Common Sense edition
Thomas Paine was a proto-redditor
>>200221040He was based, looks like europoors are still seething to this day
>>200221080Doubt that's a real pollack
>>200221015Oh ha ha I get it, I'm stupid
hope everything works out well for CANADA USA and MEXICO but idk bros, its looking pretty grim
what the fuck is this olympics opening ceremony? this is embarrassing.Why does China get to do cool stuff
do i really need my spotify anymore if I have youtube premium
Fuck the Jannie sub edition
[Verse 1]Pussy pussy pussy marijuana, I wannaSmoke weed everyday, and I'm gonnaEat that pussy, period, comma, I pauseBut hold the applauseI want to mold and fold the lawsI'll be bold, unroll the gauzeI want to touch your pee-pee holeBlunt in the other hand, watch me rollDon't got a watch but watch my flowDon't got a clock but clock them hoesDon't ever sleep, can't watch me dozeNow I'm back now, rollin' in the lack nowGonna put a smackdown, to this fucking wack townP-U-double-S-Y 'til I dieI might be fat, but my bitches stay flyMaybe it's because I'm so high in the skyDon't got a job so la la laLa la la[Outro]I might fuck your mother one day
Why does every country have a goofy ass uniform at the Olympics this year? Kek doesn't even look like a sporting event
Drumpfbros... it's over...
> Russian Central Bank raises interest rate to 18% amid 'accelerated' inflationRuskysisters...it's ogre...
going to take a break today
>>200221426>>200221432Hivemind.
>>200221426Wew lad
>>200221426which voter base is this supposed to appeal to?
>>200221461rest up buddy, it's friday, it's been a long week, you don't need your beautyrest because you're already cute but you deserve to relax.
>>200221537White working class voters in the rust belt
>>200221537White women
I'm listening to a song called Embers by CamelPhat and it's making me want to move to the jungle. But where can you live in the jungle? There's no apartments and no jobs.
kek https://www.businessinsider.com/israel-benjamin-netanyahu-brings-dirty-laundry-white-house-cleaning-report-2020-9
Made some friends in tf2
>>200221634hush now or you might summon that brazilian anon.
>>200221571basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzVc7s-_e8
when you walk away
>>200221641The memes write themselves
why are jannies and mods on /int/ the worst of any board
>>200221689Janny don't like this
No one told me being a Neet is actually fun when you have friends
you don't hear me sayyy
when it comes time to put the powerful person into the big office, i'm going to circle the bubble on the piece of paper indicating that i want the brown woman.
>>200221689>not the incumbent>but still associated with the incumbent>woman >minority>zero charisma >during a period of low confidence in the economyAll of these suggest she won't win
pizza incoming. touch down 30 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAnZdVG041YTaiwan made a miniseries about a Chinese invasion coming out soon
>>200221778Janny don't like this either.
>>200221778>>woman>>minoritySo she wins
>>200221708Some of them seem to think this is how they can get revenge on countries they don't like, others are just trannies. Smelly dumb janny scum
pleeease oh baby don't go
>>200221811Janny REALLY don't like this.
SIC SEMPER TRANNIES
>>200221793nice, what kind of 'za are you getting anon?
If you actually vote for Trump you are unironically racist and sexist. He's a convicted felon rapist. Gonna be real with you /cum/
>>200221841Sic semper trannyjannyis
Can't stop playing really gay 80's synthpop and playing Needy Streamer Overloadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88sARuFu-tc
>>200221833Big Joe Williams ova here>>200221841Ever since I said this the other day I've seen it repeated here several times.Curious.
>>200221876that's not true at all, but I wish it were. It'd make it even sweeter
>>200221879all synthpop is inherently gay thoughjustsaying.
>If you actually vote for Trump you are unironically racist and sexist. He's a convicted felon rapistAre you TRYING to get me to vote for him?
>>200221817facts
>>200221909Did a quick runthrough in my head and you're right, I can't think of a single exception. Closest is New Order and gays co opted it
>>200221864extra sauce light cheese with bacon bits i eat the same pizza every week
I have never voted in my entire life
>be racist online>unironically believe hollow earth and white replacement and hyperborea>see some hijabi darkie begging for money outside sobeys to feed her family>give her a $20 bill>"thank you god bless you and your family"
>>200222001you know they're scamming you with that though, right?
Cuckmala Harryanus
canadians are so fucking stupid
>>200222044if someone is desperate enough to scam like that they probably need it more than me
I'm a classically trained guitarist and an avid electronic music enjoyer. I can appreciate almost any kind of music. While I don't really listen to synthwave per se I can vibe to it if it's playing.I'm more into Trance, drum and bass, Breakbeat, fucking Deep House, Techno and such.
>>200221946> extra sauce light cheese with bacon bitsgotta be honest with you anon that just seems like tomato pie to me.
>>200222001>hijabi darkie beggingThese are unironically gypsies in Canada pretending to be Syrians
>>200222085I used to be a "rock music only" cuck who blindly hated all electronic music then I discovered industrial and electronic body music
I'm unironically gonna write in Harambe.It's his turn.
>>200222001Fuck you. Do you feed rats in your house as well?
>>200222114Would they have to pretend? Most people here think a gypsy is just anyone with a nomadic lifestyle
>>200222104I love sauce the most so i dont mind
>>200222072it's a pretty common scam cause they can make good money at it, much better than working for mcdicks and you can set your own hours
Exactly 840 years ago, dozens of German nobles drowned in shit in a famous incident known as the Erfurter Latrinensturz.
>>200222127Fucking based.I played in a couple rock bands years ago but a part of me has always been at home in raves and electronic music parties
>>200222141There are no rats in Alberta but I am kind to animals
>>200222156They started doing it when the Syrian civil war started and people cared about that. I used to see one all the time who was "pregnant" for years
>>200222165It's because they wanted to invade Poland. Cosmic justice. That's what happens when you mess with Poland.
>>200222165what a way to diealsoimagine how stanky it was to have the latrine right below the kings hall
>>200222165the german pyre
>>200222165And this was born the German love for scar
>>200222197She left, so either it was real and she went to buy supper for her kids, or she was clever enough to go to another location to make it look real
>>200222222Let's see
>>200222248omg you are so naive bruh. you'd be the guy who gets his picture taken with the girls on the street in vegas and is then like "what you mean it costs money wtf" and then pays them the $50
>>200222211DAS RITE WHITEBOIWHEN I SAY PARTITIONS YOU SAY SORRY
>>200222303I would never consent to having my picture taken
I missed >>200000000 because I was banned it’s not fair
>>200222330the jan is evil for this
What about >>199999999
>>200222326regardless the point is you don't have the fabled "street smarts" (which is just realizing that every brownoid is trying to scam you in some way) but one day you'll realize the truth.
>>200222340So true
>>200000001
>>200222393so close, but spinny would be unbearable with the digits
>>200221676WASHING'ton
>>200221879needy girl overdose mentioned raaaahhhhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6DMXNyvAxs
how do you cope with the fact you're ugly
>>200221879
>>200222432Washington actually means Washing Town or Town of Washing
finna goon
I'm a chad so I don't
>>200222393>off by oneIt’s over…
>>200221879she's cute and she knows it and i love her
>>200222370ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC2OVxl0dUY
I cum so fast inside a fleshlight
good afternoon
>>200222476I'm not ugly so that's how I deal with it
I am the most unfunny nigga on the planet
>>200222476occupy myself with the ethical over the aesthetic
>>200222566There are screamers in that video I know it. Don't try to fool us like that again.
>>200222476Just run with it. Set expectational boundaries for myself do I'm not crushed when something happens related to me being ugly.Look, you can't pull down the sky and you can't turn back time. Some things you just gotta accept.
>I'm not ugly so that's how I deal with it
>>200222638nope
>>200222590imagine how fast you'd come inside real pussy (female, human)
USA gf
>>200222656I know you. They're in there.
>>200222662They're not as good as fleshlights to be honest
Why can't Flatscans stand being alone for more than a couple of minutes? They always need people around them or they go haywire.I've been alone for years. The pandemic was so hilarious "I haven't left my house or seen anyone in a week!"Fucking rookies.
lol
>>200222679white women are a curse and a blessing
>>200222711idgi
>>200222711Idgi
>>200222702what about real pussy (female, human, actually loves you)
>>200222703it was really entertaining to watch social butterflies freak out that they couldn't leave the house during covid. i'm a homebody so this is normal to them but the amount of people going "crazy" and crying because they couldn't go out for 2 weeks was hilarious
>>200222740>>200222731Idgimind
>>200222717(i want a usa gf)
>>200222775wdgi
>>200222764quarantine really opened my eyes to just how many people live their life almost completely asocially. Saying shit like "nothing changed for me" isn't as much of a flex as some of them think it is, if anything its self snitching.
>>200222797Just tell the Brooklyn Shul, I'm sure they'll seen you one of their young shiksas from the basement
>>200222679Is it just me or does left have an incredibly American phenotype
Nobody commented on this funny image I posted: >>200221737You all have British flags filtered don't you?
>>200222758>female>loves you
Flatscans are weak creatures. They need constant company, relationships, love, attention.Meanwhile many of us lead lives bereft the lot
>>200222825im not trying to flex im just not dependent on others for emotional support like that. i mean some people had to live with themselves for more than a day and they couldn't stand it
>>200222797America has some of the lowest quality white women in the world, right behind the UK
the instant my parents are no-longer able to care for themselves, i'm not putting them in a home. i'll allow them to hurt themselves until succumb, and pocket the thousands of dollars i'd otherwise spend on a home.
i'm a samurai
>>200222905it's chill bro i ain't saying you are. There certainly are people who can't be alone with their own thoughts just like there are people who cope by pretending being a loner is endearing. Human beings are made to be social, but our society has almost completely destroyed those social networks. Some cope with it better than others but it hurts us all. One of the few things I miss from my military days is the feeling of belonging to a "tribe", it's a feeling that's almost completely absent from the lives of most people these days.
>>200222938Matuseipazz
>>200223039>>200223041what cool samurai thing do you have planned for today
>>200223063True loners exist though, they're probably less than 1% of the population. They're not on 4chan whining about not having friends or a gf though
>>200223041
stop replying to the jew flag thanks
>>200223063i agree with everything you just said i am not immune to being lonely but i don't have a breakdown when i don't leave the house for several days it was just entertaining to watch people break down over what to me is mundane
Wait just a FUCKING minute. Why is Russia excluded from the Olympics but Israel isn't??
>>200223124thanks i really enjoyed this video
>>200223088wish i knew where this was, but if i had to throw out a guess, i'd say plantation country in virginia.
>>200223178because russia invaded a sovereign country and israel is merely doing what they've been doing for decades with weekly US allowance + tip
Kore ga JAPAN mitai desu.
>>200223085Literally who>>200223122There are schizoids I guess, but most of them still require some form of socialization. True loners who aren't negatively affected by being asocial are very few, most are just very good at hiding the negative effects
>>200223113posting on 4channel. maybe i will open one of the hundreds of books i downloaded off libgen and never looked at again, but this is unlikely >>200223124sasuga matchless iaido
fighting an innocent neighboring country is not the same as fighting a terrorist organization.
>>200223225that guy is really tall
>>200223236and not the same in the way russia hasn't killed over ten thousand civilians yet
I'm a poopy pants
>>200223178Russians are too good at athletics so they'd win too many medals. Nobody is worried about jews winning anything
kittens are cute and dogs are cute but both piss and shit and vomit and i don't think i could handle that.
drinking wine
>>200223314my roommates dont know yet that i am a poopy boy
>>200223176Most of these people having a breakdown were probably already pretty lonely and once they lost their "fake friends" the reality hit them. It certainly was a wake-up call for many people, a rude awakening to the fact that they don't really have any real friends and all their "friends" were actually friends due to circumstances. Similar thing happens to a lot of people after graduating high school or college.
>>200223178russians dope the fuck out of all their athletes. they are explicitly trained by government officials on how to take gear without getting caught.
>>200223352that's just part of taking care of a pet and if you aren't comfortable with that, thats okay
Lol got banned for literally no reason. This is getting ridiculous lol, not that it works but like lol? Tranny janny is radicalizing the good posters!
I don't keep in touch with anyone from high school. I never made a single friend in college either.
>>200223473janitors gonna janitor, a tale as old as time. some of the most pathetic people i've ever seen are jannies and i've seen some truly pathetic people in my life.
>>200223507why?
>>200223473Someone needs to complain on the IRC or something. The new janitorial policies are insane
>>200223543I'm ugly
is the cum tampermonkey script anon here?
>>200223556Probably not the real reason. I've seen guys much uglier than you have gyatts and slimes like you wouldn't even believe. It's a handicap but not as significant as you might think.
>>200223364My roommates have guests over every day so I have to time my poops around that
>>200223590>gyatts and slimesspeak english please
>>200223527The current cum janitor is indeed very pathetic and fat! The worst janitor, everyone is saying it, many many people!>>200223546Yeah at this point it's clearly not even about muh rules
>>200223604it is english, the cutting edge of the evolution of the language. women and true friends is what that translates to.
>>200223590cuz they're rich
>>200223590trust me dude I am pretty damn ugly
>>200223621>The current cum janitor is indeed very pathetic and fat! The worst janitor, everyone is saying it, many many people!Many such cases!
My life is absolutely incredible in every way except for that I'm single and rarely get laid
>>200223652not really, some of them were borderline homeless. rizz is an acquirable skill, very few people are born with it.
>>200223668you probably aren't. I talked to a girl a few days ago who told me how she thought she was the ugliest person ever because her face was so asymmetrical. I literally couldn't even see it up until then. We are our own worst critics.
>>200223697Any stinky guy can land trashy pussy by giving out drugs
>>200223690>incredible in every waywhat makes it incredible?
humiliation ritual
making 2 fried eggs and buttered toast for breakfast
i haven't looked at my phone in a few hours. i hope nothing eventful has happened.
>>200223816it's 7pm nephew
>>200223790I have tons of friends and I have made tons of amazing memories through travel, school, and being with my loved ones
>>200223842so you're a normalfag. cringe.
>>200223816>Hawaii fags are still having breakfastGet with the times!
Think I almost got insurance scammed today. Left the store, hop in the car, check mirrors like I've been habitually doing since 2004, start to back out, look forward for literally two seconds, look in rearview and there's a fucking minivan right behind me while I'm backing up. I stop just shy of hitting them, they sit for like three seconds and take off out of the parking lot. The driver side of the van was already smashed to hell, I think they waited on the side street of the store lot and tried to swoop in behind me when they saw me leave the store and get into my car. Fucking hate these dog shit people.
>>200223751Being a stinky guy is a choice. One of the ugliest guys I've ever seen did have a massive meat cannon hanging in his trousers so that probably helped him out a lot. The other one didn't have anything at all going for him, my guy literally started life out with 7-2 hand and somehow played it well enough to land a happy family with a good looking wife
Looking for a water chip
>>200223842iktf
>>200223876should've just got your mini draco and opened up on them
>>200223900>mini dracokekw
>>200223598oh poor little incel, being told when he can and cannot shit
>>200223816Incel
>>200223855anon, this is a normalfag general, on a normalfag board. we've all had sex and good childhoods and good careers.
Dubs determine who I jack off to, both 2D or 3D are fine
>>200223959fuck off.
>>200223966Humiliation ritual
>>200223598>>200223931life doesn't truly begin until you're able to take a shit in other people's houses and/or around other people
>>200223959this is an incel thread, on the the incel board, on the incel website, just because you're a tourist it dont change that
>>200223835not for me>>200223861lol>>200223951i am not an incel
>>200223900I keep the guns in the house. I don't live the type of life where I need to carry them with me.
oh great, the bruhzillion is here.
Half of my family got bleached.
drinking alcohol and listening to doomer music
>>200223959I grew up basically feral. Fist fighting my dad was a common thing for me. The first time I won against him was after my 16th birthday. As my body grew stronger his grew weaker. I kicked his shit in so hard he spent a month in hospital. Became homeless after that though.
The janny is an incel, that's why he spergs out at the sex havers
>>200224064what are you drinking?
>>200224035do you own a draco?
>>200224089red wine
>>200223966roll for https://nhentai.to/g/184926/12/
>>200224035I'm almost never outside without a gun on me. Can't trust these niggas.
>>200224089he's drinking alcohol retard
>>200224102dracos are novelty firearms and are entirely impractical
>I'm almost never outside without a gun on me. Can't trust these niggas
>>200224103today's a beer day for me, cheers
>>200224105unfortunate, i have busted many loads to this growing up and i wished to share that feeling with you
I'm too young to buy a handgun
>>200224167cheers bud
>>200224186Art doesn't look that good DESU
Will America ever make a goyslop police
normalfags and wannabe normalfags in my /cum/?disgusting!
>>200224226https://nhentai.to/g/98750i usually went between the two, the art is good enough
>>200224261what's the crime here i don't understandis it illegal to have too many snacks or something
>>200224289they're called failed normalfags you wannabe nonnormalfag!
>>200224307they were gonna resell it on the black market
>>200224301based yaoi poster
never let them niggas catch you lacking
>>200224307guessing this is the uk. man i pity them foos, even as a fucking leaf ffs
>>200224358come to my hood and me and my niggas would take that blick off you my nigga
i have never seen a vagina or boob or an ass or a girl naked in real life
>>200224333why is there a black market for candy bars
>>200224378Dem niggas be the most police state loving motherfuckers on the planet
>>200224317you're ignoring how young some /cum/mers are, they haven't failed yet
>>200224378there's a reason we left them
you can't just have your first qt gf be a 10/10 perfect woman. you have to start with an ogre to learn the ins-and-outs and only then can you graduate onto bigger and better things.
>>200224470that's what we in the business call a practice gf
I make like 300 million /cum/mies everyday
Are you this sad dog?
>>200224507me too except i dump them in your tummy
>>200224517No, I am a human.
>>200224517poor thing
>>200224517no i'm more like this standoffish dog
>>200224398unlike you and your niggas i'm a NATO trained and certified body snatcher
>>200224517i'm not actually a sad old dog locked up on the dog pound i'm more of a sad young dog locked up on the dog pound
>>200224526>me too except i dump them in your tummyThe quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encourage to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
It's kind of insane though, every time you ejaculate you release hundreds of millions of sperm and only one actually becomes a humand/
>>200224551he angy
>>200224517No I’m ugly
>>200224608you a janny?
>>200224628the ovum of a girl is more of a human than your sperm is, your sperm is more like a ups driver that carries genetic material to the ovum to kick start the process
holy hell im drunk
>>200224656>you a janny?No just mocking the janny
>tfw can not stop cumming to muscle furries feels great
I hate alcohol
what is the best battery powered penis pump on the market right now?
>>200224796penis pumps break your dick
business ideabattery powered penis poop to cater to the gay community
Janitors play an important role in our society. Without them, we would be swimming in muck and trash and mountains of garbage.I am thankful for janitors and their work.
Face reveal
>>200224875>HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ELECTION RESULTS, WE JUST REVOKED YOUR LAW LICENSE CHUD
guys i'm hearing reports that beelzebub is in france right now
>>200224871Shut the fuck up you autistic retard
>>200224962bitches asking me about esoteric hitlerism in their desperate for penis voice
>lose 40 pounds >still have moobies ugh they are smaller but still fat
>>200224628>>200224628ts crazy
>Hitler? never mind that knucklehead. now about Strasser...
>>200224984Dude this is actually kinda creepyMy schizo neighbor has been telling me about how this Olympics is a ceremony to bring forth the antichrist. >>>/sp/143019155
>>200224984>guys i'm hearing reports that beelzebub is in france right nowWhen I say "every single time"Brother, I mean it's EVERY SINGLE TIME
the satanists are taunting us again
>christcucks having a meltie again
Maybe zinedine zidane is the antichrist
>>200225055You sure it's not gynecomastia?
>>200225115let me guess "atheist" that defends Judaism?
>>200225146>strawman
>>200225146Christianity itself is a defensive front for Judaism
>>200225063Maybe he's not a schizo after all
>>200225161guess I was spot on xd
>>200225063maybe the antichrist aint so bad after all
if the bible is any indication, god is an unfathomable asshole and lucifer is actually pretty chill.
>>200225062Did you know that Otto Strasser lived in exile in Nova Scotia?
>I got it wrong so I guess I'm right
I could cryThe antichrist is coming and I’ve been wasting my life here with you fucking idiots
>>200225207Yes. Also Leon Trotsky was interned here during WWI.
>people/media constantly push that religion is not true >but at the same time they push the satanic/evil parts of said not true religions why?
Fuck Christcucks
>>200225263>the southsoulful real america>floricacanumale non white heaven
>>200225283Who's theyWhere's the proof
do we have some new schizos?
please don't bake before me i like baking threads like a bun on the oven haha thats a pregnancy joke
I do notice the unhumans/communists never bother to attack any religion besides Christianity. That does make me ponder
>people will use things from the fake religion to piss of the followers when the people putting them up know it's fake but it still pisses of the religitards
Call me...Interregnum.
>>200225322Where
>communistsmeds
>>200225326so true bestie
>>200225169Makes absolutely no sense. Modern “Judaism” (Rabbinic Talmudism) was formed after Christianity, in opposition to Christianity. Through nearly all of history, Christianity has been opposed to Rabbinic Talmudism, with various Papal inquisitions, and royal persecutions (Talmud burnings etc); for example, see:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disputation_of_ParisThe only exception is a few Judaizer heresies, which were generally rooted out and condemned as anathema, with the exception of certain American evangelicals, who were tricked by subversive and heretical texts like the Scofield Reference Bible, which was sponsored by Jewish financiers for the purpose of turning evangelicals into golem slaves
>>200225326>randomly mentioning pregnancyyou're going baby crazy
>>200225322>newIt's brian
>>200225322Nah it's just that nigga Brian, she's an old schizo but we found out she's a FtM troon
>>200225322you do realized they closed mental asylums right?explains the trans moment pretty well
>>200225353see>>200225293>>200225205>>200225115>>200225090>>200225063
>closeted gay person is obsessed with nazis, jews, and also troons out later onwhy is it ALWAYS like this
>>200225389Last post is me idk who the fuck Brian is but I’ve been here for like 6 years
>>200225301the south is the blackest part of america, huemonkey. it's also coincidentally, the shittiest.And numales despise Florida because we don't plaster trans and rainbow flags on every street corner or during sporting events
>>200225429>>200225429>>200225429
>>200225425I'm sorry.
>>200225372are you the leaf whom claimed the old testament was just a reference book for christcucks?
>>200225377bun in the oven is another way of saying pregnant but i wouldn't expect an esl to know that its okay i forgive you
>>200225452i understood your joke it's okay buddy