affirmations edition>>201304898previous
They call me "The Wolf"
Why are you awake it’s 4:33 am
>>201310501it's only 3 and im learning to make webms but i am going to sleep very soon
>>201310501It's 1:34 AM in caleefornya
>>201310520Have a good rest, I hope you're receiving enough hours of sleep. It's important
>>201310419It’s called a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiltrotor
>>201310554Shut the fuck up
This is what perfection looks like.
Akira at 99.1%
>>201310592Why are you being mean?
>>201310593The Chesapeake seems cool, but Maryland’s borders are insane
>>201310632It makes him feel powerful
There is only one time zone that matters and that timezone is PST (Vancouver time).
>>201310638I mean it's just defined by the Bay and the Potomac river so it's not that crazy really. But we need to annex Delaware and southeast Pennsylvania
are there more sick people in the UK than there are of you employed? seems like a work issuei say this because there is never a waiting list for the benefits claimant appointents! ha ha ha!
>>201310691
>>201310699Can that be us
>>201310699I don't understand sanrio. Is the whole show just random chaos like this? Or are there episodes with little cutesy plots?
>>201310554i'm doing fine on sleep, if anything i sleep too muchbut im off, goodnight
Akira is finished!!
>>201310699wow it would be strange if the one thing was that one aspect of the video which really didnt mean or have much, with everything them Japanese do as well. weird spinster
>>201310667How come the Virginia tip of the Delmarva isn’t annexed on the VGH fantasy map
Coulda been da president
drank a bunch of gin and pissed in this bottle. just waiting for something to happen
>>201310728it's multimedia, there's manga, anime and music. there's no big overarching plot or storyline really, just whatever story is in that specific piece of mediabut goodnight
>>201310776That's a good question. Check this out: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_of_Maryland
its heavy, sucked in air, and went psbbbt when i burped it. and it smells like cookie crisp cereal (maybe because it had milk in it?) i cant remember what the gin mixer was
>>201310843The Canadian version of that in Sierra Leone:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nova_Scotian_Settlers
going to mix it with some acid. probably like sulphuric acid if not (outside) hydrochloric, to see if milk fat proteins come off
>>201310996Interesting, we were never taught that some of our slaves sought refuge with British in the revolutionary war
going to mix it with sulphuric acid and hopefully it will catch fire or something based but manageable
Who would win goku or monkey d luffy?
don't mind if i die in my sleep tonight
>>201311503:(
beppy
beppy drink my piss in what country? flag
I suffer in ruzzia. Please help.
>>201311776no >:D
>>201311776Best I can do is a pack of Marlboro Reds, a 6 pack of Bud Light and a 20$ bill.
>>201311776I need your women. That would be enough.
>>201311477goku. luffy is 1) retarded 2) weak to seawater 3) can't fly like goku 4) can't blow up the moon like goku 5) only has stretching his rubber body as a signature move
I think my cat is developing stud tail. She's 13 years old.
>>201311776Run away to Georgia before monke changes the enlistment rules
a bit bored with Pringles now so im going to eat a pizza today instead of being hungry all the time :) but one of those cheap £2 pizzas, so ill eat two of them actually
>>201312057time to throw it away and get a new one
*boops your nose* haha!
I'm gonna reheat some 'za
>>201312266yummeh
going to shave my facial hair off, hopefully it will grow back better
way more car accidents than nuclear power plant accidents................. ...ban cars ...............
the school carrings arent really ever covered much....... big car......
Sorry for the dead thread /brit/bro
>>201312674:(
https://youtu.be/UF3nCyE8SYU
linus from LTT is ginger now
AMONGUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZKjjNl3kgE
Flirted with two black girls tonightOne just moved into her dorm at uni and the other was working at taco bell and she offered me a free drink while we talkedThey were both very pretty
OPUS AMONGUS
This is Potentilla robbinsiana, it's a plant that is only found exclusively in the white mountain region of New HampshireSay something nice about it
oh, you have "controversial" or "not normal" opinions about sex and biology? lets talk about your sex life for a bit >iiiim aa vivirgin
Finished my 'za. It was gross and now I feel gross
im a virgin and heres why the female orgasm never existed (mom told me)
>>201313455I have those and I've had sex many times
yeah? well *pushses up glasses* female cum isnt even real - its just lube ... so there
be right back gonna buy some pizza
Yep. It's beddy bye time
I have to applaud /cum/ for being very mindful and very demure tonight
>>201313845why
>>201313883Because??
beppy quiet
>>201310593Eating Delaware and Philly, but not taking the peninsula from Virginia?
Eating iced cream and drinking a gingy ale
Had a dream I was in bed with a skinny Latina girl that ended up leaving because I was joking around too much. I miss her bros
>>201315155She's over here and she's never coming back
just watched kamalas speech, USA chant is so kino. makes me proud to be american
beppyware
Do you like classic anime intros?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQoZRNU5RTg
>>201315348beppy bepper
>>201315348Yeah, here's my favoritehttps://youtu.be/g5zPu_Ij2ng
100% BEP
>>201315155Cope, you're dying alone just like me
I'm just a bill.Yes, I'm only a bill.And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.
>>201315695youre a beppy really just a beppy
Don't reply to mousenonce
bep py
How about I fucking kill you mousenonce
>>201315947leave him alone :c
BEP! 2024
beppys
meep
saw a video for you mouse:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K8SUnnMd5w
https://youtu.be/tY9eYLWjb9k
Had a dream I went to a brothel and was incredibly disappointed at what naked women look like in real life. One randomly started sucking my dick and I got scared I got an STD
Every spammer this general has ever had was gay without exception
maybe they all come from one person, or your perception is skewed?
or maybe its BEPPY
There's no scraps in my scrapbook
beppy!
What a garbage existence
JANNY JUST WOKE UPI REPEAT JANNY HAS WOKEN UP AND HES ANGRY!!!
All I did was get fucked up all summer and make receptionists uncomfortable
>>201317125Grow up, alcohol is for children and retards
I wish someone would just walk behind me and blow my brains out point blank. And rape my corpse so the forensics think I was desirable
>>201317080meds
damn this destiny guy is smart as fuck
>>201316064You're next
>>201317367Hey guys check out my Destiny impression iurhfiuwerhiufhweiunasuincjiasnjasndjanscijnweiufbweiufbwjjwndjwendiwendiuwnuiwenuiwnefiuwefnfiunfuiw AND also that's NOT true because wiufwiuefnweiufnuiwenfwenuinjsdnckjsndkjnweiufwefnweiufnwiufnwefnwe Hahahahaah
>mousenonce>french nigger>swiss manletunsalvageable thread, may as well bring schizojeet and goshpedo into the mix too
>>201317635I'm positively huge
>>201317658Post body
>>201317367yeah he is
hello
>day 2 and already messed it upneed to kms
>>201318053hi :)
1 beppy = 1 mad*looks at the beppy numbers* wow they sure are mad. this is them every single day i dont stop too beppy. they do it to themselves
>>201317635just post this if you wanna throw ratpedo into a meltie
>>201318098you'll make it anoni'll make it tomorrow, i promise
>>201318375what a sperg kek
>>201318534stop trying to defect toby, we know that isn't you
First Boeing does it and now HP, they killed a family over what was ultimately their own CEO's fault.
all i posted was beppy ^.^
Bad women aka whores- will give you sex easily if your game is good and you look decent. Prostitutes aka apparently the "worst" lot of women are actually the best, since they don't lie about what they do."Good" aka traditional women- will suck on to you like a parasite, and might flip like a switch if all of a sudden she decides you're not a "good" traditional husband, aka not providing enough.Hilarious, isn't it?
>>201318712yeah. it's pretty grim
>>201318712>since they don't lie about what they doBut a lot of them DO lie about it>im not a prostitute I'm an influencer & content creator (don't ask what kind of content)>I am only doing this for a few years until I save enough money to live and find a husbando>omg all those times I got paid I was actually raped or something because I don't like it now, give money and send those men to jail!
imagine if scientists could order powdered idk powdered lead chemical and have delivered to him a bag of chemicals
I have a tale or two to tell youBut the booze just makes me slowOh I could rack my brain rememberingBut I guess maybe I'll just goThere's a method to my madnessThere's a secret to this townHow there's a reason why I'm still livin' hereThough I can't think of it right nowI made a promise when I left for the coastTwenty long years agoI made a life out of chasin' a ghostTwenty years takes its toll, ohI got along for a while I guessBut it took everything I hadI got to find a way out of this messI'm in trouble and it sure looks bad
me as of late
mousenonce do you like dr who?
>>201319184based unless youre the discuck that dickrides fat
>>201319200nigga lives in a trailer trying to read chemistry PDFs and schizopost on /int/ all day, he doesn't have time for that.
business idea: dr cum where the doctor studies and collects cum
>>201319260it's more of a litmus test but I'm pretty confident
why are you posting the cute nurse boymoding >.< also shes so cute
https://youtu.be/0-0Z-XG12BI
also that isnt Lee
what papers can i read to go prepare for the MCAT
Me? Chaotic neutral
im still here reading all your posts just waiting for a reply to mine rn. also based CIA
>>201318712if she breaks up with you, at least you know you had a few great years with love and great sex, the loss isn't total, and you can still move on.
My mom's colleague told me about her distant relative who married a jewish girl and had 5 kids. He is catholic. As a result, he became a hardcore trumpster who posts about maga politics and zionism all day long. Even his parents became trump obsessed. Jews are something else man, they have the power to sway christians over to their side effortlessly
>Miami has rowdy spring breaks for decades>Joe Biden and Trump give blacks some stimulus payments>they all go to Miami en masse>Miami then cancels spring breakReally makes you think
>>201319689
>>201319760same
Failed a skill check today when talking to a girl on the bus and started mansplaining something autistic to her. Live and learn.
>>201319689Most Countries Are Trash
>>201320368Don't worry, I'm taking good care of her.
im gonna go play tf2
What the heck did I say this time
>>201320414Both of us know thats a lie man. Cmon.
>>201320286Some of the most hardcore Zionists are fucking nuts, whether Christian or Jewish. Some support Israel because they think it's the next step towards the coming of the apocalypse and final judgement. Others seem incapable of separating antisemitism from legitimate criticism of the Israeli government, as if they can do nothing wrong.
the piss that i made on gin fizzes when i shake it lol
>>201320557did you buy any lottery tickets recently?
This is an international board for interacting with foreign users and learning new languages
Repeat after me you North American international board usersJe veux le hamburger et le milkshake au chocolat
about piss
>>201320708in dantes inferno, in latin, he uses just "e" for "and" :) which is much better
>>201320708janny deletes your thread if you post any of that, it's a race-baiting board now
>>201320681No. Most I won was 50 bucks on a scratching ticket. Just to burn it all immediately on more gambling.
>>201320708Ok then post something in French for once
Honhonhon camembert tour eiffel baguette vin rouge croissant honhonhon
>>201320897Ah comme on s'est aimé Pour la première fois dans tes deux bras fermés J'étais heureux à mourir de joie
I remember this one absolute qt southerner who was on a student visa at my uni. She always messed up the genders when using adjectives. Melted my Heart
Sorry I just dont have friends to hang out with fucking off
>>201321245:(
My neighborhood looks like this
>>201321391wow its hard to not be a homosexual when you live like that
YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO TASTE ME WHEN HE'S KISSING YOU
>>201321192for me it was emmener vs amener vs mener etc
>>201321538I'm not gay!
>>201322120women don't have hobbies
>>201322120Being a bit of a queer I can kind of understand half of these. Online trolling is only unattractive if it's making random people upset though.
uh oh stinky
>>201322120I do all of those except for magic and taxidermy
once again it is turning into a nonsensical competition
>>201322359Brig a faggot doesn't make you a woman
The only reason Powell was refusing to cut interests rates is because he wants a Trump victory. The Fed has gotten out of control and acts like an unaccountable government onto itself when it should be under the direct control of the president. >NOOO! If you let economic policy in anyway be affected by the outcome of elections, then we're just gonna get a bunch of politicians who're gonna prioritize minimizing unemployment over preventing us from retaliating against low unemployment by hiking prices on everything! Economic policy needs to be insulated from politics so that it's completely under the control of the wealthy and of major creditors.
>>201322120This is basically "whatever men I find attractive do in popular media I consume"
>>201311962If you had a son with a Russian woman, your son would be Viktor Tsoihttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Tsoihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGEJOAsQX2w
>>201322280I know so many women that have 0 hobbies, most of them are married with children.
>>201323097if you ask them they will say "travelling, eating in restaurants, netflix". None of those are hobbies.
my hobby is cumming in a cumming cummer's cummy cum
>>201322120based birdbwatching bros
>>201323254your hobby is saving the thumbnail
>>201323254dis nigga saved a thumbnailoh my dayssssssssssssss blud
>>201323280aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>201322743I know. But we both like men.
grim state buds
Me showing how much I love my /cum/ bros (you’re all Indian)
>>201323150Crazy how often people think consuming something is a hobby
>>201323514where's his heart? and what's wrong with his mouth?
>>201323514Ok
>>201323587His heart is full of his friends, Rama and Sita. He’s monkey
>>201323514its funny how much 'tards online yearn for paganism yet the one surviving Indo-European paganism is a completely unrespected dirty disgusting religion that still practices shit rituals and occasionally human sacrifice
>>201323652>0.3% North AfricanMoor, White status revoked
>>201323747have you considered the fact that european paganism is not the same as retarded pajeet paganism
>>201313911i caused this>>201322054haha>>201322054
>>201323747The religious traditions of the Indian subcontinent are many. Be intellectually honest, now. There are perhaps thousands of distinct belief systems which we erroneously categorize under the umbrella of Hinduism.In any case, you’re Indian, you should know this.
I love 2D so much
>neo-pagans ITT don't understand Proto-Indo-European mythologyMany such cases
I'm makin pussy niggas push the panic button.
>>201324131what about beppy niggas
I feel an intense hatred of all neo-Pagans and anyone belonging to a "new" religion like Mormonism or Jehovah's WitnessesThe only legitimate religion founded in the several centuries is Bahaism
beppy button
>>201323805dark dark brown hands typed this post
>>201324279it was a joke Moorbro, relax
>>201324279LMFAO>>201324131I am also picrel poster
>>201324322i know. but you're still very very brown
fighting the urge to coom
Not white and proud of it
>>201324247based, Wiccans also deserve more hate
>>201324408Don't. È megghio pe vuje e pe nujeThe ancients believed that semen was a powerful substance. Ask Ra and Set
>>201324444I will respect a legitimate raving lunatic devil worshipper who sacrifices humans to satan more than I'll ever respect a "witch"
Ever since cutting sugar and salt from my diet, food tastes a lot better. More...natural
>>201324530That or that "Church of Satan" that's a bunch of fat atheists building statues of Baphomet to own le fundies
>>201324419Show us the Ashkenazi admixture
>>201324567How can they be atheists is they're using Christian iconography to make their arguments. A Satanist would have to believe in God, because God and the devil are intertwined and one can't really exist without the other
>>201324419Who /muttoid/ here?
>>201324672Because nobody in the Church of Satan is actually religious and legitimately believes in Satan It's a bunch of atheists trying to abuse religious designation, like when the redditors used to claim to worship the flying spaghetti monster
>>201324606>>201324751I’m racemixed beyond recognition
>>201324363Yes, I am also a BLACK moor just like you. Mein bruder!
>>201324913>>201324869>>201324751>not a single pure EnglishmanWhy are there so many swarthy subhumans in /cum/?
I kinda want to play bioshock 2 again
>>201324751>2 clearly identifiable countriesI was disappointed upon opening this image. I was expecting something really meme worthy
>>201324969Not a single pre civil war americanJust a bunch of UnitedStatesians
>>201324969>BASED and Anglo-pilled spirit of Lovecraft lives onBest I can do is Protestant Scottish Chuddery
>>201323514I have 0% DNA from the subcontinent; still, I like the story of the Ramayana.https://youtu.be/AETFvQonfV8?si=WmL1YwVR45NNYAYm
I usually don't do youtube comments but I accidentally got a pointless online argument over some stupid shit again. Why are people from Boston so cringe though? This dude trying to talk to me is lame as hell and it's like my third time getting into an argument with someone that ends up being from Boston. Something about that dirtyass city and it's rat residents.
Time for shower, shave, and then I go feed the lizards and turtles
>>201325142The worst part is that you're a H*ghlander Celt and not a based Lowland Angloid
Good morning /cum/friends!
>>201325200>Why are people from Boston so cringe though?https://youtu.be/3TOkYsRZdYk
Let me goI don't wanna be your heroI don't wanna be a big manJust wanna fight with everyone elseYour masqueradeI don't wanna be a part of your paradeEveryone deserves a chance toWalk with everyone else
>>201325158This guy gets it
>>201325256>North East and Orkney/Shetland>HighlandsThe Norway part would seem to indicate a Viking rapebabby instead sadly
>>201325378The vikings settled the highlands and were absorbed into the local genepool as shown by your existence thougbeit
I'm really enjoying this Mobile pinball game. It helps the time pass quickly at work
>>201325378whats your haplogroup
Viva Philistinas of “America”
>>201324913>>201324869>>201324751which ancestry service is that?
>>201325559looks like ancestrydna
>>201325425Im not arguing that point but unfortunately I am not a based retard highlander but an irrelevant Islander
>>201325519I1, which would also indicate I am the Viking meme. This wasn't my opinion either the test indicated I was I1 and not an R1b chad.
>>201325626But you're from Northeast Scotland not Orkney and the Shetlands, says it right thereYou're from Moray
>>201325683I’m n1c while being a Slav We’re both non-Yamnaya subhumans
>>201325559for me, Ancestry
dont wanna live
>23andme Giving your DNA to the Hebrew>AncestryGiving your DNA to the Mormon
oh yeah, nothing like a friday WFH, a chilly morning, a good coffee with my /cum/mies.what are your plans for the weekend, /cum/?
My ancestry thing says my family origins are in these areas of England/Ireland. I’m sure they’re all wonderful places.
>>201325699It literally says Northeast Scotland & Orkney and the Shetlands thoughbeit
>>201325780>Giving your DNA to the MormonBased
>>201325819I think I’m going to get really into jacking off
>>201325780The Mormons can be trusted
>>201325849Because the category is Northeast Scotland & Orkney and the Shetlands due to people from Northeast Scotland settling the Shetlands and OrkneyThe subcategory shows which part of Northeast Scotland & Orkney and the Shetlands you're from, which is Caithness and Sutherland (Moray) in this caseIf you were from Orkney or the Shetlands, it would show up
>>201325301This isn't true. Today they're brown and the guy I'm arguing with is a jew.
>>201325864>>201325883Mormons believe that all bread other than whitebread is unholyThey worship wonderbread
>>201325922Seems I am a brainlet, thank you for your service. I havent logged in years and they didn't have that before.
>>201325982White bread gives you colon cancer
>>201325998They get more specific as they the service gets more samples so they get more accurate with time and get regularly updatedLots of people who were showing as 0.2% African or 0.1% Native American had it taken away
Mormons are based
>>201326017Name one thing nowadays that doesn't go e you some kids and of cancer
>>201325868leave some for the rest of us!
>>201326102Mormoron detected
>>201325746I1 has an uncertain origin and has a chance of being a very minor Yamnaya lineage because it was very uncommon with Swedoids before they showed up. But my usual subhuman cope is that at least our old paternal ancestries weren't raped out of existence like the R1b carriers
>>201326127>tfw they fooled the stupid Steppe retards into thinking they're one of them and got to fuck prime Yamnaya pussyWe're winners in my view
>>201326053>0.2% African or 0.1% Native American had it taken awayyeah they sort of admitted those small numbers were made up and had to get rid of them after identical twins were getting different meme ancestries lol
I want a recount. None of my ancestors fucked a Nigerian.
I don't want to go to work!I want to sleep all day!
>>201326221Maybe one of them GOT fucked by a Nigerian, ever think of that?
>>201326221Anything under 3% is usually wrong and it gets updated and changes. Mine used to say Ashkenazi jewish
>>201325780>>201325845>>201326221how does this work? you send a poop sample or what? cost?
>>201326188>yfw the short other surviving haplogroups convinced the tallest genetic height people in history that we are one of themDamn we really did get some Yamanaya chadettes
>>201326221>>201326334Yeah I had like 0.1% Sardinian and they took it away too kek
Are all you really retarded enough to hand over your dna to law enforcement like that
>>201326221It also says I’m 0.8% Indian/Bengali
Me rn
>>201326495I’m not a schizophrenic so it doesn’t effect me
>>201318581He's kinda cute like his mouse.
>>201326403You have to spit in a vial until it fills. It's actually kinda exhausting
>>201326495I'm not a criminal.
>>201326553can't I just cum in it ?
>>201326495My family already did the test so it was already game over for me. If enough people in your family did it they don't even need yours to identify you. This has already gotten some people arrested btw
>>201326515Muslims and Jews be like >I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM
>>201326495Are you really stupid enough to think they couldn't get any info they want about you if you didn't send them a vial of spit? If you've ever been to a doctor they have all the DNA they could ever need from you and more. Stop pretending like you're smarter than others, they can find out anything they want about you at any time.
>>201326673My family doctor doesn’t sequence my dna when I step into her office, are you retarded? She doesn’t keep the blood or urine samples, either, it’s all bio waste.
One time I went to a doctor's appointment hungover and to this day when they pull up my medical history they bitch about my liver enzymes or something
>>201326673That’s not even to mention doctor-client privilege. I think the others saying that it’s nbd are misguided, but they’re not as actively retarded as you and this take. Whew, lad
>>201326740It doesn't matter. Blood samples, even hair can tell them everything. Stop being stupid
>>201326902They don’t have the blood samples, you fucking illiterate. They get thrown out. You don’t need to spend much time in a hospital to realize anything else is a logistical impossibility.
Someone said that the speaking volume of Americans is about self-promotion and bullying, while in Greece or Italy for example it's not the same but instead more sincere and fun. Don't know where I saw this
>>201326854>Doctor client privilegeOh so NOW they're playing by the rules? You're a fucking moron. If they want you bad enough they'll get you regardless of any laws
>>201326902You can't even determine someone's chromosomes from their hair (or nails)
>>201326960DNA companies aren’t bound by privilege, so no, they’re not playing by the same rules. If my doctor divulges privileged information that evidence is not admissible in court. You’re coping so hard. It’s okay to be stupid, but not so belligerent
>>201326958wow friendly and outgoing americans bad
>>201326958The "Americans are so loud" meme ends as soon as you spend time with Latinos, Chinese, Jeets, Arabs etc.
>>201327025Idk I don't feel like there's a need for boomers to be speaking this loud among each other at Tim Hortons
>>201327062>The "Americans are so loud" meme ends as soon as you spend time with brown people
does it annoy you when spics randomly say a spanish word in the middle of an english sentence
>>201327085
>>201327063Don't worry. They'll be gone soon and, with Trudeau's demographic replacement plans, you'll just have Punjabi music blaring in the parking lot.
>>201327119I should be Finnish instead They aren't loud there and they respect personal space
>>201327094Yes and I'm a spic
>>201327094Yes, and the larger problem is that they have neither a good grasp of English or Spanish.
>>201326614Needs more tinfoil
>>201327492https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/27/magazine/dna-test-crime-identification-genome.html
>>201326552this is really cute and im probably going to look up this artist ^.^
also why would Whygena scare and gaslight all of their fans? try to hurt them?
>>201326552>but dude what if we took the oc (male) and made it a girl
>>201326552traced