San Miguel Edition
setting sail for bedtime islandgoodnight, anons
things fall apartbut nothing breaks like a heart
>>201673532mumsnet wog going to be seeething about this edish
San Miguel is shit
>>201673456Life's what you make it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3VqAsMXE7o
>>201673571https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD7BCqc1Juw
>>201673532Piss in a bottle
>>201673582It's not. It's actually very refreshing — especially on draught.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km3agvlyRmM
pooing a nigger
broi had a San Miguel beer 1 year ago and this was the worst shit i ever drank in my life. German beer is number 1 that is for sure. British beer is okay. Some dutch beer is okay. But San Miguel holy shit that tasted like crap. To be honest Germany,UK,Netherlands,maybe Belgium and Austrians are the real beer nations.... rest is shit
/brit/'s favourite actorMickey Rourke
My life is such a joke
>>201673597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mm3AJNE-jQ
>>201673629yeah?
back from being bannedwill never phonepost again, awful
>>201673629
>>201673629not very funny though, more tragic than anything so would appreciate you not posting about it as it sours the mood x
bit pissed like
wish my life was hilariously embarassing instead of dreadfully dour
>>201673590no it isn't, I didn't make thisIf I did, I'm sorry
>>201673653gwon lass show us yer tits!
>>201673532had one of these (San Miguel) for the first time when I went to the UK not long ago
roaring
>girl sits next to me on the train>rubs against me taking her coat off>convinved shes into mewhy am i like this lads
enjoying the music of lenny breau xhttps://youtu.be/f06FvJgk52I?si=MV0B7gQ8JE_PbZvD
My heart is so powerful it only goes at 1BPM
>>201673624and Australia
>>201673587Those two posts were made less than a minute apart, you retard. Raging cause you waited 5 minutes for nothing
What do you drink from the tap when go to the pub lads?For me it's Asahi (if they have it), Peroni, Stella, Madri
the vile cowards above committing constant deliberate banging on my ceiling just done a bit of criminal damage on the (landlords) property from my rented flat in south east london kent england
Not even joking lads, I considered becoming trans, even started taking estrogen.What saved me was all the images of botched fannies that are occasionally spammed, it just hit me how absurd my goal was.I still struggle with being a man, but I now understand that I'm mentally ill. I see a Christian therapist because he's the only one in my local area who helps me to overcome my desire to be a woman and not embrace it.I think there might be light at the end of the tunnel :)
>>201672727mad to think someone ejaculated deep inside her
>>201673647I remember when you posted this reaction to my post four years ago, pic related during covid lockdowns.Where did the time go bro?
>>201673718you gay?
>>201673680thought they were all blue in avatar
>>201673708>AsahiForeign muck
>>201673718how big are your tits
had dreams of doing something important when I was a lad, thought I'd be some great engineer or mathematicianturned into a finance software devmong instead, pathetic really and I can see people fall asleep when I tell them what I do
how do i get a straight boyfriend as a man
>>201673286 >Pure peppermint>Strawberry & raspberryNasty
>>201673624Hmm, you say that but my favourite beers are Franziskaner and Hofbrau yet I like San Miguel. Maybe our San Miguel is made in a different brewery.
>>201673727honestly think the elites just did this because they were bored
>>201673735Bit fucking racist
>>201673722>what is IVF
>>201673747Do a little transition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCUr2pNJft4
I can't believe it's already September
>>201673708Forgot to mention Asahi was one of my favourites. Like the dryness of it.
get arses poowanked
is there anybody out there?
Margot Robbie? Yuck! Who would want to ejaculate inside HER?
agnosticism is correct
>>201673795Wake me up when September ends haha
scooping up the grubs from my vacuum bag with my hands and shovelling them into my holes
>>201673806depends, does she have nice feet?
i'm not growing up, i'm just burning out
>>201673733I like men and women>>201673740a cups, they're like soft puffy manboobs
>>201673795saging this post
Off to bed
>>201673742Sorry lad can you repeat that?
>>201673837yeah ive got soul but im not a soldier
>>201673830Wikifeet gives her 5/5 stars!
>>201673727i don't remember it but it's definitely my stylefour years ago? b-but the covid thing was just last year...
>>201673739ah it's alrightthat said, what took me by surprise when I was in the UK is that most pubs have a lineup of just foreign beers and maybe one or two locals, and something dark. Whereas here it's all local beers, a few crafties, and then maybe a Heiniken or Asahi tap on the end
mental how you woke up one day and realised you were 32ahamentallike
wikifeet angela rayner
>>201673830her feet are very pedestrian (excuse the pun) but footfreaks go mental over them
>>201673806As I said she's pregnant right now. you could go in rawdog and not care about cumming or anything. Bet she loves that
>>201673840
>>201673795unreal how quick this year's gonefuck lads we're almost halfway through the DECADE>>201673821aha good lad
should I have a third wank before bed or leave it for tomorrow? feels more like a chore but I don't want think back in regret when I'm on my deathbed about all the wanks I missed out on
Lonely and push everyone away that tries to get close aha
>>20167388232 is a very strange age. 31 and 33 don't sound bad but 32 does.
>>201673850quick tip: drink before bed to increase your chance of having nightmares
i thought it through ~ and i wanna do a bad thing twice
>Ella liked your photo!Too bad she's a fucking walrus of a woman
Only issue with the pregnant thing is the woman would have a CHILD inside of her, so I'd guess you can't be that rough Lol
don't know anything about beers. reckon some in depth research is required
>>201673915we're almost a quarter way through the century
Autistic people be like>>201673922
>>201673922these are the kind of copes office karens go throughliterally no one thinks about this shit until they're 25
wouldnt mind getting to feel a rabbit
https://www.wikifeet.com/Anita_Sarkeesian
>>201673935Sound like a perfect match for a nasty goblin of a man
https://www.wikifeet.com/Carly_Rae_JepsenumUM
>>201673939mental
https://youtu.be/4TCslzBeYOA?si=H-gHxtufSAWS3sKerorke curling 5kg dumbbells to this in preparation for the race war
>>201673870you're right they're not bad at allI guess she got a lot of publicity from the barbie movie eheheh
>>201673935All women have to do is not be fat and a growing minority fail that
>>201673945>>201673948I am an autistic man in his early 20s.
I would drink beer if it were medieval times or something and that was the standard thing. But now it just seems weird. Seems in contrast to our modern life. Old fashioned drink
>>201673938off to the pub with you ASAPhere's a start - although confusingly they mucked up the colours, the lager should be lighter
>>201673968not nice
>>201673920going to have a little cry then?
>>201673968>5 starsMother CANNOT stop SERVING!
don't go to bars, just stay home and drink
getting utterly buck broken by time me
You:Spends all your money partying and satisfying your desiresMe:Saves every penny so I can afford a nurse and the nice wheelchair when I'm 100
>>201674003>lol you feel thingsYeah, I am.Wanna join me?
On the cans
@ many of youse
>>201673996a post indicative of a pub-less society
>>201674019same
>>201674018Costs far too much to get pissed at the pub
a beer dodging yank, what a surprisebunch of poofs over there
A part of me genuinely thinks that they're explicitly trying to destroy the pub as a community.
>>201674019iktf
Reckon we should start signing postsCheers,Greg
>>201674018you sound like a cheapy peepy
>>201674044don't let them do it
>>201674043that monky fuming lol
got me pissy boxers on in bedfucking stinks
>>201674049how's it going greg
>>201674042always howl at the notion that beer is manly when it's literally estrogenic
drinking absolut have no idea if it tastes worse than chekov or supermarket own but don't want to try
>>201674022prefer not to say (will be busy arsewanking)>>201674044sick of it to be honest, it'll be a crime to have a cheeky pint soon
got the weyes blood on she's lovelysounds a bit like karen carpenter
>>201674049idiot
>>201674067Got a little bit of a visual aura which is disconcerting but will see how it goesThanks,Greg
doing a pooi'm a poori'm a pooeri'm a midnight wanker
>>201674043This is part I monkey has rude morningpart two II is monkey goes for a bath with his otter friends
>>201674070if a few beers turns you into a woman then to be honest you were a fucking poof all alongstate of yanks
>>201674081get yourself some wyborowa lad. knocks the shite out of any russian or swedish shite. poles know how to make vodka
>>201674086Titanic Rising is criminally forgotten. I assume because it came out at the start of Covid
Vodka drinkers be like "dude this tastes so different to the other vodkas"
>>201674086Ever seen her toes? They are very long
>>201674019ktim
>>201674123never implied that it turns me into a woman after a few just that it's objectively estrogenic you stupid cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU4lQDu9rNE>>201674133it's a masterpiecehearts aglow was NOT as goodsad
Going to doctors nowadays be like>Hmmm, well get some rest and stay hydrated then we'll see if it improves. See you again in a month
>>201674033where you from
what shall it be for the alone day-drinking?natural ice, icehouse, or the steel reserve?
Hello Britbongs I come in peaceI was in Coventry recently and it was a shithole, what's up with thatIs this a result of the famed "austerity" you speak of?
>>201674162seeing this cunt in London supported by Good Morning (great aussie band)
Yes I enjoy my Apple music subscription. Just another way to get the dopamine flowing ... I use Audio Technica headphones
>>201674173How about a big tall glass of nobody cares
>>201674156no need for the hysterics you mucky little poofter
>>201674170whats it to YOU
>>201674183jealous
>>201674200Prefer demos from before the 90s me
Can someone explain what this cunt is about and what sets him off? Always meant to ask.
>>201674203swallowed that long ago, that's why i'm drinking lad
>>201674135ahaha good post lad
>>201674211it's very needed for a single digit iq cunt like you
>>201674218yeah should be good. saw Weyes Blood at primavera few years ago and cried because her voice was so beautiful live (also I was really high aha x)
>>201674179 famed british town planner Herman Goring is to thank for that
listening to ludacris
>>201674240no mate
>>201674266No wayNo you are not
they are enemiesthe pongo loathes and possibly even fears the otterdumb apesame herecan be a bit dangerous for babiesjust cant really trust an animalor a manor yourself
I said a glass of juice
thinking about killing myself
>>201674259Rotterdam is great but was also bombed to shit, seems like a weak excuse that oneDid Göring import all the foreigners?
>>201674267Why not
>>201674255you need a trip to the pub ASAP
>>201674179There is a person who posts here under a Belgian flag who constantly posts about black cocks and cuckoldry, so when I see your flag I get angry and am inclined to view your posts in the worst possible light. Would just like to warn you of this, as our hostility towards you might seem to come from nowhere.
>>201674289yh?
>>201674259kek
>>201674289stay chipper
>>201674307yh... >>201674322nothing to smile about in my life!
>>201674302its boring to explainjust some incels doing their little ritual
>>201674322yeah, wood-chipper!
Just got banned for 2 weeks because I tried linking k farms to the poster asking about the leaf spammer Very cool stuff
only food gives me enjoyment
4chan is specifically designed to allow you to procrastinate and avoid doing the shit you have to in life :)
>>201674305nah he'll grow into an even bigger poofter the second he gets a whiff of the drip tray>>201674329why don't you try forcing it like the joker chap? get yourself some lipstick and get in front of the mirror x
>>201674282YOU DISAPPEAR LIKE POOF! BITCH BEGONE
still kind of crazy to me Russel Brand went full chud
>>201674342fafo
my beautiful wife Getty Image
mental how 1984 basically captured the essence of life past the age of 25the most dangerous aspect of your life now is looking too long at someone while in the shop buying food to eat that nightjust because it is the most noteworthy experience you can recollect as it caused you some distress.
Remember to get out and enjoy some fresh air lads. Sunday morning in September is the perfect time for this - church bells ringing in the distance, cool misty mornings, fields ready to be harvested. Don't sit there wasting your life away xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jMlFXouPk8
>>201674378He didn't go full chud, the left went bonkers.
>>201674378Russel the Rapist
>>201674240
>>201674350Is the chippy your favorite place to eat?
>>201674378not that unbelievable though is it
>>201674350>>201665828
love turtles me
>>201674378he goes where the fame and money is
why are yanks so poofy? is it yanks in general or just the ones that visit /brit/?
ah yes Coventry """cathedral"""
im 29 years old and never had a gf or bf NOT EVEN CLOSE
>>201674394are you upset about russel brand
>>201674392THE GRASS WAS GREENERTHE LIGHT WAS BRIGHTER
>>201674434mental how brutal time's futa BBC is
>>201674412not my favouritenot sure what my favouritejust buying loads of treats and junk food from the shop
>>201674419just me/cum/ is very straight despite the name
>>201674421for me, it's Clifton Cathedral
>>201674434Visceral gut punch
>>201674427how'd you manage that
>>201674427
>>201674240I've wondered this myself. Gets deleted all too quick. Gotta be a janny
>>201674427>or bfwell that's why you never had the former
two fingers knuckle deep in my arse doing a powerful poowankprobably not what you want to read at 12.30am on a sunday but here we are
>>201674414my brotherwhy are we like this
>>201674473ugly as shit!
>>201674458he's not wrong
>>201674413he was a cool chill guy before now he rants about chud stuff, I don't know what I just heard he's one now
took this lovely pic at the gym today :)
>>201674488are you fat? i'm not yet, somehow, despite the veracity of my statement
>>201674512stepmum has the same body type CORRR
>>201674512ultra based gym creeper
>>201674512didn't though did youboring gimp get a life
>>201674489oiya, don't talk about yourself like that
>>201674512fucking hell. genuinely lush
>>201674512What position do you think is her favorite?
>>201674546unfortunately it's true!
>>201674512Fat
Just got back lads, played pool with a mateWish I hadn't tbqh. See so many stunning fit birds about it kind of makes you depressed.
>>201674512what's she listening to
>>201653442Cowgirl
>>201674581doesn't it inspire you to become more Chadlike in life?
got approx £73k saved up how can i leverage this
>>201674589fatman scoop
you would just think i'm an unremarkable british lad if you saw me walking down the streetthough my monochrome clothing and glum look on my face might lead you to wonder if i post here
>>201674601Buy 73,000 kneepads
>>201674601All on red
So sick of being a freak
Just entered the thread, so I won't get any of the references. Sorry
>>201674502if by "chud stuff" you mean what most mainstream normies believe now since it's pretty self-evident at this point
73k in the bankstill alonestill miserablewhat a joke!
>>201674615i look exactly like youd imagine i look
fat bloke at the gig emanating what can only. be described as whalesong after each songbizarre
>>201674601become a scalper
>>201674659>>201674640y'all niggas need christ
>>201674601you can start by please shouting me a few pints
>>201674601Move out of Britain
>>201674599Yeah I guess I should take gymtoil more seriously
>>201674568becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy after a whileyou'll completely atrophy your prospects by being so harsh on yourself
WHAT A LIFE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0Hsxrl6wYc
What is your favourite burger, or where did you have the best burger you've ever tasted?
>The number of gonorrhoea diagnoses in 2023 was the largest annual number reported since records began in 1918, while the number of syphilis diagnoses was the largest annual number reported since 1948 >infectious syphilis diagnoses increased 9.4% from 8,693 diagnoses in 2022 to 9,513 diagnoses in 2023>there was a larger proportional increase in syphilis diagnoses among heterosexual men and women (21.8%; from 1,608 in 2022 to 1,958 in 2023) than among gay, bisexual and other men who have sex with men (GBMSM) (7.3%; from 6,081 in 2022 to 6,527 in 2023)
doing a gay porn dance while listening to this xhttps://youtu.be/yC-0p4k0jw4?si=aUEnajgdr7kxLEf0
i know i won't even get high if i smoke the niggerweed, but the temptation calls me nonethelessonly part i enjoy is the inhaling and exhaling of the smoke
>>201674719genuinely never had anybody show the slightest sexual or romantic interest in 29 years on this earth, my proportions are alien and my face is a horrow showit was over before it began!
>>201674729this is a little bit disturbing if I'm being honest
>>201674592that thread is deadthis isn't redditfuck off
>>201674746....yh?
>>201674700Screm
>>201674734The ones my local butcher sells, flame grilled nicely on my cast iron pan.
>>201674751get the looks maxxed
corrr time for a joint
>>201674734idk maybe something with bleu cheese and bacon
>>201674751find some other british freakor >>201674785
>>201674785how?
>>201674734they all taste the same to me
>>201674773nice larp you degenerate liaryou can't flame grill a burger in a pan
>>201674751ktimalso get stared at every time I go outside like I'm a freakshow
mental how fucking pathetic I am
>>201674807well that's like your opinion man
>>201674808sameyou get used to it eventually
>>201674734best burger I ever had was in america, they know how to do a burger, full credit given
>>201674735Get them over here safely Get them vaccinated Get them shagged
get them snuggledget them a warm glass of milkget them a bedtime storyget them a kiss on the forehead or cheek
He'll always be 23Yet the train runs on and onPast the place they found his clothing
I'm not ugly but I am lazy and shy, in some ways that's worse than being a disgusting freak
>>201674751>>201674808showernice haircutwardrobepubA S A P lads
You>spend 10 years saving £10kme>go to the casino and win £10k in 2 hourswhy is this allowed
>>201674729whats he got against slugboy
got my mind set on macaroni cheese and steak tomorrow
>>201674875doesn't fix fucked up proportions and ugly facial features
that’s what good pussy sounds like
>>201674875Done all of those in the past 2 weeksCan't wash, trim or drink away freakishness
>>201674902the effort will do you a great deal whether you believe it or not
Snape kills dumbledore
do not trust anyonedo not help anyonebe selfishanything that you do that may help anyone and make their life easier will make yours harderzero sum game
spreading my cheeks and sending poo squirting all over the pub counter
when i go to club i wann hear those club classicsclub classicsclub club classics
I SAID MAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEYOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>201674908>been to the pubgood lad
>>201674913already doing all those thingscan't fix ugly with a haircut or new shirt
Sir Kierbot T3000
squidward kills spongebob
sir poo embalmer
i dont want to see fat people in public
>>201674939Makes me feel even more freakish when I go seeing normal people and being stared at by them. Might just hide in my house for a few months again
>>201674601Bitcoin futures, its gonna go back up
>>201674976would happily shout you a pint were it not for the tyranny of distance
i am the great mighty pooand i'm going to throw my shit at you
>>201674948Yes you can. Wtf are you on
the candy raver gf
>>201674515yeah i'm fat
they call me creepy crawly
>>201674734Burger & Beyond. Most of these burger places are just chasing a trend but this was excellent.
me sister's favourite song xhttps://youtu.be/Fjufjv4rH0s?si=5tbudax0ya5774bB
>>201674997can't modify my skeletal structure can i
I'm so fat and ugly, might just actually legit kms
>>201675000pace around your room, that's what i do
Father's Day (Australia), not to be confused with Father's Day (UK)
>>201674998Will Candi Staton do?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvkHa7s1yGc
loads of females seething hard atm because of Mason Greenwood
>females
>>201675031plenty of bigger or unconventional looking blokes do well lad, don't give up on yourself - no one else will be your biggest champion
i were 3 when princess di passed onand i remeber it like it were yesterday
>>201675045the rapist Mason Greenwood
thinking about things
>>201675045omds no one cares rorke
put your poo on my shoulder
>>201675075cared enough to reply
giwtwm
hope i have the balls to kill myself before i turn 30getting closer every week
>>201674734burger king
Get the new made Get us migrated Get us wanked
>>201675094he should be wearing a big bonnet too
>siri turn off the lights>doesnt do anything>SIRI TURN OFF THE LIGHTS>doesnt do anything>siri turn off ALL the lights>turns them offfucking sick of this stupid BINT
>>201675112A big car bonnet would crush him
https://youtu.be/VFZNvj-HfBU?t=45the tall skinny one is fit
>>201675135what an awful thing to say or think about
Bunch of girls on a a night in town. Overheard two of them say "Smash, definitely smash" while looking at me. Didn't really register until a few seconds later.They looked a bit young to me but I'm pushing 30. A more confident man would have gone back to chat to them.
>>201675129siri unsubscribe from this blog
>>201675095always thought i would do myself in before 30 but im 30 nowwill wait until my parents die
>>201675153Lol
>>201675129sounds like you're the stupid one
thought i'd be dead by now when i was growing up
>>201675161im 29thought i'd be dead by 25 but here we are!
Have you had sexe?
dont like your attitude sunshine
>Bunch of girls on a a night in town. Overheard two of them say "Smash, definitely smash" while looking at me. Didn't really register until a few seconds later.>They looked a bit young to me but I'm pushing 30. A more confident man would have gone back to chat to them.
https://youtu.be/1zTbVRPh5EI?t=81
sucking off a virgin freak in his dark smelly bedroom
>>201675181been over 8 years since i last did the sex
>>201675193
skibidi ruzz
>>201675209FONT
>>201675213No
Whoever makes the new is gay. Like really totally gay
>>201675193Not single because I'm ugly anon. Single because I have a porn addiction and only get off to fetish stuff like piss.
the new in question
>>201675262>>201675262>>201675262
>>201675255NEW
BENIS :DDDD
>>201673916had the third wank in the enddecided it would be timid and weak to put it off
