Franziskaner Edition
first for anime recommendations??
Stop f**king vaping on the tube. Its so stupid, cant you wait 5 mins to suck on your stupid battery. It makes me so angry- considering I’m an ex smoker - why must you be such freaking piece of shit. Have people lost all sense. Ugh!
tis my delight on a shining night in the season of the year
i think there was something yesterday on a YouTube video or the website, about ammonia for the skin
>>201957480shut up nigga
Lauren Chen FUCK FACE!!!
Bought a house today for £890k110k above asking price but I wanted it
too late to watch a film or nah?
I've got VirtualBoxes setup for Debian, Ubuntu, Arch, Void, Gentoo and Alpine Linux now. Which Linux should I setup next?
for me it's the Blista Compact
>>201957460boomer moment
>>201957537for real?
Only OGs remember this era.
wait how do i get a 401k
>>201957519she's about to go to jail for being an agent of the russian state
I'm 33 now and fully understand feet and armpit fetishesThere is no part of the female body I don't find beautiful except for the vagina weirdly
>>201957472Rick and Morty
>I'm 33 nowbed time for you old man
>>201957553
>>201957565Not heard of these games Are they indie ones?
>>201957560Yes, why would I waste my time lying on 4chan
>>201957565BO2 was better *dabs on yo momma*
I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.
call of duty? more like call of the WOKE
watching Columbo.
anime
>>201957541depends on the film but na not too late
>>201957537Not a sound financial decision if you used a mortgage
>>201957678no anime toby
>>201957621i thought it might be a set up for a meme or gimmick
>anime
>>201957155based edish
brotherberg who already has no immune system because of a kidney transplant apparently collapsed and is in hospital, apparently it's likely meningitis. don't really know anything about meningitis but I guess it's not looking good. grim. managed to get married and buy a house already too but I'm still in my childhood home. why is my suffering prolonged?
>>201957704I casually paid 110k extra on top of a 780k house. I don't mean to be a cocky prick, but of course I didn't need a fucking mortgage lol
Shan't be going to war. Send the blacks or something.
>>201957708fomnyeg
Someone Tarq that fool
>>201957773>brother desperately ill in hospital>waaah why is my life so shitget a fucking grip
>>201957773this is your reaction to your brother being in hospital?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZjZBCZWxpg/brit/ anthem
i'm just a silly boyfailure :3
>>201957773fuck off freak
>buying property in Britain in 2024lmao
>I casually paid 110k extra on top of a 780k house. I don't mean to be a cocky prick, but of course I didn't need a fucking mortgage lol
I dropped £15 on a maccers tonight
>>201957847fomnyeg
>>201957773get him your kidney you fuck
I eat girls out on one night stands
>>201957820yeah exactly, the point is that bad things don't seem to happen to me when really I have nothing good going in my life.
>>201957859It's a perfectly reasonable level for interest rates to be at
>>201957859looks like it's coming down?
Someone Jay that fool
>>201957869kek this is about the limit of my opulence also
>>201957785every day you post about wanting to die
>brother in hospital>complains about it on 4chanyou freaks really are sick
>>201957879>>201957850>>201957821>>201957820i'm literally already a donor, fuck off gimps. you wouldn't understand. also just because someone is suffering, it doesn't mean it invalidates your own.
If you aren't making plans to emigrate from the United Kingdom right now then you're a chump.
Show me on the graph where Liz Truss crashed the economy
>>201957782You made an over the asking price cash offer on a house?
>>201957891nothing ventured nothing gained also applies to the inverse, if you spend your life in your smelly childhood bedroom then there's very little to go wrong for you
>>201957708It was so nice last night/earlier today when Spainnonce wasnt here.Seeing that full on meltdown in the last thread i can tell he is making up for that absence.
dont wanna think about itwont wanna talk about it https://youtu.be/nfPTAiByn8U
>>201957984Yeah
lutonswindonwhere would you rather live?
>>201957978This is all Liz Truss' fault!
>>201957963Where to go? I have a UK and New Zealand passport. That makes my choices for places to live->England>Scotland>Wales>Northern Ireland >Republic of Ireland>Australia>New ZealandI've been to each country and England is the best place to live.
this is what 18 year old child in usa looks like
>>201957978>>201958039she crashed gilts, the pound and wrecked mortgage markets
>>201958038never been to luton but have been to swindon better the devil you know and all that, at least swindon has cool railway museums
>>201957978it really is fucking over
>>201958013Usually you offer less than asking price when making a cash offer. What happened?
>>201958038Swindon obviously
>>201958066Did she crash France's economy too?
>>201958038Only someone who's never been to Luton could even think this is a choice
>>201958038swindonluton vs slough is probably a more opt comparison
im back :)
>>201958095nobody said this?
>>201958115Wb
might finally finish deus ex
>>201958038would live in tilda swinton
>>201958053Either China, Japan, or South Korea.
I need a chauffeur 'cause I'm so driven should be in the backseat with both hands free
>>201958146reddit shit game
>>201958152you are not ukrainian
applying to work at HL2
>>201958146lad you can't post that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Moi2mktvlM
>>201958199it's been out for 20 years, you're a little late
Might buy some property in the UK
>>201958187ah youre really bad at trying to provoke a reaction out of menah it predicted the 2020 pandemic and stuff and its kinda based and fun
>>201958142She did this. Damn cabbage woman!
the goons are clapping away into fit blondes
>>201958174I have a soul so living in the Orient is not possible.
quantum computers
barely legal
*enters the thread wearing triple denim*
>>201958268>>>/gif/27811767
>>201958268E for effort
>USA team full of premier league players >Canada team full of MLS and random league players >USA team getting dominated Why are we so shit at the sport, it’s fucking depressing, we have good players but can never make it work
>>201958306stylish look, cowboy
E grade means did not show i thinkor 0 marks
Got those ssri withdrawal head rushes. Sometimes they feel peng but i feel ill now
>>201958310they'll never react to timmy that way LOL
>>201958306a man of distinction and fine taste, surely a treat for sore eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7jSV0fnwBE
>>201958260how come you keep posting economic data when I said financial markets?
i have an irish passportwhich eu country should i emigrate to?might have a look at poland tbqh
>>201958306actually triple denim is 'in' again
>>201958360>ssri withdrawalwhy you stop taking them?
Had a chill autumn Saturday. No gf, no friends, no future.
>>201958360ssris do not redeem the withdrawal bloody benchod bastard
>>201958395if you're such a gimp that moving to a country where no one shares your first language is an improvement to your overall quality of life then i pity you
watching a guy do an airfix modelmight get into that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHHJaEqMSqQ
>>201958454all of europe speaks english
cant even escape the norwood reaper in my vidya
>>201958480as their first language?
What was the single most disturbing experience of your life (so far) ?
>>201958481nah thats < 5head at the lowest part of the hair
If anybody asks, you didn’t get this from me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3br1piZbztU
dos beero por favooorsimpleand el baggo dos chips please love
Ok I don't want youse to doxx urselves but are you norf or souf
Come join my fun thread were you are supposed to make up news for 2074 lolLet's go>>201958322
travel is a waste of moneyeveryone everywhere now speaks american english, buys the same products, uses the same websites
>>201958407No good for sex drive or feeling depths of natural emotion. Wish i never started
>>201958504I saw a wog today
>>201958572>kraut in charge of funoh goody, be right over chum
>>201958310Honestly what's the point in living
>>201958617then kill yourself
Need a poo quite badly
>>201958284Anyone with a soul is destined for Seoul.
>>201958589>feeling depths of natural emotionim not on ssris and the only things ive felt this year are panic and worry, sometimes, just a mild sense of unease
Matt Leblanc got so fata shame he was aging gracefully in that episodes tv showthen again that was like 10 years ago
if you lads have ever been friends with a foreigner in this then you will know that they are simply not good enough company to spend your life with. too different, too little banter, too many things they don't quite understand, too silly sounding. i would have thought the lads posting in /brit/ would understand more than anyone that spending all your time around non-brits as a brit is hellish and unenjoyable.
lil whiteboys wanking at homedurag wearing black athletes are vigorously slapping goonmeat into tight blondes
>>201958666why arent all celebrities on that ozempic
>>201958454Why does the idea of someone moving to another country to improve their life bother you?
>>201958666Older.Fatter.Balder.
Business idea: Aliens invade earth, but humans defeat them, and humanity becomes a space faring civilisation dedicated to conquering the galaxy and exterminating non-human life
>>201958689use more verbs
>>201958666Too many hot meals it seems
Got no mates aha
>>201958689You'll probably find Brits anywhere in the world. Just becomes friends with British expats.
>>201957472Yeah, I recommend that you stop.
mental how normalised female arse slapping and pinching used to be
>>201958719sir poo barmer getting aliens landed, fed and zxorked off
Did 754,000 steps today
went to get a sosig roll from greggsfour left in the tilfat bastard in front of me orders four sosig rollsten minutes til next batchdidn't get me sosig roll
>>201958666How's he doin'? Poorly.
>>201958704it doesn't bother me, it just says to me that they aren't much fun>>201958740? i'm tired, drunk and on 4chan, not going to sit here developing my prose
>>201958784no you didnt thats like walking to the moon and back
>>201958779mad how the birth rates were fine and whiteys on the moon
>>201958784754,000 steps towards ruining your life, I bet.
>>201958689i find british people annoying. most of them have no taste either. foreign people tend to be more in tune with the arts.
dogberg finally is comfortable enough to start hanging around me on his own accord but getting in the way of me wanking to fellas in dresses putting stuff up their ass/ wanking themselves because I don't want to be mean and kick him out of the room
concerningly young looking lads on the gay porn site
>>201958784bro thinks hes in the proclaimers
>>201958818>whiteys on the moonhe's back now, apparently>>201958814
>>201958844link?
>>201958818Everything made sense :/
back then*
walked to the moon and back today
>>201958812I get your point to an extent but other countries will obviously have things that Britain doesn't. Also, if you move away for a couple of years then you will appreciate certain aspects of British life more.
>>201958843He’s just showing off knowing he’ll take them from no hopers to all conquering
got bitten by a rat yesterdayall because of joos
>>201958843alri for someall that money but hes still old and haggardshame
Bit windy out
belly fulltummy hurtwant a ciggyand sleep
>>201958843why do they need him if they have talking cars
Just one more thing rorke...
Monica was the fittest friend for most of the run
>>201958779Used to do it to girls at school all the time, nowadays think they mightve been pissed off
thank god we didnt lose Detroit almost couldnt afford $1
>>201958945I don't agree with that in the /brit/ thread!
>>201958779have literally never touched one
Belly is getting a bit concerning
Just downloaded a car
>>201958949dumb bitch won't get off my dick and ruining my pulls, her and SS Grimsley for some reason
i rolled a cig and didnt pick it up/put it somewhere when i went to toilet
sucking the gay penis of a bender
what the fuck are these
>>201958912yeah i like loads of stuff about foreign countries and would wager that there are countries where every aspect of it is better except for the crucial lack of people like me to spend my life with. the majority of expats who don't go somewhere like benidorm or whatever end up moving back after a year or two because they miss the people.
Sat listening to 'We Are The People' by 'Empire Of The Sun' and I feel like crying. Such a beautiful song.
Want to act strangely and generally be strange
never touched a girls bum face vagina feet or lipshave grabbed tits but it was an accident
>>201959041Toby
>>201959043Dunno. Big kiln?
and whitey on the moon
>>201959043chimney of some sort
>>201958658Why don’t you feel better things instead?
Pike Queen Lucy
>>201959043thats where they cook the woke
>>201959066>have grabbed tits but it was an accidentFONT
>>201959043bottle factory
Sat listening to 'Mambo No. 5' by 'Bob the Builder' and I feel like crying. Such a beautiful song.
Woke-on-Trent
my sleeping pattern is fucked. any way to quickly fix it?I can't force myself to sleep when I'm not tired.
these young black boys are oiling up their long black batons and teasingly slipping the tip in and out of tight pale fannies
>>201959066if that was an accident you should have been arrested
>>201959043Big bottles of poo juice
>>201959145Cordyceps and/or melatonin.
>>201959150any photographic evidence perchance?
>>201959129dont know what universe this is from but them gay niggers found it
>>201959129incredibles soundtrack is banger and banger
>>201958956Same, I imagine the average 12 year old lad who pinches a bum now would be expelled and arrested for it
>>201959137school disco anthem
Sat listening to 'Power Level' by 'Mr. Bond' and I feel like crying. Such a beautiful song.
>>201959145bullet in the head
>>201959199Ask yer mum
>>201959145so go to sleep when you're tired wtf
Somewhat liberal, but not massively lefty, me. Just can't be arsed.
why are you lads inside alone instead of oiling up your baton for a lady?
>>201959145ADHD medication
thats the movie name, leftypol dont censor their reative works
well said zaz
rule #1 about being incel is you don't ask why others are incel
poo poo in the loooo~bloody bhenchod bastardspoo poo in the loooo~bloody bhenchod bastardspoo poo in the loooo~do the needfuldo the needfuldo the needful
>>201959303me in runescape when im giving my cash offer (mention that its for gp) for an 8B item
>>201959145Exercise
Indian mate doesn't want me calling him Benny Benchod anymore
>>201959303She's right, and also, she's attractive. The best kind of politician.
Me? Socialist but in a nationalistic sense
been binge watching mad men all dayfeel like im in the 60s here
anyone been hallucinating and seeing spiders in their peripheral vision more as of late? no, just me?
>>201959320Moving to the countyGonna suck a lot of willies
>>201959303getting money from rich people is communism or something
>>201959303australians and austrians have a lot of austerity i reckon
>>201959363odd I actually have been seeing more secret spiders
Catberg reading To Kill a Mockingbird
>>201959361Did they binge watch a lot of telly in the 60s? Is that why?
>>201959363no been seeing less actually so you must have inherited mine
As down the glen one Easter mornTo a city fair rode IThere armed lines of marching menIn squadrons passed me byNo pipe did humNo battle drum did sound its loud tattooBut the Angelus Bells o'er the Liffey swellsRang out in the foggy dewRight proudly high in Dublin townHung they out a flag of war'Twas better to die 'neath that Irish skyThan at Sulva or Sud-El-BarAnd from the plains of Royal MeathStrong men came hurrying throughWhile Brittania's Huns with their long range gunsSailed in through the foggy dewTheir bravest fell and the requiem bellRang mournfully and clearFor those who died that Eastertide in theSpringing of the yearWhile the world did gaze with deep amazeAt those fearless men but fewWho bore the fight that freedom's lightMight shine through the foggy dew
what type of mental illness is it when people don't know what they look like?
>>201959303uhm, cause they're poor? They don't have any money, so they rely on government services, but when the government doesn't fund those services, they're left with nothing. Rich people don't use government services, do they? Is she stupid? Jeff Bezos doesn't need money from the government to heat his house, does he?
>>201958310>>201958361>>201958617>>201958268Spaedo momentTypical Liverpool fan
there's literally a bellend inside every fann that you're rubbing your bellend on every time you have sexit's gay af
>>201959430bizarre post
>>201959424black dolls should look white
how the fuck is it neck and neck
remember when Coco Pops removed the monkey because they said it would offend black people
Was bending over the cafe booth seats. Got an eyeful of her tight, tiny little ass straining against her jeans. She even started shaking her little bum. All my willpower not to stare.
>>201959424They’re like wee monkeys
>>201959408you mentalist
>>201959424maybe she means cos it's disgusting looking
>>201959465it's called a cervix, mong. look it up
there should be more trees in british highstreetsit makes a world of difference
Need an older Asian lady in her 50s as my gf rn
this why he fucking a single mother
>>201959497>you think that we look like monkeys? no its just we (Kelloggs) removed the monkey just becase
>>201959515you thinking it's 'mental' is mongy
>>201959477trump is funny but annoying as fuck so it's always 50/50 with him. he just like me fr
>>201959520brain rtot
>>201959520can immediately tell she's korean
>>201959477Honestly think Trump voters have decided they'll vote for him even if he shits himself on stage because the other side is communist or something.
shabbat is supposed to be a day of rest but then you spend all day working hard to skirt shabbat laws
Honestly though if I were a black woman I'd be annoyed that all of my Hollywood representation is the most gorilla looking specimins that could be found this side of the ape genome e.g the one in the Minecraft movie. They actually used to cast fit ones like Halle Berry and that chick from 28 Days Later.
>>201959535>stole his team>stole his daughterevil creature
>>201959484that was your reflection m8
>>201959539never said that
>>201959561yeah theyre growing tomatos on the moon now because if its in the air then it isnt the land source Wikipedia
>>201959557Spaedo
>>201959569l like that one who was in The Expanse
Wanted to lick the strawberry milkshake mustache off her top lip.
I’d vote for Trump out of spite
poverty is the sea in which criminality swims
>>201959557President of South Sudan literally did that a few months back lmao (well, pissed himself but still)Only President they've ever had since they got indepdendence 13 years ago AND is running for reelection.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_96muXW0XM
shabbat shalom, /brit/. I trust you're spending shabbos with your family, not rotting away in your smeggy incel bedroom.
>>201959626I'd do it for a sprite
shabbo hotel
Niggers
didnt the Jews enable whitepeppo to build castles? how come the people in Palestine were the only ones that got fucked? why dont they build castles?
>>201959647everyone else is in bed
>>201959647I am Jewish and based.
>>201958504ive got a few but one was when I was a heroin addict I knew this women called Karla. she was 37 and had destroyed her veins through long term needle use. she was a prostitute and quite evil and had bpd and would do things like make me wait for her to get her shot away before she would sort mine. the experience that really stands out id been driving her to jobs all night while withdrawals were coming on. finally by sunrise we go to the dealers. i sit outside in the car for ages. too sick to even smoke a ciggie. she comes out and had clearly had a hit. makes me drive to the smack den were prostitutes who werent working would hang out. slowly and methodically cooks up. i'm shivering and sneezing and wheezing and exhausted but sleep was impossible and im sore all over. she spent an hour jabbing herself with a needle unable to find a vein. she demanded i help but my hands were shaking terribly so all i could do was grip a belt she had tied around her thigh so she could get the shot off into her upper leg. she was bleeding and making a mess of it and i had no choice but to watch. it was hell on earth and deeply disturbing to think about to this day
I have been scrolling twitter for 4 hours
Tramps and bums from the 1920s dressed better than the majority of the British public do today. Wear a shirt. Put some nice shoes on for God's sake!
I have literally no idea who #3 is lmao
>>201959647how are you posting on shabbat?
>>201959715Haha you sound like a MASSIVE bender (didn’t read a single word)
>Japanese rap is cri-ACKhttps://youtu.be/9kXJ6dZ-ibU?si=mGKLvN7LmvMC_D_y&t=68
why dont asian women shave they pussy
>>201959734what a machine
>>201959647muzzledough, brother spinning the dradel at this moment
>>201959715Karla?
>>201959734he used to statpad in the Occupied Europe Concetration Camp league
>>201959757to discourage timmy from asking for sex
>>201959734Igor Biscan
>>201959783sorry i dont get the reference
>>201959805Ivor Biggun
>>201959617Really? Which one? The black one with the british accent or the space marine girl who was kind of latin looking? I like the latter but the former did nothing for me.
>>201959800you are mindbroken
>>201959374Taras, I have a question. Is Chernihivske good beer?
white people thinking of more things to climb on to make black people seethe
I don't understand the conveyer belt meme
>>201959833haha cope on lil boy x
>>201959853Me either, think it’s over for me
>>201959859cope about whatyou're here all day talking about other mens meat
>>201959734only Ronaldo and Messi count
>>201959853its simple, you put your shopping on the belt and it gets scannedhope that helps
>>201959844sorry, i only drink lemonade m8 im a little baby
>>201959760>>201959760>>201959760
>>201959658No caffeine? No thank you
>>201959851is this a reference to something?
>>201959874I see, no worries. They did sell Chernihivske in British shops in 2022, with proceeds going to Ukraine. But I think they stopped selling it which sucks.
Wonder what that shooting in Las Vegas at that concert was all about. Too daft to understand anything, me
>>201959715That's heavy shit anon >was Cheers bro glad you're clean now
>>201959743My shabbos goy is writing for me, I'm simply dictating.
