THIS IS THE THREAD

for fucks sake

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*enters /brit/*

>>202179292
me in the back

>>202179291
OUT

rorke's holy boxers

beautiful blue sky outside, lads
love september. best month for weather imo

I just need a day of peace and quiet to get my head together so I can sort my life out. (This is the 378th day in a row I've been saying this)

>>202179329
you've been down to long in your smelly bedroom

>>202179335
Oh piss off

just woke up
any highlights from the last couple of threads?

>>202179361
t. sun-hating virgin

>>202179372
I've mad some excellent posts, didn't get any (You)s must have been a mistake

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>>202178913
>>202178961
Nah the essay was actually pro Spanish, weirdly

https://ucbcluj.org/2016/06/01/a-letter-by-walt-whitman-the-spanish-element-in-our-nationality/

>Many leading traits for our future national personality, and some of the best ones, will certainly prove to have originated from other than British stock. As it is, the British and German, valuable as they are in the concrete, already threaten excess. Or rather, I should say, they have certainly reach’d that excess. To-day, something outside of them, and to counterbalance them, is seriously needed.

>To that composite American identity of the future, Spanish character will supply some of the most needed parts. No stock shows a grander historic retrospect — grander in religiousness and loyalty, or for patriotism, courage, decorum, gravity and honor. (It is time to dismiss utterly the illusion-compound, half raw-head-and-bloody-bones and half Mysteries-of-Udolpho, inherited from the English writers of the past 200 years. It is time to realize — for it is certainly true — that there will not be found any more cruelty, tyranny, superstition, &c., in the resume of past Spanish history than in the corresponding resume of Anglo-Norman history. Nay, I think there will not be found so much.)

>As to the Spanish stock of our Southwest, it is certain to me that we do not begin to appreciate the splendor and sterling value of its race element. Who knows but that element, like the course of some subterranean river, dipping invisibly for a hundred or two years, is now to emerge in broadest flow and permanent action?

Well, I hope he's happy in his grave

>>202179265
AAAAAAA

spreading my arse and pushing my hole against the living room window

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birthday tomorrow, lads
none of my mates are available
looks like i'll be sitting in my room drinking by myself
haha

got raped

>>202179404
OUT NOW

>>202179419
Wanna go pub?

>>202179419
>none of my mates are available
at least you have mates

The 17yo gf

>>202179419
mad how much shagging was going on at new years

>>202179429
He obviously doesn't, no mate would let a mate be alone on his birthday mate

>>202179419
>mates won't make time for you on your birthday
not really mates are they

>>202179419
Any parents no?

>>202179419
just described my last 6 birthdays
haven't had a friend in years

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>>202179424

>>202179431
what /brit/ boys dream of and desire

caring about birthdays is feminine

>>202179464
>>202179459
they've got pretty valid reasons not to be available desu

Lucky, lucky, lucky me!
I'm a lucky son of a gun.
I work eight hours, and sleep eight hours.
That leaves eight hours for fun.

pensioners turning to onlyfans to keep the house warm in winter

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you watched any good films lately?

any recommendations?

EMERGENCY /brit/ MEET UP TOMORROW

where's a nice place to go for Christmas?

just had to buy a tshirt in XL

grim, need to get back to the gym pronto

>>202179532
yeah
yeah

>>202179515
Cope that

all horror monster motifs are based on human psychological fears

vampires represent the machiavellian outsiders who parasitize society and morally corrupt your women/children, literally (figuratively) sucking the lifeblood of your culture and corrupting its heritage

werewolves represent the nonthinking barbarian outsiders who can only consume and rape, and fear of the bestial masculinity that goes along with that in contrast to the more ordered, sedate, sexless society

zombies represent mob mentality and ideological totalitarianism, the literal enemy that cannot be reasoned with and turns everyone they touch into another one of them

slasher movies represent the fear of our own decadence and hedonism and the unexamined corners of our imperfect history and cultural guilt

>>202179543
in-law's

Turns out my appointment with a GP isn't with a GP but a physician associate and it's not in person but over the phone

So less impressed with the NHS but nevertheless better than nothing

>>202179499
He raped high on drugs then was extremely remorseful afterwards. What's the verdict? Is he gay or not?

>>202179489
yeah parents and a brother

>>202179530
millennials inheriting moldy homes

why have we give more money to ukraine than the yanks this time? we should get a vote on things like this surely, for £600m you could build tens of thousands of houses

>>202179532
Legends of the Fall was alright

>>202179431
wtf

>>202179532
Good Will hunting

>>202179550
that's still only medium in america thoughbeit

>>202179520
im guessing you've only just invited them. giving them just a few hours of notice essentially

>>202179566
The guy he raped was also a sex offender so little sympathy from me

>>202179589
no i invited them at the start of the month, they're all either working or not in the area

>>202179567
Visit them and have a cake lad, watch a film with your brother

>>202179562
AHAHAHAHAHA they mugged you right off. The NHS is SHIT

>>202179532
Rounders (1998)

>>202179566
on the list for the chopping block when I restore the death penalty as PM

>>202179543
chechnya

>>202179562
tell them, the physician's associate, no thanks as you want to speak to an actual doctor

really make it clear that you do not consider their time or advice valuable or in any way comparable to that of an actual doctor

mad how being white still means something in some parts of the world, would have expected the fascination would have got old by now

>>202179612
parentbergs are a 100 mile drive away, brother's in london

keep 100% of your claim
g4claims ~~

>>202179609
so they deliberately made plans on the day of your birthday despite the advanced noticed.
they're not your mates.

>>202179642
I hear it's fairly easy to shag in asia as a tall white lad

>>202179652
that's a bit of a cynical way of viewing it

for me it's hunting for good willies primarily on grindr

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>in-law's

>>202179562
>Hello I need a doctor
>Best I can do is a phone call with someone who barely speaks English or someone on work experience
Clap for the NHS!

>>202179663
That ship sailed about 5 years ago

>>202179644
Come to Pengdon - go to a museum.

>>202179687
that is 100% gay

>>202179719
hs

>>202179265
what do you have against australians? they're really nice people

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yeah just get yourself out there on your birthday, to a museum

maybe stop in and get a quick coffee while you're at it

>>202179532
Once Were Warriors and Wake in Fright

>>202179738
bore off 190

It's over ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71xBW3AsUy4

>>202179642
I hate being fetishised for my race as then all my actions are as a microscope, I understand why blacks chimp out, it's because they can and have nothing to lose.

>>202179746
excuse me mate?

REAL men go for older women

>>202179633
>>202179695
Well apparently they need to have graduated and undertaken post graduate training to take up that role so they're not as unqualified as you're making out

>>202179742
i do lots of stuff alone, i've been on tons of day trips and a couple holidays alone, and i frequently go for long hikes or trips to the pub by myself. i always enjoy it

>>202179742
Yeah and visit his brother you mongloid.

doing a kino dance

>>202179749
don't care
clarkson may and hammond are symbols of a pale, male and stale britain that we are better off without

>>202179663
If you mean SEA creatures then it's because white is symbolic of being from the west and therefore rich.

>>202179676
they knew it was your birthday
they made other plans for the day, despite the invitation a month in advance

is that the behaviour of a friend?

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>>202179738

>>202179776
read that as "couple's holidays alone" and was about to rip into you

>>202179768
Milf hunter are you

get the milves hunted

>>202179786
I remember unironically hearing that phrase in 2010 when I was 13 during the election (referring to Clegg/Cameron/Brown) and my jaw dropped to the fucking floor.

Mad how mild of a phrase that is 14 years later given how globohomo everything's become.

https://vocaroo.com/1aebDELkPp4p

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>>202179848

>>202179770
>Undergraduate integrated Master of Physician Associate Studies programmes are now available and these courses require A-levels or equivalent for entry.
It can literally just be some mong who did biology at a-level (or a foren who has an "equivalent qualification" from their country) and is doing a shitty government ran programme

any moo deng man in

it's honestly shocking how much living standards have declined since 2019
feels like a different world entirely

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>>202179848
>18 minutes
you are having a larf mate

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>>202179839
Your jaw dropped to the floor when you heard the phrase "male, pale and stale" when you were 13 years old in relation to the party politicians of the time?

What the actual fuck are you talking about lad.

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we live in a society

mad how fish and chips now is so expensive that it's basically a gourmet meal
back in the 2010s fish and chips was a cheap and cheerful meal i'd get after work if i couldn't be arsed cooking. £5 for a nice big meal
now it's like £12. simply not worth it

>>202179909
leave it on reddit next time

>>202179909
Not me. I live in my bedroom

>>202179903
yeah
just criticising the political candidates for being white
I couldn't believe what I was hearing

think that's the moment I became a rorke

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>>202179795
what did i ever do to you?

FTSE has hardly moved at all for the past 4 months.
What the hell is going on

>>202179925
14.60 for large cod

>>202179951
Nothing friend. It's from the movie 'Borat'. I couldn't resist

>>202179925
6 quid at the chippy near me for a sausage supper (you get two sausages and lots of chippies)

>>202179976
you're demented if you're willing to spend this on fish and chips honestly

>>202179875
It's not a shitty government run course though it's a postgraduate degree

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sex erotic

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/480364253/#480370584
All the top comments read like bots

>>202179925
Picked up a big bag of doritos in tesco and saw they were £2.50 and I stood staring at them for a few minutes confused before putting them back on the shelf and deciding they're not worth it.

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I tired of them puttin' chemicals in the water

comments cant read

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The fully-qualified physicians associates are on their way to see your gran at her GP appointment.

>>202180024
dumb crossposter
>>>/tv/203492521

>>202180043
american sausages are fucking rank

>>202180001
It say's undergraduate in the title mate and you only need an a-level to do it.

>>202180037
honestly it's not.
shite like doritos or chocolate are basically just drugs, they provide no nutrition and they're consumed purely for the dopamine response at the expense of your health

>>202180037
aldi doritos are better, less than a pound

>>202180065
hot dogs =/= sausages

>>202179994
Same but the batters always greasy and peels off. How hard is it to make crispy batter

big autistic fun time

>>202179980
oh i thought it seemed familiar

>>202180072
Well if this is the hoop I have to jump through to get referred to a specialist I'll just have to do it won't I

>>202180086
LOL im not eating aldi food

what're your thoughts on the bombing of dresden, lads?
a war crime or a justifiable target?

mans gonna die waiting to see a "specialist" who just googles his symptoms

>>202180141
100 percent a war crime

>>202180141
nothing to do with me

>>202180141
>>>/his/

scarn on

>>202180141
>war crime
not real

balls

labour aren't going to do a single fucking thing to fix the tory's mess are they?

>>202180141
don't have any opinions on anything that isn't affecting me at this present moment in time

>>202180141
bum her harris i think

the thing about modern era, say post WW2, is that everyone is working all the time
it used to be the man would work, and the woman would be at home. division of labour from early on, like 20 most people would be married already
but now people stay single well into their 30s and have to do everything by themselves
we are miserable as a result. everyone is poorer. no one is having children
disastrous

>>202180022
any time i spy a squirrel in the garden he has disgusting nipples on show and horrendous little claws. genuinely evil creatures

>>202180189
Just pay more tax, you fuxking bhenchod

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The physician's associate will see you now.

>>202180189
they're digging a bigger hole and asking us to all jump in

>>202180206
what a fascinating worthwhile insight that no-one else has noticed

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>>202180226

>>202180115
You never know, you might get someone that has just graduated from an actual English uni and knows what they're doing and is being a physicians associate for a bit before they go become a GP or something.

>>202180206
who did this?

>>202180162
No mate it's british culture.
>>202180141
Was a thread on outer /int/ a while back where lads were talking about what there grandparents were doing during wwii. Was an interesting thread but one post stood out to me. A brit posted saying his grandfather was a bomber in the raf. He said it's funny to think his grandfather probably killed hundreds of mostly civilians. It is crazy to think that when I see an old man here he possible killed hundreds of german civilians. That really changed my perspective so now when I see elderly men, I salute them and I wear a poppy all year round.

>>202180226
she looks nice

>>202180240
ktim

>>202179848
don't like knowing that /brit/ posters are sentient beings capable of cringe-shit like this - I don't like knowing you people have voices, or faces, or beliefs, or physical bodies. to me you lot are just a chatbot I scream nonsense at - this shatters the illusion totally.

it's funny how every progressive movement or policy that has been implemented within the past 70 years has done nothing but increase the net amount of misery in the world
women forced to wageslave, trannies molesting children, infants being murdered before even being born
feels very very demonic

>>202180240
Cockmogs me!

>>202180240
do orangutan females even feel it?

>>202180206
my gf just saw your post and casually said to me in a single tone, without taking her eyes from the screen "this guy is definitely a virgin"

>>202180274
who cares?

>>202180265
>before even being born
not an infant then, and therefore not murder

>>202180274
It's time to put the porn down mate

>>202180240
why is he not cumming

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did deegz ever recover from this

>>202180274
i think for monkeys and that it doesnt really matter because theyll just get a smack if they complain

>>202180247
My grandad died in Germany during WWII. Fell out of a watchtower

>>202180288
babies are still babies even if they're still in the womb

Might put the heating on
And manufacture a bacon sarnoid in the kitchen
Am doing alreet there me lid

>>202180312
abortions happen before they're babies

>>202180280
gf yeah? exists does she? doubt it

>>202180296
same for humans. the bbc myth endures because when sbc fucks a woman he just hits her into submission

>>202180313
bacon bacon mutty times
curtis bacon all the wayy

>>202180284
if female orangutan's aren't being sexually pleasured one of us have to step up

>>202180296
they aren't monkeys
they are apes
There are 8 extant apes - chimps, bonobos, 2 gorilla species, 3 orangutan species and us
please don't say something so stupid again

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it's a load of racist rubbish if you ask me

these healthcare workers are as good at any doctor educated here in the UK

>>202180306
>My grandad died in Germany during WWII.
same. A bloke fell out of a watchtower onto him

>202180306
Aha hilarious, saw that one on reddit.

dont need to peay for heating. just have 2 covers

What temperature do you lot set the heating to come on at?
Mine kicks in at 18.5c

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Ok I will eat it!!

>>202179932
Rorke on film

might go to scranton in the USA to get me lunch

get them housed
get them inserting catheters into shivering pensioners

>>202180364
haha good one ain't it

>>202180371
big fan of your work mate

>>202180371
love gingerbread me

>>202180380
and make the pensioners wank them off for a day of heating

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when we rising up i had enough

>>202180369
17'c
might have to revisit that though because I currently have a cold

>>202180371
too scared to say "gingerbread man"

>>202180415
to be fair video games are a really shit hobby to have

>>202180348
qualifications are a load of shite anyway. doesnt teach you anything. education only exists to justify higher salaries to a certain elite

>>202180371
>>202180423
woke digestives

>>202180433
maybe, but women don't have hobbies so they should keep their whore mouths shut

>>202180371
serving suggestion is wrapped in ribbon being hugged by an iced gingerbread person yet they provide none of the provisions to do so
this is how they get you

>>202180371
wish i could go to the shops and find interesting things but i always get overwhelmed by choice anxiety and just leave

>>202180415
none of them were wife material

rorke refusing to eat the gingerbread people unless he can see the perfectly sculpted and throbbing dough cock between his legs

rorke giving his gingerbread man a massive willard and a hitler stache to one up the woke mob

hitler should have won

just a standard /int/ thread i guess>>202180297

>>202180472
things would be much worse

ah yes the horrible miserable shit-eating modern institution known as "dating"

gingerbrtheyd

>>202180415
there are plenty of in door girls who love video game guys

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>>202180469
>>202180471

>>202180465
lel yeah that is a bit weird actually

>>202180371
Way to early. FUcking woke at it again

normies don't have hobbies
if you actually have a hobby (a proper one like being an artist or musician) it indicates that your are neurodivergent
normdrone NPC's lack the cognition or introspection needed for a real hobby

>>202180494
But theyre all mingers

>>202180241
It's a Bengali name but it's also tower Hamlets so as a good of a chance they were born here as not

Sat like a gay with my legs crossed. Way up on the thigh crossed.

>>202180499
secretary bird

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My hobbies are fishing and weightlifting

>last train home (on a friday) is at 9pm
fuck off scotrail

>>202180515
*starts flamboyantly stamping on you like a secretary bird does a snake*

>>202180472
until hitler racism, antisemitism and eugenics was pretty mainstream
then he sperged out and did it in such a comically evil way that no one dared touch it again
history would've been better had he simply never existed

>>202180501
If you think this is early then the Xmas stuff started being put out last week of July, I started seeing the Maltesers Reindeer bars put out then

i sit in the flamboyant legs crossed configuration all the time. looks gay but i find it comfy

owen

>>202180518
once lost a toilberg because he was caught shagging his secretary bird aha

>>202180501
fuck I thought they were from last Christmas, but it's nearly nearly Christmas again

>>202180538
That's why I've stopped going out in town

>>202180533
>animal abuse and toxic masculinity
no but it's giving ick

currently don't have any hobbies, barely exist desu

>>202180547
remember when he mugged off that goalkeeper child

defeat of the nazis was a strategy to absorb and legitimise fascism under western control. if the nazis had won we would unironically be free right now

>>202180576
I hate women

you would think for a gingerbread style digestive biscuit they'd make the effort of putting a gingerbread face motif made of icing on the non-chocolate side of the biscuits. Or make the biscuits gingerbread.

but nah in today's world they just add essence of ginger bread oil extract monobenzene-2-ethyl-dione (E252, not suitable for sale in the EU or USA) to the existing digestive biscuit mix

>>202180574
buses cost £2 basically everywhere now

>>202180501
Shops starting bringing christmas stuff out earlier these days because it stops people rushing to buy everything in the last couple of months and going broke

>t. knower

>weightlifting
ruining your health and longevity by lifting unnatural heavy weights excessively is not a hobby

>>202180574
fucking joke

off to the co-op for lunch, will get something festive and report back

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>steam families is here

>>202180624
alright billionaire spare some loose change for the rest of us

>>202180620
reckon it is

>>202180620
You're clueless

>>202180619
commerce doesn't give a shit if people go broke

>>202180620
You're pooless

who even is a "gamer" anymore
games are shite now

best mate found his wife playing world of warcraft

>>202180648
got 4 games on steam, no friends, no groups or whatever

>>202180686
better than finding her with a black fella

>>202180686
i found my oneitis there too but i was too pussy to follow up on it

>>202180670
Games have been shit for 20 years now. Its like the Simpsons was only ever good for 8 out of the 30 years theyve been about

>>202180708
bizarre post

>>202180660
>you WILL destroy your health with the heavy weights goy, you want to be muscular right?

>>202180686
why was she hiding that from him?

roosters getting dabbed on by the panthers lads

>>202180729
bizarre post

>>202180718
yep

games aren't art

>>202180670
You have to find your niche, AAAs are all terrible.

considering getting a job but they all require experience I don't have
what is a sensitive young man with 130iq meant to do for money?

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just remembered when mark showed up dressed like this for a job interview

>>20218071
Mmm yes I'm sure this time period in no way coincides with your advancement from child to adult and longing for earlier years

>>202180670
the only good games coming out in the past few years are remakes of games from 15+ years ago
still kind of annoys me that zoomers demand everything get remade rather than just going back and playing the original

humans only have a finite number of heartbeats per lifetime anyway, you shouldnt really be "working out" to begin with just stop eating slop and stop driving everywhere and youll be fine

i warned ya folks
i warned ya sista
i'm the new
bad characteeeeeeeeeeer

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>>202180740

every one of my peers who's a "fitness freak" looks like haggard shit now and has some kind of chronic pain
turns out the human body isn't designed to run aimlessly for an hour every day and lift needlessly heavy weights for no reason

>>202179742
People who are this pathetic should simply be shot

total scotrail death

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Why do women say they love guys that read but hate guys that play video games? I don't really play vidya but what difference does it make?
They aren't going to ask about my book. They aren't going to ask about my game. I'm going to fuck off for a few hours on my own and either stare at some pages or stare at a screen.
Is it literally just the instagram aesthetic of having a boyfriend reading a book vs the stereotypical nerd hunched over his PC screaming at league of legends? I read books hunched up on my smelly bed with my gay glasses on, it's not a pretty sight.

>>202180765
should get a uc sanction for that

what was ian watkins laptop password again?

>>202180803
didn't read this dogshit frogpost
fuck off

>>202180791
Your "peers" in what exactly? They're not your friends, so what are they to you?

>>202180759
whatever it is the other brainlets do

>>202180784
bizarre response

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any messages for the french?

Glad my life has improved significantly so I don't feel the need to moan on /brit/ about my life.
Had a v nice birthday with the missus the other day

>>202180822
how come him is wearing dat

>>202180791
When you say fitness freaks it's more just runners. There's a thing called 'runner's face' and it's that runners are exposed to more sun and don't use suncream/it gets washed off with sweat so they look older, it's also bad on your joints.

>>202180818
strongly prefer not to say

>>202180818
ian watkins shouldn't have been culpable as he was drunk and high off his face. the mothers forced him into it

>>202180828
which is?
I just looked up a data centre job cos I am not a retard and can use computers
"up to 25k DOE" and this is in London
what the fuck? you make more on the tills at Aldi
what the fuck is the point of this country anymore

>>202180791
Running for an hour each day and lifting weights does not constitute being a "fitness freak"

>>202180825
Not very nice. It was a very good post

next week... back up to 20c
so get in there

>>202180794
We are sorry to announce that 12:30 train to Milngavie is delayed by approximately 12 minutes, please wait for further notice. We are sorry to announce that the 12:30 train to Milngavie is cancelled due to, a fault with the signalling system, please wait for further notice.

read the court docs from ian watkin's trial once
he was a bit of a wrongun to say the least lads, the very least

https://www.tiktok.com/@gordonramsayofficial/video/7410842037622263073?lang=en

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>>202180856
just the way his jeans are

>>202180855
cope

there's no fate that can't be surmounted by scorn

>>202180855
My life has improved significantly yet I still go through periods of 'pression, there's no escape.

>>202180857
>it's also bad on your joints.
Not really, only if you run with bad form and don't give time to recover.

>>202180903
Is that a real animal

>>202180910
Quite possible

>>202180904
Yes I am coping very well thanks

>>202180910
Every runner's legs are blown out completely by the time they hit 50

>Hell's Kitchen star admits he was cautioned for gross indecency in public toilet with two other men... HELL'S Kitchen star Gordon Ramsay was once cautioned for gross indecency in a public toilet, The People can reveal today

>>202180857
>>202180791
Skinnyfat goblincels pretending to be health scientists after 2 hours of scrolling reddit threads 6 months ago

>>202180910
Form mitigates some stress on joints, but doesn't remove it.

>>202180946
>I am coping
lol he admitted it

>>202180803
reading books implies gaining knowledge which implies learning new ways to gain power/status/money/whatever which benefits their safety or simply broadening your mind which can be used to improve yourself which also benefits them
playing video games implies someone wasting their time doing the exact same repetitive shit for hours on end to drown out a grim reality

>>202180857
and also the excessive oxidative stress caused by over-exerting your body regularly

Swimming is probably the best exercise in the world

>>202180949
Not true at all, you'd see loads of 50+ running normally at your local parkrun if you ever left the house

>>202180958
you are ruining your body, the consensus is clear

>>202180994
shame you have to get naked in front of children to do it

>>202180998
Old runners doesn't mean long-time runners thoughever

>>202180958
Nice projection. Just wear suncream and don't get too thin and you'll be alri.

>>202180963
"Stress on joints" does not cause injury, it builds strong tendons, bones and muscles.

>>202181013
Excuse me?

>>202181013
more concerning being in a pool with their wee and poo

>>202180984
What if I just read fantasy novels?

>>202180987
Pseudo-science

>>202180998
No you dont. You see 20-45 maximum out there and the occasional over 50 but dont cope about it

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>>202180938
thats an orse

>>202180994
don't have a pool and i'm scared to swim in the ocean because of sharks and jellyfish, this is australia after all

>>202181050
Sauna at my gym always stinks of piss, I think blokes go for a shower and just piss in their shorts and then go to the sauna.

>>202181059
You are speaking from non-experience
You can easily look up parkrun age ranges online

>>202181053
dunno maybe that would give a woman the ick
but it's still immersing yourself in a narrative and learning about humanity and stuff because even the most far fetched of fantasy books has to be rooted in human struggle/emotion to have any readership

when i was young there was just a bench that old men would get their willies out to dry off.

nowadays it's all individual stalls and unisex.

woke mob at it again

>>202181062
why does he wear the boots with the fur

(the fur)

>>202181094
>>202181094
>>202181094

Abracadabra!
*Waves my wand and a new appears*

>>202181098
You shouldn't pick your hobbies based on whether women find them attractive.

>>202181093
Ah yes the parkrun website will clear this up for us