two ducks (they're married)
Any trans girls on /brit/?
>>203815428Those shoes must be size 12 at least
>>203815417don't think musk would be interested in running, he's a private sector man through and through, and he probably thinks jobs in politics are for morons
Size 15 I reckon, look like fucking scuba flippers
anyone here who’s used to do deliveroo or still does it pls tel me I need to ask u question
In particle physics, the electroweak interaction or electroweak force is the unified description of two of the fundamental interactions of nature: electromagnetism (electromagnetic interaction) and the weak interaction. *Bows*
how y'all doin'?
>>203815428grim grim grim
why is kurt russell the only man who looks good with a beard?
>>203815453>>203815440Fullbody mirrors tend to distort that way because the glass slowly falls down to the bottom
any tips for eating pussy?never know what to do
>>203815464you know dr. nowzaradan is persian because he's got a golden stethoscope
@ American from last thread>>203815232sameI remember as a kid there was some aquatic center I went to and they had a dark room with a giant tv where they would play an educational videoat the start it was a POV shot of a person swimming on top of the ocean and went a bit underwater to have a look at different fish, then they had them suddenly drop thousands of meters in to the pitch-black abyss and had sperm whales and squids come at you out of the darkScared the fuck out of meand I'm pretty sure it was supposed to as well, lol the cheeky cuntsBut I still remember it vividly 18 years later and am still interested in the ocean so I guess it worked perfectly
both my bosses are out of the office today which means i am going back to bed and sleeping in
got the youtube queue on
>>203815448Nobody would vote in Elon Musk as president, he's a joke. >Musk initially purchased Twitter for $44 billion, but Fidelity's recent estimates value the platform at around $9.4 billion.Wow what a genius
>>203815491this will be me next weekall the senior toilbergs off for half termcomfy
>>203815505i have been making a habit of waking up at 7am, sending emails and such while i make breakfast, then going back to sleep until my first meeting at 11amquite comfy
>>203815501maybe he didn't do it for the money
>>203815476use your lips and don't be too aggressive
>>203815476just do what feels natural (without holding back) and if she starts moaning and convulsing then keep doing exactly what you're doing
>>203815501Yeah, I'm sure controlling one of the largest communication platforms on the internet will bring no other benefits
20 to brew if you know what i mean
>>203815522no he did it because a court forced him to
>>203815428resident /brit/ tranny chasers slobbering over this pic
>>203815468we should all be so lucky to be blessed with good beard genetics and hair genetics and (bonus) jaw genetics
>get approved by cloudflare >have to wait 15 minutes >do other stuff and forget about 4chan >come back 25 minutes later >please wait 15 minutes what the fuck is going on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbD8QVNuXZMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbD8QVNuXZMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbD8QVNuXZMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbD8QVNuXZM
>>203815336ye it is, but was called turt before even when i wasnt wearing one x>>203815340p empty ţbh, theres a baldy with his asian gf>>203815415i do it every day after work or uni
>>203815476Long hard licks are generally better than fast flicks
>>203815559what boots are you wearing?
>>203815534Trust in the plan, he's playing 5D chess-Q
>>203815546All that and you still make this boring postYou learned nothing
>>203815559you just have a similar posting style to turt lad, and you're obviously very fashion-conscious
ATTENTION LADSA very important post will be made forthwith, please stand by
>>203815581iayc
Ahh it's fackin turtOn the train west from Newtown perhaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbD8QVNuXZMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbD8QVNuXZMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbD8QVNuXZM
>>203815559crypto turt
>>203815544>>203815468
Much prefer a mouth to a fannyGood things about mouths is there are twice as many mouths are there are fannies in the world
poo
>>203815544I don't consider that a beard, that's just stubbleI'm saying he's the only man who looks good with an actual beard like thisusually I really hate beardsa lotit's probably just that his eyes are so pretty and expressive that they compensate for the beard or something idk
If you HAD to drive to the hospital for an EMERGENCY but someone had blocked your driveway with their car, would it be legal to ram their car out of the way so you could leave??
>>203815656Bent, are you?
shave pubesgo to tescothat's my chores for the day
>>203815625mental how none of this happened and just 1 year later was 9/11
sucking a bowl of microwave popcorn
>>203815479pregabalin apparently takes a few weeks to build up in your system to maximum effectiveness, i noticed an immediate reduction in my anxiety and anhedonia though, i unironically sat down and watched the barbie film on netflix and was like "ha!" at the end
Building some furniture
>>203815656well i prefer him as snake plissken to whatever his name was in the thing, although the thing is the better film
>>203815271>>203815479>>203815678a couple of years down the line you are a complete shell of a human
a bu bod oni seo ss y
>>203815663Not legal but doubt you'll see any consequences for it if it's a true emergency
>>203815683fucking hate birds
>>203815678Yeah I noticed that, was a lot easier to be entertainedI've still got a ton left over, might give them another go haha x
grangle grangle
>>203815697I agreenot saying I prefer him with a beard just confused as to why I still find him attractive with one
>>203815693*assembling
Psychiatrists be like>Here try this groundbreaking new drug, it's called precumgobbling
>>203815735what have they ever done to you
>>203815732Where is the text from
>>203815663probably noti once went to the hospital for a severe toothache and they let me drive home absolutely off my tits on morphine
Trump can and will END the war in Ukraine
>>203815762*Constructing
>>203815577dunno what you call em, 50 dollaroos from h&m>>203815604>>203815631oh i see, im not very fashion conscious just buy whatever looks nice from thrift stores and cheapo places like zara and h&m, im sure this turt fella spends more on fashion than me
Going to have a wank and there’s absolutely nothing any of you can do to stop me
>>203815636throat feels better than fanny
>>203815566both of those are bad
>>203815790Nope
eating eggs and chourico
>>203815784you’re hot x
>>203815765I like to call it preggo ballin
on the pringles
>>203815784ALCOHOL IS NOT TO BE CONSUMED ON TRAINS CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>203815784oh yes he spends several hundred on a random odd shirt and then shows us
Me trying to escape from /brit/
>>203815772Popular new jrpg metaphor
>>203815736harder to have a wank though, horniness doesn't diminish but it's more likely your arm will give out before your will to cum does
>>203815753Nice That Hampshire or summat?
>>203815817Me looking at you're mums twat
>>203815784r u gay
>>203815817Your mums arse hole
>>203815753can you go and pat it
>>203815765doctors get a bad rap, with people saying they'll and out addictive drugs like candy, but that's never been true in my experience, i've always had to beg and plead throughout multiple appointments for doctors to let me try out certain medications i think will help me, they're fucking pricks about it
>>203815849Horse arrogant and unfriendly
>>203815823Probably a good thing for me, been wacking it on average 2 times a night for the past decade, a break could do me good
>shareholders, landlords and savers are 'working people'
>>203815797yesyou should treat it like kissingdo you do long hard licks or fast flicks when french kissing someone? no
Had a dream where I awoke amongst green mountains and found God in my heart
when's the meri lecs?
the next election will be farage vs jenrick. Labour won’t even be in the picture
>>203815879working people are shareholders and savers too, mate
>>203815891Kissing gets her going but long hard licks get her done
>>203815879how do you think we get the money to invest and save?
>>203815876wanting a wank but not being able to is extremely frustrating though, if you're anything like me you'll be gooning for hours
>>203815916gross
>>203815919Inheritance
Genuinely don’t know how to kiss a woman and I’m past the age of it being acceptable
>>203815900that doesn't make any sense
>>203815879Yes. The vast majority of people who own shares and save money and, yes, even own houses for rent, also work for a livingThis isn't the 17th century, we do not have a large class of gentry who simply live off their holdings
>>203815919exploiting the proletariat
Rorke drinking Horlicks
gay duck marriage, just not on
>>203815942you’re right I don’t actually know anything about politics
>>203815965>>203815939Commiemong living 400 years in the past oh my days
just invested in a can of monster
ah yes. sitting on your fat arse watching money roll in from your inherited rental properties. very hard at work. sir keir's coming for you leeches.
>>203815989good lad
just raped alan davies who had come into my car repair shop
wonder what people before like the 18th c made of monkeysdid a roman ever meet a chimp or gorilla?
ate some bad tofu yesterday :sickface:
>>203816045Think they knew about like macaques and that
>>203815801>>203815836im straight cis but have been known to partake in the willy on occasion haha xx im straight tho>>203815814ye i got better things to spend my money on, hundreds on a shirt is crazy asf, how many slabs of peroni is that just bonkers>>203815812aint hurting no one! luckily no coppers about tonight
>>203816061wonder what their favourite burger was
>>203816045They came across Scythians and moroccans. Yes.
a woman smiled at me today and I didn’t know what to do so I just ignored her. Now I feel terrible
>>203816074ham
>>203815940just imagine you're kissing your mum but more passionately
>>203816088Or a bit less, depends on the mum
commiemong spending all his allowance and birthday money on vintage soviet leather uniforms
>>203816088Never kissed my mum before
>>203816137Is she some kind of moron?
>>203816137She's righy you knwo
>>203816041You know what they say. A rape a day keeps Alan Davies away
i have a spoon-shaped nose. i look like a hairless koala bear.
>>203816148Should shop bradders ok that bald italian who yanked the ngubu at the previous euros
>>203816140havent lived with my mum in years but she still demands a peck on the cheek each time i see her
>>203816137
helo
calling all jan-michael vincents
The Israeli right of return law allows anyone with at least one jewish grandparent to move to Israel, but this doesn't mean you're recognized as jewish by law and you will still be subject to discrimination in religious services, marriage, and burial. Today, around 1.2 million "jews" fall under this category with their number constantly increasing due to the situation in Ukraine. The Israeli state loves them, because they make good IDF soldiers, but the rabbis hate them because they have foreskins.
29,000 illegals have crossed this year by boat. They pay on average £4000 to the traffickers to cross. 29000 x 4000 = £116,000,000If anyone’s looking for a change in career…
>>203816137going senile int she
>>203816252People used to think my grandad was a jew cos he had a big schnoz, reckon that's enough?
>>203816221Never met mine
drinking coffee out of my $1000 mug
>>203816238which pornographic actress is this? looks kind of halfway between aaliyah love and lexi belle
Rorke's Boat Rentals
>>203816298sprouted from the earth did you?
stew is in the slow cooker. beef, potato, carrot, onion, red lentils, and pearl barley.
>>203816319>red lentilsGrim
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13997839/ugliest-people-Britain-live-best-looking.html
>>203816312like a common uruk-hai yeah
b bo aos uns dey is o
>>203816214not really any angles from the front of chiellini so it doesn't work
mmhmm chicken wings
>>203816312May aswell have
>>203816338full of potassium and protein and in the slow cooker 6-7 hours you wouldnt be able to taste them
need to go out and score some poon
cocks go black tonight
mad that my co-workers do this job to pay for their family and kids and that, and I just whack most of my money in an ISA and play chess all day
>>203816431>>203816462aussies bankrupt thames water please apologise
im horny
South east Asia or South America for sex/wife?
i wish i did not resemble a hairless koala bear. alas, i do.
A guy i used to work with got done for sexting 12 year oldsDidnt see that coming, didnt seem the type
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13996941/diagnosed-sociopath-twisted-things-enjoy.html
>>203816465>co-workersfoy
where's deegs
>>203816486breaking news from daily mail: boring woman says something boring
>>203816368Good morning AdamTime to start your daily meltdown already?
>>203816522dtfic melty
>>203816431plenty birds out tonight m8
Realistically most cultures only have a dozen or so dishes that are known outside of that cultureIf we each came up with like 10 really good, original dishes that would be enough to save British food's reputation
>>203816487wtf do you call them?
>>203816523bizarre comment
>>203816163All actors are idiots its insane that people ask for their opinions on anything other than acting
Walked past a migrant hotel today, grim, was a grotty looking Best Western and had a load of browns outside. Not sure what's stopping them from just legging it.
>>203816589colleagues
>>203815946>yes, even own houses for rent, also work for a living>This isn't the 17th century, we do not have a large class of gentry who simply live off their holdingslol
just stop being depressed
>>203816623French bastard
>>203816616>Not sure what's stopping them from just legging it.The prospect of sleeping in a park with no food instead of a hotel with meals provided.
>>203816573Do drunks get run over by trams in Sydney?
>>203816634trying this today, feels good
>>203816648Says the Quebecois
>>203816623sounds more bent than co-workers 2bh lad.
>>203816680Takes one to know one
https://youtu.be/wClQ7MrALbc
>>203816692>>203816701foy
Leather jacketed, ruthless, moustachioed Bolsheviks rounding up landlords from Truro to Inverness.
>>203816616i was at a travelodge last week and there were these insanely paki ish people there who didn't speak english and i thought to myself "how do these cunts have the money to stay here" and i only just now reading your post realised they were migrants
>>203816721I hear they're moving them into the Ritz now
It officially the weekend as of 40 minutes ago x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0oUXdR-Pms
PhilosophicatMorgoth's ReviewEd DuttonJordan PetersonAcademic AgentIn that order.
>>203816748i thought he was a liverpool fan
>>203816718that's ok, all my properties are in penzance
>>203816778he just saw the red kits and got confused dee lad x
Jonathan Bowden man in?
Crazy how much Labour hates people saving moneyNot my problem the dumb povvocattle keep spending money on booze and phones
>>203816802Here I am a virgin
>>203816802good for them but that is going to be one ugly baby
>>203816802Fuck off are they a couple, that bloke looks like a white version of Harvey
TikTok is so bizarre
>>203816829Saving for your childs future gives them an advantage over other children especially those of minority or immigrant backgrounds. Do better ok?
>>203816829Crazy how all they had to do was basically nothing since winning the election to please people and instead they've shot themselves in the foot multiple times and everyone hates them already.
>>203816855they are looksmatched, she looks like she has downs
>>203816830This channel is insane because the guy looks like a retarded giant brute in EVERY video ...how can any woman enjoy that bewilders me
>>203816857Reckon girls on tiktok and instagram should have their ages fully displayed...
Uncircumcised National Socialist porn battalions pounding Jewish female bumholes
>>203816821
>>203816616why don't you clear out guernsey or something and detain them there?
>>203816910Maybe his willard is 12 inches long
>>203816910Bet he's a really nice guy
>>203816928Honestly we should, make some paki city like in Children of Men and keep them there.
>>203816928Australia doesnt have an immigration problem or anglo heritage being destroyed? Bet the king visiting made a lot of people seethe
>>203816829that money would be better spent elsewhere ok.no rorke, you cant see how much its costing the country to house tens of thousands of migrants indefinitely
>>203816913The fact that millions of women of all ages are now making slutty dance videos for no reason other than to get a few likes (vast majority make no money off it) is weird enough but then there are freaks dramatizing their lives for strangers like this >>203816910
>give them a citygive them nothing
>>203816984we've been getting a lot of chinks and indians lately because the globalist agenda is to use them as cheap labour but generally most unskilled rasheeds who try to come here illegally are sent to nauru
I say give them a swift kick in the ass and a plane ticket back to whatever shithole they came from!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR52OZcnKjU
>>203816913If this happened pedos would explode on the platform overnight There would be 10,0000 "barely 18" videos made within an hour of the policy going live lol
>>203816214
>Menendez brothers to be resentenced, LA DA recommends they be eligible for parole after serving 3 decades in prison for 1989 murder of their parents
>>203817057Pretty sure they already do
>>203816573Is this near the QVB light rail station?
>>203817086>gets raped and abused by their father>mums ok with itNooo you can't kill your abuser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7yvjH8vmx0
Lads - should I, or should I not, apply for a job at the One Stop where I've bought copious amounts of booze from in the past?
>>203817067nice
OUT OF TOUCH OUT OF TIME
really dont like the 15 minute ban we all get before we're allowed to post these days
>>203817127do you want to work at one stop?
>>203817067screaming
mark eating good. trolls seething
>>203817127do it, you're already familiar with their stock
>>203817149I do want a job yeah and it seems like an alright place
uk government giving me the fat man jab
>>203817086not my problem
>>203817086Dripping with British culture
>>203817160How can he afford all that
>>203817160He's going to have a heart attack
>>203817160cor it must be bacon bacon butty time for Mark. 4x lush
>>203817160what an absolute fucking legend
>>203817178Wondering if I can get it too not sure how to check maybe I will ask my senator
>>203817160£120 on meat
just ate an apple
abbott who ends lies mostat but bodily onus so as yetby both aims unstated set issues only
>>203817248he must be doing credit card fraud or something because theres no way a bennie scrounger could really afford that, especially since he's had his bennies slashed in recent years
just paid £8 delivery for a pack of fags because I can’t be fucked walking 10 minutes
this country is grim
>>203817160How is he going to eat all that
>>203817166then apply. people in shops dont care what you buy.
Personally, Britishness more accurately reflects the chaotic soup that has been our national identity and culture throughout history. Not only have the constituent nations influenced each other, and built a common historical narrative and culture, but Britain, in general, has been irreversibly altered by so many countless foreign influences - invasions, migrants, trade, empire - that we take for granted that delineating some separate, distinct Englishness feels like trying to unbake a cake.The most meaningful geographic identities to me are regional or local, not national. Me and the prototypical home counties resident are both English, but we've probably got a hell of a lot less in common in terms of our upbringing, family cultures, etc. than I would with someone from (say) Glasgow or another post-industrial city.
>>203817295with his mouth
>>203817160>1.7kg of bacon12 rashers is about 250g
>>203817281Just come here to brag about being rich or something have you?
cba to have a shower going to go out stinking
i should buy from butchers more. its way better quality
>>203817337always buy my sausages from there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhUuSXu_NfE
wish dog ownership were less common, sick of every little noise i make in the night setting off a chain reaction of barking mutts throughout the neighbourhood
>>203817309Very funny
the 'chers here charge much more for meats than the Morrisons close by. "are you having a laugh?" I would say
>>203817306british just mean london now mate
>>203817337Pork is usually pretty cheap
>>203817306I just don't understand why people obsess over this Its considered a virtue to be well traveled and to understand the world yet it's considered a sin to settle down in a place you like being better?
>>203817365you are the runt of their pack
>>203817318he must be freezing itbut then why would you freeze it when you could just buy smaller amounts fresh
>>203817306Blog on
>>203817388Honest question: are you stupid? You make moronic posts like this all day every day.
how over is it for me getting out of a long term (and only) relationship at age 25 with no friends
>>203817392he likes showing off. makes him feel good spending £100+ in one go. were probably other people in the shop he wanted to impress
>>203815489Hell yeah dude.When I first got introduced to the school library the first stuff I checked out was sea monsters and cryptids and shit, I just remember one of the ones they mentioned was this fella
>>203817392cheaper in bulk
>>203817434very over indeed if you have to ask such a dumb question
>>203817337get it bought
Seen this on the One Stop job advert>Our core purpose>Serving our customers, communities and planet a little better every day.So I have to start out being really shit and then get a little better every day, until I reach my peak and then immediately leave? Job ad needs a reread before Carol from HR sends one out again on a mad one
>>203815489>>203817449
>>203817421Doesn't seem like an honest question to me seems like an attack
>>203817439by buying 4kg of pork?
https://youtu.be/yhUuSXu_NfE?t=283
>>203817452He didn't buy in bulk, there was no discount.
I'm 32 with no mates, never had a mate really. Always sailed the ship alone on the waves of life
>>203816573Whats on the agenda tonight?
>>203817487Okay dumdum
>>203817521Corrrr you did him, a sniper's been dispatched to his location now
>>203817392He knows labour are going to tax pork products to be more fair
>>203817512I'd be your mate
>>203817539Don't mean to be rude but are you retarded? Only a retard would make a post like that I'm afraid
>>203816305according to Yandex image search>Jessie Rogers
>>203817562Wasn't really trying tojust wanted to see if I could
>>203817476>Deep southWeellllllll now
>>203817583Durrrr hurrrr *shits my pants*
>>203816573imagine if someone was kidnapped and murdered and their body buried deep in the blue mountains. stay safe out there tonight.
>>203817521Townhall sponsored by woolworths
A banana is an elongated edible fruit - BOTANICALLY a berry
>>203817592bet she loves it up the bum
>>203817603get the mint julep supped
>>203817611Alri theres no such thing as a fish, bore off
mad how it was 30 years ago
sucking a fruit pastille
Almost November Year is almost over
Sydney looks way nicer than any city or town in NZ
>>203817611Leftypol telling you this to wow you yet also at the same time refusing there are different human Genus
kiwis are like the irish of australia
>>203817632seen her take up the 'arris loads of times
>>203817688the kamala as it were
>>203817670christchurch women belong to powerful brisbanite bulls
>>203817682and the South Island is like Northern Ireland
I have special needs
are kiwis so weird because they have dutch ancestry?
>>203817670
DONT BREAK MY TIGHT BUCK HOLE
Seeking jobs on the official government job-seeking seeker
>>203817719Most new zealanders are scottish or english ancestry
>>203817719very few kiwis have Dutch ancestry
got some excellent post ready to go in the new thread
>>203816655not that ive heard of but im sure they have>>203817101>>203817521din dins @ kfc, might drop by a pub then home>>203817606oMo
>>203817719they don't reallythe same way new zealand is named after a dutch province, australia used to be called new holland if that's what you're getting at
>>203817772sorry, this is the last /brit/
odds i have one bacon and cheese burgerevens i have two
>>203817719pretty sure we fucked off those nasty dutch quite early on
>>203817777
>>203817778based kfc enjoyer
>>203817805>>203817805
