Gyaldem edish
poodem
you're all contemptible little cockroaches quivering beneath my boot
Nth for the holodem
>>204501717except me of course
Today at 2pm on BBC1 Britain's longest running daytime soap will air its final episode.Smithy and the boys have taken the day off work for it and we're ordering a Dominos for the occasion.Cannot wait lads.
Alri lads
need a 150k job so I can move to Balmain or Woolwich or Clovelly
>>204501737aye
had a maccers last night and been having violent poos ever since i woke up
erm what the nigger
>>204501738nah
>>204501738My brother made ~900k annually selling meth for a few yearsYou could try that
>>204501753yeah I do actually>>204501755wowza shout us a round then yeah
>>204501749maccas makes my poos hard and dry and flakey and they don't come out properly so a bit breaks off and drops in the toilet and the rest goes back up inside.
>>204501773What on earth possessed you to write this? Grow up.
>>204501772why would you want to live in those places mate
>>204501749Is this a spin-off of the diarrheoalad saga?if you have too many story lines going at once I won't be able to follow
>>204501785close to the water and they're very pretty
back to bed kind of morning
>>204501721Tiger's debut stream left a fun impression, but Raden is cooler still tho xhttps://youtu.be/64HU7Ite3ng?si=QcP2EmIYQXqxyBtQ
At least three of us have diarrhoea atm. Interesting developments
>>204501808quite the trade off though
>>204501779just painting you a picture with my words m8 no need to be rude
>>204501672What about it?
>>204501820all UK flags too Stomach bug getting around?
Horny diverYou've been down too long in the gay porn seaOh, what's becoming of me?
>>204501824what's the trade off?
sold a jacket for 200 quid
less of the diarrhoea talk please, i'm trying to eat a chicken tikka masala (with mini poppadoms and a warm beer)
>>204501836RIDE THE GRINDRYOU CAN SEE HIS STAR BUT YOU KNOW HE'S CLEANOH MUST BECOMING UGLY
>>204501843any lingering remnants of your personality
>>204501873not sure what you have against these fine suburbs mate they're all lovely places
>>204501851Fort Baltimore has fallen
>>204501872lamb souvlaki and a large chips cheers bossman x
>>204501790different lad with an irritable bowel here matey
>>204501873>the mailbox>you opened it>we came
>>204501895errr okay lad
pullin me plonker
>>204501910what's a suburb with "personality" if not some of Sydney's oldest and most well established
was watching a video of an australian woman lounging by her pool and she was saying she cant just lie down and relax. she has to do a check of the area for spiders and snakes every time. funnel webs can often be in the actual fucking water, or in any leaf pile on the floor. snakes too.also redbacks making webs on any furniture.very grim.
>>204501895some people think living in an urban envoronment makes them interesting peopleit's how they rationalise living in an overpriced, crime-infested concrete jungle
>>204501921quite like some of Sydney’s beautiful historic suburbsjust not those, they attract pretty insufferable people
>>204501903There was nothing wrong with my english
>>204501940must becoming ugly
>>204501928feel like she was having you, the viewer, on mate
Me omw to toil lol
>>204501939>rich white people badah so you're a woke then I see I see
>>204501961me minding my own business getting nagged by the missus
>>204501964didn’t say anything about any boopin’ wokesif anything the people that live there are disproportionally woke
>>204501921>>204501939>>>/ausnz/Thank you and have a nice day
>>204501979yeah we’re already here you goose
>>204501954Yeah, but previously? The railroad post. Nothing wrong with that.
Think I might be the chosen one
>>204501978they're lovely people you've been psyoped into thinking wealthy white suburbs and people are bad
>>204501977ahaha
>>204501995Yeah the chosen one FOR ME TO POOP ON
Waking up within the last 90 minutes before your alarm goes off it the most depressing time. Laying there dreading getting up, begging for more sleep. Grim grim grim
>>204501995
>>204501955u reckon?
>>204501998quite the extrapolation
neet incelwalktoil looms
>>204502008having a chuckle imagining the image that this pic was created in response to
>>204502022I've read you
there should be an incel tax.
>>204502008Never understood why they keep using cracker as an insultIt comes from "whip-cracker", as in how the slaves referred to their mastersthe whole insult is basically "haha, your ancestors used to own mine"
love the idea of moving to a nice comfy country town in my later years but hate hate HATE the idea of living alongside inbred country folk, suppose i'll have to just find a town with the lowest ratio of inbreds
>>204502038did one to angela white fingering some fellas arsehole while he shagged her earlier
>>204501995https://youtu.be/CE7xS3uPwlM
>>204502062can't do that walking around town
Day 1 of no sugar in my tea, off to make it now.I remember when I made the jump from 2 sugars to 1. Was a real turning point in my life
all of this. all this pain. and why? i have a small penis. incredible. utterly mental.
>>204502096just use manuka honey instead lad, its healthy
Gravy’s good tonight
mental how hard it is to quit porn forever
>>204502118already done?
Is it raining for you lads?
>>204502135no mate, grey skies, but it is raining out my bum hole at the moment.
>>204502120gonna do it easily out of pure spite
Got banned making a thread asking how to get Africans on /brit/
Get me off this shitheap island NOW
i dont know lads. i just dont
>>204502192this tbf
>>204502165*stands under your bumhole*
>>204502135can't you hear can't you hear the thunder
hot poo!hot hot hotayayay!
I listened to this Australian song from Australiahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2T0vdfT1ps
might buy a fleshlight
sex with lady from OPs image
>>204502236I'M ON SMOKO
>>204502236love listening to redgum and getting steaming
>>204502214good song ty for reminding me
I listened to this British song from Britainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY
>>204502096it's not bad. could do with a sugar in this
>failed to initialize rendererFUCK>solution is to verify integrity of game filesOK>steam no longer supports windows 7 so i can'tFUCKi just installed a new gpu so i'd be able to play this game again but i still can'tit not right
>>204502309just pirate it lad
>>204502236thank you for supporting the australian music industry
>>204502334that might workthanks
>>204502118Yeah...the koala exhibit
>>204502309what is it some sort of village people game
pooberg doing a number on my poor bumhole
diarrhoealad checking in again, just done another liquid shite and an eardrum shattering fart, the smell is horrific too
>>204502236There is actually a great australian song I found out recently. The band is called The Expression.Also my english is perfect.
>>204502043think you got it topsy turvy though lad
>>204502376vocaroo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin-type_ichthyosis
>>204502376alri
>>204502394kek not a bad shout, exhausted all of my farts for now but next time I come to jettison I'll get a recording
>topsy turvy
>>204502367not the way i play it
>>204502403alri
>>204501721I NEED a bratty Vivi gf
erryting gwan be alree
plumberstein is 45 minutes late
>>204502430good lad love the glass half full attitude
>open Quick Reply with nothing to say>type first thing that comes to mind>post
>>204502485you'll have your arse half full in a minute xx
ooh they brought back de_train on cs2 lads
>>204502497the ol’ stream of consciousness posting, a staple
>>204502515don’t care
diarrheoaing rn lads
>>204502508currently on the toilet pooing so I’m hoping not
>>204502537why didn't he do something to stop it?
>>204502539wasn't talking to you
>>204502537must have been quite mental to see
>>204502567needed a sit down from all the hiking
Sega does what Nintendon't
>>204502537Could have been a nice picture Then a woman was there Women
>>204502569wouldn't have put me up nor down
>>204502567That's obviously a woman mate
cause he’s an Xbox and I’m more Atari
>>204502626and when they were up they were up and when they were down they were downand when they were only halfway up they were neither up or down
I want a tranny to piss on me
Just stuck my know in a tank full of piranhas looooooool what am I like hahaxoxoxo
Gravy’s shit tonight
>>204502661
>>204502661why on earth would you want that or post that
>>204502661and what steps have you taken to achieve this goal
day off work and I don't know what to do because I'm not at work
>>204502661dont we all
>>204502703just go outside and see where the day takes you
>>204502699posting about it on 4chan>>204502684sharing my feels in my cunt
off to the gym
>>204502725might do just that
>>204502770waheeeeey mallardlad how's it going aside from imminently heading to the gym
so glad this country has abortion so they can't use that against us for not wanting pakis
just booked the car in for a wheel alignment. 50 smackers gone just like that
>>204502770saw a big cargo train going through the station yesterday
>>204502703off to the pub with you asap
Absolutely savage African sex
>>204502810off the demon drink for GOOD
mental
Love having those poos where it’s a bunch of distinct, hard, but still smooth lumpsFeel cleansed afterward
>wake up at 4:30 after like 5-6 hours of sleep>lie in bed for 3 hours trying and failing to fall asleep again>finally give up and head to toil>currently absolutely fucking shatteredmy own body is at war with me
>>204502793Barely literate post
2 hours till dentist :(
>>204502792in analysis paralysis over starting a youtube channel>>204502806always see the TESCO ones going through York through the day.
>>204502842sorry to hear
>>204502843i mean the intersectional feminists can't go oh you cunts we want abortions and that goes hand in hand with pakis and wogsu know what i mena
>>204502846looooool
asked chatgpt which film characters are literally me and it said i reminded it of dr house from house (2004-2012) and lester from american beauty (1999)
love life and myself and want to survive and thrive plenty to look forward to in my life
>>204502863I cannot think of a connection between abortion and Pakistanis
>>204502802Car ownership is like having a bottomless pit which you must regularly throw money in to
>>204502537>>204502569reckon we should periodically blow things up. we have loads of nukes, lets make it a tourist thing, take bus-loads of them to the middle of some desert and for £20 a pop let them watch a massive fuck-off explosion. would be a good money-making venture for the government and military, that.
Had a realisation ladsThe reason I go to bed late and don't get enough sleep is because if I were well rested then I'd have no excuse to not go to the gym, do sport, etcAnd if I did those things I'd feel good enough to talk to women and shag again It's just a subconscious form of laziness and cowardice innit. Don't want to leave my comfort zone and face the world
Dislike people who think a good videogame hasn't been made since 2005
>>204502881yes yes yes!
heating is going on
>>204502887and yet intersectionalists can
>>204502903Fell asleep reading this post
>>204502851reckon you of all people could do a half decent railways channel, give it a crack lad
>>204502904ikr, Wizard101 was made in 2008absolute imbeciles
>>204502884need a wifey like that
>>204502877would you pass up the chance to take the virginity of your teenage daughter's friend?
>>204502904usually its gen x'ers who think final fantasy and pacman were the pinnacle of gaming
>>204502904ludicrous when you know mass effect came out in 2007
>>204502884love this photo
>>204502900should blow up all council housing and liquidate the underclass
nigel hitter
>>204502911*rummages through your pockets and steals 20p to buy crisps from the corner shop*heh...
>>204502928he said good games
>>204502887paki rape gang victims getting abortions
>>204502904the beginning of the xbone/ps4 era is when it all went tits up for me
>>204502904well yeah, the best game of all time is halo 3 and that came out in 2007
>>204502974fighting words
>>204502988never bought one me
>>204502985Just don't have sex with Pakis then
Wordle going mental with uvula
got looney tunes on
>>204502928mass effect 1 is a very good game frenchlad (as has been canvassed and agreed upon in this general prior), although I feel as though mass effect 2 is the better game
>>204503007hell yeah
Wine industry suffering from paki grape gangs
>>204503017i have a series x but i pretty much exclusively use it to play my old 360 games
Maori lady at toil complaining because her husband said he'd vote fro Trump
>>204502945Searching for posts with the image hash ‘BkMac3H54lgjUimn4gNXUg==’. 71 results found.
>>204503059Who's fro Trump?
>>204503047big fan of early daffy duck me
>>204503020RAPEdo you understand what that word means??
>>204503076The Trump of the Black community aka Kanye West aka Yeezus
>>20450306871 is literally nothingSome people have a 10,000+ post gimmick
>>204503057>Console Hello child
>>204502543good lad
>>204503089Racist bastard
>>204503087Right but it's not is it
>>204503049like children, i love them all equally for different reasons (except the fourth one that we gave up for adoption)
doing ANOTHER poo
>>204503103He's a sick fuckHe likes a quick fuck
do you believe in free will?
>>204502914was going to make videos about railway lines and stations but its a lot of informtion and research thats overwhelming to put form into a coherent script and interesting story, appreciate the positive vibes
>>204503091yes i'm a child because i'd rather buy a much cheaper console that can play all my old favourites rather than tinker around with a glowing $3000 box and obsess over how many frames per second i'm getting
The First Minister of Scotland has condemned the tax raid on farmers which will see the majority of British farmland turn into wilderness or into company ownership
>>204503106rape is rape, you creep
>>204503123I think the entire discussion of free will versus determinism is entirely pointless
my favourite two films are Gladiator and the talented Mr Ripley
>>204503053good lad
me rn
my willy cries out for a cute chubby kiwi gf who looks like melanie lynskey
>>204503139A normal personHas a pc already Wants to play new gamesSpends extra money on a graphics cardYouHas a pc, presumably a 5 grand MacBookThen buys a consoleHe then buys his internet connection licence for his console
>>>/wsg/5733375ahaha a classic
>>204503106i hope this happens to you
Might start referring to experts as 'perts
Fire Punchgood series that
Female cousin is marrying a girl. I thought I was homophobic but I don't want to cut this person out of my life despite her being a homosexual. Confused
>>204503123yes
>>204503213why would you be homophobic
>>204503197>Three yearsLmfao Anglo-Saxons are so weakIn the Balkans every paki would be killed in the local area for this
>>204503213lesbians aren't too bad as two women can't have sex. They'll divorce soon enough anyway.
>>204503238Don't like blokes kissing, seeing it makes me feel icky
One shot at life. Born in Croydon
>>204503192
>>204503186>i have a $1500 thinkpad>i want to play video games without having to do hours of research into whether i'll be able to run them optimally>i don't play online, and even if i did it would sill be extremely cheap and would come with a large selection of free games for as long as my subscription is active
>>204503257I mean having access to London is pretty good
>>204503262shi wat lil timmy gon do when his girl KNOTTED
>>204503213you can't compare lesbians to men crust-busting each other
Fight for black rights ya fucking incel chuuuuuuuuuuuud
Absolutely mental when you think about itTens of millions of savage men arrive here and you do nothing about this
>>204503213Lesbians have a sky-high rate of domestic abuseMake sure she's safe
>>204503283he aint do nunLOL
come get this spastic of yours out of /cum/ or we will be issuing a formal declaration of war
'ow can i be 'omophobic if my nan is gey?
>>204503330give sexy black gf and i might consider it
guts are in tatters lads. spraying hot lava from my bumhole every 10 minutes.
>>204503345is toby causing a ruckus in there again is he
>>204503262why do you keep posting this
>>204503345oh let him go he's harmless x
>>204503349mihai getting a chub at this
>>204502631why didn't he do anything to stop her?
>>204503349
>>204503333My cousin is seemingly the 'man' in the relationship, so she's probably more likely to be the abuser
>>204503349bristol stool chart category?
>>204503364bro cooked with this one>>204503325
>>204503349had one of them paki pizzas for tea last night did you?
>>204503184but your willy is gay
hello my cherubs
>>204503392ahahahaha
>>204503418g'day cobba
>>204503418hello mate
scummoid woman in the chip shop last night was phoning her mum to get a bank transfer for a sausage supper
*presents hairy pooey arsehole and waits expectantly*
my only friends are you lot and the 50 spam emails about various accounts i don't have getting hacked
>>204503247>>204503332what exactly would you do about it?bear in mind you can and will be thrown in prison for longer than that child rapist if you protest in virtually any effective way
>>204503392something is in the british water >>204503035
Happy Birthday to all who celebrate it x
just went on cleverbot and gave it shit about being totally steamrolled by chatgpt, serves the bastard right, it was always a prick
>>204503443did you shag her?
>>204503391types 5-7 all mixed together. extremely spicy.
>>204502537More like photographer observes a hiker watching mt.Helena erupt in 1980
>>204503462*slaps a hot hair removal strip on it*
>>204503471would happily have a pint with you were it not for the tyranny of distance
>>204503492no but she was quite fit in that horrid lower class way
Flies are gone. Opened the window and chased them and killed them away and they haven't returned.Good because I wad tired of these motherfucking flies in my motherfucking apartment.
diegos just become the new archbishop
im literally on a toil teams call right now
>>204503541came home from work one day to find thousands of the buggers in the front room of my old flat. reckon a rat must have died in the walls or something. let them all out and killed tons of them and more would appear. lasted about 5 days.
>>204503566of all the new appointments today that was the most surprising
>>204503566So who's going to run the company now? And is that what you call it in england, archbishop?
>>204503576couldn't make it up
think i know where shes moved out to now and its literally fucking less than five minutes walk around the corner madno way im not on her mind still constantly
>>204503566Archbishop of BANTERbury hahahaha what am I like?
post baddydem
>>204503576dubs and you have to moon the camera
>>204503580Fucking hell, thanks lad. Quite morbid.
>moonFOY
this is what the daughter from american beauty (1999) looked like as of 2023, haven't seen such a relentless walling in my life
>>204503593WAHEY
>>204503621
St. Tits and Penis
lots of films came out in the late 90s about people going mental because they had to work in a cubicle
>>204503630she was a munter in American beauty probably looks better old
our charli
>>204503704yeah? name 2
>>204503691>New Zealand Parliament suspended after haka protest over Māori rights billcrikey rightohttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-11-14/new-zealand-parliament-haka-protest/104602798
>>204503630she has fair skin and hasn't looked after it properly. also likely lives in an area with high UV. theres a reason people native to those areas have darker complexions
>>204503719fight cluboffice spaceamerican beautyhappinessi'm sure there was at least one more
>>204503719fight club, american beauty
damn. that K tripfag is actually insane. did not expect that
>>204503630kristen bell thread yesterday on /tv/she answered the call
The 1990s were 30 years ago.
>>204503740that one with james mcavoy and bendy bullets
>>204503764pretty good innings for her tbf, unfortunately you can't look like a peppy 23 year old forever
late 90's ennui was a thing, quickly put to bed by that horrible tragedy
>>204503707shes honestly grotesque, have no fucking clue how anyone could think she's attractive
>>204503781wanted was 2008 i thinkthere was also the matrix if that counts
>>204503793no one does, her music is for tryhard girls and gays
>>204496937>>204496937>>204496937
>>204503806matrix counts yeah, just not quite as overt in blaming the substanceless and unfulfilling nature of office work, although I suppose that was neo's day job
fucking hell im freezing cold
New>>204503850>>204503850>>204503850
>>204503831Don’t reckon this has ever been funny once.
>>204503831commit suicide
>>204503787she could have gone like jodie foster or gillian andersonshe bogged instead
>>204503793Hello white man
