inchworm edition >>205830706previous
what's the best way to crosslink videos from wsg
I was never ashamed of my penis. I always loved having one. I never had one of those moments you hear about - where somebody has a boner and they have this great moment of embarrassment because they had to go in front of the class or whatever. Just tuck it in the wasteband - and if folks can see the bulge, then let them be embarrassed about it. They could never make me feel ashamed of myself. My dick is legit beautiful and it always has been.
>>205832316Look at this cutie petutie
>>205832273>once in 200 year event
>>205832316look at him go!
Giddy up jingle horse pick up your feet
I once found a worm like that in a potted plant in my room, and I kept observing it to see what it does. It just keeps eating the plant all day long. It stops for about an hour to fart and shit, and it eats again.What a bizarre life. A bug's life
>>205832344>>205832336he's doing his very best and it's endearing
Got a haircut earlier today and paid for the full mvp experience, the black girl that did it was kind of qt and kept smirking when she would massage my head and very sensually dried my hair afterwards when normally they have you do that part yourself, she said I was her last customer of the day since they were about to close while she massaged my shoulders, was she expecting me to like fuck there on the spot or something?
>>205832353Sounds like my life
Women are dainty and whimsical
>>205832353not much different than a human life just in a shorter time frame a lot of the grand ideals and narratives we build in our heads are nonsense we just like to imagine things but really we're just like that inchworm
>>205832371
>>205832370
Bought surimi paste sushi(maki) from walmart that was frozen so i didnt eat it, it should be safe to eat it tomorrow right? it was frozen after all.
>>205832379Why in the world would he do that?
Big titty Latina just said "my back has been killing me guys"
>>205832379That's very impressive
>>205832394I'll blow her back out for her
>>205832376what is this artstyle called
>>205832353my mom woke me up for school one time, and i spotted something odd on the floor the second i woke up. i went over and touched it to see what it was. my sleep-blurred eyes failed to identify a cockroach, and when i put my finger on it, it started running and my mom screamed. i guess she hadn't noticed it either.
>>205832406Soyism
>>205832379enjoy jail
>>205832316me if i was a dumb fucking pointless insect
>>205832379I feel bad for laughing at this since it's such a piece of shit thing to do, but it's kind of funny.Hopefully it's staged
>>205832330Copy the post url or the webm url!
>>205832411i always look when i put my shoes on because there was a roach in my vibram toe shoes and you don't wear socks in those shoes and it was a nightmare and i wil never forget
>>205832430>if
Hayden Christiansen is Canadian and he played Anakin Skywalker in two of the films of all time.
>>205832430>pointless How is an insect pointless?
>>205832370Why do niggers do this
>>205832447if they're round duh
>>205832445Margot Kidder was Canadian and she was hot and was in 4 kino 70s movies: Amityville Horror, Sisters, Black Christmas, and her most famous role, Lois Lane in Superman.Born in Yellowknife!
>>205832445>Anakin SkywalkerI feel like seeing Anakin in episode 3 at a young age turned me gay, he was super hot and I was young and impressionable
>brian hoursfuck no im going back to sleep
>>205832476The Clone Wars cartoon saved Anakin by making him sort of likeable. He was a whiney little bitch in the movies
>>205832370LMAO
>>205832476He was hot but was also such a whiny retard that I really wanted Obi-Wan to cut his head off real quick on the bank of the lava river.
>>205832316https://youtu.be/igOFiaL9T4A
>>205832476if that's all it took, you were bound to be gay regardless.
>>205832435>the webm urlah that's a good idea
>>205832379gl
I desire Thai food
Anakin actually did nothing wrong tbqh, the Jedi order was training a bunch of teens with super powers and doing absolutely nothing to reign them in while trying to impose a bunch of weird values on them, yoda especially was bad, Anakin basically outright tells him that his illegal wife is about to die and yoda's response because "yeah well that's a good thing", like he's an unstable teenage boy maybe try helping him out a bit or offering some better advice and then working backwards from there to understand where you went wrong
>>205832533I think Lucas made the jedi order hypocritical and flawed on purpose.Tbh it's inexcusable that they didn't realize Palpatine was a sith lord
Oatmeal raisin cookies.Yea or nay?
>>205832544It was definitely on purpose, but I think George overdid it. They’re insanely incompetent.
>>205832552i'm a fan
Aayla secura is one of my fondest nostalgia faps
>>205832544Yeah I mean the later extended media made it clear that the order was corrupt and shit but even just going by the movies alone people just always try to act like it was Anakin's fault when he was an unmonitored teenage boy constantly being stuck around a girl who clearly had a mommy fetish and a crush on him, of course he was going to develop feelings and then when she sick of course he's going to try to save her, the order and yoda were more at fault for everything than he was
>>205832552nay on the raisins. do nuts.
Some of yall seriously need to be slapped by me
>>205832568For me, it's Shaak Ti
>>205832582I like spankings
>>205832570maybe he wasn't such a nice guy after all, then.
>>205832590
>>205832586Her too I got a sw encyclopedia when I was a kid and both she and aayla had sexy entries. This was before I had porn >>205832587Spinny.....
>>205832595lmfao
>>205832595moids do b like that lmao
:) I'm so cute ^__^
What should I eat for my meal? Leftover Chili or a big bowl of of boiling-hot Cheez-Whiz slowly ladeled over my exposed dick and balls?
>>205832595right looks like the demon doors from fable
elden rangs sucks where's pc bloodborne
>>205832632the cheeze whiz
>>205832629and why he so silly
hey anon...are you excited for...HANNUKAH?!
>>205832595Dude you're not supposed to linger around when you get rejected. Just disappear and ghost the girl. It is far more dignifying for the both of you and you will save yourself from future cringe.
>>205832662Bitch ain't no conservative wholesome housewife, she knows exactly what she's doing. Women can't help themselves, she loves knowing dudes are busting to her
>>205832647Thamks you
>>205832662damn aren't you cold wearing that?
>>205832693it doesn't look very cold there desu
>>205832662yeah, sure. synagogue, right? i'm not singing or wearing anything. i'll go, though.
>>205832662Everyone who celebrates hannukah says they get 8 days of christmas but all the gifts suck
I'm kind of cute and friendly I guess
I need a method to fall asleep
>>205832716it's just cope cause they don't celebrate Christmas
Drank a bunch during and after a show at the theater
>>205832735Read a book. Either real or e reader Be physically active during the day Melatonin as last resort but it makes me wake up feeling like shit
Penis in your orifice
>>205832739What show?
>>205832765Beauty and the Beast. Community theater
im eating one of those grandma hard candies that comes in the strawberry wrapper you know the one
>>205832782BE OUR GUEST
>>205832763
>>205832787when the tabs kick in before you get home
>>205832783i do! what brand are those?! where do they get them?
>>205832783
>>205832761>Be physically active during the dayAbsolutely recommend this. Lost 20 pounds, gained muscle, and I'm getting better sleepIt's a no brainer.
>>205832672I love Tapirs. Just look at this fucker. Just a big fuckin animal. The tapir is the definitive animal I love his kind face.
>>205832796i have no idea i got them from an honest to goodness grandmother today when we dropped the girls off before going to the airport >>205832797yes thank you it's werid that there is a pepe for this exact thing but yes you get it
>>205832806>giving cats milkI thought this results in diarrhea
>>205832811a little bit is fine
>>205832810There's a pepe for everything
>>205832811.................that's not milk
>>205832810i swear, they just materialize in their pocket. the moment you hit a certain age and have grandchildren, boom. they're there.
>>205832790Yeah the candlestick guy was a total fruit. He was hilarious and got major laughs from the audience
>>205832797Short anon
>>205832827find me the sanrio pepes then>>205832832next time i'm over there i'll ask i think she gets them at the pharmacy if i had to guess because she gets candy from there
>>2058328475'7
>>205832841What compels someone to make these
>>205832868Oh you're not *the* short anon, just another short anon Whatever I could still beat you up
>>205832856I could only find this nightmare fuel
>>205832886goodness
>>205832879This is like the fifth time you've accused me of being short anon. Maybe I'm short anon and the other guy isn't
>>205832901Do you have the cute femcel sister
>>205832925stop being parasocial dude
>>205832940I'm not
>>205832925No man
>>205832841Bizarre videoNot even sure of the message it’s trying to convey
there isnt a single person on earth who is a bigger waste of oxygen than me
holding in my shit again. i cant help it, it feels so good
>>205832989Not true
>>205832738but I do
>>205832989i am and i consume more precious resources than you do and am a bigger financial burden
I am making Chicken Tendies. I have them very rarely. But when I do, I get to live the goodboy dream for just a little while. They are very yummy.
wasted my night at the baragain
What are you asking Jesus for for Christmas cummers?
>>205832998Nasty mf >>205833018Are you the latina chaser
housekeeping, i mean gyatt damn one time let it be a bitch sweeping
>>205833019a lobotomy to make me shut up and be normal
>>205833023IM the "argued with an animatronic santa clause" barfly
>>205833024Lmao There's some maid service near my house and they're all gross old consuelas I wonder how often people try to fuck them
watching this asian babe with fat tits on twitch
SmOnking marijuaner>>205833032Lol I feel u
>>205833019Philips Oneblade and Boom Rush Cyberfunk
>>205833038Monkey boy
>>205833019More weight
N
I hate all of you and hope you burn in hellfire
>>205833073you don't even know me and if you were in front of me you wouldn't say that to me you'd probably be awkward and shy
Shameika said I had potential
champagne wishes, 30 white bitchesyou know this shit is fuckin ridiculous
>>205833019Figma figurine
>>205833080You owned him
I unironically good to Taylor Swift
>>205833080Not when im with my gang
been doing literally nothing all day and somehow it's been 9 hours
>>205833123fupa pepe wasn't something i was expecting to see tonight
>>205833127So true
>>205833136so true
>>205833127same but 12 hours
>>20583I literally do not give a fuck dude, if I knew you in real life I'd fucking beat your ass for this post and I'm not kidding
>>205833127i've been driving for most of today i need to be productive tomorrow but i don't know if im depressed or what but i've been having some really nasty intrusive thoughts latelyi'm not a violent person but a lot of those thoughts are of pretty gruesome scenes with a lot of blood cut nerve endings and sharp things it's probably got something to do with it getting so ddark so early but this is not a good headspace to be in around the holidays
>>205833127me but 14 hours
How much bitcoin you have measures your contribution to society
Caught myself crushing on that qt coworker I have no chance with again. Shes so sweet bros, even if its a fake persona
>>205833169t. bag holder
now if i fuck this model and she just bleach her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, ima feel like an asshole
>>205833189insightful
Spinster do you still want the Melendez brothers to be free
>>205833189Conscious hip hop
>>205833203aren't they getting paroled soon?
A week in Japan and this view out of the hotel room is probably all I’m gonna see lolHope I’ll magically wake up being able to walk again tomorrow
>>205833181Beautiful women are the best. It’s just the way of the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xQQzi0IdLYif you look like this dm me
>>205833080so true
>>205833230Not what I asked but ok
genuinely incredible how much of a fucking lameass I am in any and every social situation
>>205833261gaslight yourself into believing you're a social butterfly that or drink alcohol or take benzos
so who is ghey!?
>>205833277I was just at a fucking bar drinking alcohol
>>205833235I'm going to miami in January and I keep thinking I'm gonna get sick right before
alcohol is the cure to all of my problems which is why i avoid it like the plague
>>205833281>They both turn towards OP
night
guess I'll go to bedhopefully I'll die in my sleep
>>205833123Based fellow Tay fan. I'm listening to folklore and evermore now. I like to listen to those two albums in particular at this time of the year; they're honourary Christmas albums.
>>205833345>>205833350Night, hoes
you dont love me you just pretendini need a happy beginning middle and ending
>>205833345Gute Nacht
>The sky, too, is folding under you>And it's all over now, Baby Blue
>>205833350god same
who holds the record for the most faps ever?
>>205833338op eats da poo poo
>>205833385was a picture i seen once of a guy trying to fap every day but up the amount he did by one each day that went by. was some screenshot compilation on here.
I’m masturbating less frequently, but only because it makes the orgasms better. I’m still a coomer at heart.
Hell yeah. (Just farted btw.)
>>205833407i find 3-5 days the sweet spot
>>205833420Distillate is gross unhealthy shit that shouldn't be legal Get live rosin
I went to see the eras tour and you guys didn’t
>>205833437Is distillate the shit they put in those disposable vapes?
>>205833437I wonder if I'll win a prize. >>205833447My bitch sister went. I was kinda jelly but fuck going to a show that big.>>205833454
>I went to see the eras tour and you guys didn’t
>>205833454It's the "budget" oil>>205833468"Diamonds" means it isnt real live rosin, it should say something like "100%". You can smoke it but I wouldn't make a habit of it
>>205833510>It's the "budget" oilYeah I agree with you then, that shit is fucked up. Used it for a few months and got legit withdrawal symptoms. I stick to edibles now and never have an issue.
>>205833539I don't like how long edibles last. A few tokes on the pen and I'll be sober after like 20 minutes.
>>205833559That’s definitely true. I can’t argue with the convenience of a vape. And I was probably hitting the most heinous budget vapes around lol.
>>205833576These Lucky Extract ones are pretty good actually. They last way longer than the Trees 2g ones. My last one of the Lucky pens has lasted me over a month and is still going (I always get weed on disability day and now I'm running a surplus of weed).
>>205833602Whats your disability
>>205833620Don't worry about it.
“Mahmood, how do we convince the kaffirs that our spy is an atheist?”“I know, Muhmad, give him a fedora!”
Penile trauma caused by over usage of blood flow restricting toys
>still not annexed
>>205833820tick tock...
Why do dumb people get upset when you mention your degree and use a three syllable words
annexing canada is a good way to make sure democrats win every single election
no it's not
>>205833985>and use a three syllable wordsYou better get a refund on your Community College degree, bucko
please annex brazil
>>205834097too much monkey
>>205834013DJT would have won the last election even if ganada were a singular state btw
I like weird music
so desu ne
Japanese are so cucked lolGF says the city is now plastered with signs and posters telling tourists not to eat here, not to sit there, not to do this, do that, toilets all have banners telling you to flush your paper and not throw it in the bin but all the bins are overflowing with shit stained TP.Sad when your currency becomes so cheap it’s now even a viable travel option for thirdie Asians.Idk but I simply hate Indonesians and the sort.
>>205834784the autism races can't deal with the disgusting ways of the third world
what should i fap to
>>205835021Kyubunx
I can feel that I need to shit so badly but every time I sit on the toilet, the pain in my right butt cheek makes me cramp up so much that I can’t relax my asshole enough to let the poopies out….Wish I could shit in my relaxed pose on the bed rn!
>>205835072she doesn't show her face i need to see their face for me to get off
>>205835118Can you still pee while sitting down like a little girl?
>>205835118drink coffee and smoke cigarettes, this is the most effective laxative that the medical establishment won't tell you about
>>205835156I only pee sitting down !>>205835160Yuck!Also I can feel some phlegm in the back of my throat but coughing also hurts so bad that I’m afraid to do it even though it is the most annoying feeling
>>205835185You sound like a drugaddictGet help
Just woke from a dream where I woke up next to a girl and raped her really sensually and slowly (she was too tired to resist)
!!!https://x.com/imqueenjuliette/status/1870403072264167588
how about macroplastics and it makes everyone high T with a big cock
need to get a washcloth for my face.
just finished my fap. time to take a shower
Just ate an apple
GRU keeps playing the Geoguessr music
i had a really big brown stain in my undies and i don't know how long it's been there.i've since showered and replaced them with a clean pair
>>205836684Wear trousers next time you paint your house, and you won’t have this problem.
It is an unusual step that the leadership of the Protestant Church in Hesse and Nassau (EKHN) is taking. It is rare for a pastor to be banned from exercising his office. It is equally surprising that the regional church has also filed criminal charges against the church council on suspicion of incitement to hatred.It is a serious accusation, but the events at the "anti-colonial Christmas market", where symbols of the terrorist organization Hamas were displayed and Israel was wiped off the map, were also serious.
>>205836684how did you get dirt in there?
>>205837012it came from my rectum
what's wrong with your teeth?https://youtu.be/liGF4zA8JTY
>>205837131Grosssss
>>205835691>this page doesn’t exist
being drunk at the casino is something else. i kept saying "have a nice day" to all the people serving me, and then i bowled a fantastic game. hopefully i only slurred a little.
>>205836684Get a bidet
On twitter: women and queersOn X: men
>>205838248>only woman is an asianBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEED
have a nice day?! thats wild! you better not show up there again
>>205838559ok zhang
I woke up too early now I gotta wait an hour for the store to open so I can buy corn flakes
What are we getting into this weekend boys?
Winter solstice tonight
Britney Spears in "Toxic" was pretty hot.
A bit hung over Not nauseous or achy but probably dehydrated
>>205840609Is this Sophia Lillis
Life is suffering.
whats with the deleted posts
>>205841010
I feel like nobody wants to be around me anymore sometimes
>>205841449boohoo.jpggrow tf up
>>205840849thats so sad
>>205841482Dilate
>>205841512u mad?
>>205840849Boo hoo nigga
>shriners hospital christmas ad starts playing
I need some socialization or somethingI'm turning into a lonely old man that talks to strangers in line at the store
>>205841605Hate those kids especially the one that looks like he’s 40
In other entries Einstein called Canada "a peculiar herd-like nation," and "more like automatons than people", before claiming there was "little difference" between Canadian men and women, and questioned how the men were "incapable of defending themselves" from female "fatal attraction".
>>205840931maybe should've spent less time farming karma on quora and more time raising his kids right
>>205841670the girl who sings the first line of "i'll be home for christmas" is so cute though
>>205841682>Einstein (Jewish)
>>205832552good fiber content
>>205841885the smartest man that ever lived
>>205841906He was a plagiarist
>>205841906hilbert mogged his candy ass but he doesn't have an army of popsci tards sucking his cock every second
>>205841920>>205841955you only hate him because he was jewish
when i'm socializing irl for some reason i keep grabbing my phone to get to 4chando i unironically prefer 4chan over legit socialization or is there some other reason for this?
>>205842058oh i forgot jewish people are demi gods walking among us mere mortals and can do no wrong and are perfect in every way, please allow me to prostrate myself in forgiveness
>>205842139because you can be your true self and don't have to worry about any consequences what-so-ever. you inhibit yourself in real life because you are bowing to societal norms and your own insecurities out of fear of being judged and ostracized.
I'm going to try one of those rat roller traps to kill all the mice in my garage
>>205842251get one of these instead
>>205842310That is "mad sussy" as the kids say you baka
mice are cute
masturbating once a day is baby tier
latina asians
>>205842486no man or machine could stop me from breeding this
>>205842486feel bad for the asians that immigrated there. their grandparents thought they were going to a better place instead they got a third world shit hole sad
Got my little christmas tree sorted and looking happy.
going on a 42 mile bike ride goodbye cummers
>>205836789Nasty fucking cankles
>>205841955How are they even comparableHow did old dead Jewish nerds mindrape you so badly
hello
>>205813899>>205814393https://fapello.com/demora-avarice-20/
>>205842911you want a better answer be more specific in your claim.
>>205843084What the fuck are you babbling about? You made the claim, Ranjesh
>>205843125claim was einstein was the smartest who ever lived. i contested with hilbert. take a few breaths before you reply in a blind rage
>>205842960Hi>>205843034HELLO
it's cold today
WHY MEEEE
>>205843161hello. how's it going?
Albert Einstein had a deep appreciation for India, its culture, and its philosophical traditions
Two people I know tested positive for 'rona. Been coughing a bit. Dunno if I should test - I have some money making stuff coming up
>>205843158Consider for a moment there is more than one person replying to you, Einstein.
>>205843232Awake and mad about itYou?
>>205843258lol
>>205843275sorry i'll do better to distinguish between completely anonymous posters next time
>>205843280>Awake and mad about itwhat happened?>You?doing ok
>>205843258If it doesnt slow you down, dont worry about it
so many young women crochet these days
Why aren't sushi restaurants open for breakfast? Really cravin' fish right now
>>205843286What
>>205843347fish like to sleep in. waking it early could spoil the meal
>>205843346I like knitting
im indian truck driver in jacksonville florida
>>205843429thank you sir
>>205843305>what happenedI woke up early and fought very hard with my body tonget an extra hour of poor sleep
new>>205843638>>205843638>>205843638new
