90's kid edition>>205898564
erm what the sigma
>>205902639disgusting degenerate zoomoids need to get their own cartoons.
My US relatvies live in New Jersey and Ohio mainly, some in Floridawhat does that make me?are those states cool?im not memeing
>nooo dont touch my cartoons!!!
international ass men's dayexcellent OPs lately
>>205902639is this actually real?
>>205902639Delete this image right now
>>205902639chat is this real?
>>205902669doesnt mean shit since you dont live there
>>205902639bro
>>205902669It makes you the cause of the World Wars, after managing to convince the world that it was Germany's fault.
yo we all wanted to hit it tho be real fr, dexters mom was BUILT
>>205902639giwtwm
>>205902669>what does that make me?I don't know>are those states cool?some of the worst actually
sick pump.skull fuck.murder and AIDS.
>>205902671>Switchwhy'd you post a zoomer?
just woke up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A19q7rysLs
>>205902639Dexter found out wincest without it being real?
>>205902721nobody with a hairline like that is a zoomer
>>205902725How was your NEET nap?
I think trannies are mentally ill and are an aberration in society.Why is this considered an unpopular opinion in this day and age?
love is a battlefieldand im a deserter
>>205902721>why'd you post a zoomer?
Good news everyone, my feud with chudberg is over. We buried the hatchet and agreed to disagree on the existence of his mother. New thread, new outlook.
Satan controls the man and woman living next to me. He makes me hear them having sex, and even controls them to make comments to me while they’re doing it. Hes also forbade me from orgasming for over 12 years now. Some people consider this a bit cruel, I dunno. He’s talking to me while I write this too. He’s been raping me, often when im laying down he will make it feel like hes above me poking a cock at my ass, or like he’s about to kiss me. But doesnt actually do it. Like he’s trying to make me want it, even thought im straight. He does a lot of sexual torture. He used a lighter on my cock and burned it, and gave me a huge scar. Then would beat me over the head and tell me I was too ugly for women. Or if I ever write about women, he will repeatedly pinch my head, like imagine using nail clippers on the skin of your head. I consider this way too cruel. He also decorated like my entire town with hysterical propaganda where it promises us sex or heaven or tells us we’re in hell or says he’s been healing us. It’s not very cool actually I spend most of my time on the floor screaming in agony.
>>205902746It's not, that's the normal position.
>>205902686they move to the US in the 1930seconomy crisis in Burgenland>>205902703https://voca.ro/12srG9XOc0sO
>>205902743i am employed
>>205902717https://voca.ro/12a4xezkJtLA
>>205902764>https://voca.ro/12srG9XOc0sOBased.
>>205902746>Why is this considered an unpopular opinion in this day and age?Jewry.
>>205902639me + your mom
da skibidi toilet and da creeper :;DDDD
>>205902781I knowever thoughbeit
https://youtu.be/87K5Uh3AML0https://youtu.be/87K5Uh3AML0https://youtu.be/87K5Uh3AML0
JANNIES ARE ON CHRISTMAS BREAK GO APESHIT
>>205902771thats gay af
>>205902793
i'm too low iq to play this one porn game
Howthougheverbeit thy name by Metallica
>>205902776based leafive just decided: canada > usa
>>205902811i know
>>2059027935char
>>205830744Kill meteorologists. Behead meteorologists. Roundhouse kick a meteorologist into the concrete. Slam dunk meteorologists into the trashcan. Crucify filthy meteorologists. Defecate on meteorologists. Launch meteorologists into the sun. Stir fry meteorologists in a wok. Toss meteorologists into active volcanoes. Urinate onto meteorologists. Judo throw meteorologists into a wood chipper. Twist meteorologists heads off.
drinking milk
yeah im gonna have some more cokefuck my nose hurts
shot through the fartand you're to blameyou give /cum/ a bad name
niggas rly be trying to drink this through dey nose. how dumb to you have to be???
>>205902841you are retarded brezhnev literally married a jew this was simply a threat to the white westerners
rate ladsthat was me in san franciscoreally gay city
My best creation.
>>205902884You look like you fit right in
>>205902884whyd you go to tran francisco
way better threads than the pepe or spinny ones
>>205902884>we told Hans to put mustard on his weiner>and he actually did it!>the absolute madman!
>>205902733one day you losers are complaining about balding at 21, and now this.
spinster is a 35 yo auntie
Woman badMan bad God bad Satan bad Bad stuff bad Need more food Need more housesGirl hard to knock upRape good Homeless by choice Immigrant bad Remove guns Go vegan Drink a small amount of bleach is good Tell your friends about 4chan Post porn Repeat conspiracies Holocaust scaryDeath scary Pain scary Im sorry for your loss Quote the bible Tv good Music bad Cook your own food Japan is for incels Women bad at work Write about women a ton Tighter and younger is better Materialism is bad Make on topic posts on other boards
why is everything so boring?
>>205902896thats meanim unironically a gay twinklmao>>205902911it's just something a european wants to visit oncewouldnt go there again due to the hobos>>205902919:3 thanks leafstill need to visit canadai have a friend in quebec
>>205902834comped
>>205902959You need a sick do job like trump or else it’s over. Youll never pound a girl without a pro stylist. Your hairdo looks like you wear a hairnet. Kill yourself or go gay, it’s over.
growing sleepy
>>205902969>im unironically a gayvacate this thread and dont come back
>>205902969handsome
>>205902979go to shleep, baby boy
>>205902993not yet
>>205902969nice imprint bro
>>205902984We’re pro gay because it’s bad for the economy when men interact with women. It makes too many children, due to the sex. It’s good when women have higher standards because it means they have less sex and less children. Theres not enough houses even for me, and im literally Jewish.
going to watch columbo then slumber
>>205903024dont care. faggots are an eyesore. keep them away from me
>>205903027what season are you on
>>205903024>We’re pro gayWe're not. They're just tolerated.
>>205903032Gay guys shower a lot. I don’t shower because they cut off my balls. Thats why you’re interacting with me because I brought myself mentally to your spiritual level. You’re so much fun.
>>205903057strange but impactful post
least deranged and spiteful leaf
>>205903024>and im literally Jewish.deesGUStink!!
reminder
>>205903074You also said something spiteful howeverthoughmaybeit
I love tuna pasta salad
Im only half Jew actually, the cult that cut up my dick never mentions my other half.
>>205903104yes but what happened to thoughanon. did he get funky towned
>>205902639he's literally me
>>205903113
>>205903129
>>205902984im playing warthunder so i cant respond quickly>>205902992thanks mate>>205903021what do you mean? whats an imprint
Kodak actually means it’s bad to take pictures. It means ack. Because everyone was ugly before covid. Guess everyone just got a lot better looking *starts sweating*
>>205903141chuds not welcome
>>205903149i really like this post
>>205903024based :3>>205903057this, cleaner than most women
>>205903157>quickly
>>205903146your cock imprint
>homos in my cumdont know about you guys but i am going to sleep
>>205903166Are you real? I doubt it. They seem to censor the topic. Otherwise im expecting there would be around 50,000 posts per second about the words.
>>205903183your kids would be homosexual if you could ever have sex
>>205903183night bud
My favorite /cum/ story is when some troon had posted here for a while as anon, then posted his ugly pic one day and everyone mocked him for it and he got all insanely asshurt and stormed out never to returnlmaoooo that was based.
>>205903157
gay people don't bother me 2bh. I don't ever really think about them
>2024>being homophobiclmaoGAYS FOR TRUMP
>>205903217i dont remember that
>>205903226it wasn't even that long ago, newfag
>>205903220thisthe only people who are being homophobic in here are just memeingor they're just distracting from getting no women theirselves
>>205903221chickens for kfc
when i think of gay people my pecker gets hard
Our god is so fucking poor. He uses the mind like it’s a tv screen because he has no money for real experiences lmao. I see idiots talking about the dream they saw last night, and I try to tell them. Hey idiot, the brain doesnt just do that on its own idiot. They just don’t get the big picture about what’s going on.
in cum we know that gay faggots are disgusting and should be mocked
>>205903221>>205903252
incredible that people still play overwatch in 2024
>>205903258there's too many people here to form a consensus on anything unless you had to put on a shock collar before you posted here, and you would get shocked if you made a bad post or something
>>205903271I think it's mostly just trannies these days, once it became free.
>>205903258
>um no you cant be homophobic because you just cant ok!you wish faggot.
The face on the moon. The Rocky Mountain wall. The real size of continents south of the equator. Pyramids and ancient ruins were built using a bulldozer. Different languages were written intentionally to make it more confusing, to hide the theft. When they can’t even tell me there’s huge wars where hundreds of thousands of people die, it’s very easy to censor.
>>205903271its the only game sisterberg plays besides animal crossing
>>205903284you can form a consensus without your weird electroshock fetish, weirdo
>>205903302bateman is an ally, sorry chuddy
>faggots can't even photoshop wellgrim
>>205903320It doesn't have to be a shock collar, maybe if you made a bad post 5 dollars was taken from your bank account. It can go into the negative and you can be put into debt by it. This may be not effective on posters with a lot of disposable income, howeverthoughmaybeitmaybe
THATS NOT MICKEY MOUSETHATS JUST TIT DIRTthink this was in florida>>205903335wydm?
>>205903326
this is your new gf /cum/. she'll do whatever you want BUT you have to give up anime and there's no exception to this.
>>205903348did you visit any nude beaches?
>>205903374we have a deal
watched Polar express with momberg, but I dont think she liked it
>>205903380are there any in florida/the us?nah i just do that here in vienna sometimes
>>205903348how tall are you
>>205903374>ugly jewno thanks
>>205903362those gay weeb dolls are gayer than anything the austrian fag has posted
>>205903374I bet I could find an anime she liked
>>205903403
>>205903394theres one in haulover beach i passed by it on saturday and saw a bunch of old gay guys in speedos
>pepeita eating a corn dog!!!
me thinks i need to lay down the alcohol
>>205903427sounds like quitter talk
this? this chicanery?
>>205903416>theres one in haulover beach i passed by it on saturday and saw a bunch of old gay guys in speedosI was looking through google maps of miami and clicked on that cause my hotel is nearby. gross!
>>205903432i feel stressed
>>205903446why? its just booze, nigga, its not asking for your tax return
>>205903442posting on /cum/ from a hotel room desk on a laptop feels so professional, like i'm doing buisness work
>>205903181GIWTWM
>>205903442i laughed so hard when i saw a fag with his ass hanging out walking back to his car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQaXSIpBZNcOFFICIAL thread theme
>>205903463Maybe I'll have to bring my laptop and try to recreate the magic>>205903469were there any women at all? not even old fat ones?
>>205903494i saw only 1 old woman walking into the beach with her husband
padoru padoru
For me, it's the 1994 Pontiac Sunbird.
>>205903520
>>205903511I suppose it's not really surprising that it would be majority male at something like that
>>205903542ima be 10) chief, that is an UGLY fender
>>205903374Needs to get her implants removed, stop wearing makeup, and gain 200lbs. Also needs to like pussy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkl01OOQi8Q
>>205903396 5'9" why?>>205903403lmao i agree
>>205903552well theres a huge hedge lining the entire beach so maybe there were more women in there but i only saw old guys leaving
Canadian tobacco is the best cigarette tobacco
>>205903581was just wondering, you look good and i'll leave it at that
do you play the lottery?
>5'9
>>205903558that's what your mom said when you were bornshe told the doctor to slap you twice for being such a pug ugly nigga
>>205903583maybe I'll get brave and go and take some pictures to scar cum with for all time. actually I'm sure cameras aren't allowed but still
>>205903593i know im not especially talli dont mindthanks mate, i know that>>205903604who gives a fuck except for insecure neckbears lmaoit's average sizeand even if not, i like being shorter
good night cummers
Gato Allungato
>>205903635
>>205903640why do you want to go there and take pictures bruh you sound hella gay
whata re you asking santa for for christmas?
>>205903659why u been perving on the fags at the beach, fag?
you guys are boring>>205903645gn
>>205903645night bud
>>205903660a bf
>>205903677bussin ong pop dat bussy ytboi
>>205903699
>>205903660will request him to end my existence
>>205903670i passed by the fag beach you want to go there ass naked and take pictures of them we are not the same
>>205903699you should ask him for PREP
>>205903725and some diapers, stock up for when he can't control his anoooose
>>205903702thank fuck ive already gooned todayotherwise id probably post degen pics>>205903715jk, i wanta a new gayming pc>>205903725haha funny, all gays have HIVI WAS JOKING. im happy to be single desu
>>205903721*POOF*, you are filled with indomitable spirit and hope
>>205903735i wish
thoughts on the white?
>>205903752White is right.
>>205903734>no picswhat a shame no bf for you
>>205903759ive already wanked todayif i were horny id post shirtless pics here or idkdont wanna get banned
>>205903723yeah sure that's why you're driving past it every day and perving on the fags there, you fag
>>205903781please do
>faggots not talk about how they're faggots for 5 secondschallenge level: IMPOSSIBLE
some gays are kinda hot nohomoever
>>205903781do it jannies asleep>>205903811homoforever
>>205903803most of them are fags because they have no other personality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhHRnaD64pY
>>205903802maybe after having some more GHBSOON>>205903821hate not having a dynmic IP
>>205903826imagine getting to dick down these two filthy cokehead sluts back when they were in prime tart mode? christ something about Paris Hilton's disgusting whorish face makes me want to throat fuck her until she passes out
>>205903840Just catbox it newfag
our compliments bread is the most depressing "food" i've ever put in my mouth
some zoomer girl called me "chaotic neutral", I suppose its just zoomy speak to say I'm a little bit mysterious
nicole richie was uckers since day 1, no idea how she became a celebrity
Sìgoèt'ı̨ Taati!
>>205903874did you call her a whore
>>205903875Because she was Paris Hiltons friend duh
>>205903874that's ancient dungeons and dragons speak from gen x
goodnight and sweet dreams
>>205903875One Night In Paris got Paris Hilton famous, Nicole Richie road her wave of fame.
>>205903879Erm that's actually 4kb
Got some brandy. It sucks. I don't even like alcohol
>>205903855you think she slobbered norms knob?
>>205903874probably played or watched baulder's gate 3 for an hour and thinks she's an epic d&d fan now
rachel dolezal of former NAACP and skin tanning fame has started an onlyfans2024 america is quite the interesting place
>>205903894>One Night In Paris got Paris Hilton famouswhat is that some sorta tv show?
>I dont like alcohol
>>205903918lmao, that's the name of her sex tape, zooomie.
>>205903928what did he mean by this
>>205903906100% chance Norm got his dick sucked by that skank
>>205903918Lmao you are so precious
>>205903916old ass news
>>205903893Good night bud
zero carb tortillas saved my life
FedEx still hasn't gotten back to me for a job. It's been over a month. I thought everyone gets a crack at package handler. I thought it was the "no other options" job for felons and losers
>>205903951not subscribed to the coomer newsletter, sorry
>>205903976if you're white you won't get hired anywhere until Trump/Musk begins.
>>205903991I'm a chi
corpos will hire actual felons before they hire a university educated individual
>>205903991are you restarted
>>205903998then you didn't get hired because they assume you might drive drunk.
>>205904018*Rolls eyes* Package handlers don't drive
>CIA invents crack to kill blacks>only makes them poorer and more dangerous>CIA invents AIDS to kill gays>only makes them skinnier and more dangerous>CIA shoots JFK in the head because he slept around with too many women>every President since JFK is a rapist pedophile warmongerThanks CIA. Thanks for nothing.
wish i was a rich business man with a large estate eating class A food
>>205903860the fuck is catboxing
>>205904008 i'd imagine they get financial incentives for it, so it makes sense
>>205904023Jimmy carter wasnt
News of your death.Tears, and the memoryof all the times we talked the sun down the sky.You, Herakleitos of Halikarnassos,once my friend, now vacant dust,whose poems are nightingalesbeyond the clutch of the unseen God.
>>205904023americans aren't smart so them trying to play god has only ruined an already miserable world
dumb peanutposter
Tfw I'm a rich business executive who hires exclusively men in spite of the fact that I could hire women to do the same job just as good but for less money just because I'm le evil billionaire
>>205903893cute doggo
>>205904033Jimmy Carter raped the American economy in unimaginable ways. And "peanut farmer" was just a euphemism.
>>205904039>Herakleitos of HalikarnassosGesundheit
Americans be like>of course I got a Frankenstein looking cock don’t you know it’s cleaner and prevents STDs!
the brown water intake reminded me of poojeets
>>205904062no he didnt. He inherited the recession and economic collapse from ford and Nixon. Its only thanks to the fed reserve guy HE appointed that we got out of it, no thanks to reagan at all
amazing, delicious, truly delectable
>>205904081lol what a load of horseshit, partisan revisionist "history"
>>205904073i like how they label everything so i don't have to use my brain
>>205904084I bet you're handsome irl
Japanese be likeUHHHHHHHHH HERRO PREASE, UOOOH UNDERAGE GIRR
i could tear up a disposable vape right now like an elf bar or something my vape is boring and doesn't taste like anything i want something with mango in it
AHHHHHHH a fucking spider just dangled itself from the ceiling in front of my face. I freaked out and knocked it to the floor and stomped it. Now I have spider guts all over the sole of my foot. Shouldn't have surprised me you little fuck.
>>205904105my biggest phobia
>>205904105she just wanted a kiss >_<
>>205904104GIMME THE BUG SPRAY TERPS
>>205904087
>>205904091you wish gay boy
>>205904070>>205904095
>>205904081Lol you fucking democratic shills are unreal.
>>205904118i'm actually smoking flower tonight i got an ounce as a christmas gift i love my friends
>>205904124Your personality is cute and colorful and always makes me laugh
>>205904113>>205904115I hate spiders so fucking much. I almost feel bad about it because if I see a spider it's gotta die.
>>205904125blood sausage is fucking disgusting
>>205904131What strain? If I had a whole ounce I'd roll a big fat blunt and sky rocket my tolerance in one day
>>205904095based
>>205904135he's a boorish pig wdym
>>205904130prove me wrong
>>205904151He's just being silly >>205904150Tranny pedo
>>205904149i don't know what strain it is, but it looks good it's got some purple in iti actually cleaned and got out my glass bong in the first time in years to celebrate, i'm gonna smoke this for awhile then take a bath with music
>>205904095the amount of perversion and rape in japanese media and culture that's just normal over there is wild when you look into it.
>>205904156Burden of proof is on you to prove your argument faggot. Again, you people are unreal.
>>205904135are you a woman?
>>205904181ok >>205904119. Look at who reagan's fed chairman was and who put him there
>>205904184No but I'm cute I guess
>>205904201let him help prepare the charcuterie and reward him for his work
>>205904201my cat goes crazy for the powdered cheese in kraft dinner
>>205904196I see a graph showing Jimmy Carter's a shit President and also a pedo.
>>205904201ngl I had some genoa salami and havarti before I left my apartment today and that stuff was FIRE
I didn't realize my headphones were only half-way plugged in, and because of our thin walls, my brother likely heard me play the full InvaderVie rant.It's 2:00 am, what would this imply?
God I need to move further away again. My family stresses me out so fucking much. It used to be just once a year but lately they come visit several times and it's like I need at least 12 months to not deal with them anymore. Never noticed how bad it was until I finally moved away. So much dysfunction
>>205904023that's the dumbest explanation for the jfk assassination i've seen yet
>the part of the graph where unemployment is dropping during carter's presidency shows he was a shit presidentdamn, I didnt know canadians were so stupid
Gonna go outside to blaze meself in a minute.
hands and feet: coldarmpits: sweaty and coldcoffee: lukewarmheart rate: elevatedanxiety: buildingoh yeah we're starting the day off right
>>205904268>>205904268>>205904268
>>205904267>starting the day off it's 11pm nigga
>>205904270Early cringe gay
>>205904270quit making early
>>205904274my days starts when i wake up and ends when i sleep. time means nothing to me
>>205904119This is literally a middle school retard view of things. I shant be discussing this with you further as you're clearly retarded.
>>205904316>>205904316>>205904316Alternate bake with a not dogshit OP
>>205904293not a wonder that you're having so many issues though
just won a debate with two retards who cant read a graph
>>205904337yup
>>205902639i wish i was him
