QOTT:Were you also lonely with no thread fOR 3 DAYS???>Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.Discords:>OG Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi>clg2 Discord: https://pastebin.com/1ct1Fcag>clg3 Discord: https://pastebin.com/emrpgWM8Previous thread:>>42163750
I have the urge to watch all the scary booger movies that gave me bad dreams as a child. Bait my niece into watching them with me.>The Blob>Return of the Living Dead>Night of the Living Dead 90s
>>42370065I'm hopelessly in love with a bishit who won't shut up about her husbando
>>42374425is she really that hot anon
>>42377272tomcats really only beat on other tomcats, they're usually sweet with humans
>>42377353it's crazy that we're coming up on 5 years of (active) war now. hopefully we're nearing the end
"straight trans people" are just autistic homosexuals
>>42377343well shit, i'm convinced. throwing away my hormones!
>>42377343wtf not old books im melting
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>>42376902Homosexuals are autistic homosexuals
>>42378567nuh uh, im not autistic
Why nobody says a thing about men pretending to be gay to see women changing or women being completely fine with gay men around them and feeling safebut suddenly a trans woman around is just a huge hulking rapist monster? even tho most of them are HSTS or meta attracted AGPs (into men)
>>42378186they want us all to forget about that scene in "i now pronounce you chuck and larry." but we remember, goddamnit. we remember. she was totally fine with it when she thought adam sandler was a gay guy!
>>42378186>but suddenly a trans woman around is just a huge hulking rapist monster
>>42378186>Why nobody says a thing about men pretending to be gay to see women changing or women being completely fine with gay men around them and feeling safe but suddenly a trans woman around is just a huge hulking rapist monster?The social dynamic between gay men and women hit normalization a few decades earlier when the sexual market value of women was in a trough. It also helped that this happened back when we lived in a high-trust society that wasn't yet fucked in the ass by critical theory. Nobody was second guessing motives or deconstructing behaviors in terms of retarded 83 gender spectrum or some obtuse intersectional political identity or rape being a product of power relations rather than sexual desire.Back then, it really was as simple as "oh this guy's gay as shit, so he has no reason to rape me". Now even gay men don't actually get away with this as much as they used to. We've unironically graduated to "this man purposely bump-raped my left tit as a misogynist microaggression and photos of him holding 2 dicks at Folsom doesn't prove otherwise". Jealous and unfuckable feminist roastoids and HR Karens laid this narrative and were permitted to do so because society is a heteronormative ideological clown show, one that revolves around straggots negotiating the sexual market value of female holes. In other words: when the value of access to women is abstractly lower than the cost of being openly/visibly gay, then gay men can enter the female locker room. Since the pussy market is going through an unprecedented bubble, not even being a turbo faggoted AGP gigatroon will permit female locker room access.Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
this boards reads like a broken AI trained on mass shooter manifestos
Why do people keep saying that ftms are shit at giving strap? How do I improve my game so my girl gets what she needs? I have zero experience
>>42378573whiny bottoms who need to be topped. >use lots of lube>find her rhythm
>>42378599>>find her rhythmAs in whether she likes it slow or fast, rough or gentle?
Wdyt about that?What's behind this conduct?Are you lolishoner troon? Because I am
>>42377253fuck off nonce
>>42375366You are not a bad person for your kinks. Don't get too caught up in this negative headspace. Enjoy yourself with consenting parties and leave it at that.
>>42369276mugged if you will
>>42373118That's why I love them actually
what brings the best troonsition outcomes relating to fitness and diet?i am doing lots of lower body workouts and lots of cardio. i also eat lots of protein and food. however, i am still kinda thin. should i continue doing this?>7 months, 65kg, 19 tranny
Relatively heavy squats, romanian deadlifts and bulgarian split squats made my ass and legs pretty big. Also just eat more food to gain weight.
>>42378103i used to cook but now i eat takeout very day so i gain weight>7 monthsmaybe you shouldn't though
just add a shake with full fat milk, WPC, a fuck tonne of cocoa powder and nut butter. strained yoghurt, bananas and some sweetener that isn't going to give you diabeetus like alluose
women are allowed to get clitboners wherever, whenever they want, and nobody cares - but if a man did this, it would provoke an immediate violent + hostile responsereally says a lot about our society!
>>42375586I wish you did!>>42375482lol bullshit, if they can see you get hard they will be upset
clitboners??
>>42376921yes
>>42373319>>42373397
>>42372979it's a direct inverse analogy to the roman trope of the sexually promiscuous stepmother (seneca's "phaedra" is a good example). even the hint of phaedra's impropriety toward her stepson hippolytus, the hint of her "clitboner," is enough to condemn her, just as any desire of an older woman toward a young man was enough to condemn the woman. but this society is utterly uxorious. the bourgeois man perversely loves to be sexually dominated by the woman over whom he exerts legal ownership. this is why we give any young boy who is raped by a woman the "luckiest boy in america" medal. we have exactly the same fear as the romans, of the rapist stepmother, only we have consecrated this rape as holy training, while we have decided that the other kind of age-gapped cishet statuatory rape, a girl by a man, as completely unacceptable. and of course the cishets are unwilling to acknowledge the unity of this concepts bc they would then have to acknowledge that gender and sex-desire are socially conditioned. so it goes
>tfw no trans programmer wife I can worship and keep a clean house, cook, run errands, massage, comfort, please, and generally wait on and shower with love and dotingWhy go on?
well that's me except I forget to shower all the time and I can't even keep my room clean...
>>42376625I can help you keep things clean and get you in the shower
bump
you will find someone i believe in you
Im not a programmer but do similar,analytic stuff for myself and am longing for a housewife
Okay to that one bitch in taipei tagging rave venues with /tttt/ shit on the walls what the fuck is wrong with you why are you spreading our board everywhere you're just as retarded as soicucks and instagram retards posting chudjaks engagement what do you fucking gain from this
Exercise Editionprevious: >>42162119Goal of the thread: Go out for a walk, or try to get any other form of small exercise (walking stairs for 5 mins for example)Daily goals can be repeated. Remember to keep score, it can only go up!>What is this thread for?Getting better is hard, and sucks. A lot. It does not get easier doing it alone.Share resources and experiences with combating depression, anxiety, personal issues, achieving or maintaining a healthy weight, etc.>Why is this thread /lgbt/?Struggles with mental and physical health are an indisputable part of /lgbt/ life, be it from dysphoria, social pressure, heartbreak, or just unfortunate lifestyle choices.>Notes to consider:Please be civil. Shame is your greatest enemy in fighting urges of self abuse (be it sh, drugs, or just self deprecation). Relapsing into bad and unhealthy habits is to be expected, the goal is to increase the average amount of time it takes between relapses. Any improvement is a victory no matter how small. Your worth and right to get better are non-negotiable. And most importantly:WE ARE NOT THERAPISTS, WE DON'T REPLACE MEDICATION>Note on adviceComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42374047Does it matter? just venting.
Finally got the energy to end it all! If I would believe that things would ever get better I should probably put myself in professional care right now. :DBut it's been a decision fora while, as last act of caring about myself. Farewell goobers, nonas and anything inbetweeeeeen, I believe in all of you. :3
>>42377894hey anon, what's up?Are you the one sending virtual hugs every so often?.. why do you feel hopeless?
I forgot to mention I'm like actually openly Bi around people at work now, which is really a relief compared to my last job. Highly recommend it if you're in a safe-ish environment because even if you can't be openly trans, you can at least avoid that aspect of repression.Anyway, I'm gonna mess about with womanmode today because I'll look like a hon but i'll still be happier than manmoding it up>>42377894I hope you're okay. I know the ideation can get bad, but please remember it's an internal enemy, not a helpful voice and whatever is telling you that it is a solution is just trying to deceive you.>>42376678Best of luck Nona, I hope you find all you're looking for.>>42376092Honestly, I wouldn't worry about being "fit enough", early transition or not fully transitioned or whatever makes things harder (I know), but it's not like you have to find someone immediately.It kind of depends on what sort of relationship you're after.
>>42371356>any tricks on tofu?I recommend marinating it if you've got the time and want to prep. You can use plastic bags for refrigeration or any plastic container. Your base should be onions sauce, as the salt content helps draw out moisture while flavoring it. Add spicy sauces, laoganma, sesame seeds/oil, fish sauce, oyster sauce, mirin, vinegar, white pepper, hot pepper/chili, honey, tahini, white or brown sugar as you see fit and like your sauce! If you are using regular ('natural tofu') I recommend either blanching it in salt water for a couple minutes to get a soft and squishy consistency or alternatively covering it in any starch and frying it until crispy. Make sure to cut it into thin slices or small cubes for optimal frying. If you want a meaty umami taste, season your tofu with MSG while marinating or before frying it. Good luck!You can try any of these tips to your heart's content!
Is a dominant and caring partner a good substitute for inadequate parental figures?
no, you will fuck up their life that way
>>42377025I'm sorry.I have nothing better to do and I procrastinate too much.>>42377036Why only theirs
>>42377039>Why only theirsmaybe not only theirs, but definitely theirs at least. one person can't sustainably provide all that affection and support. you might get what you need but nine times out of ten the other person eventually can't keep proxy parenting you. get the good partner AND go to therapy
>>42377009I fuckin hope sot. mtf who can only enjoy sex through cg/l dynamics
>>42377009i love caring for poor transfems who lack the nihilistic optimism i have they say they're hon but they're attractive really
i worry that sometimes people have a hard time taking us seriously
I’m a dumb male brained mtf who’s scared to wear a swimsuit and pretend to be confident when it’s terrifying. You guys don’t actually like wearing swimsuits right? You see pic related and go “THATS what I’ll wear to the party!”?Please bully me. Inform me I’m terminally male brained, no cure. Bonus if you let me know you don’t feel this way, and have never met a woman who has either.>dumb mtf who will wear trunks and a sports bra swimming
this isn't malebrained it's just insecure. you're fine nona go swimming in whatever you want
>>42376403Ever since I got ffs (in 2022) I go to the beach every summer and I do wear a swimsuit.I did go to a beach party in Spain in 2023 too. But those events aren't quite my cup of tea for non-tranny related reasons.Being insecure isn't male-brained wtf are you on about nona? Most people are insecure lol.If you pass well enough, just put the swimsuit on and enjoy life. Heck, even if you don't pass well enough just do it.You only live once. Let the girl swim!
>>42376403I don't understand why tf I wouldn't wear swim shorts and risk being seen as a pervert with a bikini bulge especially if it's the beach and there's kids
>>42376478just go to a nudist beach, then you wont have a bulge so its fine
>>42376403They are all so fat.
You are offered the chance to turn into a cis female. You will also be de-aged to school age and be very pretty.BUT, you will sporadic incontinence. As in, you can hold it just fine most of the time, but once in a while you just pee yourself. It is somewhat tied to anxiety, so it will most likely happen in school rather than when sleepingwould you accept?
>>42377763ok, how aboutyou are guaranteed to have at least one episode of peeing yourself in front of the whole classit might happen more than onceit will persist for life, as in, you get a office job, youre doing an important presentation and you pee yourself in front of the whole boardand it wont be a tiny leak, youre gonna end up standing/kneeling a pool of smelly pissif you try to wear diapers, youre guaranteed at least an episode of them being exposed in front of everyoneso, basically, your new life becomes, sporadically, a cringe piss fetish
>>42377827Can you go to some kind of doctor to get your incontinence verified? Or is this just jerking off scenario logic? Either way i'm diapermoding and finding a techjob that lets me work from home. Problem solved.
>>42377911it is a "the universe will conspire to make it happen" scenario>go to some kind of doctor to get your incontinence verifiedit will just not happen when at the doctor>diapermoding and finding a techjob that lets me work from homeyou will never leak when alonethe one time you get called to office for something (even if they have to fly you to the other side of the world it will happen) you will either pee yourself in front of everyone or a wardrobe malfunction will leave your diaper exposed in front of everyoneno avoiding it
No joke basically lived a version of this as a cis gay boy. It sucked hard, not sure if would have been better being a girl.
>>42372987isn't that just what being a cis woman is like?
i wish a big alien mommy abducted me and force me to transition
>>42377694>why not?see>>42368544 and the posts i made in those chains etc
>>42377700oh you are the 27 year old virgin. god loves you
>>42377740i'm not a virgin, i slept with three different people last year
>>42376947No! I would continue fighting the weeds from the inside of their colony ship.>>42376980That's interesting
>>42371077>godDAMN are you cooking, nonaTy darling :> I'd love feedback of frankly just to hear what turned you on most <3
