How do I *really* get a sexy witch who lives in a cabin in the woods to be my wife?
>>42126195Tell me you don't know the first thing about crystal bitches. For some reason I attract these women and I've grown wise to their ways. Don't talk to me about things I've seen work. Not just with me but watching others do the same. If this is you, this would 1000% work on you so long as you didn't know I was doing it on purpose to get in your pants. You'd chalk it up to fate, will of the universe, spells manifesting, etc.
>>42120938Alright let me lower my standards.How do I get a girl with big boobs who'll cosplay as a witch while I cosplay as an early 15th century french knight?
>>42127359get isekai'd
>>42120938thank you for posting this and reminding me of a BANGER smut trope i gotta write with.
>>42120938Do you live near woods with cabin in it?If not there is yours answer
Im at my limit. I can only be so selfish. The guilt gets to me. People like me do not belong in families. Its another year of i got lots of presents and i got no one anything. I come home with my "haul" of presents, all gifts from people who are only kind to me because they love my mother. Im a parasite of christmas. And im done. Im done with my family. Im done with presents. Im a lonewolf from now on. The focus is on me now. So yea, as a transbian i think christmas is good when you like <25yo. But after that its time to move on. The charade, the parade of familiarity has to end eventually. Ultimately we are all, alone.I also have some prose i wrote yesterday if anyone is interested..
>>42126672>_< THANK YOU
>>42118577christmas is nice when you have people in your life that you're close to and that you love. and it's not when you don't
>>42124744Yes it’s funny
>>42125664This reads like if Murakami was an age regressor and i mean that as a compliment
>>42125664you possess the kind of prose that wins nobel prizes
Ok, I finally did it, guys. After years and years of browsing this board, dressing in private, and longing for more feminine features, I finally took the plunge and started hrt. I’m a lateshit, but whatever. I’m only on day two, but I already can’t wait to take my next dose. What do you guys do in between doses to kill time? I can’t really go out and do anything cuz everything is closed today. How can I be helping my transition along as I wait for the results that come with time?
tgirls are so fucking silly for worrying and being all technical about levels and whatever LMAO just eat a lot of fucking pizza and burgers and shit and you're golden You've got the fat distributions on Merry crimpshus you filthy animals
>>42114266*failed men
>>42125244MORE MORE MOREZAP HER WITH IT AND MAKE HER FATTER
>>42114382>>42115606my penis hard
Did Christmas dinner make your asses fat nonas
dont fall for this shit nonas
Eva Christmas editionqott: were you naughty or nice this year?prev - >>42119301
>>42128687what's the doujin
>>42128675>mentionedno one in here actually fucked a dog holy shit
>>42128686>1kb>actually 2kbwhy is this Yotsuba LYING
>>42128698dawg a single person was saying you're totally correct and you called them scum lawl
>>42128705your mind must be sick to talk about this this often. no normal human has this constantly on the mind you dont see the problem but its because you are abnormal and disgusting in the brainnormies never think about dog fucking
>to the tune of "Loser" by Beck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z1-5wNjMgsOn the board, /lgbt/, I was a posterHornypost king and a Discord lurkerWith the egg-crack memes, scrolling through trap picsSaving each one to a folder labeled ‘Classics’Simp for the trips while typing with one handBio on Discord: I’m a bussy stanAnon’s in /mtf/ calling me sadIt’s not my fault I’m just so down badSomeone came, saying I’m cringe and derangedFor the doomposts and my backpill rageDon't believe everything that you readComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
The forces of “ACK” memes and a Reddit nightmareBan all the TERFs, give the mods a bad scare'Cause one's got a hon tag, and the other's got a flagOne’s a repressor, the other’s just a fagWith the HRT docs and the Blanchard diehardsThe woke Twitter wars and the obsessed retardsShe posted a selfie, HRT glow so cleanGet blocked by the jannies, but I’m still keenYou can't post if you can't relateTrade the clout for the pics, for the thirst, for the hateAnd my time is a vial of E, flowing through a youngshitWho’s choking on the boysmellSöy un cazadorI'm a chaser, baby, so why don't you date me? (Get crazy with the Lupron)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42125832good to see an effort post do u also write for sharty SMV u have a similar writing style to what ive seen
trannies really become misandrists in an attempt to pass/get pussy and use the same arguments TERFs use against trannies against men
>>42127629you're beyond retarded if you think you can argue the men who raped me were actually trannies
>>42127656What were you wearing when you were raped?
>>42127656If you let yourself get raped multiple times that's unironically a personal problem
>>42126916you had me until 'get pussy' like whaaatyou a lesbo i take itcuz like yeah i was all 'i have dick and boys are dumb how hard could it be' but that doesn't make me gaylike just cus you had some bad experience with sausage merchants you switch to fish?i don't think that's how it works
>>42127684Right. Being raped MULTIPLE times? Something tells me that poster is a mentally ill BPDemon tranny who loves fucking abusechads. Theres no way you didnt have it coming at least once.
is my face too masculine?
>>42127555also u should send a side profile. a big part of passing is how big ur eyebrow ridge is
>>42127555hair is half ur looks tho>>42127561ya ur right but theres no one else to ask rly
>>42127620>hair is half ur looks thoof course and you should deff use it to pass but i think having a full view of your face will give you better answers. you dont want to get advice based of off just a bit of ur face.
>>42127670im too ugly to post my face with my hair pulled back and i dont want walk around without my hair covering my face so
>>42127711ur not ugly and its okay to not want to put yourself out there but a side profile would deff helpalso please just ask for advice on reddit nona, ppl here are so mean to black and brown ppl. youll see ppl post here from other poc about how they think theyll never pass because of their race. you are risking getting racial brainworms (the worst brainworms)
well well well
>>42127149will toledo i'm so glad you're finally here
which poonah??
>>42127580
Day 3 without my elixir of faggotry.The female form is starting to look appealing. I hear the murmurings of Christ trying to invite me back into his flock.Out of nowhere, my father called me to say he was proud of me.Trump is starting to make sense.Help me, fagnons. I must find more before I am lost forever.
She never stood a chance.
>>42115693basedyou lefty demons bend over when pisslam does it, now youre gonna bend over for us
>>42126365Nah I'm trying to form a polytheist cult equivalent to the temple of Satan so I can sue over dont say gay or trans as an attack on my religious beliefs.
>>42126293unironically yeah kinda, the chr*stian is obviously just a shitstirrer and you should probably go to someone with more authority to deal with it than play into her game. I don’t really blame the TA tho for assuming Chr*stians were just stupid and not stupid and evil.
>>42126443I suspect you're a plant that right wing assholes will take screenshots of to prove that they're getting discriminated against.>>42125870She clearly got the point across that she disagreed with it, and for christfag reasons. In any case, without the penalty, we're still back above zero.
Alright. I've seen the claim "she admits on video that she didn't read the paper". I am unable to source that video.This is the closest thing I've found, 21 mins in, but it absolutely doesn't say that. https://youtu.be/WMU7RCVlixo?si=FxGMHXBf4Ori0qSrAny of you fucks have an accurate source on this claim?
>boys would like me and date me if I passed
>>42127133>Genuinely demonicYou're fine if you make the Sign of the Cross and recite the Lord's Prayer before you suck a non-disclosing tranny's cock. That way their demon essence is forced to stay in the balls while you enjoy their exorcised cum.
I think being famous for being trans has something more to do with what happened.
>>42127218Nah. I would never have sex with a man and non-disclosure is pure male rapistbrained.
>>42127038She doesn't quite pass. She also looks Indian as well and Indians arent as attractive or as sought after as say, whites or asians are.>>42127077The gender imbalance in China is fucked and porn isnt as easier to get so they're more desperate. Also, what happens when you get a man and he wants to plap you, only to find a cock or worse, an SRS hole?
>>42127465>she doesn't quite pass, noted the guy who adores penises and would literally only fuck a tranny boyhole if he saw a penis to confirm her AMAB nature
I posted earlier about how my coworkers were noticing my voice changing and what to do about it and the best advice I got was to start wearing a mask and explain it away by saying I had long covid but I really don’t like lying like that. I feel like I should just come out to them. the question then becomes when and how I should come out at work. I live in a blue state (California) so I should be fine. the only thing is I don’t know what will change if I come out, I honestly don’t expect them to start using the new name, or maybe only some of them will and it will cause confusion. I also don’t plan to cut my hair or otherwise suddenly change my presentation (the work uniforms are gender neutral anyways so it’s not like I’ve been wearing a woman’s uniform), I’ve just been letting testosterone do its thing, so it’d be more like I’m giving them a heads up that I’ll be masculinizing. or is that fucking stupid and I should wait until I’m asked directly to say anything? and do I just do this individually with every person who comments on my voice? there doesn’t seem to be a way to streamline the process (no coworker groupchat or anything like that) though tbhdesu once I tell one person the word’s bound to get around anyways.I’m only 2 months T and they’re already noticing voice changes and I know it’s only gonna get worse. I’ve had this job for a little over a year and I hopefully want to hang onto it probably until the summer, maybe longer.idk, what do I do?
>>42125402You should do exactly as you were advised in the picrel
Do nothing. It's none of their business anyway.When you femfail, you femfail. Then say something.Or, do as I did - say nothing until you file the paperwork for the name change.t. tranny
>>42125512it would spare me from having to shave once facial hair grows in, or do I wait until that point to say anything? I guess that would be when I femfail. I just don’t want to have to be doing anything that’s actively girlmoding, it feels badI do like your mindset
>>42125402I was in this same situation. I confided in one of my coworkers and she told everyone while I was out recovering from top surgery, that was a surprise but it saved me the trouble LOL. In my opinion there's literally no good options at this point, whatever you end up doing is gonna be awkward because this phase of transition is awkward. Just play it day by day and see what you feel like as you continue to masculinize.If girlmoding really feels bad another option is to start going by a gender neutral nickname, most people will think you're a theyfab but some might start to put two and two together as your voice drops. It can be a bit preferable than continuing to completely pretend to be a woman.
Should she be allowed to say it?https://x.com/beyoncegarden/status/2003635738349543614?s=46
When i first heard her voice I lol’d
>>42124416Transbians ARE biThey just tend to be like weird political lesbians who tolerate AMaBs but only if they're Queer
>>42126465>They just tend to be like weird political lesbians who tolerate AMaBs but only if they're QueerThey are running from their own masculinity, tbqh
>>42122581Based. Where do I acquire a little faggot gf?
>>42123665last i checked there wasnt a 300 page pedophile document about trans women just republicans who went to a child sex slave rape island to fuck kidsid be happy to review your 300 page file. just chatgpt me the source here ackpooloo shalomberg
>fell in love with my friend >she gets a boyfriend >after they break up she immediately starts talking with some guy who's actually an asshole >they stop talking >confess>get politely rejected, stay friends, she says maybe in the future >it's been two years what do I even do at this point I can't even get with anyone else because almost everyone here is homophobic af and to add insult to injury every guy she talks to is just horrible to her and also she's always liking all my texts and sending hearts and stuff but I can't tell if she's just being friendly or not
>>42127438>stay friends, she says maybe in the futureThis meant "I don't want to date you but I don't want you to stop talking to me because I like the attention"
>>42127438Cut her off
>being friends with womenGenuinely what the fuck is the point? Why would I talk to you if im not fucking you? Seems retarded.
>>42127438If it's been two fucking years and you're still crushing on your friend, cut it off. A heartbreak is inevitable. You already confessed, you can't unconfess, and that awkward air hangs over every one of your interactions while you're both pretending it's not. This cannot end well in any timeline. The best you can do is make it so Future You cringes over 2 wasted years instead of 5. Move on. This never ends well.
