>He posts fetish threads and whore threads 24/7 for 13 years straight and he's incapable of describing sex and biology.Go ahead Anon describe sex to Fluttershy. Even Fluttershy is laughing at you. Describe what a cervix is, anon.
>>42549127Rofl, lol and lmao
>>42543134I just don't want to think about it like that.Sometimes ignorance really is preferable. It's just something people do for fun, the science behind it is completely irrelevant when you're 200% horny.
>>42549889Your generation is cooked as you say yourselves.
>>42550051most people that are successful at reproduction know nothing about a vagina besides what their hormones tell them they must do with it. understanding biology doesn't make you a better mate, sorry to disappoint.
>>42543001It's the boundary hole between the vagina and the uterus, and it's painful when hit with a penis
Summer Evening EditionSummer's slowly coming to an end! Are you looking forward to cooler weather or making the most of summer while it's here?Previous Thread: >>42480530
>>42549282dammit, i'm out of candy
>>42549447They're gonna be so disappointed...
>>42549476if they can give me a ride to the store, i'd buy us all some.
Golly, whole lotta new threads today. At least I've got fillies to bump with.
Dying with a Smile EditionLast Thread >>42536349Post Pink. I am no longer asking
>>42544226"Weird Al" Yankovic won
>>42548523These two AMVs that came out recently really awakened something in me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjU3ZLui9Hghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G30UDUH3Gwc
Which was the better movie?
>>42548435Too true
>>42541923>>42541923The 2017 movie is still going to be the best movie for me even if its flawed it was way interesting. ANG didnt do it for me also one of the things that really pisses me off it's fans getting mad over Twilight stealing the seaponies pearl yet Sunny and her bitches think it's a good idea to steal both unicorn a pegasi crystals and when they are caught they dont get into trouble Also it was very dumb the earth crystal was hidden inside the lighthouse this whole time and sunny never bother to check from the beginning
>>42548435Sprout is only motivation is because he is jealous of hitch and hate other horses but they still making look like a joke at least Tempest was more intimidating
I'll just say A New Generation just because I laughed more and it wasn't teased for three years just to be disappointing no matter what.
I, I, I love little coltsThey make me feel so good
You heard her, anon
>>42547880Those who say they won't suck Twi's cock are evil
Futanari faggots are an actual gang of cohesive membership and one of only two successful /d/ gangs.
What about just normal Twilight with a magic hologram penisover her real marecock in a flat chastity cage
>>42549724>/d/And needing to so much as mention them ITT means that >>42549724 loves the d
You do have pony mods on when you play video games, yes?
>>42548733that looks super cool>last update April 2024CMON
>>42548386What >>42548741 said but VS are still massive faggots because half of them main heavy with Betelgueses. It's far more fun when it's TR vs NC.
>>42543500No.
>>42545716>0ADnever played it, just constantly see it whenever I check the reposis it fun?
ponyspenser in tf2 is classic
Could you get away with having your way with the princess of friendship while she sleeps?
>>42550015Not interestedI prefer humble librarians over fancy royalty
She seems like a light sleeper.
Dyx is making breakfast.
>>42548563Not another one of these missed it faggots. If you want to be a part of the glory days then make something filled with passion instead of pissing the bed with tears of anemoia all day, or make a shitty slide thread that wastes everyone's time. Don't do that second one please.
>>42548499UNF
>>42548606Be nice.
>>42548606Sliding EQG threads is a noble pursuit, at least.
>>42547197I'd eat that sausage
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42549209Indeed
Sorry I'm late. I was fucking the human version of fluttershy
>>42549656Is that you Anonstallion?
>>42545690Wait, where did we get a steak?
>>42550043>Celestia can have steaks served to youhmm...
In this general we are discussing every individual scene from MLP:FIM in chronological order.Today we have season 1, episode 1, scene 141.Previous thread: >>42542884>"That's them.">"Pfft. Please. They'd never accept a Pegasus who can't even keep the sky clear for one measly day.">"Hey. I could clear the sky in ten seconds flat."
Long dashieSeriously, though, I love the use of frames like that, which would make the ponies seem more 'bouncy.' I haven't checked, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's yet another detail that got lost as the seasons went on.
>>42547741If only RD had a rifle we would have been saved from a continuation of this shitty set of threads
>>42548139Later seasons still have squash and stretch, I'm pretty sure. That's standard cartoon stuff and the later seasons are still cartoony, they just probably do it a little less due to the tone being more serious.
bumpan
>>42549467
We love older mares
>>42548038Imagine if the roles were reversed
>>42548038Granny might be old but she still want some action!
>>42544881Hags are NOT for sexual.
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.>What's to be expected?Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..>Any archive of photos or stories?Dropbox (Photos):https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0Stories:https://docs.google.com/document/d/18whYJb4xnphRlRtX0PNu8-intT8jiiTGSCzogO5Nj5s/edit?usp=sharing>I'm a contributor.Great! For writers, just notify ̶A̶l̶l̶ ̶N̶i̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶F̶g̶t̶ Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Filler has been skinned to make a cool jacketRIP
>>42549268We can rebuild her. We have the technology.
>>42549453It is too lateShe is already a rug
The filly is going nativeBirdhorse instincts are too strong
>>42550042Next thing you know, she'll be building a nest and laying eggs.
The last thread didn't have any sort of links or anything so I'm making this up myself but post filly!!!! Post filly now!!!https://www.mppp.horse/FAQ handbook thingy: https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1U7lD9XsnWHXBXRtJV4Vczv3h907J9eh8vPZ37GytNho/edit?usp=drivesdkPublic spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/11bJ6pVMgErMSGmyrtxRg6M3lTXF_2-8kvpqu1IoAI5k/htmlview#gid=0-*- Nightmare Moon did nothing wrong -*-
>>42546509Tobedetermined, whatsyouroffer
>>42546895At the rosen. 20? 40?
>>42545142Burn them at the stake!
plushes are GAY
>>42549449no u
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:https://ponepaste.org/10964 - Strangers to the Plain by OrwellRedenbacherhttps://ponepaste.org/11239 - I wish I were Anonstallion and had a cute autistic family by Patch - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/11227 - Daybreaker & Anon by wingedanon - New & Complete!https://ponepaste.org/11309 - An Anonpony Romance by Penname - New!https://ponepaste.org/11288 - Starlight's scary small sister by PlatterCutterhttps://ponepaste.org/11300 - A Compilation of Mama Mare Stories by Mills_Tamias - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/11277 - Always Pay Your Pon-E Dealer by Mills_Tamias - Complete!https://docs.google.com/document/d/13z-VCs2AFogQRrOeBKv4akY1DwSq3vCXtHiInuZFj8o/edit - kasi pona by Atomic Glow - Complete!https://ponepaste.org/11260 - Silver Platter's self reflectionhttps://ponepaste.org/11232 - Rarity's MaidComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Stupid fucking shitpost I stumble upon
>>42549789I don't understand