This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>42384411--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42549826Now Queen Umbra on the other hoof
>>42550104Imagine Anon Stallion being Queen Umbra’s husband unf
>>42543113What a handsome little fella.
>>42550104>>42550353>The yandere queen and the autistic kingThis would turn the realm into a mushroom cloud in one way or another.
>>42550104>>42550353>he's not evil>he just finds her hot>he actually tries to get her to be a bit nicer>doesn't always work>that's what makes it hot>but at least he convinced her to give the slaves a full day of rest>after a year or two>and by arguing that, with rotations of already rested ones to make up for the slack would increase slave productivity and morale>give him another year or two and he'll convince her to not conquer Equestria>maybe he'll argue for conquering the other countries first>then they can encircle Equestria and pincer maneouvre it>....>okay maybe he's becoming a litle evilComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Seeing the Kid Anon thread reminded me of this old general. Is anyone interested in a Jojo Thread?Ever wanted to concentrate your autism by mixing colorful magic horses and high school girls with posing, rock references and bizarre superpowers? Here's your chance to do it vicariously, through characters who totally aren't self-inserts, we swear!Previous Thread: >>41218470 Featured Story: https://ponepaste.org/10210Story archive: https://pastebin.com/k1qPevEUhttps://ponepaste.org/user/StarAnonThread archives:https://pastebin.com/SxCJQpr7Use Poneb.in to access old pastes
Oh shit, these threads are back? About a year ago I started writing a really autistic JJBA/FIM crossover green. It was pretty poorly thought-out and the threads kept dying, but the story stuck around in my brain, and after getting a few more ideas for it I started work on rewriting it as a proper fic. Haven't gotten very far since I've never really written anything bigger than random bullshit greens before, but if these threads are still around I'll post chapters here whenever I finish my editing death spiral and work up the courage to publish.
>>42548794if the trailer and the cast is good, yes
>>42550686Wait, really?! holy shit, Anon, the hype is through the roof. That green was my favorite. If your planning on putting it in Fimfiction, then I'd favorite it in a heartbeat.
>>42550686We're trying to come back
>>42542862based jotaro
Spoiled Rich thread? Post more of this milf
>>42549535Training for sex with human men
>>42549610Agreed.
>>42545858She's more sultry than cute.
>>42547096
>>42549535Unf
Would you fuck this slut?!
>>42548394I plead the fifth
>>42548394she knows how to suck a teat dry so she could probably do the same with my cock
>>42548394>rape
>>42548394yes.
>>42549254The shit taste.
>"How could you let my thread die Anon! Don't you want to buy some apples?"
Blue Archive moment
So, the /jdb/ thread is gone. Can we stay here?>>42550217So, time for headpats and "oh my gotou"?
>>42550294Make another one
>>42550501What a cutie
Can we get another cosplay thread going?
>>>/trash/
>>42550333Nice
Previous thread: >>42355387/moon/day Thread OP template: https://ponepaste.org/10858/moon/day Story Archive: https://ponepaste.org/10731Lunar Tunes Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPZFLrezW19x4msWO-HIuHvjwdWSfiVdc Equestria Project (meditation/lucid dreaming guide): https://pastebin.com/3mQfmH24 (embed) (embed)old /moon/day story archive: https://poneb.in/He5X50m6Humanizations of Princess Luna and others have a dedicated thread - post them there. Keep it pony (aside from inclusions of Anonymous in pics).Ongoing Stories:"Demons & Nightmares", by Durr0694: https://ponepaste.org/10564"Luna's Little Adventure", by Fireopal: https://ponepaste.org/11240Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Goodnight moonfrens.
>>42549519I hope you have a plush of her, moonfren. I tried sleeping with the Symbiote one but the hard wings made it, well, hard.
>>42550504Goodnight Moonyponut
>>42499321any moonfrens up?
>>42550937Boop
It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42549820like me wanting to pick up a fight with a pony for retarded reasons but she holds me back
>>42549820restrained by having her sleeping body on top of me
>>42549235everything she said? is true
>>42549235>The mouse padKek
>>42550097That's a good way.
Previous thread: >>42526453Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42526453>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
pets pls
Pony does not fit through the doggy door.
Poner is for carry.Multi-purpose horsey assistant.Very portable.
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.Also, when /r/equesting, try to provide a reference image, to make it easier for drawfags to fulfill your request.- Don't spam or bump your requests.- IGNORE THE SHITPOSTERS/ATTENTIONWHORES.- Don't respond to the spam. Just report and hide it and move on.Previous Thread: >>42492685The OP header image and all other images from the previous Draw Threads can be found in the>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -https://www.dropbox.com/sh/uf9h5jtinwpmrcg/AADgtt_AtxoWr3F4ujcmndoda?dl=0QUICK LINKS>Draw Thread Information -https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FxmLbR13L08G4JudtjpSkAPn-WjcTGgh7sie3XSadUIComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
requesting Dash in a headlock
requesting mares at the zoo
thread's just kind of in freefall isn't it
>>42550173that's what happens when you refuse to draw Nyx
>>42550637Why would I draw inferior Nightmare Moon?
post Harshwhinny
>>42546132stockings unf
>>42549364nice ass
>>42549364UNF
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Last Thread>>42516418Archived threads:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/%2Fjdb%2F/>What is this thread about?A place to talk about humanized/EG fillies>Why /jdb/?Based on the very first threads with greens that opened with "Hey anon, just dropped by">Some pastas:https://ponepaste.org/6155 - For Whom the Bell Tollshttps://ponepaste.org/9645 - Love GamesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42550820so sportical!!
That's meant to be the 1930 World Cup ball by the way
>>42550834what do the laces do
>>42550820You just know filly Dash would refuse to wear shoes no matter what..
>>42550834Why? We're in the 20s no? Even though it doesn't feel as roaring as the last one.
Dying with a Smile EditionLast Thread >>42536349Post Pink. I am no longer asking
>>42544481>It's difficult not to like the pony with bubbly outgoing personality, well maybe she's overwhelming for someShe makes me cringe because she's too much like me
Now with more water.>What?Modded vintage story server with colorful horses.>When?Within the next day or so, still sorting out the modlist and world config.>Where?WINDOWSInstaller: https://cdn.vintagestory.at/gamefiles/stable/vs_install_win-x64_1.20.12.exeCrack: https://u.pone.rs/wlrpwrof.zipInstall and put crack in game folderLINUXGame: https://archive.org/details/game-vintage-story-linuxDownload and run>Version?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
what will fluttershy think when i wake up tomarrow morning and turn all of the offspring of this buni orgy into paper
>>42549653the game isn't complicated at all, it's as wide as an ocean but shallower than a puddle
frozen over
>>42550941You're thinking of minecraft. This has some depth and nuance but it's not that intrincate.
>>42551086minecraft doesn't either. but at least minecraft has total overhaul mods, which do add more. this doesn't. there is no depth, no nuance to anything. it's click hold this, click hold that so you can click hold another thing. this has no thaumcraft, no redpower, nothing.
Previous thread >>42512451IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiEActive list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX Master list (new and improved!): https://ponepaste.org/11293Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7gStories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY>rope's HD remastered thread archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0>If a pastebin link is broken you can copy the string at the end of the url of a poneb.in link so pastebin.com/mVG33ERX becomes https://poneb.in/mVG33ERX>PiE Corner>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy PiE image archives: http://derpy.me/PiE_PicturesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42549836They probably have it, but there's none on Canterlot, and where would you anchor it all? >>42548215>I think if someone could knock Celestia unconscious, there'd be a decent chance that more than half the administrative center of the state gets washed away.The spells involved are surely longer-lasting than that, and there's probably a unicorn maintenance corps that refreshes the spell supports regularly, especially since the unicorn population's not raising the sun and moon anymore ever since the princesses started to do it. It's probably the case that if disaster was coming, you'd have a week or so to evacuate before the spells started to pop and thing began to buckle.
>>42550118
>>42550123Any supports are probably made of Adamantine, the metal they made toe doors to Tartarus out of
>>42550837NO ONE KEKS LIKE GASTON
