she forgives you because she's a good religious mare
Upsies
>>42877390Well, we know how the movement felt about the disabled, but I suppose Derpy gets a (Arier)pass because she's so cute.
>>42878217
Anything goes! (Some rules apply, see below)This thread is for anyone to drop in and post whatever's on your mind right now,Just about anything goes, so feel free to share your thoughts on an episode (or a tiny detail in one) or a character; share, review and discuss pieces of fan content you've just saw, declare who best pony is, describe what you dreamt last night, and ask whatever you've been wondering about. Try to keep it pony related.All sorts of ideas, thoughts and questions are welcome, from the brief to the in-depth, especially ones that don't really fit elsewhere at the moment but also don't warrant their own thread either.Talk to each other! You'll find that sometimes asking further questions and bouncing ideas off one another can let a small thought blossom into something greater.However, please respect the following: Refrain from posting about drama (IRL and online ones), political shit, baiting and starting/participating in shitflinging/ angry shouting matches. Also try and keep it low on moral and legal arguments, they never go anywhere.Previous >>42827539
Janny seems to be getting a bit loose on what's considered off-topic threads now, after I saw the video game one stay up I created the sleeping one to check if such a obvious off-topic thread not related to the show (the applejack sleeping image is to see if janny still deletes them even with a image related the board) and it's still up.
>>42878912With a board topic as nebulous as 'ponies', talking about dreaming about ponies or sleeping with ponies (in the actual sleep sense, you pervert) is a perfectly valid topic. It's "/mlp/ - Pony", not "/mlp/ - Doomed CYOAs and Impenetrable Schizophrenic Circle Jerks That Could Have Been an Email"
>>42878445That's a fantastic idea for another time.
>>42878932it's not about ponies in the sleep sense it's about "How did you sleep?" Very much off-topic and I did make this thread month(s) ago and it got deleted but it's still up now
>>42878969Nope. There's all kinds of things you can do with that topic. It implies more than the opening words exclusively say. It could even just be a thread of posting pictures of sleeping poners and that's still on-topic. A simple OP is allowed.
Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time againWelcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread!Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long! Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this boardSchedule of events and deadlines:Oct 11th-31st: Signup doc went live. Confirmation emails sent out.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups closed. NO EXCEPTIONS.Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments were given out. Card assignments are out too!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42878926Department of Goverment Efficiency hard at work I see
>>42878265I definitely understand, those shifts do sound brutal. I’m looking forward to it! >>42878466That is peanut, he is a reference to the iconic peanut doll that was gifted a few years back! They are all the OC’s of the great people that make this event happen! Pony Claus, Cardslut, Kiwi and the previous shark that started this all Santa Pone! Here’s the full image if anypony wants it too.>>42878545I’m really glad you like all of it!
>>42878926The Postal across the pond isn't that much better, Ive send my package two weeks ago with tracking, and the package has yet to arrive and all I get from tracking is "the package is somewhere on the system, dunno where"
>>42878466That is some deep lore and has Peanut appeared yet this year?
>>42878715KINO! SO MUCH KINO
If Anonmare gets pregnant, is it gayer to carry a son or a daughter?Previous thread: >>42691388Greens:https://ponepaste.org/11227https://ponepaste.org/11309https://ponepaste.org/11239https://ponepaste.org/11575
>>42878571Your dad has an annoying voice, you're going to be effectively useless for a decade at least, uhhhh, I got nothing honestly. You'll miss out on the show? Spitballing anonmare concepts, the stallion thread has a bunch of characters and ideas we need some too
>>42878627Anonmare but you're a rape baby?
>>42878627Nah if we're gonna be fucking up canon families for new characters, go whole hog.Anon is a little bastard? Great, now it's literal. Meet Ever After, bastard daughter of Cadance and Shining, and the reason they had to get married before Twilight even knew they were dating.They have no idea why she's green- even the wacky laws pony genetics seem to run on say there shouldn't be any green in that family, but every possible test confirms she's their kid.
>>42878668Cadance getting imprisoned and beaten during the wedding episode made the baby come out a little retarded, but due to Shining's magic surge at the end the baby would become so retarded it loops back around to precocious genius
Would you?
>>42876421is that EQG?
that's literally a dog
>>42878115it's not from G5 so its not dog by default
>>42876421SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER, WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALEBREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN, IF YOU WISH TO PREVAILTHIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME, HARPOONS THRUST IN THE SKYAIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW, AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE
>>42876421unf
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Celestia, the Barbarian!ITT: The woes of inbreeding, good HiE remains elusive, it's okay to do the most awful things imaginable if you feel bad about it afterwards, the moon, shitpost summaries, unintentional troon comedy, Celestia manipulates events so Anon never reincarnates in Equestria, gigaslut virgins, pone vidya, raising your brother's rapebaby, you need a doctorate to fuck horses, getting triggered, anon learns about women's degeneracy, the signs of SS&E's faggotry, so much SEEEEEEEX, Twimom, I must mention genitals in my comfy SoL story, PaaL just ain't worth it, Holiday writing, pony migration, Rarity is a terrible mom, and a 47k long Terminator crossover.>/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubThe one hundred and forty third books are Tower of the Fallen Star and Succession:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/2432/school-dazeIf (You) want to participate, read up to and including "Chapter 7: Mad World" by December 14th.Past bookclubs: https://ponepaste.org/11255>Recommended stories:Tired of authors crossing over a dozen IPs? Fed up with downer shipping? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png (embed)>Common fic abbreviations used by the thread:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42878725That's puberty for you.
>>42878664>will save you from the consequences of enslaving a species that's actually better than your ownTheir fault for designing them that way.
>>42878664>no amount of safeguards will save you from the consequences of enslaving a species that's actually better than your ownI can think of several historical examples of this past present and future no I will not say what they are.>>42878725> I say that having spent many of my teenager years on a futanari forum.w h a th a t wa t w at w h a
I just finished a story of two thousand and some words about Queen Chrysalis falling over herself:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/582238/2/tall-tales-of-the-one-true-queen-and-her-many-children/gravid-gravitationsHow are you guys lately?
>>42876650This story had a pretty good first chapter but got worse as the story progressed. Link, Zelda, and ganondorf initially started off fairly well characterized but drifted into Mary sue schlock. Also the author for some reason has this fixation about “muh racism bad and illogical” that is presented in a smarmy self righteous manner as is it’s obvious when it adds nothing to the story and in fact waters down and detracts from the main plot point centered abound the three tribes as the heartwarming myth plays out and the main characters with their story being interwoven into that. It doesn’t even make sense to frame it like that since that’s not how it was framed in canon nor were the ponies depicted as seeing it that way. To be honest the first chapter works fairly well as a standalone Zelda one shot fic. If you just read it as if it’s that and not read the rest of the story you will probably find it more enjoyable.
Can we get an edit thread going?
>>42876894Nice.
>>42876894>sleepoverbros are eating good!ponks is about to inhale that last slice of pizza, though
>>42878240We can share it. Even if I have to suck the taste from her tounge.
>>42878961And one without the sticker.
>"You want some Nonny?"
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>>42837616I love chocolate. >>42837625I see no reason to be cruel just because she's XX chromosomed.
>>42837616Only if its been up your ass you dumb pink bitch.
Previous Thread: >>42774989https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42774989Discuss:>Work on any pony and/or tech related projects (You) are working on or learnt about recently.>Post (You)r pony themed technology (desktops/rices, papes, new devices, software ponies)>What software and technology do (You) use? (Email, Git, OSes, Messaging, Monero, etc...)
>>42877783>"Post" buttonSUBMITIT"S SUMBIT
Anyone using some gallery software to manage family photos/videos?I need something retard proof for my mom. We have about 900GB of that sutff in random folders (she says she has a system but she doesn't have any)I've been looking into Stash which looks alright so far, but might as well ask here if anyone tried to solve anything similar
>>42878612Do you want something on the computer or to serve as a service your family photos?If the second, have a look at "Copyparty" [https://github.com/9001/copyparty]
>>42878612I'd strongly suggest you narrow down the exact problem with current state of things that you're trying to solve. Off top of my head I could throw a few solutions at you, such as Immich, PhotoPrism, just storing files in folders on your home PC, but you will waste time testing them without knowing they're not the best fit for your problem.>she says she has a system but she doesn't have anyMaybe she does? Does she express any issues with her "system"? If not, I'd just figure out decent backup solution and call it a day.People can have quite different approaches to photos, I bet ponies too.
>>42878641>>42878867I just made the mistake of using the reply box to write my long and detailed reply after which I hit escape by mistake so I'm going to scream into pillow now and reply again tomorrow because it's late. However all things suggested look good and I thank you
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>>42876535>the very next scene
>>42873944why ask questions if you don't want to know the answer?
>pg 10
>"Do you like my new bikini Anon?"
>>42877002The face of denying you an orgasm for a month before removing your shackles
Discuss vidya and play with fellow horsefuckers.Pony vidya, pony mods and related videogame discussion are also encouraged, any type or genre of videogame is welcome.If you want to play a certain game with /mlp/ don't hesitate to ask. People might just join and play with you. Don't be afraid to add each other. Who knows, maybe (You) will start up a new staple group?More importantly, have fun!Vidya's played last thread: Age of Mythology Retold, Age of Empires 2 DE, Barotrauma, Deep Rock Galactic, Equestria at War, Golf With Your Friends, Minecraft, Megaspell, Left 4 Dead 2, Rust, Sven Coop, War Thunder, Borderlands 2, Lethal Company, Mindustry, Truck Simulator, Empire at War, Pony Kart DS, Among Us, Halo, UT2004Vidya's played before: Black Ops 3 Zombies, Killing Floor 1 and 2, OpenTTD, PAYDAY 2, Project Zomboid, Satisfactory, SCP: Containment Breach Multiplayer, SRB2Kart, Tabletop Simulator, Terraria, Vintage Story.Previous thread: >>42717396
>>42878261New world but also archive the old one and make it downloadable somewhere maybeAlso add guns (or crossbows) I NEED my shooters back
>>42878587>New world but also archive the old one and make it downloadable somewhere maybeWell it'd be a 30GB download, but I'll see what I can do, can probably throw it on a webserver tho download will be kinda slow.If anyone still knows the pony preservation project guys and if they'd be willing to host it, I'd be happy to upload it.I can definitely hold on to it on my end for now.>Also add guns (or crossbows) I NEED my shooters backProvided they're not totally broken with kemono still, that'd be doable.
>>42878937>mod to play videos in gamelink?
>>42878937>tamers
Make Your Mark episode playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUnS6VWqJBabxZiK1PO70G7bHKlCfXTtpTell Your Tale episode playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUnS6VWqJBaZqq_emLdwdCwU7O7RDEyxWPony Life:https://mega.nz/folder/Ji5VkAwY#BYzHARWDjj-djo8e4WTsnQYouTube Playlist of pony shortshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXV9Mb7egjF3LS1ZJYqDdI6JNzFM3o7oMy Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria, Vol. 1Download link https://www.mediafire.com/file/j76lgbbq1nibrrj/MLP_The_Manga_Vol_1_HD.rar/fileGet a physical copy https://sevenseasentertainment.com/books/my-little-pony-the-manga-a-day-in-the-life-of-equestria-vol-1/My Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria Vol. 2Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42877811I swear to you that I have never been cool in my life.
>>42878117BRO I BELIEVE IN YOU DOE
>>42877323Alright
can we have a thread about bootleg mares
>>42875240
>>42877860Fluttershy
>>42878769more like fluttertree
>>42878774
Pleae
>>42877556Princess of the Comfy Sleep
>>42876648>>42877321>>42877556Now I sneed an edit of every scene Celestia appears, but she's just laying on the floor casually defeated
