*trots*
Lmao nice try
Wait Zecora let me tell you something
>>42878558I don't have much time. But I have information that will prov
>>42879296shut the fuck up you annoying ass barbiefag I wasn't talking to you
Freedom for Ziggas? Not today.
This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>42794417--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879535>The sheer amount of magic emanating from the ruins makes your teeth hurt>And an odd sense of... longing>Regret?>You've never explored the castle - beyond some scraps of civilization fully devoured by time and nature, it's pretty much the only hint that Ponykind ever actually settled in the Everfree>Making it pretty much the most obvious place ponies might go to look for people squatting in the Forest, aside from the Zebra>And her one-in-a-million luck finding a perfectly hollowed out living tree to dwell in>Still>Even if the other nests don't set you on edge, there's still the matter of them resonating with magic>Do they use magic to sustain themselves? Does the ambient mana perhaps make them duplicate?>And if either of those aren't accurate, then what draws them to such areas in the first place?>You start to wonder>This forest, this 'unnatural aberration' is over a millennium old>What if you weren't the first magic-obsessed hermit to squat in it?>Shit, you're not even the only one doing that right nowComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879523i'm retarded i meant with this anons advice >>42879439
i like to imagine that natty anon has severe deja vu whenever he walks around certain landmarks in the Everfreesuch as the castle of the sisters
>>42879535Break some apple branches and graft them onto timberwolves
>>42879540The growing lore on this is fucking awesome
Squashed by Mods >>42719202Gobbled up >>>>42618254Writers, artists, and critiques are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/3112Threadly pollhttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyphttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyphttps://strawpoll.com/QrgewQKdRyp
>>42877982It's whatever pony I feel like
>>42878681I'm sure you wouldn't mind either way, little anon.
>>42878987I'd rather Braeburn smother me with his ponut but I'll take hooves
>>42874499Why not
>chatting with macro Luna ai>Enter her mouth >Suddenly goes all nightmare moonI'm scared but unf
Grounding Techniques EditionPrevious thread >>42792557IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiEActive list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERXMaster list (new and improved!): https://ponepaste.org/11293Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7gStories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY>rope's HD remastered thread archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0>If a pastebin link is broken you can copy the string at the end of the url of a poneb.in link so pastebin.com/mVG33ERX (embed) becomes https://poneb.in/mVG33ERX>PiE Corner>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNyPiE image archives: http://derpy.me/PiE_PicturesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42879197Maybe cows donate their bodies. Or it could be goat or sheep.
>>42879197Neighbors.
>>42879197Dogs can live on a plant-based diet provided you stuff 'em with supplements too, but Rarity has a cat, and they are obligate carnivores. Somebody has to produce meat, or at least import it from Griffon country.
>>42879105they sold the thing to a ((publisher))>>42879210Anon, Appuls have pigs
>>42879754Yea but the story says steak, and you normally only really hear red meat referred to as steak, so I figured it wouldn't be pig or chicken. Goat and sheep just seem like the most likely source of acceptable red meat to me.
Fallout Equestria is an MLP fan fiction that you can read here:> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/fallout-equestriaFallout Equestria: The Official Audiobook can be found here:> https://foeaudiobook.itch.io/littlepipTwo VersionsVoice of Littlepip - single narrator - out nowWasteland Echoes - audio play version - out nowConverse and share images about the books, games, animations, write greentexts and more!It has spurred the creation of many spinoff stories, with some of the most popular being listed below :Project Horizons> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/fallout-equestria-project-horizonsHeroesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42878256>So you have chosen death...
>>42878253Is that from the new comic?
She's a total clusterfuck, but I still can't stop liking her.
>>42879593Yes. https://rule34.art/comics/fallout_equestria_chain_reaction_2?language_content_entity=en&lang=en#
she forgives you because she's a good religious mare
>>42873867Neat tank
>>42876594On the third day of Hearthswarming my waifu gave to me:Three dead French,Two Panzerfausts,And a zigger hanging from a big tree!
>>42873931Is this a picture from Marefair?
PomcrobaticsPrevious thread: >>42717473/ourlobby/: LeafConsole release is here! (Nintendo Switch, Sony Playstation 4 and Playstation 5, Microsoft Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psdeHoARfYM========= Events =========Game got acquired by a new publisher (again), hope shelved since they're focusing on something that might succeed instead.Check the thread for possible events (it could happen!)========================>Steam page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/574980/Thems_Fightin_Herds/>Patch Notes: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=574980Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42878497dang that's a cute tian
Guess who has returned. Only checking up to see how hopeless you all are.
>>42879350I dream about Nidra's fat butt
>>42879539my dad?
>>42879546
MPreg EditionTamers Official Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@Tamers12345MLPTamers Archive: https://www.tamersarchive.com/Music used in Tamers MLP videos playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Et4oZMbjz9W7YFRLu45w2?pi=dxGSpbnnSEKZ3Tamers MLP Character Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-character-tier-list-18696727Tamers Episode Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-episodes-movies-tier-list-18696727Tamers MLP Relationship Tier List Maker: https://tiermaker.com/create/tamers12345-mlp-relationship-tier-list-18696727Latest /mlp/ Episode/Movie/Trailer: https://youtu.be/7UOX2Oh4yiY?si=c1jI0vURg61zDFRuPrevious Thread: >>42870993
>>42879615I mean he could do what any retard could, and considering he comes from a schizo father and an autistic father it really comes in handy.
>>42879617He would totally say that.With this crackship I really like the idea of #13420 having a one sided crush with the whitest kid she can find. Just like her mom. I find it kinda funny. Parcel Core solving a rubik cube so fast also means he's a fucking nerd so he meets all her standards.
>Flawless and Arinos are in their room about to play Rated M games like Splinter Cell and Dead or Alive>they have to kick #13420 and Parcel Core out of the room after playing Marvel vs. Capcom 3 with them because their parents told them they didn't want them being exposed to violent video gamesYou already know that's the sibling dynamic.
>>42879632Everything is canon.
kek what a bottom
>>42878055>>42878038Glad there's still some sense and nonbot posters on this cambodian basketweaving chinese booru.>>42878009>>42877988>>42877849Rarityfags your lips open and around my Chad cock. NOW. A Rarityfag's mouth's place is around Chad's cock for sucking not for talking. Also give me suggestions for which text font, size, color to use, what images to use and how to reduce the filesize of this 3.07 MB file back to 1.41MB BEFORE I post it to Derpibooru.YES I am going to post this on Derpibooru just like I did with my Virgin S2 vs Stacy S1 Luna chart.
>>42878991>>42878647Well what is it then?
>>42878182Thank you for defending my waifu's honor, but never speak to her ever again
>>42879692Your waifu should feel honored for VogelGod to speak to her.
>>42879692Don't worry. He's not the type of lawyer to sleep with his clients ... because Pinkie and Fluttershy are his least liked main characters. So it's actually funny that he's defending yelllow over white when he had nothing but good things to say about Rarity's character.
>>42879764I can’t imagine anything more pathetic than knowing some namefag’s favorite pony rankings. I’m just going to assume you’re him and pretending not to be because that’s less embarrassing.
Choose the starters for Equestria's handegg team, /mlp/. just don't think too hard about the implications of magic. or flight.
>>42879557>sweetie belle as tight endBut... but she's tiny.
>>42879563that's what makes it so tightscrappy! sneaky athletic! high football IQ!
>>42879650Oh. I see now.
I object to Rarity being a quarterback she would shriek and be a turnover factory the moment she see the stitching or something
>>42879751that's a pretty retarded reason, but I agree that she'd be a better SS with her playstyle as a highly aggressive ball hawk and run stuffer
>>42781977Get a room, you two!
>>42878649under the mistletoe :D
>>42877673this one's cute
>>42872474cute. are the clothes referencing something?
Do you dread the idea of ponies flaunting their 'special talents'?Do you feel certain talents suit other ponies better?Do you want your pony to go back to a time in their life where fate was uncharted ground?Or do you just not like butt tattoos?THIS IS THE THREAD FOR YOU!Once we clean those cutiemarks off you'll wonder how you ever lived with them. Blank flank not your style? We tackle replacements too. Just post your pony, their dream cutiemark, and we'll handle the rest . For a limited time belly button removal, and human ass correction will be taken care of as well./cmr/ will not be held responsible for any loss of snowpity, and/or sandbumpy.
>>42877960>>42877906>>42876416Foolish nonpony.The spark we talk about isn’t something external that can be given or taken away. It has always existed within you. It cannot be removed because it was never separate from you in the first place.What changes is not the spark itself, but your awareness of it. When you realize it, it seems to “appear”-but that appearance is only a symbol, a visualization, not the source.A cutie mark is just a name and an image: a banner representing what already exists. You can live your talent, express your identity, and act in alignment with who you are without ever seeing or naming that symbol. The symbol doesn’t create the truth; it points to it.The real cutie mark is internal. It’s your inherent nature, your drive, your talent-present whether you acknowledge it or not.Have you learned nothing from the lesson of the Heart of the Cards?The power was never in the card. It was always in you.
>>42879573vocaroo.com/1oHodh5vYKpRA cutie mark is far more than a mere symbol or identifier-it is the distilled essence of a pony’s very being. It is not simply a reflection of a talent or hobby, nor a role assigned by society. Instead, it stands as an intricate, immutable emblem of individuality, representing a pony’s soul, heritage, and identity in a way that is both deeply personal and profoundly abstract.This mark is a tapestry of meaning, weaving together culture, ancestry, character, and spirit. It is a flag of individuality, a coat of arms that each pony bears proudly. Like a fingerprint unique to the self, it cannot be replicated or erased. In its permanence, as confirmed in Call of the Cutie, the cutie mark becomes a lifelong affirmation of one’s unique narrative-a sacred banner of identity and self-discovery.To reduce such a profound symbol to a mere vocational label, as some later depictions in Cutie Pox or Magical Mystery Cure attempt, is to strip it of its true magnificence. A cutie mark is not a job or an obligation; it is a timeless reflection of the harmony between body, mind, and soul. To trivialize its meaning is to misunderstand its transcendent role in expressing individuality and purpose.Scientifically, one might liken it to a unique genetic code, an expression of existence so layered and intricate that it defies reductive interpretation. Emotionally, it is a beacon-a radiant testament to the miracle of identity and the wonder of self-expression.Let the cutie mark remain untouched, its beauty unblemished and its meaning untarnished. To honor the cutie mark is to honor the sacred, irreplaceable essence of the individual. It is a celebration of the complexities that define us, a crystallized symbol of the infinite beauty of the soul. Let it forever stand as the brilliant coat of arms it was always meant to be-a shining flag of the heart, unfurled in the winds of life. A true snowflake essence known colloquially as snowpity.
>>42879573So I should remove the snowpities as well?
>>42879592That's practically removing the pony, you're saying you're removing the DNA itself. You aren't even realizing what these words mean, do you?
>>42879611Yes, you're too smart for me, I kneel.I still need to continue my blank flank thread, pls don't smite me, God.
>big brands still using MLP to shitpost in the year 2026-1Brings a tear to my eye
>>42878813he's based but not right enough for my tastes
>>42878861>Association Footballwhen the fuck people started calling soccer "association football"? Sounds weirdt. believe that soccer is real football
>>42879708>when the fuck people started calling soccer "association football"?Anon... the reason soccer exists as a nickname is because people were saying they were playing with Football Association rules.
>normie kicks round ball into goal>normie kicks less round ball into goal
>>42879760Here, this'll make you feel better.
This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion.Previous thread:>>42576758Topics discussed:>Starlight loves you and wants (you) to have sex with her>cuddle all 5 Glimmies at the same time!>filly Glim deserved a better friend>It's not a phase it was a phase>what if Glim met the chudmare herself>Glimmy cares for the marginalized>National coffee day is Glimmy's favorite day!>Starlight was destined for princessdom>General Secretary Starlight GlimmerComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
The glimmerchrist
cute
>>42878630The burden of being best pony facing persecution from jealous waifufags.
"All Clean!" editionWelcome back! No promises on it lasting to 500, but let's enjoy it while it's here.Wiki: http://nst.wikia.com/wiki/NST_WikiaOld pastebin of /nst/ greentext stories (most are dead): replace pastebin.com with poneb.inhttp://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5Poneb.in keeps the URLs the same apart from that.https://poneb.in/u5REjNtL BoringLighthttps://poneb.in/m6uAQbne CrusaderLighthttps://iwiftp.yerf.org/Pony/Fan-fiction/Greentext%20collection%20May%202018/green_May_2018/JeffMango/BoringLight_u5REjNtL.txtComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42877438Now this is a classic
beep
>>42878848beep beep i'm a sheepi said beep beep i'm a sheep
>>42877862I hate this poor excuze of an inside joke.
>>42879137goated animation
