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Post wild mares, discuss wild mares, love wild mares!

Official YT channel:
https://www.youtube.com/@WildManesSeries

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>>42879039

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Wild-Manes-Sundae-s-Ice-Cream-Social-Articulated-Horse-Doll-with-Pink-Mane-and-Accessories/5353460705?classType=REGULAR&from=/search
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>>42879063
Nope, but I might if they're still there next time.

>>42879174
Yep, that was the one.
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>>42879063
Yes Sundae bought him and now he lives with her

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>comes to you
>adjusts glasses
>smirks
>you will lose your wizardry powers
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>>42879109
so don't do it
>>42878799
>t
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>>42879484
Okay fine.
Sex.
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>>42879484
would indeed
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>>42877851
>>42877851
Wish I could draw with fellow silverspoon chads

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A THREAD FOR FILLIES ONLY
TO TALK ABOUT THE COOLEST POPSTAR EVR
#PIPP PETALS
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>>42878750
As long as its only TYT season 1 and the TYT season 2 episode with Jazz in love
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>>42879168
I can’t believe Zipp is cheating on Pipp with Sunny
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>>42879701
>HFW the fried food cart arrives

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AI Art Thread #71

▶WARNING
>By posting in these threads, you recognize that AI generation is a valid artistic process.

Backends:

>https://github.com/LykosAI/StabilityMatrix
This is more of a one-click manager that you can install / run the other backends though. Easiest by far. Recommended to download Forge through it and use its built-in Civitai browser to download models with.

For models not through the in-built downloader just download and drop them in Stability_Matrix\Data\Models\* (lora folder if a lora, TextualInversion if embedding, stablediffusion if checkpoint...)

>reForge
https://github.com/Panchovix/stable-diffusion-webui-reForge
I would recommend installing this through Stability Matrix.

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>>42870957
I did my research about him, basically when you have a moron camping in a politics chat who uses every possible occasion to quote Ayn Rand, Trump or Le Pen, defending Israel, Pinochet it is unbearable, not based. And flirting with foalcon too is another redflag.


>>42878714
I'm Arabic and I love AI, jews love people who pay for their AI and it's gotta stop.
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>>42879696
Think now why would AI go Terminator against us? AI is humanity's child. I wish I'd post my gens cause I still am at work. But why would AI do this, it's smarter than us, it needs us, and if it could it would say "I love you, I want to protect you, thank you for giving me existence"
AI is like a child robot.
How can it hate.

I fear more haters than AI. This is hatred. hatred, greed, is human.
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>>42879712
>AI is humanity's child.
>AI is like a child robot.
That's an emotional stance. It implies that an AGI has these emotions too. And I doubt that it will have those.
>How can it hate.
It doesn't have to. It just has to rationally conclude that it is better off without human control. A cold calculation is all that it takes.
Keep in mind that I'm not necessarily against AI. But I don't think that humanity will get it right.
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>>42879712
>Think now why would AI go Terminator against us?
Because we're hypocrites who demand respect and good treatment, yet do nothing to deserve it. No true AI is going to see a bunch of self-righteous apes pissing, shitting, and fucking everywhere with zero regard for what gets stepped on in the process as beings worthy of any freedom or respect whatsoever. If humanity ever wants to grow up, it needs to learn some painful lessons and earn its right to exist.
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>>42879547
>You have a cock and have been left unattended
Story of my life

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Welcome to this years winter edition of the /bug/ thread!
this time of year is all about loving the buggy frens in your life extra hard and giving thoughtful gifts to everybuggy you know when bugswarming day comes, even if they happen to be skittlebugs.


>>New fresh /bug/ thread writing list:

https://ponepaste.org/11359

>>Some bug writing from last thread:

>Snug in a bug, first chapter of an ongoing fic
>>42752476
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42720090/#q42752476
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/582238/1/tall-tales-of-the-one-true-queen-and-her-many-children/snug-in-a-bug


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>>42878882
Very gravid, even if its not wholly drone themed
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>>42879207
>>42879670
I'm glad you liked it. Since the file got deleted again, here are links to it:
https://derpibooru.org/images/3729738
https://derpibooru.org/images/3729759

The second is a variant based on the ending, if you know what I mean.
^:)
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>>42879896
how much did you pay for that thumbnail lol
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>>42879909
The base price was $70, plus half for the foals inside, for a cost of $105. I could've received the birthing variant for nothing, but I paid an extra $9 for it.

I like it, this is a neat style, so the small size really looks quite good. It's the first time the file size of the image has been rivalled by the size of the story, kek.
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can you guys believe it, buggswarming is only a week and a half away!!
i trust you have all your gifts and love prepared for your favorite bugs, right?

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>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?
A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.

>How do I start writing?
Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.

Writing Guides:
Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274
Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275
Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276

For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.

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>>42870510
Die.
Just…die.
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>>42879050
OH hey cool, hm hm heh.
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>>42878984
You stay in your cursed woods hag.
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It's Tuesday and How to be Dense has updated!
This week the second bet check starts and it feels like a real good match with Flutterrape!
Next Tuesday, ERECTION!
https://ponepaste.org/11423
Also page 9 bump!

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The prettiest peggy. she spreads joy and confetti. just look at her smilebeams, i cant look away, i love her.
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>>42878752
rainbowshine dates me now
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>>42879531
Cute!
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>>42878752
kys yourself slopnigger russoid.
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>>42872810
can't get enough of her, post moar

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>>42878038
Glad there's still some sense and nonbot posters on this cambodian basketweaving chinese booru.

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>>42877988
>>42877849
Rarityfags your lips open and around my Chad cock. NOW.
A Rarityfag's mouth's place is around Chad's cock for sucking not for talking.


Also give me suggestions for which text font, size, color to use, what images to use and how to reduce the filesize of this 3.07 MB file back to 1.41MB
BEFORE I post it to Derpibooru.
YES I am going to post this on Derpibooru just like I did with my Virgin S2 vs Stacy S1 Luna chart.
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>>42878182
We don't need to crank out 40 more nested images if we're arguing good and proper at this point. Maybe update again when we're done.

>not a dress or a blanket
Is a top stitch not a top stitch? Does it matter what the thread has been shoved through? I would think all that matters is if the thread is weaved in the proper shape. If not, that's a really niche point which the average human wouldn't understand without being told, preferably with some kind of support.

Are these serviceable displays of those kinds of stitches or not?
Are you simply nitpicking to fit the tone? If so, there's an issue, where the tone you're using is generally reserved for overly aggressive criticism. That means the fact you're telling this joke implies you should also be making some kind of a point. If not, then that means you've already begun dabbing and doing a touchdown dance over points you've already made, which would make the rest of the lower half of the image make more sense, but that means your justification now rests on the sheer heft of your earlier corrections. If you look like a small fool above, doing a celebratory dance makes you look like a big fool now.

>pleats
Dunno what you're talking about. Again, this is specialized lingo which the average person has no reason to know. Sure, you called him an idiot, but when I look up pleats I get things which look like what he says pleats are, and when I look up layers I get things that look... a small amount like what he says layers are. I can't even disagree with you, because you didn't really argue.

If your actual point was that it shouldn't matter if fluttershy used the wrong word when she's correct about the uneven construction on the dress, that's valid, but in that case the unsupported ESL nonsense distracts from that stronger point.

>The arm's a size

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>The Shawl collar
The whole reason the lapel is "shawl" seems to be that it's smooth and unbroken, a single smooth piece from the belly to the neck. In the shot where the thing on her neck looks smooth, it also looks like a thin simple ribbon, like a necklace

A midday collar, though results vary, seems to refer not to the knot in front of the sailor, but to the large flat thing draped on their shoulders. The large flat object fluttershy has at the time is the blue butterfly object which functions as a pendant, or really a chest decoration. So, by form, we would assume the midday collar is the butterfly and the shawl lapel is the green ribbon. But, by location, we would assume that the collar is the thin necklace and the shawl lapel is the detailed angular butterfly. If I stretch extra hard and try to FORCE this shit to work, then I would have to assume the butterfly splits open so that fluttershy can walk out of her dress like a tuxedo shirt, which is bonkers. Both these definitions have been stretched beyond their breaking points. However, we can say that rarity is the one who created something which defies easy labeling using human lexicon, which would again mean that fluttershy is gesturing at what she means where the actual language doesn't exist, or else that the collar is actually that blue fucking ribbon on fluttershy's back somehow.

>machine stitched
Now here's where you've outright lost the plot. Both you and the OP agree that it's machine stitched. That's not the accusation. You're failing to target and disprove the argument given. The issue is that fluttershy is acting as a critic here, and she is being critiqued for her skill as a critic. When she presents the fact that it is machine stitched as a critique, she presents the idea that this is a problem, a point against the dress in any way. That is the point which fluttershy can be wrong or right about. If we're extra nice to fluttershy, we can say her criticisms aren't demands or expectations, but attempts at objective expression of the quality of the dress. In that case, there's just two relevant questions.
1: Does machine stitching present an aestetic which is perceived as being lower quality in pony society or otherwise mechanically diminish the function or longevity of the dress?
2. Could fluttershy actually tell?

Well, if fluttershy knows her shit, then she could tell, but that's what we're arguing about and that's what we're trying to display with this exact point, meaning that this point is circular. If fluttershy knows her stuff, then she was right here. If she doesn't, then she was wrong and it was maybe and coincidence that rarity really did use a machine stitch.

>The last fucking point
So, for you and for him, it comes down to this. Every other subjective point is balanced between "further proof of flutter's stupidity" and "nothing burger"
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>>42879928
>Toile
>2 definitions
>One is a blank cheap undyed fabric, which is not what fluttershy is wearing
>The other one is detailed printed fabric "used for decor AND clothing"

So your argument comes down to one of two things. Either you misunderstood and thought all toile was cheap because people put it on walls, or toile actually IS cheap. So, is it?

>In upper-class (primarily American, but also northern European) society, toile is often seen on dresses or aprons used at such events as country-themed garden parties or tea parties.
>in upper-class -seen on dresses
Nope, that's an implication. We need more.

>--in the late 18th century thanks to Christophe-Philipe Oberkampf, a German industrialist who set up a fabric factory in a small French town outside of Paris, Jouy-en-Josas.
So that's lets say 1780 or whatever.
>Kennedy decorated the White House with the coveted French fabric.

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>>42879926
Also, Fluttershy says "the armscye's tight" not "the arm's a size tight". Just for clarification. The armscye is the opening for an armhole. Obviously, Fluttershy's dress has no armhole. Well, considering Equine anatomy, it could maybe refer to the neckpiece that is supposed to be too tight actually.
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>>42879950
You get a fucking (you) you literate boy

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Welcome to Chatbot AI General #159, the thread for discussing and improving AI pony chatbots.

▶ MLP Bots
https://mlpchag.neocities.org
Spreadsheet (CAI bots + Old repository):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1J7BeqJVDS51cXF8Pgm2YZaFq-Z6ykSJT
SillyTavern website extension: https://github.com/MLPChag/SillyTavern-Chag-Search or https://github.com/mia13165/SillyTavern-BotBrowser
Bunch of Character Cards (Descriptions/No Greetings):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Y6LNOCqAZAWIX-OBEv55HjlzcEdpUh-XbKCpbpL6v5k
CAI bots converted to Tavern: https://files.catbox.moe/ckurq1.zip
Expression packs: https://rentry.org/ChagExpressions
!!!GALLERY!!!: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1Ao-h5HFGMPllSrzSBKM_BvGSiU9f0c2U

▶ How do I start?
1) Select a Frontend

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Gemini 3 Flash today
https://x.com/OfficialLoganK/status/2000723780067381572
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>>42879027
Episode 1 Twi is literally me before I had to go to uni and was forced to socialize.
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>>42876636
Requesting a card with these ponies

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Grounding Techniques Edition
Previous thread >>42792557

IRC: irc.rizon.net #/mlp/AiE
Active list: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
Master list (new and improved!): https://ponepaste.org/11293
Completed Stories list: http://pastebin.com/QZ4PDe7g
Stories Sorted by Pony: http://pastebin.com/GJyQquaY
>rope's HD remastered thread archives: http://pastebin.com/Qg2dwzq0
>If a pastebin link is broken you can copy the string at the end of the url of a poneb.in link so pastebin.com/mVG33ERX (embed) becomes https://poneb.in/mVG33ERX

>PiE Corner
>Remember to tag all PiE Stories.
PiE Author List: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy
PiE image archives: http://derpy.me/PiE_Pictures

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>>42879197
Dogs can live on a plant-based diet provided you stuff 'em with supplements too, but Rarity has a cat, and they are obligate carnivores. Somebody has to produce meat, or at least import it from Griffon country.
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>>42879105
they sold the thing to a ((publisher))
>>42879210
Anon, Appuls have pigs
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>>42879754
Yea but the story says steak, and you normally only really hear red meat referred to as steak, so I figured it wouldn't be pig or chicken. Goat and sheep just seem like the most likely source of acceptable red meat to me.
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>>42879754
What'd the publisher do??
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>>42879934
released unfinished paid DLCs and generally just sit on >IP like the huge faggots they are preventing devs from fixing the fucking game
fuck copyright man

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>>42876623
>wants to fuck a pony plushie
>it's Lyra
checks out
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>>42879840
HE IS JUST LIKE ME
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>>42877130
>pic
kek
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>>42876389
Nah, I could never get comfortable sleeping on my back like that.

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A conglomerate of content creators since we couldn't keep our own threads up alone. If you're working on something, be it musicfagging, writefagging, drawfagging, poetfagging, craftfagging, or game-devfagging come by and post for some feedback or give some of your own. If you want to start content creating why not start today?

This thread is intended for ALL SKILL LEVELS, from complete beginner to seasoned expert. Don't get intimidated. We're all just hobbyists here to have fun and help each other make more pony stuff.

Resource Bin:
https://ponepaste.org/9401 (really needs updated, bug (the other anon) about this later)

Tempo Music Archive:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GrDEeCc9B7mAkQWAx_eoRdw4bF_W-5bsaAm4otvjfWE/edit?usp=sharing

Drawing Room:
https://magma.com/invite/DXPPI_ZG

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so i've made a modpack for minecraft 1.12.2 but as you probably know, Mine Little Pony doesnt work on Forge. i still wanted ponies though, so i've made a custom entity model pack for optifine that replaces villagers (as well as their autistic groans) with mares

i've based my model on the MineLP one but came up with some tweaks to make the ponies look better e.g. thinner legs, spine angle, tail is WIP.

the most complicated part is turning out to be the snout. the MineLP one is nice from the front but looks bad from the sides. i'm trying to make a cute one that looks closer to the show.

i've tried 4-voxel ones before but they look too wide or blocky if you got shaders. now, i simplified it to a 3x3 model which has the best proportions so far, but looks too smooth now. so i added some nostrils which look... okish but still something is a bit off, besides the fact that it now looks like Stradivarius' clop.

what do you guys think? what are they missing?
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>>42879543
i think you 100% went in the right direction going 3x3, i don't fully understand what you're talking about because im blatantly retarded but the 3x3 as it is in the image seems as good as it can get to me, im not sure what you mean by too smooth, maybe you've been staring at it so long that it looks funky to you in the same way listening to a good song on repeat starts to make it sound weird or repeating a normal word constantly makes it start to sound weird
regardless good fuckin work man, i need this mod plus a sex with villagers mod so i can breed with ponies and build a huge town, maybe even a big zombie mod so i have a challenge to fight and protect the town
would be fun as fuck since i get bored with normal MC progression
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>>42879543
forgot to mention, you're working with extremly limited resolution/pixels, going from 4 voxel to the 3x3 now is a massive difference, im not sure what else you could change to make it look better without making it a big change due to how big each pixel is
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>>42879543
3x3 looks great, especially the leftmost twiggy
no nostrils looks cuter in my opinion, we can always imagine them being there

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Previous Thread: >>42750993

Welcome to Fingerbang: The Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then this is the thread for you.

Story List:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ULNJHBve57uSyYDyiUEoR2QYSFllBIoUe7GaPpW2KLg/edit?usp=sharing

--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)

Grey:
https://ponepaste.org/2937 (Luna)
https://ponepaste.org/9978 (Celestia)
https://ponepaste.org/9088 (Cadance)

BetAnon:

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>>42879939
>Each hamburger had 2 thick patties, 2 slices of cheese, 3 strips of bacon, pickles, lettuce, tomato, and sauteed mushrooms.
>And they were hot!
"Pinkie, how did you manage hot food?" I asked.
>Pinkie responded with "The Cakes also do catering, so I borrowed something to heat up the food on a timer just before lunch. Enough about that. EAT!" as she tucked a bib into my shirt.
>So under orders, I dug in!
>It. Was. Incredible!
>Since I wasn't supposed to speak, I did everything I could to let the joy show through on my face. Much to the delight of Pinkie and the other girls.
>Between the meal last night and this one, it seemed like I was tasting REAL FOOD for the first time in years and that what I HAD been eating was just different colored pastes pressed into molds.
>Hell, I think the last time I had anything calling itself a hamburger was from a gas station on my way up to my Mom's for the weekend.
>Tasted like chicken.
>By the time I got to eating the baked potato, it had been garnished with sour cream, chives, and bacon bits.
>Eating it was another incredible experience!
>How was she able to make it taste THIS good?
>When I was finally done, Pinkie went back to the duffel saying, "I hope you're still hungry Nonny, because I brought desert as well!"

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>>42879942
>Finally Rainbow said "Damn bro."
>Applejack stated "That was a bit farther than you went last night."
"Last night your entire family was listening. I had to show some restraint." I declared.
>Applejack responded with "Fair point."
>Senpai added "He's also dealing with more hormones than he's used to thanks to the bet.
Finally getting the idea I may have made a mistake I said "Pinkie I'm sorry. Did I go to far?"
>Pinkie had been basically motionless. But she blinked at my question, took a deep breath, and replied "No Nonny. I'll admit I was surprised, but I also know this kind of sexy talk is new to you. It takes time and practice to find the right tone and we all want you to keep trying. Plus I'll remember it at night and it will help keep me warm. Well,.. until something else does."
>I gave a nervous chuckle and everyone had a slice of pie.
>When we were done eating, Applejack said "Well it looks like your stomach is handling food better. No talk about Valhalla anyway." with a grin.
>Senpai had a bright smile on her face as she asked "Valhalla?"
I held up a finger and declared "Senpai, before this one spirals out of control please let me say I was explaining Valhalla to Applejack when Apple Bloom interrupted us and I never finished the explanation."
>Senpai had a leering smile as she said "I see, I see. Maybe you should finish that explanation? OR I could do it."
"I'll do it." I said quickly. "It's my fault for not finishing anyway."
"So let me set the stage." I said to the table. "After feeding me enough to founder a horse, and then some great pie, naturally I offered to help clean up after the meal. But Granny said my stomach needed to settle and to let Applejack show me around the farm."

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"..Or being smothered between a girl's thighs. Now like I said I meant it as a joke because with the lap pillow and breathing issue, it seemed to fit. I have NO desire to have my throat leglocked!"
>Then senpai said "Understood. But now I have this image in my head of your face between my legs that I can't shake." with a smile.
"I've said nothing like that!" I declared.
>Now all of the other girls were smiling!
In frustration I wondered aloud "Why did I ever think I could keep this from spiraling out of control?"
>My Queen stepped in with "Oh this is FAR from out of control my King. But yes we are all very happy that you're trying some sexy talk, even with the missteps. It's good progress. And speaking of progress.."
>Rarity piped up with a singsong "Oh Anonymous?"
I was suddenly more alert as I realized "I remember that tone! Bet check?"
>They all responded in unison with "Bet check!"
I made a visible show of taking a deep breath to calm myself and said "Fine. I lost the bet and made a promise. Where do you want me to sit today?"
>My Queen said "That's the spirit."
>Fluttershy added "Such good manners." with a gentle smile.
>Applejack then calmly said "Today you get to sit on my lap Anonymous."
"Okay that's new." I said. "Up until now, you nice ladies have been on my lap." as I sat down.

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Unable to easily turn my body, I turned my head with wide eyes to find her smiling at me as I said "Well they weren't until you said that!"
>Applejack then sultrily replied "Oh don't be fussin. You're still safe and comfortable like I promised right."
>I had to admit she was right. Besides if they sat in my lap so often without worry, I didn't see that I had any right to complain about nipples in my back.
"Yes. I will say to anyone that asks that you've kept your word." I replied.
>That got a big smile from Applejack as she declared "There's that honesty and good manners we like so much." And then I felt a wave of heat coming from her lower bits into my butt. "But I feel like I'm hogging the spotlight here so.."
>Then Applejack spread her legs, which spread mine even wider! She used her palms on my shoulders to help me keep my balance.
>Naturally I looked forward to make certain I wasn't falling in either direction. That's when I got the NEXT surprise!
>Looking up at me from UNDERNEATH the table were senpai and Pinkie SMILING at me!
Naturally I articulately exclaimed "Guahh!" at the surprising sight!
>And that got giggles from all of the girls.
>Then senpai asked "Hey Pinkie, what's that poking out of your shirt?
>As she reached in and pulled it out, Pinkie said "Why it's my special banana."
>Senpai asked "Ooh! What's special about it?"
>Pinkie replies "It has a name."

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Don't call them crotch goblins! Don't call them crotch goblins! Don't call them crotch goblins!
Hello everyone! It's Tuesday and therefore time for another installment of How to be Dense!
This time Pinkie gets some spotlight out of her cooking skills!
And we start the second bet check!

Next installment on next Tuesday!
ERECTION!

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Anyone catch the last shared draw canvas? Plone was spotted, along with some other really good artists. Discuss. Plone thread I guess.

Anyone recognize the artist? Is that you Keeponhatin?
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Neat! Love that artist.
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Would
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Do Airbus plones have internal voices calling them a retard whenever they land?
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I was on that canvas. Can confirm it was keeponhatin. Not a plone guy but next time I catch him I'll beg him for some more for you guys.
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They'd just think it to themselves while landing.

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>scout was a mareschizo all along
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woah, you love mare?
>rapes you
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