>Hey Sunset remember that big dumb jerk who keeps calling us “Poochie” and saying how much he hates us? I found him! I chased him down and I tied him up, then bonked him on the head. Hes unconscious right there. Now we can get revenge for all the cruel, terrible things he says or thinks about us! Whadda you say? It’ll be so much fun, we might even get an apology out of him.
>>42944307why would you do that to Sunburst
>>42944307Glimmer would do this. She's psychotic enough for it.
>>42944307>one day you’re peacefully shitposting about a character you hate and the way you enter is Equestria is they personally pluck you from home How mad would you be?
>>42944331very aroused
Post blue spandex shorts girl.Previous Thread: >>42820272
>>42942040I wanna cum in her hair
she sit
>>42914151this thread needs more ponytail dashie
>>42934860true
>>42943029on dildo?
Previous thread: >>42831822Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42831822Happy new year edition!>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJtComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42942856who are you and where did you get this image?
Stallions should be cute and cuddly
>>42942495>ESL-kun.Nice projection considering "Has isn't" you just spoke.
>>42943025>considering "Has isn't" you just spokeyou isn't has speaking good either yes
>>42943025>The head shape the show has is not canon. There's nothing wrong with that sentence at all.
>>42944001Nice n' round.
Merry Christmas! Also Sonata thread
>>42940825>"Under the sea, you say?"
bump
>>42940603Why would you want a girl on meds?
>>42942129Depending on the meds, they have the best sex. Just, you know, watch out for everything else they do on them.
I love my blue fishy retarded bimbo wife
previous thread: >>42927078requests welcome as always
>>42943495You can always leave.
>>42943495Leagues better than clop horsefuckery yes
>>42944293Disagree, but the whining about AI is amusing. They just don't want to accept that their time is up. It's like a petulant child stamping his foot going "I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!"
>>42944314>Generic slop is the future Grim
>>42944319Since $20 YCH scribbles were the past, not so much.
Fallout Equestria is an MLP fan fiction that you can read here:> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/119190/fallout-equestriaFallout Equestria: The Official Audiobook can be found here:> https://foeaudiobook.itch.io/littlepipTwo VersionsVoice of Littlepip - single narrator - out nowWasteland Echoes - audio play version - out nowConverse and share images about the books, games, animations, write greentexts and more!It has spurred the creation of many spinoff stories, with some of the most popular being listed below :Project Horizons> https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/fallout-equestria-project-horizonsHeroesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42942887Murky is explicitly paired with Unity in the fic, the Protege shippers are all fans
>>42943110>Murky is explicitly paired with UnityHe literally gets more physical with protege and actively explicitly tells her to fuck off lmao
>>42943110>Murky is explicitly paired with Unity in the ficHow does that even work? Unity is a clusterfuck of a being that's dominated by Trixie.
>>42943242Kinda based, but also gay.
I know I wouldI don't know if I could
>Hey buddy you didn’t hear this from me but here goes: Applejack totally has a crush on you. Yep thats right good ol’ honest, stoic Applejack won’t say it outright but shes into you. In fact if you were to rush over to Sweet Apple Acres, pick her up and give her a passionate smooch on the lips right now, she would ask you to marry her tomorrow. You can trust me, were friends after all and I would never lead you astray. I just want you both to be happy.
>>42944010If you're able to exist in a world that fundamentally runs on magic then you probably have become magical, yeah. I do enjoy the occasional story that suggests humans wouldn't be magical but that's not the common interpretation.
>>42943962RD's wing bone fracture was not comical, and yet it completely healed in a week. It is x10 regeneration rate compared to humans. Not quite superpower-level, but 1000% is no joke.
>>42944019At this point are you even human? You're just human-shaped alien a-la Time Lord from DW.
>>42944028Well yeah, that's an interesting question to ask. We don't know how their world works, it likely operates on inherently different physics than ours so could you even exist there or would you just die immediately?
>>42944024Twilight was put in a wheelchair and had anvils and pianos dropped on her and within the same day, she was running from a hydra like nothing happened. Injuries just seem to be plot dependent.
>>42943073That expression is so cute!
HAPPY HEARTH'S WARMING AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!!Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time again!Welcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread!Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long!Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this boardHorsemas Day is CLOSED!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42943529Nah that sounds wholesome as fuck, just as long as the scans dont include dox or personal notes that were explicitly only for you, that sounds really nice.
>>42942352Great arts Anon and good luck on your journey.
Hey Big Iron, have you received any card from me yet? I'm hoping it didn't get lost or sent to the wrong person.
>>42943536Works on console and everything! https://gamebanana.com/mods/480382
Cookie Kiln, I ordered another dome, which should actually be the right size this time. Amazon says it should arrive on Tuesday
Make Your Mark episode playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUnS6VWqJBabxZiK1PO70G7bHKlCfXTtpTell Your Tale episode playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUnS6VWqJBaZqq_emLdwdCwU7O7RDEyxWPony Life:https://mega.nz/folder/Ji5VkAwY#BYzHARWDjj-djo8e4WTsnQYouTube Playlist of pony shortshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXV9Mb7egjF3LS1ZJYqDdI6JNzFM3o7oMy Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria, Vol. 1Download link https://www.mediafire.com/file/j76lgbbq1nibrrj/MLP_The_Manga_Vol_1_HD.rar/fileGet a physical copy https://sevenseasentertainment.com/books/my-little-pony-the-manga-a-day-in-the-life-of-equestria-vol-1/My Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria Vol. 2Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>You will never watch ponies on Poob
>Today is Houseplant Appreciation DayWow! Plant.
>>42943090I need me some of those dainty colts.
>>42943665Can Trixie even keep a cactus
>Theres no such thing as a good human.
>>42941917>emergency taco bell meat is mad that i get to snuggle the warm sun princess at night and he doesnt>mad jelly that my little hoof spiders make the mares wink>too tall too stronk for little mad horses>now out of my way bucket hat, i need to hit the kitchen for some protien
>>42942771Look, those Pinkie clones were REALLY annoying
>>42943737Yeah but she chose to murder them all
>>42943720Shit
>>42943720>>42944320it can be also a robot thing, reject the flesh and embrace the robotic future
POST LINKIESSHE IS NOT STINKY
>>42943637
>>42944145>>42944175Cute!
>>42944145>>42944175STINKY LINKY NOT WELCOME
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.Also, when /r/equesting, try to provide a reference image, to make it easier for drawfags to fulfill your request.- Don't spam or bump your requests.- IGNORE THE SHITPOSTERS/ATTENTIONWHORES.- Don't respond to the spam. Just report and hide it and move on.Previous Thread: >>42849711The OP header image and all other images from the previous Draw Threads can be found in the>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -https://www.dropbox.com/sh/uf9h5jtinwpmrcg/AADgtt_AtxoWr3F4ujcmndoda?dl=0QUICK LINKS>Draw Thread Information -https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FxmLbR13L08G4JudtjpSkAPn-WjcTGgh7sie3XSadUIComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42943262No i mean im requesting something, not drawing something
>>42943306Oh my bad
>>42938308Well she’s pumped
Off 10
>>42887676moondancer for you, anon...
>Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
>>42944063I like ponies and the alternative sites to discuss them on are so much worse than this place.
>>42944063I check daily to see if there's news on the franchise, then I stay to read the interesting threads and occasionally argue with anons.Also FiM is a show which I feel particularly nostalgic for, and this is one of the last places retaining the essence of how those days were. The internet I grew up with has long gone, and this board is like a blanket to me.
>>42944063I'm still trying to find a reason to live. Haven't found one in the past year, so I've made myself a promise. If I don't find any in the next I'm ending it all. There is no reason to keep living if the only reason to do so is fear of death. That's just delaying the inevitable while you logically know things are only going to get worse and worse.
>>42944289I hope you find it. As long as you don't stop believing in mares, you'll eventually find a reason to live.
>>42944104This
