This is the ideal Anonpony. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.All Anonstallion/Anoncolt stories and art welcome.PREVIOUS THREAD>>42794417--Recent Writefags-- (pastebin.com can be swapped with poneb.in if necessary)InkSlinger:https://ponepaste.org/10833 - Alone Together (Mayor Mare, Twilight Sparkle, Derpy)https://ponepaste.org/10758 - The New Prince (Princess Celestia)https://ponepaste.org/10582 - The Promotion (R63 Shining Armor)https://ponepaste.org/10448 - Just One More (Fluttershy)https://ponepaste.org/10125 - Momlight Sparkle (Meanlight)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42874667Actually really like the merging of these concepts! Having anon appear in Equestria post princess disappearance and believing it was up to him to uphold the timeline from the show he remembers only for the bombshell if him actually being in an au and directly related to the two sisters is amazing
>>42875365It does sorta bypass the Mary Sue concern i guess? He wasnt just a nobody who achieved this he was always an alicorn
>>42875451I'd say it makes it worse. At the very least a grand adventure to justify that power is *implied*. It messes up the balance to get rid of that.
>>42875523Personally I don't see it. It would appear when Anon reappeared, he still had to set forth and gain all of his current power. The only thing that really changes is that instead of the typical Anonymous Rex format of story, he is now related to the two sisters, and some point in history was potentially powerful, although that is a bit of a moot point since present anon has no recollection, and was still required to gain his power back through trail, error and determination.
>>42875215Good to hear you're alive Anon! Get well soon and rest as long as you need.
It's up 2 u editionTHREAD OF PONY PAST IF U WANT, OK:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42667053/>What is this general?NEET/Misfit Pone is a thread for ponies who despite their best efforts (or in some cases complete lack thereof) struggle to fit in with the rest of society.>What sort of stories can you expect to find here?• Slice of life stuff.• Lots of odd cute ponies becoming the waifu stories.• Lots of being the cute oddball pony stories.• A few NEET-recovery stories.• A lot of smut, if you're into that.• Lots of ponies to get you started with a variety of personalities and quirks. Don't like one of them? Give another NEET a try!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>10
Me too, poner.Me too.
>>42875050God I miss being a neet
>>42875050Yeah, that whole keeping a roof over your head and food on your table thing can be a real drag sometimes.
>>42875200
MISS /MLP/ 2025 WINNER EDITIONPrevious thread: >>42803930Post ponk, love ponk, cherish ponk, forfeit all mortal possessions to ponk
>"Man, I cannot lose my job right now. I-I’m still paying off that painting I bought."
>>42874739if you're cold she's cold, let her in
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42874629>"'Baby boy'?">Anon chucks an open bottle of water at the mare>The body paint washes off immediately, the blue smearing into the familiar buttery yellow>"God dammit, Fluttershy!"
>>42874631>"RAINBOW DASH WE'VE BEEN EXPOSED!">Fluttershy awkwardly tries to fly off from your window while a blue flash exits your underwear drawer.>Along with most of your underwear.
>>42874635She steals your underwear for two reasons.>she likes the smell>she hopes it forces you to walk around with fewer/no layers of clothing onYou notice that Rarity's price for replacing it has crept steadily upwards.
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Post gay horses
>>42872785>intense eye contactCute and canon
>>42874872
>>42875052nice huggies from the princess!
>>42862724Underrated pair.
Even with all your plans and your special ability http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random the Mane Six still defeated you with the power of friendship. How did the battle go and will you let the ponies reform you?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Life-Force_Absorptionneat
>>42872961https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Vacuum_MagicLike a decent final boss fight in a PS2 game. I'd pretend to be reformed while corrupting ponies and planning my comeback behind their flanks
>>42872961https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sound_EmbodimentI'd be REEEEEEEing at them the whole fight. I will let them, but I'm afraid the REEEEEing won't be stopping even then.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hair_WeaponryMy best bet is to team up with Mane-Iac.
>>42872961https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Elemental_Rope_CreationHm... Boring. I'll surrender.
This is a thread for all things Starlight Glimmer. Post pics, greens and discussion.Previous thread:>>42576758Topics discussed:>Starlight loves you and wants (you) to have sex with her>cuddle all 5 Glimmies at the same time!>filly Glim deserved a better friend>It's not a phase it was a phase>what if Glim met the chudmare herself>Glimmy cares for the marginalized>National coffee day is Glimmy's favorite day!>Starlight was destined for princessdom>General Secretary Starlight GlimmerComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42865174>glimmy discovers anon's fetish
>>42872040Seconding this
>>42874963What?
>>42875115I wanna scoop her up from behind and smother her in smooches
There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mareClumsy mare keeps falling off of things, so you have to keep an eye on her.Old thread: >>42825130Ongoing greens:Shape Your Home by PoneGreenhttps://ponepaste.org/477 (Part 1)https://ponepaste.org/478 (Part 2)https://ponepaste.org/479 (Part 3)https://ponepaste.org/480 (Part 4)https://ponepaste.org/4581 (Part 5)https://ponepaste.org/8319 (Part 6)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42874749>professionallyHow do you do that?
Ponytail mare.
>>42875062Well, you dress sharp and look imposing.
>>42841164>There is nothing more pure than the love between man and a mareEven if moralists consider such love as a nightmare
>'If there's one thing I hate, it's the noise, noise, noise!' Thought The Sparkle >'Those mares, all down there in pairs, raising merriment with their men...again.'>'It's balderdash, nonsense, tomfoolery! Why don't I get an assigned Chuck Woolery?!'>'Hear me ponies and hear me well! Til I get a man to plunge my maregina, you can all go to Hell!'
Yearning Edition Previous Edition: >>42783116 Fauster's Story Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1XiJRe1NWl_kIoWsHssZ27BMV7bZAe1jgX59-dWggYkA/ Uh-hmmm's Prompt Archives: https://ponepaste.org/1046 Have a broken Pastebin link? Replace pastebin.com with poneb.in Remember: not to save anything of value on Pastebin ignore all attempts at early new threads Thread question: What hobbies would you like to share with mares?
>>42875059Her mom pumps her hoof in victory.
>Be me>Need my RGRE fix>Thread is kil>Venture onto /d/>Find matriarchy thread>They've only recently come to the same conclusions that have been a staple of RGRE since nearly its inceptionIt's like seeing a tribesman figure out how to make a clay pot
>>42875498What's their role reversal/gfd like, haven't been there since big long.
>>42875498What enlightenment have they discovered?
>>42875507It gets mixed in with a lot of other unrelated degeneracy, but it's not all that different from ours beyond the lack of pony. Though, they don't have the aspect of Anon swimming against the current, it's played much more straight.>>42875524They've realized herds make sense in an RGR world and that women outnumbering men also fits.
Previous Thread: >>42731786/mlp/ Gmares Server!Server status: https://www.battlemetrics.com/servers/gmod/24205952Server Video Archive: https://pony.tube/c/mlpgmodserverarchive/videosTo play on the server you need to install Garry's Mod.(For Linux users please check the "LINUX Guide")LINUX Guide: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=33325216721.Enable the 64 bit Chromium Beta (which improves performance and allows extra features such as the media player to work.)Steam > Library > Garry's Mod > Betas > Beta Participation > x86-64-Chromium + 64-bit binaries2.Subscribe to the addon collection.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>missed gmares uptime because I was with irl friendsit’s over..see you fags on Sunday
2 on marebox
You mares up for a new years group pic this year?
>>42875157Yea
>>42875103Amber cute
post your mare stares, especially rare stares
>>42856603holy fuck this one actually made me really nervous to look atfuck bros is this what waifufags feel?
>>42841508g4 surprise please
>>42871942
>>42875546
Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already that time againWelcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025 GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread!Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend a few months being a little less awful than we usually are.>How’s this thing work?Read the FAQ!The short form:Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out!Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long! Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this boardSchedule of events and deadlines:Oct 11th-31st: Signup doc went live. Confirmation emails sent out.Oct 31st at 11:59pm CST: Signups closed. NO EXCEPTIONS.Nov 1st onwards: Gift assignments were given out. Card assignments are out too!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42872797Have a donation and a Redheart in a box
>>42872523Well I know what its like for a handmade project to fall apart sometimes quite literally, I'm never working with clay again. You can ask Pony Claus to send me your email so we can work out when to meet!
>>42860807Delicious poni bidya
>>428727974 hours remain!>>42875086>>42875258>>42875404Thank you all!>>42875383Nice Tell me a name for an entry!
>>42875184CUTE MARE!!!!!!
>Spoonfeed me. What's this thread about?This thread typically consists of Anon gone filly, as he's thrust into a new life as a cute little pony.>What's to be expected?Fillies, cuteness, Anon-tier shenanigans, bitchy Twilight, desires to be the little filly, etc..>Any archive of photos or stories?Dropbox (Photos):https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0Stories:https://docs.google.com/document/d/18whYJb4xnphRlRtX0PNu8-intT8jiiTGSCzogO5Nj5s/edit?usp=sharing>I'm a contributor.Great! For writers, just notify ̶A̶l̶l̶ ̶N̶i̶g̶h̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶F̶g̶t̶ Lone15, so you can have your green added to the Doc. For artists, animators, or any other content makers, you can store your fillies in the Dropbox for future viewing pleasure.Some especially based faggot also recently compiled nearly every filly image ever created, which you can check out here: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1AowOdwFzlbRk0FVZsRGRYe2hyKhzo2h3?usp=sharingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42874704KEK this is some good shit
>>42874885Cute!
>A general for Brick Booty edits, art, and discussion>What is a 'Brick Booty' edit?A Brick Booty edit (generally) refers to an edit of a pony with an image of a brick wall encompassing their rear, with a second image of said pony spouting brick-related dialogue. Though some have taken to drawing their own original works from scratch.>Are there any specific rules?Some prefer to color their bricks in accordance with the pony, but purists prefer the good ol' fashioned brown/red bricks of yore!>Is this a fetish?Technically speaking, yes! It's a sort of SFW/softcore fetish that some anons suggest to be in the realm of "censorship" fetishes, while others see it differently as a transformation fetish of sorts. I've even seen some brick birthing around! Regardless nothing explicit should be contained either in your own drawing or edit within this thread, and the original works used for edits should be suggestive at most, if you're going to share it here.>Isn't this a shitpost?Maybe it was at some point, but something has awoken in some anons (myself included) through certain edits that struck the right chord!>How can I contribute?All it takes is an art program with layers. Gimp or paint.net are free and easy to use! I will attach a png of the brick wall generally used for these edits, as well as a general tutorial on how to create these edits yourself in paint.net. Post your edit below and upload it to derpi if you like!>Derpibooru mods tagging Brick Booty edits as a forced memeThis is so cringe and hopefully they will come around as they realize there is a dedicated community, they're just being really toxic towards our fetish, likely because it is not to their own taste, and they have no empathy.>Other ways to contributeDiscuss ideas that might pique the interest of artists in the community! Greentext! Show your appreciation for these fine mares! Lay the foundation! Trowels out!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>42874786Anon getting bricked again
>>42874697>>42874722>>42874989Fellow masons
>>42875323I also did an apple. I'm starting to prefer the coat colored bricks.If anyone has requests then feel free to dump them here.
is this yet another chickun?
>>42875403This is the brick thread anon.
Alicorns are simply superior and we should replace the Coffin of Andy & Leyley with Celly & Woona.https://www.nexusmods.com/games/thecoffinofandyandleyley
>>42875477Lamest thread of the year award
>>42875501Lamest post of the year award.
>>42875477>WeOkay. What can you do to get this mod off the ground since you want it so badly?
