HAPPY (LATE) HEARTH'S WARMING AND MERRY (LATE) CHRISTMAS!! Ho Ho Holy smokes, my friends! It’s already been that time again! Welcome to the official /mlp/ Secret Santa 2025(6??) GET POSTING YOUR GIFTS AND CARDS thread! Celebrate Horsemas with your fellow anons; spill your horrid desires to an internet stranger, and spend ONE LAST THREAD being a little less awful than we usually are. >How’s this thing work? Read the FAQ! The short form: Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you). You will be randomly assigned anons by email after the signups are over so please keep an eye out! Sign-ups are CLOSED! Ya took too long! Latecomers' signups are CLOSED! If you're late to latecomers you really should actually post on this board Horsemas Day is CLOSED! Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43151753Oh, really?How do you manufacture such a thing?
updates on the final rescues?
>>43153731i guess not
I'm not ready for summer, anons...
>>43154816at least you're a dracony, spare some thought for those who will melt in the heat
Previous Thread: >>43058879Egg season Edition/nst/ is currently also alive >>43117742Recent greens:>>43080192>>43089020 key >>43089431>>43108671Art:>>43091676Anon fixes a plush >>43088517Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43154769I guess she likes sad books now.
>>43152345>I know quite a few people here can write but I also understand the reluctance.The casual green reader seems to be an even more endangered species than writefags are these days, and the lack of readers always wears down the best of them. I've been friends with writefags before. Even the ones that got way, way more (You)s than I ever did, or ever will, all ended up quitting. They just felt like the audience for greens was dead--and this was back in 2018, too. I really miss them.It's worse than ever for writefags now (and most contentfags in general, but mainly writefags.) And I don't think it's going to get any better in the future. I do write for myself, cause I never would have gotten anything done otherwise, but why spend hours, or even any time at all, writing something if nobody is gonna read it? I've started asking myself that a lot more than I used to.
>>43154148Curious. My only guess is it may be some kinda neural cross-activation between friendship and incest. Does this feeling of strangeness vanish as you move to more and more distant relatives? Do you also find it strange to think of family members as enemies?
>>43154731It's not his drawing.
>>43154851I'm a newfag, literally arrived in 2026. I write greens (and draw) because if I don't get a release from my feelings, I will combust from yearning for ponies.I used to roam other boards and write greens and literature for them, but I either lost interest or other worse things. Once I watch through MLP I will likely leave. But for now, I write.
She asked for saltPrevious thread: >>42936461/ourlobby/: Leaf (dead again)Console release is here! (Nintendo Switch, Sony Playstation 4 and Playstation 5, Microsoft Xbox One and Xbox Series X/S)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psdeHoARfYM========= Events =========Game got acquired by a new publisher (again), hope shelved since they're focusing on something that might succeed instead.Check the thread for possible events (it could happen!)========================>Steam page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/574980/Thems_Fightin_Herds/>Patch Notes: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=574980Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43154408Canonically she actually is
nobody knows how much I hate TFH
>>43154957You know how you can spread the word? By drinking a gallon of bleach.
>>43155008you can't spread the word by drinking bleach. you and your family and your partner should drink bleach. fuck you and fuck your discord server and fuck cam fuck hitsuji fuck stichez fuck skyie-fyire fuck you
>>43033752Greens:https://ponepaste.org/11227https://ponepaste.org/11309https://ponepaste.org/11463https://ponepaste.org/11575Thread question: does she taste like pistachio, wintergreen or salsa verde?
>>43154962>She dealt with the disturbing realization that sex, species and background are arbitrary parts of one's identity. She never chose to be male in her first life, either, and admitting that sent her spiraling.>In her experience? Neither existence is inherently good or bad, but mortal minds get so attached to the one body they're given.>The horror as she slowly stopped caring. Stopped trying to spite her own vulva with bizarre fantasies that never even got her off. Stopped screaming at the mirror. Realized nobody cared about her identity as much as she did. Stopped trying to act like A Guy or A Girl and just be herself, guns, carpentry, bisexual fantasies she wasn't quite ready to accept and all.>Cleaned up her act, fixed stuff around the orphanage (more than a few things she'd been the one to break), hung out with the weirdos in the background, backslid a few times when particularly sentimental past memories resurfaced, got a reputation for being the kind of crazy who's too dumb or weird or obsessed to even think of being evil- and that's why the mayor had her fixing that fucking bookshelf, when Nightmare Moon returned, ended up a main character despite her best efforts.>Made six Actual Fucking Friends- not business partners or drinking buddies, actual friends she can tell (almost) anything to.>They're not perfect, in fact they're kind of assholes a lot of the time, but so is she so whatever.>If they weren't assholes, they might've just walked away when Trixie challenged them, and then Trixie wouldn't need her.>Show knowledge? Nah, just... Just a nudge in a better direction. A little understanding.>And now you're here. Underground, in Ponyville's fucking First Time Factorio nightmare of a water and power system, about to be exploded if you're lucky enough to not be crushed low and slow.>Maybe it would've been better if you just let it play out the same, huh?>Yeah. Here. Remember- the place that's also the thing that's about to kill you? Shit for brains.>Rattling. Thunder all around. Old klaxons coming back on, new ones getting even louder.>If there were a soundtrack for your life, this would be the part with the slow motion tragic choir while the camera moves just fast enough to linger over every bit of carnage.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43154966>And outside this room, did the other spa survivors get out yet? Is Pinkie gonna die down here with you? She's been quiet and... normal, for lack of a better word, since the shark incident.>Beyond the tunnels- They said the town could blow up. Probably an exaggeration, but by how much? Even if it's just the water/power plant, that'll be disastrous for the town for months. How many will die before water shipments start arriving? How many are dying right now under rubble? How long will the hospital last on generators?>Hell, how many daysweeksmonthsyears will Equestria last if one or two of the elements is just... fucking gone? Can a group of bearers even be reconstituted or is this a once-in-a-generation, destined-defenders type deal?>The weight of responsibility hangs like a lead noose. Idiot. Here at the end, and all you have is regret dragging you down further and further and->No>You know what you got? Trixie around your neck. Not a lead noose, not at all.>There has to be a way out, but how?>Time starts to speed up again. The world shakes. A shining complexus of civic utility, one that must've taken a thousand ponies decades to build, is shitting in its deathbead. You can't just->There has to be->>Gravel smacks your thick skull. A tiny voice, raspy as death, whispers "I hope there's a next life. I can't bear to meet you only once.">>>Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43154987>Your dad- your human dad, you never had a pony dad- liked to call anger a guard dog. Chain it up and it's useless, let it free and it invites trouble.>But feed it, love it, train it, make it respect you? The embers of that will get you through anything, even if it kills you.>God. He was so fucking corny, but Equestria likes corny shit like that.>It's a place where silly old people making clumsy metaphors can be the coolest fuckers in the room. Where the government actually kind of gives a shit in a selfless and honor-bound way. Where a purple, chubby little nerd can stun an ancient warlock with her friendship doctrine long enough to cast Power Word: Fren. Where a borderline charlatan hobo can warm the hindquarters of a national hero with some line from- yeah she stole that from Hinny of the Hills!>The idea that right now, all that could end? Not just you, or Trixie, but that right now could be the start of a chain of events that destroys such a strange and precious little corner of the cosmos?>Failure is not an option. Anything less than 100% survival is unacceptable. Nobody gets left behind, not this time!>Tear yourself out of her grasp, caress her face. No, do it right, take her face in both hooves. Gaze into her eyes as the world falls apart. Get lost in those eyes, so lost that death itself would never find you.>It could be the last time, but not for lack of trying.>Kiss her. Snap out of it, get to that bellows and PUSH->Imminent danger. Threat approaching: above and behind!>You react to the rattling in the ceiling before you hear it- oh yes, the sound reached your ears, but you didn't *hear* it until well after the crisis. Fight or flight can be like that.>A blue mare is thrown in a direction that you hope against all hope is safer than here. >Scalding steam and shrapnel meant for her comes for you. Your leg is screaming red and you tumble head over ass, leaving you flat on your side farther from your goal than when you started.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43154997>*IMAGINATION TIME!*>The ship of you is listing in hostile waters.>The rearmost of four masts is cracked, a sail slashed.>Little green fillies in littler sailor outfits run to and fro in a panic. Most are screaming about the damaged mast, a few are worried about the impacts to the bridge, some are even considering scuttling the ship and jumping off.>Heavy footsteps. A frothy-mouthed chimpanzee in a frock coat and tricorne hat walks onto the bridge. The filly in the lookout post screams- why bother with warnings if we're just going to sail right into the threat!?>He is flanked by a green mare with scarred legs and bad makeup, and the nicest, sweetest pitbull that ever had a piece of that mare in his teeth.>The sailors look at their captain. The cacophany of random reports go silent, but the majority are still screaming about that mast. So busy screaming that they don't notice the support ship coming to brace the mast.>What to do about that?>Ponies like songs, don't they? Well->An imperceptible nod to the pitbull. His tail begins wagging. No- thumping a rhythm.>A battle hymn of spite against the slow, crushing advance of the ocean.>A chorus strikes up. A few of the mast fillies chime in, then a few more, then->https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTWMoTFYvZwComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43155104>FUCKING MOVE. IT'S FIVE GODDAMN STEPS YOU PUSSY. FIVE STEPS, PUMP TIL IT'S GREEN, SLAP THE BIG LEVER HOME! GO GO GO->Emerge from your bunker. Stumble through the pain. First step. Stumble again, this time due to more quakes.>Eyes forward. Pick up a leg, put it down, try not to scream, done. One less step to go.>Four, three, two, one->You hit the wall and grab the bellows. Aaaand->Nothing. IT WON'T BUDGE.>Doesn't help that you can't put much weight on that back leg- fuck what now?>Well>Dead if you don't. Is gritting your teeth and forcing it really such a bad idea in that light?>Well, dunno, let's seeEEEOW yeah that's bad. Dumbass. Now press on anyway, before it's too late to ever act again.>You find yourself singing, for some reason. The pump moves a little- coincidence? Maybe.>Blue light. Trixie's doing... something helpful. Must be- you don't know what, you don't need to.>The pump's moving! A full pump has been... pumped!>Sing a little louder. Feel a little less. Out the corner of your eye, Acneloosa finds the feeling in her legs. Limps to a console, smashes some buttons, some instrument in the plant's death song quiets down.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>there's a new pony in Ponyville!
>>43154780unc showing signs of decomposition
>>43141506But what does Golshi do in Ponyville?
I don't care how hot the horses are, I'm not playing gacha games.
>>43154858>hot>nohoovesanon, I...
>>43146647This is true. Uma bullying AND accurate Pinkie character analysis in the same post? Perfection.
spring time comes to the changeling hive!the world starts to heat back up and nature is born anew, so too is the hive and its bugs. new grubs and nymphs grow and change to serve the queen in her noble crusade for love!bugs from all over come the aid of the hive, changeling or not. (skittlebugs need not apply)>>New fresh /bug/ thread writing list:https://ponepaste.org/11359>>Some bug writing from last thread:>[none happened last episode]>>Some bug writing from the thread before last:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43153663I don't follow. He doesn't seem to be the type.
>>43154153>thorax is the first changeling to oppose the queens rule bringing in intruders to destroy the hive>instead of listening to starlight he holds his friends love for him in his heart hoping the friendship magic could defeat her somehow >every bug sees his death by the queen draining all the love from his body>some bugs are emboldened by his act and attack the queen in defiance >others more bold attempt what the pony said and willingly give their love to the queen causing the throne to explode along with the hive>as opposed to the way it played out originally with everyone patting each other on the back after chrysalis fled, it is an all out brawl>loyalists to the queen fighting with newly formed skittlebugs and those who would want to be more than drones but not go rainbow>after fighting and realizing the queen is gone the two or rather three groups of bugs are left in the remains of the hive to pick up the pieces and decide what happens next
the final solution to changeling dragon relations
what say (you), anon?>>43151470
>>43155094>you're a lobster?
This is the last thing you'll see before you die in Equestria.What were your famous last words?
>>43154394Cute
Tasty 'za
>>43153639Nice cope.
Misty Brightdawn is the biggest poochie in the entire history of the mlp franchise.>Worse than Glimmer.>Forced, not even in the g5 movie.>One-note, always sad and crying now.>Promoting generalized anxiety disorder and schizophrenia as personality traits to children.>Replacing Fluttershy in g6.What else can I say? I hate her, she is also a blatant case of DEI mandate.
how do i stop her from eating all my clothes?
>>43153771poop isn't better animated, scat lover
From biggest to smallest in boob size>Maud>Cloudy Quartz>Pinkie>Marble>Limestone
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk or ask. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>43154368I'd let her touch me
>>43154472Shut up Scootaloo.
>Derpy fumbling her way into a relationship with you like mr.magoo barely missing the other girls trying to thwart her
>>43151024
Previous Thread:https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42990882Discuss:>Work on any pony and/or tech related projects (You) are working on or learnt about recently.>Post (You)r pony themed technology (desktops/rices, papes, new devices, software ponies)>What software and technology do (You) use? (Email, Git, OSes, Messaging, Monero, etc...)View
>>43152933No but the standard library is very web-centric. You can extremely easily spin up a web server from the standard library, there's tons of HTTP utils and IIRC even built-in HTML templating again all in the stl, and goroutines are basically perfectly designed for making writing a multi-threaded web server as easy as possible.From a developer standpoint it's basically as easy if not easier than a nodejs+express server, but as a native language. In this context being garbage collected is irrelevant compared to the benefits of not running a humongous javascript runtime.
>>43147124I like the AJ theme but who's the hatless mare on the side of the machine? Never seen her before
>>43151521It's shrimple
Izzy is pretty cool.
>>43153586lol
Hugs Edition>/shy/thread Ponepaste (includes the OP, writefag list, writefag request bin, and all current/completed stories)https://ponepaste.org/user/FluttershyThread>/mushy/: collaborative Fluttershy playlists (request for new content to be added in the thread)https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1pZSbhMdtwnQJZ2vx1OojIw8Ue0o9Uxyhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL1pZSbhMdtwlV6Vdoba4EvN7tpXBBZmQ7Previous Thread: >>43058185
>>43153761Every time they make a fluttershy variant it tends to be good.
>>43153761I hate the show bcuz of the rabbit, he was disgusting, i hate him with my life, he doesnot leave the horse alone
