ITT: your waifu reacts to your cock size. picrel. mine's tiny, if that wasnt clear
>>41257642the volumetric mouth is so fucking ugly who do people like it
>>41257661It took dropping the pants until AJ realized that?
humans are much bigger than ponies in ever facet including dicks btw. they're tiny little ponies, not big irl horses. only alicorns could compete and even then barely so.
>>41257642dont worry bro shes the element of loyalty so shes stuck with dat micro ya got
>>41257642
>>41257666Trips of Satan confirm that showing Rainbow Dash your penis will turn her into a alicorn
>>41257809Dashie wanted cakie for her birthie
>>41257730Let me see a drawing diagram of that, because I doubt it.
;-;
>>41257730The everlasting cope post
>>41257863clever way to get porn anon
>>41257730Monkeyfag cope lol. But why does it matter if every anon gets their own Equestria with specific headcanons. Just don't be so insecure retard.
>>41257874the everlasting ptfgnigger seething
>>41257879>Everyone who doesn't submit to my ultragay power fantasy is a ptfgfagPpfft
>>41257878truth struck a nerve didn't it? Those ponies are TINY fag. cry about it.
>>41257884>Small dick energy
>>41257883if you wanna deny basic reality for your shitty fetishes go right ahead but don't accuse me of coping just because your retarded horsecock fetish gets deboonked.
>>41257888Average horsecock on ponies is the size of your elbow to arm. You are coping pretty hard
>>41257892didn't read, take your horsecock fetish elsewhere >>>/trash/
Verified.
>>41257893You did read, and seething about the truth
>it's only a dumb power fantasy if you stay the same specieswhen are you dumb zoomers gonna fuck off from spaces you don't belong? all the ptfg and anonstallion bullshit wasn't nearly as prevalent until you genuine sub 80 iq autists joined in. This is the board for horsefuckers, if you don't like it then fuck off.
>>41257900>Small dick energy
>>41257891>Twilight horrified to think about how such a species breeds>Fluttershy worried about what might happen to a pony>Rarity's fear winning over her temptation>Applejack surprised to see one bigger than Big Mac's>Dash dreading how long she'd be unable to walk>Pinkie excited to finally get a real toy capable of pleasing her
>>41257915>Back to fimfiction
womp womp
>>41257918>>>r/cuckold with you>Captcha:GAWK
>>41257918What?
>>41257900Go be a dickless fag somewhere else.
>>41257912
>>41257928go back to tiktok and tumblr. stay in your safe place because you obviously don't belong here, at the very least lurk for a year or more before you post again.
>>41257642>>41257661>>41257676>>41257689>>41257703>>41257735>>41257899>>41257871>Trve to poni: Gunna make it to equestria >>41257912>>41257666>>41257890>>41257915>>41257896>>41257900>>41257930>>41257930>>41257888>Dishonest: Not gunna make it to equestria with furry lite flandarization
>>41257930No, go away Twilight no one likes you
>>41257642>"Not bad, Anon, but mine's bigger"
>>41257936wow you (You)'d a bunch of posts!
>>41257896I want to lay down under her and collect all her drool in my mouth :O
>>41257941holy unfglimmy gluk gluk
>>41257936Statistically, 3 of the big cock claimers are telling the truth OwO
some genuine fags itt who don't want pony puss
>>41257961Make her butt normal size and i wouldnt even last one minute in this scenario
>>41257961>Furry proportions>Furry dialogMonkoids aren't sending their best
>>41257964Don't disrespect the monks, bro.
>>41257966If they are monks then why are they coombrains?
Why are there so many cucks in this thread?
>>41257972Did you mean to post this on /lgbt/?
>>41257966this. they didn't do shit!>>41257964fuck you monk hater!
>>41257972no idea, debating between educating newfags directly or just drowning them out.
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>>41257982
>>41257982This doesn't even make any sense, cumbrains are truly brainrotted
>>41258006Wait, whose cock is being reacted to?
I'm trying to find what started the discussion, I just don't get it
>>41258021(You)rs, there's no other males in the room anon.
>>41257995>breedIck. Why is there so much emphasis on making foals in this fandom? Fuck those shrieky ass demons abort them for all i care
>>41258059you're trying too hard anon, for this whole thread. here have a pity (You).
>>41258059Absolutely sickening post.
>>41258059>Ick...on 'eck
>>41258077Fluttershy's entranced
>>41258077>rainbow's nervous laughter
>>41258029Furries barged into a joke thread and spewed their hmd /hmoff/ autism everywhere
>>41258084She's horrified, you have face-blindness
why are you guys so gay
>>41258147
>>41258147what is hmd?
>>41258151Anons with a room temperature IQ are both the most gullible and the most vocal
>>41258147>>41258164>trying to flip the narrative>still crying abuout his dumb horsecock fetish while calling others furrieskek
>>41258157One of their shitty mantras like "X looks like it fucks humans"
>>41258178sorry that this isn't a ptfg or anonstallion thread bro
>>41258178thats based n g l
>>41258183>Sockpuppets are basedTwitter is for you
>>41258183yeah and it outs actual furries, octards, and transformation autists by making them seethe.
>>41258185i dont know what youre trying to say
>>41258189Then you're clearly retarded. It's putting your own words into a pony's mouth, no matter how ooc it is just to fulfill some self-masturbation like all furries do
>>41258192when did i ever say i wanted to do that?
>>41258185if you don't want to fuck horse pussy you don't belong here, simple as.
>>41258200A lot of assumptions and nothing to grab onto as an argumentBig L
since when are shadows against the rules?
>>41258192lmao it's fiction you retard. furries didn't invent fantasizing and there's nothing saying these characters wouldn't behave this way, not everything you don't like has some ooc copout critique.
In case anyone’s curious these 2 anons are arguing about whose cock is smaller using coded language. They’re rapidly approaching Planck length territory and it’s getting difficult to keep score, but they both seem determined to win the coveted title of MicrocockThis one’s gonna be close, folks
>>41257864pls explain
anyway you faggots need to stop being retarded and thinking you can decide how youll end up in equestria.
>>41258207Ah yes the ultimate slop content, Lyra who has no other braincells dedicated to anything other than HUMAN HUMAN HUMAN. Post discarded.
>>41258204you reveal everything about yourself in your incessant seething over wanting to fuck ponies.
>>41258213>thinking you can decide how you'll end up in Equestria see, seething ptfg tard, called it.
>>41258230im the guy he was saying wanted sockpuppets? what im trying to say is you faggots shouldnt care how you end up as there as long as you get there.
if pic related makes you seethe you don't belong here.
>>41258213dude if im ending up in equestria at all in the first place it's clearly like. a magical thing. and if that force is kind and powerful enough to put me in equestria it's also going to put into consideration our ideal forms and shit. TLDR personalized equestrias for everyone. BTW I want anonstallion x anonmare (formerly male anon) sex and nobody can stop me
>>41258240you're in the wrong thread for that.here >>41235226
>>41258237Shit take. Painted-green bald man is the worst iteration out of all Anonymous
>>41258250>shit takefine normal skinned human with hair, just don't be a retarded furry about it and add some dumb transformation fetish into it.
>>41258262>unf unf ooc plap plap plapI'm not the furry here, you are.
Holy FUCK just KISS already you FLAMING HOMOSEXUALS
>>41258276Not either of the dramafags, but could I kiss you? You're looking positively gorgeous tonight.
>>41258273>still cryingyou've had ample time to fuck off to your shitty threads where you don't have to project your furfaggotry onto others.>>41240632>>41256749>>41257135>>41252565
>>41258280see! do you fucking see!
>>41258287What I see is some /pol/tier autistic cope
>noo ponies can't be sexually attracted to humans it's ooc>ad infinitum despite the flwed logiclol lmao
what if i want to become a mare who fucks human men, huh? am i ooc then?
alright you can keep crying itt, don't let me stop you
>>41258294Calling it flawed logic while posting low hanging fruit is actually pathetic. Just admit to being a furry, you do the same thing
>>41257656
is this that guy who thinks anon the human and anon as a pony are two completely different characters?
>>41258296Not only that, you have to recreate the nipple scene from Meet the Parents, with Rainbow Dash, who is now playing Robert De Niro's former role, delivering the line>"I have nipples, Anon. Could you milk me?"
>>41258296>Become a mareYou are already in the closet>Fuck human manYou are a gayboy
>>41257972it is a mystery
>>41258316Why would you think that? If you take a AiE powerfantasy story and make it about anonstallion instead you still got a powerfantasy story
>>41258340if i become a mare it is not gay. i would have a biological horse pussy.
>>41258368But you have the memories and brain of a man, you're just gay with more mental gymnastics
>>41258388assuming i become transformed into a mare the structure of my brain would change. i would no longer be a man. whos to say i would keep my memories?
>>41258394Why consider it you at that point?>muh soulMan soul.
>>41258394>Not keeping your memoriesThis is some kind of retarded suicide without outright coming to terms with it. Totally mentally ill
>>41258399because i would be living it out. youre going to fuck me and youre going to like it.
>>41258402There is no "You" without your life experiences, retard.
>>41258399and how about instead of putting words in my mouth you shove your cock in there instead?
i want to cum in anon?
>>41258430no, you're doing it wronghere let me show you
fuck i cant stop thinking about it. i think this thread has awoken me. the /ptfg/s got me. i am going to make a mare oc to fantasize as. maybe i will use the one i used in marequest.
>>41258443cringe
>>41258455lol got another one welcome to the herd retard!
>>41258430Don't listen to that other anon, you're doing it right.
>>41258292elaborate?
>>41258280If this is true then
>>41258280Celestia is at least 6'6"Redo your calculations.
>>41258455i will fantasize about fucking (you)r ass
Why does my penis hurt
>>41257703Oh man... the disappointment
>>41258627have fun bro. i know i will.
>>41258545>6'6"Explain yours
>>41258684Celestia should be large. Simple as.
>>41258692She is large in comparison to the ponies. An Elephant isn't short because they aren't as tall as a Giraffe.
>>41258725Celestia being shorter than most humans is wrong.
>>41258746just think she can get bigger with magic then if that bother you so much
>>41258746The chart was made by some insecure manlet faggot, just print it out and use it as toilet paper
>>41257900>board for horsefuckers>filled with eqg and anthro lol n/i/gger
>>41257964>he doesn't like thick assesdon't worry other chans have a zoo board for you
>>41258692You have a strong argument and speak with authority. You are correct.
>>41258746She is that tall to reach you SOLAR plexus
>>41258692she stil is when compared to the other ponies
>>41258746Most humans are 5'6'-5'10.
>>41258886Smelly dumb, ESL scum
>>41258886Smart noble, ESL chum
>>41258870>Your bias matches with mine. You are correct.
>>41258954Yes, and?
It gets bigger, I swear.Damn horse...
>>41258860anthro is banned here but nice bait
>>41257661Actually me.My dick is really dark compared to the rest of my body.
>>41258746She is still taller if you include her horn
>>41259039this post was made by a fat purple mare
>>41257936>"I hate myself, so I'm superior!"The truth will set you free.
>>41259381But he's right.
>>41259390>talking about yourself in the 3rd personc'mon anon having a small dick is one thing but samefagging? that's just unforgivable.
>>41259402I'm not him, just being honest. But yeah I do have a small dick and that is unforgivable IRL. But we're all outclassed by stallions and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
>tfw she's so pent up she instacums at a mere sight of sone salty hyooman weiner
>>41259412>we'respeak for yourself. those tiny ponies have got nothing on your average human.
>>41259440Absolute Copium. What vintage is it?
>>41259459look I don't live in your fantasy land where ponies have horse dicks that extend past their torsos. proportionally they reach their "belly buttons" (they're ponies not full grown horses) which is gonna be no bigger than anything a human has. This bigger than a human nonsense is thoughtless headcanon for those who wanna suck horsecock or be a pony, both are pure faggotry. call it whatever you want just don't involve me in this horsecock obsession.see >>41258280
>>41259471That's a lot of words for being a coping faggot. Do you want me to fuck your waifu when I get to Equestria as a stallion? It's not really your fault you can't hope to satisfy her.
ive hidden all replies to the initial post so whatever you might be saying about how great horse peen is is falling on deaf ears.
I just think that ponies have evolved to have smaller dicks than their primal counterparts as they evolved to have sex for pleasure, since a horse vagina's pleasure receptors are near the entrance.It doesn't matter if you're a human dicklet or if you get TF'd, it will still feel extremely good for your wife. It will probably feel bad for you if you're into humiliation and getting YABBA'd, because get fucked for having a shit fetish, retard.
She'd be happy enough.I ain't a monster cock owner but I'm also nothing to sneeze at.
>>41257642>tfw she pants you in front of all of ponyvilleyes big mac is a fag
>>41258280Shetland ponies still have bigger dicks than humans and MLP ponies are literally in their size range. This actually proves the opposite.
>>41259695nice headcanon, keep sucking horse dick bro!
>>41259695they look a lot longer than mlp ponies. That's ignoring the fact that they aren't based off of shetlands in the first place.
>>41257642Stop pretending you speak for the ponies you sick fucks. Fine pretend you speak through the Mane6.I'm 5'2 ft tall, 90 pounds and have a 7 inch cock. What's your reaction to me?what is your reaction to me?you multiple personality disorder freaks pretending to be 6 personalities in one? take note that I didn't mention my eye color so your ugoo bugoo mexicans don't get jealous and start ranting and ignoring the question.
>>41259751What kind of fucking midget are you?
>>41259751>hypermanlet is mindbroken by his own shortness and develops schizophreniaSad stuff. You hate to see it.
>>41259484Based.
>>41259751I could genuinely fastball special this little gremlin across Ponyville holy shit
>>41257642Fluttershy vomiting.gif
>>41257642Too thick, the novelty of it would pass really quickly with how fast it'd change to pain for herIt's also one of the reasons I'm a macro fag
>>41259993>It's t-too thick trust me bro
>>41259751>5'2>90 pounds?dude how can you fuck yourself up like thiseat more you decrepit fucker i dont think you have that much blood to pump up your dick to begin with
>>41259751>I'm 5'2 ft tall, 90 pounds and have a 7 inch cock. What's your reaction to me?This man is a rape goblin ripped straight from some jap hentai.
>>41259751>5'2 ft tall, 90 pounds and have a 7 inch cockAnons are just jealous they aren't JTRHNBR for their waifus like this guy
>>41259751I'm actually very similar in size. Barely two inches taller, and slightly above 7", but not much heavier. I don't think I've ever been above, say, 102 pounds in my whole life. I'm just not big on eating... or big in general.
I'm going to go to Equestria and frot with all the stallions! (Their cocks are much bigger than mine and that's hot.)
> She doesn't care about the size of my human wiener.> Average sized is still fun sized for her.> She is The Best Waifu (tm)
>>41262548Based.
>>41262576Based fun horse enjoyer
>>41258175Uhm. I'm a HiEfag but I want to play with both mares and the stallions too. I want to introduce the cute ones to the handjob.
>>41258218Post lyras.
>>41258237I seethed because I'm not him. What now?
>>41258240>it's also going to put into consideration our ideal forms and shitIt aint gotta do shit.>nobody can stop meNow this is based and you'll get what you want. The people who can't fantasize when someone else's fantasy doesn't fit it are retarded.
>>41258280I just looked at my cock with this new revelation. It was made for pony pussy.
>>41258455It will be a pleasure to fuck all the ptfags with my human body. Don't worry. I'll make it nice.
>>41259353Imagine the ponies casually asking you to give them hornjobs. And when you say it's weird, they say what do you mean it's completely normal and not sexual. Like giving a friend a hug normal. Even though you've never seen this happen because ponies don't have fucking hands, you agree to it. You blush as much as she does when she gets into it, saying>yeah just like that you HUMAN!>U-UNF yeah, nice and slow, squueze it a bit harder!Finally she has what appears to be an orgasn, her face squinting and followed by ahegao. Then she thanks you and continues with a normal conversation. These fucking ponies, man.
>>41259751>What's your reaction to me?I give you a cheeseburger. Jesus dude. Eat.
>>41263161I want to give the Princess a hornjob.
>>41263124>I just looked at some circlejerk meme and confirmed my confirmation bias
>>41258237I just cringe because Anon is peak wish-fulfillment faggotry. Up there with the most cringe of super-special OCs.
>>4126417441%
>>41264174>NOOOOOO YOU CANT HAVE YOUR WISHES FULFILLED>NOOOO THATS LE BAD I WONT ALLOW IT>NOOOOOOOO YOUR FANART CAN ONLY HAVE PONIES REJECTING YOU AND MAKING YOU FEEL BAD LIKE REAL LIFE>NOOOOOO YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO ENJOY FANART NOOOOOOO
>>41264174You're not wrong, assuming the anon is an insert and not Anon the Character™.
>>41264158Unf she WANTS it.
>>41264174Sounds like you hate yourself.
>>41262576(You)'r goddamn right.
>>41262485Eat more. I don’t want to look at you when I get to Marefair. Sure, you won’t look as good in your sisters panties but it’s worth it to gain the respect of mares. They won’t date someone who looks weak and sick all the time.
>>41262576>what if she becomes obsessed with your pp to the point you have to hide from her
>>41262446This anon will still need to use a bucket, only he won’t be the one standing on it
>>41263254Yeah... same
>>41264174100% This.
>>41263309Your pp is not made for pony but mine is.
>>41264174>i just cringe because adult men enjoying a girls toy cartoon is just peak cringeHopefully you can see that if we gave a shit about opinions, we couldn't even be here. Now go back if you can't.
>>41265926Ironic autistic screeching.
>>41264174>Anon is peak wish-fulfillment faggotryAnd that’s wrong because?
>>412576425.7 in. Feels bad man...
>>41267542HOW DO YOU EVEN MASTURBATE LMAO??????? DO YOU USE CHOPSTICKS?????????
>>41267561Tweezers...
>>41265575where is the downside in that?
>>41265575>Hide it in her
>>41267631> Someone said hide&seek ??> Wow Anon, that's awesome !!> she genuinely wants to play hide&seek, no sexy meanings between the lines
>>41259729They are though, G4 is a derivative of G1 which is very obviously trying to be Shetlands.The bulk was lost but its not like they were trying to be a different pony like G2.
>>41267542G-gigantic...I only ever see one that's like 3.6 in
