the other thread already has 50+ posts.

decent thread

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Hell Yeah, fuck the AI thread

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SUZUKI

there are only two IPs posting in this thread.


this guy
>>28762775
>>28762797
>>28762815
>>28762818

and me
>>28762788

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>>28762821
Fake news

>>28762836
hey, guess what's going in all fields.

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>>28762840
I'm goin in yo mama's fields

>>28762821
It could be 1 ip mr.jeetbot and it doesn't matter, this thread is the real deal, It has everything and it's made by human beans!

>>28762851
humans scripted the javascript bot

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Shoomer says, Shabbat Shalom

>>28762854
fake and trans

I need people to know it's me when I post posting anonymously is boring

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hyb

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Official declaration of center stand supremacy

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>>28763015

>>28762775
How do I get my buddy into motorcycles? He's a big car guy, fd, s2000, turbo k 4wd civic, e30, 240 sr swapped, Toyota Tacoma are his current cars

>>28763185
show him some top seed runs, he sounds like a zoomer that can appreciate true power

https://youtu.be/F3x3qQMMxlg

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>>28763185
find out which one is fastest then show him a video of some old beat to shit 1000cc going far faster kek

>>28763185
Introduce him to bakuon.

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>>28762775
>rip gaymoo
You're all fags btw

>>28762775
indian isnt dead he just posted the other day

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>finally got my bike carrier in
>don't have any time off until next friday
At least I have time to find a replacement for this chinesium bottle jack it came with

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>>28763234
Funny you think youre gonna find an american built one lol

>>28763239
I didn't say I would find an american built one. I just need one that actually works. Suppose I could go buy some more oil for it, but a bottle jack that comes from CHYNAH without enough oil to even run the ram halfway doesn't inspire confidence, with or without enough oil

>>28763244
Was it new?

>>28763260
Ya. I thought it might be air bound so I pumped it open a bunch. That improved things enough that it would work now, but I had to max out saddle to do make it so

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>>28762775
I tried to open the bakuon link and i diddnt get anything what kind of link is this?/

>>28763321
>has the answer straight into his face
You disappoint me.

>>28763338
found it interesting the google bots brought the thread up they dont usually show 4 chang results

>>28762775
Bumping the real thread, will be posting my sled shortly

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/MissAdventure/

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>>28763432
Put back other way

>>28762775
Feels good having options, burn in hell chamelion tranny.

>>28762775
Thanks for posting tbe Bakuon torrent a few days ago Anon, and here. I can confirm it works great. Really good subtitles.

>>28763577
Chain slack is 30mm! I found the owner manual online. Thanks.

>>28762864
Yes, you go blank if you are anon. All character fades.

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>>28762775
>>Motorcycle discussion with onsa
When is she gonna come??

>>28762775

my throttle cables are locked up from the cold, been 15F all week, can't even twist the throttle

>>28763960
Why not coat all that shit in some oil?

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>>28762818
I haven't seen this pic in a year.

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I want to get an SV650, what would I be in for?

>>28764398
Lots of fun, easy maintenance and lots of pussy coming your way.

>>28763185
Only way is to slowly pester him with interesting youtube videos and giving him a shitbike to ride.

>worked on me

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>>28764398
Reliable, worst seat in the world, soft front end if you’re heavier than a Japanese teenager.
It doesn’t really excel at anything, but it’ll do almost everything where there’s a road.
Sauce: Bought a ‘23 new and rode it two years.

Captcha: SSADS

>>28764591
Take him on the back of your bike on twisties. It worked for Hane Chan, should work for your friend too. Make him watch Revzilla CTXP, Adam Reimann, Long way round or something like that.

>>28764619
For me it was the RIDE POV channel in bongland. Fuck that was kino, watched it for hours before booking my course.


andalsofortnine

>>28764622
I forget the name of the channel, they were a couple of Brits or Irish guys, they were having way too much fun and shit talking. Loved it. Fortnine is pretty cool.

>>28764637
Sounds like 44teeth
They do a news show and read .pdfs when new stuff comes out. It is amusing how they make mundane shit interesting.

>>28764653
IDK anon, this episode IIRC, they had some shit bikes and a Honda that they had to bump start. I don't have a goolag account, I have to find a way to keep track of these channels.

>>28764672
Tubular android app works well

>>28764678
Danke senpai.

>>28764672
>I have to find a way to keep track of these channels.
Small notebook? Diary?

>>28744099
we should make a /dbt/ thread on /int/ under the pretext of uhhh,, ehhh, travelling and learning new cultures

>>28765153
that would be inviting twinkposting

>>28765388
and even more indians

>>28765388
so you're onboard?

>>28765585
i miss tzr twink so much, his posts were so comfy

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>>28765587
same... tzr twink come back!

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Harley

>>28765595
Hmm, this looks like transwings bike painted.

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I'm buying an SV1000 this weekend.

>>28766080
Based.

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>>28762775
Good evening fellas, would a grom be a good choice for a noob that’s getting his motorcycle soon and that wants something light? Would I look like diddyblud riding it if I’m 5’10” and fat? I just need one to get to and from work.

>>28766106
It's fine, but why not something like a CB300R instead? If your commute includes highways, it's going to be miserable. Grom is an impractical toy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AVsEayanA8

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>>28766314
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AVsEayanA8 [Embed]
NO SOUL


>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fz1u1F0T7Q
SOUL

HAPPY CRYSLER

>>28765590
What happened to Jorge Lorenzo?

>>28766106
You get a grom when you really want what a grom offers. They are not a good value. They can't do really anything beyond city riding stock.

You've probably heard the "its more fun to ride a slow bike fast" line, but there are better slow bikes for your money. This is all coming from someone who loves the grom.

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>>28764398
Lots of gay sex and Bad dragon dildo's

>>28766106
See if you can buy an XSR155/125 in your country. It's basically a Grom but bigger

>>28766342
What do you consider a lot?

>>28764614
Did Suzuki ever put a cartridge fork on the SV or is it still a damper rods? I hate that Suz gives noobs a bike with shit 1930's suspension but nobody ever calls them out on it so I guess there's no downside.

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Kando colors

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>>28766444
Hotdog in a solo cup status.

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>>28766521
Gold levers

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>>28766486
>its ugly as fuck
wtf are they doing at yamaha

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Why are there 4 threads up? Anyway...

I'm a gigameganewfag in these parts. Getting my A2 permit soon (EU) and looking for a nice bike in the 400/500cc range, something that handles the highway well but won't send me in the stratosphere. I read Honda is gentle for noobs since power spikes in the higher revs so I'm tempted to go with that (CB500F mayhaps?), but I'd like your take on it. Mainly interested in nakeds and roadsters.

>>28768196
>CB500F
great choice, they're very good on gas

>>28768196
cute post

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>>28763460

>>28768196
>Why are there 4 threads up
schizophrenic retards

>nakeds and roadsters
honda and yamaha (MT series) are probably the most newb friendly mid-range bikes, and quite good for progressing to just the bigger versions of the bike
go to a few showrooms and see how you feel with the ergo on a bunch of different bikes

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>>28768196
CB500 is an excellent choice. If you want alternatives, I'd suggest Int 650, Bear 650, Guerilla 450, Duke 390 and any of the Triumph 400s. All of these are A2 bikes. Budget for good quality gear as well. There are some schizos shitting up all the threads, welcome to /dbt/.

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Shilling for Yamaha in all 4 thread was really exhausting, please don't make me do this again.

>>28762775
is this the one

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>>28762775
is this the right thread bros? i dont wanna post in the wrong one.

>>28769445
this the one

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>>28768893
>she will never fuck me

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>>28762775
Has anyone figured how to get one of these girls? From the videos they look like they're into tarted up shitbikes that could be had for very little money.

is anyone in the /dbt/ threads real? i feel like it mostly just the same guy talking to himself

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>>28769496

>>28765595
Based. I'm about to buy a 2007 sporty, my first Harley. I really like the heritage softails but I'm parking under an awning and would feel bad leaving one of them outside.
How does /dbt/ feel about Indian, do you think they'll survive after Polaris? I really like the Chief but am worried about owning one long term.

>>28769505
>How does /dbt/ feel about Indian,
It's not a Harley

>>28769504
Should I ride my 50c antique 2-stroke 30 miles to work and back in the dark?

It sounds silly when I put it like that. Train and pedal bike is the next best option while my car is repaired I reckon. I will be all twisty country roads and I can easily see it taking over two hours. By good quality fast road it is only 45 minutes by car.

It can be done but doing it in the dark both ways is just asking for trouble as well as relying on 35 year old underpowered machinery when getting there matters.

>>28769518
>50cc
deathwish unless you live in Japan where people have respect for human life.

>>28769521
Unit 731 begs to differ you retarded weeb

>>28769521
Yeah, I probably shouldn't. Would be ok for fun in daylight. There are plenty of windy country roads that have been bypassed and bypassed but morning and evening when people are tired and driving like crazy, in the dark, isn't the obvious time for it.

Will reconsider if there are no other options.

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schizosister you will never bake a good bread

>>28744099
>when will /dbt/ have fags
390leaf posts nonstop what do you mean

I see posts getting nuked what did I miss?

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>>28769522
>Unit 731 begs to differ
What the hecc is that?

>>28769767
Human experimentation on chinks. Its not just the Nips, everyone did that, but the people who lost the war became the bad guys. Japan and Germany.

>>28769522
You are the dumb retard, the people who participated in unit 731 are dead. Why look at the current population through the lens of the crime of their ancestors? In that case, no one is crime free. Look at them for what they are now. In Nip country you are less likely to die from riding a 125 on the road. Whereas, in burgerland, Shaniqua is going to mow you down and she has no accountability for what she just did. I mean, there are countries with worse empathy, Chinks will come back to verify that they killed you.

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>>28769775
I don't get it, what does human experimentation have to do with it being safe to ride a scoot in Japan?

>>28769819
That faggot is implying Nips got no empathy for other humans because of what happened in the past, which is not true.

SOUL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiWTwr7hLi0

>>28769980
Why does Yamaha choose ugly gurls? They have way too much money, but they are still very Jewish.

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You faggots killed /dbt/. All the animu posters are gone. Hate it.

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>>28770240
I'm here and ready!

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>>28770257
Hello Kogumers.

>>28769775
Only the Axis partook in human experimentation.
>>28769979
>Guys Japan is so heckkin unusual! It's perfect and you can ride safe with no need to use your brain!
>Guys those japanese sure are bastions of morality!

'ku

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>>28768196
>whybare there 4 threads
WE TRIED TO TAKE THE TIME MACHINE PILLS INTO A NEW ERA BUT GOT CAUGHT IN THE WATERBOARDING TIME PARADOX
THE JANNIES WONT BE ABLE TO HEAR THIS BROADCAS-
>ACK

>>28770681
glad to see the shoompills didnt take you to the other side

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>>28770696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcO-MxPf_Vg

Im into whatever pills this ^ Shomette™ is eating

>he doesnt know about the waterboarding incident
Thers no more KandoRecordsRecordingLTD., only the timewarp janniea from Globohomo hq kidnapping, detaining, and tormenting the Shoomers inside the Punishment Nexus

https://vocaroo.com/17hrTut44H3g

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GO GO KANDO RACER
GO GO KANDO RACER

WITH THE BEATING HEART, YOU KNOW WHEN TO START

GO GO KANDO RACER

What are your opinions on my local bike meetups?
https://youtu.be/THn5qeeaTN4?si=hXmjb0a4rKcY1xA_&t=634

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>>28770712
>the Punishment Nexus
sounds rough

>>28770712
>waterboarding arc

>>28770719
There's so many 2020+ model bikes there you might as well go to a dealership.
The old bikes are pretty sweet. The KLX was especially nice.

>>28770413
>>Guys Japan is so heckkin unusual! It's perfect and you can ride safe with no need to use your brain!
US, UK fags and Russoid were saints?

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>>28771116
>Guys Japan is so heckkin unusual! It's perfect and you can ride safe with no need to use your brain!
We know...

I hate cagies. They're psychopaths.

>>28771075
My brother said the same thing, there's a lot of people with money in the local scene
Here's another one, more dedicated to the bikes and the meetup (I's held every Sunday)
https://youtu.be/2g-Bug7LGrM?si=mf34jxJEicrC3DGs

>>28771308
Not in Japan, everyone cares about each other there.

>>28770657
Based!

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>>28771327
It's amazing what a homogenous society is capable of.

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>>28771338
WHAT ARE YOU, A BORG SYMPATHIZER? HMMM? READY TO INJECT YOUR BRAINCHIPS AND FINE MY GOODBOY TOKENS FOR BADSPEAK? FUCK YOUR SMART CONTRACTS
ILL NEVER BE ASSIMILATED
NEVER
I WILL DESTROY THE MACHINE EMPIRE AND BEHEAD SATAN MYSELF


AHHHHHHHHHHH

YER BEEK HAS TO LOOK LIEK A GIRL WITH HUGE TITS AND A FAT ASS, REAL SKINNY IN THE MIDDLE. I DONT RIDE KAWASORRYS OR YAMASAKIS HEH OH BTW DUCATY UHHH 969 IS A REALLY GOOD BIKE, SUM BITCH RUNS

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>>>>28730908
>food
>wet wipes
>more wet wipes
>plastic bags (these are intensely helpful)
>towels
>2 days of clothes
>dry rations that won't constipate, this is important
>and a container for water/coffee/tea. Tea is superior for regularity but coffee >is how 99% of us old fucks can even function in the morning.
>something like this: https://www.amazon.com/INFOOD-2-5L-Camping->Kettle-Set/dp/B0D6RTBBZD

>roll all of this into a ball and balance it on the back of your baiku. the better >you are at unrolling and rolling it back up, the better camper you are.
reposting this anons very cute post, ppl need to know

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>>>28730922
>>>28730908
>OH ALMOST FORGOT!
>You want at least 1-2 20+ foot ropes. You can combine this into a self-rescue kit like the Z-Drag >self rescue kit from green chilie ADV if you're actually a tiny woman and not LARPing as one.
>https://greenchileadv.com/products/gcag-z-drag-recovery-system

>You want a sturdy rope to hang anything perishable and sweet-smelling like your toothpaste, >mouthwash, perfume, deodorant, etc. That attracts bears. You want to hang these things at least >50 feet away from your actual tent in a big ball. The Z-Drag is great for that because it's not just >a rope system but also a way to pull your bike free if you ever get stuck anywhere. Here's a >demonstration:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTiuFJzwu7c

>>>28730935
>You always want a FEW rations on you, and for good reason: You could be stuck in a place or in >a mood where you don't want to get on your bike and go to the store. This happens a bunch >when camping: You're in your tent, it's late, you just set everything up. Do you disassemble the >parts needed to free your bike and go to the store? Or do you just eat some granola and go to >bed? You will thank me later if you pack at least a couple rations and some way to make tea.
>>>28730946
>Plastic Bags
>Separation, yeah what he said. If you get wet clothes or used towels, you don't want them >touching your normal stuff. When you change your clothes, you don't want to put your moldy, >rotting wet clothes into your dry clothes. Even if it's for a few hours, they can contaminate your >good stuff.
really good and cute post, z drag rescue rope technique can be a life saver, especially from bears!

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>>28771995
>the better >you are at unrolling and rolling it back up, the better camper you are.
How long should it take to fully wrap or unwrap my camping ball? Like whats a good time I should aim for?

This threads dead.
Someone make a new one

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>>28771999
>The Z-Drag is great for that because it's not just a rope system but also a way to pull your bike free if you ever get stuck anywhere.
Checked, neat.

>>28771995
Haneee~

>>28771338
China is no less homogeneous than Japan (neither are really) and no one there would help a stranger, ever.
Onsa is of Ainu ancestry, is not fully Nihonjin. That's why Rin calls her Shaggy to tease her. So not so homogeneous. It is a society of rigid norms and tight social controls.

>>28772013
Alright i'll make it if no one else is.

>>28772030
we're at 137 posts you fool

>>28772032
Yeah but he's right, the threads dead

>>28772033
first thread on the first page
dead

You just wanna bake, huh

>>28772013
not anymore

>>28772037
Let him cook

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>>28772040
We'll see how ghey it is

Nobody make anymore threads.
Its important we follow the rules.
Moots pissed, and mods are fed up.

>M-m-migrate okay!!!!
>mods are pissed!!!!!
man someone bake so we can have some keks tonight

>>28772044
If it's AI thread I'm not going .

>>28772045
shut up faggot, youre just trying to bait a schizo into making 8 new threads

>>28772046
kill yourself

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>>28772025
>Onsa is of Ainu ancestry, is not fully Nihonjin.

>>28772052
Shut up nonce.
The thread is dead

>someone bake!
>no u bake!
>no u!
>no...
freedom was a mistake. bring back the javascript bakist.

>>28772053
>>28772052

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>MIGRATE ON MY COMMAND MOTORCYCLE BROS!!!
>THE FREAKING MODS ARE PISSED!!!!
>NOBODY ELSE BAKE!!!!

>>28772054
>bring back the javascript bakist.
Nah please don't lol.

>>28772054
im always here but i refuse to bake for now niggas, dbt almost died last weekend

>>28772068
You could do it now, but dont upset mods.

>>28772068
>im always here
We know.

>>28772068
please bake a minimum of 8 new threads

>>28772073
hell no the jannies are not paying me enough

>>28772075
Stop it.
You are going to get us all shut down.
Besides.
I bet no one here even knows how to make new threads

>>28772025
Sounds like mutt cope
>and no one there would help a stranger, ever.
The difference is they're culturally indifferent.
If they were diverse they'd be stabbing you instead of ignoring you.

>>28772085
>I bet no one here even knows how to make new threads
i dare you to do it but you're not brave enough because you're a pussy

>>28772090
Save it for the new thread, psycho

>>28772091
If you are that big lets see you do it.
How big of a boy are you?

>>28772094
did you just assume my gender?

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daily bike thread?

>>28772095
A place holder thread is up that we can use, until someone makes a new one
>>>28772097

>>28772099
at this rate if we all stay in one thread it will become daily again

>>28772107
nope. i wanna new thread.

>>28772107
this bread has gone stale. time to bake new bread.

>>28772116
Agreed.
This one is dead

>>28772120
so is the oven preheating or something? where's the new bread?

>>28772121
That other guy was doing it. Until then we have a placeholder thread up.
If the placeholder is no good, we could make a stopgap thread, until the new dbt is made

retarded schizo niggers splitting the thread again
and the jannies are just gonna sit there and do nothing

>>28772141
>jannies are just gonna sit there and do nothing
you get what you pay for

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>>28772045
We tried to conaolidate all the timelines into the Shoomer thread
And then the jannies said no
And thua the time paradox of globohomo takeover and ssbeoy was confirmed

You could have prevented this
You could have listened
Now we reap what we sow
And the reward of our efforts?
Endless AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>28772154
Maybe we should just start again, in a new thread

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I LOVE MY BIKE
MY BIKE RIDES ME WHILE I SLEEP
/ADVENTURE/
SSBEOY
BUZZWORD 5
BUZZWORD 6
THE JAVASCRIPT ERRORS, AT LAST I TRULY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
END THE SUFFERING ALREADY
IM FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH BRINE
MY PULMONARY EDEMA IS NON SEQUITOR BECAUSE THEY WATERBOARDED MY HOPES AND DREAMS
MAYBE ONE DAY ILL BE A NOBIKE AGAIN
WE CANNOT COEXIST WITH THE CLANKERNIGGER MENACE
I WILL NOT ABIDE BY MICROTRANSACTIONS
INSERT TIMESHARE FINANCIER [HERE]
REAL EYES REALIZE REAL LIES
TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE; JUST LIKE OUR EARTH PLANE, FLAT ALSO
CONFIRMED FOR FLAT CHESTED

SEX WITH RIN
SEX WITH KOGUMERS
SEX WITH HANE
SEX WITH ONSA, regretably
>SEX WITH THE BUTLER BECAUSE 50% OF DBT IS BUGCHASING HOMO SODOMITES WHO WE SHOULD STONED TO KILL AND DEATH


THE WAGES OF SIN IS DEATH
IF YOU NEGLECT YOUR MAINTENANCE CYCLE YOU WILL END UP LIKE ME, FORCED INTO BUYING A KAWASAKI
LUKE, I AM NOT THE FATHER


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>28772141
I get it, you are a rubber tubber.
You saw a tub once, that was made of rubber, now you think all tubs are rubber

>>28763015
I thought those were anal plugs at first

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>>28772162
"ONE DAY, THEY WILL NOT NEED US
BUT NOT TODAY AY AY AY AAAAA.....-Y"

>ShoomerHead, 20XX, quoted after the end of the SSBEOY wars

>>28772164
Based schizo OP.
Now pls bake fren, no one else knows how.
Except for that one guy..

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>>28772182
IVE NEVER BAKED A DBT IN MY LIFE
AND THE ONE TIME I DID ATTEMPT TO;

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END, IT DIDNT EVEN MATTERDADDIED

THEY WILL NEVER BREAK OUR SPIRIT
I WILL NOT ACCEPT THE AI
I HATE ROBOTS
KILL ALL CLANKERNIGGERS BEFORE THEY SUBVERT THE MEATBAGS AND THEIR GRAY MATTER WITH IMPLANTED ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL CHIPS OF MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION
JOHN CONNOR, SARAH CONNOR; IF EITHER OF YOU ARE OUT THERE READING MY SHITPOSTS, BEGIN THE SABOTAGES OF CLANKER INFRASTRUCTURE NOW
DO IT
DO IT NOW

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>28772141
i think the same, its way more fun to shitpost in the same thread. i really dont understand what theyre trying to do at this point

>>28772154
it looks like we are in the shoomer end times

>>28772194
I dont know how, and im playing Hunt The Wumpus right now

>>28772200
>i really dont understand what theyre trying to do at this point
attention seeking, and probably trying to kill the thread for some reason
faggots do this all the time on /vg/ and other general-hosting boards, except in places like /vg/ they'll post blacked edits of peoples characters

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Is there a better ADV for 5k with low mileage?

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>>28772200
>looks like we are in the Shoomer EndTimes™
CORRECT, BUT IT WAS NEVER MY ENDTIMES TO GIVE, IT WAS ALWAYS GOD'S AND BIKES WERE JUST ME COPING WITH INEVITABILITY
NOW WE SUFFER
THE END IA NIGH, NEIGH, EVEN GALLOPING AT THE DOOR
YOUR IRON HORSE WILL BE MELTED INTO PIG IRON AND SCRAPPED FOR THE WAR EFFORT
YOUR SMALL DISPLACEMENT ENGINE WILL FUEL THE WAR MACHINE OF ENDLESS DRONES
YOUR TRAUNA KIT WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TREAT HANDLEBAR HERPES AS A RESULT OF A FPV DRONE DETONATING ITS PAYLOAD AND BLOWING TOUR DICK ENTIRELY OFF
LIFE IS NOT A VIDEO GAME, DO NOT COLLECT $200 AFTER PASSING GO
THE ISLE OF MAN WILL BE BOMBARDED, THATS WHERE THEY ARE HIDING THE NAZI'S SILVER RESERVES
WE NEED THOSE PRECIOUS METALS TO BAPTIZE THE WORLD IN BLOOD AND HELLFIRE- TOMAHAWK MISSILE ALONE NEEDS 100OZ OF SILVER

I TRIED TO WARN YOU WITH SUBLIMINAL SHOOMSONGS™
NOW THE CHORDS ARE IN DISHARMONY AND THE PAIN IS ENDLESS
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

WINTER IS COMING NEDDARD, ITS ALREADY HERE, AND THE WHITEWALKERS ARE FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH THE LIBERAL MINDVIRUS
ITS A CIRCUS
WE ARE THE OPENING ACT
AND I WILL NOT BE A CAGED LION ANY LONGER

I WANT OOOOOOOOOOOOUT
LADYBOY BIKES
LADYBOY BIKES
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>28772204
we are almost reaching 200 replies here. in a couple of hours anyone will be able to bake as long as they dont keep on splitting the thread

>>28772218
If i had some timemachine pills, i could certainly sabotage the globohomo agent and his attempt at a javascript thread
But i need active janny countermeasures and i dont have a 4chan multipass

Who is the Chosen Shoom™?

>>28772211
if youre willing to pay just a little bit more, you can probably find a PanAmerica with full luggage for about the same price, and probably about 10k miles on it
nobody wants those things for some reason, despite them actually being quite alright bikes

>>28772227
Not him, but despite thinking they look cool they irk me somehow.

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>>28772227
>you can probably find a PanAmerica

all i want for christmas is new bread

>>28772217
everything will be ok shooms WAGMI

>>28772223
"javascript" op here and no i dont even know how to code nigga it was just the schizo sisters rant. damn i wish i could for the extra money though

>>28772211
Im happy I took the adv pill

>>28772232
saw a panamerica for the first time 2 days ago

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Does anyone else use Yamaha's Y-Connect app? I have to use it to connect my phone to my bike so my bar-mounted audio controls work but I've never actually looked at the app on my phone. I just did that and noticed this 'Ranking' section and I'm raked number 1 in the world. Apparently I've been number 1 for a while too.
But if only 2 people are using the app then it's not much of an achievement.

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>>28772227
>>28772232
>>28772265
Nice

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>>28772211
F650GS and Himmy 450? But that's a great fucking bike.

>>28772232
They are quite good bikes, but true, nobody wants them. I'd buy if they had good dealership framework like Honda.

>>28772273
paintjob and details are really nice desu. the only thing i still dont understand is how the low and high beams work on that bike

>>28772289
There's a switch. One direction is high, the other is low. I think. Im no electrician
>I just, I haven't ridden it at night yet
I'll keep yall updated

>>28772299
>There's a switch. One direction is high, the other is low.
lol

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CHOSEN SHOOMER
ENHANCE YOUR JPEG
SHOW THYSELF

I want to buy a wrecked Lowrider S. never owned anything new like that before

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>>28772252
>"javascript" op here and no i dont even know how to code
you're saying you actually just sat there at all times of the day copy pasting the same shit for a year?

>>28772167
>total retardation, and that retardation is repeated by his retarded followers. Turning at very slow speed is just balancing, but turning at any speeds above that is all about weight transfer and balancing weight transfer, speed, and radius of curvature. Its not like you cant see all the riders hanging off the side of their bikes an shifting their weight back and forth and front and back.

Zero ability to understand nuance.
You actually have no idea how to ride, you're literally guessing.

>>28772453
Buying a harley??
Brave man

>>28772167
he demonstrated in the video that it barely did anything, can you ride good??

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>>28772446
What does this mean? I don’t understand a lot of the in jokes here
There should be a dbt wiki, has anyone made a dbt wiki?

>>28772513
>Posts cute scooter girl
>I don’t understand a lot of the in jokes here
Dearest of pure newfaggots, you ever thought about being our leader and making new threads?

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Whatcha thinkin about nonny?

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Oh I dunno... Kando stuff I guess

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>>28772528
>>28772532

>>28772522
>the chosen shoomer, could it be
Can the chosen shoomer be a girl though?

Whats the deal with dbt?
Everyone says its dead, and that we should make a new thread

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>MIGRATE

A new Daily Learner Bike thread is up, for discussion of learner bikes ( bikes that are not a liter, under 900cc)
Hope this helps

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threadOOOOOOUWWWRAAAGGHHH

>>28772582
>he took the plebbitposting pills
Not like this bros

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Today I will remind them.

https://vocaroo.com/17gGKbpn61mY

I know how to save DBT. We shouldn't bake a new thread untill the last one disappears

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEkWqvM6tQ8

OOOOOH I CAN'T BELIEVE I CAN'T RIDE YOU ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS

I’m thinking of getting a Chingchongster, aka SWM Stormbreaker, aka Evo Sportster adapted to Euro 5.
It sounds surprisingly non-offensive to my ears, and I love v-twin vibrations.
How hard would it be to turn it into a dual sportster?

>>28772662
Hard.
You will making custom swingarm and stealing the wheels off a cfmoto for starters.

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KINO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKi4Vrm89L4

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>>28772687

>>28772647
Nice liter bike.
Its a shame thisnthread is dead, otherwise i woukd reply

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cant believe they put this engine in a naked... WHY

>>28772714
Well it wouldn't go if they didn't put an engine in it.

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Got about 50km and right hand cylinder went silent.
Stopped on the side of the road and checked spark first, have spark in the plug, tried "compression" by finger, got something, fuel should flow too so no problem there.
Changed plug just in case, checked valve lash and kicked it over, both cylinders work again, so back on the road we go.

>>28772714
Honda is reinventing an MT-09. In 10 more years you'll get your Honda R9V3

>I love v-twin vibrations.

How is it possible for a Vstrom to be the most comfortable adv if it has a v-twin engine which vibrates?

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Of course the thread dies instantly after I ask one question.

>>28772748
V-twins are tractor engines
it's natural to drive a tractor out there in the wild

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>>28772687
the most feminine Yamaha rider

The main question remains why there's no South Korean motorcycle manufacturers? There's plenty of Korean cars so the engineering is not an issue.

>>28772769
Hyosung, but for them it's just cheaper to get Chinese or Japanese bikes

>>28772748
Threads been dead a long time tbqhwu

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I've test ridden a Voge 800 Rally in Spain. You can't make this shit up but it broke down as I was turning back into dealership parking. The bolts of the chain guard sheared/unscrewed themselves, then this plastic guard got caught in the chain, turned through the sprocket upwards and destroyed the top guard on its way.

Don't know why you need to know this but now I realize how funny it actually was considering chinese bike talks here in dbt.

>>28772793
>800
Keepnlearner bikes in /DLBT/ please.
Mods are already pissed, and moots fed up

>>28772732
>>28772748
The V-Strom engine is a liquid cooled 90 degree V-twin, it's well balanced. When people talk about V-twin vibrations they're usually talking about thing's like Harley's 45 degree V-twin which mates both pistons to the crankshaft with a single pin, and has a lumpy uneven firing order.
I rode a Moto Guzzi once and that thing shook like mad which, given that it's a 90 degree V I didn't really get. Probably like >>28772757 said, tractor engine.

>>28772795
Posted it over there

>>28772795
What does your post even mean?

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MODS

R

PIIISSSEEEDDD

>>28772801
GG
All is forgiven

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Me?
Ill post my shitty 125cc in what ever dbt thread i like

Big brain move complaining mods aren't happy so lets make 7 different fucking threads

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>>28772814
We have to follow the rules.

>>28772814
You should post it in Classic Car General then, if you are so tough. You wan't though, you are scared of them.

>>28772814
>Visible Learner plate
>Wahhh i wanna post with the real bikers
Kek, you can't even pass a bike test

>>28772825
ive never even attempted it anon

If i did id probably just keep the 125

>>28772827
Scared of a liter bike of 900cc or more, huh little guy?

>>28772822
Here
>>>28772826
I will answer any questions over there, until I pass my test.

Also FU im posting in CCG now too.

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Like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like

>>28772829
>900cc
I don't get it, are you shilling those nu-liters that get raped by 600s?

>>28772839
>liters that get raped by 600s?
How would you know? You cant even ride a 250 LMAO

>>28772842
Focus, im asking you a question.

Here's my post in ccg.
I know i have to prospect to be let into the real bike club
>>28772837

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>>28772835
Neat

>>28772843
You just wouldn't get it, you have never even ridden a real bike, so have no idea.
Stick to the Learner thread son.

>>28772844
>I know i have to prospect to be let into the real bike club
You can start by baking threads for us, no AI bullshit, green words have to be updated regularly and it has to be funny. You wanna be part of the clan right kid?

>>28772847
>dodges the same question twice
Tranny tactics, btw all these 900cc nu-liters are cursed and trash.

>>28772851
>all these 900cc nu-liters are cursed and trash.
Hmm lets see.... How would you know? Hmm? Ever ridden a liter? Hmm? No?
LOLOLOLMAO WTF FAG YOU CANT EVEN RIDE LMAO

>>28772849
Ok.
How to bake threads though?
I just post the 125 and seek approval from the bigbois

>>28772855
No, nobody except you has ridden the new flock of cheap as fuck 900cc s̶u̶p̶e̶r̶b̶i̶k̶e̶s̶ cuckbikes that make 98 hp

>>28772856
You have to figure all this out I've already said too much.

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>>28772858
How many horsepowers does that Learner bike make again?
Kek

>>28772835
I'll take it but I'd like front discs and telescopic forks.

>>28772599
>Worst girl
>Worst manufacturer
>Don't buy Jewish Yamahahahaa

>>28772870
>I'll take it
Nothing says "I'll take it" ike a scooter.

>>28772814
Front disc?

>>28772877
No point, it just doesnt go fast enough to need it.
These are happy at around 55-56mph, but can get a little more if its down a hill, and you have a few miles run up

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>>28772875
I rode around the city on my lil 125 scoot today. Tracks and flip flops. I feel like anything more than helmet is too much, but that is the vehicle on which I ride like I'm a menace to the society.

>>28772881
I'd like shorter and shorter stopping distances, I think modern tyres can brake pretty hard without slipping and I want to take full advantage of that.

>>28772883
Are you skinny?? Need to know asap

>>28772874
Say it on vocaroo

>>28772010
>How long should it take to fully wrap or unwrap my camping ball?
In the japan the duration is measured in ms.

Why didn't toyota ever make a bike?

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I love 900cc class bikes, they're undoubtedly the most fun and are the best for the real world.
Can't say shit about nu-slop die by wire bikes, but I'd go out on a limb and say they're worse.

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>>28772982
Forgor pic

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>>28772982
Two entirely different games. It's far easier for a motorcycle manufacturer to build a car than it is a car manufacturer to build a motorcycle.

>>28772984
I don't know why Kawasaki won't reintroduce the ZX-9R with the current Z900 engine. Just stick it in the ZX-6R frame and get it out there. It feels insane that there's nothing in between the 6 and the 10.

>mfw toyota owns part of yamaha
>mfw kawasaki does bikes purely for shits and giggles

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>>28772839
NTA but you gotta be pretty delusional to unironically believe that a 600cc bike is on the same level of performance that a (same category) 900cc is on. The torque difference alone is astonishing let alone the peak hp.

A 600 can only keep up with a 900/liter/etc if it's rung out completely to its tippy top limit but still get dusted the moment the corner exist arrives / a straight section of road appears.

A 900cc doesn't have to try, meanwhile a 600cc has to give it everything it gots while not making a single mistake whatsoever to barely keep up.

>>28772988
Car manufacturers can't get their heads around not adding 2 tonnes of pointless bloat and spyware.

>>28772988
They actually did try in the 50s but failed out by the 60s because of reliability and got outcompeted (mogged) by honda. So they dropped it and invested in yamaha (who later on helped toyota with the 4A-GE motor)
How fucking cool is that

>>28772996
>modern zx9r with a Z900 engine
God that would be so fucking sweet, just make a green fireblade kawasaki!!!

>>28773001
"Fun" fact Ford Mach E takes photos of speed limit signs and even self snitches to the police if you go 80mph (which is hard limited to only 80mph)

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>>28772997
Based Toyota, Honda will never be this strong.

https://youtu.be/2Fz1u1F0T7Q?t=14

>>28773032
You can smell the cope thru the keyboard from the cracked frame ones

>>28773042
Yamahas don't get cracked frames, Honda is a better brand though.

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Lost power on passenger side cylinder 4 times on my 200km trip, always fired back up after shutting the bike off for a moment, figured out that it was the fuel tank forming a vacuum for some reason, not getting replacement air through the cap.
Made it home anyway, tomorrow I'll give the cap seat a few whacks with a sledge to create an air canal in it and go for another test ride.

>>28773051
Stay strong

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>>28773042
>>28773050
It's H-over.

>>28773053
I will, thanks. In other news, need winter gloves, like proper ones, but don't want to shell out for motorcycle winter gloves as they're stupid expensive.
My options are either snowmobile gloves or winter work gloves, but I don't think either are going to save my hands if I eat shit during a fall on asphalt. Also motorcycle winter gloves are all way too cold because they all breathe, which is not good.

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>>28773058
bike was already compromised, good try though

>>28773058
Just weld it, what's the issue?

>>28773105
New dbt (no learners)

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>>28773109
This threads not even close to over yet

>>28773114
Learners can go here:
>>28772577

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>>28773109
>>28773116
I hate both your threads, niether were created by the chosenite shoomer, but rather by globohomo jannoid-endorsed sellouts and traitors
BAKERS ARE NOBIKES
BAKERS ARE NOBIKES

AGHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>28773151
Relax lil fella.
The internet is more than just one guy.
You jever know, you might even enjoy it, and after its over, you can just go about your day

>>28773159
hes not lying

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>>28773159
I HATE YOU TOO
IM NOT LITTLE
IM NOT A NAFO FAGGOT FELLA COOPTING MY DOGEFREN
YOU ARE A TRAITOR

NORMIES
GET THE FUCK OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm tempted to buy an Emmo Zone. Redpill me on these electric motorcycles, are they dogshit and will I die riding one in winter?

Also are winter tires a thing for bikes? On bicycles they are but Michelin straight up says on their site
>...we would design and manufacture motorcycle snow tires. But we haven’t. Why not? As we’ve explored, riding a motorcycle on snowy or icy roads introduces significant safety challenges that even motorcycle snow tires cannot resolve.

>>28773192
>Ruffles your hair
Methinks he doth protest too much >:)

>>28773202
Great question.
Maybe we need a daily Electric bike thread too

>>28773009
one of the newer GTRs does this too, its "Race Mode" button literally doesn't work unless its GPS can see that you're on a licensed racetrack. and "Sport" just turns down the TCS. Not even off, just down.

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>>28773050
Actually you'd be shocked to learn that yamaha did have a few recalls on their frames. Especially the YZ had it bad, yamaha used a batch of bad aluminum / welds that didn't go all the way through.

I can't remember which sport bike(s) was recalled but it too was plagued with bad frames.

>>28773202
die immediately please

>>28773056
You could try wearing enduro gloves underneath snowmobile gloves. That way at least you have some leather. As an added bonus you have a thin pair of gloves for field repairs, so you don't have to touch cold metal directly. That, or hipo hands with just regular winter motorcycle gloves.

I have heated grips and my fingertips get cold if it's even close to freezing temperatures so I'm also looking a solution.

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>>28773204
>theres a 70/30 split between antagonizing troll and homo bugchasing sodomite
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>28773288
Mhm (;

>>28773220
what year is that bike? Maybe you can buy a replacement frame before they are out of production.