>hate vanilla midgets>loves chocolate giantswhy?
>>14671169He has a hungry anus
>>14673557Oh that explains it
>>14672571I'll finna know what?
>>14673553excuse me, is this the first ever anally born human from a man?
>>14672028Andy fucking Dick has kids. Can you imagine someone gayer than Andy Dick? Yet he has 3 biological children with 2 women whom he had sex with. Being a homo doesn't make you impotent.
FROM PORTLAND, ORTONIGHT>Will Ospreay vs. Shane Taylor>Bryan Danielson & FTR vs. Lance Archer & The Righteous>Katsuyori Shibata vs. Rocky Romero>Johnny TV vs. Hook>Serene Deeb vs. Anna Jay>Orange Cassidy vs. Isiah Kassidy>“Bounty Hunter” Bryan Keith vs. Boulder>Jack Cartwheel vs. Nick Wayne>Pac will speak>The Bang Bang Gang will speak
>>14674458I mean I'm not gay but...
Kek, that post-production comments from Tony.
>>14674458I'm straight as an arrow and even I get kinda schoolgirlish. The man's a literal Adonis and he speaks six languages.
Rodrick Strong promohttps://x.com/AEW/status/1791986864762622212
>>14674491I feel like I sound insane saying this, but a lot of not giving a shit seems to help. Like dudes who truly don't care seem to not get hurt almost because they don't care enough to over think or overcompensate and just fall how they feel most comfortable. Wrestlers stunt men etc.
You guys have samefagged ALL WEEKEND. Bryan still got raped and you DID NOT GO VIRAL. Nor will you ever LOL. Your meme is dead. Thread you wasted 1 day and 3hours keeping on board just got archived btw. What was the point? LOL. We've been watching the biggest fight in past 25 years while you samefagged ignored threads here you sad twat kek.
Are we samefagging or not? I’m so confused.
>>14674393>>14674391you're getting worked by someone reposting a comment that was made in August 2023 - look it up in archive >>14674393you failed to go viral and your threads don't draw and funniest of all you spent all weekend samefagging IGNORED threads again - wasting your time BTFO's us? kek
>>14674333Update: THEY STILL HAVE NOT WENT VIRAL
>>14674333Soon as the cord slacks they're done for. And it will be 48 hours of bumping ignored thread son a dead board. LOL idiots
>>14674333FACTS!
What's the story?
>>14673421>Solo's BloodlineIt's called Diabetes.
>>14673333So far? A whole bunch of nothing after the match was already booked and announced. Regardless of what they explain or try and do after the cart has already been placed well in front of the horse
>>14673325Just like the AJ match, there isn’t one.
>>14674427LMFAO
>>14673325Logan coming out and interrupting the promo and challenging him for the title is the story, retard. "What's the story" only applies when the match is put on the card without the two people wrestling ever interacting. This disingenuous anti-Cody discord raid is so low effort, another reason the board is complete shit.
Based sashit destroyer.
What happened to this guy's fans?
>>14673586Trick Williams his janetty.
>>14673573the build up towards the world title is always good, but they drop the ball afterwards bad. And all these endless low energy jobber matches... I just can´t stand it anymore, it is like torture.
>>14673665Cant even call them jobber matches when they let the jobber get all their shit in.
>>14672866Tony only pushes the flavor of last month, not current. And the hype itself always starts with shallow memery. Bloodbath, catchphrase, funny dance. So it wouldn't hold up even if they struck while the iron was hot.
>>14672866he has fans?
>flippy manlet lmao i'd like to see cody do this
>>14674487>lmao i'd like to see cody do thiswhy would he?
>>14674498because he cant
>>14674498If he really wants to be Cena then he would
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asians should not be in Japan either
>>14673875She lives the gimmick
I don't know why Shino acted like that towards Namba
>>14674456smelly girlfeets
>YOU CAN'T BREAK MY CODES, CAUSE MY NAME IS CODY RHODES!
>>14674025huh what u mean
>>14671950>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
>>14671950>CODEMAN? I'M A GODDAMN GAME GENIE!
MY NAME'S MONTEZ FORDAND IM BUILT FORD TOUGH
MY NAME'S WILL OSPREAYCA-CAWWWWWWW! (ospreay sound)
ya gotta love the tonester
>>14673159>pigwheels is projecting his anger again
>>14672755If it ain't perfect, it ain't golden. Also, there's nothing to be 'addressed'. AEW is now fundamentally flawed. Not on the surface, at the root. They will never address the main weakness of twinks and nepomidgets, and soulless ex-wwe producers. He is gonna double down into dimelessness, because he's listening to morons.
>>14673168every post you make is full of rage, your life must be miserable
>>14672755>>14672755booking genius
>>14672971>Hot>A woman>Not racistWow she's everything Tiffany wishes she could be
and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>14674351Worked shoot, please understand.
>>14674351shitty webm made quickly by a retard, there are better ones on /sp/
>>14674024Fury got robbed
>>14674163Kek, dude almost collapsed the cornbuckles/ring when he slumped in the corner.
>>14674163kek what a big retard
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>>14673136Probably the same stuff everyone else does, just in Japanese
>>14673136Poor Asuka has no one to talk about video games with.
let's see Giulia's nipples
>>14673836wop milk
holy fuck i thought you retards said nxt was baddecided to watch and its actually kino>smaller coliseum style arena>wrestlers literally putting on entertaining matches>actual gimmicks>crowd is always into ityou faggots lied to me
>>14673780If you wanted to be told to be happy, quit coming here.
>>14673780No one lied to you. People say it is the best wrestling show on television once a week and then they move onto whatever else they have going on.
>>14673856You are no different
RIP GRUGGone, but not forgotten.
Brooks Jensen's current gimmick is seemingly not being allowed into the building at shows.
This week: 672k/0.23Last week: 711k/0.2464 weeks and counting
>>14673499>its super hilarious to me that noone is seething at your remark against TinaYou mean except you, captain seethey?
>>14673649>no uwow so witty so creative you sure owned me
LMAOOO
>>14673847
lots of malfunctions happening recently
Do girls have taints? I don't remember ever hearing about a taint slip
>>14673401Tights (assuming you're a bong and mean stockings/pantyhose) feel great on and nothing beats the feeling of the air against your legs when you walk around in them. Especially if you take the time to shave your legs properly.
>>14673456Yeah they do, just not in the same spot as a dudes taint.
>>14671897imagine the smell
>>14671928What am I missing here? Can somebody make it clearer?