eepy gn bf cuddly time versionpreviously: >>78260038
taking this faggot thread'a virginity with my big straight cock
attractive imaginary men cuddling and they have a catthey don't have to worry about anything because they are not real
i got a typo but at least i did it this time>>78273736it's okay my boyfriend is also imaginary
>>78273740my imaginary boyfriend doesn't even like me rip
Time to wash 300 plates and glasses
>>78273648AgreeI don't like being under pressure but I work better when I am
>they/them girl at the trivia bar asked me out and when I said I was gay she insisted that she was nonbinary and that I should try itshe was taller than me and was in great shape but I don't think I'd really enjoy a vagina
>>78274113shes nonbinary that means shes like a ken doll down there
>>78274113what the fuck exactly about this experience made you think that it needed to be shared heredon't actually answer that by the way it was a rhetorical question just fuck off
>>78274134no it just means she doesn't subscribe to traditional gender identity you fucking mongyou don't get fucking gelded or somethingretard
>>78274146ok mong>>>/r9k/britfeel
>>78273800Literally the same... I think. I just like being able not to do a thing for periods of time at work>>78273506That's the joke bakamoron. I always crack up imagining a boy using his feet to measure you
>>78274143why are you so angry about someone receiving FEMALE attention?you aren't just prisongay, are you? you aren't just faking it because you're lonely, right?
I've been waiting for the dentist appt for almost three hours now and they still haven't sent the confirmation message fuck this shit man
Those were both me.. n.nSlacking until noon, I am dying to death of hunger but no more carbs and sugar
>tfw still no sho bf to be his butler and dog
Boruto's father
>>78273757I'll be right there with you tomorrowGotta love these big events
He is so cute I should start grinding unist again
>>78273680Im becoming so lonely that im considering becoming gay or trans just to feel what love is likeI'm 5,3 so id have much better chances with guys
>>78274550well you'll fit right in, this thread is 90% prisongays pretending to be into men while blogposting about literally nothing
bisexual is the correct term chud
Suffer not the straggot to live
>turned on the wrong stove>melted anothet pan top handle>again>>78274550>becoming gayspoiler: you were always a faggot
biscum all deserve death and dishonor
>>78274558Whats a prisonfag??>>78274580Well im bi, but would never wanna date a guyI just wanna fuck a girl man!!
>>78274558what's the difference between prison gay and a penis fetish/fixation?
r9gay ragebait so easy
>>78274592>prison gayyou jerk off to femboys>penis fetishyou jerk off to futas
Who are the truegay of /r9gay/?
>>78274590they're straight men that have convinced themselves that male companionship is something they desire or are interested in to compensate for their severe failure with women>>78274592honestly they're probably very similar and likely grow alongside each otherboth seem like things straight men would develop or do after long stretches of loneliness and porn addiction
>>78274627I would like to nominate myself as I am actually gay and have been romantically interested in males since childhood. The problem is, the last time I accidentally created some level of significance and recognizability around myself the thread panicked and called me an attentionwhore, so I just don't make myself obvious lmao
>>78274621what if i fap to both (and the dick in straight porn) and still consider myself straight? i personally think most men are sexually attracted to dick but i am really picky about the ones i find hot. i also think irl gay porn is gross 99% of the time.>>78274635>both seem like things straight men would develop or do after long stretches of loneliness and porn addictioni do agree that i am straight but i will admit i've never fapped to a vagina on its own but i can easily fap to a dick i find hot on its own. vagina is not hot visually.
>>78274635oh geez i dont wanna end up like that, guess i gotta get a gf somehow
it's an immune response
My back hurts nooooooo ;-;
I might start drinking energy drinks to stay awake at night and game. Otherwise I'd be bored to death
If you post without punctuation your posts are not true. Simple as.
>>78272578You are all crybabies or clueless. How much do haircuts cost? Don't tell me you're getting a buzzcut? There shouldn't be a big difference between them anyway unless you live in a weird place So you're like a dirty little norseman? Is this your thing no
Pls understand Sweden has no barbers
would you date a guy with tiddies? not hrttits or pecs or moobs but actual d cup bazongas
no I think boobies of any kind on a male skeleton look horrible
>>78274919Tits and vaginas are literally vomit inducing. It looks gross to me so that's a hard pass.
>>78274919How would he even get them? You might as well ask if I'd date a guy with antennas.
>>78274864About 25-30 euro.That's a lot of money man, that's like 80% of what's in my account right now.No I am not getting a buzzcut I have (very) long hair and I enjoy it.>So you're like a dirty little norseman?What in the world did you mean by this? I get haircuts like every 6 months or so if I can and I wash it often enough, and it doesn't look bad according to the people around (my family) since they compliment me on it a lot.>>78274889The opposite is actually true, there are barbers everywhere. The town I used to live in like a year ago had so many barber shops it was unreal, I think you could find like 20 barbers shops if you walked around for an hour.
>>78274950understandable>>78274953ok would you date a boy with antennas?
Under Sheets In-Bed
>>78274966Nta but I would date a boy with antannae yeah they would be cute.
>>78274919Yes. I will gladly do so. I will also gladly play with his curly titty hair and firm manly nipples.
tfw the bug antenna boys and tv antenna boys are fighting again
>>78274550>>78274558You forgot they are all under 5'7 too, literal child height
>>78274958I mean you're a poor crybaby it's not that deep
>>78275020You aren't wrong yeah I complain here cos I have no one else to really talk to about these issues but if you bully me enough I'll leave here too.
>>78275010Height is a meme
>>78275031Die to death ruotsi bitch meow
I actually thought about Shunsuimaxxing yesterday and today
>>78275010why would I say that when I'm 5'6 myself lmao
>>78275042Can't tell if this is the real meow or the meow imposter. Though if you want me dead you'll have to do it yourself.
I treat some people much better than I should. Wish I was more ruthless, that would really be a helpful mindset/skill.
Time to finish up the work for the day. Less than an hour left and I'm too tired to do any exercise today. I will however game quite a bit I hope.
>tfw no sweaty dishwasher bf
>>78275090I get my posstures offa telegram so they will never have a filename like that meow besides I love you ruotsi my dearest friend
>>78275135Hmm I figured the filename was wrong, I think a lot of people here dislike me though so I might leave eventually. I know how to recognise when I am not wanted somewhere, I know that feeling all too well.
MY ALOCASIA HAS BLOOMEDthis is not a drill, this is actually really difficult to pull off with these more boutique hybrid varietiesit's a shame I have nothing to pollinate it with
>>78275160take your suomi fag bf with you thanks
>>78275163Hehe tiny plant dingdongs
>>78275160Noooo everyone loves you ruotsi don't let the lean poopyheads get to you
Thanks to the good wishes of you people, I didn't have dirty dreams. Also I hate this fucking word.
>>78275188yeah I have no idea why tropical plants have reproductive structures that look so phallicit is essentially the same thing topollen is basically sperm, seeds are basically eggs
>>78275056Katen Kyokotso Karamastu Shinju
>>78275186You should ask him yourself.>>78275194I am too sensitive to not let people get to me. It is what it is.
Ok what is a Ruotsi.
>>78274558>this thread is 90% prisongays pretending to be into menFor me, I am a late bloomer. Growing up in both a devout Christian home while living in a ghetto neighborhood can unconsciously make you repress your sexuality. I was always into tall and muscular women as a teenager, so the signs were already there (plus, all my classmates thought I was gay until I started thugmaxxing). I am most likely androsexual (masc-leaning attraction)
>>78275326please understand, I do not mean to diminish the feelings of those who are legitimately gay or actually have complex and queer adjacent sexualitiesthey are the 10% afterallit's the 90% that are posting the vast majority of the time, as they make up 90% of the thread
>>78275163mango tree day 3 updatesorry that was the wrong pic
how do i be real gay then mr expert
>>78275390you stop consuming so much porn and learn to be a healthy functional human being and witness how your sexuality either reverts back to the hetero preferences you have likely carried your entire life, or you're actually gay and you'll know it
As long as I can cure the fag out for me, I dont mind the prison gay tag. I need to marry a woman for a normal life and all.
>>78275404i jerk off to my imagination most of the time
>>78275326What are your thoughts on Crona x Kid? If not thatship whom is Cronas otp?
>>78275370Where are the fucking mangos That's just a plant you liar
If I were God I'd respawn all the people I do not like in India
>>78275370very cool, it looks like you have a lot of different stuff in therehere's a picture of my little plant cooridor
>>78275435Honestly crona deserves to be alone I don't like himKid and Blackstar were meant for eachother
Plants are so fucking nasty. How can you have this shit indoors. Also thats not very original.
>>78275435Not him but based on actual on page chemistry: Crona x MakaBased on what I would want to be true: Crona x FreeI can't see Crona and Kid getting off that well
>>78275448bruh android gets so weird about rotating photosslight crop to keep it vertical
FAIRY BLUE FOR YOU I GIVE MY LIFEhttps://youtu.be/VEC0gZvMVAI?si=4NJehvfcxB9f4TmR
>>78275470since you wanna be so mean about it here's a picture of my oldest plant
plants > petsThere, I said it.
>>78275470Reminds me of the libtards from NYC that have panic attacks leaving their concrete jungle and seeing trees for the first timeYou're mentally unwell
Sunf lower yay almoste uhh bloomingI also meant getting along meow
>>78275455How can you not like Crona? He is a sweet innocent baby boi who needs lobe. Though I do humbly agree Kid and BlackStar need to kiss.>>78275472Crona and Free???? Your Opossum brain truly showing on this take
>>78275558You see, I identify with Chrona and Free is my favorite man from the series? You follow?
>>78275470I really hope you're talking about vegetables and grains; otherwise, you are SEVERELY mentally ill, and that is not an exaggeration. Humans throughout history have cherished the beauty of nature, especially trees and birds. Please go outside and do forest bathing
Well I can't truly hate plants, you can eat them guilt free.
>>78275537I wish I had a gardenmy parents have a massive backyard and it's like a jungle, but I never have the energy to visit and it's so hotmy inside pals help but I really want to doze off in a hammock surrounded by my green friendshere's my pilea moonvalley it's probably my favorite
>forest bathingWhat the fuck is this? I'm not searching up this term. Just say go for a walk in a forest or a park.
Oh it's the jeet lol no wonderThey're only comfortable bathing in literal cow shit or they're out of their element
anyone wanna watch a movie? im thinking something david fincher
>>78275578So self projecting self insert schizophrenic fan fiction delusion ship? Got it. I do like Free though and I wish to pet him like the wolf he is.
>>78275503Is it edible? People eat the most random plants here you wouldn't believe it.>>78275520This doesn't happen polfag.>>78275583I very much like nature. I just dont like faggot biomass.
>>78275435>What are your thoughts on Crona x Kid?Like meow said, I doubt they would hit it off. Crona needs someone who has a nurturing spirit, and maka fits that nicely
>>78275620>What the fuck is this? I'm not searching up this termIt just means walking through forests without external distractions like headphones. I didn't make up that term lmao
>>78275626I can watch anime, i was thinking Heaven's feel.>>78275659Oh you are the black dude. I just remembered.
if being gay was a hobby
Honestly, what will become of me?Don't like reality, it's way too clear to meIllusion never changed into something real
>>78275621No, I just take offence at the retarded live love laugh gwyneth paltrow vagina candle tier term.
Imagine being the founding members of gay lmao
Finished with work time to relax I guess
>>78275696I take offense at your odor
>>78275640the leaves aren't, they contain heavy amounts of calcium oxalate which is a toxic crystalthe fruits are like corn on the cob almost, but they are very toxic until totally ripenedhere's a tetrasperma leaf that's bigger than my hand
>>78275711I just told you I'm not him, I just him and you equally.
>>78275686How common is it for straights to be on grindr to get with the pooners there. I know it is a thing at least.
Fuck. I keep forgetting that I have to take shower. I love my manly smell. >>78275718Why do you have this plant at your home then? Also your fingers are thick man
>>78275659I can agree that otp wise Maka fits the bill but I likethe Kid x Crona fanart. I guess I am just mentally unwell weeeee :D
Thank God for not making me a shotafag pedo.
>>78275678You are correct. Have we spoken before? I only recall meow, a Hispanic guy, and that piece of shit "apostle"
you queers and your little discord circlejerk
>>78275771I am the guy who spammed the thread. Not very specific and I am from India. Namaste.
>>78275761Yeah, the aesthetics would be really hot. I am in the process of learning how to draw, and depending on how much I progress, I can finally post some Crona fanart and rule 34 (side action only; no anal because that is gross)
>>78275757because I like ithere's a great leaf from one of my adansoniismy fingers are kinda thick but not reallya size ten ring fits loosely
>>78275790Oh, I remember. Everyone hated you and I more or less ignored you. Take care
>tfw most of r9gay is brown
>tfw no bf that loves his plants more than you
I make one post calling out the Chronafag and you post this. Unfair. I dont even call out other identityfags.
>tfw no tan with beauty marks bf
>>78275794You should draw lots of Kid and Crona making out and also show theirs souls making out. Meta and cute.
>tfw no white bf with good hygiene
>>78275634Easy with the buzzwords pal I'm sorry I have a different opinion informed by my own preferences
>>78275807Latinx continent is the mort zesty on the planet.>>78275806Same brah >>78275800Well alright. Who am I too judge. Mind if I read your palm?
>>78275862if you can see enough sure
>seemingly well kept space>able to keep a large collection of plants alive>whitemeow is finally beat guys, we can finally move on
>>78275882What are you babbling about besides I am white too and can keep my plants alive
What the hell are beauty marks?>>78275873You didn't have an advanced education. You probably have some decent savings. You should watch your health.
just need to find someone with reading comprehension and we're really set
>>78275916well I'm uncomfortable now
>>78275937Don't worry I stupid. That's the left hand, it's about your life partner.
>>78275949so my life partner is supposed to be like that?
>>78275975Well if I know a thing about reading hands then yes (mostly not).
>>78275794what's with all you anal haters itt wtf is this a bi thing idgi
I like wholesome children's stories with anthropomorphic characters c:
>>78275988it's a prisongay straight thing
Going out in public by myself I remember how fragile I am and why my life is the way it isSome things are just hardcoded
I wonder if there is low level fgc communities in Finland I could go to
>>78276074relative to who
>what's a stickyniggerfaggot whores
are people's chest naturally that hairless or do you shave? Also nice happy trail, would follow.
>>78276012It's a poo is not hot thing
I don't have any chest hair myself
you need ozempic fucking piggie
I opened that pic. I dont think you are fat but you should cut those hairs in your armpits.
>>78276074dude nice, however it cannot be determined if you're fat in this position. people look the least fat lying down.
>>78276153Fatness is not a spectrum, you are either fat or not fat. You sound fat.>>78276164Mine is this way naturally. I am pushing 27 so I don't think I'll ever have chest hair.
>>78276185bad opinion anon
>>78276180You are probably right. I feel disgusting and grab inches everywhere all over my body. I really won't be satisfied until I am nothing but skin, muscle and bone.
I know I'm skinnyfat. all flab no muscle too.
I have a lot of hair on my body. I dont like it really. Lots of itching.>>78276228Why >>78276229Doesn't sound good anon. You look alright.
>>78276207>Fatness is not a spectrum, you are either fat or not fat. You sound fat.Cope. I can clearly see on the image you are overweight compared to the average twink
>>78275988Anal is largely why queer/gay men were disproportionately affected by stds. It's also largely why people think we are sexual degenerates. Frotting and oral are well known to be low risk. Anal is incredibly unhealthy
side view please, how far does your gut stick out from the main line of your hips?
>>78276260I'd probably suck your cock if you take good showers and buy me comfy take out or something
>>78276266Not trying to be a twink though, just want to be fit. I don't bottom.
'Demographers Larry Bumpass and James Sweet have found that not only are unions begun by cohabitation twice as likely to dissolve after ten years than first marriages, but that marriages entered into after a period of cohabitation are also less stable than marriages without prior cohabitation. This contradicts the popular assumption that premarital cohabitation is good for marriage because partners are better able to size each other up before making a commitment. Other studies have shown that cohabitation is also more closely correlated with domestic aggression and social isolation than marriage.'
WHO GIVE A FUCK I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID BODY YOU DUMB NIGGER GO SLUT OUT SOMEWHERE ELSE
Anal doesn't make you get STD's or be a degenerate, that's what whoring does.
>>78276267men want to stick their pps in a lower hole and don't consider frotting or oral 'real' sex merely foreplay.
>>78276286kill yourselfthis thread is for real gays nowno more prisongays using this thread to blogpost for attention
>>78276279Just because you say you are bulking it doesnt mean you are not fat
>>78276267Fuck outta here nigger
>>78276312prisongays are the ones who are replying to that to begin with
>>78276260yeah ur just at the border of not being skinny fat. Don't stop being active and also do other things than just hiking and ull be good. Do stuff with ur arms a bit. u have plenty of mass there but by the way its just hanging there it's kinda obvious ur not doing enough curls or other arm shit. looking real cuddleable though. I like it.>>78276251cuz its neither too long, nor out of control. guys that are all smooth are freaky and childlike who wants that? bit of hair is sexy.
We know you have anorexia that doesn't mean everybody over 15 bmi is fat
>>78276322Made me kek. What's the cartoon ass post brah>>78276323Don't be racist.
piss off to >>>/soc/ insufferable idiots
>>78276324falseyou're the prisongaykill yourself
>>78276322you don't look fat to me at all but there's people here who think boys should be skin and bone.
>>78276335I am sorry I don't speak slang, I need you to speak the queens english
>>78276341I don't think you know what the term means at all, please lurk more Anon. It should be easier since you're likely already one-handed.
>>78276333Doens't look very hygienic. This is the place where I keep getting rashes.
This wouldn't fly in my old /r9gay/.
>>78276359it would fly for about as long as it'll fly here, he won't be back after today.
>>78276347Queens? What are you some fag? Say King bro.
>>78276350anon I doit means that you're straight and larping in a gaygen for attentiongo jerk of to transwomen and regret it for a few hours like you usually do
>>78267743So it seems, so it seemsorig
>>78276372That is absolutely not what it means at all, holy shit you're embarrassing.
>>78276267not really true anymore btw. not even statistically>>78276312based>>78276322yeah definitely just fine. sure things can always be better but I wouldn't even call you skinny fat or fat, but like I said, definitely at least maintain.>>78276324wrong
Please indulge me meow
attention whores attention whoring from attention whores.
>>78276374I'm always right, I have been for years
The flavour of yeast works really well raw onion. Idk why would someone wants to minimize the presence of yeast.
>>78276323Hi apostle
why not make an r9gay discord for real at this point
>>78276351Either you don't take enough showers or your skin doesn't like whatever product you use when showering or deodorant or u don't rinse well enough when u shower.
>>78276404He's a nigger too South African? NIGGER
>>78276383I need to take a better side pic, but my home is jam-packed with strangers atm.>>78276359How many years ago was old r9gay because I've posted my torso/body twice. The first time was years ago and this is the second time. So what exactly has changed? From my experience r9gay has literally been nothing except angry bitter faggots arguing with sissies.
>>78276381why are you getting so upset about being prisongay? there are so many of you here, they're just like you!
Fuck off to /soc/, normalnigger tourist.
>>78276439/soc/ was deleted by jannies, go look if you don't believe me
https://anamihalceamdphd.substack.com/p/the-singularity-is-nearer-when-humans
kiwi has a BFE asmr channel with 45k subscribers
>>78276406historically there's probably been many that all fell apart because of moderation issues (to keep it short)>>78276424catty bottoms that don't get any/enough dick. ignore.
What is this guy smoking?
If you're not a virgin you don't belong here.
There's one r9gay discord that is still standing
>>78276417Lmao whatever troll
and they refuse to go get the nearly endless dick on tap if they just download a dating/hookup app.
>>78276490I feel like if you're hesitant on dating/sex then you're more than likely the prisongay
start simping for story immediately
>>78276490you realize people are saying >tfw no bf, not >tfw no cock right? everyone knows sex is an incredibly easy commodity to get these days, no one has ever argued against it
>>78276482Chances are it's not actually r9gay though. How many people in it?
I wonder if r9gay has ever had a full roster threadAll the bots, all the schizos, all the personalitiesWhere the fuck is hue.. and wallposter jerseyfag
>>78276518I understand you have fantasies of what having a relationship is like, but I assure you a lot of it is just sitting in the same room with each other minding your own business. The honeymoon is nice and all, but that shit is fleeting. This is why most relationships are short-term.
What kind of reply is that? These normalfags need to get checked by a doctor or something.
>>78276518they still refuse even to use dating apps. you can go out on a date just make it clear that you are not looking for casual sex and won't have it on the first date or for a while. no they want le pure virgin just like them.
>>78276412Taking daily showers sound like a bitch move. Don't you feel bad wasting all that water and also soft?
I went on the fagapp. I sent a cropped picture because I don't have much/good pics. The guy asked why is it cropped and why I am shirtless,then ghosted me. What to make of this.
>>78276580You're a whore and the guy ran for the hills (rightfully so).
>>78276592Ok but whats wrong with cropped pictures and being shirtless. It's was really hot that day.
>>78276545this just sounds like an incredibly sad concession of how your relationships have gone
>>78276619>why is me sending a half nude picture (possibly full nude pic from all the guy knows) badRetard. Maybe show some decency?
you know it just takes 3 clicks to make these posters go away for a while right, and no i don't mean hiding the post
I would definitely fuck you. You look healthy weight.
>>78276643You actually make a good point but why wouldnt I take out the religious charm if I am supposed to be naked. He would have known that. Also nothing wrong with being shirtless as a man.
Is it narcissistic to shave and get all cute just to take pics and jerk off to yourself or is that based
>>78276671You're retarded and a whore. I rest my case.
Hmm this thread is bad and shit I'll be back for the next one
>>78276688I disagree>>78276686Sounds like some AGP thang
>>78276729You can disagree but the guy that bolted agrees with me. Next time wear a shirt like a human being.
He's too fat for a shirtHow do fat jeets even exist lmao
I dont follow your logic.>>78276741I can agree with this much.
I have some things to share.>Showed my sympathies to a girl on the TL who I thought had ED but I misread the post. Fucking embarrassing >SUV drivers playing chicken with me on the roadside(how the fuck is this fair)
I hereby summon thee, schizoposterMay you reign for a thousand years
>>78276831Normalfag blogs on /soc/ please, thank you.
>>78276846Yeah sorry bout that but I can't do anything else right now.
Had a long talk with my godfather about music (among other things) and didn't expect him to be a Lana del Rey fan. Anyway, played some music and while I liked the conversation I'm too tired now and I'd rather have spent that time gaming.
This is like 3rd day of unplanned no fap since I don't really have time or desire to do it when I could be doing better things
I commend whoever reported me for camwhoring but that butthole I stole from soc for the recordWas only a 24 hour ban too.. weakling janniesGood on ye lads
>>78276869You can post it on /soc/ or any other place you dumb gorilla nigger.
I have nothing to do add to this conversation.
>>78276940Yes. You are correct but I haven't used that board in a while. Also you could have said that without dropping the hard R
>>78276952What is wrong with you, dumb nigger? Get out.
>>78276567I mean between riding my motorcycle in summer which is hot as fuck and working out like every second day. I can't really choose not to, I don't wanna be sweaty and stinky at work. I do however take breaks on the weekend just so everything can kinda...rebalance and shit.
Would you eat this?https://youtube.com/shorts/Z11qxSCVOZM?si=oQdZtAGQcAGbTKvp>>78276990I am not blogposting now so shut up.
>>78276993Oh yeah the job stuff. My bad. I would shower too if I had a job. Also bikes cool you off don't they?
>>78275470I hate plant autists
>>78277022God I wish this was true, but like ever walked on a street in summer? So you got >heavy as fuck riding gear and a helmet>hot air like a hair dryer blow at you>a metal block full of exploding gasoline between ur legsand ofc as mentioned first the heat radiate off the street back at you. So by the time I arrive at home im pretty saucy. :d
>>78277044Thank you. But I make exception for wild flower fields.>>78277065You make a good point. I have never wore a helmet while riding. Though I also don't know how to drive a bike.
/r9gay/ is a footfa general
B-babe no put it away aaaaaaa
Is this guy a Sikh or pretending to be a Sikh. I dont get it. Here he is not wearing a Sikh turban.https://youtube.com/shorts/hOpRew1Zl0Q?si=U9Lmq0uaBZ8Y2wzXHere he wears a proper Sikh turban.https://youtube.com/shorts/6n-XzTzdQ9Y?si=uzTulu9aCZRgq1HjWhat you guys think? Yes there are Sikhs that don't wear those turbans but it's kinda wear he is wearing them at his convenience despite it not being mandatory in his sect.
Still trying to figure out why you post unrelated nonsense here nobody cares about
No one cares, Rakesh.
I think he is using the turban thing for baiting views. Also he keeps lifting the same old guy. 128kgs to 95kgs is impressive though. But a lot of his lifts are obvious ego lifts.
>>78276481If you post yourself online and flirt with every anon you don't belong here
>>78276534I hate things like that, tho I hate servers on principle, because it's never actual regular posters or lurkers: it's always just faggot attention whores using it as an esthetic. Teehee edgy 4kun incel uwuBut why would I go to a server when I can post and lurk here????
Talkin' about the server. There was an English speaking fag on one of those R9gay servers who was raped by his father. He used to cry on the VC. I hope he is in a better place.
you have to be as unpleasant as possible and gatekeep all the time to to earn your stay here
I knew an Austrian boy who used to browse r9k all the time in 2018-2019 and probably r9gay tooMost likely an hero'd :<
Shame it wasn't the jeet
>>78277093its fun. real fun. but definitely not safe everywhere.
Nah he probably just got a university degree and a boyfriend.
He could barely handle washing dishes at work without melting downI hope he's better but I doubt it
Updated latest worst posters list:1. Poo2. Filefag3. Meow4. Self posting whore5. Plantwhore
>>78277383Gardening is gay culture
I am actually very resistant to being suicidal. I have no will to die at all. Like any at all. Sometimes I feel guilt for this.>>78277351Well its not supposed to be isn't it?
Are those Kamala Harris crypto? Hahahaha
https://youtu.be/SYxN134gb-8?si=59u4DMVhe2AVczH_25:15
>>78277505I've watched all of those on X2 speed, it makes the tunes better
>>78277383oh I've fallen off the list, yay.
Everyone, post a random video with a random timestamp too.
>>78277546No. You can't make me, homo.
>>78277537Really? Those are good comfort videos so it's easy to not speed up or skim them. Idk about the music.
>>78277556You're not prisongay or something are you? Real homos make no sense.
WYDX
>>78277400It's not meant to be unsafe! Sure it isn't as safe as driving a car but its not like its super dangerous either.
>>78277574why do bunnies do kneading, cats do it to show contentment+happiness is it the same for buns?
refreshing the page to see deleted camwhore posts, yeah that's a good fuckin feelin
>>78277580What's with the exclamation marks? Idk this looks cool.https://youtube.com/shorts/0XReo9HHr9I?si=jS4VBaV0aOJLqNzE
Wow animals are so fucking stupid and corny.
>>78277597He's very excited about his bed, yesI love when mine do the big happy hop and twist, precious creatures
>>78277610>https://youtube.com/shorts/0XReo9HHr9I?si=jS4VBaV0aOJLqNzEThat looks like fun, I love riding offroad. I mostly watch adam riemann cuz he's both skilled as fuck and also super handsome.
want bf and eat his foreskinhttps://voca.ro/1jbG8Dg97Z8y
>>78277610I genuinely wasn't expecting the cars to make it all the way up there too this looks fun as shit
>>78277638Not really into motovloggin. I guess i prefer walking. Anyways I think all that looks fun.>>78277651They should add stupid shit there like crocodiles and running water.
I hate Fujoshits so fucking much it's unreal.
>>78277751I knew one growing up and she was pretty cool she would recommend me neat stuff like owari no seraph when I didn't know much about anime or media in general really
Enough for today ig. >>78277791Well I guess i shouldn't have generalised.
alright, time to get drunk and play TF2 and wish I was younger and more attractive and more charismatic and try not to kill myself
>>78277814Demo main?
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>>78277814I don't even have the motivation or energy to play tf2, I'm gonna spend the rest of the evening watching hour long Rust videos to numb my brain.Everything else is the same though.
>>78277823Soldier or scout if I am feeling particularly retarded>>78277827Take it out of next week's>>78277840Also a good choice, feel better soon
I need to find money off the ground right about now
>luring a jew bf with a trail of coins
he still hasn't fulfilled his boyishness quota for the day...
>>78277975shalom am jew bf
>>78277998henlo, can u teach me hebrew?
>>78277998Can you tell your rabbi to stop fucking my stocks up?
>>78277998fuck me with your nose cause it's bigger than your dick
>>78277988What can I do to fulfill it?
>>78278102uhm uhhhh be cutesy-wholesome and zoomer-like?
My socks are so stinky from working all day uguu >.<
>>78278130yes yes fine I will take the bait, hand them over
Can't wait for fall u_u
well well well time for another pizza to stuff my fat face with. I'm actually getting sick of pizza but I have nothing else to fix.
Did you clean the pan from yesterday? You did... right?
>>78278251it was just a baking sheet, I never fully wash those just wipe them off+change the parchment paper if I used it. The skillet just has oil in it so I'll wait until the next time I use it to clean it.
>>78277814You have inspired me to play some tf2 even if I suck ass at it
>>78278277It'll be harder to clean when the oil is all gunky and old, less effort to do it now
>>78278223That's my favorite season as well anon. Imagine spending your days at an old-timey british university campus while the leaves turn red :D
>>78278332I want to live in a cosy dorm with my bf like that @_@https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkYfPSWuovI
>>78278409Do you really not have any friends anon?Also what would you study at that hypothetical cozy college?
>>78278299oil has always been easy to clean, just wipe it up with a paper towel. I rarely even fully clean the skillet and just wipe out the old oil.
>>78278447They're overratedHistory(meme), realistically business or economicsOr magic..
>>78278332>Imagine spending your days at an old-timey british university campus while the leaves turn redI did this and it still fucking sucks if you're autistic
god, I should have bought more wine
Good thing whine is free, you miserable bitch
>>78278691fuck you nigger I have the right to complain
>tfw no bf with gray eyes
Bunny nonce 1 and 2 please euthanize eachother as soon as you can. Mutual suicide is the only way for you two to get your child bfs in other life or so the creature that goes by gay god has told me. He looks legit.
>>78278694My dick got bigger when you called me a dirty little nigger
Stop enforcing personalities perhaps
>tfw no amber eyes bf
>>78278712bars, originally
>>78278026I'm only ashkenazi jewish by blood
>>78278724Yeah that's how ethnicities work you goober ass kike
>>78278737I meant I don't know any rabbis :(>>78278719my mother has these eyes
>>78278718I will enforce my cock with your mouth. You have no say in the matter, so as big dicked sean said it: Watch your motherfuckin' mouth 'fore I go in itLittle bitch
>>78277582Average gay guy be like "I want to fuck a man that looks like a women :DDD"
>>78278778I want to fuck a man that looks like an anime character
>>78278771Post it then big shot>>78278778Ermm why are you in that thread..?
>tfwywn have a tea party with your bf's plushy toys
>>78278006Tea party? More like pitty party ayyyyyo. Imagine calling pitty sex w rizz what the duck
What the gay doin
r9gay bottoms want ugly old guys while r9gay tops are submissive sissies it can never work
>>78278883Hello, I'd like one submissive top bf please!
>>78268673We got got, exposed
>>78278883I can manage a submissive top
r9gay just wants to be left alone to engage our vices sir
>>78278894I'm not fucking reading all that shit
>tfw no short consise responses bf
>tfw no grammar checker bf too:<
>>78278925maybe you need an ai bf
>>78278964The technology simply isn't there yet anon..
>ywn be born in the future as a digital human, sculpted by your fbf who created you the way he was created by others
>>78278981>tfw no bf like this anon right here
>tfw no bf who doesn't expect me to read posts from other threads or twitter
That's why nearly all my investments are AI relatedThere is a huge market shaping upMy ai bf can live in my head rent free like cortana and john halo and talk to me all day giving analysis
>tfw no bf that doesn't post shitty 3d images
>>78279049>dominate this dominate thatHe sounds like a bad person.
>tfw no bf to watch ATHF with
Bradley Cooper as Donald Sterling
Who as who in what?
>>78279198Frylock's voice is unironically hot he's one of my favorite characters ever
It's gonna be peepee pants city here real soon
>Don't go around tonight>Well it's bound to take your life>There's a bad moon on the riseI like giving them a fighting chance. It's no fun otherwise *unsheathe mai blade* happy hunting!
the AI bust will rival the dot com bubble when it pops.
>>78279365On no it's notYou're gonna pee in my ass mister and you're gonna do it now
poppin bussy till i bust
>>78279300His voice is pretty sexi. So does that mean you want to cuddle and watch ATHF together????
I never watched adult swim stuff besides the odd episode of robot chicken. is it really that good?
Eat your boogers AmericaFor your children's children, when the mucus men take over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBdywzKD2JwWhile I doubt the people who made this would at all approve of this place, I also think some of you would enjoy this
Is r9gay pro or anti ira
>>78279752pro during the rising and war for independence anti during the troubles.
Currently working my way through a bottle of Cherry Amaro. Tastes pretty good and isn't too weak
I had a stomach ache and didn't get my pizza. Still time to get it now though but I wonder if I should. I have nothing else to fix for dinner other than a frozen pizza maybe some frozen chicken strips which are never that good.
>tfw no bf who isn't a drunkard or completely socially retarded
That's asking a lot from this place desu
Maybe just go to bed and sleep until I'm not hungry anymore? Wish I thought to grab some burgers at the store yesterday.
>>78279798People who can just casually handle their drinking in a social situation are fucking psychopaths with abilities far beyond that of the normal human being and I refuse to associate with them out of distrust and fear
>tfw no straight-edge bf
>>78279793Story can you get me a cs skin for my late birthday gift.
>>78279752Paul Brady is from Northern Ireland, I consider it more of an anti-war song than an Irish nationalist one
>fighting for your country bad
My country ain't give me no bf, fuck 'em all
>>78279843I told you no. If I start buying people things everyone is going to want some. It'll be like having gum back in school. I hope you zoomers can understand my reference
Ermm wtf is gum sorry I'm a zoomer I do not understand this arcane knowledge for which you write of
>>78279881>state mandated irish nationalist bf with curly red hair and freckles from a small countryside farming townGod please PLEASE
>>78279883Well shit negro, that's that.
I don't know why I bother asking it here, but does the average "Northern Irish" want to be part of the UK? I've never really studied the subject
Evidently so otherwise they'd be unified right now huh
I guess that's how it worksJust like how the average Donbasnik wants to be part of Russia
>>78279921Northern Ireland is split, Catholics want to join the rest of Ireland and Protestants are pro-UK. The nationalists will likely win out in the end
>ireland is the last place in europe where wars of religion are still a real threatI guess they aren't white
>tfw somali ireland will never unify with paki ukthe west.. has fallen
>ireland has somalisNevermind, everyone knows that Somalis only move to the whitest areas they can
It'll be 3 weeks on Sunday and I don't think this hemorrhoid is going back in. Imagine your asscrack constantly wet and feeling like you need to wipe only if you do it'll be dry for about 30 mins at most. Oh and if you do it too much the skin of your ass crack because very inflamed and painful. That is what I'm dealing with right now.
this is normal in [current year]
>i derail the thread by bringing up the irish>still don't get a single (you)It actually feels better this way
>>78280026I hate you for posting and saying this even sarcastically.
It's impolite to give (You)s in my culture
That means I'm doing well then?
so pizza out, frozen pizza, chicken or go hungry? decide my fate.
I looked into my orb and I foresee internal bleeding of the anus no matter the meal
>>78280026me (dean) and my nonbinary amab long distance bf jean who still talks to his bisexual ex that dumped him for a girl (twice) therefore engendering intense dysphoria and jealousy of females we're working through together as a couple (dean & jean forever)
>>78280078Eat the frozen pizza I guess. It seems like it would be the most fun for the least pointless expense out of your options.I don't know I just finished my last leftovers and I also have no idea what I'll eat for dinner tomorrow but it will unfortunately probably consist of canned chicken.I've been doing well on spending and haven't gotten fast food or takeout in over a month now, I want to try and keep it going
There is no anus
>>78280094How are you LDR but also nesting partners wtf
>>78280104My god Story is about to break out of the Matrix
>>78280078can't go wrong with bean and cheese quesadilla
>>78280026If this is real I want to give props to the 100% for sure white nonbinary motherfucker who named themself KimchiCould you imagine some Korean dude naming himself Grits or French Fries
>>78280107we weekend together twice a month (alternating travel) and for 3-4 days each
This is about what I expected>(You)less replies, confusing>bait always gets attention>i get mistaken for namefagsGoodbye faggots
>>78280136are you saying I should go to Taco Bell? I think that's the last thing I need considering what it does to my gut.
Goodbye faggot we hardly knew ye
i played cadence of hyrule with a girl. she's not very good at video games but she's played several zelda games. maybe i'll let her explore on her own. she was aimlessly fumbling around and constantly dying. i've been going every day of the week just to see what people show up when. invited someone over but i don't think he'll come. and he's straight.
I'll probably come back to stir shit up now that I see how it works, I am a faggot after all
I'm gonna kiss you on the lips and tongue rape your sissy mouth
>>78280158make it yourself dummytaco bell doesn't even serve black beans
wow another tale of normalfaggotry, be sure to keep posting them
>>78280168what's her letter and age 3ds?
Erm, are you replying to me? Sorry, I have autism
Would you bf someone that had a name that rhymed with yours for real? I can only think of two names that rhyme with mine and they're both inferior
>>78280200I can't think of any names that rhyme with mineIf there was one it would at least then be unique or foreign I guess and that could be interesting
>>78280187I don't have beans or tortillas.
John, Sean, Lebron
>>78280194if i had to guess, probably L, and she's in her 20s. i was eavesdropping on talk of an all-boys party and after inquiry i discovered it was a "sex party" and i politely declinedone of the employees there with a girlfriend said she thought this boy was "cute" and she said my hat was cute. it has a picture of a chicken on it.
how many minors groomed yet
>>78280261i saw some teenagers today. they were sleeping or watching tv. they kind of just sat quietly by themselves. so far the tranny only appears on mondays so i'll definitely make a note to NOT show up on that day. i also didn't see the boss's kids so the switch was free the whole day. i beat octavo's ode permadeath in under 1 hour.
Well, I'm definitely out after that. Truly, only the worst prosper here
I typed lgbt community center in google maps on miami and got a ton of results. miami truly is very gay.
I don't really buy the spic normalfag adventures desuIt's fantasy, made up
>>78280303Oh shit I figured this was just some thing 3ds had found I didn't realize this was so common There's one in my city too I might check just once
>>78280303if i knew of any non-lgbt places where i could just sit and game FOR FREE i'd much much rather be there.
oh yeah also i got an hiv test and signed up for prep. they said they'd buy me a game.
I really don't appreciate this repulsive person blogging about his lgbt space escapades.
>>78280357how does it feel being bought and paid for like a whoreletting a strange men inject you with penis chemicals for vidya
>>78280313latest attention whoring meta
3ds is just one step away from normie. if he wasn't hung up about virginity and open to sex he would be.
>>78280371i am allowed to choose to not actually take prep>>78280394glad i'm not a normie then
he's basically being bribed to get it so then they can give the pills instead to minors so they can slut around safely.
>>78280394keeps getting rejected by straight guys is all
>over halfway through another year>still a loser with no bf in sightI'm actually starting to hope that a job materializes and the meds work otherwise I may go hollow
>>78280419i haven't asked out any boys, straight or not.
Is this the onehttps://www.pridelines.org
>>78280434like i'd tell you the name lmao
choose your class faggots
Every day I thank the universe I'm not American.
>>78280444Both MTF and FTM are translated as de Mujer a HombreSpanish speakers don't give a fuck lmao
Some bad hombres in this thread..
End the end I think I'll just go hungry. I need to lose some weight. tomorrow is a grass day I think since it'll be somewhat nicer out.
Spanish is such a nice sounding language and its cool to think that its mostly bastardized latin
>saw myself on the internet todayat least the quality was too low to see my face
elaborate mayhaps
>>78280614Some normalniggery, no doubt.
>>78280580I'd kms without hesitation
>>78280573Spain was a mistake though
>>78280614was at a public event a few months ago. normalniggers and their phones recording everything. it is what it is.
>>78280650I want a united Iberia, I crave it with every fiber of my beingI want to cleanse the p*rtuguese, fucking portnigger rats carving territory that looks like a log of shit out of the world's most beautiful peninsula and justifying it by speaking Spanish with a retarded lispp*rtuguese is a fake culture and p*rtugal is an illegitimate nation, and all p*rtuguese should be forcibly relocated to Brazil.
>>78280461every day i thank the universe i'm an american with a foreskinbeing american still isn't much better though
why oh why did the doctor have to multilate me as a baby? I could have maybe had a chance with 3ds...
>Buy my first ever pair of briefs>Wear them for the first time>They're comfyWhat the fuck? I thought the reason so many people changed to boxers in the 80s and 90s is because briefs were apparently uncomfortable? Like the reason everyone says they prefer boxer-briefs is "Oh they're so much more comfortable than both boxers AND briefs"
>>78280767I wore briefs when I was a kid and I hated them, I think its just a different sensory thing for different peopleAlso I think they look silly and I would prefer my fbf also wear boxers
>anything but boxers in summeralso agree briefs look weirdonly children and old farts wear them
briefs are tighy whities right? I remember switching to boxers after changing for gym in middle school for the time and everyone giving me shit.
>>78280651This is why I don't go outside origgy
Got another pellet gun in the mail to larp with, epic
>>78280776Baggy boxers or tigher one?
briefs are basically just mens panties
at least I finally got that fly that has been bugging me the past couple of days. I hate evenings. It's too early to go to bed but my leg is hurting and I'm too tired to play or enjoy anything.
>>78280882I wear baggy boxers but I'm also super autistic about fabrics and looseness around my lower bodyDenim makes my skin super uncomfortable and khakis are too confining so I've only worn sweatpants for the past decade
I wanted to date a gay guy for years now but I never meet anyone with whom I would fell in love and now I'm on HRT and I'll never get to experience that without dating a bigot. I know it's not the end of the world and I always have a chance at dating guy who mostly dated other men but it still makes me sad that I never found a love with a man
I totally forgot about my pyromancer. When I wake up I'll have throwing fireballs at a blind dragon and giant skeletons to enjoy
quiet nights like these remind me just how alone I am. Not sinking, not swimming either just treading water but I know I can't do it forever. If I didn't have the cushion of the money I'd likely be dead right now too.
>>78280737it's okay. if you're balding you still wouldn't have had a chance
>>78280902Oh are you autistic? Not in a mean way genuine question, cause they can often be specific regarding fabrics and how it feels and stuff.
Pyjamas are comfy simple as
I haven't worn pajamas since I was a kid. >tfw BJs in PJs bf.
>>78281139Yeah I think I've mentioned it before in r9gay but basically when I was a kid the doctors told my mom "yeah your son has 95% of the indicators for autism, he's severely developmentally delayed, but we don't want to diagnose him because the stigma around autism might make it hard for him to integrate with his peers" and I only found out about this in high school after years of getting bullied and not fitting in regardless of a diagnosis.
I'm not autistic mom you just bought shitty Kmart pants you fuckin bitch -_-
Bringing this back. Tag which ones you wear and if its correct.
>>78281200I wear the vers top ones
>>78281183Oh you should get the diagnosis now then you'll be able to get some stuff and advantages perhaps. Probably not, autistic adults don't really get much help, but worth a shot.
>>78281200I wear vers top tooI really don't like wearing any period
>>78281200top but I'm a bottom in spirit. They're falling apart and I need new ones but I'm too why to buy them.
>>78281200I wear vers and top, I dont really see the difference between the two? I guess top has the traditional "y" design on the front and thats meant to be the difference? Or is it the branding? No idea.
>>78281200I wore some toxic boxers for a little while (I have to squat a lot at work so my boxers got holes in them pretty often) but I've been getting better about buying new underwear more regularly and I feel pretty confident in being a top or vers topThat said if I ever started working out I would absolutely wear a jock strap from time to time just to show off my glutes (but only to my fbf on date nights)
I'm eating chocolate icing with a spoon. Bad idea, almost certainly but it tastes so good.
>Figure there are probably multiple high traffic NSFW discords >Decide to join a large number of them even though the idea of even talking to random strangers on the internet paralyses me>One Discord after another all do the process of saying you're 18, what you're interested in and so forth>All of them ask you if you're gay, st8 or biIs the most popular choice on these discords devoted to the sexualization of men populated by self described gay men?no.Is it mostly a bunch of self described "str8" guys?No, but funny enough they do outnumber the amount of guys who identify as gay.So what outnumbers every choice by a gorillian?>BiBi times a million.I somehow listen to women talk again and again about going on dating apps, finding a guy who works out and the guy openly bi and they freak the fuck out.As much as they may be devoted to repeating performative progressive trash, just the idea that he may have or even just thought about rearranged a bussy with his meat mallet disgusts them to their core.The irony being they are often a fat mewling hole that no self-respecting guy should ever touch their dick to.Before I just assumed there are a lot of narcissistic guys who want to fuck themselves and at best guys who take care of their bodies and women who actually do that and actually appreciate a man who also does that are few and far between.But now I feel like bisexuals vastly outnumber homosexuals especially if you include women who admit to being bi (and get not a modicum of flak for it.)It stands to reason the spread isn't normal guys and then guys who can't get hard for even the most attractive women and then apathetic guys who enjoy putting their dick into warm holes.
>>78281200sub bottom wearing the top's ones, I like underwear that is comfortable and looks alright too
I think I would wear panties if my bf wanted me to, does that make a troon?
>>78281268Haha yeah*caresses your cheek*Yeah that is a bad idea*licks the spoon in your hand*You definitely shouldn't just be eating the icing*sucks a stray spot of icing off your cheek*What are you even doing anon that's such a bad idea*fingers your butthole*
>>78281375watch the hemorrhoid!
>>78281305The amount of straight men who are closeted as bi is NUTS. However I think the majority of them are just prison gay, or just desperate. They wouldn't actually go through with it, its more they're just that horny and touch starved they'll take anyone. Or its a fantasy they've gotten into their head of trying to fuck some femboy bussy without realizing the majority of gay men don't look like that at all.But yeah the massive amounts of men I've seen on grindr and shit who I've also seen as "straight" on Tinder, or hell who am acquainted with IRL and claim they're straight is WILD. A lot of people have double lives it seems.
If I had a nickel for every nigger I heard say "eww I'd never date a guy but mmmm cock is yummy" I'd be as rich as story by nowCliche faggots
femboys are amazingly cute though and I would give anything to be able to fug one.
yeah, I'm thinking it's time for adVanced sex
fat neet bedtime, I hope I die in my sleep. I'm so pathetic and worthless. 34 years old, fat, ugly, no family, no friends, living in my own filth with 9 cats. There's nothing good or redeeming about me.
>>78281743i feel this way but im 24
>tfw yawn and hearing returns to normalOh yeah oh yeah
>>78281814>tfw yawn and something incredibly painful pops in your jaw and you have to suffer for the next ten minutesOh yeah oh yeah
You guys've been quiet lately. What's up with that, hanging out with bfs?
is it bad I wanna top bottom twunks as a femboy
