natasha nice fucked her face and her body up for the camera and now there's a puddle of sweat where my nuts used to behow come only pronstars know how to excite the male ego lmaoYour fortune: Better not tell you now
>>11766928my penis hasn't felt this good since 2010this is actual hateful stuff this porn lmaoYour fortune: Outlook good
>>11766911>pornstar showed actual commitment to her craft and fucked her face up permanently>did her job like any one else>no one noticesthis video is so popular it's blowing up everywhere XDYour fortune: Bad Luck
she was always a pornstar... but she was never a braphog/lolcowthis is fuckign terrorism LMAOmy dick is so hard XDYour fortune: Average Luck
coomers just want:prettyyoung anddumbexcept when they are:fatforty-fiveand filled with cumthis is so terrorista holy shit XDYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
to all u fat chicks out there that think u can't get manhandled/blown the fuck out on camera...be careful... this video is a declaration lmaoYour fortune: Bad Luck
Buying a new car is an irresponsible financial decision when there's an entire nation of retards all doing it for you and you get to reap the benefits by always driving gently used cars at the bottom of their depreciation curve and the price of a used car becomes a sort of deposit into the automotive market that you get back if you ever wish to sell it, cost of ownership is extra tho, you're not getting that back.
i hope you know that the neo-futurist agenda, sometimes known as the NWO, has targeted the commuter lifestyle for elimination.enjoy driving anything while you can because a day is coming and those born on that day will live out their entire lives having never operated a motor vehicle.AI will do most if not all of the transportation required to sustain the pods.Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>11766081I wanted to break my car's hymen though! And I did! That little black slut got broke in nice and easy for a thousand miles and I've been riding her hard ever since. I took a road trip into a neighboring state earlier this year and put in 2000 miles, and just did 500 miles in a couple days on a short trip with friends. She's broke in well and running smooth now. Gotta get her oil changed and do the 30,000 mile evaluation soon though.
>>11766443ppl jump in their pods to go to work everyday and they spend large amounts of time in there third only to work and home, pod living is here and you even have to pay rent to your state to let you have it on the road.
>>11766495Please tell me that’s not the first oil change at 30k miles.
>>11766443on what world do you live ? nothing is going to happen this is my world and only I rule
https://voca.ro/1gB4vwiOMEwvi used too many words in the op so it got slid in record time. i've created the silliest lyrics to the SMT battle song ever madewhen i was playing SMT, it was peak [s4s] for me, so i named myself Yuji, the law guy yosho, and the chaos guy spikeman, and the girl buryhere's a link to the song i used. in order to do this i held my phone up to my smart tv's speakers while trying to do my best to singhttps://youtu.be/nmpMBDxNB0Q?si=nH3UP23LQX6_-g_h [Open]i'm getting to the point where i'm just going to dig through ebay and find a psx and a working copy of the psx version of this game, then get whatever ridiculous hdmi to red yellow white converter i need off amazon. the frame lag won't matter in this gamei'm just keep ctrl+c ctrl+v this thread until it gets some respectable level of repliesYour fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11766649thanks, but did you click on the linklike i said, these are the silliest lyrics anyone is ever going to come up for any song ever i think
>>11766662they're indeed silyYour fortune: Outlook good
>>11765923this changed my life :>
>>11766922i might re-record another one using this track instead, to really launch my heavy metal careerhttps://youtu.be/g5gx-r9cR_k?si=5ued7e9QHZJjiJLband if i really want to confuse the shit of myself, use this onehttps://youtu.be/4PX47pWb17I?si=I8399lnjIkvxlWxsthis is the one i usually listen to when i'm in some sort of demon negotation, because the fact they overlaid the SNES and Imagine versions and they fit so well is pretty fucking coolI can't do it right now, because it's 5:20 am where I live, and I had to put my TV full blast to get this recording to work, so that will wake up all my neighbors
i'm tired of anime. i'm tired of porn. i'm tired of furries. i'm tired of frogposters. i'm tired of bpd/schizo namefigs. there are 86 of these kinds of threads on the board right now.
>>11766907Have you considered throwing your computer in the garbage
>>11766907Post elsewhere, then
>>11766907Dude, same. Wanna have gay sex?
>>11766934you meanlike dick in the dick?
>>11766907this is the end of the fucking world rnporn literally checkmated coomers XDYour fortune: Very Bad Luck
Internet is not completely dead yet, "anons". I have been lurking dark net for genuine content for a few days now. I found a lot of stuff. It is anarchy there, but, you are truly free and as anonymous as you can be. It reminds me of old times.
>>11766880yeah, my whole social circle of internet people migrated to skype then discord when forums died offthe whole reason forums died off was hackers. boards kept getting hacked over and over, and very few people knew how to keep them outin current times, there'd be absolutely nothing you can do, the hacker problem has become a government grade issue where you literally need a security clearance to deal with the problem
>>11766880Which board would be correct?Also yes, that is the problem. No one is using this as they used to now. It sucks, but on dark net people feel anonymous so sometimes they share more. You can see their true selves. It is really great.
>>11766897That was never my approach to internet culture at all. I prefered things when they were tied to an identity. That's part of the reason why i'm the literal real Yuji Sakai. I wanted to be known as someone with a reputationThe somethingawful forums were pretty cool, because that's where the line between the internet and reality started blending. Lowtax himself was a dickhead, thoughWhile I take months, sometimes years, off of this site, I've been on 4chan since day ZERO, as I came over from that place, from their anime forum Anime Deathrape Tentacle Whorehouse, where I saw 4chan the day before the site officially lanched to the public
The problem with the lightweb is the cyberwar. The AIs have been unleashed, and reddit news subreddits are essentially the american botwar, and /pol/ is the soviet botwar
>>11766884Active forums still exist and I'm sure that by now there are open source forum software that are reasonably secure against hackers. Reddit and Discord killed forums.
I dropped an anime because it made me depressed and disturbedMeanwhile it's just casual viewing for normiesWho is in the wrong?
>>11766489>>11766492im a manly man that watches brain melting moe like squid girl, why would i watch shojo
>>11766441everyone. none shall be spared punishment.
>>11766502I didn't like it morally
>>11766561You should specify that you are not the OP to avoid confusion
>>11766441This happened to me when I watched the first episode of attack on titan and the mom gets eaten. Idk, I've seen gore thats worse, but I guess it was the buildup of the character before she dies that got me. Then I was like, why would I waste my time watching this depressing shit when I could be watching Bo-bo-bo or something.
monch :3
if my dotter bites u u will probably need a rabies shot
>>11766607would be funnier if she were anthro
it's hip to fuck cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awK4bMjbV8ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ihy1TGnqEw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6O7XJZWfuQ
>>11766541Wish.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5xdc5g1xXoYour fortune: Average Luck
Last one.Like a Drughttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANCyy2AIDzMYour fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Okay last one for real.Distancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmiUc4RAlk4Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11766703a cock edit would be pretty funny
Another day, another dollar.Your fortune: Outlook good
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"Great party, isn't it?"
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>>11765953>>>/pol/
the shining is really some cryptic esoteric shit. like a wild fever dream (nightmare) on,, existance? or something elsei dont think its like any of the other kubrik movies and the same "logic" doesnt apply
Native English speakers are the #1 cause of the decline of English. More specifically, NIGGERS and the low IQ White Americans who've been adopting and enabling their niggerspeak for years. Some examples of worthless niggerspeak / aave / ebonics / gen z slang: As fuck, Aura, Banger, Based, Bestie, Bet, Blud, Brainrot, Bro, Bro is, Bruh, Bussin', Clapped, Cook, Cooked, Cope, Cringe, Delulu, Drip, Fire, Glaze, Glow-up, Goat, Gyatt, Lit, Mid, Moot, Ngl, No cap, No diff, On god, Oomfie, Opp, Ratio, Rizz, Sksksk, Slap, Sleep on, Stan, Sus, Tbh, Tweaking, Valid, Yap, Yeet, Zesty.Everything they touch turns to shit, just like their skin color. And all the mentally defficient trannies and coomers will happily integrate that negroid word sludge into their rapidly deteriorating speech. Great job turning the Internet into a double-digit IQ hellscape.
did you know that languages change over time anone? you can just say 'the language is changing in ways that are out of my control and it scares me' ^w^ !!
i love karen!Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
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the captcha is 5-6 characters today and I just wanted to post about it
>>11766666Karen Kujo summoned Satan to get rid of all non-blonde Japanese girlsshe's a menace for that
Karen nice body
Post jerkoff anthemshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMezwtB1oCU
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tTbglsNi5xA&pp=ygUic3Ryb2tpbmcgaXQgY2xhcmVuY2UgY2FydGVyIGx5cmljcw%3D%3DYour fortune: Godly Luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh0iHYMPa5s
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers'
lame is a whore
>>11766717Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>BE GOD>TELL PEOPLE TO RESPECT AUTHORITY>INSPIRE REVOLUTION
>>11766718Sorely disappointed this didn't segue into advocating human-whale sex