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Anonymous

10/26/25(Sun)13:54:06 No.12598244

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Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)13:54:06 No.12598244 Sticky

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Eh? You haven't taken a bath in how long?

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:32:43 No.12598439

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:32:43 No.12598439

hiding new sticky so I don't have to see it for an entire month

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)14:22:04 No.12598288

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Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)14:22:04 No.12598288 [Reply]

sheep and wolf

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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)14:44:58 No.12598325

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)14:44:58 No.12598325

Evil satanic art

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:33:59 No.12598441

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:33:59 No.12598441

>>12598288 (dubs)
BUILT FOR BIG CANINE COCK

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:16:57 No.12598411

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Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:16:57 No.12598411 [Reply]

the hiiragi twins are very different
one likes to snacken and the other likes to snooze
would you rather snooze or snacken?

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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:18:18 No.12598416

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:18:18 No.12598416

you snooze you loose

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:20:22 No.12598419

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:20:22 No.12598419

you're a loose cannon, but you get the job done

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:22:08 No.12598422

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:22:08 No.12598422

no snoozing on the job!

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:32:45 No.12598440

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:32:45 No.12598440

>>12598411
>>12598422
two same numbers!

we snackin 'n snoozin

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous
An important message. 10/25/25(Sat)11:53:54 No.12595705

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An important message. Anonymous 10/25/25(Sat)11:53:54 No.12595705 [Reply]

This thread is adressed to Hiroyuki Nishimura, owner and administrator of 4chan.
Mr Hiro, I am the founder and leader of the Soyteens Life Matter movement (SLM for short), and I wanted to tell you about my concerns with the treatment of the soyteen diaspora within 4chan.
Since its start, the Soymunity has faced severe persecution from janitors and other posters. Each time someone posts a jak, they are met with hateful responses such as "you are not welcome here soytroon".
So I want to do something against this bigotry. I want you, Hiro, to resurect the now deleted /qa/ board as a place where Soyteens can jak peacefully, without jannie persecution. Maybe the Soyteens from the sharty could join it too.
So Hiro, if you still give a shit about this dying website outside of datamining, you can protect a persecuted minority group.
Thanks for reading this.

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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:27:56 No.12598432

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:27:56 No.12598432

You're searching right now? Stop it and get back here or share discord well discuss our plan there or here where you want

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:28:57 No.12598435

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:28:57 No.12598435

We'll*

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:29:58 No.12598436

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:29:58 No.12598436

>>12598431
How does it feels to fucking a fish?

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:30:19 No.12598437

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:30:19 No.12598437

>>12598430
Good, but actually I can't because my family would kill me. They hate air purifiers so if they catch me buying one for a stranger I would be dead. I would understand if you don't want to join the movement anymore.
Please don't have a clitty leak.

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:32:40 No.12598438

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:32:40 No.12598438

>>12598437
See my reply ^ I don't want you to buy it for me just help me in exchange

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:22:23 No.12598423

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Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:22:23 No.12598423 [Reply]

you would all be doing this if the internet didn't exist

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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:26:03 No.12598428

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:26:03 No.12598428

we don't even grow daikon here

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:26:15 No.12598429

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:26:15 No.12598429

ted was right

Fuckfish
10/26/25(Sun)15:28:19 No.12598434

Fuckfish 10/26/25(Sun)15:28:19 No.12598434

>>12598429
Ted "think of the children" kzaBLEWski

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)14:54:05 No.12598346

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Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)14:54:05 No.12598346 [Reply]

lol i love how she spins

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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:28:11 No.12598433

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:28:11 No.12598433

>>12598346
pfffft..... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAHH
*wheezes*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*dies of uncontrollable laughter*

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)13:47:10 No.12598231

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Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)13:47:10 No.12598231 [Reply]

is it just me or was today 0.04167% longer than normal?

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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)14:35:28 No.12598307

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)14:35:28 No.12598307

>>12598306
it's because the earth has an elliptical orbit so in summer the earth gets closer to the sun and days are longer and it's hotter

Your fortune: Outlook good

who
10/26/25(Sun)14:36:31 No.12598308

who 10/26/25(Sun)14:36:31 No.12598308

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>>12598306
western != northern

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)14:38:00 No.12598310

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)14:38:00 No.12598310

>>12598307
ya but it's fall for me and I thought people in my hemisphere would have it the same unless they were on the equator

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:07:12 No.12598382

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:07:12 No.12598382

Oh I get it, so right now it's October(wew)

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:24:57 No.12598426

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:24:57 No.12598426

>>12598308
so that's where the wall is going ...right?

Anonymous
i'm new to s4s. what are some (...) 10/10/25(Fri)12:21:31 No.12567105

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i'm new to s4s. what are some things i need to know about this board? Anonymous 10/10/25(Fri)12:21:31 No.12567105 [Reply]

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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)08:33:01 No.12597639

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)08:33:01 No.12597639

Don't get me started

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:01:12 No.12598365

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:01:12 No.12598365

>>12579011
unchecked doubles on page 10!

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:01:28 No.12598366

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:01:28 No.12598366

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>>12577085
>>12577020
two same fortunes is pretty lesbian

Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:14:37 No.12598404

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:14:37 No.12598404

dont even know why im on this board

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:19:39 No.12598418

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:19:39 No.12598418

>>12598404
because racecar

Your fortune: Godly Luck

star-chan
Be Nice 4ever 10/26/25(Sun)12:49:56 No.12598120

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Be Nice 4ever star-chan 10/26/25(Sun)12:49:56 No.12598120 [Reply]

one thing this board taught me is to be nice
>>be nice all the time, fren.

im listening to this playlist daily, im happy in spirit:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZ8ezH61pWqF5hD3lRETkkwbykOV8qUO9&si=3zgQjuP58ervyS1j

>>do not leave a thread with no replies
>>leave a thread with no replies
>>be nice
>>this is nice board
>>check the fortune
>>i dont know who im quoting
~~don't be rude~~

Your fortune: Godly Luck

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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)13:10:48 No.12598158

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)13:10:48 No.12598158

>>12598120
Hey friend!
You've made a cool post there, and let me say I think it's just fantastic that you're putting your words on /s4s/. That said, there a couple small ways that you could improve your post:

1: Who are you quoting?
The citizens of /s4s/ hold themselves to a high standard of posting, so when you quote someone, we enjoy hearing whose thoughts you've borrowed.

2: Do you have a grooming guide for mustaches?
Who hasn't had the experience of carefully tending a beautiful mustache, only to have your friends and family tell you it's just too wide? In your future posts, you should consider addressing this issue.

3: Check your privilege
In today's society, many of us have a good deal of unearned privilege because of the color of our skin or sexual preferences. Have you considered the advantage you reap by being in the majority? If not, you should reflect upon this before posting to /s4s/.

Thanks again for stopping by and contributing; it's simply a joy to see someone posting my oc :)

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star-chan
10/26/25(Sun)13:26:02 No.12598190

star-chan 10/26/25(Sun)13:26:02 No.12598190

>>12598158
1. im quoting my mind
2. i have no mustache and almost no body hair
3. im white

the image is yours? thats awesome, bro!!

Your fortune: Good Luck

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)13:43:18 No.12598219

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)13:43:18 No.12598219

Be nice. Get hit. Be nice. Get hit. Be nice. Get hit.

At a certain point you have to question your methods.

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)13:54:46 No.12598245

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)13:54:46 No.12598245

>>12598120
>>12598134
>>12598150
>>12598151
Excuse me but who are you quoting?

star-chan
10/26/25(Sun)15:17:59 No.12598415

star-chan 10/26/25(Sun)15:17:59 No.12598415

>>12598219
spread kindness, even if you have to be hit

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)14:20:21 No.12598285

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Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)14:20:21 No.12598285 [Reply]

Tea time for kitties

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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)14:22:43 No.12598290

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)14:22:43 No.12598290

>>12598285
im not a cat but can i have some anyway

comedy man
10/26/25(Sun)15:05:29 No.12598377

comedy man 10/26/25(Sun)15:05:29 No.12598377

here kitty-kitty-kitty.....

comedy man
10/26/25(Sun)15:06:38 No.12598379

comedy man 10/26/25(Sun)15:06:38 No.12598379

my asshole needs cock so bad

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:08:39 No.12598386

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:08:39 No.12598386

>>12598377
two same numbers!

cucked redditor nigger
10/26/25(Sun)15:17:00 No.12598412

cucked redditor nigger 10/26/25(Sun)15:17:00 No.12598412

oooh brothers actually nevermind that I love sucking dicks and swallowing cum mmmm yum yum good I love getting raped and cucked by the amazing Comedy man and I'm a boring cancerous redditor nigger who gets raped by niggers daily <33
Comedy man dunks on me btw

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)14:49:51 No.12598333

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Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)14:49:51 No.12598333 [Reply]

losing weight is addictive lole
some days i only have an apple lole

when do i become cute lole

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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)14:57:16 No.12598351

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)14:57:16 No.12598351

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I don't understand. I eat mountains and mointains of healthy food and I'm still so low energy and tired I don't see how you do it.

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:01:08 No.12598364

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:01:08 No.12598364

>>12598351
did you try taking a nap?

Fuckfish
10/26/25(Sun)15:04:04 No.12598373

Fuckfish 10/26/25(Sun)15:04:04 No.12598373

You should cut your arms and legs off that's probably 20 pounds alone. Then your head

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:13:18 No.12598399

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:13:18 No.12598399

>>12598333
mikugirl...

Yuji Sakai
10/26/25(Sun)15:16:29 No.12598410

Yuji Sakai 10/26/25(Sun)15:16:29 No.12598410

>>12598399
dubs

Anonymous
10/21/25(Tue)21:01:41 No.12589022

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Anonymous 10/21/25(Tue)21:01:41 No.12589022 [Reply]

Good morning, sirs! Namaste!

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)14:20:08 No.12598283

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Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)14:23:15 No.12598291

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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)14:24:15 No.12598293

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)14:24:15 No.12598293

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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)14:43:57 No.12598323

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Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:16:28 No.12598409

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:16:28 No.12598409

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Last Night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYmnRVZpAlU

Your fortune: Outlook good

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:11:11 No.12598393

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Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:11:11 No.12598393 [Reply]

My back hurts, I need lowercase to cast one of their mumbo jumbo pagan spells to cure me.

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Yuji Sakai
10/26/25(Sun)15:13:22 No.12598400

Yuji Sakai 10/26/25(Sun)15:13:22 No.12598400

I'm pretty sure he fucked off forever

Fuckfish
10/26/25(Sun)15:15:36 No.12598408

Fuckfish 10/26/25(Sun)15:15:36 No.12598408

>>12598400
good

comedy man
10/23/25(Thu)15:39:58 No.12591870

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comedy man 10/23/25(Thu)15:39:58 No.12591870 [Reply]

COME ON WITH ME THROUGH RUINED LIPLOCK

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cucked redditor nigger
10/26/25(Sun)03:14:29 No.12597257

cucked redditor nigger 10/26/25(Sun)03:14:29 No.12597257

oooh brothers actually nevermind that I love sucking dicks and swallowing cum mmmm yum yum good I love getting raped and cucked by the amazing Comedy man and I'm a boring cancerous redditor nigger who gets raped by niggers daily <33
Comedy man dunks on me btw he just raped my nigger mother lmao :3

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)08:52:04 No.12597672

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)08:52:04 No.12597672

your tears leave trails of

comedy man
10/26/25(Sun)09:16:00 No.12597731

comedy man 10/26/25(Sun)09:16:00 No.12597731

tick fall blur room

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)09:22:39 No.12597751

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)09:22:39 No.12597751

autonoma the room is bloom groom

Your fortune: Bad Luck

comedy man
10/26/25(Sun)15:15:17 No.12598406

comedy man 10/26/25(Sun)15:15:17 No.12598406

those crippled lines that I can't get to

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

Anonymous
Saturday skribbl 10/25/25(Sat)13:59:32 No.12595871

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Saturday skribbl Anonymous 10/25/25(Sat)13:59:32 No.12595871 [Reply]

spooky scribbles are coming to a thread near you in 3 hours

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Anonymous
10/25/25(Sat)19:08:12 No.12596442

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>>12596423

Anonymous
10/25/25(Sat)23:19:31 No.12596902

Anonymous 10/25/25(Sat)23:19:31 No.12596902

>>12596329
>>12596326
>>12596325
>>12596323
So close

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)00:04:27 No.12596994

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>>12596413

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)08:23:14 No.12597621

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)08:23:14 No.12597621

>>12596333
>>12596355
>>12596366
>>12596377
>>12596400
>>12596411
>>12596422
unchecked digits in the skribbl thread!

Your fortune: Average Luck

Anonymous
10/26/25(Sun)15:14:26 No.12598403

Anonymous 10/26/25(Sun)15:14:26 No.12598403

>>12597621
wow

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