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any nicers?
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>>12732739
ah, that's explain a lot

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It's icky how there's still threades from last year on the board
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how does one create a reply with the fortune color texte and the message ???????
pls pls respond someone pls pls pls


raaaaaaaaaaah I failed captcha

in seine cyclepath

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Posting the album that sun killer clown all

Your fortune: Good Luck
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>>12732202
oh i get it. star (sun) ted (bundy)
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>>12732203
It's okay. Being retarded doesn't mean you're stupid. It just means you figure things out at your own pace (which is slow)
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>>12732214
that's right. just because he's dimwitted doesn't mean he's obtuse
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>>12732214
>>12732221
as long as i get there, right
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>>12732173
mailed the singer that sun man clown all

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new meme

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
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>>12732945
Buudddyyys

-0.5 kg a day...
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>>12732327
easier to get swole when your body is light and nimble, you don't even need a gym, body weight exercises all day
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>>12732170
how
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>>12732630
eat one meal a day, or if you hate yourself, no meals a day, you have to eat something if you're gonna do this long term tho
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>>12732807
its ~7000kcal for 1 Kg, you need to skip 4 days of food for 1Kg. 1 meal per day you lose 0.3Kg/day if its 400Kcal or smth
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>>12732937
ohhh yeah, last time I saw this thread it said -0.25kg/day, you can definitely do that with a more reasonable single 800kcal meal per day.

-0.5kg/day would only happen if you don't eat, you have to at least replenish your electrolytes or your nervous system will do weird things

Your fortune: Average Luck

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Another unprovoked black-on-white crime the MSM won't cover. There will be no riots. There will be no protests.
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its very interesting when someone who has only ever heard about 4chan(nel) through secondhand sources tries posting for the first time. you can tell they weren't sure where to post this until they found the board titled "shit 4chan says" and figured this was the right place without even bothering to look at any other threads.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
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/pol/ /pol/ go away
come again some other day
little bury wants to play..
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>>12732955
dubs, u don't gotta tell them to come again they can stay away forever

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Michael Jackson raped boys for years in his mansion and nobody said or did shit
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>>12732925
I'm on team anti-Michael. If you watch the documentary, it's 100% he was a monster. But what OP said was untrue. why do you lack reading comprehension?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
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>>12732927
Whatever documentary you watched was likely full of Jewish lies
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>>12732929
"whatever documentary you watched" lol
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>>12732870
he paid out generous settlements :^)
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>>12732870
lies and slander

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Make sure to always have 5 threads active, if you don't have anything worthwhile to say that's OK just write whatever like;

My moms moto was "if violence doesn't work, more violence will.

My dads moto was "Don't shout fuck until you've fallen into the stream."
(reverse of a classic Swedish saying (don't shout hurray before you've crossed the stream) meaning don't celebrate too early.

(no that's actually true, both my parents had a motto and they were both messed up, no wonder I'm messed up too)
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>>12732620
k
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my motto is "to arrive at being all, desire to be nothing"
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>>12732722
r u like,,, the gay buddha? xD
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you don hav 2 be a rocket scienc 2 understand
(the trancendental object at the end of history)
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>>12732591
my motto is "we'll get to that bridge when we cross it", not only does it capture my attitude really well but also nobody ever points out that i say the phrase wrong which is really funny to me

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I struggle to tie my shoes.
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it can be tricky maybe go barefoot
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>>12732815
I struggle to find the exactly 2 stars with 4 spikes in the catpcha
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>>12732815
dumbass
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>>12732819
Good advice right there.
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>>12732817
tell seuss die

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HE
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>>12732433
dubs

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
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BECAUSE
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SPIDERS
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>>12732811
STING
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HURT

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ping pong bing
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newton's apple
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citnig
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>>12732706
this is historically inaccurate you know?
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friendly pepe
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mischief

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHeizeb4ylY

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Mario Bros 2 isn't a real Mario game, its actually called Doki Doki Panic.
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mario if he real
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>>12732699
dub
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literally everyone knows it was originally a Di Gi Charat game
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>>12732713
this is supposed to be challenging?

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It's ok to hate women.
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>>12731888
Maybe your just a faggot !
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It's even more okay to hate trannies!
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>>12731888
trips

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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>>12732392
guess i'm not one
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hate your mom


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