EL TORO VALON editionCurrent and upcoming races:17.06 - 23.06 National Championships week25.06 - 30.06 Internationale LOTTO Thüringen Ladies Tour 2.Pro26.06 - 30.06 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.129.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT02.07 - 07.07 Tour of Austria 2.106.07 - 09.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.107.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro07.07 Argenta Classic - 2 Districtenpijl Ekeren-Deurne 1.1 WE10.07 Giro della Città Metropolitana di Reggio Calabria 1.113.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.114.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.117.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>141875880
Last post on former thread was French, always a bad sign
>burger edition
>WVA the only member of the big 6 to ride his NC
>Berts in charge of keeping the thread alive
>>141921707It's going to be the biggest win of his season THOUGH
I see Harry Styles is the Spanish national champ
Won 3+ of the big 10 races the same season2023 (Mathieu van der Poel)2022 (Remco Evenepoel)2021 (Tadej Pogačar)2005 (Tom Boonen)1987 (Stephen Roche)1980 (Bernard Hinault)1969, '70, '71, '72, '73, '74 (Eddy Merckx)1961 (Rik Van Looy)1949 (Fausto Coppi)1927 (Alfredo Binda)We are living in a special era of cycling. High chance of happening again this year with Pogacar and/or MVDP
>>141922276How many years when they were won by 10 different runners?
>>1419227472019Alaphilippe - Bettiol - Gilbert - Fuglsang - Carapaz - Bernal - Roglic - Pedersen - Mollema - Rodrigues
>>141921707thought he was skipping it, or am I just mixing him up with Remco
>>141922879what a mix of names
>>141922747Only after WW2:2019, 2018, 2014, 2011, 2009, 2001, 2000, 1999, 1997, 1991, 1988, 1976, 1960, 1950.Once in the 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s, three times in the 90s and 2000s, 4 times in the 2010s, and didn't happen yet in the 2020s
I would be open to a cycling bf where we go for big long rides the massage each other. Somewhat bicurious and a cycling gf isn't a competitive match so you get zero training benefit.
>>141922993Join a cycling club, or just put "looking for a cycling partner" on your hinge profile or whatever
>>141922879not 2023van der Poel - Pogacar - van der Poel - Evenepoel - Roglic - Vingegaard - Kuss - Stüssi
>>141922276I'm dumb, what's the 10th? WC ITT?
Back from me ride, mine 4th/5th largest sprocket are making weird sound in either ring. Could it be indexing?I had assumed that indexing is either "everything wrong" or "everything gut"
>>141923213Olympic RR but you might as well not count it if you want. Stays the same
>>141923282I'm a big CARAPAZ Richard fan so yes I'll count it
The next MORGADO barely has any races on pcs, that is not a good look
>>141923326mm yes the vainquer of le Tour d'Italie and le Tour Olympique
>>141923239Do you vaxx? I sometimes find the heavily used gears pick up little extra wax residue which can cause some chatter/shifting issues.
>>141922276Which races are you talking about? Only 6 races matter, the monuments + WC
look at the team Carapaz had with him at the 2020 Vuelta, and he still beat Roglic (who had Kuss, Bennett, Vinegar, Gesink) when taking out the bonis
>>141923843Don't hate the player, hate the game.
>>141923843>dawg
>>141923958They cancelled the Tourmalet where he would have lost the Vuelta
>>141923691Good idea, I do vaxx, I will have a look
>>141923843I was very angry that Roglic won that Vuelta, and especially after he was gifted a fraudulent LBL earlier that season
>>141923515He didn't really do anything at the Giro
>>141924684I was actually looking at the girls results by accident
>>141924759It wasn't an accident, you just like looking at young girls' bums
>>141923996Possible. I would also like to thank the Movistar lads for providing Rog with a nice little lift.
>>141923515Who is that supposed to be, none of our juniors are good
>>141924799Yes, well
>>141923699+ GTs + Omloop
Drinking a Tucher Helles Hefeweizen Naturtrüb Aus Bayern brewed in Nürnberg
>>141921779>implying he'll try
>>141921738>>141925249
I have made a full 360 on Canuckberts new gimmick I think it's great
>>141925694Have sex
>>141925718with some food and a drinkcould be worse
watching KELLY'S HEROES (1970) in honor of Sutherland.
watching THE FIRST GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY (1978) in honor of Sutherland
watching 24 season 1 (2002) in honor of Sutherland
>>141921513what the fuck is this cringe ass editionplease never again use pictures of frauds
>>141921513very cool edition
>>141926284Thread dies, we get a Dr Lie edish, simple as
>>141921513Great edition.
>>141926343thread dies and you post a picture of rider with a dying career?seems fair
De Lie better win ATLEAST one stage at the TDF or he will spend an eternity on the fraudismo list
>>141926723there's like two stages where he can compete if he's not sprinting on the flatthey should have sent him to the vuelta
>>141927013I want all of those things
>>141927013he's tapping into my mind
>>141926723He's not winning shit
>>141927223these 2 stages are the only thing where I see him having a chanceand there's a dozen other riders targeting them but sponsors demand him in the tdf
>>141927325First one looks like breakaway. Second one is grugs
>“I didn't expect it to be so difficult,” says Cavagna, who is under contract with Movistar until the end of 2026, about his transfer. “I was at Quick-Step for seven years, it was all easy, but I got to an age where I wanted to try something different. Anyway, I don't regret my decision.”>It is mainly the language barrier that makes it difficult for Cavagna to perform optimally at Movistar. “My Spanish has improved. I took some courses, I invested in them and now I understand almost everything. But when I want to express myself a little, it becomes difficult. That's annoying when you're trying to integrate. The Spaniards form a block within the team. Everything on the radio is in Spanish, which is complicated at the important moments in a race.”>“I've switched teams for a change, but I feel like I'm still at the beginning,” he smiles. “I didn't sign up for this.”>“But I don't lose hope. Even though I'm not having a spectacular season, I feel the momentum is coming. If I can get a free role in the Tour, it only takes one stage to change a season, to go from red to green.”what a dumbass
>>141927325>>141927223De Lie best result will be a podium if that. TdF has better pure sprinters and better hybrids, so there really is no niche he will be strong in.Plus he will be working against WT TdF-level sprint trains, not his usual collection of hobos and vagrants
>>141927637he's not even going to sprint on the flat because it's useless against the stronger sprinters he said at the start of the year
>>141927637Third week sprints are a bit random, but he needs to survive that
>>141927562>they speak spanish on a spanish teamno shit you fucking retardCavagna is such a dummy
>>141927784I see one possible stage in third week, rest are total De Lie deathStage 18 looks like a break stage for climbers
>>141928042this is one of those stage where a guy like asgreen wins because the peleton fucks around trying to save their leadout train
De Lie should aim for any mass sprints at ALLhe should try an copy what Cort does in GT's
>>141928114should not*
>*farts*
>>141928114I feel like his thing is winning small bunch sprints on sort of hard stages. TdF stages that end in small bunch sprints are just too hard for him unless he gets into a break on the perfect stage maybe
>>141928042I'll probably be in saint Martin if it's not too hot then. It can be very windy
>>141927562Prosportsdoers being retards, exhibit 39425.
>>141928318he should get into as many stages as possibleeven if it might seem like mass sprint stage
>>141928318I'm telling you la vuelta beckons for him, he can sprint against groves and mads on stages like this for 3 weeks
>>141928227I made a load of these jokes on here years ago and I can feel the fun that you're having, keep it up. It wears out after a few months unfortunately. And then you inevitably grow out of Puck. It's sad but true. Maybe I just wasn't as committed to the cause.
>big 6
>>141927562movistar ds on the radio b like: Vamos vamoscavagna b like: but what does it mean
>>141928997who?
>>141927784he won’t be a favorite so getting in breaks should be easier if form allows it ofcourse
>>141928859I'm just amused by her at this point. She is constantly injured and overwhelmed by her training and "projects", but cycles far less than even a casual hobbyist
imagine rain for the gravel stage
>>141929377Grug-Pogi 1-2Fishboy DNF
>>141929352the cycling itself is also like 1 hour @ 120W most of the time
>>141929352>AmusedObsessed you mean?
>>141929450not so fast chudcaptain Wout is here to save the fish
>>141929040
>>141929516Nah, she occupies very little space in my head.On the subject of cyclistas, the scene this morning at the criterium was very interesting. I just caught the end of the Cat 4/5 men's race while coming back from my race. Next up was a women's race. There was a literal parade of women in bibs zonder jerseys going to and from the portable toilets. There really is nothing more attractive than a strong yet cute cyclista in bibs
>>141929516Puck? I need that DHL package by tomorrow please.
Had an epiphany today, and realized those small hand-pumped camping douches are great to wash my bike on my balcony (instead of struggling with a bidon).Plus now I can shower when I go camping.
De Lie will do like Mads and go in the break and kwab a Wright and a Houle character
>>141930417that was a cool stage with mads, top ganna and kung as massive engines, future GT winner matty o'jorgenson was 5th or something
Appearantly both Evenepoel and Wellens are sick so won't be at the belgium national championships - road race elite men. hopefully the winner is someone other than van aert or merlier, as they've already won it
>>141930680I did the final loop 2 weeks ago and it's probably going to be merlier
>>141930680Gerben THIJSSEN
>>141930680what about the walloon farmer
>>141930680Rune HERREGODTS with a flyer in the final km
shan't be posting in this editione
>>141930972you just did
>>141931016
>>141930972seppKUss
Been to Venice today. Lovely place. Shame about the big crowds.
>>141922994what a shit world we live in
>>141932025It's crazy. I woke up today, had a nice ride on a hot summer day along a river, came home and drank coffee with my wife, made lunch, did some minor chores, and am sitting here drinking a beer watching a video of some 20-year-old's last moments halfway around the world. How pointless.
>>141931650I would like to go to Verona. Haven’t been since I was a toddler
BIG ride tomorrowNo schnitzel stop but a tex-mex stop is planned
>>141932781extra motivation to reach the toilet in part 2
>>141932318Go for it. The old part of it is realy lovely especially if you are a history fag like me.Just don't be a moron and go there at the hight of the turist season like I did.
>>141932781>Czechian-Tex-Mex
>>141933206it is so wierd how eastern euro countries just copy western anglo culture
>>141933206To the best of my knowledge they offer just the very basic stuff (a starter pack, if you will) like fajitas, burritos, tacos, quesaddilas and put nachos and jalapenos on everything. I will have something safe for obvious reasons >>141932944
>>141932781>mid-ride pozolepraying for you dear Brtek
And true european BBQ of course
>>141933531you could beat your PR's if you risk it
>>141933598Czechbert purposely and flagrantly pissing me the FUCK OFF
>>141932781
>eating sea bass carpaccio with truffles and some shit Italian winelife is good bros stay good
>wouldnt mind dropping some kg's>go ride my bike >burn away 1600 kcal>body responds by now craving slop schrodinger's ciclismo there is no way to win
>>141933531I love jalapenos but they just annihilate my anus for days
this could be fun I guess
HORNER is shitting on PIDCVCK
>>141934354
>>141934894why is Bruyneel such a cunt on twitta? mad that his legacy is tarnished when so many in the sport did the same stuff?>>141933206there were a lot of Czechs who moved to Texas. you can find kolače down there, very popular>>141933382globalization baby
>>141925938Pretty fun caper. Connery and Sutherland chew the scenery and look like they're having a great time, scenes on the train are pretty tense and exciting but overall a pretty by-the-numbers heist romp before that
>>141935515Aren't these literally the most hick places in america?
>>141934894Bruyneel is so boring, all bark.And philgil shouldn't give a shit, there were plenty of dopers in his time, himself included
>>141935515do they have runza in czech'em ?
>>141934439If I do not wake up tomorrow with the grace of God turning me Portuguese I swear I will fire a shotshell of lead pellets into the back of my skull
>>141935515Y'all should watch HEAVEN'S GATE (1980), a story about illiterate Czech homesteaders and ranchers going to war with Harvard educated Anglo-American landowners in late-19th-century Montana
>>141934894I thought it was the UCI that usually decide to strip results and move everyone else up, but in the armstrong days there were so many dopeurs they didn't want to move Kurt van de Wouwer up from 11th all the way to tdf winner so it was a deliberate effort to declare no winner
>>141934894removing dopers is stupid to begin with
>>141935515he absolutely behaves on twitter like some boomer on his facebook page, but I really feel he's really crossed about the amount of hypocrisy on cycling in general and he feels like an escape goat when he really shouldn't behe's not a cunt imo>>141935639 that's exactly what's he's saying, that phil shouldn't talk about cycling unless he wants to get fucked in the ass himself
>>141935683dis brownbert finna die tomorrow morn'
I thought Puckposting died like two years ago
>>1419348942011 PhilGil is Ibarguren's greatest work
>>141935837He says that about everything but never follows it up with anything. Just twitter threats.Just like Vayer is the boy who cried wolf by squeaking so much that people don't give a shit about the true stuff he says.
>>141934970NOT BBQ but the chubby girl is great big fan
>>141932025Its whats rusbert supported when he voted for putin.
>>141935920vayer is a retard, JB is noteven then, do you hate cycling drama? it's part of the sport m8
HOT ride but I stopped at a farmstand for a tasty piece of olive oil cake with grapefruit curd and chatted with a friendly boomer cyclist
>>141935837Bruyneel is very narcissictic, like Lance
>>141935594the midwest and great plains are not "hick" places, nothey're rural but that's different
>>141936096It's not really juicy drama if there is no follow up
>>141935594The most hick places are the white areas in the south
>>141930680"""sick"""
>>141935683pretty sure you can do everything I do here in your country m8the only difference I can see is since we're so poor we really tend to appreciate and enhance the small things
>>141930918based
>>141935594theres hicks everywhere in the USany place away from cities has tons of hicksnot all hicks are legit hicks, lots of people pretend they are hicks but have a lot of money
>>141936502>pretending to be hicksdo ppl really? not that there's anything wrong witth it tbqh, imo it's one the most original things specific to the usa
>>141934894Lance did nothing wrong besides be a gigachad that made eurocucks seethe cope and dilate he made them so buttblasted they went on a American banning spree despite everyone during that era being doped out the asshole
>>141936609yes its an entire consumer demographic, largely in the South guys that identify as a 'hick' but will have a $100k bass boat and spend 2000 dollars on a shitty beer cooler
Michael WOODS is the new leaf RR NCDo you remember who was the previous one?
>>141936611no No NOwhy do americans want to belive lance was hated because he won?
>>141936649>weird euro ethnic hatred out of nowherewhy do you guys do this?
>>141936732because he is?you eurocucks can't even admit it your so buttblastedyou hide behind "he was a jerk" like complete fucking pussieshe's hated because he's an American and the greatest TdF winner of all time
>>141936704Yes that Q36.5 shitter with the eastern euro name
>>141936809Very good, Nickolas ZUKOWSKYHe's currently out of racing due to ... endofibrosis
which NC road races are you guys looking forward to? any must-watch ones?
>>141936795I dunno, that guy like to call you subhuman if you are against senseless killing. Guess he's rushit dispora or just completely mindbroken.
>>141936894I know his name because of velogoombling, als pierre cote andre, the 2022 winner and pan am jersey wearer
>>141936904Honestly France might have the most fun one again. If they do something similar to last year then I can't wait.
>>141937108>>141936904France was so good last year but it made me expect great things from Madouas that never really came
>>141936649plumbing needs men I guess>>141936904I have never seen a NT race tbqh
>>141937199The same will happen this year to... Gregoire
>yuros discussing lance (pbuh) and BREW Neil
what does /cyc/ think of bmx?
>>141936904France and Spain for Landismo. But this year none of the best riders do the NCs which is lame
>>141937395Should stick to doing tricks and shows
>>141937395they use pants and motorcycle helmetsthats all I need to know
christ, just looked to see how HOT my ride was
>>141937760i would die
>>141937760I thought it was burger degrees at first
Pog already "back" in Isola 2000. I think he never left in the first place and that was just media lies
>>141936704Hope he breaks a hip soon
>>141937760
>>141938053Impressed that you were able to type all of this out in the dark
>>141936979You're the one who seems mindbroken
>>141937760Jesus Christ brother, I've been whining about DC and we're *just* in the 28-33 range
>>141938189Is this a bit? I think you'll find better reception on boomerbook with this nonsense
>>141937945Doesn't even have a grandpa, was created in a petri dish
>>141938106He's on his break at his toilet cleaning job (lighthearted joke). You see the joke is that because he's Polish, he cleans toilets. This is because of the prevalence of Eastern Europeans working low class, low wage jobs. The humor lies in applying a stereotype to somebody who doesn't exactly align with said stereotype. A simple joke.
>>141938226Only HLN talked about it. Fake as fuck
>>141938232>sniff
>>141922993I would simply find a better cycling gf
>>141938214No not a bit at all. Talking with rusbert he has made it clear that he fully behind what his state is doing, so I'm just reminding him that he will die in a shallow mud hole as soon as they run out of siberians and nepalese idiots.
Ciclismo?
>>141938106>the home of the brave doesn't have backlit keyboards, how silly>>141938189Shouldn't have burned civilians in Odessa, shot them in Kramatorsk and shelled babushkas and kids in Donbas for 8 years.But that's what you get for building your whole national consciousness and borrowed history, lies and genocide that was not genocide because they asked for it.And starting shit with Russia out of all nations, the hubris of we wuz kangz.
>>141938254I wrote that article just for you
>>141938357Is his wife pogacar? What a cuck. A cycling bf would be more supportive and kind.
Yes, bikes.Give me my goombling please, I have already thought of the drastic sacrifices I will have to make to fit the most boring but logical team.
>>141938430Are you seriously still going on about the kids of donbas? There was never any shelling. Its been covered extensively by third parties. Don't know what to tell you, but you have been completely owned by propaganda.
Bicycles and the sport of bicycle racing (road, track, CX).
anyways my ride was toasty, rode with jersey completely open for the last half and took it easy so I wouldn't perish
>>141938549what a nice farmers boy
Pogacar vs Roglic on this circuit with the little rampa would have been kino
I continue my search into some good fondos in Czech'em and I found two very solid:>One is in the Bohemian Alps, 100km/1000m or 140km/2500m>Second is in the desolate Moravia, in the Carpathian mountains, 100km/2000m or 160km/3000m>entry fee for either is below 40€BUT both were already raced this yearWell at least a motivation for next year
>>141938357theres a woman pro near me and she easily hangs with the ex pro/cat 1 dudes on fast group rides and does like 500 miles a week/50k of climbingidgi
>>141938697Sadly we cant have nice things on home soil anymore.
>>141938901Could you take that shit to /pol/?
>>141938901dude this is so full of wild projection, can you leave this off of /sike/
>>141938934It's your flag that is continuously being a shitstain. And we didn't even start the big race yet.
>>141938725just do both routes with no entryfee, on consecutive weeks, one for each tdf restdayriding with others is overrated anyway
>>141939008Dunno what you are talking about. I just came to have a comfy nite on /cyc/. It is almost /burgerhour/ time. But seriously take that shitposting to another place.
I know who my money's on
>>141938934You're literally the one bringing up this topic on the cycling general of the sports board of a mongolian throat singing forum everytime for no reason
>>141939323We are more than one dane here.
>>141938747>idgiwhat's not to get?
>open /cyc/>bertacek talking about czech-texas-mexican-BBQ>Danebert schizo ranting with a poleschizo>Schizobrit trying to act civil>americans talking about the weather in euro numberswe close to the TDF alrightyou can feel it in the air
>>141939022One is almost 4 hour drive away and the other - and Allah forgive me for uttering those words - ventures into Poland. I don't wanna ride there, there are wild polaks lurking about there.
Good. Far too late on to shit out these too long posts.Behave during burger heures.
>>141939406And the tourists are not even here yet.
Happy 38th birthday to Simon Špilak, the biggest weakmind to ever ride a bike in the pro pedalton. The man was arguably just as talented as Roglic but all he has to show for himself are a few win in Switzerland.
>>141939446Don't think you should tell anyone to behave.
>>141939486I think you should leave and stop causing trouble
what's the consensus on if cycling is clean these days?
>>141939567It's super clean don't worry
>>141939567They're pushing the limits, legally of course.
>>141939567cycling has never been clean and its not clean now
>>141939559What trouble? I told him to take his writings to /pol/ where they belong.
>>141939567Its not clean, but cleaner than most other sports.
>>141939619>>141939602>>141939592why do people watch it if no one is honest about what's going on? even if you accept it's dirty, you don't really know what they're taking and to what degree.
>>141939637You wound him up with your hateful talk, you provoked a reaction
>>141939669Go ask in the track and field, tennis, baseball, or football threads.
>>141939669All sports are similarly affected, except for those sports so marginal that nobody is seriously invested in winning.
>>141939669because we watch sport for entertainmentpeople dont just cheat in cycling, every single sport in the world is dirty, its just human nature
>>141939695I only told him to take it to /pol/. Maybe you should calm down?
No top level sport is "clean" including cycling.
>>141939695very good webm btw
we should talk about soup
>>141939481He won this austrian stage of tour de suisse in 2017They should ride there more often
"every athlete cheats" is dumb cope. There are plenty of natural freaks out there. We're talking the 0.001% percent here
>>141939861Austria underrepresented in ciclismo desu baka
>>141939883people literally take EPO to win grand fondos in Italy
mutual discretion is the key word in regard to doping, no stakeholder in the cycling industry is interested in another public scandal except for the media and journalists who would have a field day reporting on it, but then again, even they are also kind of dependent on it so they look the other way toopogichud is still the biggest dopeur though
>>141939936Amateurs have it easiest doping.
>>141939992Biggest difference between now and Festina/Fuente is the death of journalism.
>>141939702doping has definitely hurt track and field, and the other sports are perceived as more skill based.
>>141939861They call Pog a heatletBut this guy just went away anytime the temperatures got over 20 degrees.
>>141939883The natural freaks would get a greater edge from taking drugs, as well. There are doubtless some clean cyclists and there are degrees of dirtiness.
>>141940030Me fr
for me its Tapentadol
>>141940030its gonna be 30C in Firenze on saturdaytotal pogi death
>>141940188adjusted.
>No races on programme.
>>141940188In b4 hailstorm and stage gets Adam Hansened
>>141940531
eating some boiled frankfurters with buttermilk ranch mixed to sweet relishthis will fuel my watts tomorrow
>>141940660>buttermilk ranchI'm having a>european mind cannot comprehend thismoment
>>141940640>sweet relishWait I tought relish was just pickled cucumbers ? How is it sweet?
>>141940880(you) gave the wrong bert a (you)but to my best he added loads of sugar like with any other american sloppa
>>141940880>>141940943yes, the pickle relish has sugar added to cancel out the extra tangy flavors when you mix it with buttermilk ranchin this way, the palette remains subtly neutralised, a perfect complement to a freshly boiled and sliced brisket dawg
>>141940943>(you) gave the wrong bert a (you)Phonepostig should be verboten. I'm going to sudoku now.
>>141940040>The natural freaks would get a greater edge from taking drugs, as well.No, that's not how it works. For instance, somebody with a naturally high hematocrit will profit less from EPO or blood doping.
>>141941066
>>141940660>>141941186I decided to also have macaroni and cheese accompaniment for extra glycogensome conti shitters would hate to have me as their head nutritionist but I think I could do the job well
>>141939837making soup btw >veg, white beans, fusilli, might add some tinned fish
>>141942131
>>141940513seat position fixed [x]not fixed [ ]
>>141942316Would. But yim not sure about adding fish desu.
>>141942371ended up not, it's very good
>>141939567they figured out they need to eat 120g carb per hour instead of 90g carb per hourthats why they are going faster up climbs than 7 w/kg EPO monsters simple as
Never in my life seen somebody take as many selfies as a fat Mexican boomer at a soccer game
>>141942316Broccoli in a chicken noodle stew? Hm might work
>>141942980it's broccoli raab, so tastes very different, but it's great
>>141944345you will confuse him, he never heard of that vegetable
>>141944413>>141944345
Just came home from a 32C game of MLS where I watched my team lose 4-1
Imagine not living on the mediterranean coast
>>141947785Its 530 sort yer life out
>>141947867If anything my life is too sorted, I just woke up
>>141947950good for breaking French stereotypes you, I'll see you at 630 here (1230pm vrench tim)
>*slams into your face*>heh, nothing personel kiddo
>>141947785Simply put, we are born to suffer
Who are they trying to fool?
>woman
>>141949983impressive
>>141949983Sounds like fake excuses
>>141940030Maybe he had allergies like Wellens
>>141949983>she fell down the stairssuuuure
>>141949858I do like that they were all about >We're not sending him if he's not 100%And now their own riders are saying that they wouldn't even be selected for the tour with such a shitty prep like Jonas.Really lakes you appreciate how honest the team is
4hr drive to watch the nationals
Jambaljamts SAINBAYAR, who else could be the campeon.
>>141950382Burgos transfer did not work out well for our boy
>buy our jersey /cyc/ or else
>>141923691>>141924112I have removed an ungodly amount of vaxx smegma from my casette. I vaxx every second ride, I clean the chain (like with a cloth?) after every ride.This is deebly goncerning.
damn that failed gran fondo really hit our boy hard
>>141941129I said "a greater edge from taking drugs", i.e. a greater edge than they'd have in the asbence of taking drugs. You said "will profit less". I don't think we disagree.
>>141950426How does the blue jersey even tie in with their recent Killer Bees marketing?
>>141950618it's not killer bees it's yellow b'skiller was deemed not family friendly
>>141950547And he will insist he is not an Eastern European Slav.5.43! This is genetic, not just trained by hours of deep winter liver rape in the basement.
GREAT news from Mongolia
>DM is on TV2oh fucking hell
>>141950333enjoy take loads of pictures
>>141950877has autismbert arrived to spread wealth across the country?
>>141950973Just go watch the race in Herning
>>141950973>>141951133oh wow its not even on the main tv2 channel what the fuck is this shit
>>141951133yea bro let me just take the train for 3,5 hours just to watch a sprint finish
>>141951149>being sjæ*landerthere is your problem
>>141950973it's on Tiz
>>141951174how does it feel knowing that a so called sjællander is about to shit all over your little race in the ass end of nowhere Herning
It is accomplished.
>>141951229>plastic bottlesI am vomit
>>141951229>wine bagbased alcholic
yesss we fooking made it. BIG ride tomorrow. will post HUGE tan update on Tuesday
>>141951236You wouldn't want to ruin the delicate flavor of soda.
>>141951185im gonna count to 10
>>141951337im impressed a jyde can even count to 10
poison ivy againand I don't even live in mediterrenean rim
>>141951555what do you mean poison ivy again, what were you doing
SEIXASbros today we feast
The XC track looks horrible today. Watch out for some pidcock crash
>>141951616this time I got it on me leg presumably from the edge of a pathsuppose it's not as bad as when it's between yer fingers innit
>>141951760
>>141951730just in time for the tour
>>141951730is his enemy the tree on the course
>>141951730thats a painful track
puck cant clip back in and has to take the c line (dogshit)its fucking over
>>141951830>lap 2/5This is going to be a very long race
>>141942316that's some proppa soup yest.souppro
>>141951760>>141951768
That womanlet is pretty impressive tehnically
At least being near Veluwezoom gives us better shots of Netherlands than endless fields of grass.Quality of the stream is pretty shit though.
>>141951839yeah fucking hell everything is slow on this course and the mud is like cement or something. Climbs slow, tech sections slow, descents slow33 minutes for 2 laps oy vey
astana bros, another 175 UCI points GAINED
pogi gf won
Last 5 km for me kurwas.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNB_fOBGiEs
Gm im watching Spain
>noir homme>is whitefalse advertisement
they see me rolling
>>141952097>astolfo
>>141952115E-bike boomers OUT
cycling shoes with knit uppers, need it or keep it?
>>141952094You are 19 minutes late >>141948156 Doesn't matter that it's the Sunday shift, we are on TIME in the /cyc/ office
>van gils suddenly too sick for the NCstarting the tour a few days earlier was not kind to the NCs
Bernard VAN AERT 2nd place in Indonesia
>>141952215ridiculous script writing
>>141952215generational curse
im so fucking tired of being sick and tired
Albert Within Philipsen only 13th, career seems to be OVER. In Slovenia OMRZEL beat Erazam VALJAVEC. Everyone else at more than 6 minutes. Not Normal
>>141952254>not even G1never saw a career die so fast
>>141952249vaxxstatus?
>>141952215
>>141952254according to Feltet the junior ganged up on him hardlate attack had a rider from each of the "big teams" and a rider from Alberts own team so they could not chase
>>141952300based, hopefully they do the same to that backstabber skjelmose
>>141952279negative
calling all goomblersits time
>>141952313Trek and Mads will sacrifice Skjelly so Mads can win
>>141952060With more than 10 minutes on the rest it says now... I thought she was just mediocre. What is going on here
>>141952325>gonna bump the NC frauds by 4 pointsit's already over
>>141952325>just a few hoursYeah right
>>141952325Can't wait to make three different teams
>>141952346She got Javier Sola'd
>>141952346my best guess is that pogi is so supercharged right now that his body fluids are enough to dope someone to the max
>>141952170My alarm was set for 630 I just needed to shit and shower before starting my /cyc/ shift
>>141952346
>>141952325dont care, my team will be made on my phone in my car at work while im driving 7 minutes before deadline.
>>141952346Name a single other Slovenian ciclista
>>141952408Tudeja Pagichar
>>141952408Pog in drag
>>141952184He’s got nothing to do there anyway
Lecomte pas normalPuck d3d
>ynr Maxime MONFORTAs a reminder to pick Steff CRAS
>>141952325I WILL pick my boys and they WILL be frauds, simple as
>>141952479You should. He got a top 10 on Gc in the unofficial 5th grand tour just last week !Not an insignificant result.
>>141952408Ursula Zigaretten
>>141952469>"I now know I can trust my coach and the process."
>>141952537kek
>>141952567>no berta
Attaque thermonucléaire de Michel Lande
>>141952576Berta 12th
>>141952567>KellerMAMA MAMA MILKY MILKY
>>141952584solid
Ok lazkanowinslol
>>141952602I mean pelayo
>>141952408Eugenia BUJAK
Jakob OMRZEL is a really big talent, I wonder who signs him
>>141952705Probably Bahrain. Then again Valjavec signed for Quickstep somehow.
we FINALLY live with the men from Herning
Aranburu goes
Kopecky beste vrouw in koers
>>141952739Feel bad for Adria and Landa, going against a dozen Movistaris
apparently there was a fire in the apartment above me with with firefighters having to kick down the door and i noticed and heard NOTHINGwhen my neighbour told me i though he was joking
>>141952739Landa was in his wheel but just stopped following. Very strange
It's over Aranaburuwinslol for real this time
Urska Zigart did the Slovenian double, impressive
Aranburu with a minute now.G2 slurping. It's over.
Why did Landa do that?
Man NC with one dominating team is lame. At least in France there are three or four team with numbers
Chute comicale
our bert Julius on the move
>>141952833If Rodriguez and Ayuso showed up Movistar would get nothing.
kinda funny seeing the Q8 Glassdrive colour in a danish race
>>141952914Last year was exactly the same Ayuso got played by Movistar
>>141952937are they serious
>>141952928Not on DR?
>>141952968>>141950973
Boomer in a Cervelo Test Team kit, perhaps a Sastre or Marchante fan
racismoalcoholismocyclismoend of
Aranburu STRONG
loads of attacks alreadyno one wants Trek to win today
>>141953012This is the year he dominates the Tour, stage top 5 incoming
>>141952971Fug
>>141953042lucky for you its on Tiz
>le velogoombler addiction supplier man gives out a free taste of things to come>psyopping already begins in earnestit's all so tiresome
>Podium with 0 Spaniards
Quickstep looks like shit for the Tour desu. Patje should really consider Merlier
>>141953114The real basques refuse to participate in the Spanish NC like Roberto Laiseka
Assassinated.
ASSASSINO
Pure hitjob.
This one looks like fun
breakaway with Assgreen, Skjelmose, Julius and a bunch of shitters
>>141953211Could have just said a bunch of shitters
its not Julius but BREGNHØJpoortu dopage
/Aranburu/
>>141953221Skjelmose alone is better than the entire dutch NC startlist combined
>>141953251If he loses he’ll just protest
Canal 4th
imagine Nørtoft winningpeople would get so fucking mad at Jonas
The Iberian BOWS to the mighty Basque male
>>141953326But iberian basques are iberians
top 10
>>141953377i will still not pick aranbufraud
>>141953377Quickstep's TdF will be a disaster
>>141953391I see right through your psyop
>>141951229nice, do you now get pant for wine bags too?
French race is so goofy. I turn it on and there’s already 30 Decathlons riding on the front
>Trek pulling in the pedalton with skjelly in front lol
>>141953446It does look silly
>>141953461soul
>>141953461
no surprises
Allah completely surrounded lol
>>141953485
>>141953497would be kino if he somehow won
czech-mex
>>141953520Lmao
>>141953485>only Lotte deserves the flag
Proper racing shaping up in france. Peloton has been drilling it for 10kms now, 70 to go
>Aktuell: 5 Fahrer Spitzengruppe Zwiehoff, Lipowitz (BOH) Heiduk (IGD) Brenner (TUD) Teutenberg (LTK-D)
>>141953520Is the only type of fry they got in Yurop?
looks kinda funny with white bibs
>>141953520
>>141953505Rainbow bands still too thick
>>141953520This is just chicken breast in the oven kek
>>141953520Where's the mex part, some chili on top of the pollo kek?Also served on a wooden board, that will be plus 100 CZK please. Menu written on a chalkboard? +100 CZK. Bearded guy with tatts and black nitrile gloves on? +100 CZK.Could find a few more.
>>141953569Huby and Magnier drilling it
Ok, I shall be off to drill some baskets in and watch the grand finales in an hour.
Vanmarcke and Bakelants recalling their kwabs in BK. sad display
Bjerg flashing us his cock
Blaaked
>>141953672what a weak ass group of "men"
Demi sisters, not like this
>>141953672Daily reminder to complement your riding with some wieght lifting
PIDCVCK GOES DOWN IN THE TECH ZONE
>>141953672this one was rather funny. eternal Sep, losing to Naesen of all people
>>141953461Asset cloning to save money
>Lotte glowing with gamma radiation
>>141953461Very funny
>>141953722>Those bikesThis is what the took from us. There is a boomer around here riding with a ag2r factor. Thing of beauty
>>141953672They're retired now
AVB spotted
>>141953758I thought this was a squeaker from the thumbnail
a road they use at the DM today
>>141953804
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAR MADS PEDERSEN 114km FROM THE FINISH
>>141953887
>24 VOLLERING Demi +3:13kek, what it feels like to ride without your team support. well, makes sense that SDworx want the jersey to stay in their team next season.
>>141953887nice
Lund, Mads and Cort joining the breakawaythe breakaway has now become the pedalton with 15 riders
Pidcock looking good. Added to my veloteam
Cort will win.
Chute comical schurter
WE LIVE IN BAD DÜRRHEIM
Pidcock is making this look easy.
Bora Bois in control
Lol someone lost a couple of teeth
>>141954454whats on their T-shirts?
>>141954409Broken jaw apparently
>>141954503no clue
>>141954454Flare guys should be put down.
Yes, well
Tim Tom Teutenberg vill win
Did you know W*ut is one of the biggest dopeurs in recent history. Padun clean as expected, as per this official VO2max chart
PIDKEK DOW
break and pedalton together again
>>141954683reminder that PADUN could be 100
>>141954699inshallah
Damn this XC track is something else. Total fraud death
>Kim Andersen denies that it was he or Trek who filed a protest against Johan Price-Pejtersen after Friday's single start. However, Kim Andersen discussed the episode with the race officials.>- When I reached the finish line, I was confronted with the fact that there had been driving on the cycle path and that a shorter route had been made in the roundabout, says Kim Andersen.>- Then I just asked the commissioners if there was anyone following Johan Price-Pejtersen, and one commissioner did. The answer was that they had been driven on the cycle path.>Kim Andersen feels for Johan Price-Pejtersen. Because even though the cyclist should have known about the rule, these kinds of experiences still hurt.>- I think it's a shame for Johan. He drove really well. Maybe it was a matter of a second, and then he still had a second. It was a shame for the event, because it was a super single start, says Kim Andersen.Apologize right now for all the nasty things you wrote about Kim.
>>141954784"Kim Andersen discussed the episode with the race officials."
>>141954714Some more>MuseeuwNo wonder his son is such a fraud, without Pot Belge
>>141954784So he says he didn't do it and then immediately says he did it. Why can D*nes never stop lying
>>141954784Everyone feels bad for Johan so nobody want to take responsibility. The fact is that he broke the rules and it's unfortunate and we'll never know if it gave him those 2 seconds or not.
>>141954784>I didn't snitch, anyway I went to the race commissioner to snitch
>>141954820>>141954683>only 2 digits vo2maxDo you even BREATH?
Lapeira champ?
>>141954820didnt ferrari boast that he raised armstrongs vo2max to 100 from a measly 81
>>141954683Didn't vingo have 98 when working at the fish factory.Always thought that story was manufactured as fuck
>>14195505397 at 17 I think
>>141955053>source: the dadTopkek if you asked my dad I was going to be olympic champion in every sport I did
>>141955053he had a VO2 max at 97 when he was a junior
>>141955097The national sports clinic that tested him have said that he was the highest they ever tested. But they didn't give out any numbers.
They just threw some shitter out our race because he did a shifty cancellara bike change LMAO
>>141954683How come all the >90 riders are frauds? I thought big number = good.
>>141954979>Blummenfelt trains up to eight hours a day, swimming about 10 km, cycling about 300 km and running about 100 km per week.[13]
>>141955155BASED
>>141955155
ATTAQUE INCROYABLE DE GREGOIRE
ALLEZ ROMAIN
>Zingle lachéVisma bros?
Lapeira is going to do it
>>141955480Doping? He was already doing that
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/maud-oudeman>Oudeman>is actually a young woman
ALLEZ JUJU
Pretty elite French G2
come one allah
>>141955597Doesn't matter when the most elite of them all is in G1
How are french riders so good while simultaneously doing so bad compared to much smaller countries?
>>141955640quantity vs quality
>>141955640We don't have state sponsored doping
>>141955640I think we are by far the nation with the most amateur riders. Why we don't have a top rider is a mystery,
C'est FINI for groupe deux
>>141955669Why do I sense some squeaking in here
AG2R movistaring this race
imagine julian bernard as french champion in the current year
>>141954454grim
My theory is that France doesn’t have as pervasive a doping culture as the rest of Europe, so while they have a lot of top level riders they have very few serial winners
>>141955892But most french riders are idiots at tactics. And thats not something you can dope.
>>141955892I feel like this is true
Madouas being a proper wheelsucker
>Alexander HAJEK beats MÜHLBERGER, GROßSCHARTNER and ZOIDLvery strange result
>>141954784just own it, this just makes him look even worse
The danish champ is quite cute, pity she sucks
>>141955957meanwhile the Olympic champion wins the women's race
>>141955892French riders get dickrided too fast they get hailed as heroes and called “roi” with top tens and a 1.pro win that’s not a french race that and having a huge domestic race scene with little outsiders is a bit of a cursed blessing
>>141955892who has doping culture? Spain? Yeah they're shite. Russia? Yeah they're shite. China? Yeah they're non existent.
>>141955011Would be a more visible champion than Madouas has been.
>>141956014She won the ITT this year as well.
>>141956045Denmark, Colombia, Slovenia
>>141956045Denmark, Slovenia and Belgium for starters
Bernard and Gachignard are giving the NC to Lapeira
we finally in Herninglets see what this great city (according to Jyder) looks like
Lipowitz mein Bär, mein Löwe
Can Danebert tell me why all the Juniors have grandma names?
>>141956082says who? same dumb shit over and over. dude the best guys are doping lmao. all the portgueses useless jobbers getting caught every year. they're shite too
>>141956124huh?
I hope Gachignard wins
German youngsters STRONGThe future is ours
>>141956147A lot of the young Danish girls have old fashioned names, it was even worse last year with Solbjørk, Tusnelda etc.
>>141956198i dont knowsometimes old school names make comebacks
>>141956198what did you think reject modernity, embrace tradition meant? vibes? papers?
Imagine if Lapeira doesn't win despite AG2R controlling the whole race
what the fuck is Bjerg doinghe is just pulling the entire peloton with no team mates
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE DE BRENNER
>>141956198Gen X parents love uniqueness.
Someone please attack lapeira
attack number 3402 from julian
>>141955892but multiple recent doping cases have been French
Paul Lapeyre wins while nose breathing
as expected
well, I was right
Based Lapeira, I was the first Bert to pick him last year
CORT will win (CWW)
Very based French champion.
Novak, Mohorič, Primožič and Glivar with a huge gap.
CHUTE in Danmark
Fuck, too late to see Lapeira.>>141953887>pic rel
>Lapeira already has a personal logo
Van rysel chads, we just keep winning
>ITT + RRDecathbros we did it
lol a big rock on the road just killed some poor conti rider and his collarbone
Time for Italy
what a fucking lame ass route in Herningfor too long these fucking Jydershitter have had the NCtime for Sjælland or Fyn to take over
Do you guys wear your wedding ring on a chain when riding? I always had mine on my hand but I read a post about someone having his finger degloved by a ring during a chute and now I'm a bit paranoid.
>>141956543They should host it in Grenaa next year
>>141956544I do not
>>141956544I'd just live it at home if I were you
>>141956544>Do you guys wear your wedding ring on a chain when riding?funny you would think berts here are married
Last lap in Germany, Lipowitz and Brenner still 40s in front of the chasing group.
>>141956586Hope Brenner wins
>le matériel est formidable
>>141956615As much as I like Lipo he has been wheelsucking the whole time.
>>141956543this
>>141956633good way to win
It’s pissing down in Norway. It’s all Uno X shitters in every group
>>141956570>Grenaawho the fuck even lives there
>>141956712I like Syddjurs, could make a good route
>>141956756anyone could make a better route then we have this year
British cycling can't even tell us how km are left?
Rota ans Bettiol, /cyc/s boys
>>141956794Their broadcasts are always bottom of the barrel
Bertiol has this in the bag
>>141956794They're incompetent. They're not even saying how many laps are left.
>>141956794Maybe they can tell how many kingsfeet to go
>>141956794british cycling is so shit its not even funny sudacas is shit in a funny way, british is just shit in the depressing way
>>141956712>>141956778>>141956543watch the blood pressure old man
>>141956794They just flashed up "99km to go". Whether that's to be believe is another question
Alright just turned in. Looks like BaukeGOD on the front with some shitter and some Vismoid
>>141956897you know im rightthis route is gigalame
>>141956934Vejle - Aarhus would be the best route. Sjælland is flat and boring as fuck.
CHUTE DE WANG
>>141956950you clearly know fuck all about the secret ciclismo hills on Sjælland
Jesper Mørkøv says that Bjerg is riding for Mads.
The reason why Urška won by 10 minutes is because women were racing with u18 boys. A few of them attacked and Urška followed. They then towed her to the line increasing the gap to other women.
Go on Bettiol, my son
>>141957033Bjerg put a cheeky bet on Mads this morning
>>141957010of course not i have no business in sweden
>>141956972Huh? The Chinese championship was a few days ago
>>141957073goodstay on your side of the strait filth
>>141957125tramadol-rage from the timetrial still lingering, mr berg?
Senen slurping insegutori
ATTAQUE MADS PEDERSEN
It is LEMMEN with Bauke and some dude named KRIJNSEN. 40 seconds on a group of 7 shitters and the peloton at 1:30 or something
>>141957053just like one of those retarded gravel races
Cameraman in Denmark has parkinson's
ATTAQUE DE ASSGREEN
Belgian peloton looks shattered +1 min 27 km to go With Campy and Hermans in the breakaway
I'm backVACEK a KWAK
Group of 7 are slurping. OOMEN, REINDERINK, RIESEBEEK, T VAN DIJKE, JOHANNINK and two conti shitters. LOTTO is riding in the peloton for some reason
>>141957276soudal will start pacing and it's going to be a sprint
Bora Buben, I'm scaredBrenner is looking strong
>>141957053Maybe this explains why women often race like juniors
Grandes playing stupid games. Betiol should just drop them.
route too flat to create serious gaps
>>141957397Yeah the groups just got formed “maar tis nog niet op een lint” in Karl’s way of saying it
>>141956552lame
>Prudhomme at the Italian NC
French man spotted at Italian NC
>>141957516looking for piccolo to get the latest shipment
>>141957516>>141957528is it close to Firenze this year?
Marco Brenner is tapping THAT?
philipsen's leadout for the tour just got decimated
Rickaert might have fucked his hand in a chute just now that’s Jasper’s best lieutenant
>>141957552bernard......has given up the fight
Business idea: Zambanini
BRENNER THERMONUCLEAR
ATTAQUE DE BRENNER
he's like a little baby
PHUOAW BRENNER PAS NORMAL
>>141957571>>141957606
>>141957593DSM Goons looking at the saddle position in anger
>>141957576Meanwhile his father looks like that
Lipowitz completely brutalized
>>141957433Too flat and not very technical I think
>>141957547It's in Tuscany so yes
wind has picked up
MARCO BRENNER CHAMPION OF GERMANY
They're gonna win TdF
borabois on suicide watch
>>141957825kino shot
>>141957825looking forward to his jerseyTudor seems to make good looking NC jerseys
benny hill didn't defend his jersey? kinda lame to bee honest
>>141957825Boraboys fucked up?
EF does decent NC jerseys, right?
kino race
>>141957881no
>>141957867boranoids don't really have good german riders anymore
>>141957881they can
>>141957897Can't be worse than UAE
>>141957881pray to your gods they don't make it quirky
Herning looking like a depressing shithole town in Wallonia but flat
>>141957902They're an austrian team in a week
>>141957867Brenner was just too good today, Lipo couldn't follow his attaque thermonucleaire on the last climb. Zwiehoff came in second.
>>141957965Argh Lipowitz came in second, Zwiehoff 4th
Bettiol just can't drop them
>>141957897yes
>>141957940Not like it'll be seen much
chase being gatekept
illegal blocking down in belgium
BETTIOL
If Bertiol does it, EF better step up with the jerseys.
>>141957991The absolute state of those groups.People just watching eachother.
go Berto
Brenner getting mired by jailbait
>>141956544I always wear it.Stop being a bitch
>>141958032a race with only italians mama mia everyone is ordered to follow wheels
>>141958029wdym? carapaz, kudus, healy all had good jerseys
Trek being kwabbed right nowAsgreen and Valgren with a gap
J. Ericsson wins in sweden
>>141958064Total Tudor Domination
only see these scenes in the NCcan't even attack if you want to
Campy win would be great
>>141958055
>>141958083he rides for jumbo next year so I'd rather not
I've seen enough Søjberg wins this
Valgren, Asgreen, Søjberg and Wandahl with a good gapits looking cest fini for the rest
>>141958064Congratulations Sjælland!
>>141958083and his chances are gone
>>141958096
>>141958096American flag is dogshit, I'm glad they went weird with it
>>141958096Horrific
what Uno-X doing
Attacque Van Arert but the favorites follow no De Lie
don't look back Berty
elite group ofvan aertvermeerschphilipsenstuyvenberckmoose and nys closing the gap
>>141958127they better not make this dumb whirlwind with Italian tricolore
Quickstep, Bora, EF and AG2R riding for the gold in Danmark
>>141958127Didn't like this one also. They simply could have made the sleeves yellow
UNOshit fucking up the chase because they saving for the sprintKWAB
Jasper (Stuuven) got shafted
>>141958157Sluuuurp
>>141957528>>141957516>taking a week vacation in firenzeI would as well
Choicebranch it is then I guess
Kop slurpage
>>141958203berckmoose fucked by his team, should have let him try
>G2 slurpage
Madsbros.......the dream is slipping from our grasp
>>141958217He has the best job of all time
I always love how the grandes keep on showing country flags next to runners name at the national race
>>141958239Now he has to pretend he cares about women cycling though
Cort is such a wheelsucker
1km to go time for the traditional mass sprint
Berto has it, the gap is rising.
>+2 velopointsLAME
imagine the AG2R U23 rider wins the elite race in Danmark
ARNAUD DE LIE WINSGIGABASED
CAM AN MADS PUSH SOME WATTS
De Lie wins
Holy fuckwhat a monster sprint from STIERamazing stuff
De Lie DUSTED Fraudersen
wow
>DE LIE>DE LIE>DE LIE>DE LIE>DE LIE
>>141958311>>141958314>>141958315i kneel
Moho being gangbanged by constant Glivar and Novak attacks
>je suis championvan de kop aan
Forza Alberto
Based Bettiol
lame
grande Bertiol
Well that was lame as fuck in Dänemark.
Eurojobber wins in Denmark
wout so weak in the sprinthe isn't doing anything this tour
turns out if he isn't a positionlet the guy is fast as fuck
THE AG2R U23 RIDER IS THE ELITE CHAMPION OF DANMARKLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
>rusbert quickly making bettiol edition new thread
>>141921513APOLOGIZE
>>141958360
Easily De Lie's best victory yet
>>141958368saved by the bell furiously typing out that grande edition
So we wont see the danebrog for a year, cool I guess
>>141958360>from outpsrinting grug at the end of RVV to losing to some U23 shitter
>>141958111trips of truth
biggest suprise winner in danmark since forever
>>141958368>>141958382yes I will
philipsen never even got closevan shart looks like a granny sprintinglove me some stier action
>>141958356Wasn't it a bit uphill? Doubt he can win a pure flat sprint against Merlier Philipsen
>Tibo NYS outsprinted the great Wout VAN AERT
Sojberg shellshocked, but trying to remain professional, cute.
>>141958391Was Mads there? my god that guy really lost his sprint this year. He looked good for GW and that’s it
can't they dsq this guy and give it to Asgreen
>Basedberg CampeónAG2R bros are we getting too cocky? What if they raid us?
>5th at U23 RR>1st at ME RR???
I'm starting to think this NYS kid is going to be really fucking good
>>141958419the end is flat, the lead in is uphill
>>141958430>Sojberg
STIERBRÜDERICH KNIE
>
Le calice jusqu'à De Lie
top 10 BK
>Pedersen winsSo predictable
>>141958447our next hero the chosen one for bringing RVV home
>Marco Brenner new NCsad
>>141958476One Belgian and nine Russians.
>>141958476A lot of Russians at the start
>pls in french
>>141958484With this parcours a 40year old grug would still destroy him
very emotional interview from de lieunderstandable after all that hate from rusbert
DE LIE SOUL
>>141958476>Lennert Van Eetvelt he's all ok then
>GP Herning winner wins the NC RR in Herning
>>141958516speaks better dutch than our next PM
Do they have decathlon in denmark?
>Rasmus Basedberg Pedersen
>>141958536no
>ik was mentaal gebrokenpoor guy Lyme fucked him up
>>141958535he's gonna look so good in the tricoleur
>fly on the microphone
>MORGADO shaved his moustache
I only watch the grand tours and the monuments/classicsAm I really missing anything else by not watching Mickey Mouse prep races?
>>141958523Is it true that Bjerg and Malmberg rode for Trek today?
even though i dislike De Mong i hope now he wins a TDF stage in his jersey
>>141958569Really hyped for it now ngl
>>141958590>Am I really missing anything?Yes, soul
>>141958576wonder how this affects his chances of winning silver at the olympics
need slo mo webm of de lie crossing the line
KINO race in Herning, unpredictable until the end and a surprise winnerif it was on sjæ*land it would have been a boulevard sprint slurper, you just know it
>>141958590yessmall races is where the wild weird shit happends
>>141958476That top 10 is stacked
>>141958535why would a spanish PM speak dutch in the first place
>>141958596sure about that? he will contest the same stages as Mads (uphill sprints)
>>141958608his emotional shifts over a few seconds were crazy
>>141958590youre missing all the best races.
>>141958570The Flandoid chromosome mongrel
>>141958623thats okay
Pretty good set of NC this year
>>141958620heh..
soooif a U23 rider wins the elite RR race but not the U23 race can he still wear his jersey for the U23 races?
Will AG2R give Basedboy a promotion? They can’t have a NC of a proud /cyc/ nation in the U23 ranks
>>141958616>>141958630wtf? why am I seeing your posts? I swore I filtered d*nes
>>141958620Netherlands is spanish clay.
>>141958654Denmark unfortunately fumbled the bag everyone else has a good one all guys that can win multiple times in the jersey
>>141958654now we just need kooij for the dutch
>>141958679there is no escaping us
>>141958678he's almost 22, time to move up anyway
Greenstreets wins
what did he mean by this?
>groenewegen
GROENEWEGEN wins
>>141958679Why the yous? Just shut up and ignore us you little bitch.
>>141958691did Greenstreets just win
>>141958714what the fuckmega based
>>141958714ausländer raus
>>141958714wow Netherlands is going far right
groenewegen in the jerseyjakobsen will have his revenge this tdf
>>141958714What?
>>141958608
>Bike fell over yesterday when I came back to my apartment and propped against a wall while I took my shoes off>Checked it over, nothing seems scuffed>Doing a quick ride this morning, too hot for anything long, right in the neighborhood>"Wow this shifting is really getting jittery, wonder if it's built up wax">Plan to meet up with bertina for breakfast after>Shifting to smallest gear to just spin while she walks along side me>Dropthe chain over the rear derailleur into spokes and hub>Immediately unclip (very Grug-esque move if I do say so myself), causing no damage>Have to carry bike home since chain is so stuck i need to remove cassette to free itTurns out that innocent fall yesterday bent the rear derailleur hanger. Fixed it and seems to be shifting little butter again. Thank god this happened 30 feet from my front door instead of 70 km into deep hills
>celebrating with the barrierswhat did he mean by this?
>mads gregarious in defeatHe is such a champ
dutchbros wtf was that commentary, the dude was sleeping and then just saidoh het is groenewegen met voorsprong
>>141958761its okayhe will just win the OL instead
>>141958753EMOTIONS
>>141958753SOVL
>>141958753Why do wallon have so much more soul than flandrien?
>>141958753some say the NC is the king of the 1.pro races
>>141958753
>>141958753Hahahaha look at W*ut. Another classic
how does a AG2R Dannebrog look like i wonder
>>141958781they live a carefree life without the burden of the Wallon
>>141958802French teams respect the NC jerseys right?
>>141958768Why do you think we always watch Sporza. These guys are retarded
>>141958753and then here's Greenstreet
>>141958753very sovlfull tbqh
>>141958817FDJ doesdont know about AG2R, i cant even recall a AG2R NC jersey
>>141958820wtf is he thinking
>>141958820haha wtf man
>>141958830Naesen was fine
>>141958820
>>141958839thinking?
>>141958820bruh
>>141958820Kek
>>141958820He just did an interview where he confirmed his allegiance to Adolf Hitler, little bit controversial but it's okay
>>141958753based thank you
>>141958820It's not even like it's a funny still image from a clip. He literally just Sieg Heils immediately kek
>>141958820>inb4 DSQ
damn divorce was hard on Rolf
>>141958820Soulful celebration. Grug could never.
Søjbjerg also 4th in the Elite TT get this lad a contract right this moment
>>141958853Imagine a regiment of dudes like this artistic cycling around the Maginot line
>>141958894what the fuck
>>141958753>>141958820I think we know which of these two celebrations will be OP of next thread
>>141958901Better idea: a doping ban
FRATELLI D’ITALIAL’ITALIA S’È DESTASIAM PRONTI ALLA MORTEL’ITALIA CHIAMÒSI!
Bettiol, Aranburu, De Lie, Lapeira — /cyc/ feasting
>>141958949then you would need to ban the entire AG2R team
>>141958953Rui Costa too, know Bertacek was looking forward to that one
>>141958929alcoholism is scary
SCHMID Suisse NC winner
>>141958984took him a while to recover from that las vegas trip
new thread >>141959006new thread >>141959006new thread >>141959006
>>141958968Yes of courseI was taking notes towards the Volta tooApparently he's on pas normal form too
>>141958820hahaha wtfabsolutely based
