the many new champions editionCurrent and upcoming races:17.06 - 23.06 National Championships week25.06 - 30.06 Internationale LOTTO Thüringen Ladies Tour 2.Pro26.06 - 30.06 Okolo Slovenska / Tour de Slovaquie 2.129.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT02.07 - 07.07 Tour of Austria 2.106.07 - 09.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.107.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro07.07 Argenta Classic - 2 Districtenpijl Ekeren-Deurne 1.1 WE10.07 Giro della Città Metropolitana di Reggio Calabria 1.113.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.114.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.117.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>141921513
first for diplomacy
>>141959006Waar is Grande Bretagne?
>a Pedersen on AG2R dopagewhew
does jumbo pissma have any NC jersey now?
>3 EFDecathlon sisters, not like this
>>141959033still on
>>141959035How many Pedersens do we have? It's getting ridiculous.
Our olympic kit looks like shit
Another UAE masterclass. Novak will likely win. Glivar 2nd, Moho 3rd
>>141959006
>>141959006Portugal, Ireland, Austria and Suisse all with pussy distancea national RR, WC and OL is atleast 200km
Visma will end up with zero (0) champion in TT or road race
>>141959069Cheap copy of Lithuania's kit.
so no asgreem to the TDF which usually means new team next year
>>141959069Cordon-Ragot looks high
>>141959122Uno x?
>>141959142i fucking hope not
>>141959127She looks like gaudu sister
>>141959101surely that loser Valter won't fuck it up
>>141959142I hope so
>>141959122He’s not getting resigned that’s for sure
rooting for Lewis Askey
>>141959171yeah, both have impressive jaws
>>141959142Wasn’t it already semi confirmed?
>>141959077Novax dropped Moho like a stone
>A special mention goes to Victor Campenaerts : "He broke things open today. He is our and also my engine. Victor may leave for another team, but he will remain in my heart forever."Based wallon and his brotherly love
of course
>>141959245the UK is such a fucking joke
>>141959069Have you seen the bike?
>>141959257holy fuck, it needs to be put out of its misery
>>141959227it's a shame crampy is leaving because their sponsor was playing stupid games
SEIXAS on a winning spree
>>141959227Lottobros stay winning. Good winner.
>>141959257I think it looks fine
>>141959291Could he be the one?
>>141959227Based, happy he found his winning self again in the span of half a season dude was in a dark place during spring.
>>141959314He is the one, the next Hinault. We need to hype him up as much as possible
>>141959257I like
>>141959341The belgian way, good.
>UAE Gen Z member better than Mohoric
>>141959290Vermeersch might leave to no? dstny fucking things up proper do you know the current situation?
>>141959391
>>141959402vermeersch is pretty much confirmed to go to UAEwhich is a shame because he has more chance at winning RVV than de lie does
>>141959257Cyberpunk kino I love it
>>141959422>he has more chance at winning RVV than de lie doeshuh
>>141959391>UAE zoomer better then Moho>AG2R zoomer better then Asgreenthe future is now old man
>>141959422well that’s lame hope the next batch of Lotto U23 is good enough
>>141959466Van gils and van elvet are pretty good
Would be funny if Valter doesn't win
>>141959444the guy is a good stamina merchant, he obviously doesn't stand a chance against grug and the big boys but he survived until the finalede lie stands no chance to make it that far
>>141959257wtf is that reach, looks like a torture rack
Luish Gomsh did well, but Sabgal-Anicolor TERRIBLE again. It's OVER
>>141959485But UAE is a good team for that. When pogi isn't there it's kinda free for all
>>141959503yes which is what I'm trying to say, but lotto should have tried to keep him because he was a good tandem with de lie
>>14195948578kg vs 85kg. De Lie didn't do RVV yet so it's hard to judge but we saw him dropping the peloton on cobbled climbs like in Omloop
>>141959466Widar, De Schuyteneer, Donie and Grisel look promissing, Segaert, Van Eetvelt and Berckmoes as well.
>>141959535he's a big guy, anyway he did well last year from the break
>>141959529Okok, I missread then.
Valter winslame
VALTER just squeaked the wheel in.
>EF has 3 more NC jerseys to ruinlovely
>>141959675
requesting Greenstreets roman salute webm
>>141959729
Van Wilder looked like dogshit today, remco is fucked in the tour
>>141959743hahaha
>>141959743uh I mean jajajajaja
>>141959899There is absolutely 0 need for domestique at this tour, just follow the UAE wheels
>>141959675Demi about to cannibalize that thigh
>>141959899He’s going for that mountain jersey anyway giga cracking mid week 2
>>141959977this
>>141959977But the whole team looks like shit. Remco, Van Wilder and Landa. Patje needs to bring Merlier
>>141959977HORNER would call you a knuckleheadYou need somebody to fetcha bidon, a gel, a ketone bomb or switch bike when your get a crevaison
>>141959977still need a professional bottle fetcher and someone to pull in case of a mechanical
>>141959977remco is weakmind and needs a guy in front of him at all times, atleast he still has Landa
>>141960061plus all the ice they'll need to keep cool
>>141960033atleast Landa and memco have their crash as excuseVan Wilder looks like he didn't prep at all for the tdf
>low signal area
and berg is supposed to contest sprints in the tdf
>>141960098they'll give him a big fat transfusion just before the TdF, trust the plan
This is the most important day for velogoomblers tooMy notes are five pages long
>>141959291Portugal strong.
>>141960215veloman already confirmed that everyone that did well will go up by 2 or 4 pointsit's already over for your notes
>>141960247I'm picking bettiol no matter what
>>141960158he can get over the lumps that will filter Greenstreets
You don't have to bother watching the finish of the Brit Nats. I have just come back from the future and can exclusively reveal to /cyc/ that Max WALKER has won.
Hayter wheelsucking his way to the NC jersey
>>141960287nice post lol
>>141960287
Max WALKER THERMONUCLEAR LACHEE
Getting weaker after each more bike ride.Not normal, it's literally over.Body is falling apart.
didn't take enough lactaid, my tummy horts
>>141960356need some rest son
France's proud and brave Louis ASSKEY is our only hope now
>>141960335>>141960337>>141960344
wtf he came back
WALKER back
>>141960381wtf he came back
>How are you looking forward to showing off the jersey?>- I have to show it off in lower ranked races. I am a development rider. I don't ride with the big pros at all. So that… my parents and family. They have always been there for me. My sister will be a student tomorrow, and lots of family are coming to the party, so I'm looking forward to showing it off there, says Søjbergc-cute
>>141960381He WALKED it off
ASSKEY PARANORMAL
FUCKING WHEELSUCKER
askey should have bet it on the sprint, dumb move
Hayter strong (when not chuting)
A tragedy in Saltburn-by-the-Sea
>>141960441Maybe they shouldn't have let him draft for 20 minutes
>>141960491team tactics ruin everything
>>141960491especially when the guy behind was connor swift
So that's his token victory for the year
BANASZEK retards champs again.
Imagine when Rasmus P goes to Visma
Now that's a proper ITTEuropean pro peloton would never
>>141960644
Dev rider winning nc is such a pcm thing to happen
Hé gianni is going to the tour. Can't wait to see him harvest the seethe
rusbert finally made a de lie edition. I didn't expect to witness this day, but it finally happened.
Berts, I have become Team Backpain's newest signing, effective immediately.Any remedies to get out of that contract asap?Lower back/iliosacral joint is my stipulated role.
Adjust
>>141960943maybe one of these videos will have the answer you seek
Hayter to Decathlon and 20 wins next year, who says no
>>141960943
>>141960944He's a full domestique for the guy aiming for a podium at best right
>>141960943time to hold giant coconuts in front of you
>>141960943Tapentadol
>>141960644Rodrigo CONTRERAS (1st in GC) caught Wilson Estiben PEÑA (2nd in GC) on the slopes.PAS Normal
>>141960985Yeah, same guy they said they wouldn't send unless 100% but now they don't know if he can finish
>>141960974I say no
I'm really glad for De Lie winning the Belgian championships, I know it may seem insignificant but there are a lot of big riders that never won it like GVA and at least he can cross that off the list and ride with flag bands foreverI also found his sprint very impressive, typical de lie really, very long and powerful and from the front and yet nobody could pass him. Should give him confidence for the Tour de France hopefully. He was also very emotional, to me a funny interview on sporza. Belgium is bilingual and qporza is flemish but De Lie is wallonian (but with good durch). He was asked by sporza (in french) for his thoughts and he replied in Dutch: Ik heb geen woord (I am speechless). Then the interviewer said you can do it in French and he said the same but in French and then broke into tears. Very nice winner and interview, but that was kind of funny
>>141960978this guy will become 90 with zero pains
stier doubters on the right
>>141961087Jappe kinda cursed for NC
>>141961123became a bit too much of a team baby this year, always waiting and waiting to launchwill probably still win 3 tour stages
>>141961077So will you bert
>>141959743thats a yellow card
>>141959227the friend of campenaerts is a friend of mine
>>141961144My thoughts are Lotto played him and the other favorites like a fiddle with that late attack (3-4km before the line) by Wout and co on that hill must’ve consumed alot of energy, De Lie didn’t follow and they had 6-7 lotto guys left and slurped them up after the hill. They had great numerical advantage and used it quite well.
>>141961167You’re too kind I hope you to
>>141960943Inb4 that psudoscience bert with his chiropractics nonsens.
>>141959006Wow lots of first timers this year, very nice. I see Vingegaard was once again unable to win his national honours, better luck next year
> Speaking about this because I know how much (and way more) fucked up shit like this happens in sports and the trauma lives on forever. Just no one talks about it.> > Especially as a female athlete asking for help can be taken advantage of and certain experiences can work as a deterrent to not ask for help again.> > At one of the teams I raced for, a swanny/massage therapist once felt the need to text me that me taking my joggers and sweater off for massage aroused him. Didn't go in for any more massages. Was terrified other male massage therapists felt the same way.> > While recovering from a broken knee, I had a lot of physios try and solve issues I had after the injury. The last one put his finger somewhere I sure as hell did not want it. I left, cried in my car, never went back again and issues never got resolved. I did not tell anyone and suffered in silence.> > Trust is easily lost and difficult to regain. I needed a few mental breakdowns this year to realise that yes, my right leg is actually very very fucked. And I keep ignoring it, taking a few days off because I am 'sure it gets better' and repeating the cycle of 1 good week, 2 terrible weeks. I keep telling myself (and others) I just need to get into the flow of training and then I'm ready to race. Flow never comes.> > And although I actually 100% trust the physio I have right now, I keep putting it off to go in again. Got an appointment now though but it takes a lot of convincing for me to take action. I am still figuring out why exactly.> > It's quite terrifying to put this message out. There have been many conversations prior to writing this down that have made me face a lot of my irrational fears and why I'd rather just sulk instead of doing something.> > I've never shied away from being vulnerable and honest, talking mental health and using the platform I've built to spread awareness- not looking for sympathy here just really hope it might help others and spark conversation. [...]
>>141961378Don't think he'll ever do the danish NC again in his career.
>>141961524>look at me suffering brought to you by DHL™
>>141961524She should see a shrink before a physio.
>>141961548could atleast show up for the ITT once both national and WC
>>141961524professional victim and attention whore
>>141961611I can understand why he wont. Pretty pointless goals for him.
>>141961087Still not picking chinese instant soup hair zoomer.
>>141961611if he doesn't do the Tour he will I'd think, but he might be washed up by then and wont win it
>>141961087Stier NC is a welcome sight to come to /cyc/ to
>>141961674representing your country is pointless?
>>141961674they’ll never take the national armbands from you, you wear it with pride as you represent your country it’s the third best jersey to win.
>>141961548Such a lame rider he became
>>141961674every top end rider should have some nc bands on their sleeves
>>141961743>>141961771Nobody cares about tt champs.
>>141961807Nobody cares about any race outside TdF
>>141961839nobody cares
>>141961524Didn't read but she looks good
>>141961524didnt read a single word of that either
>>141961524Stop posting this instagirl here
we're all just meat for the meat grinder
>>141962023Pedal bertman pedal
I didn't read but my eyes went straight to the naughty finger bit :(
>>141962046did some nice Z2 along the water today was good to be out in the sunalso spotted some boomer with one of those electric bikes that goes 40km/h except he had a TT steer for some reason, very weird sight
>>141962046Speaking of pedaling, how was you're daily ride? For me an average group ride. The sickness of yesterweek is GONE it would seems.Interesting how a beer on two increases average HR by about 10-15 points.
i havent been hungry for a week nowliving without hunger is weird
>>141961524I empathise with her, I think it must be quite annoying to be treated as eye candy all the time and get those unwanted approaches. But it's 2024, she should report those physios that are using their position to assault patients
>>141958820>>141958753SOVL>>141962230it was good I done 50km in the hot
Pas Normal
>>141962465based
>>141962527
>>141962538its annoying reallyi know i should eat but i dont want to because im not hungryand because my nose is so stuffed i can't taste shit when i do decide to eat
>>141962169Some people who ride ebikes (which I think is fine and not something to villify) feel very self conscious about them and when you tell them hey man I see you got an ebike they're like "yes... TECHNICALLY it's an ebike but I always ride on eco mode and I always work up a really intense session" so it could be one of those guys. Although if it's a spedelec they are unlimited so a TT bars will turn it from very fast into even faster
True, but then she posts things like this on insta.
>>141962658was definitely a speedpedelec, the dude was old and fat tooit made no sense but people can do what they wantmaybe he was saving battery or something
>>141962649make soup, like leek be sure to cool it down directly after cooking so it doesn’t go sour
>>141962505I think most of us would have more sympathy if didn't make a career out of being a thirstrap. Ultimately she is probably hurting women cycling more.>>141961954For what it's worth, I am not the usual autist posting her; I only use instagram to find the biggest OF whores there are, yet worst Puck keeps popping into my recommandations.
>>141962794just took out some pumkin soup from the freezer
>>141962856finally danish food from the lameleaf
>>141962856growing quite attached to these posts
big ride prepchargin me bikechargin me garminchargin phonechargin me headphonesimagine you had to charge your lungs or they would stop breathing. that would be mad hon scotland
>>141962230Since you ask, 'twas a ride
>>141963203always jealous of your strength
>>141963137
>>>/int/198917574cross-board post
>>141963276notjustbike is an annoying netherboo
>>141963203Looks like a good tan ride
It's really great that Bettiol is the italian NC
>>141963573he's shown some really enjoyable cycling this year
>>141963573>most soul rider in a plastic teamLife is though sometimes
>>141963346You reek of jealousy Danebert
>>141963573In the first year where he's consistently at his level. I hope he'll show solething at the Tour
>>141962686>>141962844would send a cheeky finger exploring
>>141963819Jealous of what?
>>141964253superior dutch cycling and public transit infrastructure I'm guessingdesu NJB is annoying but he tells it like he is, and more people outside of Europe should watch his videos
people watch too many videos in general
>first national road champion in UCI ranking is 18thWeak year
Suisse > Allemagne
>>141965547moving the tour forward a bit for the olympics was detrimental to these startlists
>>141964682He's an idiot that believe stepovers are specific dutch bikes, and that there is only one good solution traffic planning. Sure its fine if people wake up to the con that is car-centric city design, but deeper than he hasn't got anything worthwhile.
>>141965884can Germans do any sport right anymore?
apparently this guy tried to make a planned bike switch with some guy at the side of the road, a bike that was not screened by the organization cheaters getting quite ballsy these days
>>141966859learned from his idol Cancellara
>>141966683They are pretty good at cycle ball.
>>141966978
>>141966683they never recovered from the Euros 1992.
>>141967190meh they have won the WC in 2014
>>141966683canoeing innit
>>141967400lol, lmao even
>>141966683Track cycling (sprinting) (women)
Germans are also successful in bobsledding I think.
>>141968025>tracklol>sprintlmao>womenkek
>>141968111our danish trackbert would not like this post
>>141968220only thing that matters in track is 4000m team pursuit
>>141964682>desu NJB is annoying but he tells it like he isye that's how I feel about him as well. I think he makes lots of good points but he has this turbo smug way of saying where half his words are about calling Americans and car drivers dumb idiots. He's just preaching to the choir he wont convert anyone to his side if all he does it insulting them.
>>141968293nah track is great. Women track is also good compared to road.
>>141968414im considering buying tickets for the track WC in Ballerupmaybe it will change my opinion
>>141968293Italy will win.
>>141968549most likelytheir team is insane
waar velogame
>>141968495Already have my ticket. Was there for the new year cup, had a blast.
>>141968691did you buy for all events or just the finales?
still keeping hope for Lafay tdf announcement
>>141968671it'll open after he makes lapeira and bettiol 10 points
>>141968723Finales. Was tempted to get for all the days.
>>141968843thank god Mads didnt win or he would have been 14 points
>>141968996he is going to be 14 points because philipsen is going to be 16 after last year
all that wheelsucking really doesn't pay off for him
OPEN THE FUCKING TDF VELODRAMA ALREADY VELOMAN
>>141969466It is open for premium members. boy you won't believe the prices.
>>141969466he said it will open today which means soonest tomorrow likely in two days
>>141962230it's crazy how lumpy your climbs are
>>141969219who's this?
>>141973200Rota
Why are they so sure of advancing
>>141969613i can reveal that Pogi is priced at 38 points
>>141974676don't care still picking him
I can see Pogi at 34
dont think i will pick Jonas this year
>>141959743wtf
polishschizo begone
he's gotta stop, no one provoked him
Cyclisme, what do you say about that?
schizowski is just too good. he's gonna put the other schizos out of business. maybe they can learn from him and up their game.
love looking at menus in random restaurants in cities that I'll prob never go to. lookit this badboy
Just pouring it out at me because veloman still didn't deliver, you degenerates.And then Bettiol will be 12, Ciccone 14 and everyone of your secret picks +4, that's what's going to happen.
>>141976081its over nothing will happen
>>141976390you need to reexamine what you think other people want to see and engage with
Race was great today, Askey final move wasn't great bit not much else he could do. It was a clumsy attack too, he was over geared and it was too obvious. Walker had a great race. Saltburn is a beautiful place, circuit was tough. Stood in the same spot the whole race, good view though.
Video is better but the attack was slow and clumsy, he attack when Hayter was riding hard already. Not much he could have done though.
>>141976494tell ya what I don't want to see whiny ass burgerposts yeah
https://www.procyclingstats.com/national-race/le-caux-tour/2024/resultbeaucoup de DNF
I knew he won but I just now watched de lie sprintpretty impressive tbqh
>>141976494Just report and ignore.
The schizotuber likes Dune I guess.
Going to try TrainerRoad. My attempt at making training plans is always way too all over the place. Going to try the 30 day free trial and see how I like it.Will report back for benefit of fellow consoomers
>>141976509Looks steep
>>141977404another clear sign that this schizo lurks here
>>141977618Could be schizobrit.
>>141976509good photo that
>>141977660nah
>>141977603Apparently steepest was 22%. It kicks up at the next hairpin again, really steep. Was a laugh watching busses go up and down. Interesting to watch because many amateur riders rode the hill faster than pros did most of the time. Goes to show repeating the efforts is what makes you good, not a blistering pace.>>141977664Was a great spot, we saw across the waterfront so could see the race coming. Here's one with ned boulting standing in the way of Hayter, Stewart and Richardson.
They flew into the climb at about 25mph, 45kph. Even the other riders got obliterated despite being elite category UK's best.
>>141978157> 25mph, 45kphno way they're doing that at that speed
>>141978157schizobrit why is there so poor internet in Yorkshire?or is it just the coast that has no 4G-5G masts?
QTΠ from Lotto won the Danish U23 race
Velodrama has opened. Sacrifices will have to be made.
velogoomblers I beseech thee not to make this cyc anymore unreadable than it already is
>>141979884I won't be playing as usual, I'm just going to watch the tour de france
easiest velodrama ever
fuck yeah tdf is here
hmmm
ez gg
It's goombling time !
Lapeira is a must after just winning the national jersey imo
George has fookin nailed the prices. I don't wanna hear any complaints. Many options
>>141980957agree
>>141980957this is real good, I'm gonna be adjusting every day
>>141981174ive already adjusted three times
whats the Velogames /cyc/ league number again?
>>141981288just once here, I'm pacing myself (plus he still has to add riders)
>>141981350it's always in the OP
>>141981350It automatically adds me to the league now every race for some reason
>>141981380kthanks
>>141981484>kussguy is washed
SEPP KUSS is my favorite bike racer and the races with him in are always the most fun and interesting to watch especially when it's rampas
I guess he's covering the possibility of Jonas DNFing and Jorgenson becoming the GC leader, but to me it's crazy that a rider that has a 20th as his best GT GC result is a 14 point all-rounder
Hinault is like Merckx, another Pogi fanboy
>>141961524pretty girl syndromeno one cares about you except your good looks
>>141982317he won Paris-Nice, 2nd in Dauphine, and won a classic. That is a preamble season to a DOMINANT TdF
Leveika 30mi ahead of Bartholmoes and almost to the CO-NM border, ahead of the official record but I think behind MORTON Lachlan FKThttps://dotwatcher.cc/race/tour-divide-2024
oh wow the goomblers are already out in full force long summer ahead of us boys
The winning strategy
>>141983045I already invested in noomberposting at low low pricesthings are finally looking up for me
>hub art
>>141980938Yes, just like Madouas last year.
>>141984189yes, well, one of them is on a team of chokers and the other is having their most dominant season ever
the depression is back bros I fear it may kwak me spirit for good this time
>>141983095Just like last year and the year before with Wout. Boring but effective.
>>141983095One of my three teams
>>141986894My team would've been perfect if philipsen was 14 points
>>141986940I like my main one even if I'm a bid scared of my boy ciccone
>>141986985Also obviously gee is a better pick than bettiol but alberto is my boy
Why is someone like rasmus tiller in the sprinter category Sometimes I don't get veloman
Can't do anything about me, DC filth and all the other natural born traitors.Jappe for 16? Come on.
Luv everyone's first knucklehead 30 second team screenshots.
Peak performance
>>141985127well with that attitude it will
Fucking love my morning gravel commute berts. No cars, only fields and squirels. Best way to start the day
>>141987471Have a great day anon :)
I wish cold weather would return soon. I can't stand the heat
>>141978730It had 4g,its only the countryside that suffers really. And even then it's not that bad to be honest.
>>141987726weak
>>141982639real recognize real
>>141987770Also a Lenny doubter
>>141987652>*introduces grey squirrels*
>>141987778it’s over
>>141985127Get bipolar assessment if it comes and goes regularly, not all bipolar has high mood points. I've not had high mood in a year or so now. It's over for us (not quite yet).
There's been no taper into summer now I'm dead at 22 degrees. It is overies.
Lapeira is only 21, such a huge jump from last season is perfectly natural at that age
Just realised that my team has 0 riders from European teams.
where is all the 4 pointers?
Of all words of tongue and pen, the saddest are these
>>141988550This, Hugo Page shouldn't cost as much points as madouas, lapeira or mohoric
>>141988550Dead, gone, scattered to the wind
>>141959006De Lie, Bettiol and Aranburu are soulful champions
>>141961524>massage therapist>massage the rapistif a Dutch schizo ever turns up it will likely be her
>>141988449based Cav believer
>No Kirsch for madsIt's over
Business idea: The order of team cars on stage 1 is determined by the time official team line ups are announced. First team announcement gets first in line.
>>141988865I wonder why this bert is so invested in having TDF lineup early
>>141988892Gooombling
>>141988892early? the race fucking starts in a few days you buffoon. the teams obviously know who is going.
>>141988909You'll know when you open your TV on saturday bert, what's the problem?
>>141988915alright yeah let's pretend it's not the biggest event in the sport and continue to be amateur. there should be a deadline a week before to announce teams. none of this mickey mouse bullshit
>>141988932You get footy lineup one hour before the start bert
>>141988947not even close to a fair comparison. you get squads for the euros weeks in advance.
I want to skor sam points but I also want to pick a soulful team I can be excited for on all stages.Now I am looking again at that Belgian NC finish and start questioning me doubt in the weakmind zoomer.
>>141988979Just do two different teams like everybody
>>141988979Make 23 teams, one for each stage + tryhard + soul
>>141988984>like everybody
>>141988979here's you soul dawgOverall Rank: 9978 of 10201
>>141989022Damn that's legit what a team of all my boys would look like
>>141988984>>141988999Nah, it will kill all the thrill.Just like ye old homm3 I am playing now and I have had it with trying to draw not shit skills and work my way into drawing Town Portal, I just edited the map so my guy has all the skills from the start and I pick up Town Portal or a book of magic in the first turn.Fun and FAR less tedious. But it was 24hrs since I have installed the game and I have had it, I can move on.Don't want to kill velodrama like that.
>>141989022>Jorgenson>SoulDude is the moneyball of cycling
>>141989022That's half of my not-soul team boss.
>« On prépare des championnats d’Europe pour les purs grimpeurs », annonce Michel CallotEC 2025 should be good hopefully there's a good startlist
>>141989143Wish they would finally make a jersey that looks good
>>141988669Don't have Cav. It's between the two Jayco jobbers
had a dream that my carbon seatpost was broken - very freudian
>>141989199it'll break and impale your ass on the next ride
I was wondering why arenberto wasn't in the velogoomble, turns out he's in sprinter
>>141989143Where?
>« Squeak! »
>>141989366this user squeaks
squeaking of any progress on the EF doping case
Easy team since UAE will finish 1-2-3-4 in the GC
Imagine Sivakov won the tdf. Would it even count as a french win? I wouldn't count it
>>141989308Ardèche but the town or circuit are not specified yet
>>141989366You mean « Squeak ! »
>>141989621Cool. Love Ardeche, me
https://x.com/JohanBruyneel/status/1804990329684197696Not exactly the friendliest move from vaughter
No Cosnefroy because of olympics probably... Mistake imo
>>141989685All in all it's far from the best possible team they could send because of the Giro too
Ineos going for 4 guys between 7th and 20th in GC
So who is going instead of ASSGREEN?
>>141989759Ineos going for 4 to 7 stage wins
>>141989684>I have taken Colombian drugs>but I never tested positive so I can solve itI take it these texts were never meant to be public and he hoped to cover it up?
>>141989789was it not a targeted raid? they were already on to him. so no chance of a cover up. although maybe he didn't know that at the time and thought it was just bad luck that was caught at the airport.
>>141989789>>I have taken Colombian drugshe doesn't say that, he only says he brought them with him from Colombia
what about attaching one of these to your handlebars? UCI legal?
>>141989766The James who KNOX
>>141989838Alright so he can try to claim he wasn't going to take them. Still sounds like it's over for him.
>Matteo is extremely grateful to have been the leader in Paris-Nice, the classics and the Dauphiné. Of course, that all went great. I think that after Tadej Pogačar and Mathieu van der Poel he is the best rider in the world at the moment
Wait, old man G is doing the tour?
>>141989961Sounds like a Horner take
>>141989961>>141989988i read this with horner voice in my head...
>>141988423Lapeira is 24. Why are squeakers straight up lying now. Is there something to hide
>>141990070Sorry misread the script. Lapeira is 24 but late bloomers are actually a proof of clean cycling
Tour de France starts this week
Tomorrow
>>141959006That Japanese RR champion doesn't look very Japanese https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/marino-kobayashi
>>141990407half breed
>>141990407That's racist
>26C-29C thursday
>>141989988Horner is a die hard WvA>MvdP knucklehead
>>141990501Over 30 here. My last week in the /cyc/ office is going to SUCK
>>141990534Yes we know he is retarded
>>141990543thank fuck i go on vacation after tomorrow
>>141990571Where are you going
>>141990591"Mexico"
>>141990591im not going anywhere
>>141990407
>>141990543You had a goodbye party and then you go to work for one more week? That is very unsettling
>>141990596kek
will this superclassico on steroids count towards overall score?
>>141990691nein
>>141990501>40 c in Firenze tick tock, pogachuds
>>141990691holy shit
Fianlly decent temperatures. I won't have to take my gilet in the morning
>>141990739veloman finally gone insane
>>141990705
>>141990772Why would Matteo's helpjer be happy about it?
>>141990772Cykling
>>141990631Yes, the ladies who want to organize stuff like that are on vacation this week. It is a bit strange but what can you do
>>141990903>ladies (plural)Our dear autismbert is indeed a Don JuanMongolian women better watch out!
>>141990607>I go on vacation>Oh where?>I am not goingIs this a Danish thing. Like yesterday with that guy who didn't file a protest and then in the next sentence he says he did. Are they ever truthful
>>141990691Huh well I am NOT doing that SHIT
>>141990926maybe you dutch people hate your own nation so much you can't conceive having a summer vacation where you just stay home and relax, maybe visit some museums, visit the beach, go to some other parts of your country you never been etc etc?
>>141990950There are no beaches in Swampland
>>141990964What? Our whole nation is basically the beach for G*rmany. Like I said, never truthful
maybe i will visit J*lland just so i can drive my car on the beachalways good fun
>>141990950Unfortunately they all come here for vacations. God I hate dutch people
>>141991018>Hello and I am coming to win your precious race too and there is nothing you can do about it
>>141991018why would they simply not go to their part of the Wadden/Vade sea in Frisiaseems like a nice place
Tf is his problem?The D*nish menace keeps spreading.https://x.com/remizacompl/status/1805183247514497500
I would like another vacation (participle of vacate)maybe going a few states over will change things just enough
>>141991087we call this type of person a "Brian" in Danmarktop fucking kek
>>141991071Because South of France looks like heaven compared to swamp nation
Zingle is going to the tour btw, so probably another fake rumor started by the PR of visma
>>141991126>South of France looks is heavenftfy
>>141991173>South of France is heavenftfm
what is the poor man's southern france?
>>141991252somewhere in the balkans
what the fuck the bet for Jonas winning the TDF is now 3.00
>>141991252albania
>>141991252california innit
>>141991252Spain
guys I can't find Froome for my TdF team wtf
>>141989966he's podiuming
>>141991350oh no no no
>>141991252Mallorca
>>141990950tourism in netherlands is/are anglo’s and yanks smoking pot and drinking too much there’s two museums worth a fuck and they’re two rooms each most of their art is abroad in proper musuems>>141991018trust me it’s infinitely better than dealing with germans and anglo’s all the time atleast the dutch enclave themselves to dutch owned camping spots or free spots
imagine having access to all of Europe and not going to a different country every other weekend
>>141991252Durbuy lol all those campings are full of dutch to reckon they don’t want to make the trip
>>141991400But bert we still get the germans and the anglos as well.
Zingle to the Tour
>>141991282Literally free money lmao
>>141991018Shouldn't make your country look so nice. In August I'll be coming over and there's nothing you can do to stop me from ordering in my high-school French at a local boulangerie.
>>141991470Where are you going bert? I actually don't mind tourist that much since I live there I can avoid them easily. I just wished yellow plates knew how to drive. For a country known for it's bike friendly infrastructure you sure do suck at keeping distances.
>>141991496Dordogne. Inlaws have a vacation home there. Might take the bike along too, not sure yet.
>Victor LAFAY
>>141991018qrd on typical Dutch tourists?Are Dutch ppl considered white trash of Europe or something?
>>141991462Normandy is probably statpadding we have the same problem with Bruges & Ypres they do it with schools horrible stuff
>>141991533I knew Dutch tourists in Australia and the were very loud, tall, boisterous, friendly
>>141991533Think of plugge trying to ask Pinot to weight his food.
>>141991470>broodje baguette aub>een jus d’oranje aub
>>141991539This one is a better stat actually
>>141991515The most beautiful region in France
>>141991620fun fact belgians out spend the top threehttps://www.rtbf.be/article/vacances-les-belges-champions-des-retombees-touristiques-en-france-11365538
If there's like a small sideways cut in the bicycle tire, with clinchers, is that a problem where I'll start puncturing constantly and should replace it or no big deal? There's hardly any wear on the tire
>>141991699Hé, if you ask anybody working in tourism here they'll tell you d*tch are the worst and belgian the best. Honestly it's also my experience from limited contact with both
>>141991496thats funny coming from youthe worst drivers in all of europe are you french peopleyou all becomes schizos when drivning a car
>>141991515For what purpose wouldn't you? Doesn't matter if it's a weekend in the ardennes in winter or summer in Normandy. Family usually puts an itinerary together for cool things to do but I just go out and ride my bike all day, simple as
>>141991779Meant to say that I always take my bike anywhere because even if it's not amazing terrain just the variety is worth it imo
>>141991756kek you have never been to italy
>>141991718het ist voorbij
Why would you ever not pick Vingegaard + Pogi for the Tour? Unless you just bank on one of them DNF'ing. Pretty boring desu
>>141991815Pogi + fish + jasper.
>>141991795i have not nobut I have heard from many that they also are insane
>>141991824+some leftovers over performersthe exact same as last year
>>141991815some people have a policy of "boys only" and/or "no dopeurs"
>>141991815I just do not pick D*nes
>>141991875Yeah, but my boy is no more, sadly
>>141991895>being a boyletshould have at least a couple of yovng bvlls to cope pick for the new era innit
Another great thing about the Volta is that every single runner on the startlist is my boy
>>141992014Made me look at the startlist and it seems they invited a Mexican team. Also Parkhotel Valkenburg. This is going to be KINO
>>141992014that must make it hard to pick a drama team even for such a seasoned goombler as yourself
>>141990691It's been hours. Why are we still just 3 in the league?
France looks so amazing. I don't know if I'll ever have that feel.
>>141992044I have a BIG hopes for Burgos teamImagine the galactic of OKAMIKA, VACEK, SAINBAYAR, LANGELLOTTI, GATE, JACKSON and CHUMIL
>>141992085Our boys from Angola not there though, the whole team seems to be GONE, DEAD
>>141991815i miss my winning team from 2021Jonas+Pogi+Wout+Mads
Nothing on firstcycling either for 2024. The www is a dead link. It's OVER
>>1419921262022*
wout "ik heb al genoeg tweede plaatsen" van aert
Scanning through forums, reddit and expert interviews it amazes me that nearly all of them categorically reject a possible Vingegård victory - as if everyone has collectively forgotten how vastly superior he is to Pogachud in climbing and tt'ing as well as recovery. I'd say its more 50/50 at this point.
>>141992234There's a zero (zero) chance he will be anything more than a bottle felcher to [spoiler]GC Tratnik[/spoiler]
>>141992234Yes, but can he handle the curse?
>>141992234As well as doping. But no he's gone he's dead
>>141992234GC Benoot lad, believe in the dream
>>141992079It’s not only the country but the people with bourguignon mindset you’ll have to speak french to get a feel of it though you won’t get far with a yank accent
>>141992118>>141992146Their facebook is still functional a they are still riding in 2024
>>141992234yes, yes, pick jonas for your teamdo it
>>141992344But on what level. Definitely not CT anymore
>“It's simply terribly tragic,” says Catherine, after receiving 'Wiggo' on Father's Day so he could see the children again and letting him spend the night there. “I hope people will finally show compassion instead of condemning him. Because the situation is really bad: often I don't even know where he sleeps,” said Catherine, who also says she still supports Wiggins. “When you love someone so much, love never completely disappears.”>Recently, 'The Sun' wrote that Wiggins was accused of 'dumping' a camper that he had received from Volkswagen to advertise on social media on a farm. He had never advertised it. Via the tracker in the camper, the vehicle was found heavily contaminated in a fleet.this guy is 6 months away from suicide
>>141992363a CLUB maybe less
>>141992372He should link up with Johan have a real father figure show him the way of retirement
>>141992372I will show compassion when he spills the beans, all Sky's results are scrapped and Brailsfraud is in prison
>>141992409this, spill the beans wiggo then you have our permission to die
>>141992436He’s a true champ takes his demons to the grave
>>141992513omerta is going too far with this
>>141992372what the fuck is wrong with him
>https://x.com/velogames/status/1805247722426941574Autismo till the end
>>141992666daddy issues, followed by being molested as a young riderthen became successful by a state sponsored doping operation and now that the high is gone only the empty remains
>>141992666Ever met people that were molested? they’re all like that emotional wrecks never climbed the pyramid of Maslow properly
>>141992372He should just chill out and be there for his son instead of propagating the cycle of bad fatherhood
>>141992666Guilt
>>141992676Holy based boomer
Eating some homemade ice cream in the sun in the garden, planning a ride in the heat tomorrow before going to the alps at the end of the week. Life is good berts
did 4.5hr with my dad in the baking heat>>141992874Based, literally the dude could get a phat paycheck from many different bullshit jobs like commentary and just devote himself to supporting his son. Or maybe it's 4d chess and he's being a shit dad to make his son better which is what happened to him. He needs to tell him "you'll never be as good as your dad" but then again he already said he is better than himself at that age.
>>141992676terrible team, she definately had dementia
>>141991252Sochi
>>141993195if she just took Milan instead of dunbar + pithie she probably would have won our competition
lel Tiesj saying in interview that he wouldn't bet money on Jonas reaching the podium at the tour.
>>141993319we discussed this yesterday
>>141993242Between ukranian strikes and rising islamic terror in russia I wouldn't go to sochi.
Good ride. Felt strong. No cramps. No big climbs but still 1000m climbing so not some flatlander bullshit. Laughing at some guy wearing a jacket going the opposite direction to me. Are you feeling the cold lad I said. He said something but I didn't hear him. Next thing I know it's fucking freezing. Look at that drop in temperature. wtf is that? Never seen the likes before. It wasn't raining or anything just spooky coldness out of nowhere.
>Lenny Martinez to the TourThey had to. No one else is good in this team
>>141993458hopefully he just goes for a stage instead of getting smashed around in the GC
https://x.com/ammattipyoraily/status/1805252319967141941
>>141993487He most likely won't have a choice. He always has bad days where he loses a ton of time
>Tim Toms Teutenberg
>>141993506does that mean he's given up on the vuelta too
>>141993550He's 20 I doubt they'll make him do the Vuelta after the Tour
>where the french professional riders are born
>>141992676very cool
>>141993566when was the last time they even won a stage at the tour, Pinot?
>>141993687Yeah
>>141993710write it down, lenny wins this one
>>141993793>two climbs in a rowThis kills the Lenny
>>141992676>Laas>HirtLOL. Is this Bertacek's grandma
>>141992676What's the point of printing them out? Does she update the score by hand?
>>141993506that first stage will crack open favorites anyway
>>141993929to have her /guys/ on hand when watching the full broadcast ofcourse
Still no team announcement for Quickstep
>>141994069the AI is still conjuring the slop foto as we speak
There is a community r*n this wednesday to raise money for impoverished western children and by mistake I promised me participation.I went for one and only "training" on local oval and it was such a disaster a heart attack would be a preferable outcome.Ciclismo forgive me
>>141994155How many kids did you feed?
>>141994155every day you stray further from God's light
>>141959257pogibros, not like this
On positive note, I convinced me mates to participate in 4 more races (1 this year, 3 next year) and also some training camp.Already looking forward to all the excuses they are gonna make to skip all that.
>>141960644>medellinany good bundas?
Gonna buy VINGEGAARD stock once bookmakers rule him out after he shows some initial weakness in Pogichud territory
>>141993458He was supposed to do the vuelta and now he goes there out of shape? Punishment is back on the menu it seems
My sources indicate Patje is desperately trying to convince Jan HIRT to go to the Le Tour
What did he mean by this
>>141994646Boys will be boys
>>141994646He wants to bone him.
A challenger appears
>>141994924>>141994924>>141994924>>141994924
>>141994646do you know what's worse than saying nothing? telling people you're saying nothing. fuck off JB spill the beans or zip it
>>141994939He's going to tell, just farming (you) now
