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doyers
Dodgers!
The pain is mostly constant these days brother. Gotta roll through this hulkamania on to better days.HH
>>142068705>>142068707>>142068732Gay ass teams
METS
>>142068503AKSHUALLY mariners are not necessarily fishermen.
injuns and the O's just played 1 of the most fun baseball games I've ever seen
>Ms got booty blasted>Rags losing>we’re up 5-0Lookin like a mighty fine night for my Stros
I'm an Os bro but I'm probably going to root for the As (unless they go against the Os) next year as well because they'll be in my hometown. Is that forboden in /mlb/?
>>142068886>>142068886>>142068886cubs giants. find out how the cubs are gonna piss and shit themselves tonight!
Where are you, Yankee lifelongs?
>>142068906thanks but i'll pass.
>>142068870It was a good game. Os hit 4 hrs and still lose. They need to work on getting consistent hits rather than random solo hrs. Also they need some non shitter pitchers besides burnes.
Mariners will be winning tomorrow btw m'sbros.
>you didn't miss the subway series game, did you anon?
>>142068648Angels
>>142068870Sorry I missed it, love a close game after the fact
>>142069031many are saying this
>>142068870that's why I watch quick pitch every morningif my team loses I just fuck around on my phone while that highlight is playing
>>142068999o's lineup is scary good.. was at a point where I was worried when you guys were putting PH in because they're all solid this year too. looking forward to tomorrows game, injuns bullpen is gassed, I'm expecting a L
What happened to all the Yankee lifelongs?
Say hello to the best team in New York
27RINGSKISSEM
anyone else have an issue where mlb.tv on web has an aneurysm and randomly starts stream over from the beginning? happened three times today.
the Phillies!
Yankee lifelongs, where'd you scurry off to?
Does your "team" have anywhere near 27 WS titles??I didn't think so, faggots. seethe more.
>>142069186Well the guardians hitters are hot. Not stop hits and the Os starting pitchers are pretty shit at the moment. Rodriguez is hit or miss so it could go either way. I hope the Os get a win. Need to break this slump.
Heheh first career pickoff play. Nice mazur!
STANKEEbacks!
my jays are going to win a game, surely they can get 3 outs while 5 runs ahead
>>142069308Yes I've had that issue for a while
>>142069355Whenever cornered the booty blasted stankees fan will resort to "muh 27"
>Tyler Anderson leads all MLB pitchers in WARWho needs a starting pitcher? We need to trade this guy now.
>>142069355>Stankees seething
KETEL MARTE
BENCHES CLEARED. LET'S GO CHADRES.
>>142069427so annoying, and I work nights so I can't just stream games because I'm usually asleep when they air. mlb got me by the balls.
>>142069388based
Surely the mest won't give up a 6 run lead. Right?
>>142069607sounds like 3 times the fun to me
moustache man has been in a slump ever since he grew out his beard, coincidence?
Benches are still cleared god damn
My Guardians have the best winning percentage in baseball you fucking retards. I tried to warn you but you wouldn't listen.
>>142069622Lol. How do you guys make these?
>>142069693da fuq happened?
>>142069710no one pays attention to newfags here
>>142069739https://cooltext.com/Logo-Design-Burning
Feesh take the lead on an error at 1B2-1 over the Roylols
Omegalul, the Royals cannot stop losing!
Wow. Padres vs Nationals game is fucking rocking.
Padres and Nats game gonna get spicy
>>142069865they're winning ya dumbass
>>142069747Nats salty about profar walking OFF OH SHIT KINOOOOOOOO
finally W
>>142069942Are you sure about that?
>>142069902>>142069931This is the reason why I believe Baseball is the best sport that I missed out on. Goddamn!
>>142069693If a punch doesn't get thrown I don't care. Bunch of "hold me back" bullshit. Let us know if somebody goes Cueto mode out there.
Bro no fucking way lolmets to the max. I didn’t think that was getting out.
My Blue Jays :)
>>142069967This is becoming very KINO and comfy!
>>142069942>Marlins up 2-1>But the Royals are winning
A skateboarding fish
>Profar hit>Shildt ejected>Manny HR>pitcher: GoreUh yeah, who ordered the large kino?
>>142070041royals are winning ya idiot
>>142070091Seethe more, loser.
>>142070083>>142069902>>142069931post link(s)
>>142070083did another Profart chimp out cause it?
>>142070083>>142070040>>142069996I did. Padres needs this shit to wake them the fuck up. I couldn't believe that clutch stabbing HR by Manny. So fucking kino
>>142069466Just don't look at his advanced stats lol
>>142070042I root for whomstever is playing against the Mariners. When the Mariners lose, /mlb/ becomes tolerable and at times, dare I say, enjoyable.
>>142070150Retaliation for walking them off last night, Gnats seethin
>>142070150Nats salty that profar walked off. They walked Arraez and profar felt disrespected. Also they tried to plunk him with fast ball last night.
>>142070133royals won that game dumbass
>>142070136methstreams dot com
>>142070223Not today's game.
>>142070227I meant to a highlight not the game
>https://x.com/MLB/status/1805782733899080116?t=xurBmmOTaa30DA_tNwxfsA&s=19KIIIIIINNNOOOOOOO. DON'T FUCK WITH US NATS.
>>142070223Many people are saying this
>>142070166What about them? He pitches to contact and he's good at it. Gets a lot of weak in-field popups.
>>142070314I respect the hell out of the padres fans, they're always there
>>142070042>Skateboarding Ray>Seething MsBeautiful
based retard
Fucking mest. Six run lead down to two runs. You need to beat the stinkies. Come on.
>>142070450Lel
>>142070352Bro look at this shit. He's a 4s ERA pitcher. The stats don't lie.
>>142070275t. copingroyals won and you know it
>>142070489He had a bad year last year, but now he's having a pretty great year. Much like his 2022 year where he was an all star with the Dodgers. He's figured it out, what's the issue?
>>142070582You're not fooling me Perry
Mazur is throwing center-center first pitch more than half the time. He's either gonna throw a Maddux or give up 5 runs
Mets WIN
METS WINQUEENS WINS
TWENTY SEVENREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGS
>Oh, the butcher and the baker and the people on the streets, where do they go?THE GAY METS KEEP ON WINNING
>>142070192Worked
>>142070680kek'd>mest
>>142070641Queens get the money
Yankees only have three good players, and that's it.
Soto is coming to Queens next year, get ready
>>142070729Judge, Judge and Judge. Sounds about right.
Lol abrams got picked off twice
what did that guy delete in the gamethread
>mets won that ballgame >mets beat the yankees
Remember when getting Cole back was gonna be like winning the WS for Yankee fags?
>>142070768>If judge gets the grand slam I will post the most degenerate image of myself as possible
Dammit Anderson don't tank your value
>>142070768He said something along the lines of "if Judge hits a grand slam here I'll post the most degenerate picture of myself"
>>142070768he could have been based but he pussied out
>>142070600??? What's the actual issue? He is doing great. Low exit velo on the balls put in play, it's exactly what he wants. The Angels also had a retard for a pitching coach who actively made everyone he worked with worse if you're looking at 2023. Now he has a much better one and he's finding his groove and showing his 2022 self again.
Fuck Gerrit Cole
https://vxtwitter.com/talkinbaseball_/status/1805768357016158358?s=46&t=qQ1azCqiDolk2qsDlizVYAAustin Hedges is based.
>>142070839>xitternah
>>142070839Love this guy like you wouldn't believeNo homo
Lol such a boner killer Mazur. Thankfully we babe Jackson Wolf and others to call up. Not ready for MLB just yet.
>>142070875Dude, just click on the video. Are you lazy?
>>142070836>Y-you're a p-pussy, Trevor!
My Shitdres prolly losing this one, but at least it's exciting>Kim and CJhttps://x.com/aedmondstv/status/1805788539273232402?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet:)
>bunt kino
yals on the up'n'up
royals caught ya sleepin
My Mets should sign Trevor Bauer, could really use the help on the pitching staff.
>be marlins>pay off the umpshe stole 2b
Ward is...not a very good defensive outfielder
>cheatlins
mlb youtube page has put up videos for the 2 yankee home runs, but nothing for the 4 mets home runsthey don't even pretend to not be biased
we all hate the cheating marlins!
>>142071315That would mind break little Gerrit (faggot spelling of the name Garrett by the way) Cole
>scumlins
>>142070192fucking elohel
Lol, Royals lose.
>>142071416good thing he pitches for the yankees then
>>142071431marlins cheated lol they didn't lose you fucking tool
Victory bratwurst on our way out of AMFAM tonight brewers bros
>>142071423Don't make me tap the sign, bud. >>142070042
>>142071423Psychogang never disrespected /mlb/ when they spammed, yet you're trying to make /mlb/ the butt of the joke. That's why mariners posting don't sit right with me...
>>142071469Yeah it's a sign dude, not a janny.
>>142071462Need to try Bernies meat in my mouth one time
>>142071302>>142071337>>142071350>>142071364You roylol keks entered Billy’s Activity Zone. Today’s activity is to learn how not to throw errors.
>>142071507You'll be okay probably.
>>142071507this this thiiiiiis so freaking hard man!The reason mariners posting is scummy compared to cubs and royals spam is they can't handle the heat and then turn against /mlb/.
>>142071566>being anti /mlb/Sad. To think I respected you.
>Astros win 5-1>Ms get booty blasted>Rags loseOh yeah, I think it’s kino hour
>>142071580>>142071633I don't really know what you want from me. We can all be friends, you guys can't handle bantz or something? Those Mets guys fuckin love us why can't you???
Ward is the funniest player on the Angels he makes lots of funny faces, he hates running, has all the talent in the world, hope he stays hot for a while, hope Angels give him a nice contract
Let's go O'Hoppe
>>142071441Imagine being Gerrit Cole and waking up everyday knowing that your mortal enemy Stranglin' Trevor Bauer plays over the bridge. Imagine being Gerrit Cole and having to face him every year during the Subway Series and he, Trevor, and my Mets own his ass everytime. I would hate to be Little Gerrit Cole.
>>142071672Mariners fans weren't always like this I tell you...I'm not angry, just... Disappointed...
MagNeto the balls are attracted to him
Seems like the Mariners are kinda bad
MICKEY THE MANIAC
GRAND SLAMMICKEY FUCKING MONIAK
>>142071780You've kept us down long enough!!LOVE ME MEMEINERSS I M P L E A S
Back in my day the spammers had respect for the genny. Not anymore..
Looks like Mickey has changed up his swing and plate approach, what has been his K% this month?
>>142071853It's a Mariners general, you're just posting in it.
>>142071124are you lazy? make a webm and post, not copy pasting your gay social media link.
Red pill me on the Washington Nationals
Mariners fans are not students of the genny. Simple as.
>>142071964CJ Abrams and Jesse Winker are pretty good.
>>142071853>>142071970FAGGOTners got you in a tizzy?
>>142071964Up and cummers, possibly a legit wild card team next year depending how much ownership wants to spend (Lerners were exploring a sale but I think they pivoted) and how the rebuild progresses
>>142071853https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UURf_6KI_Rk
>>142071970They’re students of losing
This is truly disheartening to see mariners lower themselves to the likes of astros and braves posters
Win or lose you're talking about the memeiners, just remember that, sweatys. ;)
>>142072060they werent getting the price they wanted.
You think you know a mariner fan, and then he stabs you in the back...
Objects in mirror are closer than they appear memeiners
>>142072174Not surprising with the RSN bubble and specifically the MASN situation for Washington
>>142071964Meme expansion team I keep forgetting won a World Series. No history outside of Bryce Harper and Stephen Strasburg having decent to sometimes good years with them. They're totally mid now. Probably never going to win again for a long time. You can always tell who the ownership/front office having teams that will make your fan experience a living hell are when they win the World Series or have a really good playoff run one year but go and turn into absolute dog shit the following year and being unable to replicate even a fraction of the success in question for another decade.
>>14207189928%He had a pretty good stretch a few weeks ago. He is looking much better overall though
>>142072271When have you ever tried to be peaceful with the M'sbros?? Celebrate a few wins and it's >REEE SPAMMERS THIS REEE SPAMMERS THATbut the Metsbros took a different approach and look at the beautiful broship it's spawned? Nobody shoved a knife in your back, you shoved it in /mlb/, you shoved it and gaped that wound right open. There's always time for that gape to heal though, we'd know because we've been gaped time and time again anon.
>>142072427*incompetent ownership/front office
Gayves you are officially on notice
>>142072517I love you Marinersbros>t. Metschad
DOYERS WIN
>>142072527crazy that this team could be over .500 in a couple days.
gg White Soxsee you tomorrow
doyers won :)
>Marinersposters are fine by me, downright gentlemanly even.
Doyers
I truly don't even know what to even do at this point anymore.No other fan ever has ever had it this hard before.21 wins at the halfway point. 21...
>>142072745NEED HER
>>142072427>>142072523Mike Rizzo is a solid GM. Their post-WS extension choices were between Strasburg and Rendon. They even tried to extend Soto, but yeah, the rebuild sorta shit the bed. They're in a better spot now, but it has been some lean years after 2019.
>Doyers barely squeak by a minor league team
>>142072763*NEED TO BE HER
>>142072745why do all the hot asian chicks like the doyers?
>>142072722
>>142072826Primarily due to Shohei. Most asians like West Coast teams.
>>142072517Mariners fans are deceptive scumbags. I see it now. I see it all now...
>>142072784Strasburg signing a huge deal then going down permanently doesn't help
>>142072861Seek enlightenment my anon. Remove the hatred from your heart.
>>142072745Her eyes are unflattering
>>142072784>extension choices were between Strasburg and Rendonboth disasters in retrospect but at least Strasburg isn't a faggot like Rendon.
>>142072934She cute
>>142071926Sounds more complicated, so I'm good.
Some of you really need to grow up
>>142072952Maybe it's just that picture
are we really going to pretend the Mariners posters (realistic about their team) are worse than the yankee spammers who lose their shit when their first place team has a tiny hiccup? They are 52-29 and all they do is complain and spam about the past. Not to mention the daily arguments with astroposters about the 2017 ALCS?
Lmao Padres having their best game vs a lefty against Gore, figures
>>142073003shut up
>>142072965 baby want milky! waaah waaaah
I love Donovan Solano. Umps trying to save Nats season and they still can't stop us.
>>142073003there is no pretending, one is clearly worse
It's literally just one guy Go Mariners
>>142073003yankees fans aren't as anti /mlb/ as the mariners fans (recently)
>>142072682>>142072745>>142072826Muchachas Chinas. :)
Ahem!I'M GAY! GO MLB (POLYAMOROUS FAN HERE!!)
>>142073082/mlb/ is antimariners, not the other way around.
>>142073003Stankees fags have the most fragile egos in all of sports. I tolerate every fanbase on /sp/ except for Stankees fags.
>>142073067yea I agree>fun bunch that celebrate their mediocre team's accomplishments and meme on themselves when they lose>crybaby faggots who can't appreciate having one of the best teams in baseball <---worse
>>142072989I would still fuck her in her tight sideways pussy yo
How do people catch home runs with their bare hands? I'd imagine it would hurt a lot or at least a considerable amount.
>>142072989Need her so bad
>>142073003The Yankees fans have largely shut the fuck while they're in an embarrassing slump, the memeiners never shut the fuck up about anything. Go back to shooting her in on the sidewalk of Pikes Place
>>142073176nah we used to catch flyballs barehanded in little league when I was a lad
>>142072645Me in the back
>>142073176it doesn't feel good but usually isn't too bad when you're 375 feet from home. i wouldn't want to barehand one closer to the dugouts
>>142073176You gotta cradle that sucker when you catch it so it has more time in contact with your hands, reducing the impact force. The analogy is trying to catch an egg: if you simply stab at it, the shell will crack, but if you allow it to hit your hands and then finish its motion, it will be fine.
>>142073148lol fuck off marinerfaggot no one wants you here and we can't wait for you to miss the playoffs
Still can’t believe I watched the Jays meltdown last night. I really feel for you
>>142072745Cubspie mogs her.
>>142073352proof?
Is there a more cringe team than the poodres? They’re so embarrassing Peter Seidler killed himself.
If the Angels win tonight they will snap their 5 game streak of losing in games in which they've hit grand slams.
>>142073304This. We had a drill called "popcorn" when I played where we would field fungo bare-handed to develop soft hands. I've caught a couple of foul balls at major league games through the years and that silly little drill was deeply ingrained in me and helped me out. Lol
Nice Adell, he needed that
>>142073362How can they be cringe if their rookie just bunted for his first hit?
>>142073362Mad cuz bad.
>>142073487they're cringe because they're an underperforming team hovering around .500 that needs a dustup at home against a team they should beat for a shot of adrenaline.
Surely there is a team that the pohlads can sell buxton to, right? I NEVER have a problem trading his ass in The Show.
I FUCKING LOVE PROFAR. DON'T YOU FUCK WITH MR IRREVELANT. FUCKERS. LFGSD!!!!!
>>142073003I’m in their division and I don’t find Ms posters annoying. Bants are fun. Stankees on the other hand are only ever fueled by vitriol and spite or a superiority complex for all 29 other fanbases.
M'sbros why can't we win on the road
>we’re at that time of year where there’s literally no sport other than baseball on
>>142073603the shine is completely gone now. shoulda moved him when you had the chance instead of expecting the farm for a broken player.
Fuck the faggot-assed Padres. Enjoy living in a spic-infested commie hellhole you shiteaters.Yes, I am mad
>>142073638UFC ladUFC 303 Saturday will be a good one, check it out
>>142073563Lmao it was all on the Nats. Ruiz was chirping the second Profar stepped in, Gore somehow wasn't ejected after benches clear and he hits him first pitch.
>>142073638Based
>>142073638what about women's basketball?
>>142073665>UFCI think he meant "real sports"
>>142073652i don't own the twins or manage them. I can't move him, retard.
>>142073672it's probably from shit that predated this series then. Poodres have been mouthy for a while. It's your thing.
>>142073660SORRY. I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER LA JOLLA BEACH WAVES CRASHING ON THE SHORES.
>>142073665Not a sport tho
>>142073310t. seething yankerfag who lost to the mets
>>142073720I kneel...
>>142073707well lah di dah faggot
>>142072722The man depicted in this painting was a retard who didn't want a school that was destroyed in a fire, a displaced a large portion of the town's kids as a result, to be rebuilt because he complained that it reconstruction would spook his farm animals. If he lived today he'd probably say the school was woke" and "libtarded" and that they deserved it or something of the sort. Great meme to be paired with absolute garbage takes.
>>142073665Call me back when UFC dies and PRIDE FC comes back.
ufc is based tho why do team sports people hate fights so much
>>142073633It's okay what you think assbro. For what it's worth I don't think you or your fellow assbros are annoying. I think we can all coexist in /mlb/, and there is no need for this absolutely rampant antimarinersism that has been happening recently. At the end of the day you're all shitty because we ????????? m'spost???? There's too many of them?????? fucking babbys first day on 4chinz I don't get it. It doesn't have to be this way.
>>142073751cry more twankfag
>>142073746All is forgiven friend!
>>142073718You sure are in a tissy over my one game over .500 Shitdres.
>>142073774Upvoted :)
>>142073772Because it's gay as hell, why do you enjoy watching two men trying to kiss each other
>>142073759Mind the typos. But yeah, they were having a townhall meeting and were deliberating the next steps and he was able to have his soapbox moment to give a stupid take. That's what's being depicted in the Norman Rockwell painting "Freedom of Speech". That's the lore behind it, based on a true story.
>>142073362Unironically the yankees
>>142073772Grappling is just boring to watch if you don't know/appreciate the technical side.
>>142073780you're the one crying about the shit player on the owner and front office's team which you presumably root for and you can't handle a suggestion because you chose to interpret it literally but go on and keep crying moar anyway gaytard.
>>142073841>all these words vs some simple baitkwab
>>142073807tissy ain't a word, esl.
>>142073772Check out:>>142073767
M's bros... It's been a little bit. I see there's still a lot of niggas seething about our presence, camaraderie, unity, etc. The team hasn't even been playing good
>>142073746Not me>>142073798Suck a dick, Jose
>>142073878t. I was only pretending to be bitch made
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>>142073881Brainlethttps://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/tissy#:~:text=tissy%20(plural%20tissies),excitement%20or%20distress%E2%80%9D)%20quotations%20%E2%96%BC
>>142073886losing 2 of 3 in miami and now 2 of 3 in tampa has been rough. didn't expect to win the guardians series
>>142068777>mets fag likes bug women>mets fag like mariners foodmakes sense
oh hey Sano is backcool
Heck yeah Wardy boy
>>142073834main event is two pure heemers
>>142073935Sorry Stankeesfag, Soto is coming to Queens next year.
>>142071638I was lurking earlier, but my dude, you spoke too early. Fucking Hader giving up another home run>$19 million
>>142073951
>>142073918I forgot you zoomie faggots butcher the language and get /nu/ words accepted by /nu/ authorities on the fly
>>142073759>>142073821buy an ad, Norman
>>142073759>>142073821this is your mind on /pol/
>>142074009Wouldn't you know it, I found an /mlb/ relevant historical example. https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Kevin+Youkilis+Trade+Joke+By+Obama+Ignites+Controversy%2C+Boos+From+Sox...-a0294511442
>>142073918
>>142074084virus link do not click
>>142073935tbdesu I don't understand the asian lady posters, or the connection to mets, but this is America and they can post/coom to whichever variety of women they like
>>142073977Ehhh, a win is a win
>>142074110even feminine penis?
>>142074084I guess no one really says tizzy anymore either. it really doesn't matter but it still irritates me.
>>142074101Yeah take the L vocablet
Come on Adell what are you doing man?
>>142074128Especially feminine penis.
>playoffs wins since 2010>(mlb & nba are series wins, nfl is game wins)
>>142073356just look at the archive
>>142073892Maaaad
>>142074148What is the W?
>>142074148>tfw blazers, mariners, raiders fan life is pain
>>142073003Both deserve death
Cubs fan girl cock!
>>142074148>my bay areaKINO
>>142074177redskins
>>142074131I have seen both, but you're right. Tizzy definitsly the more common spelling.
>>142074195I'm confused
>>142074177The Washington “not racism btw guys” Commanders
>>142074177Washington Football Team
>>142074214who are they commanding?
>>142074229dey commanding dis dick into dey ass
>>142074191Based
>>142074148>Stroskino>Texanson the rise>RocketsKWABing
>>142074249I couldn't name a single player on the rockets
>>142074148where the hockey teams?
>>142074229Not any playoff wins
Just a reminder that the Yankees lost tonight
kinda shakey but he got through it
>>142074266I only know Jalen Green and that tall ass greek sounding dude Seg-something
>commanders>guardianswhat awful name do they have cooked for the barves?
>>142074280most of the bad guys lost tonight, only 1 won (doyers)
Even that one stankees poster that always posts the Yankees ai slop anime girls is quiet tonight. Damn.
>>142074266i only know alperen sengun and i only remember him because his name is fun to say
Marines btw
>>142074374this meme never made sense, how is this an insult?there are so many better ones, you could go with Scottish/Welsh origins and say "sheepfuckers", you could go italian and call them wops or guidos, you could've even gone and upset the germans, english, atheists, and catholics in one fell swoop and call them the WASPS. They used the politically correct term as a means to insult...
>>142074440ok but what name are they gonna use for the gay braves
>PCA with another 3 strikeout gameI swear to God there is something seriously wrong with this nigga I don't care if he's a rookie no one can be THIS bad.
N*gg**son Profar
>>142074486Please show some respect to the ASG NL LF
>>142074374>generic namesMonstersFightersColor name (eg- Reds)BombersBall ClubWinners
JINTS
gg Giantsbros
>>142072826the hottest ones like the mets
Dirty as fuck Adell lmao
>>142074552Where's the meltdown about how the giants paid off the umps and the cubs were cheated?
>>142074654sometimes the accumulation of beatdowns removes the fight out of em
>>142074654Idk man it seemed like the Giants simply outplayed the Cubs tonight.
So MLB really has no problem letting a known connected Mob guy (Junior Valentine) umpire their games? That's baffling. Anyway this home run replay was brought to you by Fanduel! Bet now and win big!
>>142074654Cubs being shit is a skill issue
>>142074654Finally someone says it. The giants clearly had all the calls going for them.
As a cubs fan i'm so sorry
Man Estévez has been so good lately. Another series win.GG A's.
>>142074683imagine believing this baloney
cubs fan here, please have mercy
Based two over .500 Crapdres. Can't wait foe the three-game skid tomorrow when Estrada and Suarez are unavailable.
Yayy Padres win! Holy hell, our bullpen and closer are exhausted as fuck. We definitely need help. Never too easy. Now to sweep the natties. They're definitely not getting out farm system anymore with how shitty and whiney they been lately.
>>142073003gradually I began to hate them
watching the cubs feels like when you take a hallucinogenic drug and your brain short circuits and you get stuck in a time loop
>>142070627Slut
>>142074758Going to miss him and Ward
>>142074683>Idk man it seemed like the Giants simply outplayed the Cubs tonight.nice joke, cubs won you fool.
>>142073798Did you paint this fumo cutie?
My poopdres finna sweep the Nats then get swept by the period blood sox
>>142074836I pay people to draw stuff for me.
>>142074873we wanna fuck ya dadspie!
>gay berds fans actually think they are 2nd place in the central kekthings will correct themselves in time lotsa baseball to be played fellas
>>142074873raping private dadspie.
>>142074873why do that when free stuff is just as good
>>142074945ah shit I forgot to paint that one part
>>142074873Is this a tuhu girl?
>>142074907cope you dope
>>142074800Ward in anything other than an Angel's uniform is going to feel wrong. But hopefully they get something good for him.
isn't it weird that this is the 4th mets pitcher in 2 years to get ejected for sticky stuff? more than any other team in the league
>>142074976wait a minute, that's not green gay!
>>142075010They're cheaters. I mean, they just admitted it>I use the same thing alwaysThey all probably do.
>>142074959This is!
>>142075010oh boy it's JOMBOY!
>>142075023dadspie looks like THAT!?
>>142075039I wonder what cubspie looks like
>>142075017>rosin and sweat is legal... accept for this time.>because I JUST SAID SO, OK?!
>>142075045*except
>>142075044>>142075045ironic
>>142075045bullshit classless fucking image right there
>>142075044>>142075045Kek the stupid whore
Total animefag death Go Mariners
>>142075056fudge
>>142075044do NOT view it you'll be consumed by uncontrollable lust
Don't mind me, just reminding everyone who America's Team is.
>>142075196Still can't beat us with our farm we gave. Stop starting shit, fags.
>>142075179>America's team is a franchise known primarily for cheatingDon't make me laugh
>>142075196meds, schizoid, your walgreens shift starts in 6 hours. the only baseball team in Washington is the Mariners.
>>142075196the expos were better
>>142075196fuck off back to /pol/ wannabe lifelong
>>142075245>>142075242>>142075239>>142075230>>142075196>https://x.com/TooMuchMortons_/status/1805816734034936126?t=O3c8xVb5ZIviweE1mWmpeg&s=19>When you strike against the Washington jew, he cries out in pain.
>>142075262you act like you're the first faggot boomer tourist who can't handle the banter somewhere else then decides to come here because you're such a yuge baseball fan. fuck off faggot.
>>142075274Lmao relax dude. I'm purposely trying to live rent free in your head. Maybe next time, don't plunk Profar head. Talk shit, get hit.
can i get a qrd on this nats dads shit why did they bean profar
>>142072350No one wants the Strasburg albatross
>>142075300How is he supposed to be a Jew, retard?
>>142075320Isn't Washington brimmed with satanic reptilian child fuckers over there?
>>142075262I do not understand why I was included in this post
>>142075334you mass replied everyone the same way that dickhead would have, shit for brains.
Can we stop with the anti semetic crap? I’m “running the world” because my ethnicity/religion? My mom is a fucking nurse and I grew up middle class
>>142075302Last night, they intentionally walked Luis Aarrez, profar didn't like the disrespect and walked them off. Nats claim he was running towards their dug out and flaunting but was pretty much hyping up the fans. Nats were pissed af. Today, Ruiz tried staring shit with profar, benches cleared, Yada Yada. Then gore hits profar (they didn't toss him out after warnings were issued) so Shildt was tossed instead. Insert Manny Machado 2 run kino HR shot, and later on Profar grand salami >>142075262 related. Profar is awesome man, how do you hate profar?
Royals should trade vinnie pasquintino at the trade deadline. Anybody want him? Could my royals get a decent prospect for him? Or a current decent player?
>>142075045>mets cheat>somehow this is the cubs fault
>>142075362Can he play outfield? Our lineup is pretty much dead man.
I like metspie and his kino edits, he injected life into the genny
>>142075357sorry you have to deal with this shit all the time. it's an especially difficult time right now I imagine.
>>142075358thanks bro i was too lazy to go look at all that myself. nats kinda looking like bitches through all thisCUBSPIE PLEASE BE MY WIFE
>>142075368clearly I blame the umps and carapazza's love affair with cubspie. the story drops tomorrow on jomboytube.com
>>142075399They tried to bean profar head twice. Today they beaned him again (Nats manager said it was intentional) after the benches cleared. Jom Jom gonna eat good kino tomorrow!
All of the Nats-Pads shit is just Winker being a fucking hothead. Mad bitch slammed his helmet after recording the last out in the 9th or 10th last night, got into it with a fucking senior fan like Rendon, then started talking shit at the end of the Nats first today. Gore's shit was completely incidental.
my mettiejetties are the kings and protagonists of /mlb/ya seethe?
>>142075432>https://x.com/masnnationals/status/1805825664131518469?s=46&t=FPVGdn-9MznlMV2M4ieZiwManager said they hit him intentionally. Might be another benches clears tomorrow.
I like how the guy that dressed up as a girl wanted to post xerself but subconsciously knew that they're fucked up in the head so xe pretended to be a cubs fan in order to make fun of the cubs
>>142075459Sorry cubspie, nobody is buying this.
>>142075456>admitting it was intentionalez suspensions
>>142075459>the tranny boystown resident is totally a larping berds fan and not one of hundreds of thousands of faggot Chicago residents who love the cubs and love cockstop coping just accept you’re the 3rd gayest baseball team behind the Giants and Braves
>>142075375Below average first base, but nerd stat guys say he’s a top 5 defensive first baseman.
>>142075471>>142075486I don't give a fuck about what anyone on this website thinks, you guys aren't my friends and this isn't a social interaction, just stating the obvious
So much false information. I wanted to post a cubs anime edit but accidentally selected a femboy I like from /soc/ and then deleted it because I didn't want anybody to know I like traps. Now because everyone hates the cubs they think I'm a tranny ugh.
>>142075486Some of my closest friends are unironically gay. But I draw the line at them supporting total faggot teams like the Cubs, Giants and Braves. One of them hinted at liking the Chiefs too and I almost disowned him.
>>142075459It was most likely a mistake. It's clearly a woman at least judging by the small hands. Fuck me, it's hard to tell these days.
>>142075476Profar didn't want to get suspended either with Tatis Jr and everyone on IL. Profar literally said "You can talk. But you cannot touch." when Ruiz wanted to pick fights with him.
>>142075456Damn I thought better of Gore. I guess he kept it low, but that was also probably not to get ejected. There's no need for a beef, Nats just got dicked twice by the same dude, not sure how much more emphatic you can get unless he hits for the cycle tomorrow.
>>142075489Any dingers kinda person? We need pitching bad. I dunno if you wanna trade for Lugo again even though we had him last year lol our bullpen sucks ass
I'm well beyond the point of trying to flesh out individuals here. way too much false flagging to believe anything anyone says.
>>142075533It's all one girl
>>142075533Every single post in here? Me
>>142075533kek KEK kek!!!!
So hear me out - lets say we've already established that demons can only come to this world through contracts (summoning) and that they often accept payment in what essentially boils down to human misery or the opportunity to create human misery. This is established as fact, but hasn't been widely spread because of the intricacies and danger of actually summoning a demon. So what if you summoned one, specifically a succubus, who wanted to come into this world to create misery while also quenching her desire for sex. And so she had sex with the summoner, and then caused him to fall in love with her (due in no small part to her incredible sexual skill). And then, when she had fallen into a routine of hanging around the summoner and grown into part of his life, she slipped out into the night and started fucking other guys. And then told him all about it, knowing he couldn't leave because he was in love with her, and he could just suffer through her graphic descriptions while she teased him mercilessly about all her exploits and forced him to cum in embarrassing and unsatisfying ways and he just suffered through the torment and misery because he loved her. Wouldn't that be funny hahaha
>>142075546>>142075547>>142075556we even say the same kind of shit after a while....
>>142075531Only 8 HR BUT AN OPS off .722 while hitting third between Bobby Witt and Salvador Perez. So probably not a legitimate OPS and that’s all he can do. No Lugo, we fixed him he’s ours even though he’s a bit of a baby.
Just got back from the game + bar hopping after. Was really fun. Highlights were kino. Also, I think Manfred juices the balls for certain big series but especially in anything the Yankees are involved.
Who really is this "cubspie" anyways?
>>142075562pls stop reading my journal regarding cubspie
>>142075581Forgot pic. Tick tock Braves
idiot
>>142075509Tranny cubefag KWAB
I'm twisted as fuck and I hate the Cubs.
>>142075602They were roasting this guy on the broadcast lmao
>>142075572Lugo insane. Mets told me he sucked back then. Pitching coach really transformed him from reliever to a nasty SP. I think we should trade with the Mets more.. They DFA'd Gary Sánchez when. Nola was sucking ass and turned out to be an amazing grace for us with thr lack of catchers production.
>>142075610Gay louis kek
>>142075633lmao kek
>>142075625Mets DFAed Sanchez after only 8 PAs (-14 OPS+ in that small sample lol) because we didn't need him. Lugo was a mistake for sure though, he wanted to start and Mets never gave him a shot.
>>142075650JUSTtop kek. JUST kek. Gape loose
>>142075633Both are gay ass teams kek
>>142075666kek! >Gay louis Rofl just
>>142075666no no no
>>142075666oh no no kek gape loose!!!
>>142075509>IMG_20240622_171940.pngShut up slut
>want to go to the doyers game next tuesday>no friends to go with
>>142075698bring a case of modelo you'll make plenty of friends
>>142075655>>142075625You know, now that I think about it, trading lugo and vinnie at the deadline could really do a lot for my Royals near future. Lugo is 34, and I think vinnie won’t be any better than he is now in the future. Could definitely get some solid pieces for both.
>>142073379They did it!
>>142075698go with your dad. thats what i do
>>142075717I showed my dad the prices for the tickets and he said no way even for the cheapest tickets.
>>142075727Use the gametime app or whatever it's called maybe you can get a deal on a couple tickets.
>>142075727That's ridic a weekday ticket shouldn't even run you $15 unless it's a giveaway or premier/rival team. Never pay face value
I am cubspie, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the posts of his genny?No says the mod in the IRC, it belongs to the tourists.No says the euros it belongs to the divegrassersNo says the dicksworders it belongs to the server...I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... To become a woman.
>>142075727Who are they playing atm? Damn I used to get 400 section Mets tickets (second to highest level) for like $15-$20 against shitter teams.
>>142075777checked based queen
>>1420757773 same numbers!
Berds!!!
>>142075777Checked and keked
>>142075807lulz department, we have another one
>>142075807kek he's gay!
>>142075816Fuckin' slammin' image... Fuckin' kek'd the shi't outta my a'ss...
>>142075807lmfao gay guy spotted
Do people actually enjoy sitting field level? I go with my dad and we have pretty good seats, but going to a random outfield seat always seems to be 10x more enjoyable
>>142075837Your fave seat w/ ur pop is the toilet seat. Family reunions you get 4 generations of men piled high shitting together. Sharing a seat like the men before us
>>142075807>target is homo, repeat, homo
>>142075807Subpeona
>>142075807Roflcoppatar!!!
>>142075807Love being gay, love my berds, that's all there is to it!
>>142075744>>142075765>>142075785It's the ticket pack for the Japanese Heritage Night where it comes with a jersey.On the right, though, are the resale prices through Tickpick.
>>142075807As a berbro i sucked a cock recently
>>142075876yum!
>>142075868Yah theme game tickets are mad expensive. Maybe just buy one and your dad can buy a regular entry if he doesn't give a shit about the jersey. Then just find 2 empty seats and you're golden.
>>142075833Post more doggies
>>142075868>buy four tickets at retail>resell two of them>free baybaw and kimono jersey
Two more weeks Ippeibros. All shall be revealed.
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>>142075727I grew up and still am a Dodgers fan but I no longer live in California. Reserve level tickets at Dodger stadium went for half the price of what they're going for now even on promotional days. You could snag them for as little as $15 on game day 1 or 2 hours before first pitch. I went to Game 1 of the 2015 NLDS and Game 3 of the 2016 NLDS and sat lower reserve behind the 3B dugout. Each ticket went for $110. Basically you're paying the Guggenheim tax to keep stadium renovations going + the Ohtani and Yamamoto tax on top of an already inflationary macroeconomic environment. You could get a beer, 2 Dodger dogs and garlic fries and be set for the game and it would run you $25. :(
>>142075727>>142075957I forgot to mention that this was all prior to 2020. "Supply chain issues" during covid basically set prices high and they have yet to come down even as inflation is technically ticking lower through the year.
>>142075957Damn I paid $250 a piece for two tickets to the 2015 ALCS (kek cusb) but that was on stub hub cause retail was impossible to get. Still the best game I’ve ever been to; live playoff baseball is so kino.
>>142075837Cubs won that game
>>142075837Imo cubs won that one
>>142075837
>>142076001Nuh uh
>>142076015Nope
>>142076051
>>142076108Show me a faggot mets fan and I'll show you someone that's going to be in the dumps suckin a COCK
>>142076123Ok I’ll lyk if I find one
Directions to the dumps?
>>142076183Shut up bravesbrah
>>1420761831060 W Addison St, Chicago, IL 60613
>>142076258
>>142076258Pepe frog em!
>>142076258Praise kek!
>>142076258I. Am. Kekistan.
>>142075045You think you know a guy and then BAM! You found out he's a she. Surely no one else in the genny is a girl? 2hu? ERG? Wincinnati? Bahamas?
>>142077158>>142077158>>142077158>>142077158>>142077158Late night bread, join when you guys wake tf up!
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