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Tender, passionate love-making with cubspie.
>me knocking out the mariners janitor who talks to himself
>>142056535This is terrifying
>>142056740Looks like a scene from 300
>>142056570Don't put your dick in crazy bro, it isn't worth it.
My feesh going to booty blast the Roylols tonight
Yankers.
What do you think about the name "Cleveland Mongoloids"
Yankees in full force tonight.
The rad and gnarly skatin’ Rays making the memeiners seethe again tonight
>>142057344 kiss the rings beeyotch
>>142056435…no
>>142056986That's the pretty much the only thing I've stuck my dick in. Also cubspie doesn't seem crazy at all.
>>142057385Yeah I don't fuckin think so buddy.
>>142057562>Also cubspie doesn't seem crazy at all.
>>142057183It’s better than “the guardians”. What a stupid weak name. They should have called them the Cleveland Annihilators or something
Royals own your motherfucking stanking ass
Let them royals roll
'yals!
Ya gotta let them royals roll
B witty J. I tell ya... They don't make em like him 'nymore...
Royals are taking over the drivers seat and trucking along
This is psychotic
>.500dre bros how we feelin
>Bryan Woo, RHP, placed on 15-day Injured List.aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm in control
Royals have descended their DAD DICK onto ya stankin azz!
Royals are cookin
Tonight >my Twins will WIN.
>>142058487Psycho Trucker takeover
Let them truckers roll
I know nothing about baseball but my cousin is dating Masyn Winn. Do any of you know anything about him?
I know nothing about baseball but my cousin is dating Anthony Recker. Do any of you know anything about him?
I'm scared
My brewers got their ace. League fucked. Also why are the meminers selling their Cy Young winning hurler? I thought they were in first. It's over metsinerbros...
>>142058696He has a woman's ass!
>>142058658I could tell you a couple things by just looking at his pic.
>>142058696Mmm... ooh...
Recker to the royals for ass considerations!!
Why is /mlb/ obsessed with a career .199 BA backup catcher?
Let's bring it back around to dem Cubbie bears
Cuuuub to the left
>>142058696there is something really unnerving about his female ass and boyish face. is he an alien or lizard person?
Yankees - FerrariDodgers - Red BullOrioles - McLarenBraves - MercedesPhillies - Aston MartinRockies - RBA's - HaasAngels - WilliamsMarlins - AlpineWhite Sox- Kick Sauber
Our entire starting rotation is hurt
>>142059043You just know he is REAL popular in the clubhouse when team president shekelstein shows up.
skoobie SOON
>>142059077Based
contreras is already back after a shattered forearm? yeah, thats steroids. cardinals need to be investigated
>YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOOOAAAAAAARDDD!
so theres a cub fan named Cubspie who trooned himself out and posts pictures of himself on /soc/ that spends all day in /mlb/ spamming about the cubs, gay louis and gaped arse to himself? wow thats pretty wild.
>>142059350Gay louis kek
>>142059350Gapeway arse kek
>>142059368kekekek
>>142059350YASSS PRIDE MONTH SLAYYY
>>142059350Based birdbro thinking about trannies
YOUR gaped loosest arseholes
>60 day DL for SandyRIP
>>142059350Check this one out
>>142059696Making sure your bro is cupped up isn't gay
We want our Fucking money back! Are you Shitting me right now?>“I haven’t felt like myself yet,” Snell told reporters in Sacramento. "It’s just, ‘We need you. We need you. We need you.’ It’s not like, ‘Let’s get him right,’ and I have to deal with it.">"I want to be healthy and 100 percent and I haven’t been. I’ve just been fighting to rush back. So that’s my take. I’m frustrated with that. And you don’t get the product of what I should be and it’s just frustrating. I want to go out there and dominate and pitch the way that I pitch but it’s more important that I’m out there."Boras and Snell himself told us he had been working out in spring training and he was day 1 ready! That's what they said!This Motherfucker talking bout he frustrated? Rushing you back? He only thrown 23 innings! Rush back from what!? Fuck this Cocksucker! It’s almost July. This dude came into the season unprepared and out of shape trying to get a huge contract, and is now complaining about the Giants trying to rush him back. He’s cashing in $31 million this season and he probably won’t throw 75 innings!Fuck Blake Snell and everything in his general direction!
>>142059734Oh no the angels season is in jeopardy now
>>142059770>signing at 65 iq wigger streamer with no work ethic who leads the lead in walksgiants are getting what they deserve, paying this retard for mickey mouse cy youngs he won in the past
Lmfao just..LOL
>>142058696recker looks like moe sizlack .
>>142059907>justin trudeau...but in st louis for no reason!right cant meme
WE WUZ DA SULTAN OF SWAT N SHEEEEEEEET
>>142059954he looks like gnome child
>>142059974>>justin trudeau...but in st louis for no reason!>right cant memekek, look at this one will ya
>>142059350cubspie is female though
gape loose
Yankees?
lol kek
Hey you Fucking umpires! You cost our team the Cubs a Fucking win last night you Cocksuckers!
faggot umpires literally are paid to suppress the cubs
>>142060200theres literally zero evidence of that
I leave for a day and this genny has devolved into faggot metsiner posters, stankees whining about shit again, and cubspie shitting up more than one thread in a row.
>>142059770So what, this dude taking the rest of the year off now to ball out for a trade or new contract next year? We don't fucking want him opting in!
>>142059770Certain radio show retards in my city actually wanted to let Aaron Nola walk and sign this guy as his replacement
>>142060274>everyone is cubspieit's 30 different posters
>>142060069only female I know who has ever posted on /sp/ was a /hoc/ poster years back
>>142059350>cardinals fans when they see a female immediately start wondering how they can be a trannyI thought the gay louis posting was just a meme.
Cubspie here
>>142060355There are plenty. They just don't advertise it. Only reason cubspie got exposed was because they posted the wrong pic. I think they're the majority of schizo posters.
>>142059974>>142060005Toronto is the lgbt capital of Canada Gay Louis is the lgbt capital of the USASan Francisco is the lgbt capital of MexicoTrudeau is the lgbt emperor of North America. It checks out.
>>142060355You think it might have been the Edmonton chick?
>>142060231The one good thing about baseball is the only thing the umps can really do to screw with the outcome of a game is call balls and strikes unfairly, and if there’s an obvious bias people will notice straightaway. It’s not like football where a flag can bring back an 80 yard touchdown or move the offense halfway down the field for free. Refs have way more control. And basketball makes football look even less screwey hy comparison since the refs can call a foul on every possession if they want to and reffing has a massive impact on outcomes due to free throws and ticky tack calls vs intentional non-calls
>>142060405is that ERG!?
>>142060274And here you are posting little anime girls and whining like a faggot
This Subway Series feels different I’m betting a fight in the field tomorrow cause Manaea has no command and the Yankees are senesitve babies about getting plunked.
>>142060405nice try ERG
>>142060490youre forgetting one thing pal...the balk (a base that can be awarded at any time for any reason according to the ump's discretion)
>>142060355there are many female posters in /nba/ and /nfl/ only 6% of mlb players have BBC so naturally women favor other sports
>>142060405*heavy breathing intensifies*g-go royals a-amirite?
>>142060490>referees?>this nigga talmbout referees in our genny??
>>142060490>The one good thing about baseball is the only thing the umps can really do to screw with the outcome of a game is call balls and strikes unfairly, you mean, control the game on the most nano-est of levels.>and if there’s an obvious bias people will notice straightaway.and not do shit about it, or get told to fuck themselves by the MLB.
>>142060585also the dodgers have a female poster
>>142060684*a poster that identifies as "female"ftfy
>>142060405ERG looking sexy~
Cuddling with ERG and cubspie.
>>142060782*debating which mutt QB counts as white or black*
/r/ing the cubspie pic for research purposes...
>>142060633>control the game on the most nano-est of levels.Gos what a nerdy thought. It’s baseball not rocket science. If a pitch is a quarter inch off the plate you can still hit it
>>142060782white women are trash anyway, they can have them
>>142060918it's not "nerdy" just because your pea-sized brain can't comprehend it, raul.
>>142060955that chick gets pissed, spit and shit on in scat videos for a living. terrific example of how you are "showin dem whyte wymyns yo!"
Cuuuub to the right
>>142060782you're right females don't exist
Everybody clap ya hands!
>>142060405>this is the piece of shit telling you bobby witt jr is the best player of all time
>>142060405THAT'S what ERG looks like?!
>>142060979Yeah I can’t comprehend the fact that you overrate the importance of umpires calling balls and strikes in the outcome of games.
>>142059350Gaped Loosest Arseholes
Mariner Moose buttfucking Atlanta Brave while Mettie Jettie waits his turn!
less than 30 minutes until the best team in mlb takes the field. that's right ladies, its time for some phillies baseball. ranger danger le tigres no mas.
>>142061150Based retard named juan pablo sanchez
>>142059350Not my trans louis!!!
>>142061080His stats look good so far but you never know with these young guys. When you’ve got a guy with five or six years under his belt and his numbers are consistent you know what you’ve got. He’s probably going to be who he is and get his numbers. Young guys come in hot and then fall off all the time. It’s a legitimate worry
>>142059350ROFL!
I am trying to add to my gay louis collection please post a rare one so I can add to my collection.
>gape louiskek
>>142059350Loose gape ass motherfucker
>>142060918They have fans and ventilation techniques that can manipulate the airflow on flyballs. They also can choose which teams to give juiced balls to and whether or not to enforce sticky stuff rules among other things. You really think Ohtani is that good? They billed him up as the 2nd coming of Babe Ruth for years and once he became really popular the rigging started. He went from a 123wRC+ guy in his first 1000 PA to a 182 wRC+ homer hitting machine in his last 1000 PA. I bet you were surprised too when he had those ties to gambling. It went much deeper and MLB covered it up because Ohtani is a ratings boon. It's all about the money anon
>>142061367Slide this down the ole gaper
>>142061367this is one
>>142061219It still cracks me up that this guy has the best pitching stats since Grover-Cleveland Alexander and his fan club is a bunch of fat guys in power ranger suits but meanwhile Alec Bohm’s is a bunch of cute young girls called Bohm’s Beauties. Black pill material
>>142061434kek I have never seen this one KEK!
>>142061367
>>142061473Them Lousers love a stank hole!
Gape Loose, home of the Lousers!Visit the docks & ride the fairy!See our most popular attraction: the door out of town!
Thankfully nobody trolls my Yankees as hard as people troll the Cubs/Mets/Cards/Braves.
>>142061367>>142061434kek!
Gaybar Tourist
Let's not forget the Gaydians role in all this...
>>142061367this is a lcassic
>>142061367Dustin' this one off...
>>142061694No cure for the IG disease
>>142061189Done.
>>142061834God damn that's fucking sexy. Giving me hot hard rod, I'm gripping on, I'm pumping, I'm fucking CUMMING for this image!
>>142061367only true oldheads will get this one...
>>142061834Let's all cum on this image!
>>142061273What about the resd and that other nl central team?
who remembers this gem?
>>142062015kek, classic. The artisanry in this one was truly fantastic.
>>142058738>>142059043What do you mean by woman’s ass and female ass? What, precisely, is unnerving about Recker’s “female ass” and “boyish face”?
>>142061367im keen on this one personally
>>142062060Kek
SUBWAY SERIES
>>142061367gem
>>142061666that's because the twankies are too easy. At least the other's provide a challenge.
>>142062098LGM
>>142061367kek!
>>142061466to be fair Bohm is having a great season too
>>142061367this is one worth checkin
>>142062395 that's just taking things too far read the room pal
>>142062395That's a bush league post
>>142062395lmfao
>>142062395this asshole has no remorse
Michael Kay said the Yankees don't have the offense to win (later in the year) and he's right. I still think they'll make the playoffs but the having success when they get there is pretty concerning. The most concerning issue being if Juan Soto would tend to favor resigning with the team if that happens.
>pitchers duel between suarez and skubal>/mlb/ too busy erping to care about baseball
It's that time again /mlb/. Time for Mariners baseball. :)
>>142062395That's a clown post, bro.
>stott is officially a platoon playerdamn
Reminder.
>>142062622>>142062643I'm watchan, mets v yankees starts soon too
>>142062684>sosa is officially an everyday playergratz son u earned it i hope they dont trade u brotha
M's time>retarded dominican strikes outM's time
>>142062666WHAT KIND OF BEER DO YOU DRINK! TELL ME! TELL ME WHAT KIND! I NEED SOME CLICKBAIT TO WRITE ABOUT!!!! TELL ME 19-YEAR OLD!
>>142062763Sosa is in the platoon with Stott, Sosa isn't an every day player as of now.
>>142062771the only thing he's good at is being a sexy dominican apparently?????????
LOL ITS LIKE MEGAN THE STALIN IS SAYING SHIT BUT SHES SAYING SHIP LOL SHOW ME THE COMMERCIAL AGAIN
>>142062724woah woah woah, Metsies is an accepted nickname for the New York Metropolitan Baseball Club. Mettiejetties is sus though.
>>142062796he is on a lot of other teams thus the implication
>>142062837
lol what a lazy throw>>142062859so is stott but thomson is autistic and sets his lineup based on which hand the pitcher uses, which to be fair actually has been working extremely well this year
Jesus Christ lmao>foulOkay it's coming back right?
whitley did something
>>142062972yea def foul, fucking retarded umps starting early today
David Peterson vs Gerrit Cole? I thinking I'm not liking the odds
>>142062991>call standsFuck this
>homerun standsi'll kill myself today, just watch
...how?? they said it cleared the pole?
Fucking Umps...
>>142062797ugh... use me...
>>142063044>FAIR B-ACK
>>142062724Houspie has been spotted in the thread
>>142063044why does the player apologize and not the league crony?
>Reading thread>No idea what ERG means>Google it to find what I assume it means, the rowing deviceGonna leave it at that.
I'm still mad these Cocksuckers almost cost the Giant's the Fucking game!
>>142063065Bravesbrah you should be resting from the miles of cock you just took.
>>142063148Text Harry and fucking let him know
>>142063168Read this graphic and then remember the mental midget that cried because I said the umps don't control the game on the nano-est of levels. Seething fucking pablo juan sanchez.
>>142063160extremely respectable gal
Who gives a shit about records in June?
wtf that's a pretty normal pick off from ranger
juan soto is about to get a taste of his future team
>>142062395>Fredbird>Fucking a womandoubt
>>142063170no amount of cock will ever satisfy me
We will gladly take Vladdy Jr.
>>142063304Bravesbrah you need to control yourself!
>>142063284i see what people mean now about the chin and eyelid surgery thing. Wasn't there some pic shown about a clinic that saves the bone shavings or some shit?
Everyday the pain gets worse brother. I'm not sure how much longer it'll be until the Hulkamania runs wild on me.HH
>>142063340>>142063340>>142063340phillies/tigers
>>142063148DO YOU THINK I'M FUCKING AROUND HERE HARRY
>>142063393but I'm talking about the game here
Metskees
>>142063405you can stay with the retards if you want but i've had enough
>>142056435>Coomback is now
SUBWAY SERIES LET'S DO IT BABY
>>142063450there's like one tigers fan on /sp/ and 5 every day phillies posters, I don't think we need a gamethread for a game in june
Well, maybe they avoid the sweep tomorrow.
it's nOT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMOREAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>three consecutive hitsAnother fucking bullpen game here we go
Vulpix FTWMets BTFO
Munting with cubspie.
Skubal rules, wonder if the Tigers can afford him
bro Trea is not running at all, he should've scored there
>>142063585How do those people not get diseases
Judge triple run hr incoming
>>142059350>posts pictures of himself on /soc/Um proofs?
Judgonian strikeout pending
>its a peterson walks the entire lineup episode
Will the Jays survive the 1st inning today?
>>142063646Just a Gay louis fan justifying jerking off to trannies on /soc/. The usual
>>142063629It's a safe and legal thrill why would I get a disease?
Dammit Carlos get Peterson out of there!
>bases loaded>no outstime for gleaner to strike out.
Bases loaded, no outsGay bar Touristian strikeout pending
What do you play in RTTS? closer has to be the worst option. I'm playing hot corner or SP going for complete games.
>>142063773i get bored after about 4 games
>>142063729
Cool
A bases-loaded strikeout>Gaybar moment
>>142063773starter/shortstop. missed ploffs year 1 just started spring training. i play full 9 inning games should i change some setting to get me through this shit faster? i only play a couple hours a week
>>142063773We did it bros!
The Royals are out of the playoffs. Though they face the Marlins right now, they'll be facing the Guardians soon. And they'll never win against them.
>>142063837I change it to were I'm only playing the at bats
gleyber saw judge and soto's contract years and thought "i should do the opposite of that"
>J.D. DAVISTime to warn your pinstripes fag, bring home the grand salami
>>142063773also, real men play franchise. i spent 2 hours on a single season two days ago making sick deals and setting my phils up for the next 6 years and then it crashed and i was back to spring training. feels bad. i also hate how how the CPU is constantly resting guys and switching my lineups when simming. but i deal with it because im a man.
>>142063885...you are smoking good meth comparing him to those two lmao
Sigh.
That's my boy Peterson
RISP RISP RISP RISP KEK
kek stankees
>>142063833>No SproatNon serious list
>first pitch single>walk>walk>K>K>Kretards will say he struck out the side
wtf I thought the Yankees were good
>>142064032Keep seething, Stankees are terrible after their first three batters
SAD
>>142064032Yea, this was Peterson’s entire career summed up in one inning.
>>142064032One pitcher getting all 3 outs in the inning via strikeout is by definition, striking out the side. The only retard here is you. You fucking retard
>>142064072>>142064072>>142064072SUBWAY SERIES METS V YANKEES GAME THREADGET IN HERE
Remember when all the Yankee fans were hyping up Verdugo as if he isn't the most mediocre baseball player of all time
>>142064050Don't get uppity.
>>142064050?? not seething just trying to start an argument about what strike out he side means>hint: it means you struck out the three due up batters in order
Yankees can’t beat any playoff contenders. Judge will replace Mattingly as the greatest Yankee to never play in the World Series.
>stankees nobletigerIT HAPPENED AGAIN
FRANCISCOOOOOOOO
LINDOUBLE!!!
Francisco Lindor I love you
Phillies Tigers is going to finish in like an hour and a half
>>142064089>One pitcher getting all 3 outs in the inning via strikeout is by definition, striking out the side. The only retard here is you. You fucking retardbeing this wrong lmao
>julio shitting it up for a couple dozen at batsRobert Jr. might miss a ton of games but he's going to hit the ball you useless retarded dominican
I wish the Yankees would get good players for once, not washed up losers who don’t deserve to play in MLB.
>>142064236Yankeefans cope like no other sports fandom I have ever seen lmao
>>142064279Unlike you, I want the Yankees to be good.
>>142064327Why is everyone fat?
>>142064327kekI once heard a Canadian describe Canadian women as American women but less loud and less fat.
>be leafKWAB
>>142064327those are just boomers
>>142064409Kek, must suck to be them
>>142064106Why did they name a series after the subway tunnels of jew york?
>>142064320>prick your finger it is done>the phillies have eclipsed the scum>the yankess cant play nine innings>the time has come for winning rings
When will my Rockies win anything significant?
>>142064495when they get rid of that fruity mascot
Is /mlb/ finally ready to admit that the Indians are for real?
>that vladdy flop that'll be in the papers
>>142064527>Indians>no such team>not real by definition
>>142064327they're looking pretty underfed in boston
giants desucrazy win last night, probably saved the seasonRaymond Burgos was sent down to Sacramento and Mason Black was recalledalso top pitching prospect Hayden Birdsong is starting tomorrow night, holy shit I didn’t see this one coming
>>142064457It's where the owners of both teams live
schwarber out here batting with a 60 degree
What a catch. Fuck.
>>142064457Because you could take the subway to get from one stadium to another
Cole can’t fucking locate
>>142064558You're allowed to call them the Indians here, buddy.
motherfucker :(
>>142064589Steinbrenner is a gentile believe it or not
Orioles and Yankees looking shakey when playing real competition>ALeast
>>142064564>Cubs at 20Ok come on they've gone too far this time
verDAWGo
>>142064621why would I call them that if it is not their name?
>>142064655>SteinYou're right, I don't believe it. People can change their ancestry history if they have enough bribe money
do the homers ever stop
OOF
Don’t tell me Gerrit Cole is getting mogged by David Peterson that should be illegal
>gay louis tarpinalsreeee i want my baybaw
>baltipoor
These are the juiciest of balls in this Cleveland-Baltimore game
smug berd is getting the smug knocked out of it
godammit trea
>trea can't run>trea can't fieldput Sosa back in ffs
3 homers in a row on the o's game
>the Doc is my guyWhat did he mean by that?
thanks i guess
>>142063773LF and/or SP. Closer's not a bad choice if you just want to complete a career; I always get bored by the third season or so.
>>142065089It was a nice play
doyers vs white sux>>142065114>>142065114>>142065114
KEK RED SACKS
>>142064871anon stein is a german namelots of jews happen to be named stein because there used to be lots of jews in germany
no way they didn't give trea an error on that play
Who is stopping this rotation? 1. Keuchel 2. Peralta 3. Myers 4. Rea 5. Ross (once he's back)
>>142065142They know they can win it in the 9th
(Record against .500+ as of 6/25/24)FRAUDSBoston (13-23)Minneapolis (12-21)Seattle (14-19)Atlanta (12-15)St. Louis (12-15)TEETERINGMilwaukee (17-17)San Diego (18-16)SPIRITUAL FRAUDSLos Angeles (15-9)SAFENew York (22-17)Philadelphia (15-9)Cleveland (18-9)Baltimore (24-14)THIS CONCLUDES THE FRAUD WATCH
alright time to pull the backups and get the starters in
>>142065162used to be?
>>142065162>there used to be lots of jews in germanybefore they were rightfully rooted out for literally, emotionally, and educationally raping the locals in the 1930s, yes.
>>142065212Doyerhermanos? Our response?
HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON HON THANK YOU TY FRANCE
HON HON HOMERUN TIE BALLGAME
Yankees have no one who could start on another MLB team.
>trea has the ball go off his glove while fielding a possible double play ball>no errorthe manfred scorers are fucking retards
MSBROS HITTING SIMULTANEOUS MONSTER DONGS
>>142065258we're the gold standard. everyone else cycles through.
>delay
>>142065212Where it gets really bad for Minnesota is that they went 10-3 against KC and Seattle, who are pretty fraudulent themselves. Apart from those series, the Twins are 2-18 against .500+ teams. Yeah, I'm feeling a little nervous about this team.
Phillies I need you to stop sucking right now!!!
>>142065425That city just looks like it harbors homos, in fact, didn't the rams have that literal faggot on their team a while back?
>>142065533the phightin phrauds!
>>142065533Thomson put all the righties in to face a good lefty, the problem is most the righties he put in kinda suck
>>142065553kurt warners christian not gay
>>142065474>Yeah, I'm feeling a little nervous about this team.Nothing us twins fans aren't used to. Maybe some day the ownership will stop replacing 1 major contract with another expiring one and pretending that they are spending more on the team.
>>142065533I'd appreciate it if they'd let the tiggers have this one.
Vladdy and Springer! Finally, actual run support!
>>142065590>christian>not gaylol anon...
>>142065474The good news is the ALWC will be all-fraud minus Baltimore/New York, so there's a good chance Twins can at least make the ALDS.
boston phillies o's yanksINTO THE GARBAGE YOU GO
>My Mets proving their the best team in NYC
>>142065533>>142064491
You could say he really Bohmed on that play...
what's with guerrerro and "shushing" the crowd. When has his team done anything to the point where he feels the need to talk shit to people watching the kids game he is playing?
why didn’t they pull this pitcher after that walk to bases loaded on no outs lmao
Any update for the cardinals game
>>142065712The best was the time he did it when they were getting blown out by like 8 runs
tigers need to fire their groundskeeper
>>142065768they're still gay. you've been updated.
I'd suck that Guerrero Jr.'s cock and put him in his place. That'll teach him! But that's just how we do things down South.
>>142065799
>>142065658St. John's is the best baseball team in NYC
>>142065832By down south, of course, he means Hamilton.
skubal is legit, if the tigers don't keep him they're not a serious organization
>guaranteed rape fieldno wonder the white sox suck
whitley needs to do the honorable thing and retire mid season
>>142065947Now if only they could find 4 more pitchers...
yankees have not recovered since the doyers went up to NY and beat them...
>>142065987The Phillies will trade the Tigers Taijaun Walker, Christian Pache, AND Whit Merrifield for Skubal. How can you say no?
>>142066045No, it was Seattle that broke them.
>>142065768canceled due to overflowing semen from the (((bathroom)))
OHTANIHOMERUN
OHTANIHTANI
god i fucking love sKKKKKKKoobs
>phillies hadn't walked a batter in 3 games until nowwtf
Dumper go ahead HR incoming
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJn1muHK1M
>>142066212buy an ad fuckface
>>142066202Why did you do that?
>>142066172that's a nice run
>>142066246this is a trevor general
>>142066160how...does...he....do...it...
Maybe just keep Ohtani in the leadoff spot even when Mookie returns. He seems more comfortable there.
>>142066248woulda been kino :(
are the twanks still the Best Team Money Can Buy?
they expect us to take betting advice from this?
>giving up a home run to ben nintendofraudgers
>>142066345>>142066385the tiny hat man is seeeeeeeeeeeething
M's bros is this the most walks issued by louis since april?
i need that schwarbomb towel
Grimace bros…
Bobby Miller is a mental midget. Just absolutely falls apart as soon as people get on base.
>>142066032Olsen and Flaherty are solid, offense is a much bigger issue
Good luck Rockies>it’s already 3-0 in the 1stOh lawd we’re so back
We got a home run Mets bros
lmao
FUCK
skubal had the phillies completely off balanced all night, I've seen enough he should get the AL Cy Young
>5-0 in the 1st inningNow this is Astros baseball
GG tampa, maybe we don't get swept but I doubt it!Congratulations Houston on another automatic AL West 1st place in another week.
Mets bros we got yet another home run
>38 pitch inning
>memeners getting humbled by a real meme team that has made a WSKWAB
haha no shut out thanks harper
>>142066756>HE AINT TAKIN THAT
>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED>GARVEDGARVED
Foley is our new Soto but I doubt we can pawn him off
Julio this yokel is out producing you.
I was getting a little concerned, but my man hit his fantasy score.
some detroit boomer behind home plate just freaked the fuck out for a second for seemingly no reason lmfao
>>142066887why is this asian man always acting like a thug
Yup I've seen enough, now that the dust has settled, what size are you getting for your 2024 New York Mets World Series Champs shirt?
>>142066951XXL
>>142066929He just woke up from his nap, pls understand.
>bases loaded>1 out>down by 2>GIDPkek gloryholes
>>142066942hes white
Holy shit Jose with a play at 3rd. Too bad the guy at 2nd went way too far off the bag.
MARINERS WINARINERSWIN
>>142066942Some kinds of asians are predisposed to outbursts like this
>kansas city clown operation playing tag
>>142067061God damn, I'm glad >my Twins passed on signing this faggot
>>142067061I love Pham, definition of a winner
>>142067158he's a bit feral but not too expensive and pretty productive
>>142066951xxxl because they usually run large
less than hour til 1st pitch how are the umps gonna fuck my cubbies this time
>gloryholes about to lose 5th straightkekekek
>>142066887Have the fixed version bud!
>>142067069Winning a dick up the ass right now
>>142059043Why would you think Recker is an alien or a lizard person?
Seriously what do you even do at this point if you're a White Sox fan?
>>142067443Thanks friend I really really like this webm
>>142067504You can always root for your friends on the north side!
I fucking hate this. Every fucking year its the same fucking shit.
>>142067504>I’ve been debating this for years now and I’ve had enough.>I’ve been a White Sox fan my entire life (38). My first game was when I was 3 at old Comiskey and since then I’ve been to around 300 home games in my life.>With that being said, I’ve been to Miller Park about 5-6 times and always had a great time and lovely people. What’s an extra hour drive to the ballpark from just south of the Chicago suburbs?>I’m now a Brewers fan.
>>142067628welcome to sports fandom
holy shit /we/ suck on the road
>>142067640So for context I am a lifelong White Sox fan (unfortunately) and after a lifetime of mediocrity save for one magical season when I was in 2nd grade I have decided I am finished with them until they give me a real reason to come back call me a bandwagon fan I don’t care it’s time for a break. The most recent failed rebuild has broken me.So I decided to adopt a new team and though I’m from the suburbs of Chicago and the cubs are right there I couldn’t bring myself to adopt them after a lifetime of being a hater. In fact I want to keep being a hater which is part of the reason why the Brewers seem like a good team to adopt! Along with the fact that y’all are close enough for me to catch a game every now and then the brewers have won the sweepstakes for my fandom.My brother and sister in law also recently bought a home in Wauwatosa and were christening it by catching the brewers game this Friday. I’m hopeful some of yall can help me learn more about the club is Christian yelich still the top dog? What’s the farm like? Do we hate the owner? I know they’re leading the division this year is this a year where yall feel like they should genuinely make a run? And lastly what are some solid brewer Twitter accounts I should follow!Thank you and Go Brewers!!
>>142067504Wait 3 years. The Astros were this bad for multiple seasons before they got good
>>142067504You wait. This isn't a hard question.
THESE GAMES ARE TOO CRAZY MAN
Okay, turning this one off. Tomorrow M's bros.
>>142067724Coward. You get one team for life and you never abandon them no matter how much they suck.
>>142067724unspeakably gay
>>142067769>>142067773Have you seen the White Sox this year? Look they just blew another lead again
Julio's OPS is impossibly bad. How can someone who swings so fast and hits the ball so hard be exclusively a singles hitter
M'sisters, our division lead is dwindling......
>>142067761MLB Network is crazy not to have MLB Tonight leading into the ~6:30 pm eastern games then having big inning start every single night. >>142067725The Phillies JUST went through a 10 year playoff drought while playing some god awful baseball.
skating manta ray dabbing on the memeiners LMAO
>>142067799I'm a Mariners fan you smelly little bitch. We're the only team in the MLB who has never played in a world series. I will never abandon my team because I'm not a bitch.
>>142067725I don't recall the Astros ever losing 130 gamesThe White Sox this season however...
>>142067769I remember this kid who used to visit a relative in our neighborhood every summer who was a little older than me that I thought was the coolest person I ever met. One summer when he visited, he had switched his team to the last WS winner, and I thought he was the biggest douchebag after that.
>>142067882Aren't the Mariners atop their division? Meanwhile the White Sox are bottom of the entire league.
My orioles are killing me, they've killed me my whole life but I'll never abandon them.
I love this team
>>142067984not like you're in the Chris Davis era anymore
are the mets actually good now or are they just a meme? they sent a bunch of people down and reworked their lineup and have been pretty good since
>>142067769I know what you mean, deep down in your heart you can't ever abandon the team that's been given to you. I'll never switch to the brewers or cubs or whoever else in the MLB>get one chance for a team at life>it's these>tfw
Rimming with cubspie.
>>142067882unfathomably based
Marinerbros..I don't feel to good...
MARINERS WILL BE WINNING TOMORROW BTW
There are only three players on the Yankees that play with a care in the world. Everyone else is a fucking loser who doesn't deserve to play in MLB.
>>142067959>Aren't the Mariners atop their division?Not for long if they keep this shit up...which they obviously will.
>>142068178*
lube your anuses memeiners cause we're comin'
>>142068266Cool it with the antimetsinersism please.
>>142067769I honestly give it a pass if you move somewhere long term and the team wasn't a rival, especially if it isn't a great team. If you were a marlins fan and move to detroit and switch to the tigers fine go ahead. If you are a pirates fan and move to california rooting for the dodgers is gay as fuck. If you're a blow gays fan move to baltimore switching to the gloryholes is megagay
>>142068266
>suuhhhh dude>gnarly 9-3 lead with 3 outs left to go>righteousThis ray is so rad
This Mets-Mariners thing is just as gay at the Patriots-Seahawks shit in NFL threads many years ago.
>>142068339FAGGOTners make ya seethe?
>>142056435My pirates (:
I literally don't see it, the yanks are just Soto/Judge merchants
>>142068360ebin pwn
>>142068266ngl p. hottt... can my braves join yall
>>142068337switching teams is gay as fuck for anyone that's not a filthy casual.
My orioles ): gg indians.
Jays are literally going to blow a 7 run lead holy fuck
>>142062684ngl b. stott... can my phillies join yall
>be mariners>skilled fishermen>lose to a fish
where did all the Yankee lifelongs go?
finally a K jesus christ this team
>>142064573You cheated desu
>>142068503MY OH MY THAT'S JUST MARINERS BASEBALL BABY
>>142068503top zozzle
>>142068464I'm not saying I would ever do it. But I'm not gonna seethe if a d-bags fan switches to the anglels after moving there or something like that, especially if you keep up with your old team.
The Mariners humiliation ritual is nearly over.>10 game win streak incoming.
>>142068351fine by me but you're living in denial and suppressing rage, mother fucker
/nu/>>142068648>>142068648>>142068648/nu/
>>142068635The entire history of the mariners is a humiliation ritual though?
>>142068475Heck of a shootout, gg
kek memeiners
>>142062996Slut
>>142064174Whore
>>142065658Slut
