EURO KNOCKOUT STAGE>29th June 202418:00 Switzerland 2 - 0 Italy21:00 Germany 2 - 0 Denmark>30th June 202418:00 England 1 - 1 Slovakia LIVE21:00 Spain - Georgia>1st July 202418:00 France - Belgium21:00 Portugal - Slovenia>2nd July 202418:00 Romania - Netherlands21:00 Austria - TurkeyReminder to keep it comfy, crusty and smelly.
negru
Theo Locatelli
Negru
nihao
still dont rate the diver but fair play you shite bastard
Goding so much for that ABE spamming poorfag
It's ogre slovakiachads
>>142248588Based
I’m cooked
I guess spain or baguettes are winning it all
I told you they were stealing it in extra time
>>142245271t. most competent anti-Juventino
>>142248750>>142249028Kek holy schizo
>>142248750>>142249028Mental health status?
>>142249424He's gone crazy, the seethe has gone over the roof
Still hoping for penals
Slovakia was caught with their calzona down
>nobody mentions jewe>muh antijewentinoMEDS
Mo I hope for a Calzona masterclass (yeah no it's over)
The Unagyomber
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRY
Sorry Slovakia. Not everyone can be like Switzerland
KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE
Is Skriniar part of the blocco?
competence = Jjnessincompetence = anti-Jjnessnow watch the 90s panini picture tier masterpiece of a goal again, retard.
ABE schizo status?
>>142250061once you go sfinter you never go back
If Switzerland doesn't defeat England I'll be shitting on the Swissbro and bbilan more than ever
>>142250468Muori italiota di merda
oh that's the stench I was smelling, the albonigger showed up.
real basaglia hours
>>142250133>>142250400What is the schizo lore?
one lone mongoloid that believes himself to be smart and takes his own opinions too seriously for his own good.
>>142250840Father left him and his mother behind, forcing her to sell her body to provide for them. But she died when he was 11 due to complications of untreated sepsis
>>142250468Not really fair from you but it will not matter anyway because Switzerland will reach the semifinal 100% (and with some luvk the final).
>>142251065I trust you and Switzerland
>>142250840He escaped the Twitter containment clinic
since Musk took over that cesspool too many of his users showed up on here, and it was hard to do more damage than the 2014-16 wave.
>>142251757true
Mo ma quand'è che si sta zitto sto abominio
>geeeeeeeeegWhat did it mean by this?
EHHHHHHHHH BUT BELLINGHAM IS JUST A FRATTESINO WITH BETTER PUBLICITY!!!!!!
The Euros just reminded me of how kino Arshavin was in the 2008 edition (I'm sorry Duccio, it's not against you)
>>142252718Accirt ricchione
kek the extrovert-spammer schizo is triggering the other schizo (the iliad nabbolecano?) so bad i am almost chuckling irl
>>142252893I know :)And honestly, that group stage against Italy and France is something we still talk about, more so than the murderball of 2010, so it was kind of worth it
>>142253025I miss those players who lit up tournaments by themselves honestly
Fras this thread is becoming a schizo hive
>becoming
now Frogs and Ducci are the main candidates for an upset elimination.
>>142253212Biggest bvll of all time
I luv pickford
Mo I root for Switzerland, the hatred that I have for England is bigger than anything
>>142253089Vgh
absolutely no reason for 6 minutes of stoppage time btw.
>>142253006Well I made him disappear still, the ghost of Maradona probably gave him a heart attack
If spalletti wasn't bald we could've actually reached the final
>>142253716Croat posting
>>142253716Don't act like Croats or Brits, they just had the necessary culo and the usual Bellingham last minute gol after a stinker of a match, that's life
>>142253964never said they were wrong about it
They’ll win it now, there’s nothing surer.
ynr when paralitici said (and bragged about it) that hey jude was a done deal but then they picked mckennie over him kek what could have been
GODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142254223I loathe this guy, he also fucked the Haaland deal up
>>142253826Spalletti ain't even a bad appointment but not only he had little to no time but the actual good players got injured + he fucked up the tactics at the euros, if he doesn't play the young ngubus at the nations league he should kill himself
if the Albanians with a cross don't reach the final this year they never will
Slovakia losing was good, as long as soufgate keeps his job where it's all good
>8 days before the start of the preseaon and Milan still has no main striker
>>142254507If they had balls they would use camarda
>>142254436The "zero good players" thing means nothing, we just saw Calzona put liters of sweat in the mutande of a team full of superstars with muratori on the pitch, all they need is actual tactics and grinta
>>142254436>Spalletti ain't even a bad appointmenthe's a touchy neurotic baldie that reached his peak in coaching nearly twenty years ago, what are you on about?
>>142254330don’t worry if my rumors are true in this exact moment he’s injecting heroin in his cock together with kevin of home alone in some trap house where both will be robbed and raped
>>142254604His body is still too frail for serie a
Rimedio is herpesmaxxing
>>142254436If they had balls they would call up all the minorenni
>>142254223Also almost signed Haaland, Sborroszlai and Kwabatskhelia, so he’s almost a competent sporting director instead of a dumb twat wasting precious oxygen
surely they're giving Poolingham the motm extra points.
>>142254704He's unironically more well built than shitters like Belotti
this england reminds me of classic italy, before 2006, they even have a worldclass player like bellingham.I'm counting on them to win it all
>Slocow xG 2,09>brave lions xG 1,61did they actually sculate?
>>142254875imho it simply means that Jj had competent scouts but the guy in charage of making the last decision always fucked up
gloria a la patria que supo seguir
>>142254704Reminder frattesi is a physical beast in serie ass, this meme about being MUH TOO FRAIL is completely made up and poorfags believe it just because other poorfags keep repeating it
>>142255321Certified sculata
we're all supporting georgia right?
>>142255266Already taller than belotti
meanwhile the seahorse is about to go tits up
>>142255658Nah spain vs germs is going to be way too kino
>>142255329Yeah agreed, it shows when you see who was brought into the u23 squad over the past couple years. Most of them will be plusvalenza’d but it’s like €100m worth of pure profit between all of them which is mad
>>142255658I wish for the strongest team to go through so they're the most capable of putting on a fight against England in the final
Has anybody else noticed how the Italians look more like Georgians than Georgians do and how the Georgians look more Italian than the Italians do
>>142255876yeah, paralitici fucked up their work too
>>142256438Proof?
oh no no no
>french defending
E tu, robin
French frauds
time to park the fattest bus known to man
yeah I didn't predict that
Robin Le Dormend
He was once linked to Jj during Paratici's tenure btw
>>142257526Still unhappy baudorres didn't make it
Maybe we overhyped spain, they only pisellated nursing home croatia and tarditaly
>>142257779I lost track of the guy so I'm just assuming we didn't miss out on anything h-haha
>15% possession but Georgia leads 1-0 against Spain. STOP THIS MAN
Georgiallegri
>>142257895he’s at villa so he’ll get to play with the ex-jjlets at least
The name aardvark is an Afrikaans word which literally means Earth pig.
>discovered the world of transparent hauls on youtube the latest generation is going to be so fucked
Spalletti before the match against Spain.Georgia today.
now we can get penals
>a goal like this from us against the French gets VAR'd>this didn'tIt's so rigged it's funny
I’ve noticed Georgia has some nice fikette
What colour are Georgians
>>142259705whiter than napolicans (not joking)
>>142259705I think they’re white.
>>142259705They're Caucasians, so I'd say white
>>142260158they're not caucasians, they're caucasus-ians
>>142260263What's the difference? For me they're like a fusion between the Turkish and the Russians
>>142259705Human coloured :)
>>142260322caucasian for some reason means central-northern european, because whoever came up with those racial definitions was a retard, and people from the caucasus while factually caucasians aren't "caucasian" by the way the term is used to define races
>>142260458What are Southern Europeans then?
>>142260458>In the eighteenth century, the prevalent view among European scholars was that the human species had its origin in the region of the Caucasus Mountains. This view was based upon the Caucasus being the location for the purported landing point of Noah's Ark – from whom the Bible states that humanity is descended – and the location for the suffering of Prometheus, who in Hesiod's myth had crafted humankind from clay.Very well then...
>>142259705Barely white like turks
>>142260577>the Bible once again more right than the retarded "science" crowdBasedOut of africa theory is retarded
>>142260517whatever is more convenient at the moment"not-white" enough that the anglos can feel superior to us, but white enough that they don't have to feel guilty about it
Why does the root of every georgian surname looks like the beginning of a swear word in italian? Is the matrix playing tricks on me?
>>142260577Based Prometheus
>kwabskelia
Warra golazo kwabadona
Reminder that caparezza looked like maldini against us
Porchiddio che sfiga
Kek even THAT is muh sfiga for shitalians
>mamerdashvili
>>142260941I'm not talking about the goal you retarded schizo
Mo this is European football now. All the teams have at least a few blackies to do the running. Italy 2020(+1) were the last team to ever win it without an ngubu in the team.
This could've been Pafundi but somebody had to push for a certain block
>>142261256I still don't understand why he wasn't called up but Raspadori was
>>1422612561 goal and 2 assists in the Swiss league. If he’s Italy’s saviour then it really is fucked.
Reminder to stay bloccopilled
When carvajal acl explodes I'll finally feel true happiness
>>142260799Mo I dribble him-Federico C.
>>142261177Insigne was playing
>>142261571lel
How the fuck is Georgia playing better than Italy did?
D-Did Rai just casually announce Morata to Juve?
>>142261571Magrebino not black.
>>142261752just tactically well placed and choosing the sane option of defending and counterattacking.But you can see most of them are far inferior technically to the spanish or even the italian guys
>Alessandro GrimaldiWhy doesn’t he play for >us? Gravinnnaaaaaaa
>Germany vs spainmay the least shitty defence win
Notice how Georgia is able to break the spanish pressing, despite the fact that most of their players individually are shit-tier?There is no excuse for the italian performance, period.
Olmo looking aggressively balkanoid
now stop scoring please
sign him up grimtoli
>>142262645This but unironically
>>142262217Mo one can't change his mind
>>142262645Holy shit NO, he's never worth 60 mil
>>142262434playstation mutiny theory gains traction
>>142262764Neither is Douglas Luigi
>>142262764Agree because his release clause is €58 million :^)
>>142262764He doesn't want to leave Bilbao anyways, the better would be to pray for a deal with PSG to get Simons
>he rates Simons
>>142262906He's good from what I've seen of him, is he not?
Camarda scores that 100%
>>142262976Dribbly drobbly fairweather footballer that always looks like he's on the border of crying. He should stick to clubs like Leipzig; aura matters at big traditional clubs
Nicole Williams is just the basque greenwood
>>142263043he also sounds dumb
>>142263210That's mostly because he's been media-trained since he was 10 so he never says anything of import
>>142262906I do!>>142262863I think Barcelona is his first option if they're allowed to buy him
Krande Kvara
>>142263043I guess that sticking to Koopmeiners is better then
>>142263356Yes, Chickencoop is strongmind and not to mention brings some physicality with him. And Jj needs a set-piece taker too
>>142263260That’s not the way to go, the sociopathy should come naturally like how Bellingham and Mbappe do it
>>142263463Vlahovic is already gud on the free-kicks, but yeah I agree, don't know if it'll be a doable deal doe
>>142263688I meant more like free kicks as crosses into the box and managing to kick a corner past the first man for once. Zingaro can keep the direct free kick for all I care
Huge day for Belgian calcio tomorrow!
>>142264009>France BelgiumWho am I supposed to owl lol
>>142264009i'm unironically thinking lelgium has a chance against this crusty france
>>142264009I want to see the French seethe honestly
And tomorrow we show that, even with a single component, the Juventus block will lead the team to greatness
>>142264218Early Lukaku goal, a LOT of defending and then late-game heartbreak like today with the English
>>142264295(and when they lose we blame Thuram)
>>142264391*worstThuram
>>142264342As long as legs are broken, I'm fine
>>142264473No please, if they reach the final they MUST be at their full strength: the risk of THEM winning is too high...
>>142264520Austria will win it all, I can feel it
>>142264574Mashallah
business idea:no duccio midfielders
Business idea: zesty players to keep the morale high
>>142264673Maatsen is of the market already unfortunately
>>142264673Sterling? Garnacho?
It's Cazzetta but T. M8a wants Soulé to stay next season
Reminder that Barella's goal against Albania was offside
>>142265096Would make sense if it was real honestly
>>142265203Considering Church is 99% gone yeah, but I guess that depends on what market both have and how many departures Giuntoli will be managing to do
>Very close to joining PSG in recent hours, young Lyon attacking midfielder Rayan Cherki is finally set to join Borussia Dortmund, a club with whom he had been in contact for some time.- L‘EquipeCherKings...
>>142265342This is my 9/11
>>142265300I've liked Kikko for these past years, but yeah I think that his time is up, keeping Soulè seems good with how promising he was last season, if Motta uses him well his worth doubles in a year
Italy going out so early means I have less normie memes to send to females of my age
>>142265671Pics of the females?
>>142265709
>>142265728Tell this woman to make her son do the right thing
Bastoni liked this post by Biasin, unfortunately it says a lot about the Spalletti-team relationship.We hope to get off to a good start in September
>he doesn't even recognize it
What happened to you guys? Even if you didn't score a lot you looked brilliant in 2020
>>142266838Retarded manager and lots of prescritti
>>142266648Want to see him try this with Shaqiri, steffen and zuber. They will fuck him up badly
Mo the zidane headbutt wasn't staged to legitimize calciopoli since people saw zidane who played for juventus as a villain and materazzi who played for inter as a martyr
>>142266883I thought Spalleti was pretty good no? That Napoli team fell apart once he left
>>142266926It fell apart once their director of football was ousted from his duties (well before leaving the team, that is)
>>142266926He changed the formation and players all the time, gave no chance to players like Bellanova and Buongiorno even though they had a brilliant season, didn't call up guys like Orsolini and had rough consequences since no one truly replaced him, fielded some players even after they had generational stinkers, and gave retarded rules to the players who made him hated by everyone. Not fully his fault at all, but his stint was horrid, even with all the injuries and the "bad" players. The whole FIGC should resign honestly.
kwabsuck shit
>he's back at itWhen one schizo leaves, the other joins, but this one actually has a reason to seethe
>>142267128>and gave retarded rules to the players who made him hated by everyone.Nuuuuuuuuuuu I need to play my GoyStation and check muh instagram or I can't score against switzerland
>>142267205Lippi and Mancini didn't ask for shit like that and they won something, if Spalletti wanted to make these rules credibles he should have won more than a match with them kek
Canadian flag or belgian flag: who's the worse poster?
>>142266926>I thought Spalleti was pretty good no?never was
>>142267312Of those two? It has to be Rahul the u17 obsessive
>>142267312I'm only human after all
>>142267312don't bully vtuber belgio
I kind of love bloccoposting bros
>>142267255>if Spalletti wanted to make these rules credibles he should have won more than a match with themTrue. A dogmatic selector who imposes more disclaimers than core values never works with an ambitious national team (look at Capello with England), the average football player is a spoilt dickhead who talks to his agent every other day to complain about this and that; imagine what they can get up to when there's a fake ascetic guru with a thousand complexes speaking nothing but gibberish
Mango leaks are up
>>142267482There are not many managers who can handle big egos, and Spalletti just failed to do it with the NT, making everyone mad and failing at his task in the end. He should have just taken it easy and focused on the team chemistry instead, everyone looked lost on the pitch during most of these matches, the best outcome could be him learning from his mistakes, so let's hope for that I guess.
>the guy behind RadioGenoa is a cambodian dude living in RomeMy fucking sides I'm howling
reminder that diversity is the lifeblood of the nazionale
>>142267624nigga wtf
>>142267706how to manage an NT 101>single out the best 4 or 5 players>possibly at least one per role and with some leadership skills>ask them which system they would prefer to use>ask if there are players they want to veto>call up the other 20 accordinglyit's THAT simple and Spalletti managed to do the exact opposite
Gio posted feet in her stories
I'm kurping Verratti who decided to bail and move to a Qatari club
>Leander Dendoncker, Hamed Junior Traore and Pierluigi Gollini have left Napoli to return to their respective clubs. Napoli have not exercised their buy option for any of them.Hamed Traore...I can fix him...I still rate him...
Spalletti has thrown so much blame on the players in these Europeans that even World Cup qualification could be heavily compromised (the latest one he has admitted of, some players who backed down to take penalties against Switzerland).The harmony of the group of players is unlikely to be restored in time for the first official matches, and tractorman hardly seems the type of manager willing to admit mistakes face-to-face instead of in front of the camera.
>>142268726The problem is deep-rooted, same issue as for Jj until the big drama of last year came. Corona seemed willing to stir shit up earlier in the year but nothing big really came out of it for the higher-ups, someone needs to fuck over Gravina and the dudes around him or nothing will be done in a long time. It clearly won't be resolved by a resignation.
>>142268726and this is a good thing, a new 11 is needed
>>142268883Blaming the tools when you have hardly any alternative at hand? Sure, we didn't need to qualify to the 2026WC anyway
Siete la vergogna del giornalismo italiano. Sono 4 partite che fanno ridere al cazzo e ve ne uscite con disastro mancini ?? Vergognatevi giornale di merda. Siete bravi ad esaltare solo chi indossa una certa maglia nera azzurra merde. Hanno fatto schifo tutti abbiate il coraggio
More teams qualify for the 2026 World Cup than there will be Italian teams playing in europe next season, let that sink in
So how did it go?
>>142269102many hairlines have receded since then
July 1st. Too much Gioposting has ruined my body. I have to get organized.
I don't get the people flaming Retegui, dude may have not been brilliant but he's been hundreds of times better than Scamacca, who absolutely ghosted for the whole tournament. The whole "muh but he doesn't speak Italian" thing is an ever dumber argument that I saw, he isn't the one who called himself up to the NT, it's not his fault if he hasn't gotten the chance to learn the language (and people don't even give a fuck about like Yikdiz not speaking Turkish anyway, how's that a problem).
>>142269886she feetposted apparently
>>142269102Sfinteristi
>>1422699287 goals in Serie A is Moise Kean/Simone Zaza level numbers and he doesn’t offer much as a #9 aside from (not) scoring. Scammy seems to at least have some talent but I feel like a lot of his failure with the nt is down to a lack of proper utilization, vs Spain he was almost exclusively trying to stretch the back line when he’s not that one dimensional of a player and the team would have benefited from him occasionally dropping deeper.
>>142270231I'm not here to say the contrary, but he's been very far from being the worst player in the NT, and putting the blame on him is more than rough considering that he just isn't ready for that level. He always tried to do his work despite the awful performances all around on the pitch when he was on, if anything it should bring more shame to Scamacca and Raspadori who were both supposed to be much better than him and ended up hardly being better than him at all.
>>142270231>>142270492Maybe I just miss it, but isn't it strange how a treetrunk of a striker like Scamacca *doesn't* try to bump into the centrebacks defending against him? To annoy them, step on their toes, pinch their sides and ask them what day of the week it is.He has much better technique than someone like Weghorst or even Fullkrug, but they both use what their parents gave them. Use your physique, be a battering ram, put a shift in even if you have limited minutes.All in all, why does Scamacca try to play like he's Raspadori? Surely the season hasn't been that tiring for him, he should have the energy to do that at least for 60 minutes per game
>>142270690I barely understood what Scamacca tried to do at all, the tactics didn't seem to include him.
Scamacca would have scored if he had had non-abomination wingers such as Gnonto to assist him
Bonaventura and Spinazzola are both free agents now
https://youtube.com/shorts/RKYCFYH57zw?si=zEN9-uAigrXxEZFyIf I speak
>If Lamine Yamal was Italian he’d be in Serie C on loan seeing 10 minutes off the bench
>>142271821He would def be in some rosa, the loans come at 18-20
Kek if yamal played in serie ass he would score 40 goals by december by simply dribbling the fat fucks/old fucks centerbacks in literally every team
>>142271947His legs would definitely be broken by one of those defenders like 2 weeks in
>>142272038They said the same about Neymar and he was dabbing on defenses in Barcelona
another masterclass by Santi Duccio!
>>142271947yes in the primavera, because no coach would let him play in the Serie Azz before the age of 23
what's blud got against the Panda
Good morning /seriea/
>>142277498is this a non-fat woman... in my /seriea/? how bizarre, how bizarre
can’t believe the euros are over already today
can't believe i don't have a slampig in my kitchen eating my pan di stelle already today
>pan di stelleIs this a euphemism for an asshole?
>>142278392chuds will SEETHE so fucking much lmaooooo
>>142278392blud thinks he's in Raya Lucaria
>>142278392Is he gonna tell them who to buy or something
I for one pledge loyalty to the Great Council of CALCIO
>>142278392kek
>>142278392no bbilan or riomma in the round table
>>142278392This pic, with the World Cup as the star and faces swapped
>>142278574algorithms can't be on a zoom call duh
>>142278392
I was thinking in the fellowship of calcio edit
What the...
>>142278598>Only Inzaghi is leftHe had a plan...
kiesuccio at riomma would really be a finaccia, i feel for the guy
>>142278595>"You have my phonecalls">"And my bangsbonium">"And my plusvalenze">"And my unlimited reserve of mitteleuropean players"
>>142271821if lamine yamal was italian he would have a fraction of his technical skills because growing up he would have only been taught about tactics and told not to dribble and to make short passes
Colpo Gobbo to Romeo Agresti's ilBiancoNero is up
>>142278392>I'm putting together a teamreminder that baggio already found a way to save calcio, 7 years ago and was ignoredhttps://www.quotidiano.net/sport/calcio/roberto-baggio-figc-24780e5f
Did he find a way to keep his family and his patrimonio safe doe?
>Sanction of Antitrust from over 4 million euros to FIGC: the Federation has abused its dominant position in the market for the organization of youth football competitions
>>142260458caucasian never meant north european, not even at a popular or historical level. >>142260517south european means nothing when it comes to “italy”. people from valle d’aosta have nothing to do with those for neaples either genetically and anthropologically. >>142266390not only a shit player, also a backstabbing piece of shit. sballett deserves it btw, not just for being a shit coach but also for being a bootlicker.
>>142278924perma benched by cauliflower if duciano means business
Ivan Zarbonzaroni and Sandro Sabadoria
>>142266390>Curpa del cittì if I sucked dicks Sounds like a paraculo
>>142278964not just for that thing, but for technical reasons above all. cauli and scamvini are 1000 better cbs than him. still, i dont think sballet can actually decide anything
>>142278392The Four Horseman of the Calciopocalypse
>>142279002eh i actually think this humiliation could be beneficial, he'll probably get rid of a lot of dead weight
how can you trust a man that can't brush his teeth
>>142278924>people from valle d’aosta have nothing to do with those for neaples either genetically and anthropologically.Retards like you are spiritually, culturally, mentally and anthropologically indian/paki, you are literally pic related
>>142279037i wouldn’t be so optimistic, when n. macedonia kicked this team out nobody but poor immobile and berardi had been purged. bastoni and barella are still there. mancini as well. so.
>>142279072What's your IQ?
the only white people in Italy are the Germanics that sacked the brown empire and then made the browns their slaves
>>142279093it’s abysmal anon, don’t bother with him.
>>142278392What does this mean exactly? Are blocco wars canon now?
>>142278392I hope that Jun To Li pulls out immediately leaving the pseuds to wallow in shit and piss like they deserve
>>142279078Thing is sticks and stretcher are good players, but especially the first one needs to be humbled, other players are definitely dead weight doe
I accidentally spelled Reggina backwards
>>142279144tried and true of italian politics methodyou throw your hands in the air saying you don't know how to solve the problem, call a group of "experts" to create a commitee to show you're doing something and nothing ever changesin this case it's actually mind numbing how stupid this is because clubs have mostly opposite incentives to the ones of the NT\federation
>>142278703He's a big guy
>>142279183Wasn't the fine for zingaroposting enough anon, you have to be more careful fra
>>142279183Wtf how did I never realize that>>142279185Zazabros...
It's up, and it will be worn in the Champions League (unlike the Roma kit which will remain something for thursday nights)
>>142279180there are better players than them in their roles. they can be useful as backups.
>>142279220Who's better than barella in italy rn?
>>142279229tonali, fagioli, locatelli, ricci, casadei, prati, and probably *even* colpani
Which one was better?
>>142279262Gio's
>>142279262
you need to club them, with a gnarled branch, until she fears for her life every waking moment
>>142279261unprecedented levels of copium
>>142279261Bruv
>>142279285there is a reason why barlel always, always played like shit in the nt. not a champion and not even a strong player.
>no barella bardella face swap edit
>>142279451-582 millions to Juventus
Barella is fine as a player to have in your squad, but he's not a leader to take the rest of the team on dragrope
>>142279451>Illing Jr at 14mil and Barrenechea at 8milDoesn't seem like the worst deal for Villa either eh
>>142279464that is 100% true, Lautaro becoming captain was not the original marmot plan. he's too nervous. he's still one of our best midfielders and denying it is doing a big disservice to algorithm-based clubs
>>142278733Here's another idea: don't kick your penalty sky-high in a world cup final shootout
>>142279465illingz’s actual value is 1m, barrenechea’s would be something like 10 but i dont think a small club (his level right now) would buy him instead of taking him on loan. for me it’s 22m entirely gifted from monchi.
>illingz’s actual value is 1mBlud is still living in 2002
18:00 Shitalian timeTikus mogs lakaka and Biasin writes a papirozzo about it
Trvthnvke: barella being compared to kroos and modric is actually completely accurate because all 3 are talentless sidepass systembabbys
>>142279548Illing is young, quick, and English, which by itself makes him more valuable in the PL. If I remember well, even Tottenham wanted him at some point. You can not rate him, but he is most definitely worth the money.
>>142279458>No elly schlein tonali face swap edit
I understand furlanus not being in the Savi Di Sion group, but why didn't they invite de laurentiis or lotito?
>>142279655They belong to a different political area than Gravina's (not to mention that De Laurentiis recently endorsed the Super League while shitting on Serie A, Lega Calcio and FIGC multiple times even while winning the scudetto)
>Come on anon don’t be shyyyy!>Show us your fanta team hahahahahahaha good boyy
The trve solution to the "muh inter players playing in wrong positions" problem would actually be to field other players instead of the systembabby inter ones, not to completely change spalletti's playstyle to accomodate bastoni who just HAS to be muh braccetto sinistro (bastoni -> buongiorno, dimarco -> udogie or bellanova, darmian -> cambiaso, frattesi ->folorunsho, and if even barella doesn't feel comfy playing 3 meters out of position, -> tonali/pellegrini)
> un, due, tre, quattro, cinque, sei, sì, li sto contando
This fanta team thing sucks, I always forget to do the subs and the predictions, and even when I do them it's just random shit
>>142279713Well girls, I think I fugged up having to rely on both the French attack and Belgian defence xx
>forgets to sub kane and Bellingham Couldn't be me
>>142279819I had WIlliams on the bench...
>>142279817The most retarded choice here by far is [REDACTED] in attack. Even dimarcus is a smarter pick
>>142279770Anglo fanta is too soulless for me, i understand that there are no better systems for international tournaments were teams get progressively eliminated but I can't fathom doing it for an entire EPL season. Where do you find the concentration to keep up with it if you don't develop a parasocial relationship with the shitters you bought at the asta in september?
>>142279976Check the bench and how many points Vanmark got schizo
he has grown up since birmingham, my boy. only thing is, why has he become always so angry and smug. he was the opposite of that.
>>142279817What a squadrone
>>142280018I had to go with Pingpong, he's the glue that binds us <3
>>142280056
>>142280113Is this a new scorsese de Niro film?
"Je partira pas" Si, si, tu partiras Et plus tôt que tu crois On t'a assez donné Maintenant tu peux te casser Bon débarras et ne reviens pas
>>142280713'orella
>>142280592You went to France?
https://x.com/saintbenzito/status/1807407398476272031Literally me
>>142280783France? France is no longer France. I wouldn't go to France.
It's crazy that Jj needs to write whole paragraphs to explain all the details of the sales of Barrenechea and Illingz, the FIGC is on >our ass and I'm pretty sure of it
Also the pre-season schedule is out
>>142280948>vs Nurenberg at adidas headquartersnice>vs Brest at pescara???>vs next gen/u19classic>vs atletico in swedenit will probably be cancelled last minutecomfy set of friendlies but i cant deny playing against real madrid at the rose bowl last summer was SOVL
>>142280948finally a proper pre-season, with the players training like actual athletes instead of clowning around in the usa for peanuts
>>142281021The USA tour was also planned for this year but it got scrapped and I feel like it's for the best, and surprisingly enough there's two CL teams in these opponents. Excited to see how Motta will start with the team.
>>142281062didnt realize Brest ended 3rd in ligue1, then it's definitely a worthy opponent.i agree with you tho it's way better for the team to stay in europe to prepare the season with no hurry especially since we have a new coach
>Tra i motivi più importanti della "spaccatura" tra spogliatoio e ct ci sarebbe la convocazione dello juventino Fagioli: la mossa di Spalletti non è piaciuta alla squadrat. a gloating repubblica piece of news, usually not reliable tabloid but when it comes to that inter-pd undergrowth very much so. and yeah, blocco inter for you
>>142279037the biggest dead weights are above him
Literally owned by Exor btw
>>142281176We can't stop winning LocatelliGODS
From today Rabiot is officially a free agent
>Le Normiend to Atleti for 30mt. Le Romand
>Aggiornamento: la Juventus valuta la cessione di Locatelli solo per una cifra superiore ai 30 milioni, altrimenti non c’è interesse nel cedere il giocatore, che vuole rimanere alla Juve. McKennie gradisce la destinazion Fenerbache, che è anche interessata a Kostic. Per l’americano si tratta su una cifra tra i 20 e i 25 milioni di euro.Absolutely dogshit source, but McKennie seems to love kebab and money so I wouldn't be surprised
>Vlahovic to leave on a free in a couple of daysAbsolutely dogshit source, but it would be a very interesting move as it frees up budget given his wage
Can't even shitpost with Mecca tweets in peace
>'26 contract>dude he's leaving for free
>>142282408>>142282418
>>142282418wait wtf his contract is ending in 2026?if he doesnt renew this summer we are risking a lot but again at what figures? i dont think they are willing to pay him more than 7m/y it's difficult
>>142281176Euro 2024 was an inside job
>friendly in PescaraWTF that's closeI'll be livestreaming it
AS Roma is delighted to confirm the signing of Buba Sangaré from Levante on a permanent deal.Sangaré, 16, is a right-back who was born in Elche, Spain.The young defender has already made appearances in La Liga and Copa del Rey with Levante, as well as representing Spain at the European Under-17 Championship.Welcome to Roma, Buba!
Haha Booba
>>142283001>friendly in PescaraThiago going home
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Gravina wants to prepare for the elections and not give her opponents time to do the same.>An elective assembly will be convened on 04/11/2024 and it already has the support of referees and leaders of the lower divisions… t. GODscitiello
>>142283061whos that supposed to be?
juan mussoleeni (netflix)
>>142283250George Weah at the Allianz Stadium
>>142283250biggus niggus
>>142283327Lilian Thuram watching his favourite son*
>>142283129>scheduling FIGC elections this earlyyep, the old fart is shitting bricks alreadyconsider the qualification to the 2026 world cup already failed
if i ever catch Gravina in Sulmona i'm shanking him in Palword
What's a Palworld? I can't find it on the Official PlayStation™ Store
Maignan - Koundé, Upamecano, Saliba, Hernandez - Kanté, Tchouaméni, Rabiot - Griezmann, Thuram, Mbappé
>>142282643He’s leaving this summer for the bare minimum to not make a minusvalenza
Honestly, Italy needs a poacher like Inzaghi nowadays, I never understood why modern managers want strikers who can do tons of other stuff
>milf dressed like it's the 2000's and she's about to go to the warped tour h-hot
Vitess-ACK
>Barca twink OFFICIAL >Tchaouna OFFICIAL >Bordon REDEEMED 3 good purchases and for cheap >Viking rapist back in Lazio's sights I guess it'll be a choice between the viking and english rapist then >Floriani likely to leave a loan with right to redeem of course letting a RB leave who has steadily been growing, IDIOTS
>>142283729Stengs news? He is training like normal right now
Just unfollowed Ilingz and Barren on Instagram
>>142283764Apparently your lot want Isaksen and but Lazio dont want to include him in the swap so for now the deal is dead. I haven't seen anything new about stengs in a few days now desu
>>142283822Yeah, no new on this end either, but the media south of the river rhine usually is a bit more schizophrenic so I thought I'd ask if they maybe had dug something up
Players who only play if they are put on the "rails" and who don't know which way to turn as soon as they leave their comfort zone are not strong. We need to be clear on this. The Inter-National team with the Nerazzurri block was just an illusion on the eve of the match. A bluff.
>>142283061Was Hannibal a geriatric during his campaigns? Does any archeologist in this thread want to chime in?
With Gravina:>No stadium built>National laughing stock several times>Most important club destroyed without evidence and without trials, for things that others do more and worse>Bankrupt and foreclosed brands protected>Sports justice at the pizza chef>Italy sold to Ceferin and Marotta>Slaps everywhere in Europe>TV subscriptions halved>Ad hoc rules to save Inter and Napoli>Italian football disappeared from the world>Women's movement destroyed>Youth movement aborted>VAR kneeling>Marotta League go-go>No reform>Euros obtained only because they were paired with Turkey (which instead of new stadiums will have built about fifteen in recent years)
>Briatore: “Spalletti arrogant, Allegri would be the best as a coach. I spoke to him during the match against Svizzera, he told me that we have to play without trying to imitate the game of other national teams."
>>142284009Only one man can save Italy, and it is him.
>>142284009(((They))) won't let a man with that DNA into that position
>>142284009Reminder that briatore is always right
>>142283020Show me dem Bubas beetch
>>142284009gravina, marmota and le epic blocco inter will never let this dormant monster seize the power and bring la quinta home……unless….
The blocco did block us from winning alright
>>142283686>Negroid descendant of slaves from French Caribbean>Negroid/French mix>Negroid straight from darkest Africa>Half goat molester, half negro>Spaniard>Honorary Aryan antivax chud>Spear throwing tirailleur from the Congo basin>French>Alsace German mix with Ibero-Celto Portuguese>Negroid born in ITALY>Half sand person, half jungle dweller
>tfw we have an Interblok too...It's over tomorrow
>>142258526Look up "naked yoga"It's so fucked
>>142281176"Gnooooooo we don't like beans, we will now proceed to get pounded by mountain germans"
>>142280869Mo he existed and all photos of him weren't AI generated
Tikus WILL finally score 2day
FRANCIA (4-3-1-2): Maignan; Koundé, Saliba, Upamecano, Theo Hernandez; Kanté, Tchouameni, Rabiot; Griezmann; Mbappé, Thuram. Ct: Didier Deschamps.BELGIO (4-3-3): Casteels; Castagne, Faes, Vertonghen, Theate; Openda, Onana, Doku; De Bruyne; Lukaku, Carrasco. Ct: Domenico Tedesco.
>>142284744>BELGIO (4-3-3): Casteels; Castagne, Faes, Vertonghen, Theate; Openda, Onana, Doku; De Bruyne; Lukaku, Carrasco. Ct: Domenico Tedesco.C A L C I O
Onana what's my name
>>142284744Mo si prega
Theate :3
>>142284744>Openda, Onana, Doku; De Bruyne; Lukaku, Carrasco.wait what442 lol?
>>142284813Surely Openda is the striker and Carrasco plays on the wing
>>142284744I believe
>>142284813>>142284840Forgot pic, it's 1-4-4-2 diamond time
>4-3-1-2Technical abomination
>>142284888griezmann broken foot can't score even to save his life
>>142284928MMMbop too
>>142284928>>142284948Trvthnvkes, TIKVS will carry
Belgio will pass the turn
>>142284888it's just a 4 4 fucking 2 lmaodeschamps is just soufgate with worse teeth
>>142285161Who plays RM then chud, stick to football manager if you know what's good for you
Penals? Penals.
>After winning the game against Italy the Swiss team was surprised with Doner Kebab at the Hotel. "All the players were happy. We prefer a good Kebab over a Pizza," said Swiss Captain Xhaka. "Some players even had two."Embolo for sure had two
Had a snack before din dins and now feel full up
The snack? Deep fried snickers bar
>>142285540I can tell you right now I have NEVER had any deep fried confectionary. It's an urban myth that we eat it and it's mainly a thing for people stupid enough to come to Glasgow as tourists/students.
>>142283729Munoz will probably play in the primavera
>Daniel van Buyten is walloon and not flemmishWhat the actual fuck
>Glasgow tourists/students
To this day i still don't understand the difference between different flavours of bog people
>>142285540the pavel nedved of snacks
>>142285611If you get to bully us with the unfounded claim that Dutch people have a propensity for balding then we get to bully you for deep frying anything you can get your hands on>>142285760Alcoholic and loved by suspiciously young women?
All this food I can't eat
the goat snack
>>142279093I only took an online test once and it was 145, I know it's not supposed to count but why would I bother having it seriously tested?
>when your Belgian friend invites you over to eat chips but puts belgian mayonaise on the table
>>142279093>no argumentsthe other anon won to be honest
I would prefer bread with schoggi sprinkles more than deep fried sweets
Booing anthems is anglo french behaviour
>>142286175It's no coincidence that that ape-like behavious comes from nations that lets their negrus keep their african names
nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask
Based ref
>On 14th June 1911, the train ‘Zanetti’ with three cars left Rome carrying 106 passengers. The train disappeared after entering a tunnel at Lombard; out of 106 passengers only two were rescued. They jumped out of the train at the last moment. They were severely injured and suffered from a psychiatric disorder caused by strong stress but back to the normal stage afterwards. They held that while the train entered into the tunnel of Lombard their co-passengers started to behave rudely, they shouted and became panicked and the train was covered with milk-white mist gradually becoming more viscous. No one could find the train anywhere. The tunnel was examined several times. There were no trains, passengers and even traces of soot on the walls.The reason for the train disappearing is still a puzzle. It was said that the train was stuck in the time loop. It was seen in many countries such as Russia, India, Germany, Italy and Romania.>Appearance 1: In Italy, a scripture which was written by a saint nearly 400 years ago found a large dark tube-like shape which was made up of steel and many people were found in the train. The people were very strange and the dresses worn by them didn’t belong to that period. The saints were panicking and they ran out. Afterwards, the train disappeared.Appearance 2: In 1845, 104 Italians showed up in Mexico; they said that they were from Rome! The things and clothes didn’t correspond to that time. One of them has a tobacco box with the marked year 1907. The Mexicans thought they were mad and put into a psychiatric hospital.>Appearance 3: In Russia, many people saw the same train go by non-existent rails and hit chickens.Appearance 4: On 29th October 1955 at Poltava railway station, Pune, the same train was found and it crossed over the railway station and one person at that station jumped into the train in front of several witnesses and he was also missed!>The reason for the disappearance of the train is still mysterious.
EPL moment
Didn't know teal was one of AS Riomma's social colors
>Morata to Al-Qadsiah
>>142287091Forza Rozio
>>142287091Kek
Donnarumma is the only player in the NT who actually deserves his place, it's almost sad that he had such a shit defence to back him up
Almost magnan duck
>>142287280I would keep calafiori and maybe zaccagni
so its the clattenburg show, standard narcissism
Gud refereeing
>>142287453Calafiori definitely deserves it, and some could have a chance, but the behavior needs to change (it's not like everyone can be replaced anyway).
The difference between Adrien Rabiot and Khephren Thuram The direct comparison: https://www.ilbianconero.com/a/juventus-calciomercato-khephren-thuram-adrien-rabiot-confronto-analisi-41591
Another shite game
nightmare blunt rotation
I say slurp with a meme goal
>>142287739la gazzetta (not reliable ok but still) says they are still bargaining on some 5 million euros over a price tag of 20m. i will never understand this, if thuram is the player you have chosen among others based on your economical possibilities, just pay the fucking price instead of begging for months like a smelly neapolitan at a fruit stand
>ad on television that literally says "they may have trophies, but we have beer"This country is cooked, my hopes are low
>>142288276zitta merdaccia umana e lascia lavorare Giuntoli
>>142288747wtf they have tvs in brussels?
>>142288747>that Doku doing the griddy ad for INGCooked indeed>>142288276Eh, especially as a publicly traded company you always have to do your best to get the best deal. And if you drive a hard bargain for 10 deals in a year maybe you'll end with ~30m more per year
>>142289014I'm in the wealthier part of the capital instead of the shitholes like Laaken or Molenbeek, don't break my balls
>Del Piero's son and Trezeguet's son hanging out togetherKinda wholesome
life responsibilities or watch footy all fucking day…a conundrum that has stumped many of history’s greatest men
>>142289247Why is Del Piero's son black
>2:0>only +2 minutes of added timeKWABAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
He's back kek, I wonder how his day at the factory went
>>142287280hhahhahahaahhahaHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>142289247They look like their fathers but faggier
>>142289324>>142289375based king, show em
>>142289352>"Hahaha you're shit"He's not wrong but doesn't he realize that this makes his beloved copper-stealing mummies even worse in comparison?
>>142289388That's a good way to put it
>>142289352looka he seetha ata itallia mamma mia must be a poora factory workeramore than half of italy is poor and living in shit and thats why you clean north european basements, cope and seethe
>>142289324>>142289375
>>142289415nigga you got a DRAW barely in the last minute thanks to unregular referee decisionwe wouldn't lose to swisswe ain't the same
>>142289451Every instance of croat posting is going to increase the added time by 2 minutes
Me? I am getting poisoned with a Vulcano zampirone
>we wouldn't lose to swissi guess we'll never know kek
>>142289543You're right, you wouldn't lose to the swiss because ou got grouped lmao
>we wouldn't lose to swiss>drew against AlbaniaLiving in that shithole really damages the mind of its citizens
>>142289546+1 goal against shitaly in the final imagine losing with 4 goals while not scoring ANYcouldn't be us
>>142289543>we ain't the samenow this we agree
>>142289697You should know what losing to Spain is since you lost against them in the Nations League final kek
>>142289697+2
>>142289655and what does that say about shitaly? imagine in your history not beating a team that couldn't beat albania. and celebrating draws against the same country embarrassing really
>>142289697>couldn't be usSpoken like a true trophylet
*mindbreaks all gypsies forever*
>>142289816>we're so shit that not winning against us is a shameI guess that you are right in some kind of way
Onana falls into that same category as Reijnders where he plays like he really wants people to make comps of him
>>142289906>win 1:1 to stop the never winning streak against croatiamamma mia
>>142290004>>142290004>>142290004>>142290004>>142290004
