Australian Football thread
>>142268167Bane have awoken
Up and at' em
Sugar Daddy Dating is literally just escorts and babes but the girls are less run through. It does make you realise most women are whores tho.
>>142268409I'd assume it's also a lot more expensive than actual whores
morning lads. espresso and croissant, perfect start to the day.
>>142268443I'm good at haggling. The idea is small amounts over regular meetups.Let's say you fuck a 19 year old student once a week and give her an "allowance" of $500. Thats basically a 26k a year side hustle for her that can fund a big overseas trip. You can cut her off whenever you've had your fill though.
>liking gayfllol, lmao even
>>142268589Out of jail cartcunt?
>>142268619please watch our sport
>GEELONG has confirmed a new five-year deal for in-demand free agent Tyson Stengle, committing him to the Cats until the end of the 2029 season.bit surprised Scoops didn't get to this story first
depressed lads
there is no stopping patrick cripps this season from winning the brownlow
good morning fellasconsuming 0 (zero) footy media this week
>>142269107we all are. act accordingly.
>>142268685
Gold Cunts are actually going to shit their way into finals. They can't be beaten at home and only need 1 or 2 away wins to make it a sure thing. They have North this week in Melbourne.
Had a dream last night than Ken Hinkley got really drunk during yesterday's game because he thought it would be his last and was rambling in his interview, stumbling around. Quit funny, made me wonder if he has a future in the media, like if Rodney Eade can do a podcast, anyone can.
>>142269325mfw eagles fans yesterday were getting so rattled by the hawks black players, they were calling for an Australian version of the kkk etc... meanwhile picrel was one of the best players in their history.
>>142269295same here fren. time to reflect, learn and move on.
the final eight has been set
>>142269427mi-yeo?
>>142269434wew that was a bad performance
>>142269443Essendon and Port will slide out to make room for Suns and the DogsAct like you know it.
Genuinely feel sorry for the Giants. They were robbed in 2016, they were robbed in 2023 and now, when it seemed all the stars were finally aligning, Sam Taylor's nuts explode and Greene is over the hill. RIP
>>142269460it certainly wasn't one of our best. but it was mcdonald's pants-on-head slice on after the siren that makes me shake my damn head.meanwhile iggies, what happened ?
>>142269563i think kelly and reid both coming off a 3-4 week breaks meant they weren't up to the speed of the gamereid got into it in the second half but kelly was super rusty
>>142269500nah fuck them
deadass losing to freo at home was cap ong ya'll needn't remind me this week yeah
as a Carlton fan no other team scares me at the moment, we're simply unstoppable right now.
>>142270264saw this on /tv/ this morninglove physical comedy
>>142270360king is a spastic, they were predicted to be bottom 4 last year and overachieved thanks to momentum and a new coachwho of their players has improved on last year? hogan? their backline is missing taylor and himmelberg is an absolute liability, their forwards aside from hogan (and maybe riccardi) are dogshit (smalls/greene are so out of form) and their mids are all older and injuredplus briggs has regressed so farother teams have gone past them, it happens
Perth beat Sydney
so what good teams have essendon beaten this year?
>>142269472Essendon will sneak into the 8 as they have an easy draw but they will lose an elimination final and then slide next season kek.Port will miss finals.
>>142270635hawks
>>142270635Well they drew with Collingwood And they beat West coast in Perth. The toughest road trip in footy!
you can only beat the teams put infront of youweird "gotcha" post
>>142270766>lost to Norf at homenice try iggles but the Suns this season is the hardest trip in footy by far
>>142270635Bulldogs, comfortably
according to foxfooty, essendon have the hardest run homeso many players are out of form or just badwhy would you play draper, goldbergsteinwitz and wright in the same game in the wet? bafflingwhy drop setterfield? why move merrett out of the midfield for a l spud ike perkins? why play ridley as kpd2 and laverde as the third tall? why play menzie at all?
not reading thatfourth on the ladder idc
Dons will win their next 4 in a row comfortably and secure a finals spot with ease.
yfw Bevo's Footscray boys finish above the dosn this season
>>142271084LWWWLWLL
mfw catters
>>142270264I look like this and do things like this
>>142271084pretty much 7 home games out of 8 should be easy to win at least half of these
has simpson been sacked yet?
>>142270360>would the most disappointingnice typo foxjeets
Good morning guys, hope you're team won on the weekend and that you all have a great day
Can women truly comprehend how sad and unfufilled most modern men are?
nearly 9am in perth I EXPECT an announcement of an emergency press conference at lathlain park to take place in a couple hours timeand at that press conference adam simpson will tending his resignation with immediate effect
>>142271674I expect they are also sad and unfulfillednot to the extent of men but I think many, many people are depressed
literally only two good match ups in round 17pies vs donscats vs hawksafl needs to get their act together
>two games saturday 1:45>two games saturday nightWHERE IS THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL?fucking afl fuckheads
>>142271811wagies were starting to get comfy so they removed thursday night footy
>>142271720i think pike will have a meeting with simmo and be like "wtf was that?" and simmo will go to some of the senior players "wtf was that?" but externally pike and simmo will put on a united front saying "everything is fine we are a young developing team we are working on our consistency" in reality whatever simmo was trying to implement was completely picked apart by mitchell and he was comprehensively outcoached and couldn't motivate the players to put in any amount of effort bunch of witches hats
macrae and mitchell are the only good current coaches; scott and fagan are the next best
>>142272010Which Scott?
>>142272091The one that won this weekend, idiot.
>>142270635What good teams are there?
>>142272010i'm starting to think simmo just used clarko's old game plan then when that got thoroughly picked apart in 2021-3 he switched to hardwick's and now i dunno what he's doing
>>142272277this, there are literally no good teams
>>142271084The humble LWWWLLLL
>>142270463>king is a spasticI will find you mate and deal with you, I promise you that and by deal with I mean fucking tear to shreds iykwim
>>142272277>>142272324Sydney, Freo, Carlton, Geelong and Footscray you utter dumbcunt spastics.
>>142271084WWWWWWLW
>>142272351fold coast literally have not won away from home>>142272372bell st. maccas in 15 you troglodytethe one in preston
>>142272387They've beaten one good team according to that.How many good teams have Footscray beaten?
footscray is the vfl team m8
This is my first time with a job at tax time, what am I supposed to do?
>>142272010>mitchell>goodmy dear plebocrat
>>142272387freo and geelong have only beaten two "good teams", and in both cases they've also lost to one of those teams they beatfact is that no one except sydney or carlton has a decent record this year
if we dump simmo who is available to coach?
>>142272696Freo are OBJECTIVELLY better than Carlton, idiot.
Not McFeeling it today
>>142272725pikey is gunna do it himself and bring back the power stance
>>142272660I wouldn't worry about it mate
dockies customers have one good game and immediately switch into flagmantle mode kek
>>142272438I’m here mate
>>142272801>forgetting the Melbourne game>forgetting the Collingwood game>forgetting the CarltonThey've LITERALLY been competitive all year.
>>142272660link up your mygov account with the ATO and do it all onlineit's pretty simple even with expense reportsif you're running a business or have a lot of expense reports or some shit it could be worth going to an H&R block or something but I would just do it online otherwise
eagles fans cannot handle a successful fred
>>142272777wouldn't mind one of these tbqh
>>142272887What if I don't have any of my payslips?
>>142272918where do you work?
>>142272865their form has been sketchy all year
>>142272918ask your employer, or maybe use any bank recordsI'm not 100% sure, sorry
fred fans cannot handle a successful fred
>>142273060TRUTHNUKE
tnuke
>>142272918If you have an on the books job your employer is required to provide you with a payment summary which has total payments for the year. Does your employer have your TFN? Do you have any work related expenses to claim? As the other anon said, use the ATO site and you'll be done in 5 minutes.
i hate india and indians so much
>>142273279Bit racist lad
paying tax is a mugs game
>>142273291oh wellits my opinion based on my experience and observations on this green earth
Best footy podcasts? Would love to fuck Marnie Vinall in the arse
strictly a dwaynes world live SEN generalpodcasts are for females
reading the comments on cfmeu facebook posts and they are all shitting on them kek
>>142274569>>142274679jej
>>142273060not me i can
dunno what to get for lunch
The last time Essendon won a final Jennifer Hawkins was currently Miss UniverseLet that sink in
>>142275189Fk JHawk was hotI recorded her skirt falling off back in ‘04
>>142272887>>142272918this guy is that bloke who claimed not to have >birth cert>bank acciuts>mygov>medicare. he's fishing for (You)'s
>>142275189Random but I’ll allow it
>>142275208>>142275189BESTWARDROBE MALFUNCTIONEVER
>>142272660it doesn't matter what you do. everything is just luck.
djs don't do anything they're not talented at alljust hack cunts
>>142275403no shit it's producers that are the real talented ones
yeah i much prefer myer iykwim haha
>>142275189
>>142275403beat matching used to be a thing
god damn I fucking hate school teachers absolute whinging RATS
pastrami, comte, sauerkraut and mustard on olive baguette. what's for lunch alf?
>>142275480popped into prahan markets yesterday and thought of your sammich.
>>142275480looks like shit
>>142275511Have you had a toastie from maker & monger? Fucking elite
>>142275560DonsNorfDogsHawksGiantsFredDeesSwansBane
>>142275580is that the name of the shop? ok, I'll hit them up next time. was just going to the aldi next door after watching some ufc and footy at bridie o'reillys.
>>142275560Collingwood MagpiesGold Coast SunsWestern BulldogsGeelong CatsCarlton bluesFremantle DockersMelbourne DemonsSydney SwansBrisbane lions
>>142275599Yep that's the one. There's also American Doughnut Kitchen opening there soon and they are the best hot jam doughnuts.
>>142275480your mums mangy wog cunt
>getting triggered by a sandwich
felt a fart coming on but decided to hold it in, since i lost that bet this time last week
>>142275652I saw some faggy artisanal bespoke donut shop on the commercial rd side of the markets. there were asian girls taking pics of the window display.also, are their jammy's better than Queen Vic ones?also, I think the cunts who sperg out about blue plates and food pics and discussing food are just contrarians for the sake of being contrary. it's no less offensive than sadsackposting, herposting, gayposting and christcuckposting. in fact, it's food. everyone eats it.
>>142275725Not the outside shop you saw, it is the same people as the Queen Vic market. The shop is inside the market, in the courtyard area. Foodposting is alf tradition and I'm never stopping.
might start a yt channel. any video ideas?
>>142275768afl information, trade rumours and results
>>142275768yeah i got one
>>142275763ah good. i'll try it then.>Foodposting is alf tradition and I'm never stopping.same.
faaaark now I'm craving a bratwurst from the queen vic markets
should i post a pic of my weetbix every morning? would you guys be interested in seeing that?
>>142275879yes mate. it's an imageboard after all. please serve it in one of these though.
>>142275879i wouldn't have a bitchy sook about it
do you put brown or white sugar in your weetbix alf?
>>142275892ill serve it any which way i want ya smelly dog
>>142275913meth mostly
>>142275913honey and banana
>>142275913honey
>>142275946yummy
>>142275768just re upload scoops
>>142275768Debunk the holocaust
>>142275725>there were asian girls taking pics of the window display.Asian women are physically incapable of not taking pictures of their food kek. I work with a bunch of them and literally any time they go anywhere they HAVE to take a picture.
>>142275768Try on haul videos or videos where you test how see through various items of clothing are if they become wet
>>142272725big fucking coxy innit
>COLLINGWOOD will be without John Noble for Friday night's blockbuster against Essendon, while Beau McCreery is also expected to be sidelined with a calf strain.
>>142276150The suffering never ends
>>142275768just create a reaction channel and pretend to be clueless about the rest of the world and react to extremely popular shit in other peoples nations:>first time Australian reacts to insert popular thing in "x" countrysome examples>first time Australian watches the euro's>first time Australian watches ice hockey>first time Australian watches american football>first time Australian reacts to the "real" china>first time Australian reacts to japanese festival i dunno cherry blossom or some shitthen what you do is whatever gave you the most views you just keep reacting to stuff about that countryCall you channel something like "clueless australian reacts" or some shitjust get yourself a gaming chair and one of those little boom mic things and a neon light on the wall behind youpeople will assume you've been doing this for ages or some shit or your a twitch streamer who just made a reaction channel
port status?
poo status?
>>142276297>>142276328both in the toilet
>>142276150Collongwood finna lose their next two games
>>142273060the true fans know better. Until I see those purple cunts are lifting the hip with my own eyes I will not let them toy with my emotions. Experts at so close but so far performances
albo has lost the plot
based albo
>>142271084They won’t beat the pies but should win enough of the remaining games to sneak into the 8. the big question is if they can get their percentage over 100 with beltings against the pies, swans and lions still to come
i feel privileged to be graced by the elite minds of joey and kingy
the rapist and the alcoholic
found out my fav milf porn actress is a jew, it's over.
>>142276558My pies aren't belting anyone with all these players out
>>142276606RIP
garn crown lads*waits at DUI stop*
>>142276590more a degoey man, me. saves time combining the 2.
>>142276660just their boyfriends.
nut busted to an old fave vid. gonna be the last one for 6 months.
>>142276278i would do this if i had some sort of charisma and didn't mind being fake as fuckbut i would be cringing too hard internally to pull this offalso don't want my face online
>>142276606Sarah Jay?
>michelle obama paying $9 for the democrat nomineemight get a piece of that
>>142276984It will be Gavin newsom if anyone surely
i don't give a poofter's arse about seppo politics
gonna fuck you in the barn gavin newsomgonna fuck ya deep deep deep deep deep deep
he's too easy to knock down>if newsom's california is so great - if he's such a good leader - why are people leaving california in droves?boom.i told you port would in this week. port were due for a win, i told you. and they will win again this week too.
>>142277001he's too tainted by cali imo
>>142277017this but modern politics. more into ancient/medieval politics me
>>142276912yeah well then you're kinda fucked unless you are a subject matter expert on a particular interesting subject or a popular subject or one that lots of people require information on for their workan interesting subject could be say conspiracies, ancient history, camping etc....a popular subject could be geopolitics, sport, food, boozesomething that people need info on could be computer related bs or the stock marketall these categories overlap but pretty much in any of the money making subjects the market is already saturated on youtubeand everyone has figured out streaming is the easiest way to make money just getting donations and shit but for the same reasons you wont do the fake reaction channel is the same reason you wont do streaming because you have to constantly filter what you say in real timemost guys making vids are putting in like 60 hour work week making content just to make money out of it and mostly it's from sponsorship and shit like that reviewing bullshit like say laptop stands or headphones
>>142277054remember the afl is rigged you don't think elections are any different especially when you don't have a paper ballot
last night I watched travel guides on channel 9 and it has the sexiest female ive ever seen on it
>>142277096
>>142277087i'm looking at kooky dark conspiracy/cults/history type video essays desu. something like the horses channel aesthetic. for one it is a long standing interest of mine and with ai shit like notebooklm/perplexity/gpt/claude doing the research and scripts seems attainable. it'd be finding all the archival footage and photos and all the editing that would be a pain in the arse. although i really have nothing else to do so i might as well give it a crack. nothing to lose and all that.
finna gym
>>142277210before you even try any of that have you recorded your voice and listened to it on play back?do you sound cool in some way? or at least have a voice that people would respect rather than some autistic nerd that plays video games all day?i'd do that first maybe even ask complete strangers on the street what they think of a recording of your voice, like would you take this guy seriously?because imagine you go to all that effort with that shit and people can't take you seriously because it sounds like you're a virgin neck beard type of guy....
>>142277210also lets say you don't sound like a sped a lot of that shit if it gets too close to home like say>memevid or ovens tier subject matteryour channel will get nuked
literally cannot stop farting
>>142277210a channel for midwits
>>142277383is a successful channel
>>142275913i used to add honey but i cbf now, have just done bix and milk for years
retarded airbnb neighbours gone now someone's cleaning the place for the new ones
>>142276150>Beau McCreery is also expected to be sidelined with a calf strain.this is good for them
>>142276540>>142276549what'd he do now
>>142277450got any good stories?
Gold Coast WILL play finals.
>>142276150>Beau McCreery is also expected to be sidelined with a calf strain.they caught him fucking kids no doubt
>>142277494nah they were just an annoying retarded english couple who smoked and argued all the time
>>142277458only if the player replacing him is actually any less shit
"They can say 'oh, it didn't have a bearing on the game' - it had a massive impact on the game."There was a murmur in the crowd for 20 minutes - 'what's going on here? We're being robbed'. And the frustration permeated through the playing group." They lost by 45 points - but David King is adamant a series of controversial calls that went against Essendon in the third term played a crucial role in their fadeout against Geelong.
Seriously considering giving chemsex a go
>>142277543Don't know what that is.
>>142277540cope>>142277543what is it
>>142277373i look like this when someone tries to excite me
>>142277373was it autismactually he probably thought the scumps were going to call some bullshit free like the carlton game kek
>>142277540David King is a blustering fool and Essendon are a perennially garbage team.
chewy on ya boot
>>142276943Brianna Beach
much like todd goldstein, ruckman for the essendon football club, she is clearly jewish and very jewish looking
>>142277106jesus haytch christ
>>142277621Don't blaspheme
>>142277601>she
reminder that the vaunted 'Sydney Trio' were completely shut down by the superior Fred midfield.
>>142277631i've got no idea mate, only saw a google pic of the face
>>142277635the narrative has been around "oh no mcdonald fucked that kick" but yeah the freo mids bodied the supposed brownlow favourite and his buddies
has simmo been sacked yet? what's taking them so long? get on with it pykei
it’s a bit concerning for sydney that they keep giving up 5 goals leads in the early game. it was always gonna bite them on the bum eventually and on saturday it did. very worrying signs for the finals
Sydney: running out of steam? It's an interesting discussion
it's just the one swan actually
does sydney have a live swan that flies around the stadium before each match?
swanspoofs? our response?
LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME - I BARRACK FOR THE SWANS.YES THAT'S RIGHT, I'M AN AFL FAN IN A STATE THAT DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT FOOTY - AREN'T I EVER SO SPECIAL?
bit late to the party but charli xcx is sexy and her music is pretty cool
>>142277729zoomer slop
>>142277723mad
also can anyone explain to me why artists like taylor swift dont get played on triple j. her music is indistinguishable to most of the other shit on the same station so why doesnt it get played? like they play drake and the weeknd and used to play kanye (im guessing they dont anymore).
>>142277765she's white
>>142277765>listening to triple J>everGet yourself a covid test as you clearly have zero sense of taste
Lads its July.....i-is our dear RC gonna come back today?P-please tell me he's gonna come back today...
rc is a beta poofI would heem the fat bitch if I ever saw him
>>142277786Kek he'd grab hold of you put you in a headlock till your fat head popped off you you fucking fat faggot
>april premiers: gws>may premiers: geelong>june premiers: sydney>july premiers: sydney>august premiers: carlton>september premiers: carlton
>>142277772i live somewhere where all we get are abc stations (classic/local/radio national/newsradio/triple j) pretty much the only music station lol when i cant be arsed using my phone
>>142277786heart disease beat you to it
>>142277772nice burn, i'm gonna steal this
>>142277781He said July, he didn't say what day. My guess is (this) Friday
wonder if they've licked each others fannies before
mmm has just been playing music all day. no ads, no shows, no announcers. pure bliss innit
>>142277818yeah but jb and bill are on holidays for a week or two. finna be not listening to daisy and lehmo
>>142277765if she started out an indie singer not a country singer she would have been
lord miles is going to the sentinel islands lads
>>142277814he didn’t say what year either
rc is dead mate
Did you blokes have a good day at work?
>>142277864a. the brownlow was riggedb. he's good but not that good
get a grip damo
>>142277853I hope he gets an arrow through his head
>>142277870wfh so not too badunfortunately next three days in the office
>>142277771Pretty much this
>>142277815>when she sees my penis
>>142277864i forgot he won a medalbut for some reason i remember oliver beers winning one
I dont know any of taylor swifts songs, and im not trying to be an aloof cool guy that doesnt know le normie music i just dont know any of them
Last time Essendon won a final Jennifer Hawkins was the current Miss Universe Let that sink in
>>142277943Nice stat Bruce
reckon it's sunk in after the last 3 times you posted it champ
Jennifer Hawkins has a hank hill ass
>>142277969Blasphemy Best ass in Oz history
>>142277940love storyyou belong with mewe are never ever ever getting back togetherI knew you were troubleshake it offblank spacebad bloodwildest dreams
>>142277978>>142277969That 2004 wardrobe malfunction is still the best moment in our nation’s history
fuck i cant stop farting
>>142277990Is that the red g banger one?That was noice
>>142277815when you cum as soon as she touches it
>>142277969post your hand
>>142277982go peel btw
one time i came in the process of putting a condom on
one time i put a condom on
never used a condom never will
i've never put a condom on
>>142278031Best Arse Ever
>>142278043same but also I've never had sex
>>142278031Definitely doesn’t look like HankThat pic makes her look fantastic
>>142278051this but also never kissed a girl on the lips
>>142278031nice, proportionate, tite, feminine, cutenot bad at all
what no pussy does to a mf
>>142278068Agree mate
>>142278031did she ever do any nudes
>>142278087Too much of a good girl
>>142278031
>>142278031no hips, built like a fridge
turns out there's a grainy photo of her with one nip out
bet i burnt more calories than anyone here today
>>142278201forceful front on contact with with her haha
i’d like to make forceful front on contact with jen hawkins iykwim
>>142278183Yeah? Wanna fucking medal faggot? Fuck outta here
>>142278183based hurricane tubby from yesterday
do you reckon she fucked trump? you didn’t win ms universe without at least giving him a gobby
just did a big sydney swansstarted out as one of the best and then it just got really sloppy and i was wiping for so long at the end
go pies btw
>>142277330He could hire RC to do the voice overs, he has a lovely voice.
kek
>>142277330It's not a dealbreaker if the videos are good enough. I watch a channel with a guy who has a whiny nasally high voice and it's not a big deal
>>142277815god they're so pretty
>>142277815girls do you know. they do that to each other
i swear most of this shit i see these days uses AI for the voice over. kinda grim desu.
RC still hasnt come back :(
>>142270219good post
Fuck Carlton
Our dear RC, we miss you so much big guy <3
>>142278031small bums are nice
>>142278351corrr that's a cute bum
more of a big bum bloke me
>>142278281if he leaves he will become goodsaints law
>>142278359based rockspider
walked into the bank with my swans gear onthey said get out, we dont accept fraudulent customers
I like women of all sizes
>>142278395>iykwim haha
>>142278391she's clearly an adult you fuckwit
>>142278351you just know she got that gorilla grip pussy
>>142278351just realised the greg's kitchen doppelganger is in this webm
>>142278411>if she's an adult that means i'm not a rockspidernonce
>>142278043i tried waning in one once
>>142278430literally yes. if she's an adult, it means she's not a child.
this guy has so many skeletons in his closet that he tries so hard to ham it up for the glowies
>>142278411she has a child’s bum
>>142278348based>>142278387yeah which makes it even funnier
>>142278201that's rough. the richmond mong ducked into the tackle
Fuck Carlton guy
>looks at grown adult>thinks about childrenyou are the fucking nonce mate
>>142278455no, she has hips, because she's an adult
mad how Charlie Curnow is going to win the Coleman with fewer than 50 goals this season
>im not a pedo, i’m just into adults that really look like childrendo you watch midget porn as well?
*blocks your path*
what should i do with a $400 harvey norman gift card?
lot of picrel going on in the general right now
>if you like grown adult women with hips and breasts - you are a nonce!?
where have you seen a childs arse looking like thatactually dont answer that you fucking nonce
trip on genuine rockspider
charlie curlater
>>142278555it’s looks like a little boys arse. so you’re gay and a pedo
>if you see girls' arses looking that in highschool you are a nonce?
midget porn is based
so you're saying if you think 2004 jeniffer hawkins is attractive, you are a nonce?
>it's looks like a little boys arse. so you're trans btw if that helps
anyone able to tell me what the fuck you cunts are on about or should i just leave and come back after dindins
>>142278602meth mostly
can we have one day without nonce/rockspider shit posting? it's repetitivelet's all shit on foodcunt or blueplatecunt or something
>>142278602apparently a literal child is the professional and fully trained physiotherapist for the sydney swans
>>142278612its just one insecure guy
we shat on blueplatcunt yesterday didn't we
How does that work?
>>142278617no but you find her attractive cause she looks like one. pedo.
do any non-caucasians post in /afl/?do any non-penised individuals post in /afl/?
>>142278639pretty sure we have a token asian
every american flag is indian
every australian flag lives in alice springs except me iykwim haha
>>142278656haha
if finding an adult that looks like a child attractive makes you a pedo, does it mean your not a pedo if you find a child that looks like an adult attractive ?
>pedois this dumbcunts united or a secret yank thread?paedo
pole vaulter gf 2025
>>142278685you tell mate you are one
Post more Jen picsShe is the goat of women
>>142278693i do wonder what it'd be like dating one of those athletes who's in one of those super specific sports
BREAK INSTAKE OUTTELL IT IN CODEEVERYTHING'S LEGALANYTHING GOESTHE NIGHT'S GETTING DARKER AND AN ILL WIND BLOWSYOUR LIFE'S IN A DATA BANK AT ASIO
normally go to mcdonalds for a cokelogan mcdonald gave me a choke
A lot of /afl/ posts are russian bots using chatGPT
for me, it’s women with big adult bums
>>142278792nah mate the fat girl in highschool had a fat bumyou are a nonce
>>142278805>iykwim haha
I’m hungwy
hi hungwy i'm dad
don’t chop the dinosaur, daddy
>>142278837that little girl is real sexy now (as an adult)
>>142278833https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1719481422454357.webm
>>142278727pretty great i imagine
>>142278685uhhh, yes
>>142278863nonce
>listening to a dad rock playlist on spotify >a song by blind faith comes on panic
>>142278901meant for>>142278896
i hate my life so much
>>142278954I’m a little below content with mine
RC may have left this world but he will always live on in our hearts
I don’t know who RC is, I’ve only been coming here for a month
>>142278999he was the glue that held us together. he was our oxygen, our beacon in the darkness. without him we are a rudderless ship.
>>142278999an obnoxious tripfag who lowers the quality of the thread but people miss him because he was a ridiculous character that we could shit on
AFL R16 CrowdsBrisbane Lions v Melbourne - 29,617North Melbourne v Western Bulldogs - 27,005Sydney Swans v Fremantle - 35,477Gold Coast Suns v Collingwood - 23,029Adelaide Crows v GWS Giants - 29,802Geelong v Essendon - 54,698St Kilda v Port Adelaide - 18,052West Coast Eagles v Hawthorn - 49,454Richmond v Carlton - 58,298Total: 325,432Average: 36,159Season Avg: 38,428NRL R17 CrowdsBulldogs v Sharks - 15,765Warriors v Broncos - 22,711Knights v Eels - 27,424Storm v Raiders - 14,127Dragons v Dolphins - 8,052Panthers v Cowboys - 15,777Roosters v Tigers - 14,711Total: 118,567Average: 16,938Season Avg: 19,913
rent free
>>142279035this.
>>142279022this
After Round 16 (excluding Gather Round)HOME CROWDSClub (# of home games played) = Total (Average)Collingwood (6) = 374,082 (62,347)Carlton (7) = 432,287 (61,755)Essendon (7) = 421,631 (60,233)Richmond (8) = 448,433 (56,054)West Coast (8) = 379,954 (47,494)Fremantle (6) = 278,442 (46,407)Geelong (7) = 304,836 (43,548)Adelaide (8) = 333,486 (41,686)Sydney (7) = 275,190 (39,313)Port Adelaide (7) = 257,731 (36,819)Melbourne (6) = 211,279 (35,213)Hawthorn (7) = 241,462 (34,495)Brisbane Lions (7) = 212,365 (30,338)St Kilda (6) = 178,554 (29,759)Western Bulldogs (7) = 192,895 (27,556)North Melbourne (7) = 171,188 (24,455)Gold Coast (8) = 122,828 (15,354)GWS (7) = 91,209 (13,030)HOME AND AWAY CROWDSClub (# of games played) = Total (Average)Carlton (14) = 832,381 (59,456)Collingwood (14) = 796,237 (56,874)Essendon (14) = 760,996 (54,357)Richmond (14) = 697,661 (49,833)Geelong (14) = 630,882 (45,063)Melbourne (14) = 622,352 (44,454)Sydney (14) = 572,148 (40,868)West Coast (14) = 567,701 (40,550)Hawthorn (14) = 567,325 (40,523)Adelaide (14) = 547,648 (39,118)Fremantle (14) = 501,061 (35,790)Port Adelaide (14) = 467,538 (33,396)Brisbane Lions (14) = 443,231 (31,659)St Kilda (14) = 442,558 (31,611)Western Bulldogs (14) = 425,702 (30,407)North Melbourne (14) = 359,636 (25,688)GWS (14) = 323,907 (23,136)Gold Coast (14) = 296,740 (21,196)
>>142279158now do nrl teams
beno's getting angry at robbo
>>142279199*bevo
bevo sperging
>>142279103me and the misso are two of the 325,432
>>142279158basedstill don't even know what gather round is
>>142279231buncha footy games. whats there to understand? or are you just touched in the head.
>>142279240your mum touched my head last night mate
gather round what?
what's for dinner alf? Portugese chicken rice me
>eating meat
i would bash every fucking last one of you
>jordan lewis is 'on the couch' tonight>instead of jonathan brown, right?>...>instead of jonathan brown, right?
my sausages I cooked were half raw but I couldn't be bothered getting up to recook them so I just ate themhoping for food poisoning so I can take tomorrow off work
>>142279298i would win you over with my natural charm and then we'd make out, champ.
i should be illegal to own more than one property
>>142278635i find her attractive because she has the hips and waist and physique of an athletic woman who has fully developed breasts, she is fit for reproduction and is clearly an adult of legal age
Watching "The Day After Tomorrow" can't believe how ahead of its time it is predicting climate change causing major weather events. Similar to Reality Check predicting the rigging of the AFL.
>>142279331>i should be illegaltrip on jailbait
>>142279331
>>142279291good post
>>142279368the first season is weird, it's basically just a goofy generic and clean sitcom
watched first blood last night. for some reason i always thought i'd already seen it but i was wrong.
>>142279288lots tops m8. I just had some chicken breast and pumpkin. essentially grown up un-pureed baby food, now I think about it. really need to do a shop.
i’m cooking a pretty simply creamy, cheesy bacon pasta bake for me and my partner
hope he's happy with it mate
the jew judge on masterchef is so sexy
might get pizza
>As part of its talent pathways review, the AFL is weighing up whether one club (North Melbourne as the leading example) should have the entire Northern Territory as its zone.
>>142279418if she weren't a daughter of abraham she'd be just my typefuck i love 30-something milfs
we should start up a nauru team. can't let league get one over on us.
i might start going to more afl games just to spite nrl
>>142279459being so obsessed and fixated on a group who don't even think about you to the point of financially handicapping yourself is unhealthy mate
>chinese celery >cabbage>pineapple>spatchcock>turnipinteresting
is the australian taskmaster any good?
>>142279407lol
>>142279505no. "australian version of [X show]" has never been good ever except for wheel of fortune and sale of the century
>>142279536and the original who wants to be a millionaire
>>142279482sucks to be poor mate. i can afford $40/week
>>142279392Cheers cobber it's a good use of leftover Nandos>>142279402Yummy.
>>142279536blue murder
If I were a footy player I would go around knocking blokes out, and then scream really loud in their ears as they lifeless on the field.
>>142279612utterly based
>>142279612>blue murderwhich one?
utopia/hollow men is basically the UK office slash thick of it Australia edish
>>142279658>iykwim haha
fucking noncesperg
Thank you to the legend that posted Jen Hawkins’ arse!Haven’t seen that since 2004!So good
>>142279972nonce
>>142279972I remember seeing it on a 20 to 1 episode lmfaoAussie TV was peaking mid 2000s
>>142280009RIP Bert
>>142280020Gone but not forgotten
rc is timing his returnsomething big will happen
>>142279708frontline came before them and is way better
>>142280096Geez I can hardly wait for based RC to come back, I've missed him so much
>>142279612that was original though
>>142280020that pedo is burning in hell
>>142280096>2 more weeks!
>>142280164?
>>142279972I was actually at Miranda Westfield when her skirt fell downThat ass looked amazing in person
>>142280104jane kennedy was hot
A WESTFIELD JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>>/gif/27467677why is he spamming it on other boards?
>>142280104this is true. alsohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Games_(Australian_TV_series)
>>142280210so?
>>142280198could be 4 actually
>>142280237everyone knows this was a publicity sting right?
Bros, I’m just now finishing my first day without cooming or looking at anything sexually gratifying. I’M GONNA MAKE IT
>>142280315based, keep at it king
>>142280315Good job mate, keep it up
Miss him so much
never attribute something as malicious when it could be autism
>>142280315good stuff mate
>>142280104so? frontline, the games, hollowmen, utopia and newstopia all shit on their pom/seb counterparts which is the point.
>>142280315i just had a brief look around /gif/, then thought better of it and closed the tab. we're all going to make it mate.
>>142280307Nah it wasn’tShe cried afterwards and said she hadn’t faketanned so her ass was "so white" lmfaooohttps://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/jennifer-hawkins-tears-at-wardrobe-malfunction/news-story/074a1328e58e3a5ed0a5214fac72302e
yes minister is the goat though
>>142280391ahah at least her arse looked nice though
So lonely.I reckon an obese single mother off of sugar daddy dating will cure my blues.
>>142280391lol at so white
>>142280391I'd cry if my hank hill yt girl arse got outed as well
ofc he is a wreslting fan
>>142280478Lol you seriously don’t rate Jen’s arse?She’s a 10/10 mate
kingy pushing all his chips in on the doggies when they barely put away the roos is classic kingy
>>142280478post your hand
it's a legit 9+/10 arse
>>142280499he only likes bums that remind him of children
bunch of boomers discussing some old girls assim out, peace
>>142280395the thick of it too.
>>142280514if you rate her depressing arse you're probably brown mate
>>142280478Imagine thinking a nice athletic arse is a Hank Hill arse.You’ve got a lot to learn mate
>>142280545>that thumb to finger length ratiodear lord what a monster
>>142280550>>142278693this is an athlete's arse mateshe has a half starved coathanger's arse>>142280562feel free to nut up and post yours mr. stubby fas fingers
>>142278351that’s a nice arse
>>142278351jen hawkins on the ropes
>>142280573See >>14227803110/10 arse
couldn't give a poofters arse poster you in mate?
>>142280573wrong. here's an athletic arse
>>142280584nonce
>>142280593Not really JHawk has a way better arse
>>142280610JHAWK NO GET AWAY FROM THE NOOSE
I’ve never understood why JHawk ran offstage all embarrassedShould’ve flaunted that fine arse
why is there always some sperg going nuts over some mid womanjust keep it to yourself
>>142280639she's a good girl, that sort of sweetness is best reserved for the privacy of her husband
it's probably jhawk coping
>>142280639She said she was embarrassed by the thong choiceIt might’ve been that cause her arse is definitely perfect
>>142280654ik, how fucking annoying is it? simp somewhere else ffs
Emma Hawkins > Jennifer Hawkins
>miss universe>mid?
>>142280617AmenJHawk all the way
would rather another mrs hawkinstoms wife
How has no one posted footage of the wardrobe malfunction??!!
>>142280733it's off-topic mate
Right, this is dismal. I'm out. I got a job anyway. Won't continue to come here after work. Bye losers.
>>142280739congratulations mate, best of luckremember us when you make it
fuck off loser I didn't give you permission to reply to me
>>142280739see you tomorrow mate.
>>142280757i'm sorry
>>142280610Jen’s arse >>>
palaces big bum
mine's bigger. and stinkier.
pooey undies looms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-Mtm42K7I0
I unironically arsemog jen something fierce.
>>142280827same>>142280835same>>142280860same
>>142280860No one doesYou can’t beat a 10/10
>>142280860men and women have different arses mate. unless you're saying you're a woman...
Put some respect on JHawk’s nameIt’s been 20 years since she won and no Aussie has won since
how long until you burnout on this jen 'mick like all the others that have come before it?
>>142280882she’s an old lady now. she flashed her mid arse 20 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJmOpRrQE6UIt's up
>>142280903Definitely not mid
i just want a big black dildo up my bum
>>142280903AND ESSENDON HASNT WON A FINAL IN ALL THOSE YEARS HAHAHA
>>142280914Agreed it’s a top tier bundha
>>142280883>men and women have different arses mateexplain jen hawkins
>>142280951she has the gorgeous arse of a woman
>>142280934hi jen
>>142280951She has a perfect female ass wdym bro
>>142280965>woman (forma de michelle obama)
>>142280935go saints btw
Australia has never been more united than when Jen’s dress fell off and we all got to proudly admire that perfect Aussie arse
boobs
>>142281011Hear hear
>>142281023thanks
>>142281011Get her to do it for half time entertainment
>>142281011They replayed the footage of her arse over and over on the news back thenBest news segment ever
micksperg back to the workshop with this one i reckon
it's not my mick retard
>>142281091>>142281048>>142281030>>142281023>>142281011>>142280972>>142280965Boomers are reminiscing holy shit
micksperg's mickspergery >>>>>> whatever the fuck is going on tonight
>>142281091imagine if she hadn’t of been wearing any undies
>>142281114Nothing better to reminisce about my brother than the best Aussie arse of all time
he's gotta be posting on multiple devices
>>142281126Would’ve been betterThe g banger she had on wasn’t much to write home about
>>142281114
>>142281162That red g string has a special place in Oz history m8
fuck it given this spastic is spamming the thread I will spam the thread in kindlet's review my supercoach season so far in /afl/
JUST BAKED - MIGRATE>>142267642>>142267642>>142267642
:')
>>142281207Fukken idiot
fake gbanger, fake mishap, fake arse
>>142281210:)
>>142281114Simpler timesNicer arses
>>142281210based rodan, simply loves the game
jen was always hotter than megan gale and also never fucked any carlton players
>>142281011Me and my mates couldn’t stop talking about it next daygod bless the fashion designer that didn’t tie that skirt tightly enough
>>142278351>>142278031>>142278693>>142278883>>142280610imagine the warm poos that come out of those bums
never rated gale myself, always thought she was kinda mannish looking
save us josh
Jen’s g-string slip up made me proud to be AussieWe literally had the hottest ass in the universe haha
>the scientific method is valid because the findings we get through it are valid because it is from the scientific method and the scientific method is valid because the findings we get through it are valid because it is from the scientific method and the scientific method is valid because the findings we get through it are valid because it is from the scientific method and....
im an insatiable buttslut
fuck my arse with a big black dildo
>>142281395>>142281403you're a bit out of form darcy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnoN2gtT4iMhigh as fuck watching this shitfucking clapped out man
>>142281210utterly based
>>142281411is that a reference to fremantle (the gayest team) player sean darcy?
>>142281368the absurdity of empiricism
HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME - I'M SO HIGH XD XD XD XD XDI SMOKE WEED AND I'M JUST SO HIGH XD XD XD XD XD XDI'M SO COOL AND EDGY FOR SMOKING WEED XD XD XD XD
>>142281486same
this place is actually getting shitter by the day
*burps*
>>142281486>>142277723samefag
Gonna rev up iview and watch some love on the spectrum
>>142281566he’s saying HOW FAR IS THAT
i have a big slutty arse
>>142280913haha joel selwood in the big freeze! brilliant hahacan't wait for the big freeze next year!
I post on other boards lol you guys have other friends on this website too right? you just don't sit in here lol?
>>142281662yeh mate. i'm posting here too>>>/gif/27467677
>>142281655
Why did JHawk cover her ass and run off stage?Her ass is great she should’ve flaunted it
i guess we’ll never know
>>142281684it was cute how she tried to hide it though
why's brisbane women's team got a bloke playing for them?
>>142281724I don't see any blokes there, champ
umi thought north melbourne were going to move to tasmania. the fuck are we going to do with 19 teams in the league?
>>142281583Bad idea, i got to the part with the down syndrome girl and started to cry. Why are people so cruel to people with disabilities.
>>142281724imagine how much scissoring and licking each other’s arseholes they did after the grand final. bet the lions girls celebrated hard too
>>142281720True but her arse was 10/10 and she hid itJust find it unusual
>>142281785add a 20th
>>142281857she's a good girl, beautiful and modest, very rare these days
>>142281857I think she was embarrassed by the old undies
my arse is flat like a pancake
i think footy's highest achievement over the past year is banning female players from wearing white shorts. i don't want to see period blood. i don't want to see a sneak peek of sexy underwear. i want to see unadulterated sport>>142281806lel
>>142281885Do squats like Jen Hawkins
I'm in here:>>>/gif/27470572
thanks josh
who are the 8 players that earnt more than $1.2m last year and what did they earn?
my arse is big and bulbous
I'm in here now lads, feel free to pile in:>>>/gif/27430326
Got cold toes
Why does everyone say I have autism?
>>142281951better question: who are the 21 that earnt $1m+ and how much did each earn?
are you counting the off the books "gifts" geelong gives to their players?
>>142282062SEETHEGeelong have a good culture and don't bully players for not doing drugs like at Melbourne or bully people for not sucking cock like at Collingwood
>>142282156>doesn't deny it:^)
is there any reason for all 4 posts to not be the same height?
>>142282222Saves money and makes the umpires jobs easier
>enigmatic forwardgreat way to describe a bloke who has never played a gameanyway, how do i become a sponsor for a player like the havercrofts?
>>142282300haha this mong forgot to attach his image haha
>>142282300>a bloke who has never played a gameBased every man ITT
mate i have one training session in year 5 under my belt. who the fuck are YOU?!
In here cunts:>>>/gif/27441083
>>142281998>tomorrows preworkout
https://www.aflsongs.com/footballsongs/bombers-dance-timesuch a good song
>>>/tv/200738195fucking gross
>>142282640yucky
Wow those Jen Hawkins nostalgia posts hit home
>>142282690Great arse ey
>>142282727nonce
>>142282900Nothing wrong with appreciating Oz’s finest woman
i reckon if you put nick daicos' arse and jen hawkin's arse next to eachother and did a pepsi challenge people wouldn't be able to tell the difference. They'd be testing them with their cocks, obvs.
>>142282963Fk you’re an idiot Jen’s arse is top tier
>>142282987If only Jen hadn’t worn such an awful gstring people would unanimously view her ass as perfectLiterally just the fact the gstring looks awkward that makes people think her ass isn’t 10/10
>>142282987naicos is a once in a generation perfect specimen with an arse like adonis.watch yourself.
32 posts in a day is grim even by /nrl/ standards
they don't even think of /afl/. bit of a one way street really
mean white /afl/ is 32 afl related posts and 630 and jenifer hawkins bum
btw guys im in an amwf relationship. hope we can still be friends.
my cousin's is in a bmwf relationship and it's hot as fuck
>>142268167>>142268355>>142268356>>142268409>>142268443>>142268506>>142268506>>142268589>>142268619>>142268644>>142268685>>142268826>>142269107>>142269131>>142269295>>142269296>>142269325>>142269376>>142269401>>142269427>>142269434>>142269443>>142269459>>142269460>>142269472>>142269500>>142269563>>142269645>>142269748>>142269785>>142270219>>142270264>>142270319>>142270360>>142270463>>142270586>>142270635>>142270664>>142270704>>142270766>>142270826>>142270863>>142270870>>142270903>>142271049>>142271084>>142271094samefag
>>142283236>>142283212>>142283179>>142283157>>142283133>>142283059>>142283044>>142283010>>142282987>>142282963>>142282917>>142282900>>142282727>>142282690>>142282670>>142282640>>142282612>>142282550>>142282519>>142282451>>142282416>>142282320>>142282300>>142282262>>142282222>>142282177>>142282156>>142282062>>142282037>>142282027>>142282006>>142281998>>142281961>>142281951>>142281944>>142281940>>142281901>>142281886>>142281885>>142281883>>142281877>>142281861>>142281857>>142281806>>142281801>>142281785>>142281746>>142281724>>142281720>>142281708>>142281684>>142281677>>142281675>>142281662>>142281659>>142281655>>142281602>>142281583>>142281566>>142281524>>142281517>>142281504>>142281496>>142281486>>142281472>>142281463same
steady on there champion
bit late for this kind of nonsense mate
last for essendon
>>142283157And why not?Her bum is certainly worthy of many posts
collingwood are the best, better than your shit and irrelevant team
she’s no sarah gadon
>>142283481And yet no one has posted the red gstring footage
>>142283526yeah mate it's against the rules
>>142283526That wardrobe malfunction is so overrated
>>142283488pretty sure a few teams are higher on the ladder
>>142283547StfuThe hottest woman in the world accidentally shows her perfect ass in a nice g banger and you’re not a fan???
trump is so unfathomably based
>>142283179>>142283212my sisza used to be bmwf but now she's afwf. not as hot as it sounds.
>>142283565Hear hearBest arse of all time
i love sexy girls big fat bums
fucking gross, shit taste
Im in a bmwm relationship
Glad to see some JHawk love on hereTruly the hottest Aus chick ever
i'd jennif 'er hawkins iykwim haha
>>142283699based isaac
im not a fan of jennifer hankins
who's baking?
only two charity partner? afl needs to lift its gamehttps://www.afl.com.au/about-afl/partners/charity
>>142283758You don’t like nice asses?
DRAIN THE SWAMPBUILD THE WALLLOCK HER UP #fjb
>>142283762thanks for volunteering mate, off you go, link us when you're done
>>142283775Nup
>>142283809As a fan of great arsesI of course love JHawk
guitar music is for edgy and loser teens. part of adulthood is growing out of it
>>142283826What an arse
