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Never let your daughter board an economy flight to Romanis with Gamblin' 'Erb Dean. Especially if you were once middleweight champion
Khabeast sub p-reddit in round 1
I bet he thought he was really in with them, but I bet he just got Russian scammed
I think /heem/ might unironically be done.
Yes brazza, another 35 year old fighter for my goat legacy brazza. Fazzas plan. NDLF-3, what is this? Who give Putin this? We have to check
Dont let (((Ari))) from the UFC dominate your martial arts acumen any longer. Liberate your mind.K-1 is back.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF1Hl7EOpcU
>>142282344Khapiss drinks kvass while gambling(and dodging taxes)
>>142282513>the mma goat would sub a flavor of the month bum with zero wrestling and sambo who only fights local cosplayerswoah...
>>142282573Khabib's problem was hubris. He didn't realize how much of his perceived popularity was manufactured and maintained by the UFC. No one wants your ph water, there's a million other options. No one wants Kevin Lee hugging Diego Sanchez, fight promotions tank more often than restaurants. Dude just had to not overextend and pay taxes. Thought he was better than that, oh well.
Liberate your mind of their strangle hold.
>>142282669Quadrilogies are retarded. Same shit happened to Pacquiao
>>142282676What does his popularity have to do with pootin trying to scam him to pay for his heckin special military operation?
*phlegm*abib
>>142282669>izzy decision>izzy tko >izzy technical decision >izzy megazeem Why would he give pereddit a 5th chance?
>>142282573>>142282619two of the most astroturfed fighters ever, fucking Izzy is better solely due to the fact that at least he was active
The next ufc main events are:>Namajunas vs. Cortez>Lemos vs. JandirobaDo not permit this anymore. Come home. K-1.
with all that talk about unrelated bullshit and you missed ECF
wow hilarious gimmick bro
I bet behind closed doors Khabib’s mind is whimsical and full of colorful little schemes
>peredditors actually think he deserves pfp no.1 over Islam Is there a more deluded fanbase in combat sports?
>>142282344Conor might be a jackass but he seems to have a lot of fun
If you know Russian politics, you know Putin does the tax angle all the time. Tons of Russian celebrities have been in Khabib's position before, where the government just wants to press them and extort a bit of cash. It seems like, for whatever reason, Khabib has refused to olay along. Maybe he doesn't want to publicly support the war in Ukraine? Even if he needed money, it would be very easy for him to do a fake Saudi boxing match and pay off the debt. I think we might be looking at the start of another Caucasus war, unironically. Tensions seem to be running hot
Allowing Ari Emmanuel to exercise control over your Kakutogi preference is perspicuity suicide.Unshackle your sentience, brother.
>>142282858yes, muslims with the flag of England
If Pisslam was good enough to be P4P #1 right now, he would have insisted he headline 303 when Conor pulled out.
>>142282905Fuck you
>>142282933Fuck you more, demon.
why are there even english and welsh flags? thats like if instead of the american flag we used state flags lmfao
>>142282950I was praying Bueno Silva would drip blood all over him and we would see him burn, even just a little bit.
>>142282905>Dengue Silvahues and their weird names
>>142282971God that'd be nice. Imagine hiding all the w*st coast flags
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
>>142283071Gayest post in the thread
>>142283092
>>142282719He wouldn't have been pinched if he had been up on his taxes. That's it b. If you disagree you're being silly.
>>142283103Get some new material bapa you're boring
>>142282828Oh for sure b. We're dealing with someone who'd rather kill his own fazza than face El Cucuy
>>142283122fuck you you fucking vampire
>>142283122
>“We have a really good man. He’s going to be an Emirati citizen now, Khabib Nurmagomedov.” Trump told the crowd at Turning Point USA’s Teen Student Action Summit in Washington.>“Good man. He’s tough and he’s smart. They’re saying ‘Whimsical Khabib.’ They call him ‘Whimsical Khabib,’ and there’s people saying that’s a good thing,” the president continued.
pereddit's legacy is so fake lmfaoooo
>>142283071im not taking that crap
>>142282779Jizzy zeems dickus, knocks poopyhand out of his flip flops and rides off into the sunset
>>142283122can you do us all a favour and run up on the k1 faggot?
>>142282619how can islam question dustin's black belt now after experiencing his takedown defense first hand? total story win for the diamond
>>142283181This was a less early stoppage than the first MMA fight but I guess it doesn't matter since Izzy won both
>>142283226I challenged him already but he ducked TWICE
The malignant spirits that reign over the ufc cabal dictate to (you) what is acceptable.Decimate their ghoulish grasp on your martial arts psyche.Amidst their maelstrom of evil there is light, K-1.
>>142283071>Turbo dyke vs turbo dyke>Shitter vs Schizoor>Slava Slavapovitch vs Joao Thiago Silva do Santos>Shinzo Abe vs Sittichainong Central Department GymTough choice, b.
July 7, 2024K-1 World MAX 2024 FinalRomano Bakboord>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDH1XmHKI68vViktor Akimov>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKiyDngJvI4Zhora Akopyan>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXSLPJ3n93ovKacper Muszynski>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3xxmgJsbIQDengue Silva>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SALqspYqXsvDarryl Verdonk>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TofIuhQ2M_YBuakaw BanchamekvStoyan Koprivlenski (replaces the injured Ouyan Feng)Preview of the finalists>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySMD58uj62IRecap (March 20, 2024)K-1 World MAX 2024 Opening Round>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX0G1RRglnQ
>>142283334barber pulled out
>>142283334>Central Department Gymfucking kek
>>142282344It’s been 4 years since Khabib retired, yet still after every big UFC event his name is constantly brought up into GOAT debates This is beyond obsession, they can’t hack he left undisputed, undefeated, 29-0. Alhamdulillah I know you guys don’t like this.
>>142283181>>142283245Stoppage? It's a standing 8 count and Pereira won the fight
It burns the blood of degenerate Khabib haters that he retired undefeated, undisputed, P4P #1, arguably never lost a round, 29-0, never bled neither did he have a scratch on him.Like a wise man once said, Alhamdulillah I know you guys don’t like this.
>>142283413Izzy won by TKO
Belal was getting absolutely lit up by Leon and then cried after getting his eye poked. Leon will gigazeem him inside RD 1
>>142283428Daniel Cormier is fat
>>142283177jej
>>142283290>>142283345>>142283290>Dengue SilvaJesus tittyfucking Christ, I couldn't have made that one up.>>142283393She hasn't fought in while, right?
>>142282573I thought Khabib was supposed to be Putin's friend. Khabib needs to slap his hand down next time he seems him and goes for a fake embrace. What disrespect
>>142283449
>>142282719why didnt he cash out to london or cyprus like every other rich russian?
>>142283404I miss TUF goob. He legit looked like he care about his team and MMA in general.Money ruins everything man.
fuck putin and fuck taxes
>>142283469Dengue (lol) vs Verdonk will be a sick fight, Darryl Verdonk chose him to fight.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SALqspYqXs
>>142282344zakat>tax
More Russians should do what Khabib is doing as an act of rebellion against that mad dictator Putin
>>142282886Exactly, when it's all said and done you'll be happy as an old man knowing your really treated yourself in this lifetime. You'll get no satisfaction or comfort in the fact you were a German smartypants thinking you were superior
>>142283544I’ll take satisfaction in heeming you
>>142282971WALES IS A COUNTRY YOU CUNT, WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING?
>>142282971Africa is a country b
it is unholy to try and appear perfect, the true goat of the sport is an insecure ducking gay Christian
You will all be happy to hear that K-1 posting will not only continue but ramp up in conjunction with fight week!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8ZRJnpFRjA
>>142283508i think it's a bit different for public figures, nobody gives a fuck about Anton Pidorov the Programmer
>>142283561But you wouldn't, plenty people in this world have beaten people up, it's nothing special. You guys need to stop taking yourselves so seriously and realise you're not worth shit. What is life satisfaction really?
You guys left the last thread on 494 posts
>>142283593Didn’t ask
>>142283636Im fucking telling
>>142283651Go to hell
>>142283680So I can join you? NO!
Khabib is cooked?
How does Khabib actually get out of this one? If he goes to the emirates, they’re likely to have him fight again, which he doesn’t want to do
>>142283749Guess you could say khebab is cooked
>>142283759The only thing that makes sense is unironically a rematch with mcgregor. I wouldn't be surprised if that's the real reason conor pulled out. He sees the writing on the wall and khabib is a 10x bigger fight than chandler.
>>142283808Liddl bit lamb over rice with the white and hot sauce brazza
>>142283823Chandler was only ever meant to be a warm up fight for Goober
Hey guys I'm khabiber
Justin Khabieber
Khabiber here hahah
Seeing copes on Twitter about how Khabib is in debt but it doesn’t mean he’s broke
>>142283840Literally no reason to even risk fighting him if khabib is coming back
Khabib you me with Michael the Count Bisping and Anthony Lionheart Smith
>>142283868I can't Khabib it's not butter
Abdullmanap is rolling in his grave rn.
>>142282344It is over for Khabob, unironically.
>>142283874>>142283874>>142283874New general for all Kickboxing discussion. K-1 posts are now off topic in /heem/ and should be directed to the appropriate general.
How does mvp know 0 bjj? Garry literally fulled bottom mount in the third round for fuck sake
If you listen to the bong you're a mental retard.
K-1 is staying here.
>>142283908
>>142283908Post it on /xs/ b. That thread will get heemed off the catty fast when the football starts
Conor vs Khabib 2 will be at a catchweight of 210 lbs (Khabib has been stress eating leading up to the fight)
>>142283931Offtopic. Please direct your posting to the appropriate general. >>142283874
>>142283913You don't know Michael, he's very adept and not allowing you to progress on the ground and that's enough, not sure why he doesn't want to learn offensive grappling but that's his style. Garry didn't try to do much what's why you didn't see him do much either but he still made sure he didn't get hurt which is big, then he makes sure he gets you when there's a stand up, unfortunately three rounds was no enough.
kwab - kind wishes to all brothers
We don't watch that crap here.
“Whimsical” Khabib Nurmagomedov
UAE Warriors 51Kevin Lee vs. Khabib Nurmagomedov
>>142283975>>142284001see >>142283969
Khabib "Strapped To My Chest" Nurmagomedov
>>142283984I think the lack of progression was more to do with Garrys lack of offensive grappling
BBL Garry needs to change his name to no time Garry, he deserves the name more than oezdemir, he's seriously an expert in burning the clock to avoid a fight. He should get a Huge Tattoo on his chest of an old style Pocket watch on fire with some text underneath in. The AC DC for saying "no time to knock me out!"
>>142282344Isn't that the guy Khabib beat up that one time?
>>142284024Exactly, that's also what I meant. Not sure why he's made out to be some kind of jiu-jitsu savant now, it's truly infuriating. It's made me mad almost as much as when Anthony Joshua ran away from Ruiz and barely threw anything and everyone said how technical he was for it.
>>142284069>>142284050>>142283874
Has anyone seen the latest head to head Anthony Joshua interviewer where he loses it and tries to fight Dubois? Not sure why but the dazn channel is only showing just that small clip.
>>142284115That crap also has its own general
chama
>>142284115We don't watch that crap here.
intelbong's silence on the khabib situation is deafening
Guru bless this thread
>>142284138Why does this word upset so many individuals.
If Khabib had literally just put all his money in Bitcoin after beating Garth he’d be better than fine right now but no he had to go make his own meat and water company, like those haven’t already been invented
Fazza appeared in dream and said I have to fight Logan Paul for 30-0 and legazzy. You know diz.
>>142282573Why's he doing the illuminati hand in jacket?
>>142284219Why do you think.
Remember that time Khabib brought on DC, Max, and others to help him advertise a metaverse crypto scam? Whimsical, I tell you
>>142282344>Having your money in pootin's banks What a fucking inbred retard
>>142282707I don’t trust Asian promotions because Glory is total fraud. Is K-1 any better?
khabib gotta go back to inspecting bamholes for 150k
>>142284257>>142283290It is pure, my brother.
>>142282344270m rubles debt. That's approx £2.7m. Khabib is worth at least 10x that. This is a nothing burger.
>>142284244most of his money is in the emirates already
>>142283334Giwtwm
>>142284115>>142284136>>142284139Calm down you'll find it funny
>>142284244I doubt he does, which is why he can't pay his taxes. Who wants to exchange USD for ruble right now, to pay that ruble denominated debt?
>>142284361I've seen it and it's not very funny unlike watching Jamal Hill
>>142284339AI generated looking mofos.
>>142284383You're not human if you don't enjoy AJ getting his jimmies russled, he things he's above everyone. Have you seen the full video? Why isn't it up? They spent all of the time and money making it and they won't upload it. Very odd
>You promised me, Shaitan
>>142283143Leg kicks suck. I think people forget how much it hurts to get kicked in the shin, or back of knee/thigh.
>>142284427His topboy meltdown versus the cossack was kino this was a bit lacking and felt too staged
>>142284445I fucking hate this factHow do you punish leg kickers
>>142284445>people forget how much it hurts to get kicked in the shin, or back of knee/thighHow could they, when Joe Rogan reminds us every 20 seconds?
>>142283406There's nothing Great about pinning your opponent against the canvas and cage to win. Khabib would be screwed fighting in an open area. Not a Great for me.
>>142284427Yeah, i remember video, where GayJ confronted some sorority guys or something like that for mocking him from window https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8iFLAedgVU
>>142284496be a pressure wrestler
(((He))) forced power slap down your throat. He forced Namajunas vs Espara on you. He dictated Lemos v Jandiroba upon you. He commanded barber to fight rose to humiliate you.Don't stand idle and accept it. Decouple your mind and soul from the parasite of the demons that puppeteer the ufc.The light is K-1, wake up.
ahahahahahaha
>>142283471It's more to do with this, than taxes, tbf.
x/heem/ster
>>142284583Kek
chills.....
>>142284583kek <------ this onekekkek
>>142284554That was very cringe and funny too. But I'm talking about something completely different that happened a few days ago and literally said the person name he confronted. Your strange boy
>>142284671this proves that pereddit will lose to ankalaev
fight back!
>>142284586That's pretty crazy, why did they just not choose CHRISTIANITY? Life is so much easier
Hold on brother, I'm a geneticist
If I were an animal I would be a wolf
>>142284725Shiiieeeet
>>142284727Retard, i saw his beef with Dubios
>>142284785you have the light within you
>>142284772What is wrong with these people? They're Muslim, they literally devoted their lives to the Arab way of life, are they going to rip every page out of the book they worship too, along with the cover? kek
>>142284557Honest question, just because we don't watch k1 what makes you think we'll watch wmma.i mean I would rather watch wmma than k1 but not gonna watch either.
>>142284850Haha no need to get angry I was only lightly mocking you Sergey. You saw the at the table interview?
>>142284785
K1 wasn't even good in the 90s when it was all heavyweight heemers but for sure the middleweight (ufc ww size) tournament filled with asian twinks and the senile buakaw will be a peach of a delight.
>>142284871Remember when the Ottomans called a jihad in WW1 and nobody showed up? And the Arabs even fought alongside the British, against the caliphate and against the jihad? And out of the whole empire, only the Turks answered the call to arms?This has been very influential on their mindset as a people.
>>142284586Conors had quite a few spicy tweets recently.
>>142284877The nourishing light of K-1 is not for powerslap lovers (you).
>>142282621>>142282707>>142282806>>142282905>>142282950>>142283071>>142283103>>142283141>>142283290>>142283345>>142283525>>142283593>>142283564>>142283651>>142283701>>142283757>>142283931>>142283975>>142284001>>142284023>>142284050>>142284069>>142284088>>142284108>>142284129>>142284155>>142284172>>142284295>>142284339>>142284557>>142284767>>142284857>>142284932Sorry I only watch MMA
>>142284895>at the table interviewNah, just chimping
>Sorry I only watch MMA
>>142285010Yeah like UFC
>>142284932Yeah im not low iq like the average viewer.
Which Conor tweet/quote broke Khabib? My money is on „Mumurrmumurrmurr“
I only watch wmma because wymyn beating the crap out of each other makes me pene feels funny
>speak.>i tried talking to him, but he won't budge. he insists we fight Tony>so that leaves us no choice>you mean...?>yes>khabib, this is fazza we talking about>do it. make it look like covid.
Tom Aspinall is going to get heemed by Razor Blaydes
OOOOOOOOO HE HURT HIM
>>142285024Break (((their))) deathgrip, K-1 is the light.
Jon Jones? Trash
>>142285152Yes, that's right
>ufc
>>142282619i mean i think cazzies like myself wouldn't mind seeing them run it back. i'd rather see this than islam fighting another non descript muslim dude
>>142282344Fuck Dana
>>142282573His issue is being the poster boy for both Russian state and the Islamic worldHis alligience to the faith and to the state is not easy to juggle Also he is dumb and without his father's advice who seemed like a wise man he seems a bit lost He got indirectly related to a terrorist attack, doubt that would happen if his dad was alive
>>142285152Blayeds is a can, he kept disappointing every time he foughtHe was suppose to become the next big thing with his wrestlingASpinal easy win
>>142284911No I had no idea that ever happened. Well more fool them, they should have separated themselves from those animals completely, but instead they carried on being freaks along side them and associating with their disgusting culture.
>>142285220Just how bad are pavlovich and Volkov?
>>142285453Kwablobitch is a bum and was never good Volkov beats Arsepinhead in the rematch
>>142284772>Hold on brother, I'm a geneticistKekThis made me like turks>>142284871Apparently they do perceive themself as better than arabs and pakisThe religion might be the same but culturally not so
TOILET ALERT
>>142285481>ArsepinheadI think he is one of the rare likeable bong athletes
>>142284992Ok I guess it doesn't exist. Wouldn't it be funny if someone just beat him up, he's fucking lose his mind, since not being champion his only claim is the streets to rely on, if someone beats him in the streets he's done haha
>>142285531Till has JUSTed hard
>>142285481That webm is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I mean, dude must have specifically ask for that kek
>>142285531Why did he get off the other card, he didn't want to fight underneath perry?
>"we don't watch that"
Charles would fucking murder Colby
Chiesa is a fucking dead man
>>142285733Undeniably true, which is why I'd much rather see Charles vs. Brady if Charles moved up to 170.
>>142285733>washed bum match Who cares
>>142285666Man that's woman is going to suck his dick passionately forever and ever. Why can I do stuff like this? He must be felt pumped for days! I need to find myself in a shop when it's getting wrobbed. Will you film it for me anon, I need that shit in hd to send to everyone on WhatsApp
Can we talk about how Omalley has exceeded expectations?I confess picking against him erry time.
>>142285531>Battle of Memes >2-2-1 opponent Did he feel the necessity to defend his worst downfall title after seeing PVZ on sleem?
I bet you he could even come in the next day and fuck the cashier just be pointing at her then pointing at his dick, no joke
>>142285863I thought he was a meme UFC project until this precise moment.
saw an old friend from school on the other side of the street on saturday and he was wearing a rabbi hat with 2 curls hanging out, he's half blackI don't know what the hell is going on anymore
Anyone got the photo of Tone getting arrested and looking like an orc?
>>142285863Feels good that i boyed him since 2018.
>>142286006Yes
>>142286001
>>142285920You seem to know a lot about bj worthy acts of violence anon. Is this guy in for a sucking off?
>>142286164I do. Oh TRUST ME if he's little schoolgirl buddy he was walking home with saw this her pussy would be dripping, then she'd tell the rest of the girls the next day.
>>142285863Overuse of the word project has been a disaster for Heemtards brains. Patricians could tell O’Malley was always good.
>>142286000I didn't think he stood a chance against Yan or Sterling. This fight with Sterling really changed my mind about him too anon. Specifically this punch.
>>142286354confirmed by the UFC themself that Aljo was compromised and in no condition to defend his title.
ok i'm done gooning someone send something for me to cum to
>>142286450
Come to the light brothers>https://streamable.com/mm2xwv
>>142286450Pull up that video of Prolific in the tiny panties and Bra
>>142286354Same. I still think Yan got robbed tho.
>>142286544U wot
Beastin
>>142286592You said she was greasy and nasty
>>142284911Its wrongMany non turks joined them and also its turks who controlled arabsIts like for you kicking the turks out of the ottomans >>142284871>>142285510Turks now are basically deists Its rare to see muslims
>>142282344Khabib is bending the knee to Georgia, Dagestan will be Georgia soon
>>142286638What of it, there's a time and place for everything
>>142286660Really? Well congratulations, it's never to let to see some sense.By the way Malaka you're not Muslim are you?
>>142284725
*checks next card**checks next card after*...
>>142286786Chama!
>>142286414What's the story with that?Also, is this guy (webmrel) a future Champ?
come home my son>https://streamable.com/w59bjs
>>142282904This is heem. Do you seriously expect to have an intelligent conversation here?
>>142286959it seems there's more people here interested in bjj than kickboxing which is pretty funny
TFW no Walmart QT GF
>>142286969OOOOH HE FOUGHT 100 THAI LADYBOYS STOP THE FIGHT
>>142286567Yeah, Oscar worthy acting by Aljo. Shame.
>>142287173
>>142287318Btw Pereira said that he intends to learn more judo and start using it in his next fight.
>>142287318Look at the absolute aß on Alex b
>>142287450good. Judo is the best base for mma
>>142287318Gane already acquired a blue belt
Correct your path, the K-1 World Max looms>https://streamable.com/6e2wu4
gane is a low iq african immigrant who his own coach scammed
>>142286969>twice as many losses as THE blowjob penis
>>142287222>>142287772Lol
There's nothing wrong with being low iq or African
I'll be honest. I have a nasty scar on my cock from a botched circumcision and when women see it their vaginas shrivel up and whiter away. Should I find My doctor and heem him even though he's well into his 80s by now?
>>142287811>7 times as many losses as THE Brandon Moreno
>>142287853Lmaooooo
Shits and farts and shitty farts that shit farts.
Reminder that one of the best muay Thai fighters today couldn't heem dj in the muay thai round and lost immediately in the mma round.
>>142287853Should’ve let the rabbi suck it off instead.
>>142287811I have no idea who the guy on the left is.
>>142286001https://youtu.be/iHnNLfc0OX0
>>142285357He should rep for the caucasus
The worlds fiercest battleground, K-1 World Max.>https://streamable.com/7jlfgk
>>142288026Rodtang is a decision machine, you forget the fact that he completely dominated the Muay Thai round while DJ did almost 0 damage to him>he lost the MMA roundYeah because he's not trained in humping and sniffing the crotch of other men, he's trained to punchNow should I remind you of how the best PooFC strikers did in boxing against a YouTuber?!
>>142286660balkans*
>>142288181DJ arguably won the striking round lol
>>142288026Rodtang is a little beast, only gameplan against him is a sub, preferably a choke
>>142288239What the fuck did you watch, retard?
>>142287853Sorry for your loss anon
>>142288181your asians lady boys can't fight
This is all i need to know about k1.
Just saw the Ian Garry post fight. Mama Mia that boy is not riiiiiight, somebody please call Shavkat, the sooner the better.Also talking to the comission after the fight to tell them to ban MVP for life, and the funny thing is they told him it's not illegal and he still went on about repercussions
>>142288282Redditang didn’t know how to fight someone who moved around haha what a bum
Gabby Hurrdurrgamazeltov
>>142288487Wonder if Mirko gets ptsd flashbacks upon seeing this man?Delivered probably the most devastating head kick I've ever seen in almost 20 years following mma.
We don't watch that crap here
>>142288566Garry dances his way to a dominate decision win.
>We don't watch that crap here
>>142282344Lets face it , Alex Pereira would get BTFO by Chimaev or Ankalaev that is why he is ducking them. Plus his shamanic black magic wont work against a warrior under the protection of Allah.
the fuck is Walmart? Like an oversized bodega?
>>142288487This was the absolute pinnacle of Schaubs career.
>>142289006Its a super store
Redditaev refused to hold his tears.
>>142289006It’s like Poundland but also sells guns
>>142289130sounds class
I'm gonna kms if garry wins again
>>142282344Khabib Was Always Based
>>142289006American Asda anon.
>garry just popped him with another jab Jon>shavkhats face is a mess>garry seemingly unbeatable tonight and shavkhat likely needs a finish joe.>Oh most definitely. Look at that! Garry just barked at him>look He's dancing, oh my goodness>this is getting out of hand>they could stop this fight
Outside of title fights there are zero booked fights for ranked fighters at welterweight, middleweight, light heavyweight, and heavyweight
>>142289085real man cry
>>142289186
Redditaev? Munster who took beasts such as Oozdemir and the corpse of Santos to a decision.
>>142289206Nice fanfic.
>taking THE Bruno silva to decision
Pre-Alex Bruno Silva would heem redditaev.
>>142289207You forgot about the BANGERS Tuivasa vs Rozenstruik and Tybura vs Spivak 2
>>142289347
you now realise post leg break Weidman is more dangerous than Pereddit
K-1 WORLD MAX GRAND PRIX7/7/2024
>>142289347>Tybura-Spivack 2
CRAIG JONES INVITATIONAL ft. Luke Rockhold at +80kg8/16/2024
>>142288950With a guy like Shav you just can't do that, he's a demon, he wants to try to harm you until he eventually does. He does spar, he has fist fights.You'll see
no man has ever defeated Ian Machado Garrymany have tried
gane could probably cut down to middleweight
>>142288979Wollmort.
Strick vs pyfer is a hella interesting matchup.
>>142289085good thing Alex doesn't have nasty leg kicks
>>142289595Strickland/Pyfer would make Hermansson/Pyfer look competitive.
>>142287853Is this a larp?
Dagestan has low ass clouds wtf
>>142289469Nah senpai
>>1422895952 angry yt bois what up
>>142289540Listen throughout history, whenever a Mongol tries to fuck with a real aryan alpha male, especially his wife, his kids, his village, the Mongol always loses. This time will be know different.
>>142286721Not sure what you want to know, it's roughly the size of Megan Olivis but a bit wider and the bottom of the cheeks are rounded off similar to the top of a love heard, pretty juicy I'd say. And her face isn't ugly so not bad at all, I'll take her out
when does volk get his rematch
Garry vs MVP was a double exposure
>>142289796Do you want to just screenshot this yourself? I'm not even going to do this one
UFC Undisputed 2009 now has NO current active UFC fighters in the game
>>142289925June 27, it says right there.
>>142289925rematch?
be khabib:>houses and trains literal terrorists>best friends and is managed by a literal terrorist and rat>endorses terriosts beheading school teachers over cartoons >multiple instances of him being a bully (but only when he outnumbers someone) >openly mocks and degrades homeless people>openly sees women as objects who deserve no rights>best buddies with human rights violating warlord kadyrov >trains and houses multiple drug dopers and clearly does it himself >fights with no honor and refballs until he gets a technical win>has a massive ego and puts his face on anything he can, even inserts himself infront of his childhood friend when hes finally hitting the limelight>quits due to not being able to make LW and decides to blame his mother for it allnormies on facebook for whatever reason:>man they dont make them like khabib anymore>the guy is the most humble and moral athelete I wish more were like him>now khabib theres a man of his wordexplain why the fuck this happens
>>142282344Many people think that Khabib bested Conor that day.Many people are wrong.Let's take stock of the events.What did Khabib """"""win""""""?>The fightOkay, now what did Conor win?>the standup of the fight>the third round of the fight>the overcoming adversity of the fight by fighting with a broken foot>the minimising damage taken of the fight, came out unheemed>the honour of the fight by Khabib chimping out and his teammates attacking Conor>the money of the fight>the family of the fight by having a big titted non-towel to return to after the fight>the promo buildup of the fight by heeming the bus and ray borg and gave rose PTSD with the dolly while Khabib stayed inside>the twitter war of the fight by verbally 10-8ing Khabib with the towel and goat comments>the nobility of the fight by putting over Khabib as a big star due to khabib beating him>the humility of the fight by not being rude afterwards, even when Khabib chimped out, and solely said "good knock. Looking forward to the rematch">the banter of the press conference of the fight by having a drink of Proper 12 with Dana while Redditbib refused to drink because muh relijin>the world war of the fight by driving Russians into a frenzy with his comments about Putin and the chechens>the tax warSo you see, after all of these things, can you really say that Khabib won? I think that all of these things add to Conor winning the story of the fight, and thus, pretty much winning him the fight.
>>142289925You spent time on that?
>>142290113>>houses and trains literal terroristsBut enough about American Top Team
>>142289925we've got plans for volk
>>142282619Poirier doesn't deserve another title shot until he wins at least one ranked fight.
>fucking kills pisslam
>>142290113>>142290121Khabib retired yairs ago. Stop seething.
>>142290259>Poirier doesn't deserve another title shotFtfy
>>142290187Mormons would never allow a bareknuckle fight.
>>142282669Izzy unironically won both kickboxing matches though. Bullshit standing 8 count saved Poatan when it should have been a TKO
>>142290289que?
I only came here to ask if its true that Chael Sonnen killed a bunch of hookers back in the 90s?
>>142290383Fucking retard he raped them THEN killed them
>goes back to russia a couple of weeks away from his match with tony.>Brings covid to his village >Fazza catches covid>Dies>Retires>Avoids the taxes>Has to seek shelter in the desert>Mma academy was actually a terrorist academy >Can't even step on dagestani soil anymoreGood always beats evil.
>>142290419I just heard whispers, don't know the story. Sounds plausible.
>>142290383He can't be that based.
>>142290587>childhood best friend starts getting attention>suddenly comes out of hiding and features himself every time any camera goes near islam
>>142290744he stopped coaching and wasn't there for 2 fights until islam asked him to come back?
>>142290843Not true
iron
>>142290901proof?
>>142290843because he started getting shit for blatantly trying to steal the limelight from islam when he was going on his run
>>142290587Are you suggesting he killed his own dad?! Lol, lmao even.
>>142290956meds
>>142290983no suggestion, you took this conclusion from some clearly documented facts, this says all you need to know
>islam asked him to come back?Islam basically ignored everything Khabib told him to do during that fight, which is funny because Islam is usually a very coachable fighter
>>142288979Chamiv would get gassed and beheaded by Islam
>>142290587He literally was in and out of Dagestan since the gym got raided
>>142288979Factual post.
>
>>142291123Fair enough
If Belal Muhammad beats Leon, would Islam still push for the double champ fight? I know Belal is really insistent that he doesn't want to fight Islam, but Islam wants a new belt badly
>>142282344based
Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov is still alive.
Tsarukyan was suspended for saying he wouldn't have sex with Kayla Harrison. The fan altercation was a farce.
>>142291128islam has that dawg in him, wants to be a man and take on his opponent, not hug him for a decision win, khabib is much more jew like in his approach
>>142291443>saying he wouldn't have sex with Kayla HarrisonFalse, he said he would have sex with her once or twice
>>142291403
just realized 4chan split up the UK flag for the euros and ive been replying to english not georgians what the fuck
Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov never existed
So Pereira vs Ankalaev is probably the next fight to make, so who wins? I think Pereira fends off the nuthugging by compromising Ankalaev's leg early on in the fight and KTFO's him but a lot of MMAfags are saying that Ankalaev is a big challenge for Pereira. Judging by Ankalaev's performance against Jan, though, I think Pereira is arguably an even worse matchup for Ankalaev.
>>142291403Nah
>>142291713dont be a jerk and post the picture before you used one of those men filters
Beautiful woman. Love from Indonesia
>>142291661C'mon now, don't do the Dagastans like that. He was a great coach
>Jones calls for Pereira and gets blasted for ducking>Pereira knocks out Jiri and suddenly everyone thinks he has a chanceYou guys dont actually believe this will be competitive right?
Chael "P" Sonnen
You lock Jon Jones and DDP in a room together, and they'll both walk out holding hands
>>142291819the divine feminine
>>142291808No filter
>>142291403With how fraudulent those motherfuckers are is entirely possible.
>>142291808My bad
>>142291988We have to gauge if he has a good enough submission defense and TDD, but I think he could 100% fuck jones up on the feet. Jon never checks leg kicks and he can't afford to take a shot from Pereira.
>>142291988Will that nigger ever stop ducking Aspinall? >Gimme another striker with little to none grappling experience
>>142291988I said Pereira was a harder match up for Jones than people would like to admit months ago but whateverIt's clear that Jones wants to use Pereira as a way to tie up Aspinall and possibly remove him from play entirely. I have the sneaking suspicion that Jones and Stipe won't happen this year, and Jones is truly looking to retire after his next fight. So yes this is all yet another big public performance from Jones to duck his interim
>>142292195I hate jon but he has a granite chin, lets be real he subs pereira easily
>>142292235That woman is fugly b
would you rather:>pootan goes up to HW and fights either JBJ or stipe for a history defining third belt in a fight that is sure to be near the pinnacle of MMA and a true handing over the torch momentor>pootan waits for izzy to get his belt back then challenges him to a catchweight rematch meeting in the middle where both belts are on the lineor>pootan fights some wrestlefag shitter with zero personality who in no way deserves a title shot, who will potentially get a UD from control time and zero damage then hold up the LHW division fighting once every couple of years in the middle east and ducking anyone who is remotely a threat
>>142292288There's no way he can duck aspinall after stipe, i don't think the UFC is going to allow that much ducking.>>142292295nah dude, Pereira's power especially at heavyweight will be absolutely insane that dude is made out of stone. no shot jon takes a single left hook without dropping dead
Before money.
Holy fuck I just remembered Joe Pyfer punches harder than Francis Ngannou
After money.
>>142292423I doubt dana wants him to fuck up the heavyweight championship queue anymore than it already has been and there is no fucking way Izzy beats DDP and even if he does there's no way he's fighting Pereira, dude upgraded his gameplan so much.
>>142292456avocados are like 2 for 5 dollars, hes eating them like grapes wtf, some beef would be cheaper
>>142292527Good for Ngubu, but he lost to Gane.
>>142292613>there is no fucking way Izzy beats DDPLMAO good one retard
I doubt Ngannou is straight. Son was probably through a surrogate.
>>142292730gay men still have sperm bro
>>142292926Sanction that mf for attacking a fan, don't let him near that octagon ever again please
>>142292783Read my post 7-12 more times b
>>142289374proper qt nigger hating catholic grill
>>142293078Merab never touched the fan so it's okay
Fuck with me and I'll show you everything a motherfucker can do with a single legDon't try to stand up either I'll mat return your ass to hell
Dumping
>>142283149jiri prokwabzka
>>142292423option 3, I hate cazzie hyping up Pooatan
>>142292235>>142292456>>142292527>>142293114>>142293228>>142293282
For me its K-1
>>142292456I've never understood why people prepare food on the floor. money or no money
gane went life and death with puivasa
>>1422931419 month suspension 100% fuck that gnome
>>142293520Man, shut up
>>142293496We know bro.
tuivasa would flatlined aspinall
>>142293565Pereira would heem this bum
>>142293520Yep, he killed him
>>142293397
GSP getting his BB
You now remember Kamaru Usman
schaub on my knoblike gane on my meng
>>142293664Why are they always attacking the orientals breh... #StopAsianHate
>>142293747Talmbout Canmarpoo Poosman?
>>142293594Agree
Liberate your mind of their strangle hold.The next ufc main events are:>Namajunas vs. Cortez>Lemos vs. JandirobaAllowing Ari Emmanuel to exercise control over your Kakutogi preference is perspicuity suicide.Unshackle your sentience.The malignant spirits that reign over the ufc cabal dictate to (you) what is acceptable.Decimate their ghoulish grasp on your martial arts psyche.Amidst their maelstrom of evil there is light, K-1.>https://streamable.com/7jlfgk>https://streamable.com/6e2wu4>https://streamable.com/w59bjs>https://streamable.com/mm2xwv
>>142293914No.
>no
wow this guy looks really rertarded
>>142282344ITS OVER
based welsh demonposter
>>142293969like you LMAO
Maelstrom is such a beautiful word, because of its liquid consonants.
>>142293990
Ian Garry
>hey kid, i heard you got yourself into a little debt
rangeban mexico
*hides post*
finally a funny post
>>142294062both have massive HGH heads
>>142282344isnt 297 million rubles like 1 USD? why are they seizing his bank account over that
>>142282344Canor still seething about Khabib will never not be funny
>>142294127idk i just hate these dagestanis fighters because they're unpleasant to look at i mean islam literally looks like the missing link in evolution, not convinced he's a human.
>>142294169Take that back.
Arlovski won that fucking fight
>>142294169Why do you NEED to find the fighters attractive faggot?
>>142294160Why do his nipples look like that
>>142294210haha whats the context of that clip? seems like a spar yet he has murderous intent in his eyes
Real high school photo kek
>>142294266>*pays alimony to her ex-husband*
>>142293508What would you rather they use? There's no kitchen countertops in rural Africa.
Rei Tsuruya Player (22)
>>142294271Idk b, just Islam being retarded is my guess
>>142294340Liu Kang irl
>>142293508You've seen rich people prepare food on the floor?
>>142294413eddie goes hard with the hair dye
Bravo... Bravo heems.
>>142294319Don't be silly
>>142294538wow i just remembered jan beat both jizzy and pereddit
>>142294401I'm not in any circles with ritch people, I've seen someone prepare food on the floor who owns three houses though, only 2 months ago
>>142294210Ruh roh
Did russia really seize khabib bank accounts lmao
>>142294574You must be confused.
>>142294700jan won that fucking fight
>>142294776are you a judge?
>>142282669>>142282742>>142282806>>142282828>>142283036>>142283071>>142283290>>142283345>>142283520>>142284583>>142284930>>142285145>>142285252>>142285531>>142285843>>142287853>>142288345>>142290162>>142293228>>142293497>>142293707>>142294062>>142294308>>142294700Just scanned the entire thread. These are the good posts. >>142294776This is the worst post in the entire thread. There is no possible way to give Jan rounds 2 or 3. For the last half of the fight he was a fucking punching bag. You need to slit your wrists and lay in a bath tub for having this opinion.
>>142294817karate MOMMY
>>142294254i don't need fighters to be attractive but there's a certain level of hideousness which is just unpleasant to look at
>>142294876I agree. For me, Joanna was the line. Anything uglier than her I just can’t watch the fight
>>142294808yea
>>142294169Faggot
>>142294918yeah i feel like its even worse when a woman is ugly because theres an expectation for them to be attractive i guess, but i don't think it's gay to say a dude is attractive or hideous as fuck i mean most people judge each other off of looks, i'm just being open about it>>142294998above
>>142294574and Jon (by ducking)
>>142294574Izzy won
>>142294876Avoid mirrors then
>>142295245>>142295245>>142295245>>142295245>>142295245
>>142295251No.
Someone make a real one
NEW>>142295245>>142295245>>142295245>>142295245>>142295245
>>142295016>>142294918>>142294876
>>142295478hey stop doxing me why did you take pics of my local pub
>>142295450Nuh-uh.
>>142282344>Why I ruin fazza plan? Why no fight tony instead of kill fazza...
>>142294776Nah.
>>142295478Look at me I've got big muscles. What a worthless existence, how long can this gimmick go on for, it's worse that the gimmicks we find here
