Tour de France (2.UWT)Stage 4Pinerolo - Valloire139.6 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-3-gcLive stats:https://racecenter.letour.fr/enhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2024/stage-4/liveStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV / RTBF / RTVE / Rai / NOS / iTV12:45 CETPrevious thread:>>142281421
>>142287311Current and upcoming races:29.06 - 21.07 Tour de France 2.UWT02.07 - 07.07 Tour of Austria 2.106.07 - 09.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.107.07 - 14.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT07.07 - 14.07 Tour of Qinghai Lake 2.Pro07.07 Argenta Classic - 2 Districtenpijl Ekeren-Deurne 1.1 WE10.07 Giro della Città Metropolitana di Reggio Calabria 1.113.07 - 15.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.114.07 Giro dell'Appennino 1.117.07 - 21.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE21.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE22.07 - 26.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro23.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.124.07 - 04.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.125.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.127.07 Olympic Games ME - ITT [Olympics]27.07 Olympic Games WE - ITT [Olympics]30.07 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE02.08 - 04.08 Tour de Berlin Féminin 2.1 WE03.08 Olympic Games ME - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 Olympic Games WE - Road Race [Olympics]04.08 - 07.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro10.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT12.08 - 18.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT13.08 - 16.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.114.08 - 18.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE 15.08 Tour of Leuven - Memorial Jef Scherens 1.1 17.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Y15cg3xg>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
>"yay, epic result today!">"hopefully another french rider wins tomorrow!"
third for remco +4 minutes roglic +9 minutes cavenshit dnf
>>142287311Col du Galibier from Lautaret record: 22:26 - TdF 2019 (Nairo Quintana)
>>142287311this kills the memco
>>142287311Briancon is a nice place to go for vacation
>Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
>>142287476>Pog's brother
>>142287311>tfw have to work at the office tommorow>tfw we have one of those 'office garden' setupsI guess I'll 'work' overtime and try and catch the last hour or so.
i'm glad i missed today's stage
>>142287724>office garden' setupsWhat does that mean?
>>142287724explain
>>142287687this is where that outdoors coffin urinal drains into
>>142287814>>142287898Didn't know it was called an office landscape. But it's this:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_landscapeThe annoying this is you have very little privacy so unless you're tucked into a corner you can't just put on TDF on your second screen.
>>142287963I would never work in this, I'd rather do anything else
who gives a kackwurst about the first 15 "etappes"? lmao
He was so fat in Dauphiné
collected
>>142287963just get in the focus pod
>>142287963lmao, just put the stream out of principle
>>142288188Glad no one at my office ever even thought seriously about landscapes.
>>142288316Very good.
>>142288122he could have ridden on, as he did todayweak mind
>>142288374https://bikeraceinfo.com/oralhistory/magni.htmlVP: You were a very brave second in that incredible Giro. Tell us what happened.FM: During stage 12, from Grosseto to Livorno, I crashed on the descent out of Volterra and broke my left collarbone. At the hospital they said I should put on a plaster cast and quit. But I didn't want to. Since the next day was a rest day, I told the doctor to do nothing and that we should wait and see. The day after I asked the doctor to put on an elastic bandage instead of a cast because I wanted to try to ride the following stage, Livorno to Lucca. It worked! I wasn't among the first riders but I finished.VP: There is the famous picture of your riding holding a piece of inner tube in your mouth during the 13th stage, the individual time trial of San Luca. Can you explain?FM: Just before the stage started I tried to ride my bike on a climb and I noticed I couldn't use the muscles of my left arm to pull on the handle bar very hard. So my mechanic, Faliero Masi, the best mechanic of all time, cut a piece of inner tube and suggested I pull it with my mouth. That was a great idea!VP: Then, during stage 16, from Bologna to Rapallo, through the Apennines, you crashed again and broke your humerus.FM: Yes, I didnt have enough strength in my left arm and I crashed after hitting a ditch by the road. I fell on my already broken bone and fainted from the pain. The ambulance came to bring me to the hospital. In the ambulance they gave me water and I got back on my feet. When I realized that I was being taken to the hospital I screamed and told the driver to stop. I didn't want to abandon the Giro!I mounted my bike again and restarted pedaling. The peloton had waited for me, so I arrived in Rapallo in a relatively good position. I had no idea of how serious my condition was, I just knew that I was in a lot of pain but I didn't want to have X-rays that evening. During the days that followed I could hold my own.
>>142288188Not a comfy place at all. Chairs have 'coffee' stains to probably hide other kinds of stains.>>142288305Once the boss fucks off at three I might. Depends a bit on who is left.
any webums of the chute ? I wasn't paying attention
Climbs tomorrow
>>142288470These old stories are always so based>The peloton waited for meAbsolute mad lads.
>>142288570
>>142288641>not going olympics
>>142288659
remking chads we cant stop winning
>>142288641it was a really cool move to go for yellow i think
recope chuds our days are surely numbered
GRUG >> Whole Africa dude >>>>> Fads >>>>>>>>>>>>> W*ut
>>142288552couldn't really see it
Total sprinter death tomorrow!Hope UAE will be drilling it from the start.
What is the maillot jaune doing here?
>>142289083dilating
riiight
>>142289083Have photographers no decency?
>>142289083injecting that fresh blood bag in his penis
>>142288115My man watched kickboxer tips on losing 20kg in a week
Phillipson, my boy....
>some of you are ok, don't come to Galibier tomorrow
>>142289083Hinault has 10x the style
>>142289337clearly not afraid of some backsplash
Tomorrow will be a slurper of a stage.Pidcuck might try, other than that Vinge and Pogacar will do nothing but just watch each other.The rest slurp anyways.
>>142289083I'd just be standing there for 10 minutes with my dick in my hands. I can't pee when there are people around me.
>>142289337BANANA
>>142289492sometimes they have to do it on the move with teammates helping them to stay upright
>>142289492So you never ever peed with your buddies to see who can piss longer? I mean how uncompetitive can one be?
>>142288470They don't make 'em like they used to eh' Klaus.
>>142289582Banania is based
Are boye Jappe the Jappierdole unscathed, relatively, but he chuted.
>>142289831For me it's nougatine
>>142289083adjoosting innit
>>142289492I sit down when I pee.
>>142290029could tell by your flag
>>142290029Home. Everywhere else it is putting effort into sharpshooting.
>>142289946
>>142290029even on a public toilet?
>>142290153The difference is that I can actually and do buy those nougatine now
>>142290029I do this at home and work because don’t crap where you eat
>>142290029you couldn't afford the pay i'd demand to sit down on a public toilet
>>142290237
>>142290399This ain't it chief
>>142290029>But it was woman who gave man agriculture and the home; she domesticated man as she had domesticated the sheep and the pig. Man is woman's last domestic animal, and perhaps he is the last creature that will be civilized by woman.
>>142290438I agree it's lacking a certain somethingI use marvis anyway
imagine if belgium had remco on their team they wouldve scored by now
>>142290198depends if there's people in it or not. If there's people, like a stadium I just go to a stall. If it's empty I stand. I'm not gonna spray piss all over my own toilets in my home though, if you turn on a strong flashlight when you pee you can literally see the tiny droplets of piss flying out of your toilet splashing all over everything
>>142288122how do I invest money into the hospital of Herentals? they will never run out of collected patients.
>>142290992it is a non-profit, sadly
>>142290992pay t*xes to the demons in brussels innit
nice ref lol
>>142291089I appreciate on their homepage that the first option they show is how to reach the hospital by fiets.
whoops
do you think there's surgeons who specialized solely in fixing collarbones?
>>142291385There's surgeons who specialize in everything.
>>142291385ofcourse
>>142291452>>142291485>tfw you operate on your 11th wielrenner in a month
>>142291385there's surgeons for everything
kino or slurp tomrrow?
>>142291658Pro surgeons could do 11 in a day desu.
>>142291684first one then the other
>>142291385in Herentals is where riders from Quickstep get their collarbones un-reaped
it's always over for someone
>>142292009everyone gets their collarbones fixed there, even foreigners he's just that good
frens
>>142292102dude must be hella rich
>>142292161as armas
>>142292220I don't think there's surgeons that are poor There used to be a show about them here and most of them are hella rich with a god complex to boot
>>142292161
Stage 4 OFFICIAL /bet/>Pogacar 3>Vingegaard 10>Evenepoel 12>Pidcvck 12>Gee 23>Bilbao 23>Roglic 26>Ciccone 26>Carapaz 34>Poels 34>Aert 34>Martinez 41>Bettiol 51>Gregoire 51>Lutsenko 51>Onley 51>Lazkano 51>Ayuso Pesquera 67>Healy 67>Yatesi 67>Rodriguez Cano 67>Izagirre 67>Vauquelin 67>Madouas 67>Cort 67>Poel 67>Gils 67...>Bardet 81>Almeida 81>Gaudu 81>Broek 81
>>142292459jonas doesn't have better odds after yesterday?
Probably going h*king instead of watching the stage though, only good day this week without a monsoom shitstorm
>>142292518He loses the sprint
>>142292452now he only needs the correct jersey and we're good to go
>>142292518the downhill is a disadvantage to himand I don't expect his team to drill it already
>>142291452you can't specialize in everything, that is an oxymoron
>>142292161>>142292452
>>142292528waar Big rides hè
>>142292788please pay attention, he's a full time runner now after his gran fondo disaster
>>142292459Jonas winning is literally free money. I can't wait to see pogacar try one of his little meme "attacks" just to drop frauds like roglic and remco, while jonas easily sits in his wheel only to counter and gain at least 1:30. Easy money
>>142292788I am trying to get meself in walking shape since I plan on going in the Alps in september
>>142292912I really am sick of people acting like Pog attacks are amazingFroomes attacks were insane because they went on for like 10 minutesPog puts in a little dig for 10 seconds then rides threshold and people jizz their pants
>>142293152Pogi just doesn't have the dawg in him
Abandon Pedersen according to sporza
>>142293320>Beaten by a nog in a sprint>AbandonKWAB
>>142293320The quickstep one who chuted i mean (casper)
Fatco will save cycling, trust the plan
>>142292654wasn't sure which one since tapentadol is Rog's final bottle of choice
>>142293362>>142293320You mean the other Pedersen. Yeah he abandon.
>>142293320fairly sure this is a ppatt
>>142293396remkings will feast tomorrowhaters will cry as always
>>142293362he's talking about Casper, not Fads
>Jonas stage win and in yellow after tomorrow with a new record on Lautaretmy soul and body is ready
>>142293443I want to believe, would be pure soulI'm sick and tired of this poggers nonsense
>>142293480remember what they took from us
we have a repeat of last year in store
>4 games, one penalty, 2 OG>gest to quarter finalTop kek, nice sport you got there
We have to go back
>>142293542Still the wildest TDF moment imo. Even crazier then Armstrong going offroad or LaPorte somehow surviving a headon collision with a rock at god knows what speed.
>>142293542>is that richie porte at the side of the road
>>142293699>HE IS RUNNING TO THE LINE
>>142293699In modern days sure. But you have the old chestnut of the guy who had to weld his own bike together after chuting down a mountain since outside help wasn't allowed in the 1910s.
>>142293822yeshe's the one who caused the crash (as always)
>>142293985One of the best riders who couldn't ride a biker ever imo.
>>142293542BAUKE WAS ROBBED
Joao not impressed. Betrayal incoming tomorrowhttps://www.instagram.com/p/C84tXtIoQSa/
hello Berts, for your reading pleasure I present the Froome running up Ventoux threadhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69539021/#69542557
>>142288786yeah, very happy for him, happy it worked out
>>142294331>over 30 posts in a single minutedamn
I think the topmost part my chainstay protector is deformed and colliding a little with the small ring
>>142294331holy shit, are some of you really posting here since 2016 and beyond?
>>142294610I spotted a post of mine in there
>>142294610I was in that thread. One of the WTF's with a Dutchie flag was me probably. I was studying at the time and was laying in bed with a laptop on my lap. Peak comfy.
>>142294331>>142293542I'm still salty af I missed this live. I don't even remember what it was that was supposedly more important than Ventoux stage.
>>142294650same, we're ancient
>>142294610>2016haha, that would be embarrassing
For me, it's ideal UCI World Tour
>>142294610Surely none of us have been here since 2006...
>>142294818>no mondrian look
>Kwabendish got his own documentary gotta check it out one of these days
based knower knowing things
>>142294847is it a /pol/ kinda situation?
hopefully they attack early tomorrow for some sprinters racing against the time limit
>>142295091/pol/ didn’t exist when I first got here
OG schizo
>>142295091That tagline WAY predates /pol/ lol
>>142295091You can move away from /pol/, I certainly did, but the site keep calling you back. No other place will you find the stars aligning for utterly brilliant threads like you occasionally get here.Everywhere else is just constant mediocrity.
>>142295123
>>142294847I've been here since when /b/ was actually the best board
>>142295123he is talking about the cyclingnews.com clinic btw
>>142295156
>>142295201
anyone have a pic of /tdf/ cardboard sign anon?
>>142295158was on /b/ from 2009 to around 2011. fond memories. after that just slow brainrot on /pol/ until /cyc/ saved me end of last year
>>142295238
>>142295254
>>142295271
>>142295320based
>>142295271>shame because I like danesfeverdream tier
>>142295271common anglo L
>>142295122/sp/ didn’t exist when I first got here
>>142295238>Dumoulin>Win the Giro>Never do anything else but whine about muh mental healthA true mental midget (F1 general take heed)
>>142295371You will be smote for your cheek.
>>142295323saw myself in a few of these
>>142295323>Dayer QuintanaNow that's someone I'd forgotten existed.
>>142295783this dumb bottle chute is the most memorable thing he did anyway
>>142294847around there yeah. 2007 2008>>142295150yeah pretty much thisplus it's mostly unmoderated so it reminds of the olden days of the internet
>>142294586it's not colliding but it looks like shit regardless
>>1422946102007, though I only come back to shitpost for tour
>>142296289like a horror movie, but worse
>>142296289Looks like the carbon's taken a hit as well meaning it's fucking over, this frame is dead (nothing will happen)
>>142296289man your bike suffers a lot
>>142296373>>142296506>>142296553I vaguely remember it was like that from the purchase. Like 70% chance30% is cope
>>142296289how do you manage to trash your bike so much
>>14228731139.9 + 23 km climbs
Oscar Onley wins tomorrow after the biggest slurper you've ever seen
>>142294610>he wasnt there for peak skytrain hateposting
>>142296615Canyon wagie must've fucked it up when he was setting up the fd.I once had a chain drop that damaged the chainstay so bad that the upper layers of carbon splintered and some of the splinters were several cm long standing out like spikes. Never even noticed until I wanted to sell the frame years later
>>142295271hey im in this picture!
Take that chuds
>>142295271That seems to be my retarded posting style and I vaguely remember making this post strangely, I was probably drunk. The negatively response definately seems familiar. I think my opinion still stands. Other than Vingegaard they don't really have anyone else for GC. Only 1 sprinter in Fats.
>>142298488Least leftist breton
never buy Canyon
So is EF gonna work for Tadej and Jonas tomorrow?
>>142298488>Turin, city with a lot of workers from Africa>I have some memories thereToo much information
>>142298488donquichotte and the racism windmillsliterally no one complained
>>142298711In his mind they complained
>>142294331A lot more brits in those editions, and a lot more schizo action which is based.
Who are the RN voters in the Peloton? Any known chuds?
>>142299011Gaudu
>>142299011Leonard Martinez and Romaine Gregorie
>>142298711topkek
>>142299011unironically Senechal
Isn't Lance set financially?The relentless shilling makes his pod unlistenable.
>>142299310He is American and a legit psychopath. Nothing is ever enough
>>142299481keep that bottle for a better occasion
>>142299481ACK
>>142299481>ack
>>142299011Me
>>142299310its something to do and he gets a bunch of money for talking about some junk for 2 minutesno one turns that shit down, everyone does it
>>142299011Madouas, Sénéchal, Rochas at least
>>142299310he made gorillions off those bracelets
>>142299717Madouas? That one is new
>>142298488this guy is legit borderline personality disorder nutjob
>>142299884Followed Zemmour on twitter
>>142299916always found him more of a paranoid schizophrenic
>>142299916just french
>>142299916He's only serious when talking about politics and then he's your average lefty fanatic
>>142299707I am doing them too right now.If I have fuck you type of money (net worth $fiddymillion)?I ain't doing shit, I have striven for fuck you money to not shit up half of my passion-vanity project with ghoul consumerism.I could do one or two reads if they were truly value-aligning and/or some help for others.
>>142300603You haven't yet met any people who don't see money as a means but as an end. I meet that type all the time through.Their entire ego is linked to the size of their bank account and it's never enough. Will do literally anything if it helps them add a few numbers.Funny thing is that they are all miserable cunts since they pretty soon realize that there will always be someone richer than them and they will never achieve the ego enlightenment they think.Lance is one of those people.
You think Joao and Pogi are watching the game together? If Portugal doesn't win, /elite won't pull.
>>142301395hope not, what an utter shit game
>>142301498it really is
>>142301395they best be sleeping. fish are to be gutted tomorrow
>>142301652he was the one who gutted
>>142300818Oh I know, I have lived long enough to have a decent theory of mind without even personally encountering some types, although the money type is rather common, just very basic and unsuccessful.I just thought he has grander things to do to fulfill his very human desire to do something and strive for some ideal, for him all money-status shaped.Not a stupid ad read of a vague company, like some 10k youtuber shilling RFID wallets or Squarespace, like everyone 5 years ago.
You think Froomedawg is stealing a living? This Ronaldo lad is the biggest thief of all time.
>>142301901Froome steals from jewsRonny steals from arabsboth based in my book
>>142301901Imagine if Saudis get into cycling. They're gonna sign someone on a 50M salary easy
>>142301991except that jews steal from all of us so froomedawg is stealing from all of us (not based)
>>142302006>Imagine if Saudis get into cyclingbertman, they sponsor a team in the world tour
Can someone please explain why everyone thinks „hurr durr Jonas is back, pogi exposed“ just because he survived a 15 second test-attack at the easy end of a 1.5km climb?
>>142302006
>>142302218journalism is a fake job
>>142301901He's not stealing, he's paid for shilling and sportswashing.He's not paid to perform. It's all about the Saudi WC (which will be as or even more soulless as Qatar). Fucking pajeet WC with some oil barons throwing money at it.
>>142302006that rider's name name?Jonas Pogačar-Žygart
>>142300603do you know how good it must feel to make 10 grand for 2 minutes worth of "work"?it doesn't really have anything to do with the moneyits the ability its like the feeling of KOMing a strava segdo you need to?nobut you do itcuz it feels good
Eritrea is French therefore France is undefeated in this years race
>>142302006Yeah that would be crazy haha.
>>142300603plushe has to pay a bunch of people to put on that show, the people doing the camera, editing, uploading to social, social media work, merch work, etc people don't do that shit for freethen he's gotta pay big george and johan and that other guy a cut
I absolutely hate french that's no secret. I absolutely hate ******* too. This tour has been abysmal xenophobia bros we're sinking. At least England will win the Euros that's a small victory.
>>142302218Everyone else got insta-gapped. It doesn't prove he's at Pogacar's level, but he's the only one who's close, at least.
>>142302255I stopped watching Formula 1 because its 95% gay "journalism," content and faggots gossiping, 4.9% verstappen shitting on everyone and 0.1% racing
>>142302098>>142302223>>142302569>>142302307I want a proper state sponsorship like Bahrain and UAE
>>142302440>Eritrea is Frenchshow your work here I'm curious
Bros, how to drop Pogacar?
>>142302895well if richard buttplugge gets his wish they'll own all of cycling
>>142287311Woutbros will we get the Polka tomorrow or is it Remkings turn
>>142302940All of Africa is French
no word of a lie this tour is making me depressed, Vingegaard sticking to poogicunt was a glimmer of hope. thing have got to improve.
>>142303131this is not truebut it should be
>>142294610im here since 2011 i really hated the SKY years so Froome running was glorious
>>142303131
>>142302652Everyone else got gapped because they weren't ready for an attack. And we didn't see them ride close behind because they went instantly to a descent where you can't show how small the difference was. Carapaz and Remco weren't far off the entire time. Roglic got dropped before the attack. That's the biggest takeaway and proof of utter and total fraudulence and how he scammed Red Bora.
>>142302638glad this ginger cunt doesn't race anymore
>>142287963of course the germans invented it
cav will win a stage that is factual, it'll be rugged and ugly but he'll do it. I don't think an athlete has the drive that he does he is a champion.
>>142303267What do you think his best result would be? I think he would have gotten a vuelta stage and an amstel with 1 NC. Saddest story in cycling.
Just done consulting with me crystall ballSome peculiar events are going to transpire this very tour
>>142303380weird post
Galibier right now.
>>142303514it's a good think kruijswijk already broke his collarbone before this tour
>>142303514uh ohUCI will cancel the stageredditors will rejoice at the safety improvements
>>142295271my Rohan Dennis post aged like fine wine
>>142303380Got a challenger here:> Jean-Pierre "Jempi" Monseré (8 September 1948 – 15 March 1971) was a Belgian road racing cyclist who died while champion of the world.>On 15 March 1971, Monseré was riding the Grote Jaarmarktprijs in Retie after being convinced by Eric and Roger De Vlaeminck to participate.>On the road from Lille to Gierle, he and Roger De Vlaeminck agreed they had trained enough and they were about to exit the race. However, a car driving onto the course collided head-on with Monseré killing him outright.>In a cruel twist of fate, in 1976 Monseré's seven-year-old son Giovanni died after a collision with a car, while riding his racing bike which was given to him on his first communion by a family friend, another world champion Freddy Maertens. Like his father, the little boy was also wearing a rainbow jersey.
ALL BOARD THE REMTRAIN
watching sprinter stages is like watching anime filler
>>142303682mass cagie genocide immediately. giving general public death machines was a mistake.
good ol' axelgodismo
need an event for which to trainpedaling same lööps started getting boring
>>142303905Tour de Zwift in January
>>142303868why the onley hype?
>>142303868this guy doesn't have a clue anymore even his breakaway picks are horrible if it does turn out to be a breakaway
>>142304002>he doesn't knowIt is very likely over for you, Onley will win. There will be triumph and glory.
>>142303928I meant a real event
>>142303868>jai hindley >no Rog
>>142304375roglet is washed, please pay attention to the sport
>>142303868yes ineos will let out of shape thomas into the break while they have 3 GC men that don't ride for eachother in the peletonthat is what they always do ofcourse
>>142303905train for the LBL Challengehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTe90da1jY0
>>142304731>wins Dauphine in your path
>>142303905Train to increase your FTP to the mythical 300W mark, aka British cat 5 pack fodder.
>white>blue eyes>blondeishWhy did I suddenly develop lactose intolerance? My dear ass, just spent 40 minutes on the toilet
jannies should install and updoot system for /cyc/ I think you guys would like that kinda thing
here is how tomorrow is gonna go, someone at 3 minutes will join the breakEF will keep the break at a short leash because they dont want to lose the jersey and they think CaraRAT can win the stage, Ineos will start pacing with them halfway through the stage because they got shitcock or whatever, on the last part of Galibier Visma and UAE will go to the front and Jorgenson and Yates will hammer it, dropping everyon besides Jonas and Pogi and its gonna end up being Jonaswinslol or Pogiwinslolpeople will get mad at ineos once again and call them out on their retardedness
>>142305689it's always over for someone, today it is over for you
>>142305758Break will get 25 minutes and GC favourites (group of 40) will sprint for positions
>>142303804except less comfy
>>142305365well past that>>142304968there's an idea, bit too far in future Though
>>142305943and poogi will do an epic little wheelie for the updoots xDDD
Feel like the tour does Galibier and Turmalet every other year, need some more variety
>>142306210if he does a wheelie on the downhill and over the side he can get my doots
Sagan crashing on his wheelie was absolutely legendary I keked so hard at this video over the yearshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s_hWt4WzJo
>>142306307just like the Giro almost always does the same transition climbs in the east Dolomites
>>142306307Doesn't help the vuelta also had the tourmalet
>>142306528What are the climbs the giro almost every year?
I wonder where my fellow bongles have gone over the years, seems so few are left. A few tourists come and go but largely just 2-3.
fingergood will get a 5 minute gap on everyone tomorrow
>>142306307I want a Marmotte stage.And desu we've had some alright variety in the past years with Puy de Dome, Izoard, Isola 2000, Col de la Loze. Alpe d'Huez has seen too few TdFs the last decade or so.
>>142306994stabbed and then put in jail for complaining about being stabbed on twitter
>>142306889Pordoi and Roccaraso are very often in the Giro
>>142307176Alpe d'Huez is too easy for the aliens we have nowjust gonna be a mid ass climb
>>142307215Not actually a reddit post but instead a 9gag/ifunny tier post with little subtlety or wit, unoriginal. Do better amerifat, we have many points of ridicule you could try instead. I don't think you're a bad person, your jokes just suck.
>>142306889Giau
>>142307445Alpe D'huez at 8W/kg soonThe koreans are already doing it on zwift
>>142306889finestre gaviastelviozoncolan mortirolopordoiblockhaus
>>142307633now you are just listing names of climbs
>>142307445Zoncolan laps when? In November-Feburary too. That'd be kino.
>>142306889Sestriere and Pordoi are probably the most common but not a Tour level of common
>>142307445AdH circuitthree times up around and down
>>142307747that are commonly used in the giro, which was the point of the question you mongoloid
>>142307952Finestre and Gavia aren't
not looking good for pogi and primoz
>>142307952no need to be rudeFinestre and Gavia are not common climbsStelvio might be on the program but we never get to actually see it anymore
>>142307952Finestre is too kino, they should really use at again. When was the last time? Froomedawg Giro?
yes, slovenia is more of a ski jumping nation anyways
CR7
How did he know where our guys were going to shoot. Is he telepathic?
>>142308034Gavia been used 5 times in past 20 years Finestre been used 4 times past 20 yearsZoncolan used 7 times past 20 years
>>142309229so yea noone of the climbs you just mentioned are common
Stelvio has been used 5 times in the past 20 years
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
how will this effect pogis performance tomorrow? its pretty late now 12 am after penalty, are you sure he will get enough sleep? also how will this effect him mentally?
>>142309229Since 2000: Galibier: 13 times Turmalet: 16 timesAlpe d huez: 10 timesRoccaraso:6 timesPordoi: 7 times
Big stage tomorrow. Very interested to see how the GC favourites will hold up against eachother. The galibier is a really long climb, I've done it a few times and the first time I did it i CRACKED so hard i had to pause like 3 times in the final 5km and i almost turned the bike around with 2km to go which would have been so regretful but fortunately I pushed on to the top and made it. although it looks like they are going for the easier, rolling side instead of the side from saint michel de maurienne. but it is a hell of a mountain
>>142309440girmay's new bike
Galibier has been used 9 times in the past 20 years in the TdFdo you guys know that there are no mountains that are used every year? or are you just a bunch of redditor tourists?
>>142309512/elite/ is gonna party on the hotel till 4 am and knock on pogacar's door every 5 minutes "grug in australia" style
>>142309687yes
>>142309185It's rigged. Always has been
>>142306307galibier and tourmalet are peak sovl and /kino/its also literally harder to exclude them than to include when making the route
the real question is when will we get a tdf stage on the mighty Col du VAM
>>142309643
>>142309642weakmind
>>142309687the most common climb of all the grand tours are the slopes of [spoiler]champs-elysess[/spoiler]
Dog does not like to be massaged with the massage gun. In fact he attempted to bite me. 2nd round of trials begin later tonight.
Next time the tour comes to italy they should do the third week so we can give them some proper climbs
>>142309999>9999Keep us updated, please
i wanna see a stage finish on Col Agnel
>>142306307but it’s soooo good
>>142309512Pogi will be motivated to give his country some happiness back and there's no longer any chance of betrayal from /elite/.Be very afraid.
>>142310086Severe reaction to it, the most annoying thing for him I belive. He's gone and sat in the corner of the room to hide from me so I got him some treats. He's a bit of a luddite and doesn't value myofascial release it seems.
Pogacar will gain exactly 0 seconds on Vingegaard on stage 4.Roglic might lose another 10 to 20 seconds.
>>142309512>also how will this effect him mentally?KEK, I am so fucking sick of hearing this phrase endlessly spouted by presenters. Menthol elf revolution was a mistake.
>>142310868Hot take... did LR tell you that?
>>142309820he literally didn't give up you german dog
>>142309999Dogberg on a mad one
Roglic attack is the new Quintana attack?
drinks on me tomorrow
i wish there were some videos of all the mountains for new faggs like me, like how hard is Col du Galibier...is it worse than Col de la Couillole...
in the tour since 2015 according to pcs:Col du Tourmalet - 6Col de Peyresourde - 6Col du Galibier - 5 (twice in 2022)Col de la Croix de Fer - 5 (twice in 2015)Col d'Aspin - 5Grand Colombier - 4Cormet de Roselend - 4Col de Val Louron-Azet - 4Col de Menté - 4
I forgot how bad things get during the Tour
>>142298488How does this faggot equate a mega christian Eritrean with some mudslop rapists from Syria ?
>>142312049I hate this. When legendary climbs are used this often they sort of lose the whole mystique around them.
Busy day just got home. German posters are shitting up the thread rn, anything worth going back and paying attention to in the past thread or two? Happy to see my boys Bini and Richard got something from todays stage
>>142312354>>142311176
He's lost the plot
Will we get a Jonas Pogi climb battle tomorrow an if so who wins?
>>142311774this is the first time i've seen cycling odds that didn't make me recoil. don't know how bookies and experts aren't wise to vingegaard yet
>>142312517Pogi "wins", jonas cruises in his wheel and doesn't lose any time
>>142311774>he didn't check the weather before betting his life savings
>>142312049Waar Huez
wtf are those odds
>>142312631Nobody knows how Vingegard will go on a long climb. If he doesn't get dropped the odds should start swinging in his favor.
What kind of Jumbo juice did they have Jonas on to recover him from the crash? Pure Adrenochrome???
>>142312441He never had the plot
If you don't believe Oscar ONLEY can win tomorrows stage you're not a fucking schizo fuck like me
>>142312757Agua.
>>142312757120g carb per hour
>>142312757There never was no crash
>>142312757the perfect proportion of glucose and fructose
>>142312733At 3: '15, '17, '22.
my boy GEE will win tomorrow
lest we forget
any dead bodies from he chute today? they were going 65. half of israel wiped out.
I officially announce that I am BACK.The tenor of /cyc/ has been off the last few days. This new burgerbert is strange and abrasive.
>>142295323>>142295271>>142295238>>142295201I don't get it
>>142313151>Whatever...Cavendish would have won it better.This one always makes me chuckle.
>>142313214welcome back
>>142313165Only Pedersen Casper offcially so far. But you never know what happens tomorrow, dns or early dnfs are always on the cards
>>142313254couple of first historical mentions of those runners in this /cyc/
>"There are only two riders in today's peloton who can produce 7 W/kg for more than 20 minutes, and they are Jonas and Tadej."Is Bruyneel wrong?
I have looked in the tealeaves, tomorrow the winner is [spoiler]Maxim VAN GILS[/spoiler]
Tomorrow aka today
>>142313295oh thanks
Tomorrow which riders will do a breakaway before the final climb and then get caught on the climb with 500m to go?
>>142313861Made for Colin STÜSSI
>>142313576nobody is capable of 7w/kg for twenty minutes or even close to that
>>142295271This is why I always keep posting about my favorite U19 runners, because one day I want to be in these collages
>>142302307would be kino if pog named his firstborn jonas
>>142314134Yeah then he can abuse him and neglect him and fuel him to achieve greatness on the steel pony like his old man
>>142309185he's kinda on the more retarded side (he's a football goalkeeper after all), but he actually has that dawg in him, he's probably incredible at reading body language but doesn't even know it
>tfw you eat 140g carb per hour instead of 120g
>>142314279
>>142313962Wrong, Johnny Glamour can
my legs are still super sore from Saturday's big ride. I was just grinding my way up climbs through cramping quads
>>142314590I kneel
>>142313214who the fuck writes an email when you get banned just restart your router fagg
>>142315186I may or may not have a 4chan pass and my ban was connected to that
as far as waßermellon is concerned, I just ate BIG amountif I had to use a WT pro to describe it, that runner will be larry PITHIE
>>142294331>there's a Puck Poster in that threadDang she's been at it for that long?
>>142315226>I may or may not have a 4chan pass
3rd in his very first TdF sprint is very good for Der Stier
>missed stage so watch the highlights >all video titles are something like "history is made" or some shit>think cavendish actually got 35>turns out the "history" was just some nog winning a stageit's all so tiresome
>>142316230DEI bros we can't stop winning
>>142315226I too have a pass
>>142316230hows biden honoring it?
>>142317247smoking crack, grifting from energy companies for his family, planning some cushy plea deals with the feds, molesting his neiceprobably one of those
Happy canada day berts
>>142317484kek maybe hes doing a 6 handicap for him
>>142317560on this day, there is one thing we can all agree>fuck w*ut
>>142315292since day 1
>>142317247he shit his pantsthen he ate the shitobama told him it was chocolate pudding (he was completely fooled!)
>>142317247>>142318146
the skin on the back of my hand next to my thumb is so old person looking from all the sun
I don't really watch cycling.Why were people asking pogacar if he wanted the yellow jersey after 2nd stage?Is the jersey heavier or something
>>142319133yep you got it good guess
>>142319133that shit will sell for like 350 on eBay mang
>>142317874amen brother
>>142319181Go back to /pol/ incelchud
I'm tired wobbie
>>142321706i cant help that im a brown dysgenic mutt freak. go easy on me chuddy, im sensitive about my brown oppressed body
sep kus init
>>142298488what is he even talking about?
>>142323823You have to understand that in the mind of French lefty, we're basically in 1933. So seeing a black man win is a symbol of fight against fascism
>>142304375>>142305164Roglic got dropped on stage 2 BEFORE Pog's attack. He's gone, he's dead.
>>142323836utterly ridiculous, especially given how journos and TV commentators pissing themselves from happiness about this whole affair
remkings we will feast tonight
>>142323856They probably expected this.
>>142315936Can you even phonepost without a pass? Without wanting to kill yourself at every point?
>>142323969What? It's the same as dekstop posting
>>142323990Well desktop posting without a pass makes me want to kill myself also. And phoneposting feels worse because smaller screen. Not at all comfy. I just want to write my post and hit send.
>>142324022download capt ch solver which i cant link coz i'll get banned againit's a script that does the job
>>142312441I will be very grumpy if all my top picks I have finally dissuaded myself from (ABRAHAMSEN, GIRMAY, ONLEY, Cr RODRIGUEZ) will score 500 while the big boys I sacrificed them for will underperform.
>>142323969Yes, I'm fine
Hello, what have I missed in the last two weeks?Fligh is leaving today.
>>142323870Do different sites have different odds enough to arbitrage it? Cycling seems pretty niche for betting
>>142324593Where are you going chef?
He's not doing anything this year either, is he? Honestly would have been more fun to watch him ride XC MTB
>>142324731You didn't ask me but I'm going to 'MURICA.
>>142324760I agree watching him committing sudoku on that drop was THE shit
>>142324731Home to Bavaria of course!Can recommend Skärgården, very very nice.
>>142324833Doing z2 in the grupetto isn't much better
You what's wild. Armstrong's Podcast has best coverage of each stage. He actually tells you every bit of info about each mountain climb. And who's going to throw in the towel and gas out.Amazing people won't let him officially comment because they're butthurt. Ain't like he was only one juicing in 70s-90s etc etc
>>142324760what's even better is he'll intentionally lose the gravel stage because other riders will (rightfully) force him to close gaps on attacks
>>142325132
>>142324924Which skärgård did you visit?
>"I think it's great that Evenepoel is different and dares to say things that others don't dare. But what's really bad is when riders make fun of other riders. I can't stand that. As a teammate of Carapaz, Healy just passed Evenepoel and Pogacar, but Evenepoel made it clear with such a gesture: look at him.">then looked at Pogacar to see if he had seen it too, according to Zonneveld. “So that they could laugh about it together,” says Zonneveld. “However, he did not see at all that Evenepoel was attempting to bully, because that is what it actually was: bullying. Moreover, that was stupid, because Healy did something very smart: by putting himself in between, there was an extra person between Carapaz and Evenepoel /Pogacar.”
>>142325440dude never recovered from this, typical weakmind
>>142325454Wasn't he the one with the fake cian bully story?
>SKA to trekMads sisters, I can smell the MSR victory
>>142324760Nobody expected him to do something in these first 3 stages
>>142325487ofcourse, all his insider stories are fake by the wayhe's a sensationalist leech but the dutch on wielerflits love to hate on remco
>>142325440I honestly had to read this 4 times and still don’t get it
>>142325132He was mean to Simoni...
Parcours is a bit disappointing this year. The first stage where you can make real gaps is stage 14. I expect the 10 best GC riders in the same time today
>>142325580And to Andreu, Landis, Bassons, Hamilton, Mayo etc with the help of the corrupt UCI
>>142325590Stage 9 will blow it apart
>>142325605Scorned riders who were bitter so decided to destroy their leader? They are pathetic whining losers who cheated the same.
>>142325440I've been called sensitive and even I wouldn't think that's bullyingWhat a dumbass
>>142325655Armstrong is the one whining lol. He still can't get over it
Lance has never whined in his entire lifeA real man
>>142325686He's been unfairly treated and had his life ruined, even if he did moan still it's justified. He's got the best cycling podcast hands down.
>>142325796>>142324567please bertrand
>>142325765Don't forget to buy KETONE-IQ®, I've been using it for months and it's a complete game changer
>>142325814I got an instagram ad from this the other day
you know what cycling needs? a heel.one could argue it's jonas but you just cant hate the guy. cant love him either, he just is.pog is too reddit to be hated.but memco is the perfect guy. he already has the attitude, manlet rage, results, alleged bully, belgian. they need to roid him up a bit so he can stand alongside those two freaks.
>>142325945Roglic
>>142325945>pog is too reddit to be hated? That is why he's hated.
>>142325981old and washedit's over>>142325987yeah, by 30 people here
>>142325945pidcock is the perfect heel but he's also shit
>>142325945I agree, juice him up patje
>it's raining in the bohemian massif norf againguess i am watching the galibier slurper after all
>>142326017You should buy a d*sc brake bike. I hear they work very well in the rain
>>142326000The current yellow jersey is always hated. Last year everyone wanted Pogi to win and Jonas to lose whereas in 2021 and 2022 it was the opposite
>>142326023they don't make d*sc brakes for hiking
>>142326030I never rooted for Jonas
>>142326070Me neither but that's what the people on the roadside who only watch TdF tell me
>>142326001tao gegenazi would be even better
>>142326037Yeah, well. I'd rather hike in the rain than watch the amount of slurping that's going to be unleashed this afternoon
>>142326037you don't even hike when it rains? do you even own a raincoat?
>>142326017>he's made from sugarTime to become a hardman or forever slurp
>>142326095Tao isn’t really a cunt to others he’s just has obnoxious hypocritical beliefs
>>142326155He's a fair weather amateur hobbiest
Lutsenko day
Are we sure we are going to be subjected to some slurp extraordinaire amount of tortures today?It is going to be full steam ahead from the line and while on Galibier there may not be a lot of fireworks because no one will want to risk downhill death on day 4 (besides Moho/Pids/Pello) but it should be just fine overall even with an airy fart of a climax.
>>142326155you don't hike in the hills and mountains when its all wet and slipperyonce you *slip* and ride 50m downhill on your ass you will understand (been there)but a flatlander wouldn't understand
>>142326192final descent might be kino, the region will be lovely to see anyway
It's the fitst time Remco does a race that goes this high
>>142326192slurp till galibier, then uae train, everyone drops but jonas, pog and few shitters with good legssprint with pogwinslolthank you for watching
>>142326215wrong
>>142326207Just buy a fucking rain pant and some good boots.
>>142326155my skin is my raincoat
>>142326207Unless it’s a via ferrata or vertical climbing rain shouldn’t be that much of a problem though
>>142326233sometimes I think Berts never leave their house and are only theorycrafting
>>142326229Galibier is 2642m
>>1423261921. Breakaway goes with your Lutsenkos and your Harm Vanhouckes and your Magnus Corts2. They fight for the stage3. UAE pace on Galibier and the pace is high enough to discourage attacks and drop a couple of GC riders4. Maybe (big maybe) GC will attack at the very end of the climb
>>142326254I've lived 3 years in Norway, you won't teach me shit about hiking in the rain.
Progress made with project spaniel myofascial release. Went 2 minutes without becoming aggressive, very relaxed tail wagging. Still cautious over the machine and tries to bite it. He's quickly becoming the most pampered spaniel in history.
does evropa even have 3000m passo
>spaniel eats a local man's face off
>>142326321La bonette is the highest at 2800m and they had to cheat by adding some extra loop to reach there
Will Cav make the time cut? Place your bets also my last two digits is his gap to the winner
>>142326284Then you should know better than "just but good boots".I have superb boots and they won't help you shit on wet grass, mud and slippery stones.
Why are tourists so fucking bad at boarding planes?
>>142326343Rent free. Jakobsen would be a better question.
>>142326343no but he will OTL the TT
>>142326343Even if the sprinter grupetto is OTL they won't be kicked off as long as they're all together. ASO and UCI don't want to lose all the sprinters before there's been one proper sprint with all the sprinters in there. Any lone stragglers (Fatkobsen) after the main grupetto will get kicked off tho.
>>142326403>ynr nico denz was OTL in the dauphiné but they sneakily bumped the OTL limit up by 20 seconds
Europe could never
>>142326500bertollo lives there somewhere
>>142326500Yeah we clean up our trash here.
>>142326265>yesAnd people peeling off left and right. And 'Will The Breakway Make It?!". And an unavoidable chute of an habitual chuter, down the Alps.
Amazing victory yesterday. The amount of seething was delightful.
>>142326500how do you even breath this high up
>>142326604more hematocrit
>>142326604The same way as you do at sea level I guess. Suck air into your lungs and then expell it. Repeat as necessary.
>>142326348>oh no, drizzle>oh no, Wet. Grass.>what will I do in the mighty KrkonosePeople go up there in socks and sandals.
>Voeckler dropping Contador on the Galibier in 2011Europcar got the extra round wheels that year
Ok, shitposting has been done, I shall bugger off to the gym during the lunch break in /cyc/ office.Shitposting will resume around the very stage start itself.
>>142326587This. It was a good day.
>>142326500Very nice road surface too.
>>142326644/rolland/ > voeckler imo
EF will pace all day today
Do you think the Tour will be decided today?
EF is unironically my current favorite team.
>>142326723no
>>142326747common trait amongst gays
>>142326723Only if Pog/Ving breaks leg/collarbone/whatever today
>>142326779>>142326817
>>142326797You are my imageboard nemesis but you're quickly becoming my imageboard frenemy <3
You are not ready
>>142326944dopage has run out looking at this tdf
>>142326963Put everything in a signle project
850TSS last week no wonder Im feeling a bit tired and lethargic, a few months until I can handle this weekly load.
jonas will crack so pathetically today
>>142326963If Nans bloody Peters gets good again then that is too much. Allow Gall to do a hold up sure but PETERS.
I have seen enough, Marco PADUNI will win the Sybian Tour
>>142327054personally I'm looking forward to the Geoffrey Bouchard project
Big stage today. For me, the first big mountain stage is always one of the most fun experiences of any grand tour, because you still have no idea how the favourites are going to hold up comparativelyI very much look forward to the motorcycle at the back of the favourites group filming contender after contender that has to let go of the tempo and getting to post: <rider name lachee> with the next mountain stages that'll be less exciting because usually the order of lachees more or less remains the same
>>142327161>the first big mountain stage is always one of the most fun experiencesUnless it's Pierre Saint-Martin in 2015
Ayuso, /elite/ and Solar are drawing straws who gets to betray first
>>142327196ayuso is to weak to betray right now
god damn, after this the next climbing stage is a long time away there's like 5 flat slurpers and 2 break stages coming plus a TTdidn't realize the route was this bad
>>142327161Hope the AUE train shows no mercy and smashes the pace. Only 8 lads left in the lead group
>>142327258Remco cracks Pogi and Vingo on Puy Mary
>>142327258it’s a week three TdF
>>142287311This looks to easy desu
>>142327292based Horner
>>142327258didn't realize your opinions were this bad
>>142327306there's 1 first cat climb till stage 14
>>142327292Altitude makes it hard
I wonder if Autismbert is still alive or if he has been harvested for organs
STÜSSI and ZOIDL facing the Grenadier Galacticos today, a true clash of titans.
>>142327344Could do with on less sprint stage but too bad. got cobbles. got a TT. the stages swill be good. It's not the giro
>16°C with light rainNice summer in th south west of France
>>142327399Wait, ZOIDL is doing Tour of Austria too? Last time I czeched he was doing Sybian Tour instead
>>142327425He's a very busy man.
>>142327404isn't it lame gravel instead of based cobbles
>>142327390who do you think that kazach flag was
>>142327441PeculiarAt least VAN EETVELT now has a clean path to win Sybiu again
has there ever been a more immediate fafo moment in cycling?
>>142326500Meh, only 766 cm higher than the mighty VAMberg, seems doable still
>>142327411perfect hike weather
>>142327475that was yesterday
>>142326723To quote an old wisdom - you can't win the Tour today, but you can lose itSomeone with GC ambitions might crack
>>1423273482600 isn't really that bad. I've ridden in Colorado, the altitude really only hits you at like 3500 to 4000m
>>142327512dude's probably enjoying his life, there's like a what 7 hour time difference
who watching austrian kino?
>tour of Austria>female commentator
they definitely told her to tone it down with the sexy outfits...sad!
our boy Moran VERMEULEN looking strong
Colin Stüssi will win a stage in Austria.
>12:59:00 ZOIDL Riccardo>13:04:00 ULISSI Diego>13:07:00 AUGUST Andrew>13:20:00 PRIMOŽIČ Jaka>13:22:00 PELLIZZARI Giulio>13:24:00 MAJKA Rafał>13:29:00 KOCKELMANN Mathieu>13:35:00 DINA Márton>13:38:00 STÜSSI Colin>13:44:00 BAX Sjoerd>13:50:00 INGEBRIGTSEN Storm>13:53:00 BOROŠ Michael>14:03:00 KOPECKÝ Tomáš>14:04:00 OLIVEIRA Rui>14:05:00 DUNBAR Eddie>14:13:00 KUBIŠ Lukáš>14:24:00 CHRISTEN Jan>14:27:00 SHEFFIELD Magnus>14:35:00 OTRUBA Jakub>14:45:00 PLAPP Luke>14:47:00 GANNA Filippo
>>142327642I don't think so, because then she wouldn't still would look as gorgeous as she does today
>MODSMODSplease Sticky this thread, its drowning from all Ronaldo crying memes
TOUPALIK pas normal
Local canvasing, dude from Labour party. I appreciate them coming and doing what they believe in. I just explained I will not vote because organic politicians from the same party were prevented from power by british establisment so the political system is rigged. A lack of turn out would discredit the political system and that's what could promote change as opposed to voting opposite party every election. I reiterated the hopelessness this makes people feel. I think he had nothing more to convince me, I asked about local changes they would make and he had no idea because he's from another town, just helping.First time to interact with these people and I apprecaite their passion and desire to make things better but it's invested in the wrong place. The two party system is a puppet show for greedy ***** to do what they please.
>>142287311>140km what a joke
>>142327696
The legend himself
FDJbros...the humiliation
>>142326644when will we get kino like this again, he kept the dream alive so long in my memory, also helped that Rolland carried him up the later stages
>>142327855>Tadej please fuck my sister
Gianetti basically confirming today is a nothingburger
old slag wanting an autograph from carapaz but not remco
>>142327879if the fox preaches peace you hide the chickens
>>142327879I could have told you thatThis whole tour is a damp squib
>>142327292i agree >(my usual rides only have 800 meters of height gain)
ASO read this thread and kept the Italian name of the church today.
hope the start has a shitton of attacks total sprinter death
imagine having to wait for your team mate during the départ fictif
stop the fucking interview no one cares
Andrew AUGUST pas normal
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it will happen
confirmed LAB victory go bet on Vingo while the odds are still good
>>142328055maybe on planet retard
Fads doing his best bald man Riis impression. Gonna big ring it on Sestriere
mads!
MADS MADS SUPER MADS
yfw Mads takes Galibier
>bicycle path in Italywtf? I can't believe this.
Mads saganing that green
What is Bilbao doing wtf
luv fads, simple as
>>142328128
>>142328181Why cant Jonas be likeable like him
Right on time. Hate zoomers, have to remind these little shits they're not in their mom's boyfriend's basement all the time because they hoard weights and sit on equipment while doing nothing but consooming content on their phones 95% of the time.
>>142328194tism
how many bike path signs were there just now. Must have been atleast 10
COL
What is Campenass grand plan, pulling the others up Sestrieste to blow up as soon as they begin going up the Galibier??
Watching le race, what's happening?
imagine being a kid in that town going to school there...
>>142328278Ebin exercise on recognizing drivers because everyone shows up for a moment.
>>142328124youre never truly bald in a sporty cap fren
Kind of unbelievable that they crashed at 60 km/h into spectators and trees yesterday and everyone involved is fine to race today.
>>142328232best overal attacker jersey like last year maybe
Guy in rainbow stripes goes.
piss falls kek
>>142328303it was a psy op Girmay needed to win
Fake riders, fake races, fake sounds, etc.Can't trust anything these days
>2024>still no 4K HDR streams
>>142328351>fake berts
>>142328297>god i wish that were me
UAE very active. Looks like they will finally do something
Gaviria struggling to drag that hog up the hill
>comfy sportschau stream is up and running
Mamma mia, that hog on the side!
So early to be dropped, gonna be a terrible day of suffering for those fat guys.
lenny lâchée
>>142328323me in the morning
>>142326321Pico Veleta
philipsen is washed
I would like to hand over PHILIPSEN on warranty.
bini in green.
based Fadersen bringing me those green jersey points again this year
>Bullycin pulling mads back, but still gets dusted!
What's up with Philipse, dealing with the chute from yesterday?
This is the type of stage where Tommy Gendt would be crying about the peloton riding too fast and not letting him get in an easy break with jobbers. Never liked that guy.
>Lelny
>these glassesUCI stop him
>>142328444I'd be concerned if Biniam, Mads and Coquard couldn't beat Philipsen in an uphill sprint
>Cavtrain still in the peleton while gruppo Gaviria is 2 minutes backAPOLOGIZE
>>142328431>STÜSSI
>letting van Gils gowut?
>>142328431Colin Chris Clive Stussi
>>142328453
Just tuned in, who gonna winAlso has the African supremacy started
>>142328480>lenny dropping before cavHe should just drop out.
Girmay is only 33 stage wins away from Cav's record now. Really makes you think.
remco pretty far back its over
BERNAL GOMEZ lachee
ROGLIC IS IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE PELOTON
>>142328494
im tired of meme legacy competitorsif someone is not competent anymore they shouldnt be allowed to participate at least ronaldo can still do something brilliant from time to time, cavendish is just a meme sprinter and has always been one, its embarrassing
>>142328521not worried at all. oozing confidence. chilling at the back. can move up whenever. it's so on
>>142328521>l'Arièr du peloton
Lutsenko on the gigajuice today?
>>142328550when was the last time Ronaldo has done something as good as Cav winning in Rome last year?? He only wins Tiktok trophies since leaving Real
>>142328550memes don't win 34 stages lad. he's washed up now obviously but cmon now some respect pls for Sir Mark
Bernal dropped according to german Eurosport
HAHAH visma shitter dropped all the bottles
>ROGLIČ Primož (Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe) joins pelotonnice of you to join us
>>142328550I agree, Pog should not be allowed in the tour after two defeats.
>>142328576We all respect Sir Bradley Wiggins but that doesn't mean he should compete in 2024
>Wout is closer to Cav than to the leader
Niklas Behrens is the truth
French berts please tell me why they brought Lenny along. What was their reasoning?
bernal dropped???
>>142328601he said he always been a meme sprinter. very rude
>>142328614Yep
wout lachée
why is van aert dropping back? shouldn't he try and stay with vingegaard?
>>142328614Not according to the live tracking
I don't think much hjaelper work will be done by Wout today
>>142328613Humiliation
>>142328613make him suffer as much as possible before leaving the team
>>1423286235D chess to claim the souvenir henri desgrange later
>>142328626
new thread >>142328627new thread >>142328627new thread >>142328627
>>142328623Probably just not in great shape.
>>142328626im suspicous because they havent shown him on the back so youre probably right
wow that total energies rider just shoulder rammed wellens, filip maciejuk style
>>142328572he scored a penalty yesterday
>>142328617He dominated a weak era
>>142328664he was dogshit and the reason the discount Austrians even came this far
Van Aert dropped by Grupo Pedersen
>>142328614Not according to the live tracker
>>142328550This fuck that hack Kwabschke
>>142325290Stockholms skärgård.Berta simply looked on the map for an island with a nice small beach, and picked Södra Stavsudda.
