lmfao stankees
It's been rough for our Atlanta Braves ;_;
Yankees…
Start spreadin' the news...
tWINs
Is this /nu/ tho?
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my vagina!!!!!!!@@!!!
>>142971149Fucking embarrassing
9 AM baseball is so beautiful. Night games should be outlawed.
>>142971601Kiss em be-otch!
>It's almost noon and Brian Cashman and Aaron Boone both still have jobs
>>142971579Nighttime baseball is the most kino to be at though. Especially in early autumn.
okay so who's getting those top two starters from the ChiSox?
>>142971736evening games are perfect. Third base side at PNC at sunset is perfection.
>>142971737No one, they're keeping them for a playoff push. They're just a cheeky 58 game winning streak away from a wild card berth.
>>142971601kiss the rings bitch boy. no amount of edits will get you to ring #27 lol
>>142971736Perfect for playoffs, otherwise day is best
>Laz Diaz
gayriners
>mest
>>142971621>>142972390>>142972475>Retardposting at 09:03 on a Thursday
Now that the dust has settled, was he the weak link along?
>>142972710Wouldn’t go that far, he was having a decent year before he got hurt.
>KK retiringdidn't think he was that washed
>>142972823He was the worst fielder in baseball
>>142972710He is lazy pero no crazy
>>142972876Oh yea his defense wasn’t great that’s true, thought you were referring to the lineup.
Hope Doggie Doos win the series against the Trashtros. Maybe the Rangers can get the division lead.
Fucking east coast, fix your weather
hahaha holy KWABola
Realistically speaking how fucked are the Yankees if they can’t land Soto?>Wells is pretty good>Volpe is good defensively but can’t hit for shit>Ben Rice was always a fringe prospect and now he’s in an awful slump >Dominguez and Periera have already torn their UCLs>Spencer Jones has a 37% strikeout rate
>>142972972>delayed in the top of the first ngmi lmao why did they even start?
pussy mets!
>completely demoralizes your trillion dollar team
>>142972943Slow your roll spainposter, you Ragoos are getting awfully confident after barely sweeping the White Sux. I would be worried about the poverty Jays exposing your fraud team before you even think about us. Besides the last time we had a high tier opponent at home after a slow series, we swept the Os.
No Crochet for you, chuddies!
>>142973140Based clock puncher
JAZZ
>>142973140>I refuse to pitch in October without an extensionWho does this guy think he is? There goes your trade value.
>>142973300He has no trade value now. If you have to pay him a huge amount or he'll refuse to play in October, then you can just pay him as a free agent instead of giving up your top prospects and ALSO paying up. The big appeal with him was that he was super cheap for the next two years.
>Job interview today>Lady asks me what books I've been reading>Pull "The Bad Guys Won" outta my ass cause I liked it and I don't wanna go on a rant trying to explain Harlan Ellison's shit>Turns out she's a Red Sox fanShe was very nice and I smoothed it over going "Oh you guys have more WS wins so you got the last laugh haha" but damn of all the books to pick.
>>142973533>not immediately jumping on the desk, pulling your cock out and screaming, “little roller up along first BEHIND THE BAG, IT GETS THROUGH BUCKNER! HERE COMES KNIGHT AND THE METS WIN IT!!”you fucked up anon
>>142973119>mestStupid bitch lmao
go tigers but my expectations are admittedly low
>>142972710I honestly thought it was McNeil but he's turned it on.
It hurts brother.HH
>>142973533I would hire you, if only because we can shoot the shit about baseball, and not have to talk about the fucking weather everytime I saw you
It's Clayton Kershaw day
>>142973533eh that's a good answer and it's not like she is going to reject someone because of different baseball teams.
>>142974055>>142974069More seriously both of these. You at least had an answer, so you don’t seem illiterate. And that’s prob one of the tiebreaker things that could get you hired over the guy who collects funkopops or does cosplay on the weekend. Good luck anon, hope you got the job.
>>142974067Who?
>>142974042KEK!!
>>142974146I think he's a guy who loses all the time in the playoffs
>javier baez no doubt nukeholy lmao cleveland
Ha-Seong Kim fucks ya!
>>142974026
>>142973300Why would he even want to be traded or pitch in the post season? Blow out his arm in October just to be knocked out in the division series anyways? He wants to get paid, he hasn't had an mlb contract bigger than 800k. The difference between him getting hurt or not before his first big contract could easily be 50+ million dollars. I get it though he owes the doyers or stankees or whoever post season innings
Cubyals series gonna be great
>>142974469>scubakek>roylelskek
>>142974486kek scuba
Wood looking a bit uncoordinated
>>142974429"I'm sitting out the playoffs unless you pay me" is unheard of from a baseball player. Even NBA players don't go that far. Every pitcher is risking injury, he's no more special than anyone else.
>>142974530SCUBA DOOOBA DOO!!!!!!
>>142974429Imagine your legacy is playing for one of the worst team ever and refusing to go to a contender because of a few dollars
>>142972185let's talk about this season instead. you sound as desperate as Marinerfags lamenting 1995 and 2001
>>142974557It's probably his (((agent))) telling him this. Regardless it makes sense when you think about it purely from his perspective. ARB 3 is a decent pay day for good players but ARB 1 and 2 are pretty small. If he wants to get his bag he needs to finish this season and next season healthy. He doesn't give a fuck if he's on a 20-142 white sox team but extending his workload to include October adds risk. He's intentionally tanking his trade value.
>>142974296holy shit he's one of Trump's illegitimate brats.
>>142974624Who gives a fuck about "legacy" faggot I'm not risking potentially 100 million dollars just to have the hitters go 0-8 with RISP and lose in the playoffs anyways lmao. Fans are retardedly entitled when it comes to situations like these
>>142974684>Regardless it makes sense when you think about it purely from his perspectiveThat's a huge red flag to a lot of teams though. That diva attitude is going to hurt him in free agency. He could manage his innings and have something left for October, but he's saying I won't manage my innings or give you anything in the postseason. >He's intentionally tanking his trade valueAgreed. Not just this year but for the rest of his contract. He's a free agent in two seasons, other teams can just wait instead of giving up their best prospects. White Sox are fucked.
>>142974624>a few dollarsI hope you know no major leaguer seriously prioritzes legacy over money.
>>142974728Yeah dude I'll just continue living in Chicago then like the 2nd worst city in the US
>>142974824Greedy fucks Winning is more important than money
>>142974728I don't think I would want you on my team. First you claim to not care about the playoffs and now you care about what the players on your team are hitting.Make up your mind faggot guy
>>142974812>That's a huge red flag to a lot of teamsYeah but he'll still get paid and if he communicates to them now that he has his contract signed he'll play hard come October I don't see why they wouldn't understand and believe him. I don't see it significantly impacting how much he gets paid even if he's deviating from the norm here.
>>142974874I would eagerly live in the shittest part of the south side for 2 years for 100 million dollars.
>>142974917I don't wanna be on your team faggot retard your team sucks dick
>yohan ramirez has been designated for assignment it came true
>>142974897Why work harder? If you didn't have the bag, who gives a shit about playing for relative peanuts in the postseason so you can ride a parade float and get an ugly ass ring? Could you imagine being part of an engineering firm and being asked to work overtime to help your company beat a competitor and all you get is a pizza party and Amazon gift card?
>>142974897Says the fan lol
>>142974918>if he communicates to them now that he has his contract signed he'll play hard come October I don't see why they wouldn't understandlmao I hope he gets traded, signs, then kershaw's his postseason debut
>>142974971You get a legacy you money-grubbing moron
>>142974988Lmao they already have a legacy, people watch them on TV and walk around wearing player's names on their backs. They're already Gods to the fans. Why would you give a fuck what a random ass fan who probably has never competed anywhere close to your level thnks about you?
>>142974988Or you lose money blowing your arm out for a fraud team like the dodgers. He can worry about your faggot legacy once the ink is dry
>>142974986Would be hilarious poetic justice.
>>142974966Yolanda welcome to the dbacks
>>142975043Yeah cause there are a ton ton of people running around wearing Crochet jerseys
>>142975073There actually are. It's not like there's anyone else on the white sox team that's worth wearing a jersey of
>Kershaw has more rings than you or him>his next post is that it was a mickey mouse postseason >his first post was about how he doesn't care about the postseason
>>142975129I fucked Kershaw
>>142975129just bants bud, Kershaw is one of the best in his class. I just wanna see the chaos if he blows it in the 'offs after all this stink. For someone else's team of course, perhaps yankees?
Apparently the A’s players were never told by management that the Sacramento scheme was going to be on turf and they only learned through reporters.
>>142974966good riddance to bad rubbish. kershaw can choke in his place.
Is the maid cubs male maid spam shit done or do they not wake up until 5pm
27 rings have sex incel!
Kimbrel choke in progress.
27Lol puny ass incels from other teams can cope. Yankee Chads stay winning. Pussy ass mets!
>>142975476What the-!
>having dylan cease pitch a no hitter through 6 innings is like winning the WS to peepeepoodres pissdrinkers
my team is ringless
>>142975479This is the post.
>>142975479Based. Long time bro. I took a page out of your book and cucked the fuck out of some >mest fan's wife last week. He was crying while jerking off in the corner lolol
Now I see. Now I have truly experienced the full despair of >Kimbrel
>putting on a name after you've already posted in the thread anonymously
>>142975278why would they tell the players? nobody on the A's roster is worth catering to. the entire team is DFA level waiver wire scrubs or Mason Miller who is getting traded anyways. why would ownership care about the scrubs on the current roster they wont be there by the team finally moves to vegas
>>142975479Kek. Based.
reminder that sex with men counts and if it's bareback then it counts twice
Kiss 'em! Kiss 'em 27 times!!
Replying to yourself is even worse
>>142975545Are you the metsy cuck who's wife i pounded last week
Lmao. The seethe is palpable. I can taste it. Mets act like they won the world series meanwhile they won't even play in october keeeek
>>1429755172 IF errors though
>>142975517
>>142975594Do the faggotioles have any rings? No? Thought so
>>142975594Lolloloololloll
These yankee fans are relentless...
>>142975517What does the late reliever/closer deadline market look like
>>142975601
>false flag faggots up before noonmarlins boutta win this manfredball though, shocked they didn't walk it off in the 9th desuqbt. smugberds is kimbrel officially a problem?
>>142975653Depends, how do you feel about Michael Kopech?
>>142975653literally every team needs bullpen help. like every year. you're gonna pay out the ass for anyone above average.
>>142975663Fake af
>>142975601Get a job or go to school :)
>>142975689I'm retired lol cope you fuckin loser
>>142975653You can take doval off our hands
>>142975678They are the best team in the AL and have a contending chance, this would be the yearCan't wait for Bautista to be back next year
Yankanotherdudespenisfags getting straight up schooled in this thread
>>142975703Oh that makes sense. Have you tried bingo or water aerobics at the community center?
>>142975742nah I prefer to hop on /sp/ and post low effort bait everyday of my life
>>142975738Kek you wish.
double tag double play kino!!! orioles ahead though.
Do we post demographics of NYC again or no?
I just like shitposting desu. I am still fairly productive with my day.
>>142975663It's good that you corrected him, but please do not reply to retards.
What the fuck did i just see?
I prefer to hop on your mom and have low effort sex
>>142975783I wish I lived in Queens unironically
>>142975824shitty camera work to be honest lol
>>142975498I don't feel so good peepeepoopoocacabros..
>>142975761>tfw the dopamine rush hits after someone responds to your low effort bait
>>142975535Because no one will want to play there which is important when Fisher's defense of the relocation is that he will get good players (he won't) and the A's will be good again (they won't) once they get to Vegas (they still don't have plans for a stadium).
All good. Suck a dick stankee fans.
no hitter happening in washington??
Watch out Rays
>>142975742>be me>20>retired, 8 fig net worth>post whatever the fuck I want whenever I want>Fucking every met fan's wife>be you>seethe when confronted about this factYou literally wish you were me, you're my bitch!
The strike zone im the Padres game has been interesting
>missing this call in a no hitter
>>142976037>everyone who replies to me is a mets fanlmao what a retard, you are bad at this. try another board maybe.
>>142976079Mate he owned you with that post.
>make this awesome double play>lose.baybaw.
>>142976079Just take the L bro
>now Tucker expected to return “sometime before September”>literally 3 months for a foul ball off his shin>Garcia was expected to return this week and due to setbacks is going to be a while>Verlander’s “back discomfort” from a month ago barely has him throwing 25 pitches in a bullpen session this weekI fully believe the Astros have hired a training staff of barber surgeons from the middle ages who don’t know a single thing about injuries and just guess.Also>no Stros bezbawl todaySad
STUPID FUCKA!!!
you should be allowed to forfeit your AB's in the 9th inning of a no hitter to get your pitcher out there quicker. at the very least they should be swinging at everything to get out quicker.
Dylan Strider
>>142976155
>Suarez warming upNO SHILDT!YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!
Semien homer.
>>142976199just in case he potatoes
>>142976061>he thinks hes watching a no hitteroh you sweet summer child...see you in the bottom of the 9th
>>142976220yeah im hoping my umpies armando gallaraga this fool
>>142976156>intentional outmets could do this so pete alonso only hits with no one on
Semen homo.
Based Horwitz
Roll for broken up with two outs in the 9th
>>142976282>fly out to shallow center
>>142976254Who is this?
kek poodres kek
>>142976254ERG looking smug
>>142976327cubspie after her operation
How is cease still throwing 100
Cease claps ya cheeks
>>142976361Rosin
CEASE :DD
well gg poodres
And that's a complete game no-hitter
>Natinals
congrats to cease and shitdres fans everywhere
>>142976254cm
Open ceaseame!
no hitter!! gj Dads.
>the poopoopeepee mets fan posting in MLB66 chatMusgrove MINDFUCKED YA
>gnats
My brewies don't play tonight which game should I watch
naSHITnals
5 in row baby :)
Fake and gay ass game
>>142976254sauce
>>142976448Welcome back
>>142976448Thank you for spotting us some wins Abrams and Wood will b legit <3
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO PADS
Congrats to the Padres on their second no hitter in franchise history.
I like that Johnson made the last putout homie is bad but it's nice for him to have a moment
>>142976566Thanks Dodgersbro see ya next week
another well deserved award for the padres!
>Dylan Cease's longest prior no-hit bid was broken up by Luis Arraez with two outs in the ninthKIIVO status?
nice work tigerssee you tomorrow
This is the highlight of the Poodres this season because they will miss the playoffs. SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS.
welcome back to the fold, dads. redberds off today, and mets will be taking that top spot from the braves this week (along with second place).
Hecking love afternoon baseball.
>Poos on a 5 game winning streak right out of the ASG break>Throws a no-hitter Yep, they're roiding and doping. MLB needs to step and stop this immediately.
>>142976754Wild card is gonna be crazy, sooo many players still
Well well well..... Where's that bitch persona Washington poster~ that was so satisfying no hitting on her face~ we own you Nats~ we love it~ next time don't start shit when we gave your our prospects OR plunk profar. We love our second no hitter!
>Dodgers, Yankees Interested In Rich HillWhat.
I hate being a Nationals fan
>>1429760374chan NEET equivalent of "6"3' nonchalant deadhead btw"
Dumb
Padres had a cycle, no-hitter, and a pitcher hit a grand slam (sparking an 8-run comeback) in a four year span against the Nationals. Strange to have so many of these rare events come against an non-divisional opponent.
What is he thinking about rn?
>>142976738>>142976820>>142976418>>142976345 mow my lawn paco. have fun losing to the vagiants
>>142976888We talking 'bout the dead?
>>142976962normal white man things
gay ants
>>142977202doyers vs jints thread
>>142976888> 4chan NEET equivalent of "6"3' nonchalant deadhead btw"wut
Scherzer strikes out honorary white man and black republican Tommy Pham to earn his 3400th Strikeout.
>>142977043KEK!!!
>>142977305that is a disgusting act
>>142977034Im goin to the sphere a week from today
Future Brave confirmed, Kelenic will be his buddy in the clubhouse.
>>142977355I've been dying to go this whole time but I'm too broke for vegas. Hope it's incredible though man, enjoy yourself
It’s dark, it’s lonely, and the stove is ice cold. It’s July and I’m freezing over here. Someone please light the stove.
>>142977390>frezzin to death, I can't survive on roomers and buzz alone
reminder the Nats players, manager, and announcers seethed at Profar for celebrating a walkoff so the next game they threw at him. Machado hit a homerun the very next pitch and Nationals lost every game following that (6/6), to top it all off with a no hitter.
Find pepechad
>>142977035>White man>Literally says he's black
>>142977524Yeah those are bad vibes
>>142977524kek I remember, was hilarious.
>>142977373uh...whitebros? our response? why is one of our own engaging in this chimpery?
>>142977597WE ARE NOT TAKING THAT!
>>142977597he's 'tistic. Just like my nigga Kelenic
>Webb vs Kershaw
>>142976254jannies gooning to this one
>>142977683clownshit is pitching again?
>>142976000Dads!
weeb vs kershit
I'm gay
>>142977524Best jomboy breakdown of the year too.
>>142977747>24 hours of this retarded shitposting Does this dude ever sleep?
>>142977855i also make these shitposts but i usually include picrel when i do it
>>142977855It's all one guy
>>142977882no, i do it too. but i use picrel
someone get godgers on the case
Looks like it's gonna be 3 series losses in a row for my Jays.
I'm gay.
>>142977747>>142977876>>142977906>>142977974differentfag
this general can't go 1 hour without someone talking about sucking cock
>>142977995uh, no one mentioned sucking cock>gay people: exist>anon: blowjobs! DICK SUCKING. SUCK MY COCK!!!!!!!!!!!
I still prefer this over 81-81, hard for the front office to deny what's right in front of their eyes
Kershaw earning runs.
it's all one girl
>>142977855It's a cunt who has never had rape correction. Then there's a bunch of simp orbiters that mimic her. I genuinely do not understand how she hasn't been banned yet with the flooding that goes on
>>142978100Probably special privileges from the mods in the IRC. Mods usually stay away from the people they like.
>52 pitches
>>142977995Lets talk about that Cubs winning streak.
>>142976836ara ara~
Rangers win. 4 game series sweep. 2.5 games behind.
dansby’s wife is better at sports than he isGAKT
>>142976254might not be able to jerk it for a few days after seeing this thanks bud
>>142978301facing my Jays nextblowout losses, beanballs and benchclearings just like old times?
>>142978322Trap series.
can’t wait for the cubbies to get Mayo and Vladdy from the orange and blue bird teams
>>142977597
Cubbies on a mission
>>142978412and there you have it. the whitesplain spinning of the narrative.
Imagine taking an afternoon off work to watch this garbage. What an embarrassing costly mistake. I'd seriously rethink the employment of anyone who worked for me and made that decision.
Ladies and Gentlemen : The Toronto Blue Jays Bullpen
>Rays 4th lowest runs per game in the league>12-0 in the 7th
Fat blow gays
This was supposed to be a pitchers duel and Kershaw and Webb are sucking big.
Reminder it was only 3-0 when Bassitt was pulled in the 5th.
>>142978548Worst part is Bassitt takes the L cause the scrubs at bat have even less reason to score since he exited.
Reminder the Jays front office thinks this team can contend in 2025
Berdinals off today. Starting to slip in WC standings.
>>142978707we got this
>>142978736I am thinking we do!
>go to store>get yummy food>get home>put yummy food away>think to anonselfI will watch a few innings of Giants @ Dodgers baseball, Kershaw is finally back!>turn on game>fifth inning>joe kelly is already in the game>fi
>>142978650>hit by a pitch 2x>leaves base loadedHe does not split as he use to.
>>142978671>Bichett on waivers before the trade>half of their bullpen gets DFAed
jays are still only 9 games out of a wildcard spot
>>142978309It's only July
>>142973140>>142977373These guys really don't want to get traded, do they
>>142977373>The one thing you can't do as a pitcher>Somehow they all do itI will never understand this
Based Rays player giving souvenirs to all the kids in the visiting crowd during break.
>Ernie pitchinghahaha oh wow
Amazing how much better players get when they leave the white sox.
only gave up 1 run, what a stud
>idk if thats an extra big bug up there...racism against ohtani alert
>have sibling who works with Marlins hitters on strategy against opposing pitchers>send this to them to get s reaction>”whoever will take him and whoever gets him to leave”I would caution your team against trading for Jazz anon. He’s apparently extremely talented but dumb as shit and with the personality of a tiktok zoomer.
>>142979016>Puts up a better inning than any of the releivers
>>142979094i mean ken griffey jr was too black for the yankees
>>142979094>sounds perfect, we'll take him for Pearson, Schneider and Berroa
>Billy Eppler is on baseball night in NY
>blow gays
gg Rays
>its a Chris Sale vs Mets startowari da...
Still waiting for someone to make an Eliminated graphic for my Jays
>11 game losing streak>51 games under .500
>>142979220About to sweep the mariners though
>>142979196
>>142979220And Dylan Cease just threw a no hitter
>>142979220I appreciate how the needle is still slightly above 0, it's like there is somehow still a shred of hope.
Don't get me wrong I love my braves but does anyone else find it weird that our wives always go to private meet and greets with Acuña, Harris and Ozuna before the games?
>>142979284yeah that needs to be fixed
>>142979291head up man, I'd rather just be the worst playing franchise in baseball than dealing with what oakland is dealing with :[
>>142979288Aggressively Mets post
>>142979342That's glorious. Nicely done. Thanks
>>142979288Go Braves!Chop on!
Why does the Dodgers outfield defense look so half assed?
>>142979511Teo is a DH, Heyward is washed, and Pages isn't a better CF than Outman.
>>142979524Heyward is still pretty solid
Ahmed and Ohtani, the middle east and far east asian menaces, back to back homers!
>Laureano>Alvarez Jr.
>>142979576He's ok, just not as good as he used to be.
>Christian Yelich intends to rest and rehab his back rather than undergo surgery that would have ended his season, a source tells @TheAthletic.This nigga is gonna get a season ending back injury first week of September
>>142979772damn the white sox are on their own level of shit
and that's a season wrap against the gay bay.
Doyers won that game AND that series
gg Giantssee you next time
Doyers won, in case anyone was wondering
doyers won :)
>>142979795nigga you have west hollywood
FAGGOTants!!!
>last dodgers giants game of the season is in july and not septembermanfred is a baseball terrorist
>>142979772mets feasted on the yanks.
>>142979873Cheated
gg giants
>>142979873Mets cheated
>>14297979151 games under .500 never before heard of
>>142979816
>>142979882>>142979888oh she freakin' it must be time for mets baseball
>>142979220>Crochet made himself untradeble with insane diva demands>Robert made himself untradeable with shitty play>Wasted top draft pick on a pitcher because they assumed bats were coming in those trades
>>142979860>manfred is a baseball terroristThis.
>>142979913Let's be honest, if they drafted Jac instead, he'd just be another VaughnThere's literally nothing they can do right
>>142979860actual dogshit, rivalry games are the best thing for sales and he chose to blow his load this early in the hottest part of summer
What else can i bet on today or tomorow? Made like 10 dollars between both Dodgers games i wanna see what else i can get
severino likes the black unis
>>142979772The Jays' stats really suggest that they should be even worse they are now.
Which team in /mlb/ has the best frogs?
>>142979882>>142979888everytime I hear these words... i think back to that fateful day...
>>142979941It's just amazing how every single thing can blow up in their face. No pitcher has EVER said "I won't play in the postseason unless you pay me more money", and then the one guy they were counting on trading comes out and says it, destroying his trade value.
>>142979990Post the picture!
>>142979983>they should be even worse they are now.*worse than
>>142979983hey at least you guys aren't 8-19 in one run games
Do not post the image. Have some respect.
>>142979985My team has the best shark.
>>142979980I hate this version of them. No idea why they removed the white. The white really made the lettering pop out
my braves are about to get swept :\
this is all the jannies will allow, too much heat at the moment since recker has been made aware of the situation on here.
Cubspie doesn't deserve this
>>142980065that's an awfully large cluster of black pixels
>>142980047really? I like the way they look without the white. I gotta get one of those caps now that you mention it.
Baser is hurt??
>>142980098Hate is a strong word, it's more accurate to say that these are my least favorite rendition of the black jerseys. For me, it goes2021-2023 black > 1999-2010 black > Current black.On a jerseys related note, I do wish we'd scrap the home blues and just bring back the away version of the blue. We don't wear the home blues much anymore anyways, and it doesn't make sense to have a jersey we rarely wear take up a uniform slot.
>>142980086This! So much this! She deserves cuddles and love.
>pooperino
>>142979236you know what? That'll do
>>142980065What does Recker have to do with Cubspie?
>>142972995Really doesn't matter, as long as Cashman and Boone is there, the Yankees will be the same.
>>142980223They're dating.
>>142980223check the archives. that's all I'm at liberty to say.
...ngh...please...ngh...
>>142980223Mets new kid confusing memes
can someone give me a quick rundown of my cardinals this season? i see that we are in a postseason spot. i normally dont start watching til then.
>>142980339Cardinals are the red berd team in MLB The Blue Jays are the blue berd team, and the Orioles are the orange berd team. Hope this helps
baybaw
Orioles!
bay with the baw di bang di dang shiggy diggy diggyshot the boogies and up jom the boyers
greedy ass mets
mets pls play better
Why did McNeil go there???
>>142980380>Orioles are the orange berd team.close. their ducks. ducks are not birds
>>142980432he's mentally retarded (plays for the mets)
>>142980449
metsiepoos
>>142980496quit makings all these shit memes and focus on making some more animated ones
DO SOMETHING HAL STEINBRENNER YOU USELESS FUCKFIRE BOONE AND FIRE CASHMAN!!! CLEAN HOUSE!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>142980448Careful throwing around the D word like that brochacho. Ducks are incredibly powerful, as the masters of land sea and air.
that face when cubs are gonna get crochet and max fried and have 4 lefty SP
>>142980536I got some Dee right here for you pal
I could use a good pounding...
>>142980526REEEEEEE!!
>>142980065STOP POSTAN THISCUBSPINA MADE A MISTAKEREEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw off dayREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>142980523no.
What/who are Cubspina and Reckina?
>>142980548>.
reeeeeeee wrong filetype
>DJ Stewart vs a LHP>This occurs because Mendoza is giving Brandon Nimmo a day offThen wouldn't it have made sense to get Nimmo his day off against Cole? Because we knew we were facing Chris Sale tonight
>barfy doo's
LINDOOOORRRRRA SWING AND A DRIIIIIVEI LOVE YOU MY BEAUTIFUL SHORTSTOP
Bravesissies... did we just get SPIC'D?
LINDOR
>this is the state and quality of /mlb/ when the jays aren't making the playoffstruly the dark ages have begun
This cursed and injury riddled season will never end
LINDOR!
FRANCISCOOOOOOOOO
>a transexual japanese who doesn't field or pitch will win MVP over the gold glove shortstop with a 30-30 season
>>142980677I jagged off to an Asian girl today! I thought of you when I came haha
>>142980669It was like this last year in the playoffs
>>142980623Google images search Anthony recker and thank me later. Oh, and try not to cum too hard
he just can't stop hitting home runs...
https://streamable.com/k8jmqh
>>142980448>>142980536"lol, fuck the ducks" - Adley Rutschman
>>142980656slut
>>142980035I see the Reds took the 2023 Padres curse
Astros want Taillon Taillon for Tucker straight up
Still happy we season sweeped these Nats bummed. And a cherry on top with a no hitter. Just a good way to start in the day!
>>142980758who is the better school college baseball bros? I live like an hour from both of these teams and have never gone to see them before. I'm thinkin ducks tbqhonest.
>Faggots though Volpe was better than Lindor
The Mets are America's team
>>142980722Are you gay?
>>142980781what have the nats ever done to you?
>>142980807NY Kino :]
>>142980807that would be our heartland cardinals
>>142980830Yeah, I'm grimacing alright.
I tried.
lets get a couple more runs this inning, for Edgardo.
>>142980807They’re not even #1 in their own city
If my team loses tonight I'm going to jack off to tranny porn
>>1429808740-4
>>142980874
>>142980874you missed that subway series anon?
>>142980892>>142980905A once every 10 year event
>>142980874it was a pretty good one, I think you would have enjoyed it.
I can't wait until the Mets fail in the playoffs, and all their stupid fans feel like shit and just shut up.
>>142980949>like they haven't done that to >me about a dozen times already lol
>>142980949At least they're going to make the playoffs, unlike your Yankees
>>142980978Jokes on you, we tanking for the draft
>>142980680different leagues, retard
Gay Mets KekGMK
My Shitdres gonna leapfrog two WC teams today :)
unrelated but thay tullamore dew commerical might be the worst thing I've seen, I actively avoid that whiskey now
I just farted and it smells like shit. Royals fan btw
NLbros... how do we stop the mets
Eddie Rosario fucking sucks
>If anyone wants to start him in October, he needs to have an extension firstEven James Harden wouldn't go THAT far. Crochet is delusional. https://x.com/BRWalkoff/status/1816551762314019312
It's NACHO time!!!! Ahah
Finna based assman
>>142981026you can fart in my face anytimemets fan by the way :)
>>142980892>>142980905>>14298092227
MOGGED BY THE ASS MAN
>>142981057>check who reported he wants an extension >HeymanSounds like bullshit to drive down his trade value
>>142981094Crochet's camp would have denied it by now. This makes him look really bad.
Crochet's cock
Vogelstewart fucking sucks. You're telling me we have nothing better than him in the minors? Even Baty playing RF would be better, he might hit and defense probably the same.
>shitty field
>gay stadium
Go Braves, fuck the woke mets and new woke city
>guaranteed rape field
Lol nice flyout riley hit the gym fat boy
>>142981221Hes 2 for 3 tonight
>>142981231fake
>>142980722That doesn’t tell me what or who are Cubspina and Recker.
LET'S GO METS
Is it just me or is Chris Sale pretty based?
>>142981250we need vientgoat rn
>>142981266I didnt realize how good of a year he was having.
>>142981273Hes been outstanding for the most part
I feel kinda bad, but this guy in the proton therapy ad that says he loves to watch mariner games with this wife; at some point you have to wonder where his cancer came from.
>>142981293>wifedoubt
im licking my chops in anticipation for whatever the cubs will get for Smyly Leiter and Taillon. my dick is tingling
always will be too
Edlose Peeazz
>Walking the guy who swings at damn near everythingIt's going to be one of those nights for Diaz, isn't it?
I would prefer it if Diaz threw strikes
Bro's got a .167 OPS
>>142981411slut
Yeah my braves aren't a playoff team
replays ruined baseball
Holy FUCK we got away with that
umpies+mettiejetties own /mlb/
stupid fucking call to try and steal third there
GO AHEAD RUN IS OUT AT THIRD!
Dumbass fucking steal attempt in scoring position there
The umps really fucked the Braves in the ass with that callthey probably liked it though
>asking jew York to overturn a call in jew York
>barves actually took Shit Merrishit off our handsNO REFUNDS KEK WHAT A KWAB
>>142981471you are french.
Alonzo walks it off goodnight
AJ Puck to Diamondbacks
GayJ Cuck
>>142981492Lindor gonna beat him to it
>not showing velos anymoredid Lindor kill the statcast?
At this rate Iglesias is going to be pulled out on a pitch count after having faced two batters
This fucking ump. Gave the pitcher a free 0-2
yay manfred ball
Manfred ball
/nu/>>142981578>>142981578>>142981578/nu/
Alvarez is such a fucking faggot. Sit back down retard just looking for league clout cause you're young
>>142980797I don't know much about college baseball, but the Beavers outright won the national championship a couple of years ago.
