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>Mfw this is America's final summer gamesWhat a time to be alive.
match thread>>142989735>>142989735
>>142992360globohomo show inc anons
>>142992360I love Olympics comfy generals
>>142992406Yes, La Baguette is very finny
waiting for Isarael delegation to appear to see what happens
>>142992506Get ready
>>142992506Parisian muslims gonna egg them
>>142992536so the whole city? yay
cant wait to ejaculate my cock to all these European objects
gimi
hey guys, I'm here too
>>142992560anyone in specific?
>>142992360>>142991776claiming my waifushonourable mention to patricia mamona who is not competing ;_;
hey
damn this qatari athlete is hooot
>>142992522So it wasn't Iran then. Who was it?
All Nations, report.
why didnt the jewish athlete get banned just like the Russians
>>142992601You CAN'T have Miho
LET'S GOVAI BRASIL
hello gentlemen
3 hours and 45 minutes of this shit im just gonna watch first 10 minutes then go play cs go
hello anons
Columbian standing by
QUICK !!!!what board are you reporting in from?
>>142992640Guatemala standing by
>>142992738h, hdg to be precise
I hope it's not gonna be cringe and lame (it will very likely be)
Is no one watching this? Even the Romania v Ukraine thread was much quicker
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142992738/pol/
>>142992738/ak/ standing by
reminder we were robbed of this by covidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNuqKVG781I
>>142992640England standing by
Reckon they should add parkour to the Olympic programme.
hello world, my 4th Olympics here
>Hazel Irvine using the words 'best of France' while an aerial shot of Saint Denis is pictured
IT STARTING!!!
>>142992662
ZIZOU
ALLONS ENFANT
>>142992738/vp/ at your service
THIS IS SO GAY ALREADY KEK
why is this nafri monkey comedian worshipped in France so much
ZIDANE
ZIZOU CHRIST
I'm so excited for thisI have nothing going on in my life so I was deadly bored since Euro
>>142992772>>142989735
>>142992784Yep, I waited for Tokyo for 5 years and it was so sad
/tv/
>>142992738/pol/ Olympics and World Cup tourist here!
Muh smelly French man.
Olympic fire is fake
zidane is algerian btwthey couldnt get a real french man
are they gonna have an intouchables and amelie reference in this
I am a real Greek Patriot. I do not root for our pozzed Olympic team.
french people actually believe Paris looks as nice as this
Keep in mind this is America's final Olympic games before our total collapse. Enjoy it while you can, there is nothing after this.
is paris a shithole? pls respond
>>142992522Those terrorists should be given to France's Action Division. If you've seen those scenes with Action Service in Day of the Jackal, they are basically given carte blanche to do what they like for France's security.What happens to the OAS's Wolensky in that film's scene. I hope the same happens to these subhuman terrorists.
thanks frogs, I already hate it
zigger sabotage incomingpower will go out or something
BROWN CHILDREN
paying for metro ticketswow racism already
I zee zidane running with the flame from black people, it started now?
ZIZZOUUUU GOAT
ziane should headbutt someone
>train stops on the way to the olympicstopical
>>142992738/jp/
>empty stadium>poor infrastructure causing subway to stopwhat did they mean by this?
>>142992936why pozzed?
The music is fin
Sacre bleu! Moinsour Zidine!
>>142992996kek
French Stranger Things
>they have to go throw the catacombs to avoid being mugged
Yes, kids, go with that weird hooded figure.
>no stickyKek this Olympics is over before it even started
oh shit thats where ratatouille was
As a Parisian, this is unironically Kino. Even the subway stopping without telling you why.
LMAO THEY PUT RATS IN THE OPENING CERAMONY!!
A bit satanic that Paris sits atop a pile of skulls
>>142992360Last roll before the games starts.
>>142992738/tg/
what the fuck is this shit
When's the Les Mis reference?
Holy shit, paris is hideous
So much diversity, I clapped.
Does Paris really have racist crocodiles?
>not even happening in a stadiumreally?
mods sticky you fucking useless niggers
spooooky time
>>142992738/biz/
JVPITOR
>>142993093rooooll nigga
>>142993086>French infrastructure
>>142993086yes
reminder that Trump will get to open the 2028 games
>>142993043Fineee
STICKYSTICKYSTICKYSTICKY
>a literal sewer represents parishuh? what?????????London was so much better
Oh look, there's Mint Fantome
>>142992506The Iranian boat will be laying water mines before them.
LOW ENERGY... SAD!
The fucking life jackets
So the balck kid stole the torch after Paris subway broak down for no reason? I guess they aren't afraid of showing real France
Macron's wife is an mtf trans in a wig
>>142992738/vt
WTF was that zombie mother Teresa boat shit?
AHEM>OBSERVE
>>142993093Dolan
ça ira
Who the fuck is going to light the torch now?
holyfuck the german Euro 2024 was so much better and whiter already. im out cya you niggerloving muslim shithole enjoyers
>>142992596gold medalist in getting terrible boobjobs
London olympic opening gag was better
thomas bach demands to be addressed as olympic champion fencing 1976 everytime
REFUGEE BOAT
I sleep
>>142993132We don't say that word here GeorgiANO
London 2012 still unbeaten
Good start Frenchies
IRA?leave it out, france
Kino
booooo, nothing against french anons, they are cool. I simply disagree with the direction
>>142993176is that Splinter?
whoa thats pretty cool
>Austerlitz BridgeKino desu
>>142993093Rolling
>>142993036 a nigger will be our flag-holder and the big names of the team are leftists and government-leeches.
>>142993093rolling for my 3rd wife (moving to Africa)
There's so much globohomo iconography it's unreal.
K I N OINO
ALLEZ FRENCHBROS
PEYTON MANNING? Holy based.
VGH.. JVPITER…
>>142993194The river styx
>>142993093Roll
Kill this nigger
This is so Jewish lmao
>french comedian jamal doubouz >french player zineddine zidan
let's go boys!
>>142993218good job 47. now head to an exit
>>142992738/lgbt/
I've lost count on how many time I crossed the Austerlitz bridge. Alma is my favorite though.
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*
AHAHAHAHAH
Who’s the faceless woman?? I don’t get it
O hlook, it's the Supreme Leader of the Strogg, Le Makron
FFS STICKY WHEN
The music is good
hitler should've wiped france out. sad!
must be cool to live in those apartments
It's not the olympics until Tom Brady arrives
>>142993093gimi
>>142993218 >bald wyte boi cute
>>142993273That's every olympic opening ceremony besides beijin
>>142993320HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
Alright I guess that was cool with the smoke but that video intro was kind of lame
THE TIKTOK SONG
>>142993320WOOOOOOOOOOOW AHAHAHAHA
kek the immigrant boat
>>142993320Quintessentially french
>>142993093gimme 30!!!
Kinda sucks it'll rain hard in an hour or so. For once it's not in a boring stadium.
>the entire ceremony will be watching boats slowly drift down the seine
>>142993320my beautiful wife and her boyfriend
Enchante bros!
Why are the athletes first? what the fuck is this shit
>>142993320OHNONONONONNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
>>142993351It's expensive
>>142993368>t. Tommy Chang
lel look what's just about to come down
>>142993093rolling
>>142993382yeah really, london's was way better
>one black boy and two white girls obviously younger than him.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! wtf France I'll go full braiziliANO for that HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Greece on their way to pay EU debts
ENTRA GREECE
>>142993093vagina
fucking helicopters cant goon in peace
Are they ever going to reveal the boat wraith?
>>142993320Soul
It would be funny if another Baltimore happens lol
>its a BMWF scenario againJust once let the diversity come from the women's side
What's this gay ass music. At London 2012 we had Underworld, Chemical Brothers and Fuck Buttons
>'''''''''''''''parade''''''''''''''' order
Entran los GriegiANOS
>>142993320there aint no way
Athletes already?Is it over?
FUG, not gonna lie, the ship things convinced me now. Seems cool.
Paris is truly one of the worlds great cities
Frenchies I am bopping, enjoying the sounds
>>142993400do they go any faster?
ENTRA GREECE>>142993453MY BROTHER
>>142993426:(
>>142993470macron's wife
>>142993470Obviously the Asscreed Unity protag
are they going to use the Arc de Triomphe for something?
>>142993466>gooningseek odin
I think the boats are kind of cool honestly, better than them walking in a circle on a track
>>142993428Already taken Pierre
>tirico explaining the segmentsholy amerishart
>>142993255>splinter and his teen mutants
>>142993093>romanian girl is the only one looking like a meth addict
>>142993093Go
Kek, refugees on a boat.
>>142993400what the fuck were they thinking
>>142993320kek, is the cameraman an anon?
>>142993320>my daughter :)
>>142993320Oh no no no...
rapefugee
>>142993470Brigitte Macron (without makeup)
>refugees all on a small boatkino
Where's the ceremony? Did I miss it?
Why did they send the ships now? Thought it would be after the show
>refugee boat
REFUGEES HAHAHAHAH HOLYFUCK PARIS HHAHAHA YOU KEKS
>>142993485why south africa in top?
STOP THE BOATS
if the sun came out it would improve this 10 fold
>2 hours of boats BTW ZU MUST DRINKEN VON DEM BOTTLE LID
>>142993400IS THIS IT? LONDON FOREVER THE BEST
>the flag covers antentokunbos face Based
how did greeks fall this bad
>the refugee Olympic teamUhh what
>>142993347The Allies wiped out hitler. Glad!
>>142993093roll
>>142993528>>142993531>>142993534kek
Please just start ww3 and destroy everything at this point.
Refugee boat. KEK
>rapefugees rolling in on a boatsink that shit for accuracy while we're at it
those boats could be more decoratedi don't know looks kinda shit
>>142993549Kekekekek
>we're already at the flag presentationsit's fucking over already?all we got was a pre-recorded sequence?
Greek boat should sink the Refugee team boat.
>>142993422I hate China, but the CCP olympics were all about the glory of China. There wasVery little satanic globohomo symbolism at the Beijing ceremonies
>decolonization theme>refugee boatWow, this is fucking gay.
>>142992360Why sextapes from olímpica village are not leaked?
question, why was greece first?
If Macron didn't get Daft Punk back to perform tonight he will not get re-elected
muh refugees
other thread got stickied
they will continue down the siene and into the english channel
Ok having boats for every country is kino
>already the parade of nationsThat was a very short ceremony.
I thought the hosts went last?
>that ugly ass boat
Are russian athletes allowed? What are they competing under
>>142993400is THIS really it for 3 hours???? HOW MANY MILLIONS WILL TUNE OUT AFTER 20 MINUTES???
>>142992933>>142992933>>142992933>>142992933STICK THREAD
athletes cant see themselves on the big screen and rush towards the camera man based
>>142993638It's about to rain lol rip
Was the "ceremony" that video with Zidane? What the fuck is this shit
The boat thing is pretty cool honestly.
So athletes are coming on now, and there is no stadium show? So the opening is just some people on a boat tour? Lame.
>>142992779based
>germany didn't even get it's own boattop fucking kek
>Afghanistandidn't they change the flag
>grey sky>entrance through boatsYou...you cant be serious right?
Was that actually it,
>>142993638haven't seen Lady Gaga yet
>>142993591>on a boatoh my fucking god
every country gets their own boat?
>>142993591have you been living under a rock for the last olympics?
With no daft punk this is quite boring
this is garbage, right?
why they put the athletes in ugly boats?
>>142993663They invented the Olympics.
>home team
South African boat is almost all white
>>142993320Lmao
"Germany"
>>142993093rollin
>sorting germany on the A boat because in french it starts with Ai hate frogs
SCHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
>>142993663They go first every time because its their thing
>>142993736I hope it rains.
Thank god the germans lost
oh shit, the french boat
Yeah I fucking love boats
>>142993839allemagne
>>142993638Wait, that's it?You guys had the queen jumping out of the helicopter with James Bond and frgos jsut recorded a football player getting stuck in trafic?
Subhuman /pol/tards on suicide watch
RUNNING ORDER Indonesia l’Indonésie (f.) Indonésien, IndonésienneIraq l’Irak (m.) Irakien, Irakienne oderIraquien, IraquienneIran l’Iran (m.) Iranien, IranienneIreland l’Irlande (f.) Irlandais, IrlandaiseNorthern Ireland l’Irlande du Nord (f.) Nord-Irlandais, Nord-IrlandaiseIceland l’Islande (f.) Islandais, IslandaiseIsrael Israël (m.) Israëlien, IsraëlienneItaly l’Italie (f.) Italien, ItalienneJamaica la Jamaïque Jamaïcain, JamaïcaineJapan le Japon Japonais, JaponaiseJordan la Jordanie Jordanien, JordanienneKazakhstan le Kazakhstan Kazakh, Kazakhe odeWITHIN TOUCHING DISTANCE!!!!
>>142993733They should enter on a U-boat.
The country below this post will lose a gold medal against the country above
is this it? My god it makes me regret covid japan Olympics
A bit boring desu
>ArgentinaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>142992360THEY GOT A RAPUGEE TEAM>MFW
argies are so unlikable
>In the interest of keeping this board general, please combine threads related to similar topics (example: specific teams, games, players, etc.).either delete the rule or stop being faggots you fucking faggots
Doesn't the ceremony start a bit later?
wannabe whites
>first olympics esports next yearFucking what? GAY.
Which streams work?I can't find one that does.
>>142994022>>142994022of course you frog
Fire whoever it was that came up with the boat idea.
I THINK IT'S GONNA RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN
>>142993941i find it difficult desu
>>142993922this boat will blow up for certain
>>142992640Québec standing by
The fuck kind of ceremony is this?I thought the French would do better than this.What the fuck France?
Hope they put Israel and Iran on the same boat
>>142994050says the wannabe european
>>142994048started, we will have 15 or 20 minutes of team introduction before the actual show
Indonesia l’Indonésie (f.) Indonésien, IndonésienneIraq l’Irak (m.) Irakien, Irakienne oderIraquien, IraquienneIran l’Iran (m.) Iranien, IranienneIreland l’Irlande (f.) Irlandais, IrlandaiseNorthern Ireland l’Irlande du Nord (f.) Nord-Irlandais, Nord-IrlandaiseIceland l’Islande (f.) Islandais, IslandaiseIsrael Israël (m.) Israëlien, IsraëlienneItaly l’Italie (f.) Italien, ItalienneJamaica la Jamaïque Jamaïcain, JamaïcaineJapan le Japon Japonais, JaponaiseJordan la Jordanie Jordanien, JordanienneKazakhstan le Kazakhstan Kazakh, Kazakhe odeISRAEL AND IRAN TO BE ON THE SAME BARGE!!!
>>142993914No one will ever match our opening. No other country has the SOVL.
Damn this boat shit is gay as fuckNormal entrance into a stadium is superior
Aruba is a nation?
>>142994098Fuck les osties de jannies tabarnak.
so many blacks in European countries wow i didn't know is this bad
>>142992601For me, it's Do.This is a 10 in Vietnam.
>>142994109I'm mad they're not using the Arc de Triomphe, what a missed oportunity
Bahrain omegalul
>>142994109It could have been us.
>>142993320B V L L
>>142994109It's less boring than hundreds of countries slowly walking in a stadium, here it goes quicker at least. Based for making the most BORING part of the ceremony go faster thanks to boats.
doing the ceremony outside of a stadium is fucked
Holy shit guys what were all those Argentines in they boat singing?
>>142993093Let's roll!!!
>>142993638If this lasts for 4 hours this can't be it, right
wtf is this
the fuck is that thing?
Sorry France, this is shite
Wtf is this gay shit
Is this Lady Gaga?
THE BOGDANOVS!!!!!!!!!
>Lady Gaga strip showThey could have at least carried on hiding her face
Tranny Gaga has NOTHING to do with France, she has to stop paying to show up in these events.She's also awfull out of tune kek
Why couldn't they get a French singer? Wrf is this
>>142993626Africans are the future
damn she hit the wall hard
Why is the stream in Italian?
Everybody saying "wow, unbelievable, people on boat waing their flags!"The Seine is always full of boatst. lives in Paris
wtf is this..... WHERES THE PARADE
I wonder how much I paid to that shit
Is this Joker 2?
did she just call them animals
>>142994349wait until you see the french singer they selected to sing piaf
gay blacks
What the fuck is this shit?
blonde lady getting zucked by ziggers. typical french scenario
>Autistically swing things around for showhate that shit
>lady gaga and gayniggers
>>142994345She's a globohomo illuminati idol, she will never not be at these events
Yes, she's very fuckable in those heels
Based gaga
>>142994385Do you know what else is going to be full very soon?
Imagine all the French musicians watching this going, wtf, why is she headlining this
>>142994374she was born against a wall
not a single white lol
wear a fuckin bra your tits are saggy those things are dead
>>142993578Afrique du Sud
I expected a dragshow
How does Lady Gaga keep getting work
>>142994398About 1/10 of what you're paying for the defense industry to pointlessly send weapons to Ukraine
>>142994435Celine Dion I heard
>flabby arms>ugly tatooswhy are women like this?
>>142994349That was her or a nigger
>>142994494The sticks belong in my urethra.
>>142994435Will she have a trendy skin color? Or will it be he?
>>142994536she's the new harley quinn too damn
>>142994504You are watching the death of french culture live on TV and you complain?
Gerard Depardieu must be rolling in his grave
>french "culture"
>>142992560You have nice ladies. Amazing treat for opening. Those few who are not covered are amazing.
>>142994345>>142994487She's hot in heels and your opinions are retarded.
she is not playing that piano for fuckin sure
>>142994502I just want the Seine to be full of Algerians
>>142994504They better not let her sing La Vie en Rose
>>142993093this gacha games are getting wild man
>>142994504>>142994618Tbf she is singing in French and all the gay shit is French culture
I think the globalist are trying to tell us something guys...
>>142994556>>142994614hint, she has a japanese-sounding name
I want to cum in Lady Gaga's big nosed face!
she should lay of the macarons
having these performances actually makes the parade of athletes not boring as shit
Why Bahrein's boat looks like they arrested them?
>>142994435
>>142994345She looks hot stfu
not enough blacks in my opinion, France has more of them and they need work, quite racist of them
>>142992360none of the links in your op loaddoes anyone have an alternative stream site?
Why would the French have an American singer for their opening ceremony? Euros are such vassals to America it's insane
Frenchies really got no culture. Brits peaked with Shakespeare and the Beatles you really can't get better than that.
papaparapapa
>>142994629>Gerard Depardieu must be rolling in his grave
>>142994504>>142994618It should have been Alizee
that nigga slips ahahahahaha
gay ass shit
>thai tv already giving up and showing ads alreadylol its over.
>>142994207>BahrainI'm still laughing, and I'm sure that's not even the dinkiest boat.I'm waiting for some microcountry to come through in two-man rowboat.How did this ever get past the proposal stage? This is pure comedy.
>all brown teams have their natives>all Europeans have those brown peopleHmm
>>142994398I was listening to the radio yesterdayand there was talk that just cleaning the river cost a billion €
>that one white guy on the Bangladesh boat
>>142994632...as opposed to mutt 'culture': simping for an orange subhuman felon
Morning will ever top the 2008 ceremony, right?
Why aren’t bangladeshis holding the argentina flag?
>>142994719She looks fucking FAT, not hot at all
>>142994774They are in France.
>>142994739>>142994738French culture is truly over
This is SO GAY
> tatted American whoreNot looking good so far.
Bangladesh has 170 mil people yet they only have 5 competitors.Jeets are really useless biological waste.
>>142994824>cleaning the riverimpossible task without destroying the whole city but yes, it was something like 1.2 or 1.4
i'm not getting "Olympics/big event" vibes from this.it's more like the opening of a shitty fun run
Imagine if they just fired an RPG at the Israeli boat
belizeman i miss john mcafee
this is based
I can't... ahem.... Belize it!
>>142994877and that weak ass James Gandolfini died of a heart attack after a meal in Rome
>>142994965don't jinx it rabbi
Just how big are the China and USA boats going to be?
>>142994986>1 athlete :\
Bermudan Karen is in heaven
>>142994965You would kill us too :(
>Bermuda in bermudasbruhs
who the fuck is holding the flame cristiano jr
Get those groomers away from the mutt kids!
>>142995022USA is a double decker. They have 300+ athletes
CINQ HEURES DU MAT' J'AI DES FRISSONS
>>142994881Least gay Brazilian
>>142994948>shitty fun runeverything is like that in france, bringing ballons to funerals is a thing now...
Olympics are supposed to be the epitome of athletism and serious sportsmanship, the hell is this pink gay ass shit?
>>142995060I am.
congratulations France, the worst opening ceremony by far
Why did French cheap out like this?This is laughably bad.
From the land of the Tsundere Dragon
comfy bhutanese boat
Is Bhutanon there?
the final boss await in The Seine.
>Botswana
botswana BLACKED
Italians better be in the lambo yacht
wtf kek
why do /sp/ retards still even make threads asking why there is no hype for this shit? all i see is a bunch of niggers on a couple boats, accompanied by a pride parade.
>BotswanaIt's a group of black men and a single blonde woman how is this real
niggers and drags, fucking BOMB FRANCE
Botswanakeeeeek
Wtf Botswana
>>142995133Seriously this is pretty bad.
poor little botswanan white girl
>>142995133because people in charge just embezzled the budget
It looks like somebody took a massive shit in the river
Oh no...
>Botswaina>white girl flag carrieruh-huh
>>142995216hot. gonna go jerk to dogfart now
>>142994933But now that it's clean, they're going to keep it clean, right?...right?
>>142995216God I wish that was me
We've only reached the B letter jej
>>142995216I would like a gf.
Why is Assassins Creed holding the torch?
>>142995071Lmao, gtf back to /Pol/
>>142994965Stop barking rabbi
>Bruneithese niggas just making up countries
Brazilian athletes are far whiter than the Americans.
what's grandpa doing there?
>saw my boatAll I wanted, fuck this lame as opening you french queers, have fun with the mystery nigglet kid.
WATCH OUT IT'S THE HACKER KNOWN AS ANONYMOUS
>>142995133nigga post a working link I don't want to miss the allahu akbar
>>142995343They have to try and salvage the black ninja game.
>>142995328Have you seen bunch of faggots and pedo drags running like monkeys
Bulgaria outfit is like milsurp.. based
>>142994654You sound like a fag, unsurprising since Gaga's just a faghag.
Botswana was exactly like a blacked meme lmao that girl has had her pussy destroyed
Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone?
where are they goingwhere's the stadium
>>142995186Where is this from? Looks comfy
i miss my gf she was from cap verdefcuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>142995324we have a problem, sewer system is connected to the seine, each time there is heavy rain it floods the seine. It's impossible to keep it clean, even with 10 time more than we already invested in the thing
>Taxation Islands
>>142995500back to africa
> and now a word from Snoop the resident American degenerate drug addict
all these random Carribbean colonies to remind everyone we still own half the world
>>142995432You have to gib rupees to motabhai
>name is verde>flag isn't verdeLame
>>142995535cannabis isn't a drug
>>142995531kek
>turn on Olympics hoping to be excited>Everything is fucking pink and gayWhy would I watch is? I really wanted to be excited for the Olympics, but I just can't. Which events should I watch?
>>142995520>my gf>wasmove on bro
>>142995517https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZbfNtDCHdMSpoiler, it's in 10 minutes now
>everyone doesn't get the same boatdamn paris olympics is a fail and it's only been 30 mins
Why isnt Mbappe in that boat?
that flame carrier is so cringe
I like the boats idea but everything around sucks cock so far plus nbc’s coverage is awfulsomeone please help Mike torció also why is that nigger snoop dogg there
wtf I didn't know there were white people in Botswana
>>142995467>Brazil fagYou are a homo and a faghag
Jesus your minds are totally blacked
why does canada still exists?
Too many leafs
all these random Carribbeansjust unite them in one country
>Bulgaria is the oldest country in the world
Whats the deal with the "mysterious" masked guy? Is it a Frenchie thing?
I have no words
Americans coming on aircraft carrier.
are they trying to imply fuckign snoop dogg is running on roofs?!?!?
what woke gay shit are we going to see next
A FUCKING LEAF
Is the flame out? You unironically had one job.
>>142995606Your national icon Snoop Dogg is there
>Canadasomeone just sink that boat already
""""republic""""
Is this supposed to be Yasuke?
>>142995618Because of Israelis
Canadian delegation is actually white! Good for them
>>142995462Yes with phantom of the opera and other gimmicks
The souless boat
>China 2 followed by China kek
>>142995657>just ignore the African team hiring a single young blonde girlNo I don't think I will
>>142993714WHAT THE FUCK? IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 3 HOURS LONG!!!??
>>142995635Botswana has 3% of White population
>>142995618Still no medal for you jeet
>>142995651As I said, you're a homosexual cheerleading a plain woman
>Canada and China on same boathon hon hon vive le france
They'll win golds in playing Genshin Impact and Honkai Star Rail
>>142995553I would actually consider getting the sub if russian freestyle wrestlers didn't decline the invitation cause that's the only thing i watch
>>142995751Quite a few chinks as well. Barely any nogs though which is a huge plus.
this is fucking shit
>dancers lifting skirts and showing pantiesBravo France
why are they showing their panties
It's raining
>>142995818More like 4 hours.
I can't believe this shit is happening 30min from where I live
>>142995733french commentator said:>they wanted a french super hero, he is some amalgamation of characters from fantomas to assassin creed
>shit can can remix>more pink gay ass shit
thongs
>>142995826And all of them are blonde teen girls
>>142995897They are french
We will get E-Olympics soon so hopefully we will battle in EVE online and World of Tanks
>>142995818Yes, we're only on the C countries right now
i've seen black kids on cable TV perform a more coordinated dance. what the hell are these guys smoking
>>142995657Dawkins, your opinions have been totally blacked
Eurobeat remix
They arent even visible to the spectators lmao
>>142995911So fucking random kek
>>142995693Covid, chud
>>142995611Thanks fren!
>literal clown anthem
>>142995892Typical france
>>142995701It will have to dredge the Seine 10 feet deeper and knock every bridge down on the way, but it will be worth it.
>>142995834sorry, who're you
This feels so cheap
lmao the cancan remix
>Single villager of AoE2 building noises
>a fucking ziplineHahahahahqhahhqhahahahahahhaa
Did they not rehearse this? All of the dancing is all over the place.
Is their CD skipping?
The guy in the mask is Mbappe, right? He's the only Frenchie I know
Ahh French slutsWhat would we do without you?
>>142996000it's by design, the seats with the view are more than 10k€
>who the fuck is anonymous guy ishow speed the world is doomed if he was the one
>>142995911yea it is assassin's creed. Ubisoft sponsored olympics. kek. Yolo, pretty cool thusfar
How much did Ubisoft pay for this?
Kek why so many women constructive workers
Chinks will never be surpassed eh? sad
is gay scaffold dancing a sport or just a French thing
I love when woman stonemasons break out in a circus routine on scaffolding
>>142995911>fantomas...so Mint Fantome
>>142992360Site sucks, post working streams.
maybe if these builder retards spent less time doing sky slop they woulda finished the notre dame by now
Kek this is ridiculous
>le gars à la réalisation/caméra est un anglaisHOW SURPRISING
this is so bad lol i was hoping for UK level opening ceremony not this gay nigger shit
>you know remember when french burned down their church to scam Christian cucks for donations
Did they really burn the Notre Dame just to do this dance?
>women construction worker>commentator is talking about coming back to real things
>>142996147The guy who did Assassin's creed parkour on youtube
>8th most populous country>5 athleteswhy is bangaladesh so trash
IS THIS HEKKIN ASSASSIN'S CREED???
>>14299612410k whaaaaat
>>142996177Well, they were out of gay guys dancers
>>142996287kek
>>142996287Based
I mean, this really is what I expected of the Fr*nch
Damn i really want to download Ubisoft Connect™ and play my copy of Assasin's Creed™: Unity right now!
This looks like high school musical background full of extras, cheap stuff
>>142996308they aren't athletic
LVMH stock holder here.
>they broke the eiffel tower for the medals
First Ubisoft, now LV. This is a very long ad. KEK
The assassin guy is gonna end up being snoop dog
WE WANT PEPE LE PEW
>>142996308it's full of bangladeshis
Not as much blacked content as I was hoping for
this is already worth the $8 i spent for it
>muslim parkour thief lmao those european have no history
>>142996308The only sport there is competitive wife beating.
>Shilling LVMHworse than jews
Why was that black dude having a seizure flailing his arms?
all of the hate the french get has been justified today. cheers, white flags
The medals are nice.
>This 3 hour ceremony is just boats slowing drifting down the river>Paused by Ubisoft and LV ads
kino medals
Very nice monsieur goldschmidt
>commentators are at a loss of wordsthis is all so cringe
>>142996552Only the front
>>142996423The choreographies are subpar and too slow/unsynchronized. The cancan was particularly sloppy considering how great the actual dancers are
Yeah I think I get it now
My entire knowledge of France only comes from Miraculous LadybugIs France based?
>>142996287Lol, based
FAG DANCER ALERT
>>142996554Don't forget the fag dancers
fuckin fag boooooooooooo
Interesting medal design>with a hexagonal piece of original Eiffel Tower iron in centreYes. Very yes.
when does mbappe show up
French gay ballet nigga
/biathlon/ represents
>>142996549This is the most French shit ever.
What are the chances the black ballet dancer is homo?Is it just a stereotype?
oh another niggertheres an illegal immigrant in the LV trunk thats gonna BLACK a woman live on TV in the spirit of France
>>142996717unexpectedly kino
Who's going to be the masked man? He has white hands so it's not Mbappe unless they switch him in towards the end.
LGBTQ+ YASSS SLAYYYYY
you KNOW Grindr be bumping tonightFinna go cruising
How much of the tower did they shave off for the medals? There are a lot of medals...
Remember in London when they just gave the Arctic Monkeys 20 minutes to perform cause that was fucking sick.
>>142996600tip. watch it in non french commentary. I rarely watch anything with Dutch commentary if the national team is playing.
>>142995984I hate this shit country
the oldest rock in france has a gay black guy dance in on it keeeeeeeeeek
>>142996676>FAGThey're not smoking Gauloise or Gitanes cigarettes, though, so your opinion is wrong
>>142996757there's nothing wrong with being homosexual, but i wondered about that myself
>>142996717btw eiffel tower is falling appart because paris cheaped out and didn't apply a new coat of paint when needed and now it rust
>>142996632god i want to fuck the ladybug
unless you're watching swan lake, every ballet has a ton of male dancers
The only country getting a medal this olympics is ZOG for most gay niggers dancing at the same time
>>142996894heeeeeey i smoke that sometimes paki
Dancers are the biggest narcissists in the world
>>142996845the woman commentator is literally crying
How do they water dance without slipping like Slippy G?
Finally some fucking French culture
Huuuugooooo
Thats kinda cool
cringe
Are they remastering AC Unity?
hold up
Mint Fantome has the torch>Les MiserablesI know his brother Fred Miseryguts
This is actually horrible
>>142996632check out totally spies
Is that fucking Gojira?
Now we're talking
> half the French soldiers are black
how much of this is prerecorded shit
>>142997110that game still looks good to this day. the most they could do is fix the bugs
wait what
Wtf???
They shoulda just done a production of Les Miserables
gamers
Where are the Minions?Isn't Illumination french?
>>142996632>Every masterpiece has its cheap imitations
>>142997203commentator said so
GOJIRA! That's actually pretty fucking cool!
>BeheadingDon’t give the Muslims more ideas
KINO
based
>>142996632>>142997308i've only seen porn of these
More Mint Fantome>will we get to see Dokibird?
It would be nice to hear the music over that prerecorded deafening crowd noise.
>>142997234The assassins creed part
GOJIRA GILLOTINE KINO
saved
whats up with French folk and behading, from Gauls to Muslims nowadays
Did I miss anything good or is it all shit? It's like 4am here, I expect to wake up to kino webms tomorrow you autistic faggots
Gojira fucking rules
Not a fan of this kind of music but it suits for this place and happening desu
based frogs proving doubters wrong
Thats pretty cool.
>>142997231Some German woman got blacked in Olympic village
>>142997481it's bad
Just so extremely French
>>142997155mint...les enfant terribles...its all coming together...
that was cool
>>142995911Fantomas is a hero?They should've had the tall blond man with one shoe instead.
Doesn't Carmen take place in Spain
this was good. back to the gay shit
Another fattie really
france is somehow even gayer than i ever expectedbravò
Gojira singlehandedly saved that shit
>>142997468>behadingIn the words of Austin Powers, 'Oh, behave!'
NIGGER ALERT!
BOOOOOOBRING GOJIRA BACK
>interacialism
>BMWF romanceOh come on now
BLACKEDLACKED
what the fuck am I looking at
>>142997481Gojira was cool and Carmen now's cool too
>that dead guy on the ziplinewhat the fuck is going on
>white girl>nigger>white fagyeah, it's propaganda time
>french girl seducing black guy and french gay in background watching lol
I hope they guillotine this bitch for the good of the show.
>>142997693Those are two fags
Niggers can't read wtf is this?
kek france you gay ass card
Gojira didn't die for this....
>>142997753Pure Gaulish culture
>>142997622Mint Fantome is a hero to those who ensured Riku's yacht sank
>Black man leaves the girl and runs after the fagHahahahahahahagagagagagahahahhah
This is very french.
>>142997739>>142997753> they're all gay> M. Night Shimshamalama
was that russel westbrook
>LGBTQR+Frenchbros, wtf is the R?
Why is the entire fucking world so gay nowjesus fucking christ
fuck i man i cant listen to this yank woman slurping over this anymorethey have no history or culture so they're just impressed by the gayest fucking shit
So the audience is just looking at the boat parade right? topkek.
>>142997930now?
Heh
>>142997923Rape?
>>142997923retarded
they deserve to do this in the rain
>>142997941you are aware they're doing this on every channel right? they have a script to follow.
she has safety rope monkey youre not doing something awesome
>women commentator talking lgbtqia+ love and everybody is welcome while holding back a sob
>>142997923Refugees :)
Is this the gayest ceremony ever?
>>142997699>BLACKED>L>A>C>K>E>...yes, and?!
honestly don't like this prerecorded gay propagandacan any french anon explain this
Oh damn it's a bisexual interracial menage à troisBravo France
w-where are these sticks going under their dresses?
Am i the only one who hates contemporary dance
>>142997923Racisme
>4 hours of this shit
Okay this pretty gay
WHAAAAAAAAT THE FUCK IM WATCHING
>>142998066The Argentine's hotel rooms were all robbed :\
Napoleon is rolling on his grave right now
>>142998133are you saying you don't hate all of france?
ZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>142997818You were saying?
>AznavourNice
Have Asterix and Obelix showed up yet
> I love you so> zoom on two men kissing > prerecorded MMF biracial bisexual threesome Welp.
>>142997930>this pissess off the subhuman mutt...good.
Can you get AIDS from watching TV?
>>142998319No but niggerdix and faggolix did
>>142998133>>142998270oh you typed dance, not france, lol. my hate for the baguettes is blinding me
holy keks. they went full gay on tv. CCTV scrambling rn. fuck show winnie de poo! quick. anything but this gay shit.
kinda good this part is
Remember the French Revolution part? That was nice.
Literally raining on their parade
>>142998319>>142994758>>142994877
how are they going to make this gay? let's see
get ready
Who the fuck is this nigger
>>142994349Here's the "french" singer
>>142998361>that hairlineIt's over for xer
>frenchHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASSHDASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>142998425I take that back
>ENTER>NIGGER
>>142998376no but you can get cancer
>>142992360I tuned out for half of the 'opening ceremony' because I thought it was some shitty pre-game. What the fuck is this.
I can smell the coco butter and chicken grease
When I think of famous frenchies. This is who I immediately picture.
She's not even lip syncing well :\
WTF is this France, trans Beyonce? Explain yourselves
my ancestors did not make the olympics for this shit
>aya nakamura
le niggur
>Nakamora >French
niggermaxxingI just can't
what an obvious tranny
>>142998442DING DING DING DINGWINNER
>Most famous French artistWtf?Fucking Venus Williams ass bitch
Poor marching band dudes looks tired af
OOOH DJA DJEANNE
She's a big bitch tho. Kinda hot.
At first I was laughing at the frogs but now I just feel bad for them
>whole orchestra is white>all dancers and singers are blacki wonder what this means
>>142998646This is legit an insult to greece 2bh
>the white cucks drumming along
>these white men are rhythmically accompanying a black singer & dancersSubhuman /pol/tards on suicide watch
>TSAMINA MINA EH EH
wait what happened to the parade of athletes? are countries D-Z just stuck on some boats kek
>>142998663>aya nakamuraWhat's up with the French obsession with appropriated Japanese culture?
Why doesn’t the military fucking FIRE on her?
Cacofonix if black
>>142998263mybe he shoulda led italy instead
>>142998864it's just a nigger stealing
>>142998715I thought it was pedo drag queen
Show me the boats instead
bro that soldier dance! thats me on the dance floor
>he cute
HE DID THE JUMP
This fat bitch can barely drum up the energy to dance and lip sync.
we hogwartz now
This is just Nigerian music in the French language
This chick is massive. Holy French mommy. Awful lip syncing though. You’re already auto-tuning everything. Why do you need to lip sync
THE LOUVRE IS SO FUCKING KINOSAD IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
>>142998851>>142998939It's ok this will last another 3 hours.
oh what they do to my nigga murat
Masked guy is gonna be yasuke from the assasins creed seriesMade in france
>>142992360Wtf
Wow, this us already better than the 2020 Olympics in Japan
>fraternity>Cypruseh...
>>142999005Do the statues and paintings really move there?
CULOMBIA
>>142998932Looks like a trans forsure
>>142998939Médecins sans Frontières hands wrote this post
Mint Fantome in the Louvre
>ComorosRARE
Was that AI animation?
CYPRUS HAS ARRIVED
Comoros is a cunt?? WTF is that
>>142999115only at night when ben stiller is thereben stiller is the masked assassin
nu>>142999211>>142999211>142999211>>142999211>>142999211>>142999211
though those two where the same thing
>cooked islands
FRANCE LITERALLY VOTED FOR THIS
>dr congo with no athletes despite a hundred million apes
it starts to drags on, how long is it supposed to last?
Best Korea
Ireland steal everything including the flag of a random African country
>>142999321well they are only on letter C
>>142992473<3
>>1429993213 more hours or so
India will take some time wouldn't it... how much cringe would I have to watch before thatshould I just go to sleep
>the masked man is Mbappeabsolute kino
>NBC commercialsfuck off
>>142999622They moved India to the end because they were worried about the trail of feces that follows the Indian boat.
>>142999994just imagining an Indian Olympics is hilarious
>>142999994
>>142998781
>>142997710They had Gojira? That's kinda based
>>142999994imagine if you posted this 5 miliseconds later anon, it would've been true
couldn't they borrow some weather rockets from China? they bombed the sky to shite just to keep Bejing dry.
>>143000290Gojira playing from the Conciergerie (revolutionary prison) beset with beheaded opera singers was kino
*tunes out*
>>142999622Olympics will never be held in India because OC requires top sanitary care which India will never have
Well, now this is officilly slurp
>completely ignoring iranLmao jew owned
omfg first fucking LV ads now the fucking MINIONS?!?!??!
I missed Israel. What happened?
>>142992360Why are they using additional boats for operators? Couldnt they just film it with drones?And wtf is that minion shit, are they even that popular?
>tfw the source of all of america's gayness is france
>>142997308chests were absolutely steamroller'd
Am I tripping or they did skip Japan?
>>143002902No nigger you are just blind
just stepped out to grab lunchwhere did the masked man go after the louvre?
>only females>feminists>abortion promotors>literally who sheaboon>niggress singing national antehmLoLLMAO
>>143003388This opera bs is gay, and man riding bmw wearing skirt
