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La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)
Stage 5
Fuente del Maestre - Sevilla
177 km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2024/startlist

GC after stage 4:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2024/stage-4-gc

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2024/stage-5/live

Roadbook:
https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/la-vuelta-24-libro-de-ruta.pdf

Streams:
https://live.tiz-cycling.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / RTVE / VRT / NOS / Flobikes
14:30 CET

Previous thread:
>>143911271
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>>143926638
Current and upcoming races:
17.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
18.08 - 24.08 Tour de l'Avenir 2.Ncup
20.08 - 23.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
21.08 - 25.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
23.08 Druivenkoers - Overijse 1.1
23.08 Konvert Koerse 1.1 WE
24.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - Trophée CERATIZIT 1.WWT
25.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
27.08 - 31.08 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
28.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 - 01.09 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
01.09 Grote prijs Beerens 1.1 WE
03.09 - 08.09 Tour of Britain 2.Pro
03.09 - 08.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE
6.09 - 08.09 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
08.09 BEMER Cyclassics 1.UWT
08.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
08.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
08.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.1 WE
11.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
11.09 European Continental Championships ME - ITT CC
11.09 European Continental Championships WE - ITT CC
12.09 - 15.09 Tour of İstanbul 2.1
12.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
14.09 European Continental Championships WE - Road Race CC
14.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/SrccaJA6

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://live.tiz-cycling.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
11453895
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Lidl Deutschland Tour (2.Pro)
Prologue
Schweinfurt - Schweinfurt
2.9 km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/deutschland-tour/2024/startlist

Start order:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/deutschland-tour/2024/stage-0/live/startorder

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/deutschland-tour/2024/stage-0/live

Roadbook:
https://www.deutschland-tour.com/fileadmin/content/2_Deutschland_Tour/DT_24/Elite/DT24-Roadbook-BD.pdf

Streams:
https://live.tiz-cycling.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+
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Tour de l'Avenir (2.Ncup)
Stage 3
Peisey-Vallandry - La Rosière
70.7 km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2024/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2024/stage-2-gc

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2024/stage-3/live

Roadbook:
https://tourdelavenir.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/Livre-de-route-Tour-de-lAvenir-2024.pdf

Streams:
https://live.tiz-cycling.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+
14:20 CET
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le dopage? too difficulty h-heh
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>>143926671
Now that's a proper stage
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>>143926671
Built for A. J. AUGUST
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How much more difficult is it to ride 150km compared to 100km?
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>>143926777
50%
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>>143926777
1.5x
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Nah
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>>143926696
You mean half stage
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>>143926777
Kinda like 75 to 50
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>>143926777
twice as hard
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>>143926830
would eating many burgers have helped sepp today
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>>143926841
It's longer than perhaps the most significant stage in Tour de France history. https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2018/stage-17
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>>143926777
150% of 100km.
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Sepp was always a fraud
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what if grand tour winning was merely a function of how many burgers one can eat
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So cyclists get the rope but tennis players can still dope huh
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>>143926865
I remember how Thomas took advantage of his pole position to launch an immediate attack and rode solo to the line with a 10 minute gap to second place.
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>named Sinner
>dopes
coincidence?
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>>143926777
It depends what level you are at because if you haven't, your muscle fibres will likely not be used to that level of fatigue and haven't adapted enough to be able to rotate the work load efficiently. Highly trained athletes can use their fast twitch fibres in rotation for long endurance rides very efficiently.
It's pretty noticable I'd say, but if you've paced it well enough, it's fine. It's what, nearly 1.5hr extra but makes a difference.
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sorry for ruining "the vibe" here frens. ive decided to take a backseat
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>>143926986
>take a backseat
take some quetiapine lad it's glorious.
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>>143926777
when I started cycling my legs used to feel like they're on fire from 120km onwards
I'm sure you could power through easily with some rest stops though
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>>143926986
left is almost cute
right has the face of a horror movie clown
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>>143926991
how does it feel. im all about the "feeling" fren.
>>143927039
>BOGGED
theyre sisters, but ones all hot and retarded looking.
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>>143927103
>built for being mail order brides
i found love in tashkent
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Roglic and Van Eetvelt 6.81 w/kg for 12 minutes
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>>143927039
Left started out looking like right
>>143927103
>theyre sisters, but ones all retarded looking.
Trve fren
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>>143927156
Kek got that backwards.
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>how does it feel. im all about the "feeling" fren.
I assume you have adhd considering your posts I was very similar. It feels like you're normal and balanced. Maybe slight different because I have mood disorder but it feels like you're so calm and positive. It has completely changed my life and I'm sure they give them out like sweets in america.
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Del toro lost less than a minute today. How? He dropped with like 8km to go when Sivakov launched
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>>143927185
>I assume you have adhd considering your posts
i was diagnosed by the jews before
>it feels like you're so calm
so long as these big slavic tootsies arent within sniffing distance
>I'm sure they give them out like sweets in america.
dont i have to go to a psychiatrist? I'm gonna change my life thru willpower alone. One week without nicotine done today. Next I learn Russian to find love in Uzbekistan
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>>143927239
turns out you can do anything if you let people go and diesel away
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i've been informed that this cutie won the TdF (Tour des Femmes)
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>>143927286
you're several days too late for the celebratory 3 hour /cyc/ discord webcam goon session
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>>143927270
Much to learn
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>Uijtebroeks dropped by Lipowitz
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>>143927315
sorry i was sick with VUELTA FEVER
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>>143926784
>>143926806
>>143926843
>>143926849
>>143926868
Stupid niggers
>>143926976
>>143926999
Alright. I've only ridden +100km like 3 times so far. Planning on a 150km ride with a friend. Also thinking about riding back the next day, so 300km in two days lol. Let's see If I can do it.
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>>143927332
he is so bad this year
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whats using a roadbike on a track like? better than asphalt?
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>>143927332
>hey what about instead of us buying Primoz out of his contract you let us have him for free and you get this new up and coming talent
>...
>no refunds ;-)
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>>143927387
why do you ask
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>>143927369
All of jumbo is bad this year.
uit den broeck moves to visma, also bad.

They wanted to keep innovating but their new le dopage system truend out to be a mistake.
Now the big bosses will not want to give them more budget, so they will have to grab back to what they used last season. But in the meantime other teams are already past that so they will suck next season as well.
Mark my words
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>>143927422
might be a good place to ride outdoors
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>>143927434
don't ruin the school's track, the fuck
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Why should I ride, just to suffer?
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>>143927434
is there a competition between american posters to post the dumbest shit possible?
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>>143927442
how would riding a bike ruin their track. you have a ciggy-butt-brain from all those years of smoking fren
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>>143927387
The ground is way too soft
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>>143927286
indeed
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>>143927457
how do u know
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>>143927387
Too soft for a bike most likely. You should look for tracks with an asphalt ring around the track, or community walking trails.
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>>143927528
Because I've been on a track before, you ape NIGGER. Kys.
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>>143927450
I think it's just one guy having a competition with himself
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>>143927553
We need IDs like on pol. 1 dedicated burgerBert is definitely competing with himself.
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>>143927553
On this day, one must only be better than his opponent
>>143927544
shadup bitch
>>143927532
thanks frennnn uWu
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Yo CIV VII gameplay showcase is live on Youtube right now
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>>143927359
Just make sure you use a lot of chamois cream, that's going to save you. As long as you've taken enough carbs and you're pacing it slow anything is doable. It will be very sore the next day but humans are robust and it's only a feeling. It will not be fun though, as much as David goggins hills retarded physical challenges they're extremely unpleasant. 150km ride will be fun but 300km in two days, not so much.
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>>143927264
>I'm gonna change my life thru willpower alone
>adhd
KEK, good luck. Nice stopping nicotine. I don't know about american hwalthcare but in UK I need a psychiatrist to get it. Possibly same for you. Comes a point when you realise you cannot change no matter how much you try and medicine is the only option, and it's incredibly effective. You're just addressing a simple imbalance which will always be there making your life hard. Adhd makes people exhausted doing simple things.
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>>143927655
>chamois cream
Have never used that 2bh. I usually don't even wear the one bib that I own (because it pinches my dick and I can't be bothered to try out dozens of bibs until one fits me perfectly).
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>>143927653
Is this /v/ ?
Call me when it's pcm
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whats the /cyc/ nerd opinion on this lil cocksucker. i can get it for 350 if i drive 6 hours, 450 if i drive 2 hours, or 600 if i dont leave my town (but i think i can talk this fat homo down to 450-500)
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>>143927653
Civ 5 is a goat game and no civ will ever beat it. Simple and balanced. Civ 6 was shit. Only thing is optimisation and multiplayer were shite.
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>>143927704
Apparently this year's is a heap of shit too. I got 22 but hated it. Still running 21 but the databases aren't updated anymore. Doesn't matter when you're in 2035 though, except a few zoomers like gregorie and leo hatter still dominating.
Devs are absolutely awful.
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>>143927698
ok fren i think im just gonna be homeless by choice and cyclo-camp my way across the world i REFUSE to do ANY drugs. i will cycle from france to uzbekistan for true love, learning every language by word of mouth in between
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>>143927698
Fuck the meds jew
They tried to get my (autistic) ass on pills too.
It's not my fault you're all noisy extraverts.
Let the world adapt to me instead, like they expect if you're in a wheelchair,
instead of me having to take pills to adapt to your world.
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>>143927724
I liked districts in concept, but everything else in civ 6 was wildly inferior to V yes
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>>143927699
>it pinches my dick
i guess you could call that rice grain a dick
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icing me calves and the ice stuck to the skin. c'est la vie
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>>143927748
Why does she have the lips of Randall's friend from Monsters Inc. after he got tortured instead of Mike Wazowski?
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that slut on the right made her do it. she said she had to to join the national team..
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I am back and I just rewatched the last 10 km.
What the FUCK happened there?
>ROGLIC pullin all the way, no wheelsucking
>fraud BENNETT only 30 secs behind in Gr. Sivakov
>GAUDU only 40s behind
and yet
>superstars like CARAPAZ, LIPOWITZ, YATESI just behind Rain TAARAMAE
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>>143927833
she used to be a natural cute
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>>143927750
I take quetiapine for mood disorder, also have tismo and adhd. It is absolutely brilliant helps repetitive behaviours and mood fluctuations. I'm far calmer and sleep well. I can enjoy the moment and don't have such strong random convictions over things. SSRI fucked me up. Everyone's neuro chemistry is different, they over prescribe for autism but as you say it's your response to the world, not a chemical imbalance.

Ameribert needs something he's extremely repetitive and his brain allocates too much joy to dumb shot clearly. I was the same.
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>>143927847
carapaz can't win KOm and stages if he has a good GC standing. I would expect you to know his tactics by now
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>>143927724
This doesn't look better than VI, I'll stick with V for now I think
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>>143927871
He said (lied) he's here for the GC
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>>143927847
the front group started to slurp HARD when they reached the end of the rampa and even the rampa itself was kind of slurpy. GALL attacked can you believe that, he still exists.
The end however was glorious, 400m to go and the entire front group starts soft pedaling so landa launches his low energy 600w peak power attack. Believercoin skyrocketed for 2 entire seconds
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>>143927878
Doesn't he always? To then fuck up GC first chance he gets
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>>143927856
send me some
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since we've had a bert lose several hundred bucks on a bet today I feel the need to remind you all that YATES is on bottle duty this entire vuelta. Bet on GALL next rampa stage
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>>143927913
Was a good Landa move, if Van Eetvelt was indoctrinated with the slurp virus already and didn't immediately counter he would've gotten close
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>you are on your morning ride
>suddenly this dire warning appears
what do?
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>>143927968
You weigh 3,5 tons?
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>>143927968
You remove the blue triangle from your flag
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>>143927968
Turn 360 degrees and pedal away.
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>>143927359
if you can do 100k alone you absolutely can do 150 with a mate
150k 2 days in a row is tricky if you have no idea how your body deals with that shit
that being said, I've done 300km rides after practicing for 150-200 tops
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seriously wtf is that profile for tomorrow's stage
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>>143927968
Thank the Lord Almighty above that I may yet live to see the world outside of Czechia
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>>143927968
bertacek and trees (to-scale)
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Vuelta OFFICIAL GC /bet/
Roglic odds are ridiculously low to be honest
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>>143928151
kek
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>>143928162
LVE above Landa and Kuss is insane. This was his first and only ever good GT climb
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Now that /elite/ has won the vuelta what are the berts looking forward to?
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>>143928151
Is he running towards us or away from us?
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Today worked out so good for UAE. Now there is no bullshit you all slave for Joao and that's the end of it.
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not betting on almeidingz should be considered an act of treason at this point 2bqhwyf
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>>143928227
He will lose 2 minutes on the next mountain stage which Adam Yates will win
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>>143928228
He does have a ful tdf in the legs so so not a done deal.
Has he ever riden 2 GT's in a row before?
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>>143928272
Consecutive GTs are the new meta, improves aerobic capacity etc
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Watching NO WAY OUT (1987)
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>>143928272
in a row? No but he did giro - vuelta the last 2 years
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>>143928293
except CTL is zero because he's so fatigued
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>>143926671
shan't be watching vuelta slurpage
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>>143928223
>Brassiere shopping with the girlys
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>>143926671
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Matthew Ricotello is so underrated. Why hasn't he has the same hype as other youths? Why isnt american cycling celebrated or anticipated as the rest of the countries? I like him a lot.
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2nd place of the giro finished 4min behind
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>>143928767
Where does he even come from all of sudden
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>>143928837
He comes from getting humbled by the great Isaac DEL TORO at the l'Avenir
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imagine paying less attention than Lance haha that would be embarrassing
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>>143928767
He rides on Sylvain Adam's team
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>>143928944
>carlito dood
>ayuso cast aside
>next next remco lab rat
the rest are frauds, maybe riccitello was the secret pick all along
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When will Roglic chute?
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>>143928162
I feel like a big dummy for considering Riccitello and then not taking him
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berts if my boy /elite/ wins the la vuelta it will be the happiest I've been in years for sure
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Bahrain victorious picking up dopeur Robert Stannard
https://bahraincyclingteam.com/bahrain-victorious-strengthen-squad-with-stannard/

"With Robert, we bring some real dopeur experience into the team that will help us become 'pas normal'
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>>143928297
LMAO

Kevin Costner was a Russian spy the whole time haha. Insane twist out of fucking nowhere and it literally doesn't matter to the plot. Such a stupid fucking movie, but I enjoyed myself watching it nonetheless
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>>143929157
>it will be the happiest I've been in years for sure
When Jonas won his first Tour I wasn't in the best spot so even though I cheered for him and wanted him to win I didn't feel much when it happened. I was unironically happier when Cosnefroy won Bretagne Classic.
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>>143929157
You can go back through the archives, and see that I have been on the /elite/ train since early 2020. I am so ready for this Vuelta challenge
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sunglasses recomenadations or tips? why shouldnt i buy them for 2 dollars off aliexpress?
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>>143930025
i may have to swaggerjack this bitch
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>>143930025
I use a pair of aviators
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>>143930077
these are 2 dollars. why should i pay 100x more?
https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256806647883252.html
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>>143930241
What's wrong with her lips? Was she stung by a bee?
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>>143930279
nothings wrong with her. shes a perfect cute
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvMsp7s78Do

Burger Hours
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>>143930241
I have only ever been on ali express because of porn popups, I have never considered buying anything from them.
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>>143930337
why would i spend 200 dollars on sunglasses like a normgroid. whats your bike?
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>>143930370
Because you're an adult with a well paying job
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>>143930375
i want an alt-cute 3rd world uzbeki-russoid gf
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bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXkondOj7pg
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>>143930449
Fuck off dude, take those fucking pills you retard
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im so hungry without nicotine. love from uzbekistan
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2 days of consecutive ~15C temperatures, would be perfect if there was no rain.
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>>143930449
She wouldn't be interested in you looking like a bum wearing Ali Express shades.
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>>143930537
kek she would if i were chad
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>>143930537
you did talk me out of the aliexpress shades. what have you heard about 100%
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i couldve saved her from being a doodle nigger...
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>>143930524
>>143930524
Look at that lil squeaky boi jump for joy. Thanks for the comfy gif LeafBert, a fine addition to /BurgerHours/.
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>>143927968
all signs in central europe should have german translations attached to them desu
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>>143931105
>g*rmcuck spouting autism
shadup and make me my pizza, g*rmo*d
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>>143931350
>That menu font
My gawwwd! How do people live as such barbarians!?
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I'm faster up one of my local KOM than Matteo Jorgenson (still slower than Kristen Faulkner however -- only 8 seconds)
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>>143931923
Sum french flintstone lookin ahhh MF ong bihhh frfr
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I don't think /elite/ can win the Vuelta, not with a roglic on this level
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>>143932140
You have to believe. Roglic will chute and Joao's diesel engine will be fueled by a concentrated mixture of green wine, cheap fish, and snails (zonder shells)
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i want some nicotine badly frens. i may crack to the nicotine attack
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>>143932213
listen I don't like you as a poster, but I don't think you should poison yourself

Think of yourself tomorrow morning after you've had a cigarette or vape after a week of holding off. You're going to feel like a piece of shit.

Give it another week, you can do another week
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>>143932213
just replace it with burgers or sugar or something
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>>143932185
but roglic is usually ok in Vuelta
>>143932213
It's literally one urge at a time that you beat that shit
stay strong and drink some oj
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thanks for the encouragement frens. what i do, will be destiny. fate. it remains to be seen what will happen.
>>143932246
i always feel like that, nicotine makes me feel ok though. i can go another week..but do i want to?
>>143932263
i was gonna get a whataburger, then a vape from 7/11 for 3 dollars. the jews make it this cheap so its irresistible
>>143932265
i do better when i dont think about it. thinking about how long its been makes me fixate on it.
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i want to drown my sorrows
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>i melt in your mouth, not in your hand
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Burger posters are the worst holy shit
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>>143933184
There's a law of conservation of schizophrenia. Schizobrit's healing and revealing the good poster within; someone else has to bear what he's shedding.
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>>143933184
Starts with a little gimmick posting but it's a slippery slope
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Meanwhile Pog is bored.
He and Novak Djokovic are having a little competition.
Pog has to return Novak's serve and Djokovic has to beat Pog in a 100m uphill sprint.
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>>143933762
Up the stakes and cover the tennis ball in Clostebol
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>>143933738
Das rite
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>>143927968
Step off yer bike, kneel and kiss the ground OBVIOUSLY.

Still can't believe I have allowed meself to be psyoped off me decent team, but it is all because I don't have a good feeling for ibericos, latinos and rampas.
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>>143933762
Be careful Pog, the Djoker always gives me schizo vibes.
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>>143933012
is this a sandwich or a burger?
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>heavy rains and decent storms since a week
>all I get are near misses with a murmur and a minute of shower
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>>143934187
I got caught on my commute home yesterday, didn't even have my mudguards on
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>>143934162
Behold, America's finest boorgers fren. The burger joint closed though. I've been driving thru here for decades and was just at this location a week ago. Alas now it's gone..
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>>143933184
>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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>>143934162
It's a patty melt, which is a type of burger.
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>>143926660
Will watch for the inevitable Hayter chute.
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>>143927850
there are at least 2 men in this picture
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Wikipedia says nothing about Van Eetvelt's doping suspension. Luckily there is always Squeakipedia
>En avril, il est suspendu pour une violation présumée de la loi antidopage
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>>143934529
>still in Azerbaijan
Won't they let you out?
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>>143934529
based squeakers keep history alive
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>>143934529
It was written all over the place he is going to be good, maybe not this good.
Same with George BENNETT, even some nobodies from his team on the same arc have proven to be pas normal, but you berts written him off because he was a fraudulent a few times.
And that ARENSMAN guy, could have kept my Sasha and it would all be good.

Can't trusht another bert, that's what it is.
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>>143934567
>falling for Arensmeme
lol just lmao
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>>143934579
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>>143934548
I am still exhausted from the bad chicken. It will be a while until I make it to Georgia
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>>143934584
Arensgod always starts like this Bęrt. He will get 6th in GC again
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>>143934584
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If you should ever leave me
Well, life would still go on, believe me
The world could show nothing to me
So what good would living do me?
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>>143934508
>*Blocks your path*
Love from Uzbekistan
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>>143934696
dios mio
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>Zayum, uzbeki wahmenz look like THAT!?!
I may be moving to Uzbekistan gentlemen
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>>143934716
Makes, looks like your typical abominaçion de las Americas
Definitely some afro in those lips
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>>143934696
Why is the mascot wearing long nitrile gloves?
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>>143934757
She's a pure uzbeki cute. I'll pay for her lips to go back to normal, everyone makes youthful mistakes. She just wanted me to accept her
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>>143934757
kek
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She's just Russian dumbass. Can you PLEASE take those meds now. You see what it does for schizobrit right
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>>143934597
Well arright.
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>>143934587
Are you getting better? food stuff is scary
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So, as someone who has never been to a cycling race before... Can amateur people just do the stage before/after the actual race? It would be cool to go around Seville without concerning about bike lanes or red lights, but I also feel it would be kind of embarrassing
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>>143934845
Yeah I am good. Just tired and the ehm very liquidy toilet visits
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>>143934859
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. One day races are often accompanied with some sort of fondo.
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>>143934838
just UP your filtergame bert, see picrel
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>>143934859
for classic races they usually have an amateur race the day before, in my experience stage races here get cleaned up immediately
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>>143934859
I did ride the short route with the finish in my town when it was already closed up for traffic.
But it is just a borderline World Tour race with sketchy organization, don't know if they will let you on the route but you can try, it is not like you're making mean tweets so you're not going to jail.
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>>143934879
You have Dutch flags filtered too?
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>>143934912
it filters every reply to the filtered flag as well
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Oh and Belgian. More understandable but that seems a bit excessive
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>>143934925
Ah okay that makes sense
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>>143934838
I don't have any meds to take. No one to look out for me, no directeur sportif. C'est moi seul, pour l'eternite.
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I had one shot at love, and I blew it. I always mess things up, even if she likes me. It's incredible.
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>>143934859
Amateur is a category. You cycle for pleasure, sw*rthoid.
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Yup it's time to filter burgers
Honestly it's been time for a while
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>>143934942
And reply to the reply to the filtered flag, even if only the filtered flag is verboten.
So things like pic rel happen where a gb posts, be replies to gb, cz replies to be and they all filtered despite only gb being defined in filter.

The tree thread thing is handy but unhandy, I turned it off and it is all serial, default one post after another for me.
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>>143934925
I don't just blank-flag all burgers, its an advanced schizo-burger-filter working quite well
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>>143934859
I rode some of the Tour of Alsace route about 10 minutes before the race came by. Loads of people were cheering me on because they thought I was Tete. Don't think you'd get away with that at a bigger race though
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>>143935156
nice
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>>143935154
advanced filtermagic?
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reminder to run at least once per week
and swim in the sea if possible
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>>143935165
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lovely ride today still recovering from the weekend bonk
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>>143934859
Reminds me of lachlan morton doing the tour and transfers, got there 5 days before iirc. He has hotels which is a saving grace, I guess they're not that expensive. 19*50 euros though... that's conservative estimate.
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Even my new best frens are finding new ways to shun me. This is how everyone is. Excluded through no fault of my own, just for daring to be different.
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>2x30 min @ 5 W/kg
>1 KOM
>3 top 10s in ~10 minute segments
Had a great ride yesterday Berts
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>>143935369
based and campagnolo pilled
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how cool that they have a the le tour de l'avenir for femmes now (sans zwift)
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>>143927442
>>143927387
Won't ruin it. We have a team slot at an indoor athletics track once a week during the winter. It's fine to ride on even if really slow compared to roads. Also at least the track we have will leave your bike all dusty and if you ride there regularly you need to replace your bearings after the winter.
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>>143935442
Why is the track slower than the road, I thought it'd be faster. All the turning every 1/8 mile? What do you do to train during the winter?
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>>143935402
Now those are big numbers
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>>143935482
Tracks are sponge like, rubber surface. Much more rolling resistance. Great to practice your chutes.
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>>143935482
I just ride a trainer with some XC skiing and fatbiking sprinkled in.

The reason athletics tracks are slow is because they're really springy, the more springy the track is the faster it is to run on, but makes it slower on a bike. Also the surface is quite rough and it's rubbery. It all makes for a slow surface.
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>>143935492
Thank you for explaining it to a burger brain fren. I comprehend!
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according to Visma, Jonas season is officially over.
No Italien races and no WC
>lame
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>>143935571
Big surprise.
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>>143935550
What a stalwart you are.
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>>143935639
I'm proud to have our finnish fren here. The white man marches on.
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>>143935369
>thumb shifters
truly the supreme gentleman of ciclismo
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met some old dude with 71yo that does 25k km per year
nigga was fierce too, we were doing no easy rides, like 33km/h 3h rides on ondulating terrain
he had a very expensive factor bike and said he was divorced and all he did was get up, eat, ride his bike, eat then sleep kek
fucking legend, this really makes me a bit less anxious about getting old and not be able to ride my bike hard
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>>143935156
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ARANBURU to Cofidis

for 3 years, no less
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>>143935922
career over
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>>143934881
>>143935156
>>143934888
Thanks for the answers, I don't think I'll be able to do it but I'll research some Spanish forums to see if there's more info. The streets involved are supposed to be closed to traffic even 5 hours later, so that's why I thought maybe it was possible.
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>>143935922
RIP RABARBARU
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>>143935834
There's some old guy with a fancy Colnago around me. Also has a monster engine. I think he's at least once hopped to my draft and then thanked me for it. He's also been on the same two day 400 km event with me.
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>>143935156
drafted behind some riders that did a tr**thl*n once, the roads weren't closed and my ride just happened to go through their course. felt nice being cheered on.
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>>143935922
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https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/cyclassics-hamburg/2022/result

Hahahaha. Hahahahaha. Haha
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>>143935995
haha
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>>143935995
you love to see it
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>>143935995
Rude. But funny. Or maybe funi but rude.
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>>143935946
Sometimes the street closures also means closed from bikes. Sometimes they let bikes through for some time after the closure.

>>143935955
On one of my Mallorca trips I ended up on the same road as some amateur race. It's always really nice to be cheered on, be it during a race or when just riding around. I've noticed that I get cheered on by kids on my training rides a lot more often if I'm wearing team kit with ads instead of generic plain jerseys. Doesn't even matter if it's my team's kit or some pro team's kit. Even more so when doing intervals and going fast.

A couple of weeks ago there was two teenage girls I was passing by and one of them started screaming mega loud to keep going and started running after me for a while. Made me go extra hard for the last couple minutes I had left of that interval.
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>>143936039
>A couple of weeks ago there was two teenage girls I was passing by and one of them started screaming mega loud to keep going and started running after me for a while.
I don't believe a fin would engage is such a social outgoing activity.
Completely unbelieveable
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>>143927722
why don't you mail order it from 350 guy
>>143928162
roglic odds bit high innit?
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>>143936039
>A couple of weeks ago there was two teenage girls I was passing by and one of them started screaming mega loud to keep going and started running after me for a while. Made me go extra hard for the last couple minutes I had left of that interval
What do you do in this kind of situation to not look like an autist?
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The canadian W*utbert is in Spain!
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>>143936088
Give them your bidon
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>>143936072
You see, it's anonymous interaction and sports related so it's not an issue for Finns.
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>>143934716
>height 1.80m
Sorry she's mine
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Simon Yates to LABrats
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Weird looking photo, the three runners almost look photoshopped in
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>>143936108
>this Bert lives 3 weeks in the past
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BOASSON HAGEN announces he is retiring at the end of the season.
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>>143936088
If I'm on the flats going 40 - 50 km/h in a full aero position I just keep smashing the pedals. If I've got my hands on the drops or on a climb I usually wave/thumbs up at them. That's when on training rides.
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https://sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2024-08-20-det-autoritaere-monster-i-talenternes-show

does he have a ghostwriter now? well written article.
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Lavenue getting kicked out. Apparently the boss are not happy with the Bonamour story and that it tooked too long to inform them.
https://www.lequipe.fr/Cyclisme-sur-route/Actualites/Vincent-lavenu-pousse-vers-la-sortie-chez-decathlon-ag2r-la-mondiale/1502576

Who's ready for Voeckler head of decathlon?
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>>143936133
about time, shouldve done that years ago
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>>143935945
>>143935951
He is on Movistar. Cofidis is an upgrade.
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>>143936133
>BOASSON HAGEN
no idea he was still riding to be honest
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Do you berts use compression socks for anything? Ciclismo or other?
I am pretty sure my using compression socks for h*king actually made my post-descent-legs much worse.
I didn't use them for me last two hikes and my legs were find afterwards.

I had no issues using them for ciclismo but I only used the in spring (they are knee-long) before I got myself proper leg warmers.
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>>143936201
not during. put them on after
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>>143936201
Nope
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>they are knee-long
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>then it was immediately more fun to be Antonio Tiberi. When we also saw brand new beats from the failed Jack Haig, it was not a bad day at all to be a Bahraini. At least it was better than being Dutch
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>>143936212
i don't what they are called, they look like this

>>143936207
but people (especially r*nners) use them during
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>>143936221
That's illegal sir
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Are you ready for flourishing SCHWEINFURT?
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Now watching Deutschland Tour
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>>143936310
Where are the piggies?
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we live in lidland
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TT bikes not allowed? Based if so.
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>open Nemecko stream
>runner is right next to a Lidl shop
home
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>>143935402
Impressive, what is that, 360W?
I did 4x20min sweetspot, was really fatigued last week so I'm starting with a slightly lower volume again. Outside ride for once as the nanny came to care for the baby. I also did 1h on the trainer afterwards as the baby slept.
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>>143936176
Ag2r without Lavenu feels off. Like Movistar without Unzue
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>>143936382
what is W'bal?
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>>143936396
Matches.
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>BR Fernsehen Süd HD
I think I need to rename this Bavarian seppl tv channel, took me a while to find it. although the rest of the tour d'allemagne should be on the main German channels.
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Vlad VAN MECHELEN early lead
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>>143936396
An estimate of your anaerobic energy reserve, essentially. The idea is it decreases while you're pushing >FTP, and if it hits zero you're limited to aerobic work. There's a lot of estimating going on, especially in relation to how quick it replenishes when you do less than your FTP. The "size" of the reserve is essentially "how deep can you bury yourself", and can only really be discovered by trial and error.
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>>143936396
W' is the anaerobic battery or the kJ you can do over FTP, if you go over FTP you use it and if you ride under FTP it comes back slowly. It's hard to test it accurately but something like a 2min max effort is a good one, for example if your FTP is 300W and you do 500W for 2min that is (500-300)*120s = 24kJ of W'. I did 590W for 2min with a then FTP of 350W, so that was 240*120 = 29kJ, but my coach plugged it into WKO software and it said that my W' was 33kJ. Basically it's really really hard to do 2min flat all out, so you always leave something in the tank, and the algorithm takes this into account.
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>>143936420
kwab
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>>143936441
you in the back
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>>143936441
kwabhauser
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>>143936382
352 W and 355 W averages. My weight is 70 kg on the money right now.

It's also looking like it might be dry for Rinnekoti 2.
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>>143936441
this is the guy who estimates W/kg on climbs
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>>143936176
Didn't he create the team?
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we live in France with the youngsters
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>why aren't you at the Vuelta?
man, Germans need to chill out.
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>>143936463
He did
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>>143936458
Very nice, hope it goes well for you at the Velotour. Sadly I am not coming, my friend's getting married that afternoon. Looks like races are over for this season.
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>>143936469
But he doesn't own anything? Seems weird if they can kick out the man who founded things.
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when you get a lidl colored bike as reward for the NC jersey of lidl country
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>>143936423
>>143936431
thanks for the explanation!
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>>143936482
He sold the team to AG2R a few years back
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>>143936473
geschke Jens
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DIDI
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haha
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close
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSaIUsirP1k

l'Avenir stream
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>>143936515
>>143936520
>>143936540
>>143936543
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>>143936549
>tiz stream streamed on youtube
imagine the lag
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>>143936579
that's tiz streaming directly to yt, no? so not any worse than the usual tiz stream
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schland
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>>143936595
I heard the voice of jose, I immediately closed the tab. there has to be some French coverage of the race somewhere.
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Bob spotted
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using the bike lane in the wrong direction
donde esta el aldi?
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>>143936623
Goated documentary
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The Sentry, knitting
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Schrot(t)turm
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>>143936663
>surrounded by shit buildings that takeaway old soulful architecture
50s and 60s architecture was a mistake
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Ibon Ruiz fighting for a contract extension.
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>Det Leif til at gi' øl
>Da Leif er kugleskør
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>>143936473
is that his dog? If so, I can't respect him. People who own these flat-faced deformities and incentivise their breeding deserve the worst. Hope he retires sooner.
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AJ AUGUST LACHEE
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Burgerbros... the entire team dropped with more than 40km to go
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>>143936733
based
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>>143936740
but I thought that guy was supposed to be 6.5 w/kg for hours
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>>143936733
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>>143936758
deleet this you piece of shit
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>>143936750
Don't want to burn all your matches now. Got to save some to break the KOM on your training rides.
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>>143936778
true and he already has a multi year WT team contract so why even bother pedaling some
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>>143936733
it is well known that Geschke is a canistarian (only eats dog meat)
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Didn't notice this yesterday
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European championships
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>>143936810
Looks fun
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>>143936733
dont know dogs but that breed existing is basically major animal cruelty innit? I thought kwabschke was a vegano and they are supposed to be not supportive of animal cruelty
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>>143936810
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>>143936806
brutale
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>>143936810
>1270m over 220 km
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>>143936806
ay caramba
at least they finished instead of giving up
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>>143936810
lemme bertollo this for you so you dont get your hopes up
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>>143936857
kek
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>>143936874
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>>143936810
Groenewegen wins
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>>143936905
POEL and EVENEPOEL might do it
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>>143935207
>and swim
The final fitness redpill
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top ganna
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>>143936821
>major animal cruelty
This is true. They are the definition of a "Qualzucht". Many of the popular purebred breeds are also borderline. Especially bigger breeds (labs, shepherds, and most over 25kg) have major genetic disorders for hips and spine and are susceptible to all kinds of cancers due to inbreeding or breeding for "looks" and not health. Heritable early onset of blindness is also an increasing problem. Opting for a mixed breed or choosing a reputable and certified breeder is generally the safest way to go to ensure their long-term health.
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>>143936953
ttbabbys get the rope
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bissegger new leader
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Bissegger new best time
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I try to be nice but I really don't like Jose Been
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>>143937002
ppattt
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Zijlaard is cleaning this prologue
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swissbert consistently mogging the german on home turf. rough
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>ethan EDWARD ha(y)ter
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>>143937002
Yeah we know, this has been discussed already
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>Info @Gazzetta_it - Sources confirmed us that @VingegaardJonas is likely not to race again in this season, with @vismaleaseabike and national team. If confirmed, the 2 times @LeTour winner closed his 2024 with the victory at tour of poland @cycling_podcast
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>>143937045
ppatt
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I'm out soon, so no bully Bernd. have a screenshot of la vuelta instead.
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>>143937061
With this new Lotto dope LIVYNS takes it today
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MILAN
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JOHNNY MILAN
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Somebody explain why hayter has a Dutch flag on his fork. Ain't making it up I would post a screenshot but I cant rewind the youtube stream
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I really can't imagine buying a bike with that big headtube for muh aerogainz.
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Grande Milan
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>>143937095
It's a mystery. Cav had one last year
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>>143936999
>ynr ganna won a 2600m mtf
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>>143937095
actually I can
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ah yes, the Swiss goal keeper Jan Sommer.
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>>143937112
Maybe it's his NC bike
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>>143937131
>>143937108
ye I guess but why is it Dutch flag instead of GB or England or something
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>>143937142
that's how England NC jersey looks like
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>>143937135
fred wright not there, rogla already won
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>>143937142
UK uses the Dutch flag as their national kit
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>>143937160
>>143937171
They use another country's flag instead of their own red cross on white or the union jack or well anything really? Kinda cucked
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>>143936475
I got lucky that I have a wedding to attend the next weekend instead of this one.
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>>143937184
>red cross on white
That'd be England. But yeah should be the dog's breakfast flag instead, but I guess that takes effort to put on a jersey.
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CHUTE
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>>143937142
same colours, easier to do
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>>143937218
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comicale
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White South Africans deserve worse
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Commentary isn't telling me who the riders in G1 are and I can't tell from the grainy pictures, so I have to go to Eemeli's twitter for updates
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why is he on his road bike during a prologue?
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>>143937267
every rider is on their road bike
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>>143937267
mandatory
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The hunting grounds of G Thomas
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>>143937184
Britain was always Dutch
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>>143937271
>>143937274
>>143937274
that's weird
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Milan > Ganna
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Ganna fraudulent on this short distance
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Ganna a fraud
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KWAB
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>ganna without 100k bike with 50k custom TT bars is slower than van poppel

kwab
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Mads 2nd
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>>143937308
Teams love it, especially the smaller teams.
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Lidl dominance in Deutschland as expected.
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Lmao MADS
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>>143937308
not really. if the race got no further ITT, prologue is raced on regular bikes to simplify logistic
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ERGEBNIS
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FORZA JONATHAN
FORZA ITALIA

>Grande
/Grande/
>Grande
/Grande/
>Grande
/Grande/
>Grande
/Grande/
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>ad during Widar attack
Bravo
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Bisiaux following next next next Merckx
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Really shoddy presentation all round, impossible to tell what the fuck is going on and the commentator isn't adding anything
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>car suddenly accelerates
kek
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Why the Tenniscels seething over some innocent grande?
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First year U23s dominating Avenir is quite strange
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>>143937430
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Jarnito, Leonito e Pablito attack, Mennito bridging
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>>143937447
The future is now old man
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this looks so much like the foothills of the Sierra in california it's not even funny
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Tijmen Graat is a TdF contender in my pcm save
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>Santa Olalla Del Cala
it just rolls off the tongue
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I went to Avenir once. Great place to ride your bike
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>>143937493
Why would it be funny
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ATTAQUE DE JARNO
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>>143937500
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"L'objectif ultime est de battre Pogacar"
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>>143937501
it's an expression
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kek they had to forcefully drag this banana to the podium
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Why isn't SEIXAS here? He's the only one to challenge Jarno
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>youngest rider in whole startlist is also the best
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Are Belgians just doping as middle schoolers now?
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>>143937530
Poor fucker is probably cooking in his own sweat.
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>>143937524
dude barelly dropped some XC rider
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>>143937530
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>>143937539
He's still a junior
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next next next remco has been sulphurous these past months
but who the fuck is Lucas Lopes? possible Volta legend in the making
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French Widar hate is delicious
Reminds me of memco hate
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>>143937555
its not that hot today and a bit windy he should be fine
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>>143937555
there are 2 people inside who are fucking
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>>143937569
Only hate the hype, not the rider. Once it's accepted he's van elvet 2.0 I'll like the guy
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>>143937561
He has a better w/kg than all but like 1 or 2 of these guys
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Fuck off Blackmore son of a bitch
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CAM ON JOE KWAB THIS CUNT
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>>143937589
or worse, Uijtdebroeks 2.0
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>>143937607
I'm not that mean
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Why is Morgado in this race
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Hope Blackmore chute fatales
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>>143937623
Riding for Lopes
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ATTAQUE DE PABLO
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Widar getting big leagued by Blackmore here
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joeseph wins this the others are burning matches like they are pog
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>WIDAR and TORRES were born three days apart
Something with the moon that week maybe
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Disappointing, turned it off in disgust
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>>143937643
As I have said, easy win very predictable
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Blackmore wins
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wow, blackmore is the new Chris Froome
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Blackmore doesn't belong here
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>two 18 year olds vs a 21 year old pro rider
nice try boys
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>>143937676
yeah, especially since the stream was lagging behind and the result was on pcs minutes before
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>anglo
>israel genocide tech
Is there a less likable combo

Captcha: MPXj
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When will riders learn that those pinot/cararat minor attacks are useless and fuck up your legs?
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>>143937688
Almost 4 years differance, completely ridiculous
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>>143937690
kek alright but I'm not much of a pcs user anymore these days 2bqh
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>>143937696
It's not a genocide. The Anglo part alone is cringe though
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uh oh Hessman bros
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>>143937739
meh he was blacklisted for this season anyway
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>>143937745
Torres will replace Ayuso nicely
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Already planned to see the Deutschland Tour tomorrow but my boss assigned me to moderate a long meeting. It's over.
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a certain superman Lopez won on this climb back in 2014, top 15 with some great names: ***; SILVA, Joaquim; GUERREIRO; CICCONE; HAIG; LATOUR and a certain FOLIFOROV
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Finna SQUEAK about this wishy washy bullshit judgement ruling.
>not banned just suspended from the team
>banned for a couple months, some of those retroactively
>banned until mid March 2025
make up your minds UCIfats
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>>143937759
I just realised that february of 2025 is only half a year away, time goes by too quick... Maybe this is actually a win
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>>143937745
GC
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Unpopular opinion: Spain is more beautiful than France or Italy
I grew up in the SW USA so seeing them ride through Spain looks like home
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>>143937815
It's really not
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>>143937815
its just shades of brown, dead vegetation
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>>143937833
they just need to move Vuelta back to spring. it looks way nicer then
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>>143937833
>>143937821
The sunkissed arid land is kino
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>According to his lawyer Rainer Cherkeh, Heßmann had "made an over-the-counter, common painkiller." The National Anti-Doping Agency (NADA) also decided to take the root cause of the positive sample to take a contaminated drug. However, the existing residual risk of taking medication is paid to the NADA statues at the expense of the athlete, which is why a four-month ban was imposed against Heßmann after the trial.

>Heßmann originally agreed with this. The suspension was also to be referred to, which is why he would have been entitled to start again from July 2024. On the other hand, the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA) appealed before the International Court of Sport in Lausanne (Switzerland).

>As a result, a new procedure was taken. Now all three parties involved have agreed on a 21-month ban on the day of sampling on the day of trial on the 14th an "unfever" of "intentional violation" of the anti-doping rules. June 2023 begins. This will be able to get back on the bike in March 2025 in time for the start of the upcoming classic season.

>"The dispute resolution now, which is now being suspended due to the return of the suspension to the date of sampling, was effectively suspended for Michel Heßmann alone, so that he can continue his career," said Cherkeh. Heßmann no longer has to fear criminal law, the public prosecutor has stopped its investigation proceedings on suspicion of the anti-doping law lack of suspicion of the anti-doping law early this year. How it continues with him is currently not certain.
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>>143937815
the Basque Country, especially in spring, is gorgeous, the rest is far too dry
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>>143937815
I kind of get what you are saying.
I like the harshnes of the terrain. It's a wierd sort of beauty.
Then again I like deserts too so what do I know?
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Both the guys in the breakaway have earrings, so you know they ride for spanish pro tour teams without even looking at their jerseys
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>>143937877
I literally said its ugly and shit you dumb fatso
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business idea - swap Giro and Vuelta in the race calendar. Giro is always having problems with high passes in the spring so they always have to change routes, and Vueta is too hot in August.
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all countries are beautiful
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>>143937890
This would affect massively the Vuelta startlist. which is pretty much all it has to offer
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>>143937890
I always suggest this and always get yelled at (unjustly)
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>>143937886
>LiTerAllY
No you didn't, you implied it. Retarded germ, learn English piggy
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Just had Jelly Belly cherry drink and Reeses in white chocolate.
Huge fan of burger gear and clothes. Not so much of their "edibles".
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>mfw
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>>143937861
This is good for Pissmann right? Now teams can say he has served his time and moved on or whatever excuse so they can sign him and have him race again. It's worse being stuck in some doping purgatory where no team will let you ride because of the uncertainty around you.
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>>143937959
jesus christ, a jelly belly soda? that's a disgusting idea, why would you buy that (you can't blame that on burgers)
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>>143937861
why is wada getting butthurt about heßmann but doesn't care about chinese swimmers
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>>143937861
You just know Bahrain is going to sign him
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>>143937861
If I were clean and they treated me like this I would be forced to dope as a matter of principle. I hope comes back 8W/kg
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>>143937959
>Jelly Belly
now that was a fun kit
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Looks like shit desu
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>>143937979
It was on the spot where my usual sparkling water with citron was, I thought, hey it's that Jelly Belly of Tour of California, USA Pro Challenge and Tour of Utah fame, let's see.
We're not seeing the second flavor, no.
>>143938006
That's the reason kek.
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>>143937861
His revenge will be brutal
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>>143937984
Or the no. 1 bennis player
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>>143937984
My guess is that they are making an example out of him and he's being treated like a sudaca. WADA gets attacked because they let dopers do their thing like those swimmers or that tennis player so they gotta ban something so they can seem effective and at the same time cycling itself is under fire because riders get so much stronger every year since the coof.
Heßmann is an easy target just like the sudacas, small fish nobody will miss him.
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What are the stats on WADA? I want to know how often they catch a doper on pure OG PEDs not some trace mickey substance that has no effect but happens be on their list so they can pretend to justify their existence. Like getting banned from driving for 1 km/h over the speed limit. I hate the useless cunts so much.
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Can't take WADA seriously, this farce with sinner shows again that big names can get away with everything

Even in cycling nowadays because they don't want another Lance fallout


So they just bully little names like sudacas and pissmann
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>>143937984
>Heike GROESSWANG
Hehe
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>>143938108
Don't forget the occasional Italian gran fondo rider.
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Movistar at it again
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in this moment I truely sLOVEnia
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>Morgado and Tavares mogged by a dude without a contract
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>>143938187
mamma mia
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>>143938187
Keep an eye out for wild Czech turists.
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>37km/h avg in Spain
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>>143938251
aside from the meme czech drive like shit lol
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>de Gendt
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>slurpage
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Wen Kussy kino
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Woutbros how are we feeling today?
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>>143938364
Not today, but today is for my LE BERRE to top 10.
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sluuuuuuurp
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there's only 2 real candidates that seem interested in the green jersey in this race (groves and van aert)
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Close again.
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>>143938444
Well yeah, their biggest competitors are probably Strong and Coquard
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>>143938444
they're pretty evenly matched on the kind of terrain here, should be good
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>>143934859
>>143935946
I did it bros, of the last 10 km, I was able to do 2/5 on track and around 3/5 on the side (there are a lot of bicycle lanes around here so it was mostly the same as the main course, but I also had to go for a bit on the sidewalk). Around three group of police officers told me I could do it, one police and two groups of assistants that I could not and another assistant that I could do it after the convoy that passes one hour before the race passed).

I seriously believe someone may crash at km 10, there are a fuck ton of cracks in a roundabout after a small downhill. It's also way less hot that I thought at first and surprisingly windy, but it's still 35°.

It was really nice to see all those roads that are always full of traffic completely empty at full daylight. Also a few spectators got a joke or two out of me and some kids and elderly even mistook me for a runner, it was fun.

But yeah, the organisation really should get their shit together, no one was able to give me a solid answer as to if I could use the track or not (I encountered DOZENS of E-scooters on the bike lanes, I couldn't believe no one wanted to also use the big empty road with no turnovers)
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>>143938582
Neat.
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nice bridge
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>>143938582
Ah shit, I got confused, it was km 12, not 10, just saw it on the phone, thankfully nobody crashed but seriously, the road was completely shit
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chute
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>>143938618
Close enough..

You missed by 1km.
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>>143938582
you nailed it
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>>143938582
what is this voodoo
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reminder that the 3km rule is activated from 4km today
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>>143938582
Fun!
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very unnecessary chute by Costa
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Rui Costa dood.
Looks collected.
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Very nice looking city
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Don't tell me Rui comicaled himself out.
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Looks like ABANDON
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>>143938695
abandon
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rui kwabsta
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How much should I pay for a used kickr, homos? Not as used up as your mom, but definitely broken in like your sis
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C O L L E C T E D
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gorgeous city
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>>143938695
>>143938702
>>143938703
what a dumbass. he must be up to his gills on tapentadol if he couldn't react to that
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>>143938706
fuck i had my life savings on this veloteam
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Yes, well
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Carlos CANAL mentioned
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>>143938707
$9999, just for you
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Alternating heat and cold on my back. Its over for at least a few days
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FAKE PUNCTURE LANDA. SAME TRICK AGAIN AS REMCO
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Groves choked
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why did the camera zoom out when the sprint was happening?
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Groves with a complete fuckup.
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Bitner or Groves?
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>>143938765
Pocket change. Europoors won't understand
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Groves kinda forgot he had to launch his sprint
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WOU2
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Bittner?
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>>143938803
Wout
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>wout "ik heb al genoeg 2e plaatsen" van aert
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couldn't see shit with camera a mile away
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Looked like BITTNER.
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>>143938817
oh right, momentarily forgot that he's in green
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LUNDbros, our response?
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Bittner fucked up his bike throw
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>wout threw at the wrong line
Oh no
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Since when is Küng a sprinter
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certified 2out moment
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lmao
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>>143938801
RTVE workers are not selected by merits but for being pro government
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>wou2
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>>143938838
Both of them did
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first ever grand tour stage win for pavel bittner
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2out
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>>143938828
Great news. We needed a strong lead out man for next season.
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>dude
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>Pavel
/Pavel/
>Pavel
/Pavel/
>Pavel
/Pavel/
>Pavel
/Pavel/
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>>143938842
he's often up there in the top 15
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>belgians in charge of sprinting to the line
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Livyns got almost assassinated by that asshole Strong. Booooo
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>>143938842
He's decent at it in weak sprinter fields or small groups
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Gigachoke from Groves
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>>143938857
3-2-1-2-???
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top 10
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Carlos Canal scores points again
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>>143938882
Can't believe he actually exists
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Won't they show the photo finish? They both messed up their throws.
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Guglielmi 12th. See Bęrt, pay attention to my secret picks
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>>143938791
calm down
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>>143938902
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Still in his helmet lol
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>>143938905
Where the FUCK is LE BERRE then.
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>>143938881
>Küng fifth
lol
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>>143938881
Thought this guy was german but he's actually czech. I think it's because Bittner sounds german and he rides for DSM although Pavel sounds czech, but now i'll remember
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Duolingo being sharp today
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he looks like a sweet kid
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>>143938909
I AM CALM
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>Czech cycling coming back to the top
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>>143938938
wtf is this real?
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>>143938938
what a stupid "language"
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>>143938968
Yeah, *nglish makes no sense at all
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lmao
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>>143938981
english is shit but its still a real language, dutch is a german dialect only recognized a its own thing for political reasons
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152
LE BERRE Mathis
Arkéa - B&B Hotels 0:38

Excusemesaar, I would like to warranty out TARLING and LE BERRE for two sixers.
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>>143938674
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>>143938881
GC
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my attention payments are at an all time low
however,
>Nice Ride!
>Nice R*n!
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>w*ut
KAWB
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based happy tramadol man
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>>143939165
higher than the crackheads at moss park
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oh, this year they also show young ciclistas live
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new thread when?
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>>143937815
as someone who has driven extensively through bought countries, it's really not
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girls got more interesting prologue profile
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>>143939290
top 10
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Bros i diddnt watch the race yet, Fraud is gonna get second isnt he?
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>>143939305
shameful display by Alberte and Bertova
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>>143939308
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>>143939305
Vollering's lil sister riding
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how was your afternoon ride berts? for me, it was a nice chute on a wet descent. the same damn descent I chuted 5 years ago, and also 2 days before going on vacation. atleast power was decent today
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>>143939483
>Ohh she cute
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Good evening, I came here to laugh at Wout
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>>143939586
yikes. could be worse, I guess. how's your bike?
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>>143939586
Nothing broken i hope?
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>>143939613
Demi didn't change a bit
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>>143939613
Dannyyyyyy er zit een kleuturrr op mn fiets
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>>143939586
How did the inner side of the arm happen?
You can now name that corner Curva Habsbert.
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>>143939613
>riding on her sister's coattail into WWT contract
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>>143939586
Which descent? Can't think of a dangerous one around Wien but I guess you go down like a madman
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Where is the Czechman throwing in smug frogs with beer?
I hope it is all after he atoned for his mistakes on the Statni Hranice.
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>>143934581
>>143939586
Also morning ride was fine. Did a one climb kind of ride, but I like the roads
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>>143938989
I always end up feeling bad for him
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>>143939628
bike is okay, right shifter is majorly screwed but still works. dont understand how the right shifter got so fucked up because I fell to the left

>>143939660
no just proper bruises on the hip, all good

>>143939710
no idea how that happened tbqh, there is a good chunk of meat missing there

>>143939744
down exelberg. I don't know what it is with this descent, 21 years of riding and the only 2 crashes are literally 200m apart
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Oh and BITNNER won too, I was refering to fraud COSTA of course
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>>143939860
Costa may have joined tramadol club. I can't explain his complete lack of reaction otherwise
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I found out today that a guy at my work is a so called homosexual.
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>>143939914
kill him and his family
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>>143939994
Well that's rather extreme, I'll just stick to treating him significantly worse than his normal peers
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>>143939586
Hello fellow chute merchant!
For me, it was a gravel descent (on a road bike).
Luckily, I only fucked up my (cheap) bar tape.
And a scratch on the outside of my Ultegra pedal.
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>>143940053
>gravel descent (on a road bike)
gravel chads, looks like we won again
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>>143939994
most compassionate belgian
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>>143940053
>gravel descent (on a road bike).
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>>143939586
had to dodge a truck on some backroad where he shouldn't be and my entire right leg was in the nettles
so itchy right now
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new thread >>143940159
new thread >>143940159
new thread >>143940159
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>>143939994
Salam alaykum, habibi
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>>143940191
it’s good for the heart



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