La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)Stage 6Jerez de la Frontera - Yunquera185.5 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2024/startlistGC after stage 5:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2024/stage-5-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2024/stage-6/liveRoadbook:https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/la-vuelta-24-libro-de-ruta.pdfStreams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / RTVE / VRT / NOS / Flobikes14:30 CETPrevious thread:>>143926638
>>143940159Current and upcoming races:17.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT18.08 - 24.08 Tour de l'Avenir 2.Ncup20.08 - 23.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.121.08 - 25.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro23.08 Druivenkoers - Overijse 1.123.08 Konvert Koerse 1.1 WE24.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - Trophée CERATIZIT 1.WWT25.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT27.08 - 31.08 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro28.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.128.08 - 01.09 Renewi Tour 2.UWT01.09 Grote prijs Beerens 1.1 WE03.09 - 08.09 Tour of Britain 2.Pro03.09 - 08.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE6.09 - 08.09 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT08.09 BEMER Cyclassics 1.UWT08.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro08.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro08.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.1 WE11.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.111.09 European Continental Championships ME - ITT CC11.09 European Continental Championships WE - ITT CC12.09 - 15.09 Tour of İstanbul 2.112.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT14.09 European Continental Championships WE - Road Race CC14.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/SrccaJA6>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
Tour de l'Avenir Femmes (2.2U)Stage 1Bessans - Les Karellis72.6 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir-feminin/2024/startlistGC after prologue:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir-feminin/2024/prologue-gcRoadbook:https://tourdelavenir.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/Livre-de-route-Tour-de-lAvenir-2024.pdfStreams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+14:00 CET
Lidl Deutschland Tour (2.Pro)Stage 1Schweinfurt - Heilbronn176.3 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/deutschland-tour/2024/startlistGC after prologue:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/deutschland-tour/2024/stage-0-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/deutschland-tour/2024/stage-1/liveRoadbook:https://www.deutschland-tour.com/fileadmin/content/2_Deutschland_Tour/DT_24/Elite/DT24-Roadbook-BD.pdfStreams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+15:05 CET
Tour de l'Avenir (2.Ncup)Stage 4La Rosière - Les Karellis142.6 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2024/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2024/stage-3-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2024/stage-4/liveRoadbook:https://tourdelavenir.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/Livre-de-route-Tour-de-lAvenir-2024.pdfStreams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+15:45 CET
Love is loveCycling is inclusive (except for s*dacas)
>>143940258
>>143940238Look how fast they're going on 8%
>>143940282it's ridiculous and they do it for 40 minutessometimes I pass some bingoal riders on my routes and I am reminded and how gigantic the gap is between them and me
race is boring when you know none of the participants are actually top level
>>143940362of all the dumb burger posts of late, this one might actually be the dumbest
I never posted Avenir girlsbtw I don't like this, Avenir is a french race, last stage should be in FranceUnless they admit that the entire race is always raced in italian clay
>>143940238jonas doing the second best performance ever while pogacar takes a shower
Vuelta Stage 6 OFFICIAL /bet/>Aert 6>Narvaez 9>Roglic 13>Kron 15>Sanchez 19>Eetvelt 23>Schmid 23>Lazkano 26>Vacek 26>Ciccone 29>Armirail 29>Valter 29>Soler 34>Lafay 34>Teuns 41>Kung 41>Hermans 51>Carapaz 67>Almeida 67
Also tomorrow
>Tour Battle of Warsawwhat a peculiar little race
>>143940409last stage is harder than 99% of races the pro girls do
>>143940421
>>143940409half of TdF Femmes was in Benelux. half of l'Avenir Femmes is in Italy. France is trying to minimize women presence on its soil
how do you think fabio fatkobsen feels with the rise of Bittner, Lund and Van Udenthat guy is so fucked
>>143940159Im looking at a new bike. Being 5''6 and not allergic to genderbendering I'm thinking I can try on a women-bike since their usually 50-80% cheaper the mens bikes. Take pic related as an instance. It costs aroun $1000 and I'm thinking like that is just wut the groupset goes for - like I'm thinkin I'm getting the frame for free.Have u guys had any experience with women bikes? Can a man bike on it or not? wadda u thougths?
>>143940505>Cuntessa
>>143940504he should move to Ineos. their only pure sprinter is Viviani
ineosbros we got fucking fleeced again
>>143940594he should move to a dietist lol
>>143940504I think he's happy that he makes more than all three's salaries combined.
>>143938582Got a photo with Roglic (and Naberman), I could have got a couple more but I didn't want to push it.
>>143940505>women's bike>16,6 kgahhh hahahahaha!needs a motor
>>143940660Very cool! On scale from 10 to 20 (out of 10), how high was he on tramadol?
>>143940441It was the hundreth anniversary of that battle a few years ago so people were going out of their way to commemorate it. Stopped the ruskies march to the west to spread gomunizm into post-war revolutionary Germany and further west. Or so we're told to believe (it is true to large extent).
Starting to get hungry again. I am BACK
>>143940739hungry for another food poisoning
>>143940711I was told Germany was able to invade Poland so easily because they were marching in backwards. So the Poles thought they were actually leaving and they did nothing. Is this true?
>>143940739GTFO of azerbajan
>>143940505In general, there are no women bikes.Like in geometry.They just have a different paintjob and saddle.E.g. Canyon had some "woman" bikes, but abandoned the concept.
>>143940749No>>143940772Yes
>>143940505Women's bike are fine. Usually the only difference is the saddle because men and women's pelvic area are so different. You get nice color schemes too
>>143940505bikes are genderless the only difference is for city bikes and then the gender role gets reversed where the male bike has a useless stem making (dis)mounting unnecessary difficult
My parents watched the Godfather for the first time and said they didn't really like it.
>>143940419by the odds you can tell it is a spicy finish. No need to check the profile.
>>143940386Today's stage was the first UCI race win ever for the guy who won today... Imagine some random Slovak or American rider winning for their first time ever a stage at the Tdf or Giro.
what happened to landa today? chute?
>>143941015Mechanical in the last kms. Should be neutralised
FUCK W*UT
>>143941015Fake puncture, like with Remco
>>143940931it insists upon itself
>>143941103And a FUCK W*UT to you as well
>>143940765Yes, they were just leaving schnaps amd singing about the Gelben Wagen, we just couldn't follow up the memetics and BAM.
https://youtu.be/sqicbqjF870?t=466fuck sake lads just stop in the middle of the road why don't yano wonder everyone hates cyclists
Are the top contenders nervous and anxious about the coming days of climbing
>>143941486the first real GC stage is stage 9
>>143940701Considering he was kind enough to take a picture with me, I will now defend his honor with my life. I was worried for Heras' record before but now I don't mind>>143940711
>>143941637hell yeah bertman
>>143941637based rogbro
>>143941486the top contender is so high he hasn't been nervous for three years
>head boss misses Vingegaard dialogue – disappointed to read news in the media>On Wednesday morning you could read the news in the media, where Vingegaard's team, Visma | Lease a Bike, confirmed that the Dane's season is over.>The team announced that there are two reasons for that. One is on the private front, as Vingegaard and his wife Trine are expecting their second child, and in addition he needs to relax on top of the intense period of recent months.>Normally you can't say much about that as a national coach or elite head of the Danish Cycling Union, but there is just one problem.>Because neither elite manager Morten Bennekou nor national coach Anders Lund knew about it before the news hit the front pages of the media.>The refusal itself, I think, must be respected. It is a personal choice whether you stand up for the national team, and there may be reasons why you don't want to. We have a wish that everyone will ride at the start.>On the other hand, there is the tradition, and here we are disappointed that Jonas does not contact Anders Lund personally and get to talk things through, just as they have been in dialogue in the run-up to the spring season, says Morten Bennekou to TV 2 Sport>But the cancellation upsets the national coach, says Bennekou, Anders would have very much liked to have had a call in continuation of the fact that they have had a dialogue about both the Olympic possibility and the World Cup participation, as Jonas did earlier this year for the first time since his U23 days has expressed a desire to be in the picture to.>Do you expect to get an explanation or have you closed it?>I don't know if we can expect a call from Jonas later, but it would be appropriate when canceling a national team that everyone basically strives to drive for, I think.Jonas IS NEVER going to ride on the national team again after this
>>143941637BASEDciclismo really is the best sport ever
>>143941673why is he such a coward
>>143941637Nice, but Cavendish would have been on the photo better
>>143941673he just dont care about anything but the tour simple as
>>143941692dangerous to get in arms reach of the manx missile
>>143941715all good as long as youre not korean
>>143941688>>143941707what is even more funny is that TV2 asked Merijn Zeeman today at the Vuelta about it where he flat out said "We have made the decision together with Jonas. Neither for us nor for him has it ever been a consideration that he should continue and ride the WC, he tells TV 2 Sport."Jonas has given interviews earlier on in the year where he said he wanted to ride OL and WC and even talked with out national coach about it and now just went complete incognito mode, which is scummy as fuckJonas makes it REALLY hard to like him when it comes to racing
>>143941753the master commands and the slave obeys
>>143941769Jonas gotta relax and train so he can take his 3rd O GRAN CAMINO
>>143941707He probably doesn't care about the tour either
>>143941829gran camino is where it's at for him
i dont understand why Visma wont send Jonas to Stradeits perfect in distance and they will for sure reduce the amount of km after this years fiasko
>>143941829yearns for the fish factory
>>143941853gravel is dangerous and haramplugge HATES gravel
>>143940931me neither, overrated af2out is a better movie script
>>143941853what makes you think he wants to do ithe was slated for it this year and bailed out last minute
Jonas please man just one, JUST ONE season where you say fuck the TDF and do a classic Giro-Vuelta season with one day races and some stage races (Strade, Tirreon/P-N, Itzulia, Fleche, Liege, WC, Italien fall, Lombardia etc)
>>143941853Strade is where matches get burned
>>143941888pog's finally feeling that 80k strade solo
>>143941863i have no idea if he wants to do it, i would just like to see him take a shot at it
>>143941888>>143941894any moment now those cramps will hit
>>143941885No. He will become a Danish silver merchant, god willing.
>>143941909he already is a fucking silver merchant
>>143941895after san sebastian he's never doing a one day race again
>>143941938since when is Kung that skelly? he should be a beast on the climbs.
>>143941950He's very, very dense
>>143941950That's a picture from 2022...
>>143941959I must have missed all the mountain stages he won that year
>>143940505ok, here's what I shopped>Changed the "o" to the "u" in Contessa>manipulated the price from 3.799 to 9.799>manipulated the weight from 13,6 to 16,6>Add two drivetrains>Changed the names of the brakes to "Dehydraulic">added size to the saddle stem>squeezed the front wheel>reddified the heart
Jonas is gonna do UAE Tour next season just because Plugge is a spitefull little bitch and wants a win over their sponsor
>>143941894if pog didnt race strade he would have won olympics and vuelta
>>143940238Stage of the year so far?
>>143941986He'd lose
>>143942008For me its campenaerts tdf win
>>143942004he'd penko the olympics due to urska, that was never an option
>>143942008I liked the last stage of Paris–Nice
>>143941983dare I say, we witnessed the pure, unadulterated essence of scandic autism
>>143942008Volta a Portugal, stage 9
>>143941983kek
>>143941983Basada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpUtj5VQQE8halfway through this. It's alright but would be a lot better if Lance would shut the fuck up and let him speak
>>143941688tour baby, even if he wins all the tours in the next 7 years he won't be half the rider pog is. He just doesn't want to win. Which is fine, he's already got his millies, but that just makes him that much more unlikeable, he'll peak for the le tour and the rest is the rest
>>143942093>>143942004yeah, why tf wouldn't they send urska, the double NC btw, to the olympics? did the others just suck more cock?
>>143942008TdF stage 9 or 11
>>143942724>Lanceis it 40% ad reads?
>>143942808Because Pintar and the Slovenian national coach are friends
>>143942860zero actually
>>143942875oh so it is cock sucking
hello kijkers
>>143941673>Jonas did earlier this year for the first time since his U23 days has expressed a desire to be in the pictureI only remember him mentioning he would want to do WC "at some point" and nothing of this year specifically (but I might remember wrong)
puck cringing at all the posts of fignonbert
lorena you fucking bitch
the German goon poster when seeing kasia irl
last pic. Vas is autistic, isn't she?
>>143943034By estimation she has an IQ of 80
>>143943034>Vas is autistic, isn't she?Yes
>>143942093don't think he would have decided to not start at the olympics if he was confident he could win>>143943016so a helmet can be used like this (to hide a massive boner)
>>143943040The forehead suggests otherwise. I think she's legitimately spergy, but in an endearing way
Mounts for the action cams have all arrived, bike is rigged up for total cagie prosecution. Usually 3 points and a fine. More recently we'd have seen arrests for hit and run.Going to film my FTP test on friday to see how consistent I can be with power and cadence, also speed. Going to be kino, cost about 400 quid all in but both cameras are great, DJI is phenomenal.
>>143943040
Played Civ V all day instead of working
>>143943096>bike is rigged up for total cagie prosecutiondid you get a rocket launcher
>>143943096How are you mounting them up?
How does 2w*ut live with himself at this point?
>>143943228He's going to win green at a canter
>>143943172My dad bought me a k edge front mount that sits on the bar like a garmin/wahoo mount, but opposite side so the cam sits just below the wahoo. Looks pretty neat, would be better if the mount arm wasn't as long so it sits closer to the bike but it's not an issue. Rear has a saddle rail mount so sits nice and cozy under the saddle. Going to film the whole ride tomorrow in 4k, only have a 2560x1440 monitor but it'll be cool to see the limits of each camera. We tested stability of the cameras and they're brilliant, should be super smooth footage despite the road quality. I'll have to replace battery for longer than 2hr rides but I don't mind I often stop to enjoy a scene for a moment or for some quiet moments so it's fine. Can't wait.>>143943147No, but I will be firing police reports at them.
Pavel Bittner, I kept picking him and he did nothing. Such are my powers
>>143943228beats memaybe he's not a weakmind after all
Punished Cosnefroy is winning that's all I know
>mfw Enric Mas wins the Vuelta
>>143943521Contador got to be one of the most unlikable riders in the past 25 years.
made some wee baguettes
>>143943538sure, if you don't like cycling
>>143941637very cool; what language did you use with him?
>>143943561MADE for butter and strawberry marmalade
>>143943043Seems derpy, cute like a puppy with bug floppy ears.
>>143943618Big*
>>143943561Lekker.
>>143943561nice
>>143943561>3,3,3,2>My day is ruined How long are those gonna last ya? I get the big ones here, but never seem to finish one.
>>143943670banh mi for dinner tonight, no plans for the rest but they won't last long (sorry about the 2, I should have lengthened it a bit)
>>143943561Gorg. Haven't made any bread recently because the heat but this is inspiring>>143943670They are only really good when first day or two. When I bake bread, I make demi-baguette and parbake and freeze a bunch so they can be easily baked
>>143943255will the bizzies even look at them? I hear plenty of stories of cyclists here who have evidence of drivers wrongdoings but the cops just refuse to do anything about it.
>>143942988He won
>>143944118yeah, I'm wondering about that toohere, in this kind of situation, it's more likely that the cops will make up something batshit insane and prosecute the cyclist
>>143942988>KekBloody from chuteing the uzbek team I'm sure.
>>143944583Shes insanely jealous of my hotter younger fling
>thread dies when fignon appearsDas rite
>>143940238At least Pogi didn’t wipe out here
>>143940660Wait didn’t two riders actually crash there today?
>>143941637Nice, did you give him a warm embrace and over aggressively grab onto his bad shoulder?
>>143941673Jonas was lucky to even participate at the TdF to the degree of proficiency that r did, how the hell are they expecting him to over exert himself with other pointless commitments
>>143942988That’s ugly puck
What will they steal during the supermarket start tomorrow?
Big sad, my rear tire is completely BTFO. I'm thinking continental gp 5000. Can I do this job myself?
>>143946936Are you asking if you can change tyres yourself?
>>143947011Yes, I've heard that trueing a wheel is something that takes experience, and I'm a thoroughbred race horse
>>143946936>GET THE MECHANIC!Of course you can figbert, Laurent Fignon could true a wheel, change bearings, and even work on his Ferrari. Why wouldn't you be able to figbert?
>>143947142I don't know how to do any of that shit fren. I can't change the bearings on my power tap axle anyway people have to send that in..
>>143943078she can't even do basic geometry
>>143947223Nothing wrong with wanting to see the cliffs of Oostende!
>>143947336Ran is a shit movie you weeb.
>>143947336seeing them once in the first lap would suffice
>>143947349>He didn't find love in UzbekistanWhat are you even doing with your life
Can someone help me find the video of fignon spitting on the camera from the 89 tour. I've seen it in YouTube once but I need it rn bros
>>143942988Best Puck>>143945812Worst PuckThis is /cyc/, not /goon/>>143943328Everyone needs a hug sometimes.
Ethan “my struggle” Hayter
>>143947658but it was Leo
>>143942069I second this, my man campenaerts
>>143947667oops
>>143946936Do I need a tire trueing stand, I can get one the park tools one for 40 dollars. Any recommendations on tire levers? What else do I need to change my tires besides new tube and tires, dearest best frens?
so there's like 6 days of slurping now? i thought this route was toughnice climb at the end today9km at 4% nothingburgerthey shoulda brought scaleb here
wounds healing good so far, not too much pain on the hip. will bring my r*pe machine to croatia and do some morning vine sessions to keep the power up.
Is today when they start in the supermarket
>>143947783It is more of an intersection.
>>143947848Oh
>>143947848a Lidlsection
>>143947858>>143947864Yes,Kaufland translates to land of shopping (I am going to this land soon),Lidl translates to whatever the fuck,Uniwiermag is a Russian name for a general shop, univyersalnyi magazin, with magazin coming from French for shop andCarrefour translates to intersection.
So. Since GALL is pas normal again. Today surely is LAFAY day right
this is the carrefour they're starting today: Carrefour Jerez Sur. Jerez de la Fronterathey start at 1pm which is "usually a little busy" on thursday according to Google. its opening hours are from 9am to 9pm, with its busiest hours being between 7pm and 9pm
>>143947932Lucky that it's open now then, imagine if they are ready for the start and the doors are locked haha
>>143947911probably not
>>143947783Lidl trek will get assassinated by carrefour ultras
>>143947942Why does he look like that. Does he live in a homeless shelter now?
Reading some HLN comments because I need my fix>Wout is echt geen rasspurter in de zin van bv een Vannitsen of Darrigade destijds maar hij kan goed zijn plan trekken en in massaspurts moet hij niet teveel risico’s nemen!Zijn doel om de groene trui te beogen zit er dik in!This guy is talking about Darrigade and Vannitsen, whoever that is. How old are these people exactly? I knew they were crazy boomers but Darrigade is from the fucking 1950s. How are these people even on the internet
>>143947988imagine a grandpa in his twilight years, couple of steps away from his grave, chilling in his nursery home. watching ciclismo and commenting about it on the internet is probably a highlights of his day. kinda soulful
>>143947988This will be you in 30 years talking about kittel and greipel
>>143948017Literally who? I don't remember pre covid riders
>>143948017seeing 4chan ages with millenials this place will become hilarious in that time can’t wait for the retirement home posting
2bh this Vannitsen feller doesn't really look like pure sprinter from his palmares
>>143948040winning scheldeprijs kinda nets you the tittle
>>143948040Everything was a sprint back then
>>143944118When you have clear evidence of driver wrong doing and 5 minutes before and after, I cannot see how they can ignore that. If they do, that's gross misconduct.
looks like a breakway stage.meh
Relevant cycling nations list
CHUTE
>>143948177Out of nowhere all caps.>>143948192So Rad, Bertholds.I think I am getting old man regeneration now, I did my back two days ago and I still feel me traps and lats burn.
they starting in the supermarket today innit
>>143948210
No one's gonna help me with my bike tire? Too cooool to help me?
>>143940362Yeah I hate watching shitters like Kuss
>>143948284how do you even get it punctured like that. Did a dog maul it or something
>>143941894If he didn't have Strade in the legs he would've gone for the Vuelta, but alas all matches are burnt
>>143948284you've never changed your tire before?
>>143948284If you are referring to the post >>143946936 then that is indeed a completely worn out tire that needs replacementI've had tires that had small little cuts and patched them up with rubber fixers with mixed success, but yours is completely worn.Buy a new tire, Continentals are some of the best in class, make sure you get the right width and circumference for your wheels. I think people also say that your front and rear tire should be the same type so you shouldn't mix and match front and rear, but I don't know if that's true.Replacing/removing a tire is a very easy job and something anyone should be able to do as you will eventually puncture roadside, as well installing a different inner tube
Attaque de Landismo in the fish section
>>143948411they are in Gibraltar? or let's say just across the border.
TV series idea: Oddburger, Schizobrit and Loser Bernd go on a bike packing trip from Baghdad to Kabul
>>143948426add that german cannibal camper somewhere along the route
>>143948422They are in Jerez, sometimes cited as Xeres. Did you know that this is the origin for the drink "Sherry" ? The name Sherry is after all an Englishism of "Jerez"Sherry is a fortified wine, I myself only really like the amber colored ones, i also only like tawny port and i love madeira wine
>>143948461Thanks Carlton
>>143948470>tf>no "yes, well"IMPOSTER
Imagine if someone slips on a banana peel in the supermarket haha
>>143948344Idk it's an old tire. I think it happened because I rode in some crushed granite parking lot at the end of my ride French frennnnn >>143948353No>>143948397Any recommendations on what tube to buy. I have 700x25 bontragers on now so I'm assuming I just get the same size continental. Recommendation on tire lever? Should I buy a trueing stand, I can get the park tools one for 40 dollars
>>143948515Dude why are you still in Azerbajian if you spend your days on cyc?
>>143948527you don't need trueing stand to change tyres
>>143948533Please pay attention, I was sick. Now on a 6 hour bus ride where no extremely interesting things are happening
>>143948527Just take the tyre out buy some plastic tire levers and take it out. it's really not rocket science you can do it sitting down with the wheel on your lap
How can a retard asking how to change tyre can get so many (you)s? >>143948558Come home bert, all the autistic religious girls are going back to school
>>143948558We gunna get a SakartVELO flag?
>>143948572One more week my Bert. Almost in Georgia where I can enjoy my khachapuri and wine
>>143948537Thank you fren.>>143948559Ok thanks
>>143948595Yes. But first I stay in Şəki for a day. Let's see how that is. Let's also say that Azerbaijan has not been my favorite country until now.
>>143948572I never asked how to change a tire. Watch your tone junior. Final warning
>>143948621Let's also say that no one gives a shit
>>143948527You just need some tire levers, they are cheap pieces of plastic. If you don't have a multitool already consider getting one, so you can do adjustments on the fly to your bike, my one comes with tire levers so very convenient700x25 is good. 700 is the most standard size for road bike wheels, 25mm is the tyre width but that is fine for a road bike, continental make various widths. with wider tyres you may have a problem fitting them into the frame, especially with rim brakes as i see you have, so best stick with 25mma trueing stand is only necessary if your wheel doesn't roll straight anymore like when you spin it veers to the side or up/down, then you can tighten spokes to adjust the way it rotates but that's a very advanced skill as you need to evenly distribute the tension over the spokes so you might be able to get your wheel true again but the tension may be fucked and lead to a spoke breaking your next rides. great if you can learn it, but something you might want to get done at the local bike shop first. they tend to have trueing stands and spoke tension meters so they can do a better job of it. hopefully if you have good wheels they wont go out of true too much
>>143948621Why are surprised that shithole is a shithole?Also yo arrived the day before Vladimiri Vladimirovac arrived, surely that is just a coincidence
>>143948176we have a 5 wins every tour avg atm not bad
>>143948683Thank you for the effort posting fren. You Belgians just went above the French as my favorite posters after that impertinent display by Pierre.
>>143948689I have NO idea who that is, is that a nickname or something
Allegedly MOVISTAR is interested in HESSMANN
>>143948756Oh wait, THAT guy. Now I understand why there was police on every fucking corner.
>>143948801he’s coming home
>>143948621>Şəkilooks like a small comfy city, what are you doing there though? and do local Azerbaijanians speak english?
>>143948801huh really? i had him locked in going to bahrain-victorious based on his previous work
>>143948856I don't know, I haven't arrived yet. They have an old caravanserai or something. Idk, just chill somewhere on the road to Georgia. In Baku some speak English, but I am pretty sure everywhere else it is nonexistent
>>143948558Have you already applied for Azerbaijani citizenship?How much is the bribe?How much dowry do the parents of your future Azerbaijani bride expect?
>>143948900
So I'm getting these tubes and gp5000 non tubeless clincher tires. Look ok? There's a lot of fucking optionshttps://www.amazon.com/Continental-Race-700x25-32c-Inner-Tubes/dp/B09M4BX2HR?https://www.amazon.com/Continental-Grand-Prix-5000-Black-BW/dp/B088NN1S36
Fraud van Shaert
>>143948923BOOOOOOOOO
>>143948911>https://www.amazon.com/Continental-Grand-Prix-5000-Black-BW/dp/B088NN1S36which width? rim or disc? which frame?>>143948911>https://www.amazon.com/Continental-Race-700x25-32c-Inner-Tubes/dp/B09M4BX2HR?standard, will doyou could try TPU inners>https://www.amazon.com/s?k=tpu+inner+tube+700c
>>143948911Do I get the 700x20-25c Bicycle Inner Tubes, or the 700x25-32c Inner Tubes?? I have 25 width, which one is better frens?
>>143948993both would work. 25-32 is just heavier since it's bigger
>>143948987700x25c. Rim brake like a true fignon. Tarmac sl4.The tpus are lighter and faster, less resistance right? But more prone to breaking, yes?
>>143949012I like your thinking stud
>>143948927Shouldn't we celebrate an underdog still trying so hard?
can’t believe nobody bothers posting it
I am pretty sure this is the second Col de l'Iseran in two years where there will be NO (zero, nada) /tv/ coverage from it
>>143949056Kek what a farce
>>143949056based Vuelta
>>143949013>like a true fignonthen you must ride 700x19ctubularand the tarmax is too newget a steel bike with classic geolike a true fignon!
>>143949056they will start from a Skoda dealer tomorrow?
>>143949056rampa humana
>>143949098Well memed fren>It's expensive being fignon...but worth every pennyhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/185881449333
>>143949056>>143949122>>143949143not a real sport
What should I offer for this bike
uh-oh
>>1439491653.50
>>143948911Bro it's 2025 why the fuck are you still riding 25mm lmao everyone in my group rides is now on 32mm minimum. Get with the times gramps
>>143949122>they didn't ride on the escalator going donwards for extra trainingweak!
>>143949143topkek
>>143949263>Bro all the other normgroids consume this, you aren't cooool like usDisgusting
>>143949143Soul
Tomorrow
>>143949408
>>143949416
fixed the ears of the squeaker. the cut ears really triggered my OCD.
>>143949425
we live in France with the youngsters (female)
>>143949143Why do we hate this again?
>>143949488We don't
>>143949488we do? I just think it's funny
Why do I keep getting tricked by Carapaz
>>143949491>>143949495Not really on /cyc/ but twitter people seem to hate this
>>143949518because we need people at the bottom so some of us can be at the top
>>143949488I don't hate it but it is laughable
Torty-tree runners were going up the Boyars before ZANA pinchazo'd.
>>143949524Twitter users aren't human
>>143949518He is still going to go, I treated his GC ambitions as a pleasant eventuality not the reason for picking him.>>143949488Because it is kurwatour balloons and parked vans tier of product placement.
>>143949534>ZANA pinchazo'dhe could have won
Low tier GC men getting too greedy and gonna ruin the break
wow that’s one big mess of a breakaway situation
>>143949641Arensfraud is already doing a philosopheur
>>143949641>too many '''''GC contenders''''''' in the front>Bora panics and catches them>my man fraudmose wins the stagethis was my script submission to ASO
>>143947988someone who still witnessed them during their career must be at least about 70 years old?btw Darrigade is still alive at the youthful age of 95
>gay cyclists tub parking lot.jpg
>vineman in the break with a lot of up and down to comePray for him
>check the break at work>32 rider with alot of cool guys in there>come home>the 32 group got caught and now it a lame grouplame
going to buy a 2nd monitor solely to watch cycling whilst playing pro cycling manager
Jay “rape” VINE
>went for a major haul from the shop, including for some random pasta dish I will do from leftovers>hauled in like 15 kilo, including a sixpack of mineral water>forgot onion
>Every stage of the Vuelta a Espana 2024 will be broadcast on TV in its entirety on Eurosport 1 and 2fuck these lying liars, this is why I don't pay the cunts
>>143949776just know that a 2nd monito is like coccaineonce you had it you can never go back
>>143943604Weird question, I thought the normal thing to do is speak in English unless you know the rider knows your language
>>143948017im still talking about zabel and cippolink.. my uncle brought me the team magazine of t-elekom yearly, he went to the team presentation in germany or some shit. I was riding my normal bike without gears on the kemmelberg back then. Best times
>only 2 monitors
I talked to a girl(female) irl about cycling yesterday
>>143949802And has the shop assistant assisted you with your purchase?
>just scraped /our girls/ igGOONING time frens
Kek this vuelta is basically FFA for UAE
what the fuck happend to KRON the 7-11 hotdog muncher
>>143949829you dont have any friends here
>Lipowitz 1:50
>>143949787>https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dell-S2721HGFA-1920x1080-Compatible-DisplayPort/dp/B095C3341T/ref=sr_1_3?crid=1I7BRMBER1259&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.Ak-qQ_-vY1nadwNakBrwKapWT5BXASFdXzhXZx31L7j_peoSYqq2ntDvLZSUEEQRCnmpEjaxieNkqAz6yPMfEy1HkK65t-izkZyMirxaaNH2E2MlckX-ulPxLxa-4LjqkLDk9L4q4XBb0kVlIE3dqcJLypfxVvLB9muD8eENMf8FZdyhhgmxk43SBfgxfkZ2J08pQmqhuFdaxqr7__7Xc_f3Axa3ijjdfIttapQvKUg.b1V3HLR4va122W7Ro8H0eIe9TImWzBH7OsJmU9Fuhnw&dib_tag=se&keywords=dell%2Bmonitor%2Bs2721hgfa&qid=1724331375&sprefix=dell%2Bmonitor%2Bs2721hgfa%2Caps%2C82&sr=8-3&th=1this looks tasty, only 190 bongs>curved 27">2560x1440>165hz>1ms>free syncBasically what I have now but bigger and curved, only have a 1070 though so I'm unsure if it can handle it. Would be my main monitor I think, this 24" would become my cycling screen.
>>143941637>too bitchmade to show your faceanother swarthoid mogged by a prim n' propa anglo chad
>>143949829Ugh
>>143949829>lip fillersnot even once
>>143941637Holy fucking kino, what a guy. Roglic is based.
>>143949843remember lenny on Megève altiportnothing is certain
>>143949837>retard doesnt know the difference between fren and friend
>>143949854>UGHthats what she had me moaning like for a good 2 hours fren. that deserves a dap up!
Lipowitz wins the La Vuelta here?
>>143949884IMAGINE roglic has to suffer the twitter faggots two years in a row in the Vueltabut this time they are german (autistic)
>>143949857i have to agree overall. she was a natural cute.
Rodriguez (Cristian) wins La Vuelta
>Lipowitz in Maglia Roja>you Horners, your GCN frauds, your journalists hacks suddenly have no problem ROGLIC attacking him because he's german and not Kuss
abandon Jon ABERASTURI
>Lipo in front pulling>Bora in the pedalton pulling
>>143949884No, today Ocoomer and Berthet go full pas normale thermonucleaire
Bunel wins. I. Holmgren second
dont tell me Roglic actually wants to go for the stage win
Marion Bunel is the next french Tour de France winner*>*Femmes avec Zwift
>>143949915Red Bull the new IneosJumbo would never (pull)
I started rubbing rosemary oil into my scalp and my hair started growing again. We're so back.
>Nienke Vinkewhat a silly name
>>143949939Have you not got regain or whatever it's called? foam you rub on your scalp, acts to reduce bloodflow which somehow reduces the chemical that causes hairloss. That is meant to be very potent.
we thankfully don't live in Germany, except Bernd
>>143949884Yes.It's written in the script.
>>143949948>poisoning yourself with Minoxidillol, lmao even
>>143949927Begosisters, we were supposed to be the next french hope...
>>143949954ehm rude?
the Dutch NC Ethan van Hayterdam
>>143949948>>143949939Imagine being this much of a bitch. You think /ourguy/ would be caught dead grooming himself like a retarded bird?
giving the name farm team a new meaning
>>143949923top 10
>>143949988Girl so good she won went back and still finished 3rd
>>143949988GC>>143950007kek. should be De Schepper
>>143949967Post your hairline
>>143949981Based new holland enjoyers, class are sexier tractors though. I'm bored of same massey furgeson equipment near me. The farmers should get different brands of equipment.
>>143949143Where is the doping aisle
>Crowd favourite "Alto del 14%" returns tomorrow
>>143950032something between Fignon and pic rel
Do you dare to dream?
>nathan van hooydonck is on english eurosport as wellthis guy is fucking everywhere
So it begins, the rise of Lipogod.
>>143950086he's soo french
>lidl hq is in Heilbronncan't let Carrefour have all the attention today
>>143950032>>143950064>literally mei embrace being a bald chad who refuses to shave it. Not. My. Problem. its everyone elses problem, topzozzles
>Gap is 5 (five) minutes now
leck mich am Arsche live on tv lol because the commentator cited an old play
>>143941753Its clear that Trine is calling all the shots in his life. Pretty pathetic desu. Hard to root for the guy even as a Dane. Was excited the first time he won because we had little knownledge of him, but now...meh. Pogacar is a whole different level of cool
GO GOONEUR GO!
>>143950064not bad as long as you're not 18
unhumane Rampen too bad they are doing it downhill
sanchez wins
Lipobrothers, what went wrong?
>Gijs Leemreize
Jizz and Coomer will crack.It's the age of LIPOWITZ.
>giving 5:30 to o coomerWhat are they doing?
gwan Urko
Complete brainlet riding by Lipowitz
>>143949791I thought there was a fair chance Roger spoke some Spanish since he spends so much time there
>>143950281His performances this year suggest he is not a real threat.
>>143950295Senechale in australia tier really
>>143950295rookie’s first real chance
>>143950295he's still a kid, but his DS should be in his ear
>>1439503064th in giro isn't really that bad.
Lafay will have to slave for that loser O'Connor of he gets the jersey
>Stage 2a of the VERY prestigious The Tour of the Battle of Warsaw has been cancelled
>>143950310>>143950313All he had to do was follow the damn Australian
>>143950319ye if they give him 5 minutes at the finish but they still have time to lower it to 2 or 3 minutes and that should be fine
>>143950342he's already 2 minutes down they would have to give him 10 minutes and he'd still probably bottle it.
PS1 looking scenery
Bora really fucked up
Give it to me straight. Does my boy Cooner have a chance at this
>>143950313knowing Bora DS it’s constant swearing and yelling
Horner must be dying
I like O'Connor more after watching the netflix to be honest, at least he's raw emotions
>RogDon't chute!
>>143950329Embarassing.>>143950358Espańa is just a no from me. If it is not norf or some Pyrenees region it is just an arid nowhere with these procedural trees or even none of them.
>>143950370The stage win? Yes.The GC? Only if AG2R finally let the foreigners have a sip of their special juice.
did fallglic crash yet?
Why couldn't they just let that first group go, Kron would've taken red and everything would've been fine The greed of some of these riders
>>143950385>tfw not enough processing power to render denser landscapes
>>143950390>The stage win? Yes.nice, very impressive.
>>143950393greed drives us
Why is lipowitz still riding in Gr. 3? He needs to return to the tete, empty himself and then DNF out of shame. Bora DS must be asleep at the helm. Surely he's still not there because of some relative GC time gain.
>>143950405>set_draw_distance 20>set_tree_density 5>antialasing_samples 2>tree_sprites True
>Helgas carried their men up the castle to proof their loveGerman customs heh
gamey looking stages today
UAE blinked.
Sturz im Feld
Loving AG2R's aggressive racing this year, they have entertained me and now I am going to buy decathalon water bottles and jerseys.
King Kenny going home
>>143950451They took the bait
that's not 23 seconds
>>143950459some cynics and sceptics like to squeak about them but they are my favorite team this season
Czechoslovak superstar Matthias SCHWARZBACHER wins the prologue of the West Bohemia Tour
what language has the best commentators? I have so much time on my hands I think I will learn spanish french or german.
>>143950482it is in siestaland
dammit I had kenny in my team
>>143950525why, he's been bad for over half a decade now
Soler should've stayed in the break damn
fads pas normal
>Lamereize
>>143950537breakaway points
>Jágrhaus
wtf is the peleton doing
>>143950508Parle francaise toi grosse chatte
Bora really were tactically perfect today
>>143940159>3rd Tour de France (*winner because 1&2 were proven doped)>Vuelta a España winner 2006>6th Giro d'Italia>8 GT stage wins including a win at Champs-Elysee>Winner Criterium du Dauphine, Tour de Suisse, Paris - Nice>2x Winner Liege-Bastone-Liege and winner Amstel Gold Race>Gold and silver at olympic rr, Gold and silver asian games, bronze at wc rr>52 career wins>Ironman age group world champion >Grand fondo age group world champion>delivered the most KINO attackswhen will we get another rider who is this entertaining (except Pogi)
Deca Durabolin AG2R
this is exactly how o'coomer got 4th in the tour once, even the same time gap
>>143950566>*winner because 1&2 were proven dopedare you implying Vino was clean?
>>143950564
>>143950575Some teams will spend the entire third week pacing to keep 12 place, why did everyone sleep today
>>143950503>ethnic german wins on ethnic german landkino
Ice cold Pocari Sweat after a long ride in the heat
Full panic in the pelotonUAE seems to be bluffing
>>143950577it was revealed to me in a dream
>>143950588>don't worry Bora will handle thisNobody was prepared for Bora to sleep this much I guess.
>>143950593all those top ten merchant teams are getting rawdogged
>6 (fix) minutes
>>143950606i could imagine these retards think Lipowitz can keep O'Connor and Rodriguez in check GC wise
Jonatan MAILAND pas normal.
>now it's trek pacing>o'coomer keeps gaining timethis is becoming quite worrisome
today Ben O'Connor won the Vuelta
This is what happens when the best Ineos man is 18th
>>143950621PTSD from riding with Lance the bully
O'Connor pickers?
>>143950508anything is better than dutch eurosport, the one guy is annoying af and karsten sounds like he's always bored, just collecting his paycheck. I watch vrt, flemish
>>143950631he's a full-on fraudhe will lose 10 mins to roglic until it ends
i hate it when frauds (not outsiders) get gifted so much time. E.g. Voeckler was an outsider who overperformed while O'Conner is just an underperforming GC rider who doesnt deserve any gift
>>143950577Well, it's well known he bribes everyone tl win, so does he even need dopage that way?
>Visma with weak captain>UAE with all captains no helpers>Ineos somehow learned that chasing for no gain is bad tacticsthe confusion among other teams when they have to work for their own GC is visible
haha kek Germans stopped the Deutschlandtour coverage 5km before the finish line. fuck you ZDF.
known matchlet O'Connor burning many today
>>143950665he's gaining matches with morale boost
>>143950662stream works for me thanks for the heads up
>>143950662showing the dedicated fans of mads slave is important
>>143950643the truest of believers get rewarded
>>143950662works on my machine
Movistar having a big dinner with 20km to go
>>143950665Insane performance, it doesn't matter. This is a result in itself.
Chute du Frigo!
>>143950646Eurosport more like Vismasport I watched them during Giro and while Pogacar was doing super solo’s on penultimate stages they were talking about Jonas god I hatethose commentators so much
Another disk brake front wheel lockup lol
CAIDA FRIGO
ouch
>>143950672>aus rechtlichen Gründen kann dieser Beitrag nur in Deutschland gezeigt werden.what is this shit. I can watch it when it's on ZDF on tv, but I can't watch it as online livestream.
MILAN PAS NORMAL
Milan takes the stage with Mass as leadout or so
>>143950690So obvious people have died already this way and nothing changes
gigachad won
Easy win for Milan then Pedersen and Kanter
CHUTE!
>>143950704Johnny is a strong lad
kek Milan is leagues above the other sprinters
Johnny Milan, fastest man in the world
Why isn't Johnny the Milan at the La Vuelta again?
Johnny Milan wins for Lidl
Hope Mads isn't greedy and Milan can go to the Tour next year
>>143950697geolocked because you dont pay goy tv taxes in germany. I use a VPN to consume sport rights on SRF
so Mads is full on hjaelper now? a new Wout with rainbows but no monuments
A whole peleton of space behind him.
Troublesome mysterious sounding chute Adam Yates, worried that we don't see it
CHUTE OR MECHANICAL ADAM YATES
Why did Bahrain let Milan go? I remember saying at the time it was a GREAT signing for Trek
>SANCHEZ chutes
Kwab
>6 minutosthat's a lot
ack
rtve in-race motorbike says riccitello and kron crashed
Happenings in avenir, TORRES going solo
Riccitello has chuted according to the Spanish commentators
>>143950715LIDL Tour has more prestige for LIDL
massive amount of chutes but no news
entire peleton chuted and the camera isn't even on them what the fuck spanish RAI
>>143950733>Why did Bahrain let Milan go?Trek probably has bigger budget now.
top 10
And Yates holy fuck
>Jay Vine möchte so viele Kinder haben wie es seine Frau erlaubt - Jay Vine wants to have as many kids as his wife allows.w-what? someone stop that man.
>>143950733Some teams don't really want a sprinter I think
>>143950749i hate the coverage so much, every year we have to seethe for the same reasons
NOW BERHETwo of me runners caidas in two minutes
>>143950757inb4 she doesnt want any
>>143950766they already have some
>>143950757kek
What did he mean by this?
>>143950766didn't say he was going to have them with her
>>143950757
>>143950749He won
TORRES is on a mission
>>143950766he can impregnate other women...by force
SIX MINUTES TORTY
>>143950781
surely not enough to take overall at the end, I guess we'll see. what a ride, motivational.
Why did that Polish race get cancelled. Did they kill someone again?
>le we really dont need to see that take becomes realityit's fucking over chutekino will never be broadcasted again
>>143950797Widar bros, not like that
BLACKMORE lacheé, WIDAR goes
>>143950808They realized the real battle of warsaw didn't last more than one day
>>143950810-ack
RICCITELLO also chuted apparently
>>143950814So BLACKMORE is just another one stage merchantWIDAR once again showing he can ride multiple days in a row
so o'coomer just won la vuelta? what were they thinking at UAE and BoraBull? Decathlon has the same superjuice bidon final as them.
This might force GC riders to attack on the climb
Is torres another turbo manlet?
>>143950835more like a good option on podium
>>143950835this fraud can't win a race he won't dw
>>143950810there's gonna be 2 minute gaps on the finestre
Absolute Landis scenes lmao
>>143950835Yeah it's over. Rest of the race is for 2nd place now
>be gall>perform well on the real gc stage>still have to slave for o'coomer because peloton decided to slurp
>>143950835An ambulance was dispatched quickly as a bald man was found unresponsive on his chesterfield
>>143950835gooners just keep winning
>>143950821Good
>>143950861that's what he deserves for having an OF gf
i'm thinking o'connor for beste man in koers today
that's a lot of matchesI'm just sayin..
>>143950844he doesn’t seem to be a dwarf here
بن او گودنور
knucklehead check?
>peleton keeps picking up riders from a group that's supposed to be 3 minutes aheadorganization is absolute terrible today
Carlito pulling the pedalton now, it's over for o'kwaker
>>143950725I probably payed more in VAT and Flaschenpfand to the German government than your average Bürgergeld Schnorrer.
>Alto del 14% >is only 5%
>it's still 6:30
>>143950884good, thanks
how many etapes till roglic finds an excuse to abandooon
Torres wins
TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES
I'm peeved that Carapaz didn't pull the same move
>>143950900Casually keeping a chasing pedalton with several teams rotating at a stable time gap. I'm about to squeak.
Urko 2nd on GC red when BOC chutes out
If Ben O'Connor wins he'll also be one of those with a stage win in the Vuelta, Tour and Giro which means he'll join elite stage racing riders such as:Tadej PogacarPrimoz RoglicRemco Evenepoeland Danish riders such as:Mads PedersenMagnus Cort
>>143950916Bora and uae are not working
when el futbol field is the most important thing for the town
>>143950925It's just movistar basically
All it takes is one bad day for that 6min advantage to disappear. Ben O'Connor is a mental midget. won't make it
>>143950935That's just the average iberian city
>>143950936it’s basically one guy
>>143950925bora seems to be blocking the chase more than actually riding
>>143950925good. showing BOC the respect he deserves (which is none)
>>143950937this will give him a lot of confidence that he'll carry for a while
>>143950937Yeah just like Kuss
jai hindley should try this next tour
THE GAP IS INCREASING
The angl* broadcast really is unsuffarable when some angl* is doing anything
BASED AUSTRALIA GO GO GO GO FUCKING LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK FRANCE
>>143950959why you watching that then
>>143950959are you telling me the French commentators were calm and collected when Bardet was on his way to winning his Tour stage
>>143950954can't be bothered to peak (dope) for a race where he isn't the leader
>>143950959SHOUTCASTING WITH THE PERFORMANCE OF HIS LIFE
>>143950959ooooooo it's the magisterial tom pidcock moving up in the peleton, what could he be plannin Sean?
>>143950968They cancelled my 1 year sub and asked me to pay triple the price. Fuck them
>>143950950O'Conoor = KussGall = VingegaardRoglic = Berthetyour Vuelta podium
lmao fallglic aint even good enough for the la vuelta??? pog would never let this happen kek
>>143950983>Froome turns on ebikeGREAT TACTICS HERE BY TEAM SKY
>>143950997pog would give 10 minutes to ocoonor
lipowitz has just been chilling in a position where he couldn't win from 75km ago but also not going back to pullkek
>>143950997>fallglickys
You can just look at a rider and see he's doped to the gills. O'Coomer is on one
>>143951001What's the point, they're not trying to pull back time and he gets a free 2 minutes
>>143951000pog would win at least 9 stages here, including this one
>>143951001I have no idea what Bora is doing. They rode just fine as a team when Hindley won the Giro.
>>143951012he looks like a rat
>>143951004GC
worky worky bora-sisters
Landisesque
>>143951023paranoid roglic not letting any bora bois do anything in case they get a gap on him and pull a kuss
this is getting ridiculous
>>143951004So Bisiaux is just another fraud
>>143951027why so many dutch people have a tyme-like name
time for fallglic to throw his bike on someone, play the victim card and drop out, it's over
>>143951032then how come Lipowitz is not back in the peloton doing a big pull as punishment for trying his luck?
>>143951017don't know it that gap is even 2 minutes anymore, mauri dropped a while ago and he's supposedly still there
O'Coomer wins
>>143951046bc they haven't caught him yet
What a farce. Boooo
no way he celebrated before the line lmao
I have no words
ROG IS WASHED>ROG IS WASHEDROG IS WASHED>ROG IS WASHEDROG IS WASHED>ROG IS WASHEDROG IS WASHED>ROG IS WASHED
>doctor immediately comes to congratulate him>like I told you this morningwhat the fuck did I just witness
>>143951035He's a CX rider bert
Brb, going do Decathlon looking for stuff.
did roglic...fall off?
Very based
>all these palitranny flagsexplain yourself spainbros
>>143951061le dopage
Somebody have experience with clostebol cream?
Blessed season for AG2R appreciators. My only dissappointment is that they chose the Tour as the race to show decency in.
>>143951071The spanish king recognized Palestina
>borasisters so bad that bahrain is pullingKEK WHAT BUNCH OF KWAKS
>>143951071muslims and trannies are everywhere simple as
>>143951083Doubt, but surely leaf bert can give you some microdosing protocol for steroid
You'd think that after the seethe last year that Rog would be more careful with this kind of thing.
ynr Leemreize losing a fingertip
Urko Berrade now that's top (clean) jockey
Maybe they forgot he's still there?
palestinian icon Ben O'Coomer
>>143951110wrong pic
>>143951071i wonder if this makes israel have to do workarounds in social media kek
>>143951111he's nowhere to be seen I'm sorry
>>143951110it was a better time
what the fuck were they thinking?
Lmao lamereize nearly died
palestine protesters at a bike race, very cool
>>143951071iberian are literally half muslim, never played EU or CK?
Wow a GREAT RIDE from Lipowitz
>>143951071The Basque know oppression.
>Gaudu sprinting for that top 10 only to get heemed by del toro
DEL TORO sprinting for my velopointsbased lad
Unreal scenesTime for a small ride, when I get back, you Berts better have some explanations (or cope) prepared
>>143951139good morning sir
>inb4 tramadol Roglic will say everything went fine with a big smile on his face
Del Toro is the next Merckx
now we get to look forward to the BOC crack. great move by the script writers
Adam Yates 8 minutes behindit's over for him
yatesi is kill
It’s over for Yates +4’
Joan BOU of all places 11th. What a joke
>Yates coming in just nowWhat the actual fucking fuckPIECE OF FUCKING SHIT
wow yates came in behind the peloton. and no 20km rule today so thats a big timeloss
>>143951181Joan WOU?
he doesn't even look tiredabsolutely got a first and final bidon
>>143951071tell us you haven't watch cycling all year without telling us.
fuckin WA accents man
and I chose yates over almeidaKWAB (me)
>>143951167GC lmao
>>143949919Told you so
Even Arensman and Uijtdebroeks were still in the group so it must have been going reeeally slow
>>143951200Based. You love to see it.
>>143951156they didn't know the gap, decathlon jammed the radio
>>143951203zone 2 is back in town
>>143951200HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA who are we going to blame fallglic-sisters???
>>143951200>4 LipowitzAll going according to plan.
>>143951203reminder that both these guys dropped O'Connor in the Girobut pace looked fast enough today. small group at the end and 42 avg for hilly stage
>>143951090Nope, it was the prime minister, which is a socialist and famous for "changing opinion" a lot
Should have been Carapaz
>>143951224fuck that rat
>>143951200lmao what a tiny timegap, boc ngmi
Come on Lipowitz, what did the DS say???
>>143951238we can't disclose that on live tv
>>143951200Why is Tiberi still in the white jersey?
Coomer not even tired
>>143951200Borasissies how will we explain this
>>143951252effects of the final bidon have not yet subsided
>>143951248they still haven't realized that Lipowitz is young enough
>>143951248They don't stop the bike to change jersey every time the virtual GC changes. Lipowitz will be in white tomorrow.
O'Connor isn't going to make it
>>143951224stage 8 he'll pull the same move
>>143951200Pogiesque, pas normal
>>143951275question is which stage will he lose the jersey?13 is my guess
A DISASTER, especially knowing how well my early teams would work.
>>143951275he has however secured his top 5
>>143951281He'll lose it on Saturday.
>>143951289/Elite/ top 25, based del Toro with the sprint today
Kron chuted too
Czech Bert please post updated GC /bet/
>>143951306I'll get you.
>>143951289
>>143951313here we go again, my team chutes out one by one
>>143951275No way in hell.With the amount of climbing still to come.
>>143951289gc-wise my team is kinda crap so this somehow ended up being good for me
Frigo sounds like a muppet wtf
>Riccitello +13:52alright, didn't make a mistake not taking him
>Frigo squeaking
>>143951367LMAO no way
I can't with these FRIGO noises.
did frigo mistake helium for carbon monoxide
>>143951367parody account
>>143951289Still /elite/ top-25
Imagine interviewing Frigo.Imagine trying to keep a straigt face!
>>143951344He seemed alright, desu. Riccitello crash in front of him and took him down, he said
>>143951367>actually realkek
AG2R uses doping. It's over. So let's talk about 2025 Vuelta
>>143951445They're leading the team standings now kek
>*** +20:32
>>143951289Fuck, I rushed it because of me pasta, assists are wrong.
Hey and Uran DNF. That's a shame
What do you guys think of this year Vuelta' song? It's kinda faggy and doesn't really suit well, but it's catchy.You guys get the song in other transmissions, right?
thought they were saying this was a very hard giro of spain? looking at the mountain stages doesn't look that bad
fell for a gcn meme and bought a castelli speed suit in their salenot really for aero in terms of speed, but it is nice with nothing flapping about, and really comfy with no seams or bib strapsdoes anecdotally feel faster too
>>143951525>mcnulty +32:31wtf happened to him
Is Wout the new Sagan? Going for green jerseys. Sorry if this is dumb question I'm trying to get in to cycling again.
maybe 4 hard stages. lots hilly ones that look easy enough.
>>143951532they don't go to the coast a single time this edition so it's only hills
>>143951544And Coquard last all by himself. DNF incoming
>>143951525Another victim of a chute
>>143951525EF already down to 5 runners, very unfortunate
>>143951546Kinda. Maybe. He probably should be.
>>143951608skill issue
>>143951608Who are you not counting?
>>143951636just refreshed and they added back the 6th, not sure who was missing
>>143951649uh oh The Script is leaking
>>143951546no Sagan rode for himself Wout’s opportunity for this has already closed
In front of Baukebert.
>>143951824And Brtek.
>>143951824Bloody basterd you said i was 25th banchok I bloodely needful murder your script sar
>>143951544I thought I only made 4 good choices, but if that's the case I only made 3
>>143951200been on a trip all afternoon, arrive at my hotel and see thisWHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>143951900it's a decathlon world buddy
>>143951875I did needfully admit I have sharted up the assists >>143951524 (did nothing with them while O'Coomer blasted in) because of munching on my just hot enough pasta. Laters!>>143951544MCNULTY riding hard while not for riding for himself, not going to be able to do it.
>>143951894Izagirre?? That makes NO sense
>>143951938But didn't Jimmy drop the entire peloton with Pog on his wheel this one time
>>143951968He hasn't gotten his yearly win yet. This is the race he was waiting for.
>>143951985He is like 50. It's OVER (just like with Mollema)
>>143951982That was YEARS ago, this year's James doesn't give a SHIT unless he is winning it.
>>143951997He won a Tour stage last year. He's my probably my favorite active Spanish rider so I hope he scores a couple more wins before he retires.
I like O'conner. He deserved this big win.
>>143951968He was very cheap so I figured might as well gamble, I don't expect anything but you never know with him in Spain
>hindley winning giro>o'cooner winning vuelta>vine winning tourhexas will confirm
>>143951935>>143951167>del torook makes sense uae didn't chase, right?but why would bora allow this? are they insane? o Connor is not some tongue flicking french breakaway specialist
>>143952027what do you mean? Del Toro sprinted from main group, he wasn't in breakaway
>>143952038shit I have to watch the final, I thought he was on the break toowhy would uae allow this too
>>143952047they were playing breakaway chicken, waiting for each other to commit then only half committed in the end. O'Conner insane ride though, one of the best performances I ever seen, period. Going to make things interesting.
>>143952047allow this? one does not allow a Landis it is simply unstoppable. Vine was in the break and got btfo
Would be well into top 10 with me early team, just a bit surprised VAN E is this good but I had 4 points left so adjusting for LANDA was reasonable.
Do we get now more breaks culled because of the main gauchos being restless?
>>143952186no now you get chaos of every fucker under the sun trying to raid
>>143952221LANDA MEANA this is your music!
>>143952221the only raid we need is French police
>>143952221Should be fun.The Decathlon team who clearly isn't ready for this kind of situation defending for dear life.
how have you been enjoying the vuelta so far?
>>143952256you are not ready for the Gall - Lafay - Berthet - Amirail destruction train
>>143952256imagine how kino an ag2r grand tour win would be. I am fully on the van rysel train, the products are great for their price. thought it's a disaster when it was announced.
>>143952258Pretty gud, me. Landscapes are not for me but very fun totally not prologue, Wout wouting around but getting the chip off his shoulder a bit and there was that rampa plus today pasnormalism.Would recommend.
A. J. AUGUST... de benen... niet goed...
>>143952258today was good but I could have gone for some more Wout victories given the weak sprinter field
>>1439523157.5W/kg bros I don't feel so good the tests... the windtunnel...
>>143952244BASED
>>143952244>>143952360I'm afraid the Vuelta doesn't go to France this year
>>143952315>Summer has come and passed>The innocent can never last>Wake me up when the August comes
>>143952315Burgerberts.... Our next Lemond....
>>143952315Schmidt and Oxenbert are also not doing very wellI wonder who's in charge of scouting at ineos
>>143952471One Richie Plugford
YNR Bart Lemon
>>143952392maybe French police should go to Spain themselves
>watch park tool videos on how to measure and install new chain>go to community workshop>it's closedsigh I was really looking forward to working on my bike now my entire day is ruined. At least i fixed the chain skipping at home before I went, turns out it wasn't the 0.75 worn chain, but all the gunk that has amassed on it and one of the rear jockey wheels
>>143952602ah yes the jockey wheels are a magnet for gunk
>>143952315but the training numbers
>>143952571Guardia Civil will not allow it
>>143952700they only bow to one man
>>143952602every once in a while i take my jockey wheels out and clean them and re oil the bearings
>>143952912I once took them out and the bearings fell out and bounced off somewhere never to be found again...
I am back and I still see no fucking explanation
>>143952717>15th in GCKwik, Kwepp, Kwab Kuss
>¡HEẞMANN TO BAHRAIN!
>>143953044to movistar actually
Is decathlon going to get baited into making gall a slave for ocoomer?
>>143953044Pppppattt
>>143953115Unlike you, I have a job to attend
>>143953064to Loving Potatoes Cycling Team actually
>>143953160I have a job, just currently on one of my many weeks of paid vacation. I know that's a foreign concept for americlaps
new thread >>143953151new thread >>143953151new thread >>143953151
>>143952276>the products are great for their pricerelative to other brandsit's still overpriced BSO
>>143950870based knower
