La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)Stage 8Úbeda - Cazorla159 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2024/startlistGC after stage 7:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2024/stage-7-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2024/stage-8/liveRoadbook:https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/la-vuelta-24-libro-de-ruta.pdfStreams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / RTVE / VRT / NOS / Flobikes14:30 CETPrevious thread:>>143953151
>>143968927Current and upcoming races:17.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT18.08 - 24.08 Tour de l'Avenir 2.Ncup20.08 - 23.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.121.08 - 25.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro24.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - Trophée CERATIZIT 1.WWT25.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT27.08 - 31.08 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro28.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.128.08 - 01.09 Renewi Tour 2.UWT01.09 Grote prijs Beerens 1.1 WE03.09 - 08.09 Tour of Britain 2.Pro03.09 - 08.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE6.09 - 08.09 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT08.09 BEMER Cyclassics 1.UWT08.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro08.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro08.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.1 WE11.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.111.09 European Continental Championships ME - ITT CC11.09 European Continental Championships WE - ITT CC12.09 - 15.09 Tour of İstanbul 2.112.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT14.09 European Continental Championships WE - Road Race CC14.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/SrccaJA6>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895
Why are BMX races like 40 seconds? Why don't they make them 5 minutes and have the riders pace themselves more?
Tour de l'Avenir Femmes (2.2U)Stage 2Villargrondan - Condove119.3 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir-feminin/2024/startlistGC after stage 1:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir-feminin/2024/stage-1-gcRoadbook:https://tourdelavenir.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/Livre-de-route-Tour-de-lAvenir-2024.pdfStreams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+12:15 CETTour de l'Avenir (2.Ncup)Stage 5Les Karellis - Condoue119.3 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2024/startlistGC after stage 4:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2024/stage-4-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-l-avenir/2024/stage-5/liveRoadbook:https://tourdelavenir.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/Livre-de-route-Tour-de-lAvenir-2024.pdfStreams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+14:40 CET
GP de Plouay - Lorient- Agglomération Trophée CERA (1.WWT)Plouay - Plouay158 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-ouest-france-plouay/2024/startlist/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-ouest-france-plouay/2024/result/liveRoadbook:https://www.pco.bzh/medias/women-pro/2024-Guide-Technique.pdfStreams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+14:10 CET
Lidl Deutschland Tour (2.Pro)Stage 3Schwäbisch Gmünd - Villingen-Schwenningen211.1 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/deutschland-tour/2024/startlistGC after stage 2:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/deutschland-tour/2024/stage-2-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/deutschland-tour/2024/stage-3/liveRoadbook:https://www.deutschland-tour.com/fileadmin/content/2_Deutschland_Tour/DT_24/Elite/DT24-Roadbook-BD.pdfStreams:https://live.tiz-cycling.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+15:05 CET
>Astana wants to buy out the contract of salebe ewanmaybe someone should just put Vino in prison for his own sake
not enough info posts, this general needs even more
>>143969054nice superteam they are building there kwab.
>>143969056no it's very important that mickey mouse races that are on in 3 weeks time and nobody will watch are listed in the OP
>>143969056
>>143969054>ewanwtf even happened to him?
>>143969105everyone that worked with him hates him he also stops sprinting when he sees he can't win (every race) so he's not even good at farming UCI points
Sister broke up with her boyfriend of many years, he said she ruined his life (he moved in with her, spent all his savings being neet playing runescape) so I cheered her up and it's okay because it's my birthday tomorrow so we're going to the zoo. She is very sad though, I never liked him neither did my parents. It's for the better, look after your sisters berts.
>>143969126even more mindbroken than bennett to bh
It's funny how sometimes a rider goes to another team and you think to yourself: >wow that's a big name moving to that particular team, a new challenge, a fresh wind, he's going to be contesting some classics and WT stage wins for sure next seasonand if this same rider was to move to another team you would think:>wow his career is done, we'll never hear from him againfor example if Aranburu went to Lidl, Visma, Alpecin or UAE I'd end up with opinion A, but because he's going to cofidis i'm very confident of opinion B even though this is still a great rider who should always be there on a punchy finishi'm also struggling with a lot of big names moving to astana now defaulting to option B but surely some of them will hit and bring astana back to their glory days when they still had the best doping?
Berts, how do I get a job riding one of those 3 wheeler Yamahas?
>>143969173astana and israel are the retirement homes
>>143969173some teams are just career graveyards innitcofidis, astana, arkea, fdj, Ineos keknow if a rider moves to UAE or pre 2024 jumbo you immediately expect him to improve and get shit done
Guys, I may have access to two of the hotels where most of the riders will be in a couple of days. Gong to try to get Gall, Meintjes and Woods autographs.
if a rider moves to DSM I immediately blacklist him he's gone and dead
>>143969173problem with cycling is most riders are not as good you think they are so you are easily tricked. Aranburu is actually a jobber
>>143969196You're become a borderline alcoholic overweight mediterranean +50 year old man working in television production with an interest in riding motorbikes.
>>143969228cover your pen in steroid cream for the lols
>>143969056what info? it would be either squeaking or muh good legs
>>143969250>Mediterranean Impossible >You're become a borderline alcoholic overweight +50 year old manHalf way there Bert.
>“I have a bit of the feeling that I have had in many of the past races. I am riding as hard as I can and my heart rate is not yet at the limit, but I just get a numb feeling in my legs and everything just blocks,” a candid Uijtdebroeks opens after the seventh stage.>The 21-year-old climber from Visma | Lease a Bike has no reason for the strange feeling. “We often said that it was fatigue, but it can't always be fatigue. It's something I've never had in previous years. I just get a very numb feeling, even when I touch my legs. Today that was the case again quite quickly and that's not normal on such a short climb. Then I should be able to sit much better at the front normally.”opioid overdose, how fucking zoinked are these fucks nowadays
>>143969173I think this to teams and staff get hugely undervalued Patrick was first to start making band of brothers tier teams and it paid him well in dividends
>>143969236DSM is this weird twilight zone between graveyard shift and unexpected glory
>>143969403just what the fuck did they do to him
>>143969422blood clots in his legs permanent nerve damageultimately heart failure
>>143969403I get this pretty often too, interesting. I wonder if it could be carbohydrate related like diabetes or something.
>>143969460you either survive the LAB injects and grow stronger or you perish
>>143969488or you murder your wife
>>143969151>he moved in with her, spent all his savings being neet playing runescape
>>143969497prolonged LAB juice dosing gives you mad cow disease
>>143969403vaxx status?
time for some femmes webm posting
>>143969519
O'Connor can smile after first day in red: "Roglic will have to win many more bonification sprints">Ben O'Connor does believe in a good final classification, now that he suddenly has a five-minute lead over the opposition. The six seconds of bonification that Primoz Roglic picked up on Friday do not detract too much from that for now.>"I wasn't surprised that Roglic went for the bonuses. It wasn't something very crazy, so I was pretty comfortable and happy with how it turned out. He went for seconds and I went for minutes Thursday," O'Connor managed a laugh.Overall easy day>"Oh well, every second can matter. I can't do much against him in sprints like that, but he'll have to grab a lot of bonus seconds to close the minutes between us."
>>143969607*braapppp*
>>143969602>he went for seconds today>I went for minutes Thursdaykek actually want boc to win 2bh
>>143969602>mfw Rog wins by 5 seconds
>>143969638is the wiggo podcast episode worth watching?
>>143969403huh, i was listening to this interview he had on the cycling podcast yesterday, i have recorded it for my /cyc/ friends and uploaded it to vocaroo:https://vocaroo.com/16E7ptPjRYRJhe seems mainly optimistic although kind of obsessed with his values like his watts and cda and he speaks like a proper jumbo drone already referring to himself as "we" and stuff. i dont know if this approach of focusing on values and development is really conducive or if he wouldn't be better off at a team where it's more about just racing and having fun
>>143969670autists like him don't have fun racing
It's time.
>>143969670>i dont know if this approach of focusing on values and development is really conducive or if he wouldn't be better off at a team where it's more about just racing and having funIt works for some people I guess. I wonder what sort of career Jonas would have on a different team with a different aproach.
>>143969670dude weights his food before he was a junior probably some people need the numbers and the extras like even campy is addicted to it even tho he laments it openly
>>143969670>Like last year I uhhhhh we uhhhh
>>143969690homemade rotissery chicken? oh fugg
>>143969763>>143969690You and your rotisseries.Maybe I need to get a good one but I just don't like it, don't like the mess, don't like the playtime with those tiny bones, don't like to know I am leaving meat on the bone but I don't want to get even messier to get it all out.I will just have some hungarian sloppa and a schnitzel, sar.
da boyz linked up again
>>143969690mhhhh
>>143969821Mahlzeit
>>143969857Oh you're the cooking Bernd, I am trying your chikin for shure.
>>143969602>Lol this idiot riding for mere seconds why doesn't he just win a stage by minutes, ez clapped Based Ben O'Commie
>>143969602HAHAHAHA BASED OCOOMER, RETARDED ROG
>>143969602>be shit all year>gets gifted minutes>acts all smugSmart guy
>>143969840he'll be ready for next year's classic season
>>143970059he's been alright this year to be fair
>>143969403That sounds a lot like the symptoms people describe when they have problems with their iliac arteries. Maybe cian should get some pre-emptive surgery
>>143970059if he's so shit why not just pace him back? checkmate retarded rog sisters
>>143970059>be shit all yearCame 4th at the giro, 2nd at UAE tour with a stage, probably more. He's been pretty good. Bora fucked up big time. It has cost them the vuelta.
W*ut winning multiple stages destroys all credibility that the Vuelta has
>>143970364sander armee ruined that a long time ago
>>143970364but it's fun to watch
Just came home and seen the results. Why the FUCK did Torres and Widar lose so much time?
>>143970474frauds
>>143970454Fucking Sander ArméeJust you watch, fucking DE PESTEL will win a stage this yearDamn Mickey Mouse GT
>>143970474Pablito will take minutes tomorrow
>>143970504Jempy DruckerMathias FranckMarczynskiStefan DeniflClément Champoussintrue titans of the sport
>>143970454>>143970504When my cringe procontishitter wigger MARCZYŃSKI won two (2) stages the same year Sander ARMÉE it was already over.
How the vuelta has been going pog would have won easily.
>>143970592they were right to dns the olympics and the vuelta because wada and the uci would have gotten their fists out of their arse and investigated
>>143970552Champoussin probably the most annoying recent example because every team he goes in a break now the Dutch commentators say he's a fast dangerous fellow to watch out for It's so tiresome
>>143970592No doubt, he would have make some people retire from cycling completely.
>>143970619>wada catching doperslol they let robert stannard go with almost no punishment because they're incompetent
>>143970619wada couldnt even be bothered to catch fuglsang
>>143969650not reallymaybe throw it on in the background if you have nothing else to be doing
eliteCHADS this was supposed to be our vuelta
>Samuel Watson to ineosThat's actually a really promising move. Maybe ineos intends to attract the generation of british youth that they and the british cycling system allowed to defect to french and other european teams. Now bring in Askey, Gloag, Poole and Brennan.
>>143970920>French 1.1 race barely top 10 merchant goes to a team that rarely sends riders thereAnother career ender of a move
>>143970059> Be shit all year> 4th in the Giro, top 5 of every other stage race he's entered this year.I'm not saying he's been impressive exactly, but he's been good enough that no one should give 5 minutes away to him. Especially because Rog isn't known for his large winning margins.
>>143970995he's 22
Arensman got a heatstroke today
>>143971031Yeah ben turner was 22 once too and look at how well they developed him
>>143971037I don't care, he is not DNFing with 0 points for my team.
next year ineos will have the fewest british riders since the team began.
>>143971063he's only 25
You now remember Ben Toilet Another failed jumdope experiment, though this one was always fairly discardable
>>143971106Another TT merchant that can't actually race
You now also remember Ben TURNER.
...I should have paid closer attention to the thread.
>>143971126The Ineos classic They used to be able to mold these guys into Titans
It's time again.(No, tomorrow morning)
>>143971131>>143971063we've done that one already*ahem*you now remember tom pidcock... oh yeah he won amstel and olympic gold this year...
>>143971165
>>143971165feasting
>rider doesn't get a result in the past 3 months>cyc: "haha he's shit remember him??"Adhd zoomers or proto boomers with early onset dementia?
>>143971168Why act like ben turner hasn't become worse the past 2 years?Ineos is a terrible team to go to as a youngster that isn't already WT ready like Rodriguez was.No need to deflect with Pidcock
>>143971189It's definately going that way, whether the team has gotten worse or others have gotten better is to be seen but all accounts point to it getting worse. It's a shame because cycling is rapidly dying in the UK. A quarter of yearly participants in races compared to pre-covid. Used to have 6 UCI races in 2017 iirc, now 2, one of which was cancelled this year and rumour is this is the last Tour of Britain.
>>143971188>>143971168Holy seethe, just accept that turner and tullett are shit lol
Turner and Wright sus as fuck
Atleast they still have Cameron Wurf
>>143971272I don't know what you're getting at though? Look at arensman, he's absolutely shite and he rides for ineos. So is de plus.Except they aren't young.>>143971304I was thinking this about Wright especially as he's at bahrain
>>143971309
>>143971309this cunt is doing races without anyones knowledge he's stealthy
>>143971312Arensman was better at DSM, another rider they're fucking upThat fucker gained 5kg during the giro not that Ineos staff cares
>>143971341He's the pacer for before the coverage starts, he might not exist at all
>>143971366unironicallynobody has ever seen him on camera
>>143971354too many stroopwaffels
me at 3pm at the supermarket today>i'll get me 4 la chouffes, that should tie me over for the weekendme at 11.30pm at home, 4 chouffes down and not ready to call it a night>pic related
>>143971408Relatable
>>143971165But it's still time again.Now!
>>143971304who cares when they didn't win anything
>>143968637it happens even to the best
>>143971473And to the worst
>>143968927Carapaz takes back three minutes on this
>>143971550I have this crybaby faggot so much
>>143969582fucking retarded bitch
>>143968954why did he do it?
>>143971106>>143971131they are the same in my head
>>143971632Functionally, they might as well be
Bretagne Classic Ouest-France is OPEN
>>143971725There is only one choice—the fanciest boy of them all.
>>143971747The straightest frenchman
>>143971747My, nay, OUR King!
My new power meter pedals have a stack height of 11.2mm and my old pedals had a stack height of 17mm. Should I move my seat down by 5mm or is there more to it than that?
>>143971930>is there more to it than that?Yes, there's more to it than that. 0.8mm, to be exact.
>just watched stage 4>saw the idiot belgian dutch wahatever the fuck prematurely celebrate>got mogged my rogdick>mfw
>>143971106second time I'm mentioning him today but>ynr GLOAG Thomas
>>143972761all i want is to one day see someone launch 100ft off something like this. well it's not all i want. but it would be a good start
>>143972761>No guardrail Chute of glory
>>143972796did you already forget about Gino or are you lamenting that here wasn't a camera moto behind him when it happened?
>>143973012the latter, i want a full launch in 4k
bh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P8B0STVEeM
>>143974494time trials should be>no helmets>no clothes>neutral bikeswe need to eliminate all variables aside from the human and pharmaceutical elements.
>>143974494ayy lmao
>>143974494very aero. xenomorph tt helmet when?
>>143974586??? they're already in use anon, they're just painted bright colors
burger hoursanybody watch yowamushi pedal? I really wanted to like it but the show just gets more and more ridiculous as they go on with that inter-high race. Also that one event is getting really drawn out into the second season, I don't understand why so many people (redditors) love this shit anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ADkcfsAAT4bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82PkAEAozWs
>>143974676No I marathoned a couple Tony SCOTT flicks today though
>>143974822oh he made enemy of the state didn't he. that was a pretty good spy/political thriller from the 90sThey are a bit more recent from the mid 2000s, but i'd highly recommend Body of Lies and Syriana if you like this stuff.
bh, I miss brazilhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq_AOktdhts&pp=ygUKUXVlIGJlbGV6YQ%3D%3D
>>143974864Noted. I watched True Romance and Revenge today. I didn't like Revenge, it was moody and sexy for a bit but everything was so flat. True Romance was great but the script could have used a little tightening up, not all the quips landed for me. Scott was the best part of both movies
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
>>143975124yeah we already talked about this, it's not any kind of secrethttps://www.procyclingstats.com/staff/francisco-javier-patxi-vila
>>143974676>I really wanted to like it but the show just gets more and more ridiculous as they go on with that inter-high race.I feel like that's all animes. Or at least most.>1st season So good, amazing, on the edge of my seat, can't wait for more.>2nd season Slop, obvious tropes that make it painful to watch, fan service, axe murdering the plot.
>>143974676didn't even finish the first seasonexpected ciclismo the anime, got just another shitty shounen (*but with ciclismo)yeah no
Easy win for the break today then?
>>143975870Today they give Del Toro 10 minutes, who gives a shit
WAKE UP BERTS
>>143976791JESUS CHRIST OK OK I was just skimming BURGAUDEAU's stats, feeling he is a trap.
>>143976839Burgaudeau is MADE for this race. A budget classic for Budget Alaphilippe
>>143976846Yes yes, good, everyone pick him.
Aranburu will win today. That is all. Enjoy your Saturday.
>>143976867Win what. He is not even in any race
Berts, does anyone have issues with the streaming quality of HBO max? Eurosport player was always working fantastic for me, very smooth image (probably 60fps) and 1080p. Now with HBO it's probably 25fps and clearly not 1080p. it is really ruining my viewing experience desu
Ah looks like RIKUNOV won today in Trans-Himalaya! Ahead of GATE and Maaskantje George JACKSON. PCSBert still has NOTHING
I woke up with the realisation that british cyclists ride on the left side of the road
>>143976927Wait until you learn about their break setup
>>143976943When do they take their breaks then?
>>143976914It's not very good for me either.Wonder if it is a DRM sheanigan, or simply a ploy for a future UHD subscription without adds®
I haven't paid attention all day yesterday as I was biking and travelling. What did I miss?
>>143977015I really hope they fix it some time soon, I fucking hate watching sports at 25fps
Is there a tool to bypass paywalls on French sites?
>go to "Festival of Diversity">get stabbed by an Araboh the ironyAlready looking forward to what kind of retarded tactics Bora have in store for us today.
Need meds upped I feel mania coming on strong. Might email psychiatristberg and grovel for an extra dose.
at least it's an uphill finishget in the mountains alreadythis race is lame
>>143977369looking clean fren. we have the same rim brakes. how is shifting without di2, it looks like the shifters are in a similar place. you have to apply more weight? i only had a 300 dollar mountain bike before (trek 3500, complete dogshit)
>>143977369Nice bike, but it looks a bit small
>>143977037where is this? the Pyrenees? should stop by Centre Laurent Fignon for an homage
>>143977079(Woord van de dag: domme goj.)Taking a deeper look, UHD et al. seem available, but only with a Premium® subscription and it is unclear if desktop computers are allowed to stream UHD: https://help.hbomax.com/nl/Answer/Detail/000004523(They gave me a discount for the _Basic with Aids©_ when they shutdown Eurosport, but it is still end up more expensive as I also need to buy the _Sport Add-on™_)So all-in-all it is a giant ads and DRM-ridden fuckery, might cancel my abonnement soon.
>>143977466It's madone d'utelle on the background
>>143977421I love it, my dad is getting mad one but I'm not really fussed. We agree this bike is all we need. I'm not pro, I don't need grams or stiffness. It feels amazing handles great the rim brakes with Swiss stop pads are strong. Comfortable and stiff. Mechanical is great, it's fast shifting. Can shift well under load. I think it was the last era of lightweight pure road bikes before meme features.>>143977427It's 54cm, I'm 175cm. Bike fitter recommended a 56 for me but yeah, I like it a lot.
>>143977607beautiful. youre the professor that teaches math right?>>143977639what are the meme features? di2? disc brakes? i have to stop pedaling for a second for it to shift the big ring with di2 but that might just be because its old idk. i have a size 54 as well but close enough for me, i have long legs and a short torso
>>143977696I don't teach anymore, just research
>that hr
>>143977720>another retired french professor im thinking based
>>143977757>retiredThat's one way to look at it
>>143977696Yeah di2, aero, disc brakes mainly. The emonda could have gone with hiding cables at the front but other than that it's not really relevant the new meme features. Disc is not much better than good pads even in the rain.
>>143977757>>143977760In academia, stopping teaching is usually seen as an upgrade, especially if you were asked to teach random topics unrelated to your own research and interest field.
>>143977760lol>>143977769im thinking based
>>143977696>i have long legs and a short torsoare you a woman?
>>143977816academia is now just jewish roastoids and normgroids with a couple based chads hiding their power levels sprinkled in. let god sort em out..
>>143977864stop trying to fuck and go get a dog leaf.
Betting odds (still) have Roglic as the favourite, with O'connor secondIt was a really cool development for the race because now we still get our expected Roglic vs. Everyone battle PLUS we get a free GC contenders vs. O'connor battle
>>143974494
Arensman will DNS today, I reckon
>make veloteam for bretagne>want to pick my old boy JULIEN SIMON>can't find him>he's somehow 10 pointsdamn veloman is a ruthless fuck
>>143977885given you are also a burger, you should consider transitioning
>>143977969Not necessarily, he still finished with a minute back, not doing a complete MOREIRA.But I am still counting in a DNS.
nice hilly run to start the day. should have gone easier. meeting me mate for another hard session later
>>143977979since Nys is so cheap you can basically pick whoever you want doe
>>143978157Nys is a distancelet
>>143978157But this is not a NYS nor a BURGAUDEAU race.Not saying they're not going to be in points but there are superior picks, that's all msayin, youknowmsayin.
There you go
excellent points. I will not be picking Nys. nope definitely not wasting my coins on him
Nice ride, nice tan yesterday. Missing 20km
>>143978224
>>143978281Hwo could I forgot about the tramadol king
>>143977952UAE better do some spicy things with their stacked list of super doms.
>>143978224>Cort in 1 day races>Van Gils since June
>meanwhile, in the vuelta
>>143978433>trial bikes
>>143978433ask a 5 year old to draw a bike and that's what they would come up withweird looking yoke
>>143978433nice reconstruction
>>143978484
man I recently browsed through a facebook group of my city and boomers fucking hate cyclists also some very deranged and disturbed people nearby
I don't have a mental model of what a portuguese person is in my head. I have mental models for many other people. But not them.I asked my Spaniard friend what the spanish think of the portuguese. He says they don't think about them much. The only thing is they are melancholic and old fashioned.I said "ok"
>>143968927Roglicwinslol
>>143978628>boomers fucking hate cyclistspart of the culture war sadly
>>143978767wish he could attack before last 300 m sometimes, but I guess that train has left the station (forever)
I hate how late they start in vuelta
I am BACK. Khachapuri and GOOD wine here I come.
>>143978908perfect for afternoon rides
got reminded about one certain Swiss rider in unconventional way
There is a guy named KOT in the tete in l'Avenir
>artem nych
how bad do you have to be to end up below arkea
>>143978923The what? It's august, you're supposed to be on your bike at 7 max
>>143978990should've brought Ulle's nephew
>>143978991it's only 29 degrees in Marseille don't act like you're suffering
>>143979022First day of august where we might not reach 30 in montpellier and it's 80% humidity
>>143978628>>143978786Similar in France. Boomers are very content to wait 30 seconds at a red light every 500 meters, but god forbids to be slowed down and wait a bit to pass safely a cyclist.
>>143978991the weather has been shite recently, august isnt a guarantee for good weather
>>143979049looks fine for an afternoon ride today
today looks like another slurper
>>143979066You've never ridden in 80% humidity, have you?
>>143979134I have earlier this summer
>>143979134When and where did you ride in 80% humidity?
>>143979134Who and what did you ride in 80% humidity?
>>143979174Pretty common to be 80% humidity here in summer, especially in the morning. The only thing you need is wind coming from the sea. Since I'm biking to work I have to do it sometimes. Pic related is from this morning, if this happens on monday I would be riding it.
Made my team in 5 seconds, that was the easiest one ever
the l'avenir finishes on the colle delle finestre today, that's a gravel climb. could be chaos
>>143979454Le Avenir is such a nice region. Didn't know Finestre was there too
Good god, someone needs to tell those girls this looks like shit
a polish guy on /pol/ saved this (picrel) fignon picture as kuc kolarski, meaning "cycling pony" lmao
>>143979057This looks suspiciously like my grandpa's bike
DNS (Ges)Bert
explain team arkea
So, yes. Well
>>143979676Champoussin earns a million per year
>>143979687Very nice, but looks a bit less appealing than at any random money laundering Georgian bakery/restaurant here.
>>143977583Bert! I seem to have fixed it. I read that the HBO browser player has troubles with multiple monitors, so I disabled my second monitor and now it seems to run at much better quality and better framerates. It's still not great of course, but I don't use my second monitor while watching cyclismo anyway.
>>143979687This looks good, is it easy to make?
Tomorrow
>>143979828look up adjarian khachapuri
>>143979843
>>143979861
>>143979701imagine getting that much money to peak for Arctic Race of Norwaynot sure if fraud or he's living the dream
>>143979881
>>143979891
>>143979909
do you call it GP Plouay or Bretagne Classic?
>>143979860Pizza dough, cheese, egg, and butter, I will make this
>>143979884The contract year classic, he's living the dream
Did they really go into a supermarket?This might be a sport for me
>>143978916are you planning to return home by land? Turkish flag will pop up in /cyc/ next?
>>143980222No, I fly home from Tbilisi. Anyway, that was really FUCKING heavy on the stomach. I am gone, I am dead. Time for a small two hour nap.
DNS Great Britain at the 2024 European Championships
>>143980308Good
>>143980308English scene dying out really is the best news of 2024
>>143979549kuc is a slang for a nerd programmer though, and they usually are depicted with shitty hairline and long hair just like fignon.
ingot nothing against ocoomer for the most part, but being gifted a gt? lolvuelta gc has been gifted 2 years in a row. lmao evenwhat a fucking shit show
>>143980508ocoomer is going to choke. Dude is a mental midget
>>143980508last year after the vuelta I said it's officially no longer a grand tour because that 1,2,3 + social media decided win gift farce killed it. I am correct
Roglic did not approve the gift. He will reel in BOC with a vengeance.
Decent english from Squivakov.Another one if those lads that speaks 3-4 languages .
Widar dropping early
>>143980672Not going to say anything or my belgian friends will be mad
I caught the stomach bug from Autismbert, I spent the whole night throwing up and the other thing at me toilet. Probably lost 20 kilos.Imagine the W/Kg now
And the first thing I hear all day is the soothing voice of Jose Been
>>143980704Quick, do a ramp test
easy Bunel win + final GC
>The origin of the city dates back to the 2nd century BC. with the construction of the Old Bridge that was part of the Roman road that linked the Guadalquivir valley with Cartagena. The existence of a mill that was located next to the bridge had an important influence on the founding of the town. In the first third of the century it grew rapidly due to some mining operations, currently abandoned. It was a crucial point of trade between Levante and Andalusia, for which an attempt was made to build a railway that was never completed.Thanks Bert
>>143980704The FUCK are you two doing.
>>143980803>Guadalquivir
>>143980472>he didnt have the heart to tell me what he really thinks of /ourguy/based polish guy saving pictures of fignon
>>143979540high test image
>Mathias Schnapka (team manager at Bike Aids): "The Lidl Tour is the biggest race in this country, we have nine Continental teams and in my opinion they all belong here because we are the basis of German cycling."
>>143980704some kind of virus going around, because I had similar symptoms during the last couple of day at the Urals
>>143979687>Tismbert slowly inching across Asia for like 4 fucking monthsAre you doing remote work or how are you supporting yourself out of curiosity?
how many matches will rog burn today to get back 30s?
VAMOS PABLITO
>>143980876Are there some secret /cyc/ orgies you're not inviting me to fren?
>>143980736>Click the Tour of the Future as they are on the BIG climb of the race>Jose Been>Immediately turn it off and watch Vuelta slurping 100km to go insteadShe really is insufferable
>>143980824What's wrong?
Torres took a minute in 1.5km, 10km to go
nice dam
I recognize this is the place where Suleiman Yates cracked
>>143981046Nothing. It's just that the -vir suffix is often used in pharmaceuticals (for antivirals).
in hindsight should they have chased o'connor on stage 6?
The coomer will crack today
>>143980508i think it was 50-50 gifted-taken. he was gifted some minutes, but in the bora hansgrohe started putting the hammer down and trying to close the gapwith 53km remaining he had 5'25 on the pelotonwith 26km remaining he had 5'50 on the pelotonwith 7.3km remaining he had 6'35 on the pelotonat the finish he had 6'31 on the pelotoni think that's kind of very atypical because even the best riders in the peloton, when they are ahead of the pack all day they usually lose a couple minutes in the final climb. the fact that o'connor didnt lose any time must have meant he must have been on one of the best days of his lifehe got a few minutes for free, for sure, but then some minutes he held onto by force against common sense of what usually happens
gravel section started
Should I go to the philly naked bike ride
this one looks like gravel too
>>143981212>the fact that o'connor didnt lose any time must have meant he must have been on one of the best days of his lifeyes, bora ds patxi vila was squeaking about this and said he never witnessed anything like it(this coming from a guy who participated in the infamous landis stage)
>>143978733Your friend is correct
>>143981391What is the gender ratio
>>143981205This is Roglic only hope. He has ever put big time into a GC rival on a decisive climb (non ITT)?He is "Mr. Bunch Sprint for Bonifications Man"
>>143981118I see, but it's just one of those arabic names.
>>143981391why would you do that to yourself? most of these people will be fat and ugly
>>143981509No most tend to be normal looking
>>143981157Yes.He should never have been allowed in the break in the first place.
>>143981493Lagos de Covadonga, 2021
>>143981157>>143981563Lipowitz should have followed and sat in his wheel when O'Connor attacked. That was the real fuck up
>>143981597>90 secondsSo he needs to do that four times
>>143981493>He has ever put big time into a GC rival on a decisive climbVuelta a España 2021 stage 17 - Lagos de CovadongaVuelta a España 2021 stage 10 - Puerto de AlmácharTour of Slovenia 2018 stage 4 - Volovljek
>>143981639I'm not sure it works that way, but yeah, just one big attack on one stage is not gonna be enough
Can Tijmenito drop Blackmore by 25 seconds?
Ayuso killer pas normal if the gaps are to be believed
Finestre, such a sick climb
Finestre for a MTF is wasting it Finish line should have been in Sestrières after the descent
'chester United lost again
im completely done with all nicotine. no fap, fasting, raw meat and sungazing is the cure. jewish gematria confirms it, as today is 8/24/24...thats 33.3...im a new man frens. new mannnn
The boys.UAE and Bora are fucked.
GREAT camerawork from the French RAI here
>>143981918Yeah, they should do this in the Tour. Imagine the seethe from Plugge
How did Torres lose 4 minutes yesterday
>no HC gravel climbs near you
>>143981997Patxi Vila gave him advice
>>143981964low signal area, please understand
>>143981997Stage finished on a long descent and valley, and Graat and Blackmore had hjaelpers to pull
>>143981997saved his matches
>>143982010Col du Parpaillon in TdF soon bro
Everybody riding in 1's and 2's
>>143981958WTF... i didnt even realize it but its been EXAXCTLY 3:30 since my last nicotine puff. HOLY SHIT!!! i fuckin KNEW it!!! craaaazyyy
3'10??? NOT NORMAL
>>143982021They just dropped him on the climb?
España bros we are so back. Dirty 2000's are returning
>>143982017I don't care, even from Burkina Faso we get live images nowadays
kino climb
fucking had it with gravel tards and gravel shiteither man up and get a MTB or just cut your dick and transition already, fucking hell
>>143982066
>>143982062Seems more like a split in the peloton and Torres was isolated against a big group with many gregarios and satellites. Pablo was 30 seconds back, alone, over the top but lost 5 minutes on the descent
>>143982037They should have done Tende
>>143982075Indeed, if they can do it in Costa Rica, anyone can
>>143982094I have a MTB, a gravel and a road bike you retard
>>143982075>ynr the very prestigious Gran Premio NYC
>>143982104best race of the season
>>143982094dumb retard
>>143982094very good post
>Ayuso>Torres>Marti
>>143982131This is what you get when you can't afford a relay aircraft
>morgado curve
>Morgadowhat does he do?
>>143982146Always delivers kino, that's for sure
VICTORIA DE LOS PABLITOS
>>143979727We had a place in town that sold those but it got seized for tax evasion.
Torres wins
PAS NORMAL
BOOOOO
now this is cyclisme
>7 seconds Unbelievably lame, fuck this anglo scum
based
is this his mommy or his mommy gf?
deja vu
>>143982094Tell'em, king.
Reminds me of Johannessen vs Rodriguez
>winning Avenir for a few seconds as a 3rd year U23 after being gifted 4 minutesBlackmore will never top 10 a grand tour
Huge moral victory for Israel
>>143980180His only memorable performance was in 2021 when he won that Vuelta stage after the favorites had caught the break he was in. He didn't do much after that so he didn't even peak in his contract year and Arkea still signed him.
>>143982389both>im thinking based
>3:43Might have not won GC, but fucking hell that's a proper power gap
>>143982421And against an 18 year old. Embarrassing really.
Tour de l'Avenir winners since 2010 (E1=1st year U23, E2=2nd year U23 etc)>E1Uijtdebroeks>E2Quintana, López, Gaudu, Bernal, Pogacar, Del Toro>E3Chaves, Barguil, Blackmore>E4Rubén Fernández, Soler, Foss, Johannessen
final GC
>>143982509>>E3>Chaves, Barguil, Blackmore>>E4>Rubén Fernández, Soler, Foss, JohannessenSuch a grim list
You now remember Jarno "l'objectif ultime est de battre Pogacar" Widar
>>143982534Waar nest merckx?
>>143982509>>143982537all decent ones are in E2 group
>>143982553Ded
>>143982534top 10
>>143982553he's not even a next Uijtdebroeks
>DNS Matthew BRENNANAnother *nglo Visma FRAUD
Young REX not bad
>>143982553He's only 18 years old you sick fuck
>2nd in Giro next gen>2nd in Avenir>only 2 months older than the junior categories
>>143982673I am not saying it is dopage. But it is dopage
break gonna make it in vuelta? looks like a boring group
Apparently Torres was over a minute faster than Rujano in 2011
>Acc. to prov. timing, Pablo Torres climbed Colle delle Finestre (18.50 km, 9.16 %, 1694 m) in 1:00:47, breaking record time of Jose Rujano (2011 Giro d'Italia) by over a minute.
>>143982665Remco won both junior WC by that age
>>143982624He's a sprinter
Your KWAB podium in no specific order:Next MerckxCobble HaterTraining Numbers Man
>>143982763>Training Numbers Manwhat's his deal anyway? could it be Ineos inadvertently kinda burned out him?
>Great Britain will not participate in the European Cycling Championships in Flanders. The British Federation has confirmed this to Sporza. This also means that Joshua Tarling, who became European time trial champion in Emmen last year, will not be able to defend his title.lmao, so bad they won't even show up anymore
mysterious object
>>143981653Compare with PogacarTour de France 2024 stage 19 - Isola 2000Tour de France 2024 stage 15 - Plateau de BeilleTour de France 2024 stage 14 - Pla d'AdetGiro d'Italia 2024 stage 20 - Monte GrappaGiro d'Italia 2024 stage 17 - Passo BroconGiro d'Italia 2024 stage 16 - Monte PanaGiro d'Italia 2024 stage 15 - Passo di FoscagnoGiro d'Italia 2024 stage 2 - Santuario di OropaVolta a Catalunya 2024 stage 6 - Collada de Sant IsidreVolta a Catalunya 2024 stage 3 - Port AinéVolta a Catalunya 2024 stage 2 - Vallter 2000Tour de France 2023 stage 6 - Cauterets-CambasqueParis-Nice 2023 stage 8 - Col d'ÈzeVuelta a Andalucia 2023 stage 1 - DespiernacaballosTirreno-Adriatico 2022 stage 6 - Monte CarpegnaTour de France 2021 stage 9 - Montée de TignesTour de France 2021 stage 8 - Col de RommeTour of Slovenia 2021 stage 2 - SvetinaTirreno-Adriatico 2021 stage 5 - CastelfidardoTour de France 2020 stage 8 - Col de PeyresourdeVuelta a España 2019 stage 20 - Puerto de Peña NegraVuelta a España 2019 stage 9 - Cortals d'Encamp
whatever happened with jack haig
>>143982963The body can only take so many chutes.
our boy Taco at spitze
>>143982934ah, the town of Rottweil, known for their dogs. the tower belongs to Thyssen Krupp and is used to test elevators. I've been up there, nice views to enjoy.
>>143983005>the tower belongs to Thyssen Krupp and is used to test elevatorsneat
>>143982841he's only 18, unironically give him time
>>143983004read a nice interview of himpoor guy has a few months to convince a team to sign him after like a year and a half of not racing
>>143983004TACO
lidl? more like BIG
>>143983053head injuries are the worst. never know how well the recovery will be. I still remember that american track girl who just got depression and killed herself after nasty concussion
>"A career-defining win" in reference to Riley Sheehan's Paris-Tours victory
>>143983001his body is a twig and frankly twigs are more sturdy
kek, Cordon-Ragot got really visible tan lines from glasses on her face. never managed to get those myself, luckily. but helmet straps tan lines are very visible, however
Today LAFAY wins by the way, get the champagne cold
mads will win
Put Torres in the 2010s and he would have destroyed Froome so hard
ULLE
he just lives around the corner
>>143983244GRADE JAN
>>143983243overall level is so high now it's crazy. sometimes it feels like random jobber nowadays could destroy Froome back then
Widar +28:09
I wonder what guys like Gall, Armirail and Lafay are thinking now.They were probably promised to race for themselves but now they have to slave for O'coomer.
Lazkano peaked for Dauphine it seems
fads
>>143983277
Chute du wout van aert?
Wout chuted?
deja vu!
>>143983280didn't they "guesstemate" that with the values GEE pushed this year in the TDF he would have beaten Froome with minutes to spare
Mads Lidlesen
Pablo let his nuts hang today, really gutsy riding, but not enough for yellow it seems.
>>143983433Maybe Froome was clean
>>143983416I'VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE (HIGHER ON THE STREET)AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GOCALLING YOUAND THE SEARCH IS A MYSTERY (STANDING ON MY FEET)IT'S SO HARD WHEN I TRY TO BE ME, WHOA
>>143983356tactical drop
>>143983461They didn't know that they had to drink and eat while riding back then.
Guess what if you put Gaudu in the 1930s he beats Bartali incredible isn't it
>>143983356can you peak if you never stop racing
they're still going trough PS1 areas
>28 minutes
>>143983451ridiculous leaders jersey, looks the same as their team jersey
>>143983512Gaudu wouldn't survive to see age 20 in the 1930s
Is Lidl the capital of Germany?
Lidl store in the town of Schwenningen that belongs to the city of Villingen-Schwenningen.
>cian
why don't the jumbo team take uijtdebroeks out of the race like lotto did with de lie so they can cure him and then he can win races again
lolsportschau would neverfuck zdf
Berts..... where is Kirby? did he have a heart attaque?
>>143983461I don't think he was. but that's only because he was uber shitter prior 2011
Izagirre Lazkano 1-2 would be wonders for my veloteam
who?
>>143983622I'VE BECOME SO NUMB I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS
pippo mechanical?
>>143983461Absolutely no chance
>>143983623Maybe they hate him too
>>143983676lorem ipsum type name
>>143983676>face hiddenanother UCI fake rider
>>143983625My uncle lives there, there are many nice trails for MTB around. Never ridden my road bike in the area though.
>>143983623they know there's nothing to cure and he's just a fraud (because he refuses the final bidon)
ynr Hans-Jürgen Geschke
>>143983699he's just not good this year
did a GREAT session with me mate. 6x400 with no recovery just alternating lunges squats and pressups in between. holy fuck I am so fit. Wonder will the fitness translate to the bike
>>143983676Thought he was stuck in the NAT race purgatory, good for him I guess
sporza commentators just compared de vlaeminck to van aert, seething column incoming
>>143983763I don't
>>143983835kek keep us posted
>>143983763No but now I remember Taco Horn
>>143983835Wout could never
es ist vorbei
>>143983835That's like comparing Zoetemelk to Jan Maas
>>143983868>I would've heemed Pogacar - Roger
>>1439838682nd in a monument 8 times. See he is just like Wout
why did astana switch from those nice blue and gold willies to the neon green bike
The start of this year has psyopped me so I literally cannot pay attention to a race not featuring MVDP, Pog or Vingegaard
>>143983961green williers are just stock paint job
>>143983985I see you tried to sneak in Vingogo like we wouldn't notice
attaque jumbo
>>143984013I did really debate including him, and probably made the wrong decision
>>143983736>My uncle lives there,textbook norge
Hope the pedalton gets kwabbed today
>>143983868Even if Wout's second places were all converted to wins, he still wouldn't match this palmares
>>143983372das rite!
for what purpose are israel even riding
Viviano lachee
break definitely not making it
>>143984064Teuns 2nd place
break earned it
Why are Israel chasing?
are short cranks a meme? im 1.78m, currently using 170mm
>>143984011damn that's lame
>>143984108to show those Palestine flag wavers at the finish line
>>143984117tallest man in Peru
>>143984035I'm just visiting a friend who moved here recently.
Madsbros...
DNF/DNS incoming for ARENSMAN.
another easy win for milankanter 2ndsomeone else 3rd
grandekantersieg für milan
CHUTE
King if the mountains drops first.Every single time.
Dygert massively kwabbed
Bredewold wins
Mischa BREDEWOLD wins
>>143984207Liane's Lipperts
>>143984183Lovely, that would be 3 DNFs for my veloteam before the first rest day
>>143984274Kron and who else?
top 10
Every time a commentator says "Vergallito" I think they're talking about a Spaniard called Virgil or something
>>143984286Aberasturi
top 10 Germany
VAMOS LAZKANO
>>143984309tuborg del grosso and van mechelennice
>>143984287>4-6-8-10Grande bros...
Mom, they're slurping again
Joao get to the fucking front dude, this is a punchy climb not a diesel climb
>>143984309GC
Joao at rear of the peloton
>>143984344Dude might have doomed the break with this little move
what happens here
>>143984354UAE threw away the triple for nothing Maybe a top 10 if they're lucky?
>>143984373olive oil
>using pedals
Did they ever explain why Harold Tejada was allowed to keep racing despite being in the same text messages that ended MAL
>>143984401UCI just needed one sudaca sacrifice
>>143969228That’s cool
yes hello wasn’t o’coomer supposed to giga crack today?
>>143984401He squeaked to the police
>>143984422no tomorrow
>>143984401No stop noticing things
Rampas inhumans soon.....
>>143984422Him surviving that climb basically guarentees his victory
>>143984428two more weeks
>I came in like a wreeeecking baaall
>>143984450lmao
Is João dead?
>>143984445enough to kill joao
>>143984450insane
>>143984450holy fucking shit what a move
>>143984450what the fuck bitch pulled a cav
>>143984450wtf
>>143984459he's being his usual self
>>143984450Kool killing 15 riders there
CHUTE CRAMPENAERTS
we love olives and olive oil so much bros
>>143984450>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htgr3pvBr-I&t=45s
RAMPAS
>>143984477except she didn't chute herself
>With 1.81 meter, BREDEWORLD Mischa is the tallest rider in this pelotonwomanlets btfod
I've seen enough. Been O'Coomer wins the Vuelta
Big chute. Where's my 4.2km rule
>>143984477>philipsen has 2 somewhat overly aggressive sprints in his career>predditors never end seethe over how dangerous he is>cav did shit like this his entire career>predditors gush non stop over this crybaby faggot
CHUTE ON 17% PARTit is fucking over for a lot of dudes
CHUTE CLIMBING
LAZKANO wins
rip
>>143984540tactical chute by Vlasov, lol
Vlasov involved in the chute. Sweet revenge, Cianbros
O'connor is doped as fuck
>roglic not part of the crashoh shit
Lot of kwabs kwabbin’
>bora drills it when theres a crash>it's vlasov thats dedlmaotruly the Movistar of all time
O'Connor EASY. Thanks Patxi Vila
Waar João?
Olalala O'Connor is in orde michel
CARAPAZ
>>143984541anglo bias
>>143984577the real mountains don't even arrive before tomorrow
>>143984591>Faint dieseling noises in background
O'Connor, what a medical miracle!
primoz going for seconds again?
>>143984616This climb is too short and steep for a proper diesel
Almeida is not thereFood poisoning
waar lafay?
waar joao? why isn't anyone helping him?attaque primoz
>>143984591hes in the group
>>143984618luv going for seconds me
Attaque du Roglic!
Oh hey there is VergallitoGOD, let's go!!!!!
Just give the vuelta to pogacar. This is embarrassing.
>>143984639he's definitely not
What the fuck went wrong for uae
>Gaal slavingLmao, dude must be furious
it's joaover
Almeida lachee thermonucleaire
IMAGINE O'coomer wins the Vueltawould be biggest * since 2020 Giro
>”attack” roglic>failmeda
>Almeida +1.44fuck
Incoming DNF for Almeida That’s 4/9 for me
dame mas landismo
Oh nonono, smug bros, maybe 4 minutes wasn't enough
Waar is Van Eetvelt
>>143984681post the team so we know who else will get final destination’d
>>143984697chuted
Got a feeling Roglic will win the stage
How is Mas always suddenly good at the vuelta?
Roglic in the Vuelta is such a different beast compared to the rest of the season
Good stage this
Kek, what a bunch of retards, gall would have been in good place for podium
very cool finish. enjoyed that
>>143984673I think you mean 2023
>>143984711unironically peaks for the vuelta by training in the tour
Que mas hé
Landa crevasion?
Fucking Almeida. Always the same shit
come on Masjust beat roglic ONCE i beg you
>Roglic>Masquintessential Vuelta
>>143984737t-rex landa is still there
LANDISMO GOOOOOOOOO
Kuss big lachee. Roglic confirmed for the rightful 2023 Vuelta winner
Guardia getting into it with shirtless fan kek
roglic is kino
>alPeida
Waar Lazkano?
RAMPAS INHUMANAS
I thought landismo was a cyc meme but they literally said it on broadcast
remind me again why i didnt pick Roglic
>>143984673you clearly didn't see last year's edition
based roglic
easy Rogwinslol
exciting stage boring result yep that’s the vuelta
he just to win another vuelta stageo'coomer losing 46 seconds
Roglic is built for Vuelta stage winsO'Connor +45 seconds without bonifications, oof
KWAB O'Coomer out of el rojo in a week
>Del Toro is the best UAE rider
Fuck off Roglic
O’connard bro’s did we get too cocky?
Waar/elite/ ?
Mister Vuelta
kussen beaten by del stier and yatesi
Why is Almeida such a choker
>>143984705Sad to say it’s Roglic, Landa, Carapaz. And then shitters Berrade and Berhe
>>143984803it's a twitter meme
I'm happy for Roglic, I would have been even more happy if Mas won
>>143984422turns out he did crack a bit hehe he
luv Rog me. tick tock BOC
>>143984833>Pogi sacrificed the treble for this
>Skjelmose 5thwe are back in the fight Amagerbros
Roglic is the most vuelta of all time
>>143984874Tiberi impressive
landismo
Just let Pogi come in with like a 20 minute gap instead of these UAE shitters
Why is Roglic unable to drop Mas
Hope rogla comes back to the giro next year
Most aggressive riding from both Mas and Roglic in yearsall it took was a common enemy
tomorrow is gonna be a slaughter for BOC
roglic instructed to not post up over finish line to reduce chance of crashing
>>143984843He is incapable of pushing himself. All he can do is pace.
Where is GC?
>>143984908Vuelta Mas is pas normal
So Van Eetvelt (doping) would have won easily without the chute
>>143984908Mas is back to his 2022 form.
>me in the back knowing whats in the bidon
>>143984938Roglic was also unable to drop G in the Giro. He always wins thanks to TT and bonis in the end
lead the way, brotha
>>143984908Why is Pogacar unable to drop Mas
roglic is so good in the vuelta. evenepoel beating him in vuelta is one of the most amazing achievements in cycling
>>143984929Giulio Ciccone crashed
>>143984983kek
Mas will win stage 15 and drop Roggers
>>143984929They have to wait for Almedia to finish
>>143984983But he didn't. Fred Wright did
>>143984978Because of bald fraud. No longer a problem
the tapentadol stare
>>143984911Rogla on a team with Movistar tactics is good for the race. He has to take matters into his own hands because the team is clueless.
>>143985012basedmight is wright
>>143985021he is fucking skelly
GC
>>143984983Roglic is "good" at Vuelta because there's no Pogacar Vingegaard Evenepoel in good form. He got humbled in 2022 and 2023
>>143985045OH NO NO NO O'CUC K BROS
Tiberi once again doing really fucking goodTrek fucked up firing him
Almeida not in the top 47. Going to be at least 4 minutes
Very endearing based retard Primoż.
how over is it?
Landismo
time for /elite/ to do a Remco and hunt for copiumpolka and breakaway wins
>>143985058Memco lucked out thought.
>>143985064Don't believe in PCSman, he can throw people in later on. But it can as well be a big fraudulence.
>that lidl adkek
>>143985093no his down over 4 minutes or commentators just confirmed
>>143985045>UAE without Pogi
>>143985058he would have won in 2022 if it wasn't for the crashhe would have won in 2023, too, if it wasn't for the two guys in front of him being his teammates and him not being allowed to attack them
>>143985110chute or Crack?
>the state of portugalHe just fucking gave up
>>14398509360th +4:53. Together with Küng
so who's the main driver for uae now?
>>143985110Humbled by Vito BRAET the graet.
>>143985123gigacracked even before the finish
>>143985120No and no
>>143985132Unironically del toro, but they're better to try and stage hunt
Even behind Vito Braet. FUCK this guy, what a retard
>pogi gave up for thislmao
>>143985163PPATTT!
>>143985072record scratchfreeze frame
Carapaz still adjusting to the heat, he'll gain back minutes when they hit the high mountains
UAE might be drawing lots on who's getting the juice for each stage
>>143985180>yep, that's me
>>143985190there are no high mountains in this Vuelta
>>143985120>2022Maybe but he was already behind.>2023No chance. Jonas was clearly stronger.
I wonder how Pog is watching these idiots
How did Almeida get so get overrated anyway? He never did anything impressive. I never fell for it.
Portuguese broadcasting is reporting that João has covid.
vlasov still waiting for a new bike
>>143985124He has Covid COPIUM
>>143985224
>>143985219>Jonas was clearly stronger.he wasnt't, roglic was told by the team not to follow him on that one stage
Huebert wins another stage.>>143985227UAE pas normality and uncertain field.
>>143985231man it's so easy nowadays to just blanket statement with covid back in the day they came up with food poisoning and shit
>>143985224All respectable performances for domestiques
>>143985224Probably just riding his bike for the worlds. Not a care in the world
>>143985255no he has been overhyped for years. he's on Gaudu's level but with a better TT
>>143985224so this is the all mighty team that destroyed tour de france
>>143985255Sorry but this Vuelta has become a sham. We will have to stop the count.
>>1439852274th in the highest level TdF ever
>>143985281Oh, then I never fell for it either, this Vuelta I thought rating him is justified.>>143985301Agreed. No one is going to make us put Vuelta in the scores.
>>143985281he is way better than gauduhe's vlasov level
>>143985045Waar UAE
>>143985253Jonas was nose breathing in his wheel on Angliru
>>143985331fair enough. Vlasov is another overrated super-jobber
>>143985281His meme riding style makes him popular with some. Also consistently placing in the top 10 of grand tours will get you some hype by media/analysts.
>>143985224He doesn't care, went on a nice vacation with his gf and now is blsating KOM on the cotes d'azur
>>143985361similar to Pinot but Pinot was a better rider and still way off the top guys
>>143985296turns out keeping your peak form for Suisse/TdF/Vuelta isn't possible, big surprise
>>143985340Dude looks always so tapentadooled, he would be pulled over daily if he'd drive by himself.
Arensman finished the stage down 15 minutes, with Cicco nearby.
So O'Connor blew himself up with following Roglic that first time. Is he retarded or something. He had 5 fucking minutes, why not go your own tempo every climb
>>143985231GIGACOPE
ynr almeida solo dieseling on the tourmalet last year
>>143985434one of those chuted two pretty badly
>>143985541Steff CRAS in the top 10? Fake image
>>143985528He fell for the red jersey gives you wings meme.
>149. SOLER Marc +16:45>166. VINE Jay +17:57lol
>>143985594cras haters are the lowest class of people
>>143985616Just stage hunters
haha good times
>>143985528>Is he retardedyes, he ALWAYS does this
>>143985528he did the same in the giro with pogacarI think he's just a little stupid
patjebros...
>>143985528he is. he also got tourette syndrome
Luckily for the heatlets, tomorrow should be the last really hot stage for a while
>>143985659Ego and or balls. He knows he needs to ride with the best to win races. At least he tries
It's called COVID, chud, do you have any idea how dangerous that is?
>>143985714Remember the videos of Chinamen dropping dead in the streets
>>143985670PozzatoGOD
>>143985710he would probably lose less time if he didn't do it though, which would improve his chances of winning
>>143985752Yes well that's what Jonas does and we all hate him
>>143985727I remember, Kino!
>>143985714I don't, but it sure doesn't seem to help with riding your bike fast
>>143985568Did he? Looked like he just plopped, although Rui Kwabsta plopped himself out.
>>143985714had it last week. missed a load of sleep apart from that no too bad
Lipowitz strongTop 10 confirmed
carapaz blew himself up again
Requesting Girmay bottle webm plz
>>143985877>>143968935>>>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:>https://pastebin.com/SrccaJA6
watching FLORIDA STATE vs GEORGIA TECH
IT HALL RETURNS TO NOTHINGTUMBLIMG DOWN TUMBLIMG DOWN
>>143985936don't keep me posted
>>143985877getting girmouse jpg instead
>>143986009he cute
>>143985995they are playing in DUBLIN, IRELAND for some reason
curious find searching for girmay in da cyc folder
>>143985936good ol picture in picture
>>143985877
>>143986044>>143986075this sport is played outside of US?
roglic is going to come from behind at the final ITT in spite of suffering a mechanical
>>143986120there used to be a professional euro league
>>143986088Based
>>143986140my favorite jumbo 1-2-3
>>143986141preposterous
>>143986088I have been drinking more wine recently and I have been informed that you are always supposed to keep thumb on top of the cork when unscrewing sparkling wines. I guess this is why.Also, what are some recommendations for wines to try from this very esteemed and cosmopolitan general?So far I have enjoyed dry Riesling, Chenin Blanc, and Cotes du Rhone. I have not really tried any "bolder" reds or whites.
>>143986178you're also not supposed to directly stare down at the bottle when uncorking
>>143986178just a couple of days before we was in Jeres (Xeres). so you could try some xeres in honor of the race. or sherry, as you called it in UK
did a detour through the city center on my ride today and came past a caliphate rally
>>143986268takbeer to that
>>143986268
sitting at home and spraying myself with water from a bidonit's so hot
>>143986457tomorrow will be better, only 23 degrees
>>14398645732 -> 20 rejoice
>>143986457>mfw euros make fun of burgers for having A/C everywhere
>>143986496>>143986473yes, I will ride
>>143986200business idea - let them do sabrage at the podium ceremonies
Your opinion on the Strada Bianca Pro when mostly riding shitty concrete "roads" and light """gravel"""?
Pablo Torres had more or less Pogi Giro level on Finestre
>>143986818must be painful
>>143986169https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiFFdQvmodEI should make a webm of that one
>>143986905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUGNKwcbbDw
>>143986178sancerre
>>143987036SUS
>>143986968my favorite is that one guy looking back and seeing the carnage but still celebrating
>>143987036these people have never ridden a bike before
>>143986968Requesting webm of Aberasturi (?) roundhouse kicking a bike away from him and somehow still managing not to crash
>>143987174an overhead shot?
>>143986757looks fine
>>143987261Yes, exactly this one. Thanks. Absolute pandemonium that crash.
>>143986905youtube already uses webm, so you can even cut & paste it without reencoding
>>143987174>>143987261Kek, just noticed he kicks the bike into the path of a Caja Rural rider, causing him to crash
this isn't funny anymorewhen is roglic chuting?
>>143987478he's never chuting again
>>143987562he will 100% chute at the next TdF
>>143987036Wout Van Aert the rider for Yamaha.
slow-mo
>>143987595he will retire after winning this vuelta knowing that bora is in good hands
>>143987478red bull gave him wings, he won't ever chute again haha
>>143987652>inb4 he dies in his sleep tonight
>Incredible scenes at the West Bohemia Tour, a 2.2 stage race for U23 riders.>No marshals closing off junctions. Oncoming traffic on the parcours. Luckily nobody was injured.https://x.com/Domestique___/status/1827377098383585714lol wtf?
>>143987775a certain czechian poster has also been rather absent today...zoom in on those cars, enhance
>>143987775
>>143987775I'm impressed by bertaczeks driving skills
>>143987775>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFFo7xz69t0
>>143986968>>143987404Takk
>>143987775heh
>>143987775Amazing
>>143988020was that him on the mountainbike?
>>143986757Challenge Tires are GOATso fucking comfortable tread like that can get a little sketchy on downhill dirt
>>143988020>SavedThanks for making it a WebM Bert
>>143988020what is so crazy about this?some shitty low rank race has cars on the course? big dealthats like every single race ever besides WT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9Htrr8s2FEim addicted to watching MTB vidscrazy fast for a XC bike on this shit
>>143988222>thats like every single race ever besides WTsurely not. rarely happens in UCI registered races
>>143988222maybe in your country, over here they close roads for amateur races that aren't even on PCS
>>143988222maybe in the 3rd world
>>143988222are you crazy, even in amateur shit they close the roads
new thread >>143988421new thread >>143988421new thread >>143988421
