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La Vuelta Ciclista a España (2.UWT)
Stage 9
Motril - Granada
178.5 km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2024/startlist

GC after stage 8:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2024/stage-8-gc

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-espana/2024/stage-9/live

Roadbook:
https://storage-aso.lequipe.fr/ASO/cycling_vue/la-vuelta-24-libro-de-ruta.pdf

Streams:
https://live.tiz-cycling.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / RTVE / VRT / NOS / Flobikes
14:30 CET

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>>143988421
Current and upcoming races:
17.08 - 08.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
21.08 - 25.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
25.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
27.08 - 31.08 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
28.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 - 01.09 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
01.09 Grote prijs Beerens 1.1 WE
03.09 - 08.09 Tour of Britain 2.Pro
03.09 - 08.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE
6.09 - 08.09 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
08.09 BEMER Cyclassics 1.UWT
08.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
08.09 GP de Fourmies / La Voix du Nord 1.Pro
08.09 La Choralis Fourmies Féminine 1.1 WE
11.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
11.09 European Continental Championships ME - ITT CC
11.09 European Continental Championships WE - ITT CC
12.09 - 15.09 Tour of İstanbul 2.1
12.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro
13.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Québec 1.UWT
14.09 European Continental Championships WE - Road Race CC
14.09 Memorial Marco Pantani 1.1
15.09 Grand Prix Cycliste de Montréal 1.UWT
15.09 European Continental Championships ME - Road Race CC
15.09 Grand Prix d'Isbergues - Pas de Calais 1.1
15.09 Trofeo Matteotti 1.1
15.09 Women's Cycling Grand Prix Stuttgart & Region 1.Pro WE
15.09 Grand Prix International d'Isbergues - Pas de Calais Féminin 1.1 WE
18.09 Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro
18.09 - 22.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro
18.09 St Feuillien Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.1 WE
20.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1 ME

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/SrccaJA6

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://live.tiz-cycling.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
11453895
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Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France (1.UWT)
Plouay - Plouay
259.8 km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bretagne-classic/2024/startlist/startlist

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bretagne-classic/2024/result/live

Roadbook:
http://www.pco.bzh/medias/men-pro/2024-Guide-Technique.pdf

Streams:
https://live.tiz-cycling.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / France TV Sport
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It was a better time
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Lidl Deutschland Tour (2.Pro)
Stage 4 (Final)
Annweiler am Trifels - Saarbrücken
182.7 km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/deutschland-tour/2024/startlist

GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/deutschland-tour/2024/stage-3-gc

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/deutschland-tour/2024/stage-4/live

Roadbook:
https://www.deutschland-tour.com/fileadmin/content/2_Deutschland_Tour/DT_24/Elite/DT24-Roadbook-BD.pdf

Streams:
https://live.tiz-cycling.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
Eurosport / Discovery+
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it's over
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>>143988699
>Marg Badun
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>>143988699
>PADUN
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>Padun
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also, sheikh Yeis is real
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>>143988567
lmao
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>>143988819
and suleiman became an aussie
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>>143988819
A stands for Abd al-Rahman
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>>143988902
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Padun will always be proof you can dope an absolute jobber to the highest level without getting caught.
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>>143988965
our boy was born because of that, so all is forgiven
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I ate so much post ride that I want to vomit
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>>143989111
>One-Punch Man
>not bald
what did he mean by that
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>>143989175
he still needs a little bit more time
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I'm so happy the Vuelta is going for once to so many places I know. It's really cool seeing them from the air
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>>143989199
We're all gonna make it.
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>>143988699
>quintana
Is it the chalet renard in February?
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>>143989175
Is mumen rider /ourguy/?
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>>143989290
that dog isnt
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>>143989316
He is kind, brave, and rides a step-over, so no.
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>>143989287
based
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Hair transplant tomorrows berts, i am allowed to watch whatever i want during the procedure so i'll just pop the vuelta for 6 hours.
Listening to based Jacky Durand while some stranger massacres my scalp.
I hope its gonna be an entertaining stage
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH7fk6KLbqE

sll dsy fucking every day experience of riding in america. but usually they aren't balls enough to stop like that, usually they just ride alongside you to do the arguing
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>>143989316
No, only Kintaro is a true (young) Bert.
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>>143989404
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>>143989404
coward
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>>143989414
Hope you get a open carry license and do all your rides packing.
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>>143989287
I know right.
I get excited even when tour of Slovenija is on tv just because I've done loads of those climbs pros are doing.
And then I look at the KOM of those climbs and how shit I am in comparison and I get a bit depressed.
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>>143989404
I for one think that people should just embrace it. but then again, I'm not one to say anything since I have full head of hair. my ailment is premature greying. curiously, since it got advanced enough, it's not that noticeable.
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Pablo Torres is the product of abandoning Z2 at an early age
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>>143989404
Good luck.
I hear those things hurt like hell.
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>>143989404
how much
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>>143989564
Not half as much as watching João fade
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>>143989404
So this is the power of the vegan diet?
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Imagine having to cycle with some infection or disease at 40°C
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>>143989414

>That move at 2:15-2:20

This guy has a death wish anyways lol, what the fuck is he doing
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>>143989523
There's this one cunt I know who still follows the Z2 devil and he rides up steep rampas at 50 rpm and crawling speed to stay in Z2 at all cost. Unhinged behavior
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>>143989575
5000 euros / 2200 graphs

>>143989508
Bert i'm gonna be honest its one of the hardest thing i've ever had to cope with mentaly.
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Don't feel like drinking, don't feel like sitting home, don't feel like just a walk will cut it.
Decisions.
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>>143989840
Really? Are you scared of aging?
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>>143989840
why fear the inevitable
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>>143989414
should've knocked that hippie out
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>>143989840
>5000 euros / 2200 graphs
keep us posted!
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>>143989840
well, I kinda get you. I even dyed my hair couple of times before (I got my first white hair at the tender age of 16). but then decided that it is what it is. now it's just looks fine. some sort of salt&pepper situation, that somehow not really noticeable. got even carded several times trying to buy beer couple of years ago.
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>>143989840
Don't know, I didn't give a shit and just stayed bald once I had to go bald because of a self-buzzing mishap.
But it is kinda like fear of coping with chicken feet and baggy skin on your face.
It's coming and it is natural, you can fool everyone and yourself only for so long. The only intervention that has a point is teeth and eye correction, because they do age but they also pay an important function besides aesthetics. So happens that I have ok but not great either of these.
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>>143989883
I'm 33 today, i had dense and long hair until 25-26.
When you had long hairs for 3/4 of your life a brutal image change is hard to cope with.
That was part of my personality, part of me.
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>>143990032
*inhales*
Bon anniv!
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>João almerda
Lmao always the same coof cope shit. Take a few more boosters you vaxxxed retard. Get fucked, fraud.
Next time ask your pogamerda teammate his dope needle lmao.

Always lovely to see Rogla dab on shitters.
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>>143990012
scratch that, I got carded this month in Chelyabinsk gastrohall by a very rude girl who's like 10 years my junior. and I just tried to buy Lambrusco for my mom
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>>143990272
Maybe she just wanted to know what's your name and how old are you.
>captcha: HAARM
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>>143990272
Kek.
Love it when people are new to the job and just card everyone out of fear.
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what does aSLP mean
who the FUCK is Pablo Torres
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>>143989732
Can't be very pleasant
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>>143990353
>what does aSLP mean
sea level power
>who the FUCK is Pablo Torres
Ayuso greatest fear
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>>143989404
holy kek
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>>143990032
I've always wondered how people react when their friends go to turky for hair transplant. I assume you mock him for a couple of months and then forget about it.
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>>143990398
Unexpectedly helpful response, thank you fren
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>Woods kills his team for 22nd
what did he mean by this?
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Don't forget about superclasico tomorrow
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>>143989404
...godspeed
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>>143990517
Got caught behind the crash
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>>143990606
the old man wouldn't have kept up anyway
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did they?
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>>143990606
How convenient.
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>>143990772
Wout is very expressive, I give him that
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they fucked up 3rd femmes place again. she's from Spain
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Willem Defoe looking mf
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>>143991003
>143991003
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>>143991003
when I look at this guy I wonder how pogacar gets away with his juicy baby skin legs
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>>143991003
Watch LIGHT SLEEPER (1992) for a kino Dafoe performance
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>the vegan, don't drink alcohol, I don't vaccinate my kids schizo can't cope with being bald
eh
eheheh
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>>143990944
>>143991003

He has the face of a villan.
Perfect for UAE or Ineos.
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>>143991097
he's in UAE Gen Z squad, yes
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>>143991085
I respect him less than I used to now
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>>143991065
I am watching CALL NORTHSIDE 777 (1948)
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>>143991117
me too, all that smug shitting on people only to reveal this
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>>143989414
Just stop at the stop sign or kys, noo need to bring in some car driver to your death wish.
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Absolute state of Georgia tech
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>>143989840
Plastic surgery is for women and fags, I don't even get my teeth fixed.
After you hit 30 you should start ogremaxxxing.
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>>143991361
scouse in algarve?
weather has been excellent tbqh
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>>143991346
Nevermind! What a game from Dublin
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Lars VANDEN HEEDE braved incoming traffic and won stage 2 of West Bohemia Tour
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>>143991150
>>143991085
I'll give him a pass because he's parisian and it's hard not to be superficial in that city
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>>143991361
This, once I hit 30 I started going character-actor-mode
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>>143991505
>ynr the Paris Olympia opening ceremony
understandable
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Luckily I have scandi blood, we all look good bald
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>>143991559
was this him?
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>>143991424
meanwhile Petr RIKUNOV won high altitude, but flat stage of Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race
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>>143990944
Kek they have a young rider cotegory in l'avenir?
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>>143989635
I have a full head of hair pussy
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Damn.
Alpecin doesn't even need to shill on this board.
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>>143991601
yes, for some reason
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>>143991411
Pvre NORTHERN Portvgvese stock.

>>143991538
Americans are alright sometimes.
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>>143991605
Head full of pussyhair, maybe
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>>143991583
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>>143991646
Lose weight
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>>143991647
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>>143991605
Let me guess, open relationship?
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>>143991686
no I keep my girlfriend on a leash, shame her into staying at sub 20bmi into her late 20s and I have a full head of hair.
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>>143991424
he’s used to it
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>>143991708
youre a tranny who are you trying to fool
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>>143991424
what stops another team from complaining that their rider got hindered by traffic?
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>>143991739
You got it all mixed up bert that's your dad who used to crossdress and suck off guys. He ate too much meat and dairy it got to his head
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Ciclismo
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did Matje going to EC get discussed?
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>>143991803
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Cycling?
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>>143991809
some more Z2 and a leadout for kooij
nice way to end the season
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Ciclismo über alles
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>>143991809
I might watch it now, but he might just be there to leadout koijv
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>>143991809
win the EC, win the WC
merge the jerseys
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>>143991862
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Pablito should be at the Vuelta not the baby Tour
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When was the last time whe had a decent EC?
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>>143991906
>>143991826
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>>143991906
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>>143991906
colbrelli because we didn't have to see the jersey
before that sagan
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>>143991946
I love tall girls.
Long legs are okay too.
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>>143991996
Yes
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>>143991946
what's it like being a marlenman in 2024 when she's out forever and probably retiring soon
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>>143992056
It's been tough. I've been reassessing and adding Breadworld as a hedge
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>>143991906
italy was good race
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>>143992056
she needs to attach herself to Demi. they work well as a pair
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>>143991906
Colbrelli vs. Remco
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i am still alive
lost 4 kgs in 24 hours, that's impressive
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>Auto-chutist Veganbert sought by the gendarmes
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>>143992084
a real winner that one and about the same size as marlen
>>143992113
I dont think shes coming back at all 2bh
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Ayuso is shaking in fear
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>>143991850
If I were a rider, I would deliberately lose the EC to avoid this monstrosity of a jersey
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>>143992132
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>>143992124
hang in there. take enterosgel and then enterol. worked for me
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>>143988699
looks like he went through near death experience
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>>143992163
Blue eyed chad too, he's finished
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>>143992124
Lose another 4 tomorrow, your dubs per kay-gee will be out of the world
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>>143992132
heh
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>>143992124
you missed our discussion of the lack of road closure for some junior race in west böhmen (your hood)
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>>143992163
Spain is on a roll with upcoming talent
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>>143991946
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>>143992290
Hector Alvarez is next up
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strong 3rd place for landa on todays stage 2bh didnt think he had it in him
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>>143992348
What about marti pau
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>>143992290
and then they all kinda turn into Enric Mas
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>>143992358
He keeps showing up at the end of climbs out of nowhere

I think the Guardia Civil is driving him up in a little car
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Tomorrow is when the Vuelta truly starts.
If Rog and Mas can't put 2 minutes into O'coomer then it's probably over.
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>>143992401
Henrik Mads, now that's a runner. Just needs a bit more time.
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>>143992380
Hes the same year as Pablito, plus he rides for the terrorist team
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>>143988965
I don't think so because then it would happen all the time. There are many dopers out there not getting anywhere near that Padun level. It was so freakish that it's the only performance where I would consider an ebike a possibility.
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>>143992534
Foliforov was 100% an ebike
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van Hooydonk said on training camps he would use a different road to avoid tomorrow's climb because it was so hard but Kuss and Roglic would do it three times a day
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>>143992590
jumbo jesus avoided the climb? 10 euros on Roglic
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>>143992590
Who is van Gooijdonckx?
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i miss him
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>>143992590
He also said pogacar would lose the giro because of his solo in strade
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>>143988699
Kek
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>>143991085
who vaccinates their kids?
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>>143992453
3:49 lead now.
immediately take 1 minute off for the TT
2:49
take 60 seconds off for Rog bonuses
1:49
he's already cracking
still 10 mountain stages left

Yeah BOC ain't winning this
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>>143992693
Of course not and they should stop sacrificing gall ASAP
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>>143992633
Bala...
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>>143989414
I dont get it, the cagie was right, dude blew through the stop sign like he had a suicide wish.
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>>143992124
Imagine the length of a tapeworm coming out of Bertaczek's gut.
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>>143992735
Gall is also not beating Roglic. Might as well bet on the guy with a big lead.
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>>143992559
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>>143992837
Gall could podium this though. BOC is losing a minute per rampa, this is not going to end well
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>>143992857
greatest e-biking hits
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>>143992899
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>>143989414
That's fine to do if you can see no one's coming from the left. This guy just wants to die on the road I guess (>>143989758).
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>organize diversity festival
>get stabbed by refugees
Kek germans are retarded no wonder they can't produce cycling talent.
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>>143992899
and of course
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>>143992899
Coolest sprint I've ever seen.
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>>143992915
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>>143988421
ah .. ahhhh ... I'm gonna RAMP
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post Nibali stickybottle
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>>143992899
That's just good draft surfing while coming with speed
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>>143992932
This is the only definitive actual e-bike one desu
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>>143992932
I never understood how he got away with it
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>>143992958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6QhYXxeyz4

this is my favourite ever michel wuyts commentary, i'm sorry for the people that don't speak dutch because it's very funny
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>>143992836
you fucking retard
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>>143993008
Are you alright
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remember this classic
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>>143993030

no, i am tired of this volksdeutsch cunt tarnishing the image of silesian polish bertaczeks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsqYA6A6Dz8

aw yeah we going having a youtube sesh now
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>>143993036
While we're posting the classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tsk3zAZyLaQ
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>>143992791
Stradechuds in the fucking DIRT
Get fucked veloman
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>>143993071
>don't go anywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc
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>>143991946
>ynr Reusser probably isn't competing any more this year and has posted about suffering from ME
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>>143993006
Kek, this is still so fucking funny
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>>143992899
this one actually makes be kinda believe
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>>143992932
explain to me why this is e-bike?
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>>143993006
Im fucking dying
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Almeida DNS tomorrow all but confirmed
https://www.ojogo.pt/1282349744/joao-almeida-testou-positivo-a-covid-19/
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Murn, Stangelj, Valjavec, Hvastija, Golcer, Spilak, Brajkovic, Bole, Bozic, Koren, Kump, Pibernik...
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>>143993334
Jobbers.
Or maybe heros.
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>>143993049
Brtek, he called you Silesian-Polish, almost Moravian.
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>>143993319
nah, he'll stage hunt
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>>143993334
Actually Špilak was never cought.
I resent the accusation.
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>>143993334
these were the sacrifices so pogacar could exist
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>>143993363
I AM FROM PLESS YOU FUCKING CUNT
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>>143993497
Cute pup, sorey you master is
Polish. Usually the uppiest tards come from the Zory-Pszczyna area.
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>>143993670
And Wodzislaw.
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>>143993670
The opole (inentionally lowercase) anon should post with german flag. He is not polish and probably german as well
Majka and kwiato mot hessmsn and ACKermann ok???
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HUGE result for /cyc/ today (well yesterday). Last race of the season, best race of the season. Had a plan, executed it to almost perfection.
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FUCK W*UT
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>>143993926
Very good.
A win for z2
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>>143993768
I dream of being one of the ze Teutonic Tormentors, especially picking KWIATKOWSKI in a race he is not running.
Maybe you have meant ANIOLKOWSKI who was in the race but is clearly done for this year.
Drink less. Or hold your booze in like a true Polak.
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>>143993926
>almost
so you didn't win?
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Tomorrow's stage goes over the final mountain twice, so an opportunity for domestiques to stop at the foot of the mountain the first time and relax and recover while waiting for the GC leader to come back around, so they can bomb a train up the mountain
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>>143994053
The win went to an Estonian Conti rider. Had no chance at winning today. Also this is literally my first season of racing. I'm very happy with being able to figure out a good race plan and actually execute it.
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>>143994140
>beaten by Rait Ärm
ok, there's no shame in this
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>>143994140
>>143994200
Rait ARM and his right arm are no joke. It has to be a good experience.
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do you guys mountain bike?
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>>143994776
I do. I ride more on gr*vel and singletrack than I do on pavement these days due to the insane homicidal cagies in my area.
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>>143994776
No mountains here so I just bike.
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>>143995172
>Rampas humanas
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>>143994776
no. i don't enjoy mountain biking
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I'm thinking of going full weeb and go to Japan for 2 weeks. Convince me not to do it.
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>>143995383
No. Stop. Don't.
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>>143995383
go find a girl like hitomi and slap her titties then return to post results
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>>143995339
What's wrong with you? Going fast down trails and jumping off terrain features is extremely fun
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>>143996141
>extremely fun
>cycling
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I can't imagine being interested in cycling if I lived in some northern swamp like Belgium or Danishland
Why the fuck would you be into riding a bike if you lived there
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knucklehead time
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everysingle cyclist ever wears oakley sutros
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>>143996328
I wear aviators and listen to Audioslave on a portable speaker while I ride
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>>143995383
Come with me to Fyn instead. We can cycle up and down Langeland
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>>143996410
Why ride on Langeland when southern Fyn is so nice?
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>>143996250
that's because you don't actually like cycling as a sport
nothing wrong with that, you do you bro
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>>143996250
You live in the land of rolling coal and de facto legal vehicular manslaughter. A burgers into cycling is a good indicator that he has a screw loose.
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>>143996555
We were doing a good job changing this stereotype before the schizoids appeared
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>>143996555
one of the reasons I like american runners
you have to be insane and love the sport so much to dedicate yourself to such a difficult and unforgivable activity where the only real career you can do is across the Atlantic where you'll probably earn less than staying at home working at McDonald's
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>>143996613
Yeah, was it is olympics bringing the badburgers in?
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>>143996250
Counterpoint: living in flat swamps makes cycling everywhere extremely easy and accessible, and from that more folks can evolve to proper cyclismo environments
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>>143996497
I spent a lot of my teen summers on Langeland with my childhood friends Jokke, Freddy, Emil and Lange Mikkel (our class also had a Lille Mikkel and a Brune Mikkel).
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>>143996632
No I think he was always here and just ramped up his insanity. No tourist would pick Fignon of all places as their avatar
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>>143996658
Three Mikkels thats extra. Only time I was on Langeland I spend it in a parking lot with some scooter driving hoodlums, so I don't have a great perception of the place.
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>>143996742
A-class had three Kim's. And we spent our summers lifting weights and playing music in Humble
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>Long Michael, Little Michael and Brown Michael
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>>143996927
Brune Mikkel's mom was Syrian or Kurdish or something I don't know
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>>143996632
>>143996677
FigAnon been posted FigAnon in pol for ages. Can't imagine he's that new. You should be thankful he isn't spamming tommy mommy.
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>>143997347
*Posting Fignon in pol
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>>143997347
oh he's a poltard. That explains a lot.
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>>143996546
thats not danland or belgium retard
>>143996555
I live in a place where I can ride 50 miles with 8k of climbing in forested roads and never see a single car
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>>143997461
Don't be so biased fren. Pol didn't turn figanon a schizo, an insatiable lust for french people did.
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>>143997749
There's no bias. Its the balanced moderate opinion that pol posters should kill themselves.
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>>143997916
>Kindest Dane
Lol
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l kindly post some /bh/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsJ4O-nSveg
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>>143996172
Cycling doesn't put a smile on your face?
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>>143994069
Any chance someone gets lapped? It's impossible, right?
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>>143991538
for me its fignon-maxxing
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>>143990032
youre just going to lose the hair they transplanted it from, AND lose the hair they put in unless you take the tranny hormones. and youll have scars from where they took it off. if it bothers you so much idk why you trannys dont just buy a wig and wear it when youre trying to get some pussy man, holy shit
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>>143993926
>>143994140
How did the race go bert? Very nice result from you, if not for the break you'd be on the podium. Good job even beating the 2030 RvV winner Kasper BORREMANS.
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lmao
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>>144001711
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>>143997347
>>143997749
tommy mommy on pol, fignon on /cyc/.
>>143996613
what makes you think im schizoid??
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Florian Samuel KAJAMINI to ASTANA. They must be getting rid of a lot of garbage (and getting some new garbage like Scaleb)
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>Drie herten kruisten het parcours van de Vuelta en dat zorgde voor flink wat schade bij een renner en aan de fietsen van Euskaltel. Eén hert kwam zelfs vast te zitten tussen de fietsen en het rek bovenop het dak van een volgwagen van de Baskische ploeg. Marc Wauters van Lotto Dstny was de eerste die met het verhaal kwam aandraven. “Nu heb ik iets gezien wat ik nog nooit eerder heb gezien”, stak ‘soldaat’ Wauters van wal. “Op een kilometer of vijftien van de finish kwamen er plots drie herten van tussen de olijfbomen geschoten. Het eerste dier sprong nog vlotjes over de wagen van de ploegdokter, het tweede dier landde pal op de tweede volgwagen van Euskaltel. Ineens zag ik een hert dat vast zat tussen de fietsen op het dak van hun ploegwagen”, vulde Wilfried Peeters aan. “Het beest spartelde wat om zich te bevrijden, één fiets viel van het dak en zo kon het zichzelf weer bevrijden. En het waren serieuze beesten.”

>“Ik kan het verhaal alleen maar bevestigen”, kon Unai Iraragorri, woordvoerder van Euskaltel, er een half uur na de wedstrijd al om lachen. “Eén van onze renners, Txomin Juaristi, kwam ten val door een botsing met een reebok die de weg overstak. Hij liep oppervlakkige schaafwonden aan zijn rug op en kreeg een klap op de onderrug. Hij stelt het goed, al is het afwachten hoe het zich verder ontwikkelt. Op het moment dat hij zich liet behandelen aan de medische auto van de Vuelta, stak een tweede hert over. Een derde hert kwam vast te zitten in het fietsenrek op onze tweede ploegleiderswagen. Dat zorgde voor flinke schade aan twee fietsen.” Vanuit één van de achteropkomende ploegwagens werd wel een foto getrokken van het moment net na de aanrijding. Si no lo veo no lo creo, luidde het passend bijschrift. Je kan het enkel geloven als je het gezien hebt.

JUARISTI got hit by a deer and chuted, and then another deer jumped on the Euskaltel car and got stuck between the bicycles. Deers on the ATTACK in Spain.
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Ah that was the Ciccone chute. So he got annihilated by the deer too!
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>>144002693
>deer stuck between the bicycles
that sounds hardcore, is there video
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>>144002728
No. Just a picture after the deer is gone but you can't see shit, just some rustled bikes on the car
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>>144002693
Deer are established forest retards. Almost all other animals can avoid the dumbest deaths possible, maybe besides boars, by at least they can go on a rampage. But not deer, oh no, deer aim at running across road exactly in the tempo of an oncoming vehicle, they get their antlers stuck in the dumbest way all the time and they can look a hunter straight in the eye for minutes before they get shot.
Dumbasses.
>>144002713
Yes, that was the one, was about to mention that but I AM PPATTTing. The TV shot had no apparent trace of any deer, although we surely were not looking for it.
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>Is dit nog realistisch te noemen? Kan toch niet dat Widar na zo'n lang seizoen moe is en Torres nu nog de beste klimprestatie ooit bij jongeren neerzet

>Zoals ik in het andere artikel ook al zei, is dit er wel héél ver over. UAE lacht ons weeral volledig in ons gezicht uit. Pak even zijn uitslagen van vorig jaar, of desnoods zelfs nog van begin dit jaar, erbij en probeer met droge ogen te beweren dat het allemaal volkomen normaal is dat deze jongen de beste klimprestatie van een belofterenner ooit neer zet.
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the vaxx taxx is being paid
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>>144002804
Sorry Lelgians, your boy is just a FRAUD. Squeaking about frauds, did we talk about Coquard DNF yesterday?
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>>144003005
>Coquard DNF yesterday

I mean might aswell. There is only stage 17 left for the sprinters. Fuck waiting for that if you aren't fighting for green.
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>>144003005
That's from wielerflits lad, it's a dutchie
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I am glad I have left Azerbaijan. Look at these creepy fucking clowns. That country is FUCKED UP
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DNS Joao ALMEIDA
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>>144003005
it’s just jumboflits preemptively attacking an uae rider
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>>144003488
mcnulty probably has it too
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>>144001452
The plan was to get on a break that doesn't threaten Cup results. Expecting that the guys battling for the Cup win might bridge us at some point.

>Küüt goes off solo at around 40 minutes into the race
>get away for free with another guy from the peloton a bit later
>get joined by 3 more guys shortly after and Küüt ends up waiting for us after we have a bit of a gap
>6 man break with 1 - 2 minute gap for most of the time
>we kept going up the climb fast every single time
>get dropped eventually from the break on the climb couple laps before the finish
>wait for peloton
>all the guys in contention for the cup win aren't there but riding in grupetto
>give it my all on the final climb

Overall very happy with the result. What I really need to work on is my <2 min power. It keeps being my biggest issue in races.
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>Live broadcast missed this
fuck the vuelta
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>>144003565
>Marc Wauters of Lotto Dstny was the first to come up with the story. “Now I have seen something I have never seen before”, Wauters started. “About fifteen kilometres from the finish, three deer suddenly shot out from between the olive trees. The first animal jumped smoothly over the team doctor's car, the second animal landed right on the second Euskaltel follow-up car.”

>“Suddenly I saw a deer stuck between the bikes on the roof of their team car”, Wilfried Peeters added. “The animal struggled a bit to free itself, one bike fell off the roof and that's how it was able to free itself again. And they were serious animals.”

>“I can only confirm the story”, Unai Iraragorri, spokesman for Euskaltel, could already laugh about it half an hour after the race. “One of our riders, Txomin Juaristi, fell after a collision with a roe deer that was crossing the road. He suffered superficial abrasions on his back and a blow to his lower back. He is doing well, although it remains to be seen how it will develop further. At the moment he was being treated at the Vuelta medical car, a second deer crossed the road. A third deer got stuck in the bike rack on our second team car. That caused considerable damage to two bikes.”

>According to the Vuelta medical report, Italian Lidl-Trek rider Giulio Ciccone also fell because of the crossing deer.
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>>144003565
>>144003586
Alsjeblieft, let op wat er in het draad gebeurt
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>>144003609
nah
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>>144003488
STOP. THE. COUNT.
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59 teams with a dead rider now, 2 with tree riders dead.
34 teams fully alive.
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How was your ride this morning dear berts. Easy gravel one for me, quite nice
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>>144004079
wanted to ride but my intestines decided otherwise so I just spent an hour sling around dumbbells
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>>144001711
I picked five of those, tired of velodrama tbdesu
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>race doesn't start till 10:35
>velogames already closed
well no more adjoosting
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>>144002693
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>>144004079
After 275 TSS day yesterday it's a rest day. My Garmin said 90 hours of rest needed but I think I'm just gonna do one full day and then some easy rides.
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>>144004194
Is Garmin rest time accurate? I've had some conflicting results where it barely says I should rest after a 5 hour hard ride.
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>>144003586
>release the deers
Coincidence?
I think Not
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>>144001711
Only 1 secret pick for me
Also this dude is overrating Van Pils
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>>144004182
picked me boys and her/she
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>>144004182
Cort will do nothing but he's my boy so I have to pick him

Lapeira might disappoint but has potential, and if not, maybe cosneking assist points
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>>144004216
I don't think so, it keeps giving me ridiculous numbers and I could barely ride if I followed it. But I'm kinda new to the Garmin ecosystem so it doesn't have a lot of data on me. But I can feel yesterday in my legs rn.
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(CAPS means rider not participating but picked. Only teams with one or two non-participants are included, the rest is highly probably not taking part in race.)

28 Marc Hirschi
23 Thibau Nys
22 Benoît Cosnefroy
22 Julian Alaphilippe
17 Maxim Van Gils
16 Arnaud De Lie
15 Valentin Madouas
12 Jan Christen
8 Romain Grégoire
7 Paul Lapeira
7 Axel Laurance
6 Dorian Godon
5 Alex Aranburu
4 Christophe Laporte
3 Alex Baudin
3 Magnus Cort
3 Thomas Pidcock
3 Diego Ulissi
2 Kévin Vauquelin
2 Laurenz Rex
2 Lukas Nerurkar
2 Jasper Stuyven
2 Mathieu Burgaudeau
2 Michael Matthews
2 Jonas Abrahamsen
2 Finn Fisher-Black
1 Olivier Le Gac
1 Paul Magnier
1 Bastien Tronchon
1 LENNY MARTINEZ
1 ATTILA VALTER
1 Davide De Pretto
1 Baptiste Planckaert
1 MARIJN VAN DEN BERG
1 Emil Herzog
1 Edoardo Zambanini
1 LEWIS ASKEY
1 Felix Großschartner
1 Tiesj Benoot
1 Neilson Powless
1 Iván García Cortina
1 Søren Wærenskjold
1 Quinn Simmons
1 Thomas Gachignard
1 Ilan Van Wilder
1 Magnus Sheffield
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>>144004319
I've had rides where lactate was popping out of my ears and it said just rest 25 hours lmao you're fine
and then I do a long easy Z2 ride later that week and it says 20 hours
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2 ======

18 Marc Hirschi Thibau Nys
15 Marc Hirschi Julian Alaphilippe
15 Thibau Nys Julian Alaphilippe
14 Marc Hirschi Benoît Cosnefroy

3 ======

11 Marc Hirschi Thibau Nys Julian Alaphilippe
8 Marc Hirschi Thibau Nys Jan Christen
8 Marc Hirschi Thibau Nys Maxim Van Gils
8 Marc Hirschi Thibau Nys Benoît Cosnefroy
8 Thibau Nys Benoît Cosnefroy Julian Alaphilippe

4 ======

6 Marc Hirschi Thibau Nys Maxim Van Gils Jan Christen
5 Marc Hirschi Thibau Nys Julian Alaphilippe Maxim Van Gils
5 Marc Hirschi Thibau Nys Benoît Cosnefroy Julian Alaphilippe
5 Marc Hirschi Thibau Nys Julian Alaphilippe Jan Christen
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>5 ======

4 Marc Hirschi Thibau Nys Julian Alaphilippe Maxim Van Gils Jan Christen
>Slome Duikelaar
>Madouas Olympic Champion
>Quinde
>Never watching Femmes

>6 ======

2 Marc Hirschi Thibau Nys Julian Alaphilippe Maxim Van Gils Valentin Madouas Jan Christen
>Madouas Olympic Champion
>Never watching Femmes
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>>144004344
only 3 people took bigcock?
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>>143995383
expensive. could spend all that money on two cycling holidays
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>>144004479
I will never ever pick pidkek
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>>144004479
fuck the angl*ids
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>>144004512
where do "people" go for "cycling holidays"
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La Vuelta Stage 9 /bet/

>Roglic 2.37
>Mas Nicolau 6.5
>Kuss 17
>Landa 17
>Eetvelt 17
>Carapaz 21
>Yatesi 29
>Del Toro 29
>Rodriguez 29
>Dunber 34
>Tiber i34
>Riccitello 34
>Woods 34
>Soler 34
>Poole 34
>Skjelmose 41
>Ciccone 41
>Sivakov 41
>Cepeda 41
>Gall 51
>Zana 56
...
>Gaudu 81
>O'Connor 101
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I knew I was forgetting something...
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>>144004536
Vuelta GC /bet/
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>>144004536
I feel like Gall is getting absolutely fucked by this O'Connor situation
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>>144004536
why is kussen still so high on this list? lease a visma has been as terrible as UAE so far.
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>>144004560
Absolutely, lost 30 seconds already because he had to wait kek
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>>144004560
Yes, but eventually they ordered to betray him
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>>144004598
It was a 15% climb anyway, drafting does nothing
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>>144004588
surely they won't do it again this stage
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>>143996328
Greg Lemond was offered 10% stake in Oakley and $1 per glasses sold and turned it down because he thought they might go out of business. He took 25 grand cash payment instead.
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>>144004611
lmao
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>>144004611
LeMond was promised 1$ per Look clipless pedals sold when he signed for La Vie Claire and he never got the money
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>>144003586
>The first animal jumped smoothly over the team doctor's car
Imagine going back to all his deer mates and telling them this story. and then I looked back and saw Derek stuck in the bikes haha what a nerd
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>>144004534
places that are good for cycling
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>>144004666
Why would a Spanish deer be named Derek
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>>144004688
Derek the deer. All deer's names begin with D. That's a fact
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After almost two months of struggle, the bad case of athlete's foot I had in the inbetween part of toe 4 and 5 on my left foot - which then propagated to my right foot - is history.
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>>144004747
Congrats
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>>144004678
like where ginge
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>>144004822
The alps
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>>144004822
alps
majorca
costa del sol
costa blanca
canaries
dolomites
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>>144004822
Vosges
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>juul-jensen and dillier +11:00
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>>144004837
>>144004848
>>144004849
of all these the alps and vosges sounds the best. dont the netherlands have great cycling paths? its pretty but flat (like my mom lel)
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>>144004919
dude where did you go for your cycling holiday? rode some cycling paths in holland lmao
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>>144004919
if you're gonna spend money coming across the ocean with a bike or renting a bike I would not go to the netherlands
it's enjoyable riding if you're there for something else but I would not go there specifically for cycling
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>>144004919
NL is fine but if you do want some form of climbing go to the area near Valkenburg, lovely short climbs
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>>144004926
lol
>>144004934
but dude...WEED!! jk.
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>>144004919
>Spends entire cycling holiday riding through flat polders
Yes yes yes, embrace true cyclismo
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>>144004942
>the ardennes
you read my mind
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>>144004987
>taking the plane all the way from the US to land in the fucking ardennes
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>>144004987
you can find climbs like the ardennes in the US easily probably
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>>144004999
checked and based. i would cycle from the ardennes to the black forest for some cake and ham like a true amerimutt
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>>144005005
not where i live, theres just little hills here and the cagies are unhinged. i want to move to colorado, its kinda like the alps..
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how do i get a bike in europe..should i buy one and sell it when im done, or rent it? probably cheaper to buy/sell if im there for more than a couple weeks (which i would be)
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>>144005161
there's a lot of rental places here which would serve you well, best to not do things which take a lot of effort, its your holiday aftr all
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>>144005161
You approach a junk at 1 am and say 'hey gap heb je fiets voor mij?'
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If you can ride your bike all the way through the airport without falling off they have to let you take it on the plane, fun fact
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Looking at the AG2R faces at the presentation, they look done for
Today is the day Jefferson, a CEPEDA goes into Maglia Roja
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please tell me she works for ineos merda and doesn't wear the jersey voluntarily
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>>144005172
every day is my holiday! im KING OF THE WORLD!
>>144005193
thats more my style.
when i was in amsterdam 13 years ago i stayed at the movenpick hotel. i remember smoking hash on the wharf then jacking off 9 times in one day there. still a PB for me frens.
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I keep ordering wine and now also cheese platters. It's over
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breton classic in t- 5 minutes
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>>144005286
Wine and cheese? Squeak
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>>144005260
>t. Tourist who will fall in the canal and die
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>>144005361
This place looks very Mediterranean too!
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>>144005286
heard Georgia has interesting wine, is that true?
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>>144004987
>south limburg
fyi the locals hate cycling tourists there
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>>144005253
rodriguez ultra
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>>144005419
They do. Look up the qvevi method. Sort of like an amber wine, never tasted something like that before. And the red wine is also good. The cheese platter is kind of meh though, does not compare to France
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Qvevri. Almost got it right but good enough
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>>144005419
it is
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>>144005253
working for in*os counts as wearing the jersey voluntarily. no excuses.
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Swarms of flies on my gravel ride, hundreds of thousands of them, I'm completely covered in them
Felt like riding into a solid wall of bio-matter
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We're now LIVE
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We live in Bretagne
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>Jose Bean
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>>144005565
You will eat ze bugs whetever you like it or not
Imagine the protein bomb though
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our Dane in the break or is that another Juul?
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>>144005591
>>Jose Bean
In breton? It is not jose been.
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Attaque de W*ut van A*rt
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>>144005642
oh well. I heard woman voice and immediately hit mute. I'm too traumatized at this point
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>>144005633
That's the usual Chris Juul. Know him by the cadence.
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Vine, Ahmed Yates ánd Marco Soler. UAE with a new masterplan
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I have seen enough. GAUDU wins the Vuelta here
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Gaydu going to ruin it
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>>144005717
Stage wins + Del Toro top 10 would be good
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>>144005717
>they all get dropped by Wout
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>>144005717
surprise appearance of Ayuso is gonna happen
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pure suffering for AG2R today
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>>144005785
they deserve it
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>>144005785
They should have played "we're still behind gall" from the start and let bora handle this kind of mess.
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dsm chasse petate
burning matches
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>>144005380
Huh that's not at all what I expected Georgia to look like
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>Dillier won a Giro stage
Don't remember this at all. Breakaway sprint a Deux with Stuyven? Completely memoryholed
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Gaudu and Abdullah Yazidi spoiling the chances of this group, other breakers probably seething
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>>144005785
Just let Bora handle things. Yesterday showed Roglic is still the favorite so let them control the break or just let Yeis get 10 minutes.
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poel and leemrice actually closing the gap
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>>144005920
Just drop them
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Vuelta is a mess. Inconsistent riders are gaining a time on Roglic but blowing up a few days later. It is just a mess.
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>>144006039
madiot is salivating right now
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3x30min sweetspot for me today on the rape machine. Too hot and humid for me, I will probably move the machine to the backyard next time to get the air moving better. Felt like I was dying of heat by the end
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Total heatlet death
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very sad that there are no live pictures yet from the Vuelta
the roads they are on now i have done ciclismo on me self a couple of times, very comfy area
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Oh look Asgreen is finally doing something.
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>>144006112
Who?
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>>144006117
ahem
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>>144006117
Kwabser Hasbeen
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To think he won against this at 25 and never did anything since
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>>144006213
Sell your soul for a RVV win.
I'd take that deal.
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So I had a BIG chute. Maybe I shouldn't have taken the vodka like stuff that the guy offered me after the wine tasting. But it was free and I am Dutch so what can you do. I forgot in countries like this they don't cover up their drainage system very well and suddenly there was no ground under my feet. You surely know this feeling where you feel like you are falling for 10 seconds but it is probably instantaneously. My right elbow and leg are all fucked up but I am good. I could have been GONE, DEAD. Imagine a /cyc/ without me. Frightening
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>>144006233
We know Wout
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>>144006295
sounds terrifying
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>>144006295
>the vodka like stuff
chacha? it's sometimes stronger than vodka, like 50%
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>top 5 chutes of the tokyo olympics
why is eurosport like that?
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wakey wakey
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>>144006338
remember how they were constantly showing Rog humiliating Gino Mader with dramatic music. at least they stopped doing that now that he's dead
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>>144006334
Yeah that was it. That was strong as FUCK
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this break ain't doing it for me chief, would rather have the GC fight it out amongst themselves
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look, it's pogi and jonas again
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>>144006355
I remember that.
Had some nice dramatic music too.
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Lidl 1.5km ->
oh no carrefourbros
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>>144006155
imagine if the TdF was on horses instead of bikes
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>>144006329
Nah the good thing when you are a bit drunk is that you can cheat death and just brush it off like whatever, let's walk on
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Whys this slut get to have the flag at f1
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>>144006419
This is NOT good news for Future Tismbert though.
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/cyc/ outdoor office today, where are YOU watching la vuelta today bert?
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>>144006436
>Dutch Pro cyclist
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>>144004611
>>144004646
Greg LeMond also says he still has 7w/kg and 92VoMax being a fat guy that never rides his bike in his 60s and that if you pedal at more than 90rpm you are doping or using a motor

Greg LeMond says a lot of things...
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How's the team holding up for you berts?

>>144006436
she fucked bernie
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>>144006448
Greece?
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laura messanger
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>>144006448
go down to that woman on the rock and take a picture of her pussy and post it
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>>144006476
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>carbon chainrings
you need to change them after every race?
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>>144006476
thats my gf you are talking about

>>144006464
northern croatia
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>>144006519
>no giant derailleur pulley
ngmi
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eurosport didn't pay attention to the thread
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there was the deer
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>>144006295
I've fell into a small one, that just fit my leg until my thigh. I did end up with a gash on my calf, front side, that is now a scar. Similar sobriety conditions, only it was on an overgrown path.
Glad you have stopped along the way, falling all the way back to Chyna, maybe without a visa, would have been awkward and troublesome.
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>>144006561
stalking, waiting
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dopage!
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the predictions cringe on discovery is unbearable.
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>>144006568
This was a BIG hole, I had to climb out. But I am BACK
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*honk*
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I keep thinking this is an english flag
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>>144006658
Rude
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>>144006519
Those Carbon-Ti rings have aluminium teeth, so they last just as well as normal rings. They do now also make full carbon TT rings, and those are pretty much single use.
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Reading interviews and articles on American riders always leave me with the impression that they are (and they regard themselves as such too) like outsiders to an inhenrently non-American sport that is inextricably tied to Europe. At times it feels like one is reading the vicissitudes of a tourist discovering an art or history museum he was only acquainted with via the Internet and books or those of an intern promoted from selling insurance in a town to working for Goldman Sachs.
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Meme clown team with four guys in the break.
5 teams with tree.
loads of teams with two or one.
11 teams with nobody.
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>>144006697
>They do now also make full carbon TT rings, and those are pretty much single use.
Absolute idiocy
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>>144006455
>Greg LeMond also says he still has 7w/kg
there is no way he said. don't believe it for a second
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giulia believing in van etvelt
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Zubeldia is riding in France
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>>144006720
They're meant as marginal gains for racing only. For that use case it makes sense if you're fighting for a GT GC or for a Nats/Worlds TT win.
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After two years in the Netherlands, had my first chute today. Construction zone, with turns out a thin layer of sand (thanks to the wind), and gusts of winds. Just lost traction and landed on my side, but nothing broken and could get home. Could have been much worse I guess, as I landed on the side of the barrier, and I could easily have hit my head on it.
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>>144006448
escaping the heat here, croatia is a little bit too much for me
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los ninos son cancer
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gonna wear a HRM on me next ride. what if I've been doing zone 2 all along. jesus christ a terrifying thought. probably most of my rides are zone 2 on the flats and spiking on the climbs
today I would call and easy day but still put a few digs in on the uphills
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>>144006733
it's in that insane interview he did on Roadman podcast
Gerg Lemond is a fucking nutjob and always has been
i don't believe for a second he was clean and everyone else was doping
guy has a serious personality disorder and a compulsive liar
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>>144006842
burgerbert jizzing in his pantaloons seeing this. his ideal holiday destination
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UAE can do whatever they want now
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>>144006861
Looks nice, where is it
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>>144006842
its the week of chutes it seems. get well soon! also recovering here from me chute, think the sea water is not helping
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>>144006842
Looks completely innocent too
You were wearing you are helmet, right?
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>>144006910
fuck sake now I have to listen to this. must have been a joke
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jay vine
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>>144006697
what is the point?
there are plenty of aluminum rings that are lighter than these
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visit the alhambra please
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>>144006960
Soca river/valley
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>>144007024
Damn, and I thought I was taking long vacations
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jay vine 2
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should i bother watching F1 or all of this Vuelta stage

?
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Time to root for the coomer now.
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küng suffering
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>>144007097
fake allah ruining things again
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Well well well, looks I woke up just in time for some RAMPAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An5hmG1aFoY
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bora pulling in the pedalton with Denz
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>>144006994
The weight weenie rings are pretty much all noodles. The point is light and stiff chainrings. The full carbon TT rings do save some weight I'm pretty sure.
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>>144006757
As much as I joke about things like 3D printed hollow titanium oversized pullywheels, they are at least obviously (marginally) more efficient and lighter. What's the argument for single-piece carbon chainrings? Weight? Aerodynamics? Maybe I'm missing something obvious
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they're gonna abandon o'conner, bora already doing a massive pace
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>>144006842
>signal
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>>144007150
Weight and aero. We're literally talking low single digit watt marginal gains here so very marginal gains.
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>>144007076
Bretagne
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Don't forget about frenchbert (not vegan) getting ass hair implented into his skull
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>We din't expect BOC losing that much time
Fuck I miss french GCN, they're talking so much shit on the angl* one
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carapaz is mentally retarded
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Based Richie
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What's the point of Ineos?
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el Rato what are you doing
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>>144007309
>>144007338
Losing time on purpose to get KOM hunting
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kwab
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>>144007352
gaining time to lose time
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>>144007332
nice colorful bibs
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Küng pas normal
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If soler is on a good day, they might win from the b'reak
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what is cararat doing?
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nathan van gooydonck can't believe a rider attack early
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Rainer who?
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goydonkey might be even worse than choze bean
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Küng the mountain goat
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>>144007251
I wonder if it's even distinguishable from zero in its practical effect. The bikes are already heavy (Speedmax CFR is 8.7kg) and the drag that comes from the surface of the chainrings must be negligible relative to everything else. But I suppose it can't hurt anything (other than bank balances)
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What is retirement age in ireland?
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Martinez Povidla is such a useless runner when he's not riding for himself
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>>144007672
He's colombian, yes.
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>>144007672
3 Colombians out the back at the same time
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bretagne classic is on france3 for those that want to avoid josé been
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>>144007732
i'll wait till 30km to go
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>>144007732
>it actually is
good, now I don't know what to watch
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Soler pas normal.
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>>144007753
uae going hard at it, probably will slpit before
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>>144006910
right I found it
when he was 46 he did 380W for 40 minutes. doesn't say his weight but says he was fat
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Dillier used to be a good classics rider before becoming grugs bottom bitch.
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>>144007832
he was greg's bitch first
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Kung is ridiculously pas normal right now
glowing
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>>144007858
I thought Michi Schär was GvAs superdom since the beginning of time
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breton has been absolutely shite so far
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>>144007942
Yep. They're about to make the catch about minute now, though. It should start livening up
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CHUTE en Bretagne.
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>>144007970
Any minute, even
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Lampi collected?
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this main road up to Sierra Nevada feels like it fucking goes on forever
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it's not joseph been on commentary by the way, or am I high
it's a dude and a british lady
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>>144008062
she has an absolutely awful microphone though, turning this off
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>>144008062
>it's a dude and a british lady
apparently an olympian woman but idk and idc, race has been boring and they're both pathetic talking about how great litter zones are because littering is bad. like a pair of children.
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ABRAHAMSEN immediately. Kek.
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>>144008163
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this race already had like half a dozen of dumb chutes in the back of bunch. are they all on tramadol today?
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LAURANCE better perform, he took ABRAHAMSEN spot for me.
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>>144008193
riding behind an ineos rider on small roads, I consider that a skill/judgement issue
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>de lie as always well positioned
lmao
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>Attaque Abrahamsen
I thought he wasn't gonna perform in such a long race
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>>144008316
Nein
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checking the climb. looks steep alright
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Berts I love Carapaz
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i love Granada
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>>144008467
Great minds think alike
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>>144008346
didn't they do one last year? I posted about it because it was available on youtube.
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>Van Eetvelt Lennert (Lotto Dstny) has been involved in a crash.
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>>144008496
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>>144008547
Tro bro
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roglic doesn't look so good
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>>144008547
This year, yes. >>144008589
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>>144008373
Hazallanas is just the first part of Sierra Nevada
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RAMPAS
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did bora fuck up again?
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>>144008813
nah
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noo christen don't use all your energy
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t-rex riders on the wrong road
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>>144008458
>>144008467
this happens so many times lmao
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how can people not like Carapaz, this is great
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>>144006969
Of course, I always pick them from https://www.helmet.beam.vt.edu/bicycle-helmet-ratings.html for maximum concussion mitigation.

Was still a nice ride
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>>144008928
Lampy and the guy who was under him.
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The streets will always respect Carapaz, a true warrior
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total UAE catastrophe
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>>144009024
this, the anti slurper
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the streets will never forgive the TDF 2021 caraRAT
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so how much time will BOC loose today?
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yates fears the coming carapaz
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based fan with a water bottle for richie
god I love la vuelta
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give me some fresh *uck, i need to fap
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35km to go in plouay. Good time to turn on I'd say
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Mads has only 2 helpers left.
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>>144009055
literally a single climb
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very sleepy. taking a nap before final climb
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gall thinking about betraying o'gonner
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Skjelmose looks like he is about to fucking blow
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the peloton is tiny, they're gonna have a tough go trying to recover more time
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why would you go solo already
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Frankreich
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allah time
switching over to bretagne for the descent in the vuelta
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>>144009286
Pogi is in his ear
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Based Ratapaz, never doubted him in my veloteam (I doubted him a lot)
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Did they run out of "science" to give my boy KUSS?
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>>144009366
yes
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>>144009366
He ruined his chances when he pulled for Van aert, never should have done that
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>>144009286
ask BOC
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LAPORTE CRACKED
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>>144009410
this
pulling for Wout cost an entire box of matches
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>>144009263
He really can't climb anything longer than a couple of kms.
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DE LIE looking fat + strong
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>>144009427
kek
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jai hindley is the real surprise here
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>>144009440
the bull becoming a real Sagan/Grug
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squeakoir going for it
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Gregoire pas normal
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ATTAQUE BAUDOPE
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BAUDIN BROS
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caraRAT is rapid
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Proper racing in Bretagne
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Carapaz is such an exciting rider
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gregoire almost out of sight
activate G2 syndrome
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alright POWLESS, my boys in pink
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motodopage!
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de lie is pretty good today
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I know I'm late, but you get quality shit now
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Grug should be there
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>>144009617
he can't after last year's humiliation
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just unmuted Bretagne, who's this lady? I don't recognize her
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>>144009617
Grug gonna leadout Kooij in the EC
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Pico Veleta stage finish when
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our Sierra Nevada look better 2bqh
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chute jay hindley
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hindley shimano'd
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chute hindley
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why does de lie always ride with some massive gear
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Van gils going all in for de lie. rip my velopoints
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gwan de lie
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Ben off the back on the descent?
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>>144009822
he's been bad lately so not surprised
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tudor at the front with Hirschi and alain philippe
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>>144009862
I have not been paying attention
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good racing this
attack after attack
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>>144009080
45 seconds

1,5 min if he's a full on fraud
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>gall
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ATTAQUE MASSIF STIER
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stier power
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>>144009715
Almost forgot he existed. Why is he even doing this race?
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Stupid racing by de lie. Based
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Carapaz is over
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>>144009989
not a coward like vingegaard
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DE LIE is going to get Corted again.
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>inb4 yatesi does an o'connor today
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>>144010022
pulling back three minutes is a success, he doesn't need a stage win right now
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don't miss out on one legged and blind cyclists or that spaniard without lower limbs that would mog most of the Berts here.
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>>144010075
lol
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still a really really big peloton in bretagne
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>>144010018
he's afraid to get dropped on the climbs
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>>144010132
yeah it's huge, top-20 will be funky
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That typical red haired breton socialist boomer lol
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>>144010075
>moral victory cope
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Did not believe in Rex nor Roi, ngl.
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I gave up on F1
This slurping is better
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praying for a Lund win in Bretagne
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based breakaway terrorists making this shitty GT entertaining
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>>143988421
New thread when
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>>144010260
>Tronchon
Ag2r dopage
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Yates about to pick up some invaluable intermediate sprint points
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>>144010194
lol? he's moving into 3rd overall
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>>144009862
peaked for spring campaign which was successful think he’s too young for a stretched out year
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>laporte was dropped out of this massive group
saddle sores are no joke
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>>144010314
Bert thete is an entire category 1 climb still to come.
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>>144010314
he gives a fuck about GC
he's going for stage win
peloton gonna close that anyway
this is a FAILURE unless he wins the stage
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Kinda knew LAURANCE will rather suck than reign, but can't help meself getting one big wild card in the team.
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allah loses his glasses because he's a spastic that needs to look back 3 times a minute
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>Tiberi gone
Skjelmose vs Eeet for the white jersey now
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CHUTE DES LUNETTES
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ATTAQUE GESCHKE
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>>144010352
>>144010365
come back to me after he wins the overall
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BASED LAPEIRA
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Pogacar fucke Yate in the ass and give him slorvaniam DNA doping
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>>144010420
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>>144010397
I think I saw the white jersey in the group
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>>144010415
I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE RIDERS LIKE THIS
Makes an entire career of TV time attacks
No results
FUCK THESE TYPES OF RIDERS
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>>144010438
Very vulgar and uncalled for post
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>>144010453
according to PCS he is not in the group
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benot pulling nys, hirschi, stier
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>>144010468
doesn't make it untrue
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>>144010494
indeed a martian landscape
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What the fuck van gils it was perfect
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>>144010420
funny guy you are
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hirschi strong
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based Hershe
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hirschi pas normal
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Waar Chrissie laporta
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HIRSCHI wins
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>>144010530
De Lie wants to win so bad
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>INEOS pulling
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>>144010559
Dood since hours.
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>>144010560
not so fast
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>>144010559
dropped 30km ago
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The great Matteo MALUCELLI just won this stage down in Bulgaria
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>>144010565
1.x merchant calling is getting to him
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>>144010593
nah he's got it
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nice motor pace
never change southern euros
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Proper motor pacing, love to see it
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>tune in
>Solo Adamietz with 6 minutes
Lol
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>>144010464
>No results
1 TdF stage win makes you legend in Germany
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>>144010494
>Sierra Nevada
Was it full of snow years ago?
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>hirschi winning another world tour race
pas normal
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Hirschi wins
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Has anyone here ridden in Ecuador? I'm tired of America and I want to go live like a cycling king somewhere
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Cort 2nd?
bro wtf
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hirschi first
quick step rider (allah?) second
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her/she sisters we won
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This would've been Ayuso's Vuelta
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>>144010692
Magnier
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>156%
Rampas inhumanas
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Mads wins
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>>144010677
it almost never has snow in the summer
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Mads won
LIDL total domination at Lidl tour
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>>144010732
BASED
Lidlbros won all stages then
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>>144010704
L0L
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damn that peleton was massive
atleast thomas pidock got exposed massively again
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>>144010580
>>144010598
What a fraud
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Cort third very strange
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bruh they gonna let Yates back into GC here
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>>144010687
A few months ago I rode along a french couple who were bikepacking for half an hour or so. They were headed to Zuleta (look it up) to sleep that day and said they been enjoying it a lot of the landscapes.
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yea im thinking MADS is ready for EU dogshit jersey win
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wasn't even close
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dios mio
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>>144010798
gorgeous
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seriously great racing today berts
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top 10 Breizh klassikoa
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george bennet srammed
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idk what r they thinking giving GC back to Adam. he's the least frauded rider in this entire Vuelta roster. He's no BOC.
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>>144010819
INHUMANAS
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>>144010858
there were actual Nys doubters in this very thread
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redbull dropping the hammer now
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>>144010819
Alto del 156%
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>Guillaume Martin being Guillaume Martin, just dropping off the back
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Skjelmosebros..........det slut
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>Roglic dropped
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RARE MAS ATTACK
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>get rewarded for blindly picking my boy Cort
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top 10 Lidl
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ENRIC MAS NICOLAUS LETS GO
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>roglic
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>>144010881
Would still doubt him, him and Cort doing well means it was a bit pas normal.
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>Roidlic when it's not a unipuerto but an actual mountain stage
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>>144010919
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a Yates-Carapaz-Mas podium would be very good
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>>144010971
That's what the script says, boss.
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>>144010941
>Buitrago
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GO MAS GO
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cristian rodriguez stronk
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>fallglic
OH NONONONO HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
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>>144010858
1, 3, 5
Not terrible. But everyone has Hirschi and Nys. Shame Madouas and Lapeira finished so far back in the bunch
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CAM ON OLDLIC
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dont worry Roglic has AG2R to save him
he always gets saved by other teams
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Pogi would win with 10 minutes
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why use gall right now
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>mfw the one year Mas could have won he fumble it to O'Connor
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>>144011010
>But everyone has Hirschi and Nys.
Yes, of course, hahaha...
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com on camera man we need a pain face shot of Roglic
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>>144008600
bertacek again the only one who pays attention
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>>144011033
should attack roglic
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Mas is flying
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lazy Germans could have shown the GC results at least before stopping the coverage. German state tv is truly Das Letzte.
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Yates 10 min gap
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>roglic left pissma to try to win the le tour
>struggles in the la vuelta
KWAB
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fuck you AG2R
let Mas go
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this is like racing from 50 years ago with big gaps and lads dying one day then great the next.
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god damn Mas has TINY calf muscles
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Gall saving roglic GC
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man pogacar would have won this fucking race with two fingers in his nose and one in his ass
he's gonna regret not doing the triple
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>>144011084
He's going to get cought on the descent anyway.
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do you think riders appreciate fans who sprays them with water or do they think it's annoying?
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>>144011054
I'm paying attention to the thread, you're saying I have to pay attention to the race as well?? Inhumanas working conditions here in /cyc/
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>>144011106
funny, if you take out pog and fishboy the field is actually pretty even
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where the FUCK are the time gaps? why are the spanish so incompetent?
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Wonder if this is one of those days when MAS NICOLAU goes into red for too long and suddenly explodes and basically stops
He tends to do that
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>>144011108
lemond said the difference with riders today compared to him is they have no muscle. same fat but 5kg lighter so W/kg higher
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mas interesante
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>>144011128
They're doing 6w/kg under 35 degree sun, they'll take as much cooling as they can
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>>144011112
yeah he could, but worlds is worth more, he'd regret not doing the actual triple crown more
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>>144011128
probably really appreciate it when they ask for it, probably mildly annoyed when a fan just randomly sprays them with water
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>>144011183
next year is literally pogacarwinslol on Kigali
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Vuelta really is the connoisseur grand tour, as usual
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>>144011183
He could do both and you know it
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>>144011137
siesta
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the vuelta never disappoints for true cycling fans
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>>144011106
Truly blessed racing
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O'coomer should ride for gall
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>>144011193
next year is not this year where he already got the giro and tour though. I doubt he's doing the giro again next year
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>Grey Van Rysel with a single red stripe on the fork rather than a full Vuelta red color job
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>>144011193
Ye but it's only a triple Crown if you win giro tour and worlds in the same year
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if Mas can catch one of the groups in front he is really in a good position
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what's it like to have a bottle of water poured over you on a hot climb? is it actually enjoyable?
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I love the La Vuelta
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>>144011246
when its so hot as today then yes
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Mas pas normal
The only one in this Vuelta who was able to drop everyone so far
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>>144011246
yeah, so much so that fish tried to sneakily steal pogs
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>>144011246
Pouring a whole bidon of cold water on yourself over 35° feels like heaven for a moment
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>>144011266
yeah but the water is probably warm
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>>144011246
like water on a hot pan
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one attack from Landismo or BOC and Roglic is cooked
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wow Hirschi is such a beast
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Bora is such a shit team. All those climbers and yet Roglic is isolated before O'Connor.
I really want to see AG2R win this Vuelta.
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>>144011304
hope they try it
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>>144011269
Vuelta podium
1. BoC
2. Mas
3. Carapaz

SOVL
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hors spotted
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How is yates descending skills?
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washedlic?
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I don't understand why they keep giving these massive gaps
just keep the break at 3 minutes like always?
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>>144011359
average I think
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roglic sisters, what is the current cope?
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>>144011326
he still has LipoGOD
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>>144011359
adequate
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>>144011383
too hot for a ski jumper
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>>144011383
>the current cope
S-still dropped Kuss
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look at that virtual GC
we're so back UAE bros
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>>144011359
in this field good
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Granada and where they are riding now is on a platue with mountains around it
when it gets hot its like a oven, can get to 30C during the winter with a 10C difference compared to cities along the coast 1 hour away
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>>144011383
This is the hardest stage of the Vuelta. The rest is all unipuerto MTF where Roglic is good
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>>144011368
Patxi Vila tactics. You wouldn't understand
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Carapaz GAINING
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>>144011421
Covadonga stage is Mas only hope
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if they can't drop o'coomer here it's probably over
he didn't look in trouble at all
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>>144011437
stage 20 is also brutal
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They should attack roglic more
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>>144011456
true
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Mas with Vine? I would not follow this guy's wheel
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>>144011454
There is like 8 MTF left, what are you on about?
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Roglic saving so many matches today. Be very afraid for next week
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>>144011368
No strong team to control the race. It's fun to watch.
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>>144011462
Everyone of those guys is cooked.
They would have if they could.
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>>144011421
kinda stupid that the rest of the vuelta is just custom build roidlic winslol
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el ague no se vende
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2nyDL4DNWg

OH N-
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the RAT closing the gap
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>>144011454
yes well, on the two mountain top finish stages where he was with the gc favourites he lost 1'10 and and 46" to roglic respectively
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>>144011518
COME ON MY KING, GET THAT DIRTY *NGLO
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>He believed in Fraudlic

LMAO
M
A
O
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>>144011538
basado
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having jay vine wheelsuck you makes you faster?
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watch Mas do a Jonas on Ventoux
lose all the gained time on the descent
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GC looking more respectable now with Yates and Carapaz back
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>>144011538
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>>144011559
is Mas a bad descender?
I've never really noticed
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what was KÜNG doing in the break today?
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>>144011454
rog can still do it, but it will mean gaining 30s on a few stages (without cracking) and then probably has another 40-70s on the TT
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what could've been...
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no mas por favor
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This is a Grand Tour in 2024
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Almeida could have done this too if he wasn't such a pussy
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>>144011572
You now have your answer. Lmao
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Scary
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>>144011572
i think you just answered you own question kek
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>Mas descending
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holy shit

i don't call that bad descending i call that an elite save
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imagine being a such a shit descender even Jay fucking Vine looks better
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FUCK MAS
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>>144011585
good enough
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>>144011572
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jesus that was an insane save
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wew YIKES, but amazing to not chute
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excellent save
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Another disk brake lock up during a descent. Just normal disk brakes over 30° shit
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lucky lucky motherfucker
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if that gravel wasn't there he would probably have died
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>>144011585
cararat being duped into doing a useless top ten gc
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Insane save
>>144011630
Also this
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>>144011572
he became worse after some chutes
now he just has no confidence descending
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MASSIVE fuck up
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can Mas not choke
just for once
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>>144011572
kek
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am i a better descender than mas or is a bad pro descender still better than any amateur
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>>144011604
He got lucky that space was there for him to lose speed or he would fall from the mountain
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>>144011659
Depends, do you race?
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>>144011659
I don’t know senpai do you also descent at 80km/h?
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>>144011659
you'd lose 8 minutes on this descent
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Waar time gaps?
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>>144011659
the worst wt pro is surely better
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>>144011630
rim brakes will make a comeback within 3-4 years
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>>144011659
bad descender is Zakarin. even he would be top amateur level
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>>144011659
A lot of berts would turn into Pierre Latour trying to follow the peloton
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>>144011674
please understand that there is no internet in this no mans land
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>>144011674
they show them as a pop up for some reason
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man almost got SRAM'd to death
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>>144011684
I don't even try to follow the boomers on the group rides
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MAS rallies on!
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>>144011679
Pog is gonna ride the rim C68 next year for some stages (those that matter). He's gonna make rim brake cool again
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>>144011701
fuglsang tier save
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>>144011659
'bad' at descending pros are still insanely fast
i see some on some super horrible dirt road descents near me on strava and i have no fking clue how they all fly down that shit at 10mph faster average speed than everyone else
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>>144011701
Fuglsang did it better.
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>>144011701
wtf, he doesn't even touch te brakes
scary stuff
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>rapeman avoiding mas wheel now
smart man, I'd keep my distance too
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>>144011701
he didn’t do anything wrong purely mechanical why is there never an honest debate about this when a rider dies it’s always muh safety they never talk about the shit sponsored gear
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we gonna need some motorpace for MAS
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>>144011701
Vine must have been scared as fuck lel
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>>144011679
Good, ideal time to buy new bike then
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>>144011731
He did. That's why he lost the back wheel.
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>Spanish GPS
For FUCK's sake
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>>144011731
if you break there it’s completely over full frontal on the face
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follow me Jay I know a shortcut
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What is jay doing?
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>>144011769
>Lance showed me this trick once
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RAT losing time now
Sheik has this in the bag
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>>144011769
He took the off-ramp
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So it's now normal that runners attack with 100 km to go, get 5 minutes and then lose nothing at all at the end
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no one uses motors [ ]
some people have used motors [ ]
the entire peloton is using motors [x]
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>>144011788
Praying to the Zwift gods
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>>144011788
he’s a very bad bike handler
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>>144011795
GPS is absolute bullshit
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>>144011804
He lost 2 minute on that climb
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where the fuck is my heli shot of Alhambra
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>>144011701
Holy shit
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>>144011820
It is, I doubt el Rato lost 30 seconds on the descent
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Mas already lost 30 seconds
he and Vine will be caught
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>>144011817
Of course, so why even try to follow a dude fighting for GC and that barely chuted 10 minutes ago.
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>>144011804
he lost time, even on carapaz
stop drinking
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>it's SkjelOver
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>>144011701
what causes something like that?
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I like yates more since he's joined his fallow sheiks, he just seems more relaxed and at home
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>>144011847
ROGLIC actually wins the stage on burnt matches.
He knew any time taken would be lost on descent, especially against GOD descender like RODRIGUEZ CANO.
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>>144011701
at normal speed
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>>144011872
it never skjelbegun
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>>144011872
he’s saving matches
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Fun Vuelta this.
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wtf 900+ replies on a vuelta thread, is this normal?
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>>144011905
it's been a fantastic stage
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>>144011874
front brake lock up probably
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>>144011905
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>>144011905
Vuelta is the /cyc/ grand tour
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joining UAE was a good career move for adam yates
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Palestinian hero yatesi wins
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Kek all those Palestinian flags again.
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insane win from the Sheik
mashallah
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>>144011918
from overheating the brakes and then death gripping the lever?
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>>144011946
Booooo
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>>144011874
Front brake lockup. The main cause for descent crashes since the arrival of disk brakes
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lol fraudu in the group Mas
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>>144011899
it’s so clowny I think it’s because there’s not enough quality doms controlling the race
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>>144011905
no it's because of all the other races today (Bretagne, Lidl Tour, Bulgaria, Bohemia, Himalaya...)
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how do I get a job as Pally flag waver? free holiday watching the vuelta
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grand tours with no aliens is the best
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>>144011946
inshallah
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>>144011918
>Locking the front brake makes the rear tire slide out
What a fucking retard
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met carapaz ben je nooit klaar michel
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O'Connor burning matches
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cararat +1:39 (-6 seconds bonus seconds)
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>>144011972
They do it for free
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Mas all that effort for nothing
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Yuck, hugging sweaty men.
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>>144011559
fucking knew it
rip MAS
Roglic once again saved by another team
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>>144011972
emigrate to Palestine
illegally re-immigrate
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ataque desesperado de Mas
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>1:39
really good from Richie
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>>144011948
I'm sorry you have to see this.
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>>144011989
of course they don't. someone is at least paying for hotels and travel
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mas such a dogshit brain weakmind
he will never win anything
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>>144011989
they literally don't
they get paid by NGOs and shit like Soros foundation
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o'coomer wins 2 seconds
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O'Connor with the bonification...?
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>>144012011
just because Andalusia is poor as fuck does not mean you have to cheer for other poor people
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>MAS caught
the lad waits his whole career for an attack and then he chooses this sort of parcour
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Roglic is cooked
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O conner takes the seconds
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unironically this is the best grand tour I've watched to date.
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boc +4 bonis
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O'Connor increases his gap on Roglic!
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Yatesi still out of breath
feels good to watch actual humans race for once
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Quintana status?
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>>144012033
today looked like his jour sans he wont be this shit later
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Benoit with the bonis.
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>>144012054
dropped on the first climb
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roglicsisters.... our response?
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did van eetvelt crack? didn't see him in that group
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so after all that Mas fucking lost time
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inshallah
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>>144012063
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well well well
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>>144012071
yes
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>>144012063
he will take a minute on stage 21 TT
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>>144012063
Matches saved, please pay attention
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>>144012071
wasn’t he mentioned in a crash
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double BAM
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>>144012063
Restocking matches
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waar cat shooter?
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Rumor is AG2R is flying in a jiffy bag from France right now
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>>144012063
>have bad day
>don't lose any time
I call this a win for Roglic
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cant wait for the BOC smuggies
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I have seen enough. O'Connor wins easily
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GC
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>>144012129
phew those times are fucking close
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>>144012107
Got dropped even before the last climb I think.
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>Enric Mas was the fastest rider on Hazallanas today, he did it in 23 min 40 sec, around 20 sec slower than Chris Horner's record.
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>>144012129
>the great Davide GAUDU has entered the Top 10
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what a top 10
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Skjelmose and Kuss +5:35. Van Eetvelt +7:21 with Squillaume and Bennett. Tiberi nowhere to be found
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>>144012178
Skjelmosebros we in the white jersey?
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>>144011823
Did you like all those shots after the race ended?
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>>144012129
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>>144012178
eaten alive by stray cats
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>>144012196
good
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>>144012187
no
they where lame
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>>144012185
ofcourse not dude, Lipowitz was in the main group
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>>144012185
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Almeida would win this wouldnt he?

Fuck
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>>144012191
>I could've competed for the yellow jersey
>I would've won the vuelta against vingegaard and roglic if we fought for it
lol, lmao even
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>>144012225
No
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>fuckin'
based Yates
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>>144012129
Mas launches his biggest attack in his career and is rewarded with losing a spot on GC.
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Yates fucking win a stage
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Don't see Ocoomer losing this. Just ride his own tempo with the help of Gall.
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>>144012177
good top 10. good race. more respectable than this giro
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>>144012191
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>>144012259
That is somehow extremely fitting for Mas
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Yates roid raging
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ok so next mountain stage we give the following riders 7 minutes
Kuss
Van Eetvelt
Skjelmose
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>>144012222
another version of dudeweed innit
or is that dudeopium
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Went for a ride today around my hometown, this mountain is where the stage 19 will end. Unfortunately I have to work that afternoon (Friday 6th) but I'll try to be at the place where the stage begins.
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>>144012310
it’s all downers innit
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I have BOC hair
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>>144012271
There are 7 tranny finishes, roglic can win 30s in each + 60s in the final TT. That's 4.5 min. It won't be easy, but it's doable
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>>144012332
based
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>>144012338
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>>144012345
>Roglic can

Fraudlic won't.
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>>144012332
It looks like Portugal
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>>144012271
he's gonna get cocky and attack himself only to get dropped and mentally crack
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>>144012310
dudecaffeine and dudeparacetamol
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>>144012372
it's like twenty km away of course it does
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>>144012372
iberia all looks same samey
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>>144012271
>with the help of Gall
uhoh
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>>144012374
if Mondo Duplantis had a stroke
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>>144012374
looks like the very opposite of caffeine to me 2bh
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>>144012332
Vgh so bautifull
Iberia soul
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>>144012374
>>144012430
>german humor
please work harder on your material
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>>144012387
But Flanders and Wallonia are like night and day, innit. And don't get me started on the Britons/French.
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>>144012473
youre literally danish my man
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>>144012360
I just gave a realistic plan, I hope rog gets fucked in the ass, but it is still by no means over
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>>144012332
Are those grape plants on the right?
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>>144012478
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>>144012478
that doesn't really work when you are posting like you are.
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Still no Tiberi after 22 minutes lel
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BAke
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>>144012496
dane
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>>144012505
is he alive?
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>>144012505
him, arensman and cian are all fight for the white jersey right now
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>>144012474
Indeed Wallonia is far prettier than Flanders
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>>144012505
he was attacked by feral cats
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>>144012478
kek
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>>144012520
Uijtdebroeks in already! +25:17. 2 minutes behind W*ut
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>tfw you will never shoot tiberi with a pellet gun while wearing a cat costume
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Best GT stage of the year so far? Or still Plateau de Beille?
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>>144012547
Troyes
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>>144012541
moral victory for us Cianbros
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>>144012545
Why not?
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I like happy O'Connor
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lol
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>>144012572
cause I'm a coward
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>>144012599
Has lidl's bags gone bad?
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>>144012599
And DNF Martinez +31:52, GREAT helper for Primoz
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>>144012621
No. The Fat One is just hoarding them
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>>144012599
I'm not up to date on the gamershart lore, why is he so dead and whats he even doing in this vuelta
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>>144012652
Because he sucks, Bert. He always has
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the time limit is gigantic but some big riders still missing
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>>144012688
Del Toro... My boy...
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I don't like the current Bretagne Classic. It lacks a hard climb somewhere. Current parcours makes the race unclear and doesn't deliver a memorable race
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>>144012701
+35
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>>144012717
No hard climb in bretagne
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>>144012726
So waar is Tiberi. DNF or they missed him somewhere?
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>>144012717
>doesn't deliver a memorable race
yeah, today was awful. I had to think for a second about who won today even. very sub par for a WT event.
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>>144012749
him and arensman still have like 20 minutes
probably group groves if they didn't die of heatstroke
letting arensmeme ride again was a mistake anyway from the team
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>>144012671
ah yes its that simple
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>>144012732
Or make it a circuit around Plouay like it once was
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>>144012760
No Arensgod will win a stage in the third week
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>>144012760
Yeah, they should allow thyme man die in peace. Now he has made it to break day he is probably going to carry on.
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>“I clearly didn’t have the legs. I had back pain,” Roglič admitted to the international press immediately after the finish. “It was also still warm, really tough. But we’ll see how that goes. I suffered. The stage was very difficult, but luckily it’s over and tomorrow we have a rest day.”

crocked back bros
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>Roglic: "I had a hard time today. I obviously didn't have the legs, I had back pain...happy to finish and have rest day tomorrow."
It's over
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>>144012782
>but luckily it’s over
Yeah. It is over
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Arensman +37 with Groves
Tiberi beyond 43 minutes, probably dead
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>>144012641
my smartest pick
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>>144012803
Another covid patient? That's a huge loss if it's just an off day.
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is he gonna make it
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>>144012816
Who is the other one
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>>144012782
Nothing some tramadol can't solve
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BREAKING: TIBERI AND TARLING DNF
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>>144012828
tarling
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>>144012846
Rog has been surprisingly lucid this race. Its clear he's lacking something.
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>>144012861
40°C climbing stage must be literal hell on earth for an anglo giant
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>>144012861
surprised he even made it this far
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>“To be honest, I don’t care about the GC. Today was all about the stage. I just went flat out. We had nothing to lose, I just suffered until the finish.”
based fuck GC
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>>144012943
is that translated? he said, "I don't give a shit about GC"
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>>144012966
cleaned up for the articles I guess
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11-25 is still a lot of strong runners
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>>144012943
>I-I d-dont care about t-the gc anyway lol
weakminded shitter and pogi has to please this?
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veloteam down to 6 riders its joever
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>>144012997
not really
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>>144013044
Ouch. And I tought I had it bad.
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>>144012997
I see a lot of crap
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>>144013001
>best Yates picker 15
still time
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Before the stage there were 2 teams with tree casualties.
Now there are 8.
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>>144013118
Welcome to hell on Europe (Andalucía)
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>>144004666
>>144004688
fun fact - first deers name was desu
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new thread >>144013284
new thread >>144013284
new thread >>144013284
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>>144012484

There's lots of vineyards here in Rioja, yes



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