also /monke/
shall be posting in this one
Grier won the offseason
>laffs
>>143970655Wtf I'm not racist anymore
/playoffsbound/
>>143970655[Serious] Status report on the Shorks high drafted forwards? Are they good?
both are gayim using this one
straight guys are in here >>143970621
>>143970688>two teams of retards
>>143970655damn black excellence on displaywhite power btfo
PK Simian
>>143970685It is my opinion that the New Jersey Devils have the best forward group in the league. And no, I'm not a debbie fan.
I like the askarov trade. future is bright for my sharkies
>>143970655Unironically true
>>143970709Straight up retards
>>143970740It's my first time seeing the version with his balls hanging out
>>143970740When did stephen visit nico
>>143970758why is every team doing this oversized chain necklace thing with their merch
>>143970722Stars have a better group
>>143970769American teams are doing it to appeal to the Mike Grier community
>>143970769$20 for $0.50 worth of plastic
>>143970769bc it's easy. nobody uses foam fingers anymore, so if you want to sell a cheap, novelty item to wear that isn't clothing and isn't a hat, then necklace is next. And a big stupid rapper chain with team logo on it is as easy as it gets.
>>143970740based
>>143970740This should be the OP the thread at least its hockey related
>>143970780who even plays center for them these days? i fell like that roster has a million guys who came into the league as centers and then moved to wing. Plus Benn who did the opposite.
>>143970807hockey related op images are the gayest
>>143970548Reddit phrase. Don’t forget to say pylon, redditor
>>143970807Plenty of monkeys in the league
>>143970819Devils died once Hughes went down. I don’t make the rules. You’d have a better case for Edmonton, Dallas, Florida and, arguably, the Canucks
>>143970740Cado won Stephen lost
>>143970840kek good one
>>143970837I couldn't call him your mom because she's better at closing her legs
>>143970844Thats what they get for relying on a jew
Seguin comeback season is closely approaching
>>143970722The devils have 20 prima donna little bitches and a gay fat queer as head coach and shartstrom it is OVER
>>143970910cope Keefe is gonna have some fun
>>143970907Now that the dust has settled I'd rather have phil the thrill over tyler "got benched for skipping breakfast" seguin and dougie museum
>>143970631Chimpanzees aren’t monkeys, they’re great apes
>>143970844Even being deadline sellers who missed Hughes for 20 games, Hischier for 11, and Meier for 13, they still scored more goals than league average.>EdmontonThey're betting on Jeff Skinner and Viktor Arvidsson to make up for a bottom 6 that will go weeks at a time without scoring.>DallasMaybe, idk>FloridaMissing a top 6 winger and Bennett's not a very good 2C.>VancouverNah
>>143970917can't wait to watch jack jewghes throw hissy fits and queefe pats him on the back tickles his balls gives him a kiss on the cheek and says "it's okay buddy you'll get em next shift pookie"
Why would Nashville trade away their best goaliue prospect?
>thread is mostly Canadians >it's absolutely awful
>>143971010welcome to /hoc/ buddy enjoy your stay
David Ed Strome, good ontario boy
>>143971027ts hawk tuahing me gold
>AHL makes neck protection mandatory Thoughts?
>>143971100Don’t watch so don’t care
my AHL team moved to Calgary :(
>>143971100Never relax
>>143971100this isn't Britain no ones that reckless
PWHL merchandise is on sale
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>143971292>Glass Demko>The Porcelain Prince
>>143971292thatcher demko is overrated as shit. hongcouver fans act like he's God's gift to hockey
I think I may be close to forgiving finland.Months ago some Finn promised me and others a (You) in the next thread. He did not deliver. He even laughed at me when I called him out for renigging on the deal. I am still a bit upset and its not like finns have done much in subsequent threads.
>>143971322Yeah he's definitely no... *checks notes* Joseph Woll or Sam Montembeault
>rutger mcgroarty requested a trade because wearing a jets uniform “didn’t feel right”Lmao, when will the jets and the flames learn to not draft yankee faggots
>>143971292>I should have known way back when, you know why McDavid? Because of the scouts.>They called me Mr. Glass
>>143971357He's no adin hill neither
>>143971352You can forgive but never forget
>>143971027based eradicate the janny menace and stephen the retard reporter
smackdown toknight
>>143970986> They're betting on Jeff Skinner and Viktor Arvidsson to make up for a bottom 6 that will go weeks at a time without scoring.Bottom six was clicking well in the playoffs. Janmark + Henrique + brown is a great 3rd line. Pod + savoie + Perry will be a good fourth line if they get any runway. Real question is can skinner take a step forward and can they repair their second pairing into something useful
Rampage tonight
Just ban any faggot who posts Nickacado's bare asshole.
>>143971548Unlock it bud
>>143971548its hockey related
>>143971591>guys there's an islanders logo slapped on, its hockey relatedkys
>>143971604sounds like your about to kys be cool anon just hide the post baybee
>>143971604I can tell you’ve never seen the inside of a locker room.Cantskates out
nice
>>143971615What does it smell like
>>143971292Time for the old fart Demko to retire. Tocchet's nose must've grown substantially from all the lying he did during the playoffs about Demko's injury status too.
You still remember that Connor McDavid is the youngest skater on the Edmonton Oilers roster.
>>143971743soon but not yet
>>143971760Bouchard is younger, though he doesn't look it
Mattias GODmark
>>143971760Now post the unedited version
Never SurrenderNever Surrender
>>143970655Retard
why are american goalies so hyped yet so shit? your thatcher demkos, your spencer knights, your jake oettingers, your dustin wolfs, the list goes on.
>>143971865Name me a good Canadian goalie
>>143971889Stanley cup champion adin hill
>>143971865>Dustin Wolf
*achoo!*
>>143971927Sorry I didn't know some of you were allergic to good posters. I'll just take my leave.
There's a recall on Perdue chicken. Be careful bros.
>>143971865Joey Woll clears all those bitches career 960 sv% in the playoffsITSWOLLS WORLD AND WEREJUSTLIVINGINIT
>>143971903Sad
>>143971865Your Connor Hellebuycks
>>143972033Its true the leafs have the best goaltending duo in the league
>>143972077its a trio retard they also have the guy that was gonna surpass Bobrovsky in florida
The Tard Yard
>>143971993Uh sweety I only buy grocery store brand chicken
>>143972110CEC!!!
>>143972110Buildings don't have windows in Calgary?
>>143971425That can be Stephens column in his sports publication job. >The Report of the Retard Stephen I claim 98% in royalties for this IP
>>143972110The coyotes made like ten of these
Why did the Preds management hate Askarov so much? That tattoo on his neck is absolutely retarded, yeah, but is that really enough?
>>143972318Calgarians travel in giant hamster tubes to avoid going outside
>>143972326Drop the The. It's cleaner.
FLAMIAC IN MY SOULSTEPHEN SEETHE OUT OF CONTROL I'M THE GUY THAT LIKES TO POST THE WOLF AWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
For me it's Retard Report
>>143972361Good suggestion. I'll split half of my royalties with you now.
My nigga Craig Button is cooking>https://x.com/slafcocksky/status/1826622749101658226
so golden so golden so goldenyallGOLDEN COBRA
>>143972459Craig Button bought out Martin St. Louis and traded Marc Savard for nothing so maybe Buttons the Clown should take a look in the mirror and shut up
>>143971508KWAB nyla has aids
bro it's half
>>143972523>Button put future Hall of Famer, Martin St. Louis on waivers, who left the team and signed with the Tampa Bay Lightning as a free agent.That bit them in the ass so hard
>>143972077shakira said it besthips dont lie
>>143972632marty st lou literally ripped the hart trophy and stanley cup out of iginla's hands all in the same year kek
>>143972616kek Vince loves blacks too closely
>>143972662>trusting a woman
>>143972744Who else is gonna do the dishes
>>143972388based and redpilled pre-game ritualflamesbros and the flames themselves are based
Based RFK Jr. Report to the circus fatties.
>>143972790dishbot
>>143972790mcdavid said femboys can do the job of every woman and women are now obsolete
>>143972810Damn robosexuals >>143972815Nice try McDiddy
we should be on the same teamif notwere nothing
Who's your favorite NHL player?
If Huberdeau reaches 8 points this season he will have the same number of points in his time as a Flame that he had in his last season in Florida
>>143972809>RFK Jr.this dude is retarded. i wonder if larry david gives cheryl shit for being married to him
>>143970631Two finnish gentlemen having a discussion
Think I got the coof bros
down in a holelosing my souldown in a hole feelin' so smalldown in a hole out of controlI'd like to flyyyyyyyyybut my wings are bent so aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ha ha ha look at this monke
>>143971993Thanks for the warning, fren
>>143972047Jets really crashed in the playoffs
>>143972047>1917ahahahahahahah Seanturds????? where are the laffs oh that's right your superior isn't on the boardbow in reverence you rat cunts
>>143971993That's what you get for eating mass producing poultry slop and not buying local
>>143972984feel better soon
blessed be the god that doesn't set me up on you peasants
>trade ullmark >still haven't signed swayman the pooins deserve to be shit
>>143973102KWAB
>>143973017Is this real?
>>143973102meanwhile Jospeh Woll, Jeremys better I sitting comfortably with a great contract.
>>143973145yes
>>143973102If someone had balls they’d offer sheet him right now
>>143973174sweeney has none. think about how mismanaged the bruins are
stop talking about alice in chains
wonder where noel went today
42 days until hockey returns
>>143973191would?
Oilers making them seethe once again. Keep it coming, I’m gonna bust
sheldon souray was married to kelly kelly
Raffi Torres.I N N O C E N TNNOCENT
You guys ready to talk about my Kraken? Because I can tell you right now these other teams are NOT gonna be ready for them this October! :)
>>143972846sorry goyim all real talent goes to the sunbelt my league my rules
>>143973174offer sheets are retarded in the salary cap era the blose just spent 7 million dollars on 2 benchwarmers from the oilers
>>143973174The Bruins have $8.5M in cap space with no one else to sign.
HERE THEY COME TO SNUFF THE ROOSTER, AW, YEAHYEAH, HERE COME THE ROOSTER, YEAHYOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIENO, NO, NO, YOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIE
>>143973549retards, treliving would capitalize on that type of cap
>>143973552>claps and cheers for your performance
>>143973430Gary would never talk such rot
>>143973574Haven't you listened to him during investor calls?
INTO THE FLOOD AGAINSAME OLD TRIP IT WAS BACK THENSO I MADE A BIG MISTAKE TRY TO SEE IT ONCE MY WAY
>>143973586He's merely putting on a show for more shekels
my sabies
his clubbies
my yeties
I have the same problem with alice in chains that I do with pearl jam. the music is great but what the fuck are you saying
>Gary Puck advances on us steadilysummer's almost over, lads, steel your heart...
god shut the fuck up TBG
I Stay Away is the GOAT
>>143973681I have that problem with Arctic Monkeys
>>143973681My problem with alice in chains and pearl jam is why wouldn't I just listen to something good?
How much would you realistically offer sheet Jeremy Swayman?
Pearl Jam is way better than Alice in Chains, they just get lumped in with that trash since they're from the same area
>>143973757doubt he would sign one
>>143973747https://youtu.be/IjainiB8mk4do the deftones and maynard james keenan count as good?
>>143973778Deftones is certainly good
Primus Sucks
>>143973692He goes by trb now
>>143973757Zero
>>143973778Firmly in the 00s sport/racing video game soundtrack genre
>>143973840No, and you're a poser
>>143973851Even if he would be your teams best goalie?
>>143973854that or Tony Hawk
whos dropping out of the playoffs next season and who takes their places
If I had to pick a player who's become sneaky overrated, it'd be Romanov. Doesn't provide much offensively, extremely turnover prone in transition, and leaky off the rush. TOI, physicality, and a 93.7% save percentage with him on the ice doing a lot of heavy lifting
>>143973890He’s not that good the ruins just had a decent defense/ system
when did the nhl get so n*ggerish?
>>143973936i too can copy Gayfresh posts
>>143973854Based
>>143973920Washington out, Debbies inLA out, Blose in
engvall sisters things are looking up
>>143973920boltZ are dropping out and the ded things are taking their place
>>143970631I finally got myself all of the goalie gear that needed, and am awaiting my training this sunday. It's going to be so exciting!
>>143973828Hey man, all the best but go to hell
>>143973977you mean vegas is going out and utah is going in
>>143973993nice 8)
>>143973999hey, thanks manchecked
>>143974005dream big retard kek
>>143974005It would take a disaster if the Knights missed the playoffs
>>143973866sup trb
>>143973979Pierre Engvall could go into the corner with a dozen eggs in his pants and not break a single one
>>143974005
>>143974018bud supporting the broship you love to see it
>>143974018Knights were pretty shaky last season, they barely made playoffs
>>143974036what kind of reddit speak is this?
>>143973993Good luck and have fun Tord! :) Is this the first time you're playing with your club?
just logged on since the playoffs ended any new /hoc/ memes?
>>143974047They just won't have Stone and Eichel fake injuries this year and make it comfortably
ewww it responded to me
>>143974050Unlock it
>>143974050Just think about it
>>143974082retard
>>143974065Yes
>>143974065tbg turned out to be a pedo
>>143974065Yup
>>143974108another trait he has in common with stephen
>>143974110jen
>>143974063oh yeah, I am still relatively young(20) to start with so I've got plenty of time to improve and get real good!
>>143971373aka, he got to winnipeg and saw that he would be living in winnipeg
Damn I missed out
>>143974146maybe the pwhl is profitable
>>143974167Retard
>>143974177they sold out shirts
>>143974042who do the isles have to be sonic
>>143974200well, I'm convinced that women's ice hockey is now a staple of American Sports, congrats, ladies... take a bow and collect your bouquet and tiara on the way out...
>>143974265Just like my Islanders
>>143974256you know why
>>143974286
>This is a good time to mention that Evgeni Nabokov is the #SJSharks director of goaltending.
>>143974200How many did they have
>>143974287He's right, it's not like the isles are fastNothing says sonic speed like the signature isles chip it hard off the glass and go for a line change strategy
>>143974138You still have a lot of time to improve! Work hard and make friends! ;) I want to get back into playing eventually
>>143974287pops me everytime
>>143974146Me when it's somehow pride night again
>>143974416Provorov was supposed to save us
>>143974419KYS
Huomenta but the opposite
>>143974450
>>143974386Thanks a lot, I will! Just be patient and you yourself will get on ice in no time!maybe I will even give out some updates later on, you never know
After Guy Lafleur turned 28 he only scored 14 more points in the playoffs including a humiliating series against the Oilers where Gretzky outscored him 11 to 1
>>143974471Thanks, I'm rooting for your success
>>143974296Well isn't that something!
>>143974475Guy lafleurs legacy will probably be the 5 stanley cups he won and not that one time he played gretzky and stunk it up
>>143974458Raped
>>143973920lmao such a good image
>>143973392I couldn't possibly agree with you more than I already do. :)
>>143974527WALLED
>>143974477:)CAPTCHA: TAVK
>>143974590Indeed Krakhead, indeed.
>>143974167I wonder how they'll do next year, I'm worried the novelty might wear off. I respect the way they fought to have their league even if it took like 10 years and was mostly the result of cold calling one billionaire
>>143974649I hear he will be making an announcement on April 17 to commemorate the three year anniversary
We don't claim the raped bitch by the way. Don't let it fool you.
>>143974628They can absolutely carve out a niche for themselves. I was skeptical but the interest they garnered proves it's possible. At the very least it is far more watchable than wnba or women's soccer or something (not saying much but still).
>deleted postkwarb
SO I MADE A BIG MISTAKE TRY TO SEE IT ONCE MY WAY
Ready for the season
>>143974628I have no clue. I still don’t think it’ll last 5 years
42 days until the regular season starts**
>>143974957Yikes
>>143974957absolutely disgusting
>>143974957Skittles aren’t good
>>143974957i like these pictures when they have guns
eating some Skittles
>>143974957AI generated image
I feel so alone Gonna end up a big ol pile of them bones
>>143975038t. M&M lover
>>143975038Just like my islanders
$2.50 for a highballAnd a buck and a half for a beerHappy hourHappy hour is here
RIP Igor from St. Petersburg, dead in the meatgrind at the front.
>>143975468Who
Business idea: mpox bubble season in edmonton
>>143975518Retard
Should I go to the home opener
>>143975514The o>>143975518nly russian that has posted here
>>143975581The blues faggot?
>>143975579He's Canadian. He should eat dogs with maple syrup and curry.
>>143974065The Kylington memes were great. Flames fans were melting down for like 2 weeks. One guy got busted for sending him death threats
>>143975613Yes
>>143975579>gnocchi poutineHey how can we make this starchy congealed mass more starchy and congealed. I’m glad this retard never won a cup.
>>143975627Sad
Shoutout to everyone in Seaforth, Ayr, Kincardine, Stratford, Woodstock, Timmins, North Bay, Huntsville, Listowel, Penetanguishene, Tillsonburg, Alliston, Ingersoll and St. Thomas
>>143975620I was so pissed I raged and put 4 new holes in my walls. He was just SO good and not addicted to cocaine at all
Canadians be like shoutout to my niggas in Berryston
Shoutout to all my homies in Balzac
Shoutout to all my brothers in: Silver Springs, Varsity, Tuscany, Scenic Acres, Royal Oak, Rocky Ridge, Bowness, Valley Ridge, Bearspaw, Citadel, Arbor Lake, Hawkwood, Dalhousie, Brentwood, University Heights, Ranchlands, Montgomery, and Edgemont. If you live or have lived in any of these places you are based, blessed and are the main character.
Gonna make a mushroom pie
>>143975707My grade 8 teacher once slipped up and called Ingersoll "Fingerhole" in class one time
>>143975863Where????
Anal is the gayest possible option
>>143975935Don't worry about it my friend if you know you know. GO>blackhawks >bruins >coyotes>warriors >rockies>northstars
>>143975951Bold statement to make while having a bad dragon XXL buttplug up ur shithole, Kevin.
my Kings... they just need a little more time
I I'M DRIVING BLACK ON BLACK
I WANT TO LOVE YOUPYTPRETTY YOUNG THANGYOU NEED SOME LOVINTLCTENDER LOVIN CARE
oh great the NPC is drunk again
Go Flames Go
What is life if not a jokeOne night she went out for smokesAnd they took her apart like a ragdollIn the back of a van
>>143976579Matthew Good was omega based before he went on medication
There's actually a pretty good chance that was McDavid's last opportunity to win a cup because the War that pops off at the end of this year will last over a decade
>>143970655>When Mike Grier is a better GM than Yzerman
>>143976884>because the War that pops off at the end of this yearYeah and my daddy works for Nintendo
>>143976884War on planet retard maybe
Why didn't Demitra's KHL career takeoff properly
Shoutout to everyone in Plattsville, Washington, Beachville, Zorra, Malahide, Delhi, Turkey Point, Dunnville, Jordan Station, Rattlesnake Harbour, and Crystal Beach
When did China joined the KHL league?
>>14397700110 years ago
Getting dangerously close to home
>>143976998How do you say big hoss in Finnish?
>>143976904He kinda crashed.
got my rogue to 100 bros maybe druid or necro next if i am being completely desu
>>143976028all gay teams kwab
>>143976028rip in peace
>>143977515KWAB
apologize
bustland
the penguins need to pack a lizzo sized lunch if they want to get anything done this season
>>143975863Based I lived in Scenic Acres and Arbor Lake
>Hockey is familyCould they be any more cheesy?Anyways, here's every player that's been on the NHL coverNHL Hockey (1991): Glenn HealyNHLPA Hockey '93: Rod Brind'AmourNHL '94: Andy MoogNHL '95: Alexei KovalevNHL '96: Scott StevensNHL '97: John VanbiesbrouckNHL '98: Peter ForsbergNHL '99: Eric LindrosNHL 2000: Chris ProngerNHL 2001: Owen NolanNHL 2002: Mario LemieuxNHL 2003: Jarome IginlaNHL 2004: Dany HeatleyNHL 2005: Markus NäslundNHL 06: Vincent LecavalierNHL 07: Alexander OvechkinNHL 08: Eric StaalNHL 09: Dion PhaneufNHL 10: Patrick KaneNHL 11: Jonathan ToewsNHL 12: Steven StamkosNHL 13: Claude GirouxNHL 14: Martin BrodeurNHL 15: Patrice BergeronNHL 16: Jonathan ToewsNHL 17: Vladimir TarasenkoNHL 18: Connor McDavidNHL 19: P.K. SubbanNHL 20: Auston MatthewsNHL 21: Alexander OvechkinNHL 22: Auston MatthewsNHL 23: Trevor Zegras & Sarah NurseYou would've thought they'd put Crosby on at least one cover.
Didnt ask dont care
>>143978702stop being swedish
>>143978770But you did and you do.>>143978951I will stop being Swedish when you stop being a mutt.
>>143979069oooooo paperboy is sassy today
Good mornin /hoc/,>rags
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>pg 3 on a friday nightdead generaldead sport
>>143980641Weird it's page 1 for me
>>143980674yeah because i bumped it, IDIOT
>>143978702>they never used thiccsby once, but used pooban and darnell shitter's sister of all peopleliterally what is their problem?
>>143978702crosby doesn'teven have any social media accountswouldn't be surprised if he moves into a shack in the middle of nowhere and is never heard of again after his nhl career
wake up
don't ask
finally coof free bros
>>143982358Huomenta
>>143983107Retard
>>143983380rude!
I hope kylington was able to get out of Calgary safely, I heard people were begging him to stay at the airport
>>143980753still page 1 buddy
>>143978702crosby has probably asked to keep his name off of dogshit video game packaging
gonna have some potato salad and pepperoni sticks for lunch
>>143983107based enjoy your healthy weekend! :)
>>143970631>>143970631>>143970631>>143970631>>143970631>>143970631
>>143984130good choices. I'm getting pidser
41 days until hockey returns
>>143981504That's probably what'll happen. He'll find a nice shack in Nova Scotia and become a hermit, only visiting mackinnon
>>143984306
G
>>143978702>NHL '95: Alexei KovalevHis legs only
AITA for cleaning my horses penis in front of my friend?This is a weird one. So I, 23f have a male horse. He is my pride and joy. To understand this, you’ll need to know some basic horse anatomy. Male horses have what’s called a sheath. It’s a double fold of skin that helps protect their penis. Sometimes there’s a build up of dirt or skin cells needs to be cleaned, to do this you need to get your horse to “drop” their penis. A common way to do this is to massage the outside of the sheath.Moving on to where I might be the asshole, I had my friend (23m) come down to the stables with me. I was grooming my horse and noticed some build up on his sheath so I got him to drop it. My friend was watching this and was horrified. I tried explaining it to him but he told me I shouldn’t be “jerking off” my horse in front of him, and that it made him feel super uncomfortable. He is now completely ignoring me and I’m starting to question if what I did was wrong.AITA?Edit: just want to clear a few things up. First of all I did not “jerk off” his dick. I massaged his sheath which is a very different thing. I suggest looking up videos of sheath cleaning if you want to learn more as I’m unsure how to explain it properly.Wild horses are stallions and build up and dirt are rubbed off while mating with mares. My horse is a gelding and has no way of doing it himself.Some outside sources to help explain things I’m struggling with:“Surrounding the urethral process is the urethral fossa, a little cavity where accumulations of secretions called smegma, also known as ‘beans’, are a common occurrence. The prepuce is the covering surrounding the penis when it is retracted. It is composed of a double fold of hairless skin and is designed to protect the penis. The external, hair-covered part of the prepuce is also known as the sheath and is the outermost protective layer. “
>>143978702>>143981504>>143984451>>143983819I'm amazed Ovi made it to the cover twice and Crosby didn't
>>143985210Crosby probably turned them down. It's still weird though
>>143978702I'm amazed the oldest franchise the Canadiens haven't made it to cover once.
>>143983735my bruinsies :(
Girl who doesn't know what hockey is who bought the sarah nurse-trevor zegras game because they look like a cute couple
>>143985210Ovi was on 2k as well no?
>>143985440this is cute but keanu reeves was a house league hero there is no way this nigga was getting drafted to the o show
>>143985508Not memeing he could've been playing in NHL instead of ending up in Hollywood if it weren't for his injuries back in high school.
>>143985608He didn't play AAA. wouldn't have made it
>>143985608Name a bigger downgrade
>>143985440Oh my science is that heckin wholesome Keanu Reeves? *leaks onions milk from nipples*
>At De La Salle College, he was a successful ice hockey goalkeeper. Reeves had aspirations to play for the Canadian Olympic team and was once considered an OHL prospect, but his hockey career ended due to injury.[23] At the age of 15, he decided he wanted to become an actor.[24] After leaving De La Salle College, he attended Avondale Secondary Alternative School, which allowed him to get an education while working as an actor. Reeves dropped out of high school when he was 17.[25] He obtained a green card through his American stepfather and moved to Los Angeles three years later.[14] Reeves holds only Canadian citizenship.[7][8]
>come right on me, I mean camaraderiesabrina carpenter is a slut
Centers better than McBust:MacKinnonMatthew'sDraisaitlBarkovCrosbyPointEichelHughesPettersonMillerBedardStutzleHischier
Any hockey news today
>>143987709Sam Bennett got shrunk by a wizard. He’s only two inch tall now
>>143985870If you played high school hockey, it meant you got cut from a AAA team.
>>143987832Retard
>>143986358sabrina carpenter is an obvious industry plant
About to head out to the German American Fest.>tfw don't have a driver, so I'll be pacing myself
/wright/
Gary just messaged me on Xfire. He told me a Red Wings playoff run is in the works.
>>143988378>it's the biggest white diasporaTIL
>Gary just massaged me
I'm in bed with Gary right now and we're laughing at that guys post.
>(Not including French Canadian)
>>143988310it’s real
>>143988764Unlike Canadian islanders fans and American flames fans
>>143988888
>>143988872>>143988888
College football is on
>>143988957college hockey isn't
>>143988957is it a HUGE day?
>>143989011Not yet
Krappo bros…
>>143989102>dark eyebrows>blonde hairas always
>>143988696In Michigan's Upper Peninsula, there are counties where the majority diaspora is Finnish
>>143989201I am aware of that and also of the cluster in Thunder Bay, Ontario
>>143988332don't care she's perfect from the neck down
> 3 /hoc/ anons Who Will Regress In 2024-25Well?
>>143970655Shartskarov will be exposed in San Jose
>>143989487You'd have to be puff daddy gay to think otherwise
>>143970655Macfarland did with the kylington pickup for a song. It’s strange Calgary let him walk as he was a big part of their future (not my words). Not that he cut off his family and left Calgary, nothing is holding him back
post this Sabrina Carpenter I will decide her fate
>>143989792What was the song
>>143988957Thanks for the update numale(Didn’t ask though)
>>143990036The people of Calgary paid him 2.5 mill to sit on his ass last season so he was willing to take a haircut to get on the crowded aves blue line.
https://youtu.be/KEG7b851Ric?si=zt---PF5pnBsZGkWsilly and cute :)
>>143989487>>143989747She's a failed nosejob, lipfiller, no talent dwarf whore who wears 100kg of makeup. Anyone who's waking up next to her in the morning would have a heart attack.
>>143990707so you're saying I got a chance?
>>143990780You have as good of a chance as a Canadian team has to win the Stanley Cup next season.
>>143990940damn I don't think I have a 100% chance buddy but I give er' as soon as possible.
>>143978702>>143985210Crosby is very superstitious. Probably thinks the EA Games cover curse is real. Doesn't need the money or exposure anyway
>>143989186while it's often the result of a dyed blonde, this phenotype does also occur naturally
>>143990707Just say you're gay bro it's okay
>>143991824Just like our bud
>>143989201Do they have saunas?
>>143991580He’s the same man who refuses to change jockstraps
>>143990707please don't post pictures of people when they were children pedo
>>143992188I wonder if he's gonna take a 870k contract at one point.
>>143985440Keany Reeves had the second worst french accent in all of movie historyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTvN6YNJCQw
>>143992157damn, I'd score in her five-hole
>>143992293He will to join MacKinnon in Colorado
>>143992313Nah, only team he said he'd play if he were to exit the Penguins is the Habs
>>143992301so who's the number 1 Worst French Accent?
>>143992370Justin Timberlake in The Love Guru
>>143992402I haven't seen that and now I'm glad I haven't
>>143992157How do you play hockey with big boobies
>>143992504bodaciously, that's how...
>>143992472It's a so bad it's good kind of movie I like it because it's the closest you can get to watching the leafs win the stanley cupPlus kanye has a cameo
>>143992811I'm gonna save myself an hour and 28 minutes and just read the reviews
>>143972330remember the last one they made a week before they folded, which had the production quality of a freshman graphic design student
>>143992354But he can’t speak French
>>143992923and what's that got to do with it?
>>143989556>foodposter >stephen >prediction wizard
https://x.com/SpitsHockey/status/1826750694550110417
>>143992923Yes he can you retard
Cope Cody finished the story
>>143993072Cody Ceci is a Shark
>>143992855the reviews shit on it
>>143993040Show one example
Tfw all the best teenage prospects have died from the vaccine
*sips* *belch* Yep. Not a fan of the trapezoid. *sips*
>>143993226Sad!
>day old bread
>>143992188fuck that's hot
>>143993118https://youtu.be/z-Fz89yNRC0?si=VJXEjQlmRwxb4Z3k
>>143993344checked. Also I've got an incredible new gimmick for when the season starts. I think it'll really shake things up a bit.
>>143993273I’m a fan of trap machine deadlifting
>>143993378I’m finishing up the final touches on mine
>>143993373So that’s the power of a straight a student
eat cock finnish randy
>>143993456I miss John Forslund desu
>>143993584Finnbro did you take that picture yourself t. Used to sit directly above that in the rafters
>>143993622never set foot in your country
>>143993584/hoc/ doesn’t go to games
Since you asked...
>>143993782I didn’t ask
Hey guys :)Just here to remind you that the Detroit Red Wings are going to win the Stanley Cup this season.
>>143993875Sure they will....
HARD TIMES BREED BETTER MEN
I'm looking at this soilers roster, and unless I'm mistaken, it's complete shit.
>he breeds with men
>>143993975>illiterate subhumangms
>>143993875Thanks for the update.
>>143993957Based
>>143993967I have no clue how they made the finals last season
petting my kitty rn
>>143994023got lucky after dallas went through the best teams in the league
>>143994041Is she purring :3
>>143994045>this cope againno, the piss knights and the georgiev avs aren't the "best teams in the league"
>>143994023Demko injured and cantpucks not ready for primetime. Plus Gary has to push for leaf teams, even if shit.
>>143994086Thatcher demko sucks balls this is an ultra cope
>>143994086Vancouver choked pretty badly
>>143994106>Speaking of sucking balls, you need to get busy here, Samir.
might watch alien toknight. want to watch the good ones again before i go to romulus. been a while.>>143994085>no, the piss knights and the georgiev avs aren't the "best teams in the league"maybe on planet retard 1993
>>143994085Dallas had an insanely hard schedule. They were exhausted by the time they reached the semifinals
>>143994143almost like thats the point of the stanley cup playoffs sunbelt-kun
>>143994143The knights and the aves were dog shit what are you talking about
>>143994051he was but fucker jumped down and went away now
>>143994170>the point of the stanley cupIs to win it>1 9 9 3
>>143994206Sad! I hate it when doggy moves away when I sit next to her
>>143994209Tyfyc
>>143994206Heh butt fucker
>>143993550I don'twhenever I hear him, it's obvious how dull, repetitive, and cliche-ridden he isit's like he speedran Doc Emrick's fate
The Edmonton Oilers reached the Stanley Cup Final by defeating the Los Angeles Kings in 5 games, the Vancouver Canucks in 7 games and the Dallas Stars in 6 games, crowning them the best team in the Campbell Conference.
All I know is the oilers are not getting by the Dallas depths, the deepest team in the league, the run stops here
>>143994237>Thank you for your service, Samir.
>>143993584>20th anniversary logothat picture is almost a decade old
>>143994320>2017 was almost 8 years agothe covid effect is real
>>143994300All they gotta do is play hieskenen 30 minutes a night against the best players in the world. Teams without depth just don’t understand that’s what having depth look like
>>143994188>tf>tpbro they were the back to back cup champs KEK
>>143994482the last team to go back to back was pittsburgh
>>143994482The knights were as successful as the islanders last season. Difference is the islanders didn’t pay multiple first round picks to make it happen. Lou wins again
>>143994515This but unironically
> The Dynasty Continues
>>143993584>this crowd at puck dropGrim, was this a preseason game?
>>143994632that team's window died with Vasilevskiy's hair
>>143994688the team was bad, people didn't show up to games, so the ownership decided to turn things upwhy don't fans of canadian teams follow suit?
>>143994881Because canadian fans follow the team good or bad, so there is incentive to stay competitive for as long as possible, then they get bad draft picks and get stuck In Mediocrity.A aero can fans just turn out when they have a shit team so there is no scrutiny. Fairly obvious.
>>143994345nah finnbro, there's o way I was shitposting about the playoffs 8 years ago your calendar is clearly wrong
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>>143994596turn your monitor on
>>143994881> the team was bad, people didn't show up to gamesSo what changed? They are still shit
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