>Week Zero#10 Florida State v. Georgia Tech (Dublin, Ireland)Southern Methodist v. Nevada (Reno, NV)Hawaii v. Delaware State* (Honolulu, HI)>Week OneColorado v. North Dakota State (Boulder, CO)#14 Clemson v. #1 Georgia (Athens, GA)#8 Penn State v. West Virginia (Morgantown, WV)#7 Notre Dame v. #20 Texas A&M (College Station, TX)#23 Southern Cal v. #13 LSU (Las Vegas, NV)>Week Two#4 Texas v. #9 Michigan (Ann Arbor, MI)Colorado v. Nebraska (Lincoln, NE)South Florida v. Alabama (Tuscaloosa, AL)Arkansas v. #17 Oklahoma State (Stillwater, OK)Baylor v. #12 Utah (Salt Lake City, UT)/cfb/ pick 'em: https://fantasy.espn.com/games/college-football-pickem-2024/group?id=a55c8e21-61f9-42a5-ae49-cb87e3371c2cPassword:PAC12afterdarkprevious: >>143992808
woo pig sooie
>>143994714
>FSU>New MexicoBigger KWAB of the day?
>>143996065>HBCU kinoOk I'll watch.
aww man i wanted to make the thread
>>143996097FSU had more to lose
>>143996097Oh FSU for sure. New Mexico's absolute ceiling is playing in the Idaho Potato Bowl at 6-6, FSU was hoping they'd be in the Playoff
>>143996111i'll let you make the next one anon :)
>>143996104These are not HBCUs
>>143996033they haven't done that since 2021, and it was fucking iowa and shartythey haven't knocked off one of the big 3 in a while now. They didn't even give OSU a challenge last year and that team was fucking struggling with everybody
>>143996139>FAMU and Norfolk StAm I watching a different game?
>>143996104the moon cricket kickoff is on ABC
>Samoan or whatever QBs
>>143996165
>>143996125FAMOUS Idaho Potato Bowl
>>143996186>ugh, lel lel
Yes, but who's going to be representing the historic BAD BOY MOWERS Bowl?
>>143996104>he’s not watching SMU Nevada
>>143996195What does the winning school do with the potatoes? Does the team get a chef to make them luxury baked potatoes with them?
Florida A&M doing their best impression of me in CFB25
>>143996097fsu spent the entire offseason whining about being le persecuted and kirk herbstreit so them obviously
>>143996213i dunno, call Boise State and ask them
post 2023 webms
Primebros we feasting
Penn State natty this year baby
>>143996261okay
>>143996274coach primate
>>143996274>bulljunk status: cut
>>143996261
I'm ready for my ponies to play already
>>143996261me getting dragged
>snow in august Okay
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>143996329worthless escorts
lmfao the SE Missouri QB just got BTFO
>>143996304Let’s goooo!
>>143996343>midwestern midwit has never seen a mountain
underappreciated thing from the fsu/gt game today is that fsu fucking went for 2 on the opening drive like they were about to put up 60 or something
>putting this team in a microwavethat's some sick shit
>>143996370The hilarious thing, is that they would have been down at half if they didn't
>>143996289This is that Jimbo Fisher culture I heard so much about
>>143996378>shrunk and cookedYeah that describes the Nevada football program
>50 and drizzly>talking about the elements affecting the game
>cold>windy>rainy>for an August game
You guys look really stupid reacting to multiple games in one thread.Just letting you know.
nevada is an awful awful teamtop 10 worst in fbs
>>143996292atii
>>143996392That's just how faggies say hello
Fooooombulll
>Rain in the Desert
>>143996401Based /cozy/poster
>>143996370For me it was Mike Norvell running the ball 6 times for 4 yards on his last drive.
Shawn Dollars is a baller name thoughbeit
>>143996097No
>>143996425his spreadsheet said to run it on 2nd and 10, please understand
>>143996412*Howdy
>>143996392Does Texas a&m still have a spot reserved for his championship?
>Some linebacker kid committed to Texas, specifically over A&MIs A&M Even a school worth thinking about
SMWHO?!?
>>143995947>y-you guys just saw the cool North Alabama 2pt conversion, right?this one?
>>143996443they quietly got rid of it during the middle of last season
Shitshow confirmed.
>>143996462Smoosisters…trust the plan…
Nah bench Stone and put in Jennings
>Reno doesn't like horse teams
>>143996460they had that 1 class a few years ago that everyone sperged out about, and then it imploded like 4 weeks into that season
>>143996493Is an horse an athlete?
can they lower the gain on this nigga's mic Jesus Christ
>>143996460>Is A&M Even a school worth thinking aboutit is for the players if they're being offered a full scholarship
>>143996518Andubitably, my good man
>>143996518yes
>>143996097FSU
this north alabama vs se missouri game is hilarious
>>143996527CBS forgot there’s a game on
i really want to pick a&m against ND in the pickem next weekit was literally any other sec team besides vandy I would. But A&M is one of those teams that will just find a way to lose to fucking ND at home
>Southern Methodist Didn’t they drop the religious affiliation
>>143996422Reno is a cold semi-arid climate
>>143996460isn't Texas A&M rich as fuck? they probably will be yes
>>143996562ERA TARGETING
>>143996574i don't think so
>>143996589Texas and Texas A&M are two of the richest athletic programs. There's really 3 that are above the rest financially
>>143996562>>143996598
>>143996574We disaffiliated from the UMC, and I'm glad we did. The UMC are godless heathen wolves wearing christian clothing. They have nothing to do with John Wesley or Methodism. t. SMU alum and Global Methodist as of last fall.
>>143996589they've been #1 in money for a while now and didn't do shit Ohio State actually just barely overtook them, at least for last year.
>>143996641>there’s weenie prots in MY CFB THREAD
meme formation
getting a little chimpy out there
a chimpout is brewing
this is the most racist general on this site
>>143996664You can get vaccinated while watching the game
i feel like the ACC will be bad enough this year that a garbage G5 team will get one of the byesfucking miami is the only hope to prevent that
>>143996637am I just retarded or are some of these actually kinda surprising?>Nebraska that hiigh>Bama down in 10th >FSU less revenue than MSU and UK>Kentucky, Arkansas and South Carolina up there>above the likes of Notre Dame, Oregon, USC and UNC
>>143996347lol i wish i could find a better quality version
>>143996274Who's the Mick?
>>143996758>broken collarboneHeem
>>143996756nebraska being that high isn't surprising they've always been a revenue powerhouse, the reason why they suck is because of where they are located mostly
EMAW /cfb/! This week zero day had been fascinating; game winning FG, overcoming a large point deficit, and now a new P4 team going to a G5 stadium to end the day (in the USA country) would end up on a high note (Hawaii is also there, if you want late night action). Hope you enjoy the last games!
>>143996758>>143996772and the guy that replaced him just got put on his ass trying to throw a defender kek
>>143996756>>143996784also USC, UNC, and ND are private so they don't report numbers
>>143996186>has to watch 5+ years of his son in UFL games
>9 minutes into first game>I'm already furious at these fuck ups
>>143996756-SEC gave teams an 'advance' on media payments, some of the SEC teams are a bit higher than they really should be on this list. -FSU being in the ACC is a disadvantage for them, since they get less conference payout. -Alabama being at 10th really isn't surprising, they're in a poor state that isn't that big and they share it with another major program. -Oregon only makes this list in the years where Phil Knight cuts a check, you can notice massive variation in the amount of donations revenue they get-Notre Dame and USC aren't listed because they're private, this is only public schools. Notre Dame would certainly be on it if we had the numbers, but USC honestly might not be, they really don't have that much money.
>>143996814UNC is public lmao. They don't make a shit ton of money, comparatively, because there's too many programs in North Carolina. If UNC was the only program that mattered in NC, like Ohio State in Ohio, UNC would be making a lot more money.
>>143996761Seamus
>>143996814mb unc is not private, but they are also primarily a basketball school anywaysthey've thrown a little money around to hire hasbeens like Mack Brown and recruit a little but that's it
>>143996847SMU game has a lot more spaghetti then I was expecting
>Dolan Auto Group
is the smu game any good? this fcs game has been entertainingly bad
>>143996784>>143996814yeah I've never looked into revenues, just in my head I would've had them in a similar category as Iowa and Wisconsin, how do they make so much money when they're located in the middle of nowhere? I know they have dedicated fans a lotta other programs also do and aren't making THAT much
>>143996872Did he say:BANGER AFTER BANGER AFTER BANGER
>>143996901SMU's Offense is finding every way possible to fuck themselvesNevada's offense can't really do anythingHigh chance of a fight
>>143996901its ass
>>143996637This is infuriating as a Penn State alum. They are decidedly middle of the pack as far as NIL spending goes
>>143996902nebraska has an extremely loyal fanbase and they were a major cfb power in the 90sthey have more pedigree than iowa or wisconsin. Wisconsin has been struggling to even get students to go to the fucking games in recent years
>>143996902>how do they make so much money when they’re located in the middle of nowhere?The entire state backs them. They have a massive cult of personality that surrounds their programs. Nebraska is the same way
>SMU pulled their QB in game one
>>143996756Alabama and Auburn are probably going to jump within a few yers
This is specifically donations revenue, which should highly correlate with NIL
>>143996664Alabama FEARS the FCS
>>143996958Why do you say that?
>>143996973Gonna be tougher to recruit without Saban, and Auburn will always try to outdo Alabama
>>143996968the texas a&m fighting boosters
>>143996987Oh yeah that's fair, there has been an insane drive for donations at Bama.
>>143996816Why would you swing with the ref RIGHT THERE
Why was SMU -28?
SHART MART UNIVERSITY
Rough day for the ACC
>smpoo
Pony deceased.
>>143997007Because Nevada is flaming dogshit.
>>143996987bama is recruiting great for 2025 they're pretty much even with Ohio State rn, but time will tell if the new guy can keep that up
>>143996955holy shit
yes yes Nevada defense very impressiveHOWEVERNevada offense
>ok here's the gameplan, make every mistake possible t. Rhett Lashlee
>>143997013I didn’t want to believe anons when they said that the ACC would be ass this year…but I’m starting to believe
>SMU boosters agreed to pay $150 million out of their own pockets to get their ponies into the ACC>this is their first game in the new conferenceand this is why the ACC didn't want you bozos
Ponybros...
>>143996968>SMU last year >>143997007Because my team is fucking itself in the ass on live TV.
>>143997048the fact that a bunch of media talking heads were saying "dood why is nobody paying attention to Miami???" was the red flag
>>143996589You’d think so wouldn’t you
>smuyeah, i think im gonna keep watching the fcs game instead...
>>143996968I thought Clempus was poor wtf?
Clempus is unironically gonna rape the ACC this year
How long until Notre Dame is forced to join a conference (The MAC)?
>>143997048Nobody in the conference will be better than maybe #12. Louisville, UNC, Virginia Tech and Pitt are all in down years. NC State, Miami and Georgia Tech will be lower level top 25. FSU and Clemson will underperform.
WOLFPACK
>>143997083>ClempusFunny way of spelling Miami.
>>143996968a&m massively overpaying for a bunch of recruiting service busts is not news just bc NIL became a thing, but it is nice to see it in numbersreally interesting that a few teams that are constantly top 5 in recruiting every year (OSU, bama, LSU, Georgia) tend to be much more conservative with how they throw their NIL deals around
>women's professional soccer wow who FUCKING cares
>>143997088they'll join the Catholic Atlantic Conference of Athletics (CACA) with a bunch of Irish teams
>>143997055>thanks, now I will retire :)
>>143996569This stupid nigga would pick Mississippi State over ND LMAOOOOO
>>143997066Bro wtf is going on?! This is atrociously bad it’s like we slid back a few years in the offseason.
>>143997102>really interesting that a few teams that are constantly top 5 in recruiting every year (OSU, bama, LSU, Georgia) tend to be much more conservative with how they throw their NIL deals aroundbecause if any of those teams come knocking and you pan out as a player, the NFL contract you're gonna land will blow any NIL deal from a shithouse team out of the water
>>143997094>I-i swear this is the year Miami comes back.>Those other 20 years didn't count!
>>143997080Clemson brands itself as a small town rural school, but in reality its located in an exburb of Greenville in the rapidly developing corridor between Atlanta and Charlotte, its students are mostly affluent and its athletic program is heavily backed by businesses in upstate South Carolina
I wish we got the Airplane conference back in the late 1950s that was backed by the US Government. It would've been great knowing that there was a strong chance a major school suffers a team plane crash
>>143997107>he said his half inch clit frothing in rage
>>143997092got mooned during the XP after Montana State's game-winning TD
>>143997088The B1G would coom buckets over ND. Plus Michigan MSU Purdue USC are already in there, + dormant rivalries with PSU and others there too. If they join a conference it’s them and I imagine it happens by 2030
>>143997080Clemson invented the modern booster program with IPTAY
Is Reno a cool city?
>>143997135A movie about a Notre Dame football plane crash wouldn't garner as much sympathy as Marshall
>>143997168its the homosexual capitol of the usa
>>143997168No. It’s a colder, smaller, more depressing Vegas. It’s a truckstop along I80
>>143997168you can gamble then go visit Lake Tahoe
>>143997168is it in one of those gay Nevada counties that randomly outlawed brothels?
>>143997123Believe our own press + Not Respecting our opponent + Rhett thinking it's a good idea to sling the ball the ball 4000 feet in the atmosphere higher then we live in rain + no composure Basically everyone needs to calm down starting with the coach
>>143997133well it is a small town surrounding by cows, but your point stands. a lot of boosters and alumni.
>>143997159i feel like they missed their chance at the B1G at this pointb1g is not losing any sleep right now over the fact that they stole the NBC primetime slot from them
>>143997172It could be Air Force, which would've been hilarious. >USC>UCLA>Washington>Stanford>Cal>Penn State>Notre Dame>Air Force>Army>Nave>Syracuse>Pitt
>>143997202he's always overcomplicating things
>>143997133in 2004 i used to drive 90 minutes to fucke ECU whores and can't imagine its different now
>>143997173>Watson icon
>>143997133Ah, the Stanford
>>143997080>Of that total, more than 60% came from Clemson athletics' fundraising arm, IPTAY, which received a record $135 million in donations in fiscal year 2023. Its previous high was $76.3 million in fiscal year 2021.It was an outlier
>>143997236Greenville South Carolina, not North Carolina
Which soft team is getting buck broken next week? Defined as a ranked team that is favored by double digits yet loses their first game.
>>143997236Wrong Greenville
>>143997252Clemson hasn't dipped below 7th place in booster rankings since 2017
People were saying this SMU team was a dark horse in the ACC
>>143997264Pour one out for this king who got banned by 247.
>>143997133Yeah and Clemson has always had incredibly rabid fans. It's kind of their thing. They pride themselves on spending more money on the school than other alumni
>>143997173>redditors falling over themselves to virtue signal whenever someone says something offensive
>>143997264FSU gonna lose to BC next wekk
>>143997221ND is still gonna get night games with NBC at the same rate they did before, now NBC is just doing more than ND games, afternoon or otherwise. In fact they’re already sharing booths since last year. Their new AD is even a former NBC Sports network exec who many are speculating worked for the gig so he could make the move soon.
>>143997264is penn state heavily favored? Could easily be them
Rashee Rice would have caught that
>>143997264They hated him because he told the truth
>>143997291F
>>143997271>>143997254all greenviles are the same
>>143997264alabama will lose
>>143997291We'll grant him political asylum, just like the Coach Primate redditor
>>143997264Panhandle dudes really get mad easy don’t they
>>143997307they're 8.5 favorites atm
>>143997331>to wkudoubt
>>143997264your closest bets for something like that is oddswise is either WVU over Penn State (8.5) or SDSU over OKST (9.5), everyone else is either in close games oddswise or playing in absolute laughers. Ohio State is 51 point favorites over Akron, for instance.
>>143997285They've also had a bunch of single donations for new athletic complexes (including the only one for women's lacrosse) and rich people love giving away money to put their name on a building
>>143997306B1G gets all night NBC night slots after week 4, it's just how that contract is structuredND used to be able to make every home game primetime if they wanted, and they pretty much did except for very obvious cupcake games. They cannot do that anymore
Finally calming down
>>143997352IMA GRIP
>>143997355that's an easy cover for akron, vegas is retardedthat's not even a knock on Ohio State, that's just a ridiculous spread especially considering Ohio State was very offensively challenged last year
>>143997367The rate of 2:30 games and 7:30 games broadcasted by NBC has not changed other than playing the occasional shitter on Peacock which they do for some B1G games anyway
Anyone ever been to the Minnesota state fair
>>143997367Notre Dame has two primetime games on NBC, both after week 4
>>143997386it's basically counting on Ohio State's 4th stringers being better than Akron's starts they probably are, but 50 points better? probably relying on a couple defensive scores to get away with that one
Touchdown scored! Next stop ACC championship!
who's this random ho she's talking to
oh good the sun showed up
>>143997415Jesus fucking christ please let Pooievile and Georgia Kek be good this schedule is even shittier nowThe one time the “ND DON’T PLAY NOBAWDY PAAAAWWWWWL” meme is real
Chip, Bud, Tom, and Danny about to go live.
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Reffies showed up tonight
>>143997459>wolf howl
>>143997434me
>>14399742750 point spreads are hard to do with the new clock rules, and osu scored more than 40 only twice last yearit's a very easy akron pick. Even if it's an OSU pulls starters by halftime situation they always go turbo turtle mode when they do that under Ryan Day
>local kid>different state
I know it’s too early but FSU is leading the KWABOTY award
>>143997480Which team won the KWABOTY award in 2023?
>>143996071damn that cracker fast
>>143997480>spend 8 months crying about kirk herbstreit >lose to fucking georgia technobody will come close, it does not matter what happens
>>143997497miami, no contest
>>143997480>>143997497FSU will be back to back champs
>>143997497Gotta be TCU>get unprecedentedly BTFO in natty after exposing cheaters in semis>gets memed on by the biggest meme team in the 21st century >go 4-8
excuse me the kicker's name is "Killem"?
>>143997521>under 40 seconds left>don't kneel for literally no reasonthis is the team that all the ESPN retards are saying to watch out for btwthey're totally a natty contender, trust us
What's the FSU-Herstreit drama? I saw pics of posters on gameday
>>143997459>Hells bells starts playing
Yall are gonna look so dumb when FSU wins the ACC and gets an auto bid to the playoff
>>143997597I don't know but I'm guessing it's because Kirk was lobbying for Bama to make the CFP ahead of them last year.
>>143997477at that level in those game the book is trying to dissuade homers from piling on the game. those games are iffy and keeping it 44 or something to lure in homers is more risky than usual. betting 50+ dogs has historically always been a winning thing
>>143997597Kirk works for the mouse so they have to preserve their cash cow, which is the EECThey have a point but their team is a bunch of frauds now so it’s funny
>>143997591everyone laughs at Texas for being declared "back", Miami's been dead for 20 years yet no one will call TOD. they've all just been Weekend at Bernie's-ing them since Ohio State pulled one over them
>>143997597when they got "snubbed" from the CFP last year after their QB died, he went on a rant about how it was the right decisionFSU then went on to lose by 60 to georgiathat's literally it
>>143997597He was the main mouthpiece advocating for why they shouldn't get in the playoff last year even though they were an undefeated conference champ
>>143997626What does EEC mean
>>143997449Any team that plays Notre Dame is bad actually.
>>143997591Cristobal is a shit coach but a great recruiter. Miami might just be able to out-talent everyone in the ACC this year.
There might be some problems with the sims
>>143997626>>143997616>>143997639ah ok i remember this now, thanks
>>143997617i'm betting it will be like 52-7 OSU and some retard will be in /cfb/ crying about itakron is terrible
>>143997643>t.
>>143997650Like he was able to do the last two years?
>>143997672people who gamble deserve every bad thing that happens to them related to it
>>143997597FSU blames an analyst for getting left out of the playoff when in reality if their backup QB was mediocre they would have been in
>>143997683He didn't have this level of talent the first two years. It takes time to build up a program's roster, Anon. Year 3 is often when it pops.
>>143997663that's completely believable thoOklahoma State is the team that lost to fucking central michigan that one year
>>143997717>TWO MORE WEEKS
Football season begins once again. Another year of no gf.
>>143997672yeah the part being left out is Akron will have trouble doing anything on offense and it'll be one of those games where the offense would have been less destructive if they just took three knees and punted every drive
>>143997717Bro he hit the transfer portal hard both years tooThe problem isn't the talent it's himHe squandered talent at Oregon too
>>143997723ok state got blown out by South Alabama 33-7 last year
>>143997757We're like Miami, bro. THIS will be the year we get a gf.
>>143997689yes
LMFAO FSU
>>143997757>no gf when nearly every single American university, outside of tech schools and service academies, is 60/40 female/maleIf you can’t find tail in college, you’re fucked
>>143997764He won the Pac-12 twice at Oregon. He can win the ACC if he has good enough dudes.
>>143997770I had my chance in college. My time came and went.
>>143997757The pain of being a virgin at 29 while seeing everyone talk about having sex in college hurtsAll I did in college was studyIt was no fun and all I got was shitty underpaid jobs
>>143997807How underpaid?
>>143997663True but all of the FCS games I've done have been too close
>>143997849Meant to reply to >>143997723
>>143997849EA fucking sucks
>>143997824By like a third at least given my education level
Where's the gamethread for texas ass to mouth?
>>143997793Doesn't matter>women are Chadsexual and would rather share a Chad with 5 other women than have a non-Chad to herself>if you're getting a useful major your classes turn into sausage fests after you complete gen eds
>>143997757>tfw khhv until 2023>got hot athlete redhead gf for 9 mo before I dumped herConfidence is at an all time high. WAGMI. Can’t recommend training gfs enough even if it’s a fat bitch. Having a non-family normie care about you and call/text/suck you is a new experience, recommend to all the incel homies>I hate women
>>143997849EA's sim and poll logic is completely busted. Bama or Georgia will go 7-5 and lose to Vandy and Mississippi State yet still be in the top 10.
>>143997895They don't play until next week
>>143997925Whats on ABC then?
>didn't get the memo that I was supposed to fuck around in college>spent all 4 years with the same woman who I slowly grew to hate
>>143997899>not joining a club, professional organization, having a job, or joining a frat with opportunities to meet womenShut in detected
>>143997934an HBCU game to meet the quota
>>143997934Florida A&M
>>143996758Aren't these the groids who broke Jayden Daniel's leg? Seems like these rowdy bucks need a breakin.
>>143997937It if makes you feel better, "fucking around" in college is overrated. You wouldn't really feel any better about yourself today just because you fucked a few whores in college.
>>143997937>spent all 4 years with the same woman who I slowly grew to hateI knocked up my college gf and my oldest kid was born 4 days after I graduatedtrue story
>>143997962Oh damn. Well where's the gamethread for that game?
>>143997849i haven't played the new game but that score summary is kind of a carry over from how NCAA 14 worked, at least if you were just watching or using quick simthe moment a team gets down big they just start fucking air raiding for the rest of the game and nothing can stop it
>>143997985we've waiting for you to make it
THIS IS WHY YOU PLAYED IN THE G5 SMPOO
>>143997967yeah. both teams are playing like that in this game
>>143997995I got bored watching the marching band and put ufc back on.
>incel posting in week zero
SMU fucking sucks
>SMU was favored by 39>fspoo was favored by 10
Nevada is one of the worst teams in the MWC-PACIf you struggle against them you are not a serious team
>>143997994Nah there were plenty of blowoutsThe biggest blowout I've gotten so far is 31-10I'm gonna redo a few of these to see if the scores improve
CFB announcers calling it the "two minute timeout" instead of the "two minute warning" is turbocringe
>>143998055There's a 2 minute warning now?
>>143998032did they lose all their offensive players after last season or something?
>>143998055I think they should call it "The Minny" and be obliged to crack open and chug a can of whatever beer is sponsoring the broadcast every time it happens
How the fuck is SMPoo tied with Nevada?
>>143998055>espn calls it a timeout>cbssn calls it a timeout>fs1 calls it the 2 minute warningclearly the NFL has that phrase copyrighted and Fox didn't get the memo. Either way it's cringe as fuck
>>143998055you have to pay Goodell money if you want to call it the two minute warning
>>143998094They seriously copyrighted "2 minute warning"? Greedy fucks
>>143998130it's the NFL, do you really even need to ask that
>>143998130idk but i wouldnt be surprised if athey did
all the northern alabama players are dying on the field
The ACC is such an unserious conference. They should be praying for the day the B1G and EEC partition and annex them.
>>143997937That's your practice wife dawg. Let's you more easily avoid making a terrible horrible mistake as an adult when you know how to spot a nasty b.
>Nevada +39>Up 17-10 at the half
>>143998196just 2 more weeks and florida state will get the B1G invite that they were telling us was a guarantee in october of last yearthe B1G is absolutely SALIVATING to add them
>SMU
>fspoo>smpooJesus Christ, just how awful is the ACC this year?
>>143998055The rulebook shows two minute timeoutI guess it's consistent with the verbiage but it is mega gay
Put the rent money on Delaware State +39, there are no blow outs today
i like how ESPN is now editing the o/u odds on the game pages in real timeI 100% remember looking at the SMU game earlier today and it said SMU -35 or something and now it says -27.5
>>143998259The Two Minute Timeout that fits in Five Minutes of Commercials presented By Geico
>>143998271They have a sportsbook now so it makes sense
>>143998130>>143998094from what I can find the NFL does not have it trademarked and the NCAA just wanted to differentiate themselves for no reason
>>143998293They should have differentiated themselves by not having it
>>143996902In addition to how boomers worship them because of how insanely successful they used to be, there's literally nothing else to do in Nebraska. They're the best sports team not just in their state but in several states in the region too. There are no NFL, NBA, NHL, etc teams in Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota, Wyoming, or Montana, and not even one other Power Four (much less Power Two) school in any of those states. Being in the middle of nowhere gives them a sports monopoly in nowhere.
>>143998285kek
>>143998309pretty muchtheir excuse for adding it was "uhhh because the clock rules change back to the old ones at 2 minutes in quarters 2 and 4, therefore we need a 5 minute commercial break so everyone knows"
>Miami
>>143998285>>143998335College basketball has an Under 6 media timeout They aren't subtle
>>143998432at least with cbb it's literally called the media timeout
>>143998424Delaware State REALLY sucks. Poor as shit and they went 1-10 last year.
>>143998439lmao
>>143998345these projections are so fucking stupid
>>143998091Preston Stone turned into Pooston Blown
>>143998439This is probably one of the only actually obvious targeting calls I have seen in recent years. Let me guess, they didn't call it?
lol north alabama
>>143998345>>143998457i like how they keep seeding Ohio State/Oregon 1/5 when in that scenario, they HAVE to play each other twice bc of how the B1G is b1g is not shoving Michigan and penn state in either, it will be one of those not both
>>143998345>only 4 EEC teamsNot realistic
>>143998469nah, he got ejected for it lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Jwb9A7DdI
>>143998345App ole Utah Miami should not be there because bad
>>143998484>>143998457Anons, I hope you understand: these picks only exist to fill time so cable networks don't drop ESPN for being 50% paid programming
Preston Stone will win the Heisman! Believe it!
>>143998345>app statethat has to be a meme surely
SEMO is a really bad colloquial name for a school
>>143998548thats the g5 slot so it doesnt seem that far-fetched
SEMO back up QB is dabbing on northern alabama
Why isn't it holding if you fall for a trick play and tackle a guy who isn't really the ball carrier?
>>143998571they aren't expected to be in contention for that slot at allit's gonna be [insert team] from american conference
>>143998519>named malcom X>head hunted by other brothersPottery.
2 hours until hawaii kino
>>143998604They're the betting favorites to win the Fun Belt so they could be in the mix for the G5 playoff bid.
What the fuck north alabama
is the Nevada QB the former Colorado QB?
>>143998645Yes
>>143998345The only reason they make these is so retards like you click on it
how the fuck do you get benched during the first game of the season?
>SMUBunch of soft N I G G E R S on this team.
lmfao north alabama
You heard it here first: the Chickenhawks will fall to 4-8 this year.
>the state of Southern Methodist
>>143998766COWARD
i'm glad dj ungaunga didn't have a terrible game and wasn't really the reason they lost, bc now he is guaranteed to be the starter until like week 6FSU is now stuck in the clempus paradox, and they brought it on themselves by fucking pursuing him in the transfer portal
my reffies starting to feel themselves a bitgetting in they groove
>>143998825we're just getting started
anyone else getting a weird persistent fart noise from the SMU broadcast
>>143998825Just showing off at this point
>>43997642>spitting on an opponent
SPIT ON THAT THANG
>three flags come flying into frame simultaneouslymy fuckin reffies :)
>nigging so hard you can't keep your bodily fluids off your opponent maybe they'll fit in in the ACC after all
>*hawk tuah*
that's nasty
you won't do shit
>getting ejected for spitting on a guy and then chimping out on your coachAfrican moment
my packies ;)
What possible benefit is there in allowing ejected players to stay on the sideline and mald?
>>143998766ATII
the absolute state of north alabama
>>143998968Comedy
>hawk tuahs on your season
>>143998766Post it on your main account, coward
>>143998929florida did it last year
>>143998825then why don't I see them on any playoff prediction bracket?
>SMU losing as a 39 point favorite
>>143998766Yyyyeah, probably good you’re using a throwaway for this one
>spittingIt jus dey culcha
I waited tables for SMU players and assistant coaches.They tipped like shit.
>FSPoo>SMPoo
why can't the huuuuuuublacks restrain themselves from spitting on each other
SMUbros how can we deal with this...
>>143999072No need to get racist
MY REFFIES
>>143999072Maybe you didn't fill out that Hooters uniform
Time for another death penalty for SMU
>crustangs>shitstangs>poonies
Thought SMU was supposed to be good. Fucking dog fight with Nevada?
>ugh, lel lel
bro why is SMU asscheeks this gameThey were decent last year and added players from the portal
wtf smu
NAVADA GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS
>first game in a P4 conference, with your paypiggy boosters paying your way >lose at a five-touchdown favorite
>>143999128>players from the portalThere’s your answer. Bag-chasing short-term-mindset mercs aren’t good for team culture
>g5 teams absolutely deserve a playoff autobid, just watch SMU they are one of the contenders for that spot
Stretching the lead and SMUs asshole.
>>143999128Don't got that dawg in them
Nevada could destroy the SEC and Big 10.
MAKE IT STOP
SMU was a fucking 4 TD favorite in this game depending on the book.
>>143999150as* a five-touchdown favorite
>>143999151Tard post by someone who thinks clemson been stacking natties
Reminder: this was supposed to be SMU @ Vanderbilt but Vandy was scared of this
this is just week 0kino season already
>>143999177>if you don’t think the portal is a viable way to build a whole team you must think every team that’s not active in the portal is successful Take whatever entry-level logic course your community college offers before posting again
>>143999128
cbs cameraman has parkinsons
Nevadas mascot is just a furry suit?
>>143999226Lol it's not even week 1 and we are BACK. Hawaii still 90 mins away
>>143999153wait>SMU is in the fucking ACC nowI hate this sport so much
>>143999256>week 0>meme of the season already found
SMU IMPLODING
Please kill me t. >>143996304
Bunch of soft niggers on this team
Vegas has got to be fucking loving this game
>yellow line a full yard off the chainsCome on, CBS
>>143999128BOSNOTT
>>143999256>>143999313post on your main!
Cfb is backI missed you niggers <3
>>143999313Coward.
Give SMU another death penalty if they lose this game
>>143999313wow racist much
Is this the worst week 0 of all time for overhyped programs?
you have to leave
>>143999128Spent all offseason huffing their own farts for joining a power conference.
>>143999266Yeah
>>143996071>week 0>Free Shoes’ “revenge tour” already dead, SMPoo already unmasked as fraudsYeah, I’m comfy
>enshorting the game>enshorting
>smu spends $150 million shilling to get into a """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""power 5"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" conference>loses to nevada
My reffies are unstoppable
lmao what was that play
Reffies are merciless. Let them boys be!
>>143999478never
ACC? More like ACK!
>>143996071Did FSU throw its game to hasten the downfall of the ACC?
N I G G E R S
Ga Tech is a ACC conference title contender?SMU might be the WORST power 4 team?
>join P5>immediately lose to one of the worst G5 teams>SMPoo
Why is smu playing so slow?
>COLLEGE KICKERS
>College kickers
>>143996071>collegiate placekickers
>college kickers
An Auburn kicker would NEVER
smu faggots thought they could pay their way to the top again
>AND HE HOOKED ITThe /cfb/ monomyth
Nevada is about to put the game out of reach
lol smu
SMU don't look like they're even trying anymore. Nevada picking up 8 yards a carry.
Bunch of soft K I C K E R S on this team
imagine being one of those faggot boosters being out a few million dollars with this to show for it
>join ACC>proceed to lose to the worst team in the Mountain WestHumiliation ritual
>I don't agree with a trick play that workedShut the fuck up retard
Bunch of soft S P I T T E R S on this team
>>143999718lmao
>>143999714Go easy on him anon, it's not like CBS Sports Network is going to get the brightest colored commentators
>Shmooo
>the acc desperately added this team to act like they were still a real conference amid all the bullshit>they also added fucking cal and stanfordThe big 12 won by being ahead of the curve. It’s obviously the B1G/SEC show now but the big 12 at least stole all of the good meme teams
So why did the ACC let these shitheads join? Did they just want the bag? No wonder Clempus and FSU are suing to get out.
>>143999743>colored commentators
>>143999703What was for Miami, VT and BC?
>>143999441:flushed:
>play the commercial transition musicHOLD UP, NOT SO FAST
Reffies on point tonight
This negro announcer has no idea what the rules are yet confidently acts like he does.
>>143996071Who is this stupid nog commentator who doesn’t know the rules
Elite punter
>SMPOO
>benuldy on a punt>punter kicks a better one one the second tryThat’s always a chad moment when that happens
Leg dragon
>>143999894i think its robert turbin?
DRAGON
>>143999441>>143999266You just know
>>144000000checked lmao
>>144000000Wasted
This dude is 100% faking an injury to slow the offense
>>143999999
>>143998345How'd you screenshot a YouTube TV screen?
>>144000000fuck off area 51 glowdigger
>>144000000
>S O F T>N I G G E R S
>>144000074Post this on your main coward
>>144000000kek
>>144000074C O W A R D
>Southern Methodists
>>144000074And you wonder why you'll never find love and die alone
>2nd and 1>throw it down fieldFire Shit Lashlee
>>144000074NOOOOO NOT A HECKIN RACISM REDDIT MODS GET HIM
I just crunched the numbers, and my research shows SMU is losing because they have too many soft n i g g e r s.
>>144000074AND THERE IT IS
Oh I'm sorry, did SMU already lose? Is the game over? That's what I thought. Maybe shut the fuck up about things you know nothing about. In a couple months my stangs won't even remember this gritty win while Nevada is back in the dumpster wondering what almost was.
>>143996071>week 0>racemixing commercials alreadyAhhh I missed football
hoping for some kino OT slop in this game
methodists deserve this
HOLD IT
>>144000064gimme a right bonza puntilly-doo, cunt
are the Nevada fans going to storm the field if they win?
bake new thread pls
>>144000226i got it
SMUbros we might be able to do it
>>143996111time to bake the new thread anon
>>144000252I don't care if we do at this point, I'm embarrassed
>>143996071>>143996071>>143996071new
>>144000283
>>144000283die
lmao wtf nevada
wait am I retarded or is fair catching in the endzone totally useless and thus HE'S retarded
>Nevada in charge of fair catches
>try to bake>wait 300s Fuck you gookmoot
Kek nice fair catch retard
Choking
dont bail smu out, nevada
Fucking Nevada shitting the bed
>safetybrooooo
NEW >>144000348NEW >>144000348NEW >>144000348
damn
>pinned at your 1 >shotgun snapyou fucking deserve that
Please allow a safety
it was 24-13
>>144000375already happened
>>144000000mhmm
