Upcoming Fixtures for Match Day #3Saturday, 31st August - 12:30 (BST)> Arsenal vs. BrightonSaturday, 31st August - 15:00 (BST)> Nottm Forest vs. Wolves> Leicester City vs. Aston Villa> Ipswich Town vs. Fulham> Brentford vs. Southampton> Everton vs. BournemouthSaturday, 31st August - 17:30 (BST)> West Ham vs. Man CitySunday, 1st September - 13:30 (BST)> Chelsea vs. Crystal Palace > Newcastle vs. TottenhamSunday, 1st September - 16:00 (BST)> Man United vs. Liverpool
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAYUNITED vs. LIVERPOOLBATTLE OF THE BALDSBREAKING BAD CLASSICO
>>144035913>in this moment, i admire him. he has a fantastic bald head, but eras come to an end.
Oasis are doing a UK tour next year and the venue they chose for Manchester ISN'T the Eithad lmao
TRANSFER NEWS>Manuel Ugarte to Man United £42.2M fixed fee, this is down from the original £51M asking fee. INEOS is cooking
This should be their lineup on Sunday
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>>144035991God that team is fucking shit
>>144036018Seethe and dilate.
>>144035991>3 years and half a billion for thislmao
>>144035991>some people on redcafe already want Amad to be benched alreadyFor fucking who??? Imagine shitting on the only dude who scored the only goal against Brighton because 'uhhh he wasn't that good in the first half' when everyone else equally shat the bed.
>>144035991Gonna be so funny when this "shit" team beats Reddit's favourite club Liverpool on Sunday
>>144036046Amad was MOTM in the last game
>>144036040It's fucking pathetic. A team of full of rejects, crocks and frauds. 7th place beckons but I suppose that's a step up.
why no eplel this midweek?
>>144036078Yeah and he did well when he was still grieving after the loss of his brother and sister's mum (not his biological mother, his father remarried to this woman and she gave birth to his younger siblings)
>>144036085They're gonna get top 4
>Eddie Nketiah to Crystal Palace, here we go! Deal in place between clubs for £25m fixed fee plus £5m add-ons.Arse selling their only backup striker since Jesus is permacrocked, or Palace spent that big for a championship-tier player. Which one is more stupid?
>>144035978This lad is gonna get so many yellow cards in England. He's too strong for the pussy refs.
>>144035991>one solitary Englishman lmao Mercenaries United Football Club
>>144036113
https://x.com/abzMCFC___/status/1828195544176480368?t=t4wk1BBJ8Yx4II6XQnogpg&s=19Palmer's mind is something else huh?
>>14403612130m for Nketiah is unturndownable
>>144036090Mickey Mouse cup begins for PL teams not in europe
>>144036138The AM and PM one is insane, I think even Grealish knows those
>Green light also on documents for Romelu Lukaku’s move to Napoli!>He’s been authorized to travel for medical tests and contract signing.>€30m permanent deal plus add-ons, deal until June 2027. Never in doubt.Napoli went from poverty gimmick to potentially getting both Mctom, Lukaku and maybe Gilmour in just a couple of days while haven't sold anyone big. They even have spent 75m for Neres, Buongiorno and Rafa Marin btw.
The silver lining is >we'll get a new manager next season with a new winger and maybe new LB (and GK) if this season turns out to be a bust
>>144036180Also what has gone under people's radar, if Mctom and Hannibal succesfully get sold then they'll about to get close to earn 95m pounds from players' sales. The only seasons where they could get more money from selling their players were 15/16 (most of the money came from selling Di Maria to PSG) and 09/10 (you know why).Props for INEOS they're delivering really well.
>>144036121Jesus being unavailable and Nketiah being available may as well mean the same thing tbqhwy. Yeah, I know he scored a hat trick against Sheffield United and scored a couple of important goals in the season before that but I still think this was ridiculously good for Arsenal.
>>144036180The tweet makes perfect sense. Money spent should correlate to success. Why has it taken United so long to figure this out?
https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1828406299060559901?t=R86-W9q0m-eqIGSIqbt3OA&s=19>BREAKING: Chelsea have made a move to sign Ivan Toney from Brentford!
>>144036285christ I don't even see him fitting in there
>Anthony Taylor (Manchester) refereeing Manchester United vs Liverpool againWhy?
>>144036285Well it has only been three days since they last signed a forward.
>>144036285Saw on twitter Chelsea have signed 35 players under T-Boehlz, Klopp signed 34 in his entire Liverpool career.
Chiesa
>>144036317Not surprising since no one wants to go to liverpool. even the georgian dude has asked for a year to mentally prepare himself.
>>144036285Surprisingly not a bad deal, rather have that than jackson starting week in week out
>>144036359Nobody wants to go to your smelly stinkhole of a country, Indian
>>144036359Scousers got done in with this one
>>144036367Same. I plan to move to your place by next year. Wish me luck future countryman!
>BREAKING: Wojciech Szczesny retires from professional football.Damn
>>144036372Sorry we don't need any more curry nonces opening corner shops thank you
>>144036399>he left arsenal 9 years agowtf
>>144036399Man I remember when he was on loan at Brentford giving an interview to Sky on how to pronounce his name
>>144036180how is it "sensational"? there's two more of ten hag's old friends who bayern clearly don't think are good enough at the top level, an overpriced crocked centreback prospect who they surely didn't buy to go straight into the starting 11 and two unproven 23 year olds who need to hit the ground running and transform them. are united fans really getting hyped about zirkzee because he miskicked and scuffed a goal on his debut? been literally invisible other than that
>muh tories 'ating refugee loving scouser forced into racism because an indian talked shit about liverpoolhilarious
>>144036418Big Z made United's attacking looked stronger in 2nd half against Brighton, the sooner he can start games the better because Bruno will be back playing AM again.
the only people excited about oasis getting back together are people who were about 6 years old when they broke up in 2009
https://x.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1828414166429843653?t=D2EIjYfrYs01wZ67OgPptA&s=19No way Sesny named his kids Liam and Noelia
https://twitter.com/lichandrooooo/status/1828054669031039359Dermot Gallagher defending the David Coote chicken-out on Joseph Linton, pathetic
>>144036180>Lenny Yoro is a teenage centre back - United should be winning the league now lmao what the fuck is wrong with them
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13784165/phil-jones-death-florida.html Phil Jones is dead
>>144036473>it's real R.I.P.
>>144036469Linton only got away with it because he's English. If he was Johnny Foreigner he'd get a 10 game ban.
That's now 3 keepers better than what Man U and Chelsea have
>>144036526Two No recall option
>>144036469It's literally a red card in rugby lol
>>144036138cinema
>>144036359Modern players are too robotic, back then up until the early mid 2000s or so Liverpool was a top destination for players because the nightlife there is probably the best in England, Andy van der Meyde said that Liverpool's nightlife would easily ruin a player's career if they're not careful
>>144036564The average prem wage in 2000 was 409k a year. Of course players take their careers more seriously now.
Mad how Chelsea can sign so many players and media says 'it fits their wage structure'. Meanwhile Liverpool have to Lian their signing back to avoid punishment. Arsenal quibbled over £7m re Merino and have to confirm Nketiah out the door before confirming. United had £40m just given to them by FA to avoid point deductions. Yet here we are watching Chelsea sign another keeper and Toney. Should look at who trained their lawyers and accountants because this is brilliant financial skill AND success on the pitch now.
>>144036317Chelsea just beat 6-2 to Wolves away, he knows what he's doing.
>>144036609Liverpool's issue isn't FFP, they have a lot of leg room on that front. It's FSG not wanting to spend money
>>144036609Its a little known fact that black players don't count towards FFP
>sign nobody until a few days before the deadline>end up having the best window
>>144036670That's everyone fucked then
Why the fuck did it have to be liverpool of all clubs that signs mamardashvili
>>144036609as per transfermarkt, this transfer windowliverpool - 7 departures - 47mil euro incomearsenal - 9 departures - 31.8m incomeunited - 11 departures - 66.1m incomechelsea - 16 departures - 145mil incomeand thats not including lukaku, which is apparently done at 30mil (+ the wages of course). and theres like 10 more rejects ready to to get kicked out
>>144036764Mamadashvili will surpass Alisson soon, not so difficult btw
>>144036764ABLs never win
>>144036824Maybe but unless Allison leaves or drastically falls off (which is unlikely), he will always be considered number two because of favoritism.I think it is stupid transfer for him to agree to, he could walk in any pl team today bar liverpool and city (because pep likes his autistic sweeper keepers)
>>144036609utd have made 90mil in sales, a few of them being homegrown.
>>144036548Lucky this is football then you inbred manc mong
>>144036969If you said this in front of me, I'd cave your skull in with one swing of my right fist. And apparently I'd only get a yellow for it.
>>144035913>The Baldladsico
>>144036833nobody mentioned Leicester
>>144036607409k a year today is like top 0.1% of British incomes
>>144036988Try it you fucking pencil neck I'll punch your fucking lips off
>>144037043Yes anonYesWe knowThey make MORE now thoughever, and so take their careers MORE seriously
>>144037057And you'd only get a yellow for it.
>>144037067Rightly so
>>144037060>people are more professional because they make more money I'm not sure if I follow, I don't necessarily think a footballer making 20m a year is more professional than one making 4m a year, these things must plateau out at some point. Smoking drinking fast food will always crush these guys on the pitch the physical levels are so high now
>>144036640Yeah, no. I mean just do what United did and claim x20 (TWENTY TIMES) the amount of losses as other clubs did. FA will just give in. Pussy bitches lmao.
Liverpool customers want you to believe that a 3rd choice goalkeeper and a crippled winger is a good transfer window The sink lower every day...
I thought we outlawed slavery
>Jadon Sancho likely to exit Man Utd before deadline. #MUFC in talks with Juventus & Chelsea for permanent/loan. #CFC would probably need player to move other way; Raheem Sterling most feasible but a lot must happen for that to materialisehttps://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1828440586002567318
>>144037258Please please please let him go to ChelseaEvery possible outcome for that would be funny
>>144037258>Raheem Sterling most feasible but a lot must happen for that to materialiseNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144035892What's the deal with him Spurs fans? He can't generate his chances, struggles to beat players 1v1, and can only assist when he’s got that near-post run from Richy otherwise the crosses are not adequate. He’s 23 and a fully established PL player and international but people treat him like he’s an 18-year-old signed from League one
>>144037258thats a good manure united, let us dump another piece of shit with you
>>144037258todd actually thinks this is genius because he'll get a younger player to sell on but has he not seen how long man utd have been trying to get rid without any success
>>144037521yes, YES, please take our player on a 5 year deal thats on 300k+ per week. We would only take sterling if he massively reduces his wages, and on a short deal.
>>144036317why does everyone think boehly is running everything when its clearlake, honestly kinda funny everyone will call us a mess and have no idea what they're talking about
>>144037548He's fun to laugh at
>Bijlow NOT going to Southampton
>>144037546manure fans gonna take sterling on 350k a week and give us 10m to take sancho and he'll end up being good again and manure are a joke
>>144037598Yeah, everything you just said won't happen.
>>144037588SNUBhampton
>>144036056lol dream dream dream, shackles are off, Liverpool aren't playing cross from the wing into a full team defending ball now, players are allowed to be creative again, you're going to get fucking battered.>>144036359Do you guys need a year to mentally preper yourself for homes with toilets in them? Must be weird having a shrine in your house that you have to shit in,.. oh fuck I think I just solved India's biggest problem, brb AI needed.BEHOLD! THE ANSWER TO THE INDIA STREET SHITTING QUESTION THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDED!!
>>144037794Prepare**Got so eager to make this post that I street shat the spelling
Damn Rayo is cooking this season, not sure how they will play when half of their squad will be drinking at Shoko Madrid the night before the games, missing Grealish now
The latest players joining Free Agent FC have been announced
>>144037906Cunt.
>>144037927oh yeah the jobless cunts now have some association to get noticed by clubs to sign them
>>144037927>Jamal Blackman>is blackwho the fuck writes this shit?
>>144037258if Sterling is willing to half his wages then I wouldn't mind
Imagine Chelsea's frontline being Osimhen and Toney. When Mudryk is trained to better his decision making, they're going to whip in so many crosses along with Palmer and Neto that they'll bang in 20+ goals with their head each.
>>144037927>ynr dwight GayleI know he's a championship flat track bully but crystanbul should be enough to cement his status as a PL legend
>>144037794Thankfully I'm not a dirty hindu so the first thing I was taught was hygiene. Don't even pee standing up like you hobos because of splashes and getting the last piss deop in my underwear.In general though India is shit, that's why I'm moving to your place. Be ready scouser >:)
>>144038079Liverpool is a friendly place to live. You'll like it there
>>144038079Jokes on you, I always sit when I pee, apparently its bitch mode, no, I'm just not an americuck with a butchered cock, foreskin makes piss go everywhere, much cleaner this way.
>>144038105Not him but LMFAO@ trying to justify sitting when you peeShow me those titties baby
Hi, scouser here! Just taking a quick break from shagging my sister to type this message. Thinking of going bin dipping with me ma before going for cheeky rat supper (dole came in so feel like splashing out). Anyway, see you later la!P.s. don't forget the 97 million
>>144037258thank you for remembering me in this very crucial time
>>144035892Big fan of your threads, Coomer-san!
>Wolverhampton Wanderers' move for Arsenal goalkeeper Aaron Ramsdale is off.>The deal for the 26-year-old has proved too expensive for the West Midlands club and is considered over, BBC Sport understands.
>Justin Bijlow has failed his Southampton medical and will stay at Feyenoorddamn I wonder why
>>144038105I sit at home
>>144038311How could this happen...
Mikel Merino to Arsenal is like Fabinho to Liverpool a while ago. Just the perfect signing who is going to make the whole midfield click
>>144038292Thought that was old news and he was off to Ajax?
>>144038178you scousers are such subhuman scum, kek!
BREAKINGBLACK COCK TO WHITE PUSSYHERE. WE. GO.
>>144038338https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cje2ze1qgjpothe article came an hour agoalso for Ajax, i think it's even more impossible, they can't even spend a measly 5m to get aging Eriksen let alone 20m ish something for Ramsdale.
>>144038357Have personal terms been agreed?
OnanaMaz DeLigt Martinez DalotMainoo UgarteAmad Fernandes GarnachoHojlundpretty good, Man Utd will remain shit though
>>144038335I was reading an article on how Arteta is 'building a team of giants' because Merino is 6ft+. They said Saka, Martinelli and I think Odegaard would be the only three players in the team under 6ft. I thought this was an odd article because their average height is around 6ft (assuming 182cm) anyway and that puts them as the 4th shortest team. Signing Merino doesn't increase this much (if at all?). Everton, is the tallest, at 186cm or so average. The article then kinda defeats its entire point by pointing out that the average footballer is growing taller now anyway because of how society in general is getting taller... So they're basically only 'average' height in reality. I am not entirely sure what advantage is of having taller players because it doesn't seem to improve set piece goal rates. However the article did say it's more just that teams have realised you gotta have a 'core' of tall players SOMEWHERE in the team because without it you will get punished. Which is why City have 6-7 key tall players.
>Ugarte has 4 years left on his deal>Paris still choose to let him go for only 40mHe's shit, isn't he? The South American Scott Parker
>>144038382I think Saints were also linked. Also pretty sure it'd be a loan + buy anyway.
Weird this keeps happening, completely random
>>144038419Hojllingz is injured so Zirkzee for a month or 2
>>144038433tbf City already wrecked the league when their front three consisted of manlets like Sterling, Aguero, Gab Jesus, Foden. their taller forward was Sane and he was exactly 6ft. Even their midfielders were like Fernandinho, David Silva, Bernardo Silva were short as well. Only their CBs and GK that you can say tall.
>>144038482What is this cope. Antony Taylor is a Man City fan.
>>144038496FUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>144038506funny you usually claim he's an Altrincham fan
>>144038506There's plenty of referees not from Manchester or Liverpool, why not choose one of them?
>>144038575at least 50% of Liverpool games are either reffed or VARd by Manc refs
>>144038506and he refereed chelsea v city lol
>Man Utd hold talks with Chelsea over Sterling dealJesus fucking christ, why? Rashford already fills our quota of overrated players past their best.
Man UTD NET SpendIncoming >Yoro£52M>De Ligt£38M>Mazraoui £12M>Ugarte£42.2M>Zirkzee£36.5MTotal: £180.7MOutgoing>McTominay £25M>Wan-Bissaka£15M>Greenwood£23.3M>Fernandez£5.1M>Fish£1M>Kambwala£9.7M>McNeill £750K>Oyedele£8.4M>Pellistri£5.1M>Shoretire £500K>Van de Beek£423KTotal: £94.27MNET SPEND: >£86,430,000
>Net Spend>LaughingBradleyWalsh.jpg>MoNetSpendGod.jpg
>Turkish side Eyüpspor have signed Jonjo Shelvey on a 1+1 year contract>>144038750where is Mejbri?
>>144038765I forgot about him UPDATE NET SPEND >£82.13MINEOS has actually done insane business
I mean it's easy to spend lots of money when the FA gave you £40m for 'COVID losses' despite the reasons why United need 20 times more 'leeway' was exactly the same reasons other clubs filed for.
>>144038575there actually isn’t lol
>>144038799The mad thing is that it could go down into 40s if they get rid of Sancho
Leeds really sold their best academy player since the dawn of the mankind only to be given an IDF soldier :skull: :skull:
>>144038904whats wrong with being an idf soldier
>>144038825Just be a big club lmaoooSmall time nigga
>>144038433This is a notably tall Arsenal team. The tallest since the Invincibles. Gabriel, Saliba, White, Rice, Merino, Havertz, Tomiyasu, Kiwior, Calafiori, Partey all clearly over 6ft. Thats like 10 out of 15.
>>144038968Spurs lost
s'alrightnot sure why the nike tick is facing sideways
>>144039076They have 12 over 182cm (6ft). 9 under 182cm (and I'm only including ones who are staying, if I include ones leaving then it's 11). So not particularly.
>>144038825Yep, just ignore the fact that because manure are listed in NY they had to disclose more information than other clubs, many of whom have COVID claims but not shown in accounts
>>144039105spurs won and so is the idf.
>>144039219So basically United is worth more to the league than everyone else
>>144039120You missed the part where i said Arsenal. The Fabregas, Ozil squads were not as tall as this one
>>144035892Who is this? She's got af.
Day 29831 of waiting for the Sheff United takeover to complete
Arsenal are signing players based on how much they want to suck their cock... Truly a London club
>>144037927>you now realise Carl Jenkinson is 32Also "Toddy" Kane? Why is he calling himself that now?
>>144039303Emily Black. She has some tattoos which males my dick soft :(
>>144038765Joins the most Yorkshire team in Turkey from one sponsored by a tea company
>>144037672He failed the medical test m8. Here he usually plays 20 games a season and misses the rest due to injuries.
Anyone watching EFL later?
>>144039461based shinzon
>>144039219Arsenal claimed £2m in losses. United claimed £40m. The reasons for United's losses were the same as Arsenal's (bar the 'we got a sponsor who went bankrupt') but that still isn't enough to justify £40m vs £2m. Forest only got £2m as well. So no, United aren't able to claim 20 times as many losses.
>>144036469Seen players doing this loads, really don't understand what the fuss is.
>>144039589Show me examples of players throwing their arms around other players' necks and not getting sent off for doing it.
>>144039461Liverpool, Newcastle and England midfielder. Professional athlete. Literally built like a stickman. Grim
>>144039558Might watch Birmingham vs Fulham
>>144039637>>>/lgbt/
>>144038968wouldn't want a terrorist on my team personally
>>144039624It happens literally every time players pack the six yard box for set pieces, Kane for instance does it all the time. Same with shirt pulling that seems to be an offence or not depending on the weather.
>Man City have confirmed Joao Cancelo has joined Saudi Pro League club Al Hilal. The fee is in excess of £21m.Cheeky Wirtz or Musiala bid coming soon.
Kane was the one who got a yellow here btw lol
>Barcelona have finally registered forward Dani Olmo, leaving the Spaniard free to make his debut against Rayo Vallecano on Tuesday.Barcabros... we're BACK.
>>144039647Its not about his appearance or looking hot etc.He looks weak, not strong enough to be a top level athlete. Total lack of muscularity.
>>144039689sad, he could do more than a job at any club in the top 5 leagues.in a years time hes gonna be begging everton to take him on 20k a week in the championship
>>144039671I don't recall seeing any clotheslining people.
>>144039687why is there porn on tele?
>>144039729He's only on £250k per week in Saudi Arabia. In FM they'd offer £500k easily.
can we stop posting manure twitter accounts please
>>144039687We know Arsewog
wondering how many tea ladies got the sack after that pasting on saturday
>"North London Forever"
>>144038433>I am not entirely sure what advantage is of having taller players because it doesn't seem to improve set piece goal ratesengmutts are retarded trogs who think if a player looks big and has a gay beard he must be top quality. i've said it before, if del piero had been born in england he wouldn't have got a look in for yeovil town because he was too short.
>i've said it beforethen you're consistently retarded. del piero is similar heights to players like rooney and owen.
why are you replying to me, arsecoon?
>>144039925>>144039958Raheem Sterling taller than Del Piero
>>144039558ill be keeping an eye on everton scoreif they lose at home to doncaster then just dissolve the club
>>144040018because they also love their pace. another word you only hear from engmutts. michael owen is one of the worst counterexamples as he was utterly talentless outside of running really fast
>>144039925>>144040072>engmuttsDon't act like this isn't endemic in all of British football.
>>144040190obviously it is. but if /epl/ wants to argue that brits don't choose their back 4 based on how big and tall the tosser is there is no point having a conversation as you are absolutely delulu. xaviniesta would've been lucky to get try outs at colchester
>>144040262So you're not British then.
>>144040072Del Piero wasn't particularly fast
>>144040348that's exactly my point
>>144040384what was your point? you said they love their pace?
>tryoutsanother person who does nothing but live their lives in american media.
>>144040417for pete's sake lad this is not difficult. i'm saying english coaches, managers, scouts love their pace. del piero had none of the qualities that are valued in english football. everyone was laughing at sowfgate saying they needed kalvin phillips when in reality it was a sad and embarrassing indictment of the english FA
>>144040474right so who also loved their paced? that imples two people or groups did?
>>144040463For me it was the usage of "delulu"
england had a front 4 in the euro final of kane, saka, foden and bellingham, none of whom are particularly fast, while sterling and rashford were left at home. not one of your points is difficult to refute.
>>144040495i was referring to sterlel getting picked up by an academy
>>144040474>everyone was laughing at sowfgate saying they needed kalvin phillips when in reality it was a sad and embarrassing indictment of the english FAWhile not the exact same player as Phillips, Adam Wharton was in the squad. If Southgate was that desperate he would have played him instead.
>>144039110Unironically because of women being so epic
who comes in to gazump liverpool this time then
>somehow fit for Euro final>conveniently injured during pre-season>will somehow be fit again for international breakCan't wait for another injury right after international break. Malacia is more injury prone than him he thinks he's indispensable.
>>144038750One of the best transfer windows. Especially, if they can get rid off sancho.
Chiesa going on a liking spree of Liverpool players posts
>>144041062chelsea
I don't see what Chelsea sees in Sancho. He was so painfully mid for united and got a huge ego.
>>144041268It's not about what they see, it's about Chelsea owing United a favour for buying Mount.
hot take, Chelsea, Arsenal, United, Liverpool all have/had shite transfer windows so far.
>>144041336
>>144041286I guess they get rid off sterling. But sterling will actually be pretty nice for United.
>>144041373Well if Sterling goes to United and Sancho goes to Chelsea then Chelsea still owe United a favour. Sterling is objectively an improvement over Antony.
Why are people in favour of FFP? It promotes profit over growth. This is exactly why our country is less rich than America: they invest in growth stocks like tech and have all those businesses there and all we have are legacy businesses like banking.
>>144041365 >:p
>>144041437Our country is less rich than America because they have 5x our population, took advantage of the world wars and a ton of natural resources
>>144038750>>144038799That's actually mental. Goes to show what bringing in the right staff can do.
>>144040565wharton in a pivot with rice would've almost certainly been more effective yes. i said before the last euros england should've been mimicking pep and moving on from steve holland's mouball. but this has the "ideal starting 11" problem where there's no depth. i mean for god's sake you had people wanting sean longstaff to get a call up before the euros, the FA has made some glacial progress but they're still miles from where english football could be. thought experiment - how many english keepers can play with their feet?
>>144041506yeah because all the big companies like meta and alphabet are a result of their resources and a war that ended 80 years. resources don't matter in the open world we have now and it's relatively easy to rebuild after a war
Will Chelsea get punished for their Abramovich spending after they self-reported the dodginess?
If Ten Hag makes it through this season I reckon they'll sign Branthwaite and De Jong next summer.
>>144041437Because money from oil is bad but money from selling alarm clocks to orientals is good or something
>>144041566No-one wanted longstaff this year he was useless.
>>144041639What do you think of Harry Amass for LB? He looks good imo but he's gonna need to understudy a senior LB for a while. Shaw being injured all the time is a detriment to the lad.
>>144041600Probably not. New owners and they self reported the incident. Would be very surprised if they got substantially punished
>>144041639They can only sign Branthwaite and De Jong next summer if they get Top 4. There is no way they can get them without Champions League football. Ignoring the sponsorships and £100m odd you get just qualifying and the TV deals and all that stuff, they need to offer that to those clubs to attract them. OK maybe if Everton finally get flushed Branthwaite won't care, but De Jong probably would.
there is so obviously a cartel in the prem when you look at these retarded signings
>>144041686Nta but new owners does not matter. The rules aren't about owners, but about the club. Chelsea PLC or whatever it's name is was Chelsea PLC under Abramovich as it is under ClearLake. Therefore the rules will retroactively apply regardless of the new owners. The rules state you must pay players from the club, which is a registered business/company whatever. So the money must go from Chelsea PLC's bank account to Players Bank Account. It cannot go from Chelsea PLC's bank account to Jersey Bank Account to Players Bank Account or from Cayman Islands Bank Account to Players Bank Account. This is what Chelsea have been accused of doing, which is essentially avoiding registering on your books (as the rules state) how much money you're spending. Now, if Chelsea were, lets for t he sake of arguing, £10m under the PSR limit when this happened and the fees they sent out were £8m, well, they've broken the rules but have not broken an additional rule that is meant to make the game 'fairer'. So they would likely be hit with a financial penalty and the mitigation of 'turning themselves in' would likely allow them either a smaller one or to reduce it on appeal. However if they were £10m OVER the PSR limit (or more, whatever) with the payments 'off the books' then they will be hit with a point deduction, as that has already been 'established' via Everton and Forest. Failure to do so would be 'favouritism' in the eyes of the league - self-reporting or not.>>144041600See above. It comes down to how much and if they actually did it. They reported they did it. But they have not been CHARGED with breaches. But the assumption is they could be and then it depends on how much they breached it.
>>144041698Branthwaite wants to play for United because Everton won't match the 160K/week wages. De Jong will be more difficult but we do know Ten Hag is obsessed with him AND he will be in the final year of his Barcelona contract. Also, its no secret that Barcelona want him gone.
MAN UNITED Potential 25/26 TeamSurely Top 4 is Secured
no one cares manure customer
>>144041991What team do you support? You seem to hate all of the Big Six.
>>144041991United is my local team ya coon
>>144041980I wondered why Shaw was still there but realised his contract is until 2027...
That's no losses and 23 goals in 7 matches under the new manager.
Indy says if Liverpool got an offer for nunez they would consider all options
>>144042422wow mind blowing revelation from a twitter god that like
>>144042422Probably the biggest non-reporting ever Every player on the planet is for sale given the right price, except maybe Haaland
>>144037027more like >El TesticoGet it? Two bald heads make a scrotum
Klopp's Kids got knocked out of the EFL Cup, 5-1 to Crewe. Some legacy he left behind.
>>144042529>>144042534More news at half 10 he says
>>144042379Not getting the steward to take the photo this time pal
cockney red angered, baffled, boiling at the sight of a football pitch from the stands
>>144042693>reacting almost immediatelyStay upset, autist
>>144042622>EFL CupWrong competition. You mean Football League Trophy or EFL Trophy (known as Bristol Street Motors Trophy currently). EFL Cup is a different thing (known as Carabao Cup currently). Finally, they were not 'knocked out' because the EFL Trophy starts off as a Group Stage. Crewe and Liverpool U21 are the only teams who have played. There are therefore two games remaining for each.
>>144042871based animeposter clapping dave like a classical encore
don't know what's more autistic: getting upset that someone goes to games or getting upset that something you did at a match gets mocked on here so you damage control six months later over it
>>144032668 English cucks will cheer for these Irish fuckers who want them all dead and want the country full of muzzies and whatnot
>i-if i type all in lower case and never reply to anyone i won't look like i'm a seething smegend i'm so smart
>>144042379>the crushers of crawleynot really an achievement
>>144043076Everyone involved with this argument looks absolutely fucking pathetic.
>>144043076Thought you had typed 'smeghead' and thought you were a based Red Dwarf enjoyer, sadly it was smegend. Close, but no cigar.>>144043085Matt O’Riley got injured as well. Bad times.
>>144043076the only seething smegend is the sad twat who posted that original photo in the first place and tried to defend his actions as anything other than "autistic as fuck"
>>144043170you're seething over someone else seething, daft cunt
>>144043170positively steaming you are, lad.
>>144043170Still boiling.KekHe's done you.
>The PFA are keeping a close eye on 'bomb squads' as a way to force players to leave clubs, Sky Sports News has learnt. >More teams have started to force players to train away from the first team squad if they are deemed surplus to requirements. >As an example, Chelsea have told Raheem Sterling, Trevor Chalobah and Ben Chilwell to train away from the first team after Enzo Maresca deemed the trio surplus to requirements. >FIFA has several protections in place for clubs and players - and in the governing bodies 2022 statutes handbook, it said the FIFA council has the power to "regulate the status of players and the provisions for their transfer, as well as questions relating to these matters, in particular the encouragement of player training by clubs and the protections of representative teams in form of special regulations from time to time". >It is understood the primary guidance on player treatment comes from FIFA and has basis on employment law, not league rules. Weird they chose Chelsea as an example when it seems to imply other clubs are doing it. I can't think of any and Chelsea have publicly done it to several players and continue to do it but here they are, saying others do but don't name them.
>>144042379Based Brighton lad
>>144043120You're on 4chan, we're all autistic losers here. Do find it funny the original Anon went to the next possible Brighton game and partly recreated the photo. Autism in action.
>>144043358>Do find it funny the original Anon went to the next possible Brighton game and partly recreated the photo. Autism in action.Says to me he's either upset over it being reposted and people laughing at it, or did it to trigger the guy in the last thread. I'd wager the latter.
>>144043358Partly?What did I miss?
Manure monkeys why are you posting the same 11 that have been a mid table/overachieving side for years like it's a stunning new development. You didn't know who yoro or xerxes were until the moment they signed and be honest you would've said De Ligt was a squad player before he left Bayern.
>Liverpool want to sell Joe Gomez ad sign Jarrad Branthwaite from @Everton >More BREAKING NEWS>Arsenal & Barcelona interested in signing Darwin Núñez #lfc #afc @indykaila
>>144043393>>144026588Someone reposted a photo from Brighton v Wolves back in January where that Brighton fan above apparently got a steward to photograph his phone to prove another Anon wrong. It was funny as fuck.
>>144043059HE KNOWS! NOEL, SHUT IT DOWN!
>>144043414kek arsenal really?
>>144043414>@indykaila
>>144043441honestly the weirdest thing about this pic is the incongruity of what seems like a pub inside a corner shopboggles the mind
>>144043389It's obviously both. The sad sad bastard.
>>144043414AH yes. Just what Arsenal need. Another striker who can't score. Brilliant. Does Indy really think we believe any of his shit? Like I know we all meme here and so on, but does he actually believe it or is it just for memes? I've said multiple times throughout /trans/ life >we should make a twitter account and pretend to be ITK and make up stupid and dumb transfer rumours and post legit ones as well to look respectable and keep doing it until >we get recognised by some other ITK or media outlet.
>>144043459>he doesn’t go for a pint in the local paki shop >>144043441BY THE PROTOCOLS OF THE DRUIDIC ELDERS OF HIBERNIA
>>144043473It's literally only scousemong who keeps posting indykaila. For me it's when he thought Eddie Howe was taking the Arsenal job
>>144035913Phwoar yes i can't wait. Reckon we will win this time.>>144035892Lovely OP this one.
>>144043460Yeah. Normal people would ignore it. But this place doesn't have normal people.
>>144043076>>144043021Strange passive aggressive effeminte /epl/ argument here.A catfight, if you will.
Starting to regret reposting that image.
>>144043414fuck off indy
>>144043538Nothing to regret. You exposed that Brighton fan as a super sad cunt scarred by his stupid post.
>>144043473It's just for memes and so he can spam affiliate links through the season. He just reposts what's trending since some arsenal fan accounts have been posting about nunez rumours through the day and he probably saw branthwaite not being in the squad tonight so thought he'd rehash that bollocks
>>144043572>fanwe have supporters in this country. yankified freak.
>>144043586See, I think >we could come up with better stuff than that and get way more traction. But thanks. If he's doing it just for a laugh (and free money via affiliate spamming) then fair enough, money's money. But if he actually believes it?
>>144043414>implying Liverpool will spend more than 45p on transfers
>>144043605Fans is a shorthand for the word 'fanatic' and the word 'fan(s)' (spelled 'phan') has been around since the 17th century - before the USA ever existed. Granted the first use of the word 'fan' in a sports context was from USA, but still, the word 'fan' had been used in England before the USA ever existed.
>>144043510I'm thinking a cheeky 4-0 win for yanited
>USA mentioned
Reminder that the FA Cup is worthless in this day and age.
pretending to be a united fan is worse than actually being a united fan.
>>144043729Outed yourself as a casual. FA Cup is the oldest cup competition in the world.
>>144043729YOU'RE WORTHLESS IN THIS DAY AND AGE.
>>144043729Both true and untrue, sadly it's seen as a ticket into Europe for the underperforming cartel clubs
>>144043749This. It's false in the eyes of most fans but true in the eyes of the authorities. I'm assuming it's similar in other countries as well.
Liverpool and Man Utd will both perform quite shitly this season so their match is effectively a pointless midtable event.
Liverpool >pikey nonce clubArsenal>gay wog club
>>144043770lmao true!
https://twitter.com/GoldenGateGulls/status/1828508449036214461Tackle that killed Bacon Potato for Homo Albion
>>144042379Think this is the only matchday photo of a premier league club I've ever seen posted here.Says a lot really.
>>144043801just barely under half the revenue for the prem comes from forrens lad. it's a televised entertainment product like an american "sport" or a big brother clone
Just realised we're winning the league
No seriously, what did they mean by this?
>>144043794Pathetic stuff from some clumsy no mark BLACK player.
>>144043824Outing yourself as a customer lad.Please attend matches of your local team.
>>144043842Gooner is a fan of Arsenal. Gunner is what you're called if you're an actual player for Arsenal. So he went from a fan to an actual player.
>>144043833Suicide league
>>144043843They were kicking the shit out of Brighton all night. Incredibly low IQ mindset.
Qrd on Kelleher? Why not give him the first team spot? Was he a shitter this whole time?
>>144043869>>144043843>>144043794Guess they make lower leagues seethe and the sky six seethe.What a club.
>>144043880He can't even start for Ireland ahead of Gavin Bazunu. That should tell you everything.
>>144043880well alisson has publicly said he wants to stay, kelleher probably too good for #2 although feel like his hype has died down the past year or so, should have left a year ago to some midtable sidethat being said i don't really understand signing the new guy when alisson is around til 2026 and publicly saying he wants to stay long term, i'm guessing they don't want to offer him an extension? otherwise why pay so much for a backup
>>144035991>one English player >black
>>144043905>don't play hardball on contract extension and demanding a massive wage increase because we got your replacement already lined up if you do
Haven't seen much of how Liverpool got on tonight, presumably they battered those lower league shitters?
>>144043926Liverpool don't enter the EFL Cup until the 3rd Round. Same with City, United, Arsenal etc.
>>144043794There is a picture going around of that cunt smiling and winking after the tackle.
>>144043919you could be right. think people forget how young alisson is, he's only 31, if he wants to stay with liverpool he could be a top keeper for another 5-6 years easily, so lets say another 3 year extension from 2026. completely feasible. what happens to mamardashvili then (and yes i had to google his name cause i wasn't gonna spell it right)
manure monkeys still flinging poo at the walls hahahahaha
>>144043886Think it was more to do with it being the first meeting in 32 years.>>144043944Yeah, someone should have stamped on him.
>>144043880Liverpool demand 25m for him and non-top 6 PL clubs don't usually spend that much for a GK, and even less likely for non-famous non-PL clubs.https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/transfers/transferrekorde/statistik/top/plus/0/galerie/0?saison_id=alle&land_id=&ausrichtung=Torwart&spielerposition_id=&altersklasse=&jahrgang=0&leihe=&w_s=Only Pickford is odd one out >how about Cillesen to ValenciaPretty sure it was some 'cooking the book' stuff that also had Neto (now in Bournemouth) going the other way for 26m euro. I mean 26m euro for someone who ended up benchwarming for Ter Stegen? Totally not suspicious at all.
>>144043954Speaking of flinging poo at walls. My sister works for a government department. So her office has to have mandatory 'Gender Neutral' bathrooms. Multiple times the 'Gender Neutral' bathroom is covered in shit. As in, smeared on the wall, head to floor, nearly every itch covered in shit. It happened for the 3rd time this week. Because it is a restroom they cannot use CCTV to see who went in there (and obviously who used it) and even if they did, they can't punish them for it. Wanna know why? It's a 'registered and recognised mental illness'. Not the gender thing, but 'smearing shit on the walls' thing. You think the government is pathetic? You know nothing about reality.In other IMPORTANT UNITED NEWS (I'm bringing this back as I enjoyed it last year)>Newcastle and Manchester United are looking at a late move for England forward Dominic Calvert-Lewin, 27, who is out of contract at Everton next summer>Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund are monitoring 24-year-old English winger Jadon Sancho's situation at Manchester United
>>144043794yellow card at most
>>144039637>stickmanthe fuck are you talking about? This dude is fat by every metric, for an athlete.
DEAL DONE - JADON SANCHO to JUVENTUS >3 year contract + 1 year optional extension >€250K/week
>Anthony Martial (28) is still without a club for 24/25
>>144044083how will Chelsea get rid of Sterling now
Happy birthday for the GOAT
>>144038575>There's plenty of referees not from Manchester or LiverpoolThere's like 3 and 1 is a confirmed Liverpool fan lol
>>144038750>£23.3Mlol
>>144044103Why are you believing a random post on fucking /spuh/?
Casemiro is Man UTD's current top earner. Earning £350K per week. Captain Bruno Fernandes is earning £300K per week for comparison.
>>144043794The sort of tackle you and your mates wait in the car park for the lad after the match and give him a kicking for.
There are only SIX (6) players currently playing for Manchester United that earn £200K+ per week. Of those six THREE (3) are up for sale. >Sancho>Antony>Casemiro
>>144044172The easiest to get rid of would be Casemiro and Sancho as they both have only 2 years left on their contracts. The Saudi Pro League is interested in Casemiro. Both Chelsea and Juventus are interested in Sancho.
>>144043414>>Liverpool want to sell Joe Gomez ad sign Jarrad Branthwaite from >@EvertonWould be smart but Liverpool love their fraudulent mutt muppets so they wont.
>>144043770Nothing but truth and reality washing over /epl/ like a ray of sunshine>>144043833>be 2022>Lost first 2 matches>Came 3rd with trophy>Lost 1/2 first matches>Go on to win the league
>>144044216You really think Liverpool will spend SEVENTY MILLION British Pounds on Branthwaite? He also expects 160K/per week btw.
>>144044216go to bed dave
DO NOT say anything negative about Liverpool or I WILL call you Dave
go to bed dave
>>144044172hopefully they can force Rashford out next summer. His attitude isn't much better than Sancho's
>>144044298He's the joint 2nd highest earner so he could just be a cunt and refuse to leave. PSG have been interested in him for a couple of years. He could be their Mbappe replacement and be the main man.
>>144044216selling joe would put them down to 3 tested defenders. Would be retarded to do so.
>>144044172>manure fans now boasting about being a small club who can no longer pay large salaries
Hello. Chiesa to Liverpool, wears #25, first one since Reina. All the best to him.
>>144044432Potato famine lol
>>144044454good postnext up post a pic of oliver cromwell
Our Abs working on new stuff
>>144044499lookin luverlee as always are abs xxhopefully we get some slotto paintings soon x
>>144044515Even Carragher called her out over her weird obsession with Klopp, she probably won't do anything with Slot
>>144044538its just the bedding in period la slotto will become a liverpool legend and will get many paintings from are abs xunless she just hates bald men then we might be out of luck
Our manager is called Anal Slut and his daughter is called Is a SlutWE ARE A JOKE
https://x.com/TheAnfieldWrap/status/1828519668719427833?s=19Chiesa's dad scoring at anfield in euro 96
I'm half the world way
So with the imminent signing of Ugarte for £50.7m plus add ons that takes Man Utd's spending to over 1 Billion in 5 yearsAll to win one FA Cup and one Carabao Cup
>>144044742this an above and beyond reference?half a world away* if so
one cheeky loan for Reguilon yes plsdunno how Ange doesn't rate him even as 2nd choice LB, i mean who else plays there for Spurs aside Udogie? Ben Davies?
>Barca let Ilkay and Cancelo leaveWhats the deal here? Are they cutting wages to get the Olmo deal over the line or were they both washed? Cancelo is only 30.
>>144044901most likely due to wages. skint Barca somehow had the idea to pay Gundogan this much.
>Brighton manager Fabian Hurzeler criticised a "ridiculous foul" which he said should not be "part of football" after new signing Matt O'Riley limped out of the Seagulls' Carabao Cup win over Crawley.>Hurzeler said the left ankle injury "does not look good".Thought Matt O'Riley was going to be one of the biggest signings Brighton have made, dominate PL football and move to a big club in like 3/4 years. Now it's looking like O'Riley's legs might be made out of cheese string.
>>144043842>Since the 1980s, Arsenal's fans have often been referred to as Gooners, a derivation from the team's nickname, the "Gunners".is it really their fault if that name somehow got taken by a bunch of chronically online people to allude someone who masturbates a lot?
>>144044901last year was seen as a complete failure within Barca. they were willing to let most of the squad leave. Felix, Cancelo leaving was certain for a while. Gundogan didn't impress many and comments he made as well suggested it wasn't working. Even Lewa who is still playing a high level was criticised and allowed to leave. I think the actual problem was how far Barca are falling behind Madrid again. It's 5 CL titles for Madrid since Barca last made a final (10 seasons ago now).
>Negotiations underway between Fenerbahçe and Fiorentina for Sofyan Amrabat.>€2m loan and €12m mandatory buy clause offered, Fiorentina want more.>Talks continue as Amrabat also received an approach from Everton today.
Why do ABUs always post imaginary transfer fees
>>144045199Would love for United to come back in at the last minute and get Amrabat as a squad player. He's so cheap for the quality he can deliver.
>The leader of Wolverhampton Council has leapt to the defence of his city after Chelsea's Noni Madueke's rather critical comment ahead of his team's 6-2 thrashing of Wolves on Sunday.>"I would suggest that this footballer, this highly paid footballer, has not really seen Wolverhampton," he told BBC News.>"He could only have been here 48 hours or so and that would have been at a hotel or a training ground, so what he's seen was probably through a coach window too.>"You can't make snap judgements like that about a place - it's a great city."
>>144045829I'd say he was correct as someone who has driven through Wolverhampton
There will be a sancho announcement tomorrow around 4pm
>>144044262Liverpoo will settle for him whether they like it or not, just like club record signing Darwin 'award' Nunez
>>144045442Sad he came good/better at the end of last season and it hurt to see him leave right after.Reminds me of Sabitzer, who had done well with Austria and Dortmund since he left (but ofcourse he played a similar position to other players)>>144045420Bit steep isnt it. Dont know much about him but they better be getting good value considering the overall expenditure.>Upon his arrival in France he was handed his favoured No.4 shirt, but that option won’t be available at Old Trafford.>The jersey has already been designated to new signing Matthijs de Ligt.>The centre back signed from Bayern Munich this month, and took the shirt that was worn last season by Sofyan Amrabat during his loan move from FiorentinaI think this is an omen that Amrabat must return.
>>144036113Maybe. I doubt it but it's possible. But then they'll just get dumped out in the CL groups or RO16 like always so what does it matter?
>>144046291I feel especially bad for Amrabat because he was constantly played out of position due to injuries. As soon as he was allowed to play as a DM he was great. Definitely deserves a chance.
>>144046294I can see them having a very good home record that will carry them to 4th. The new signings will be crucial but will of course take a few weeks to click into the team.
>>144046329>As soon as he was allowed to play as a DM he was great.He had some fuck ups like against City but overall he improved for sure when he was playing more regularly.
>>144046294>But then they'll just get dumped out in the CL groupsFA cup win took them to the Europa league, which is why Chelsea were playing in a conference league qualifier instead (lol)I can see them atleast making semi final of Europa league this season without major injury problems desu.
>>144046379Yeah but tbf who doesn't have a few fuck ups against City
Qualifying for the Champion's League is reasonable for Man Utd this season. They have two methods available. Finish in the top 4 or win the Europa League.
>>1440466185th place but win Europa leagueLike 8th place but winning the FA cup
>>144046682Kinda kino because it means Ten Hag has won a trophy every season.
>>144046712What would be more interesting about it is that it would be a gradual ascension from the smallest trophy
>>144046790What's next after europa?
>>144046813I forgot conference league. But winning that as a big club is just sad.
>>144046858Chelsea
>>144046892Chelsea are more used to winning/nearly trophies compared to certain neighbours.They might not walk it considering theres usually atleast a couple decent teams who can put up a fight against (relatively) top teams.
toney is better than osimhen. chelsea should be careful
>>144037548boehly is white and fits the stereotype of "clueless american" and behdad eghbali looks more like the average soccer/premier league fan
>>144047217truedidnt see osimhen scoring any goals at the euros
>>144047250>didn't see osimhen scoring any goals at the euroshe was injured during the euros.
>>144047257ah thats why southgate didnt call him upi see
>>144047266understandable
VicarioPorro Romero VdV UdogieBissouma Gray BergvallSon Solanke Odobert We finishing 2nd
>>144047502I never thought Spurs would ever be able to top this rolls royce of a team but somehow they managed it. If they're not top 2 I will be stunned
with the addition of Ugarte AKA the most promising young DM in the world, I expect nothing but a cagey 2-1 win against Liverpool with based Amad and big Z scoring.
also bring on Sterling ig, Ineos been making too many sensible signings this season I'd be okay with them getting 1 dud. at least Jsanchz is finally out of the door. maybe based Sterlel will make a comeback so he can make it to WC 2026.
>>144041639De Jong has a fucked up ankle already and no way they're going for Branthwaite when they already brought in 2 young CBs this season.logically it's 1 new LB (which something they can actually do now by bringing in the likes of Reguilon on loan) and 1 new winger because Rashford is washed (unless Sterling comes in now and suddenly gets good again), and maybe a new DM to compete with Ugarte.also new GK if Onana hasn't fixed himself.
>the prem's smm is actually bragging about twatting tranmere
>Erling Haaland has scored 67 goals from 67.05(xG) since arriving in the Premier League.lovely stuff
>Newcastle have to sell to buyabsolute fucking scandal that there are owners willing to put billions of investment into a club but can't because other clubs mob up to take down a threatthe order of the day in football is that profit i.e. money going out of football is good and investment i.e. money going into football is bad. if you believe this, you are a fucking cretin and moreover a piece of shit
O JADON
>>144047679Ugarte is just another Herrera, nothing special. Amad and the Nacho are too young, same as the CFs. The only decent threat might be Sterling, if the sign him.
Chelsea are going to finish 2nd
>>144048849>because other clubs mob up to take down a threatIs this a real belief you have or are you just blowing off steam?
>>144048878how much of a jobber do you have to be to report someone to the police for being out of work lmao
>>144047755>"Based sterling"
>>144048910it is a real belief. incumbent interests make rules for upstart competitors that hurt football as a wholecity's owners invested £2bn. 2 fucking billion. anyone who is against that sort of investment and instead is in favour of psr which champions profit i.e. money going out of football is a grade a cunt
>>144048993this is an AI pic, right?sidenote, he looks zesty af here
>>144044216>Liverpool will give 70m to Everton >>144048895>Chelsea are going to finish 2ndSwear nobody here watches or knows anything about football, it's genuinely embarrassing.
>>144048995Ohhh I had you confused, I thought you were saying something else entirely.
9 years and never came across to his mind that he deserved to play for a more ambitious team than Spuds
>>144049026It’s not that crazy of a prediction, Arsenal are in for a BIG regression. They had their chance two years ago.
>>144049136is he their biggest legend in the PL era? there's only Kane who was around for as long and did as much, I think
>>144049136>Expecting a retarded gook to think about anything other than where it can take pictures
>>144049155>Had their chance two years agoYou mean that year when Man City, the most dominant team at the moment, was the best they have ever been and won the treble? If that was their biggest chance then it is truly over for the club.
£12m for Chiesa is an amazing deal
>>144049211man will play the same amount of games like Thiago did
>>144049235>33 games last year>37 the year beforeABLism is a mental illness
>>144049246it is known injury-prone players from non-PL clubs will be even more crocked after moving to PLyou'll see
>>144049155>They had their chances 2 years agoYes, I remember the early victory parade
>>144047965Where's the bragging?
>>144049136I never realised that like Kane, Son has also won fuck all in his career aside from an Asian Games medal with South Korea U23s.
>Former Premier League striker Charlie Austin has shared details of his ADHD diagnosis
>Nacional's Izquierdo dies aged 27 after collapsevaxsissies.....
just saw that Man City - Ipswich highlight because I just forgot to watch itholy shit Muric was fucking dogshit why did Ipswich even buy this dude?
>Blyth Spartans have sacked boss Nolberto Solano just three months after his appointment following a winless start to the season.>The 49-year-old Newcastle United legend was appointed by the club in May following their relegation from National League North.>He failed to record a victory in six games in charge of the club, losing on three occasions, including Tuesday's 4-1 home loss to Morpeth Town.Feel for Blythanon, his team's plummeting down the pyramid thanks to a shit new owner
>>144049656>Non-leagueThink now's the appropriate time for you to FUCK OFF, m9
>>144049671>Newcastle Unitedthey're not non league, how dare you. they're at least L2 level
>>144048958how much of a retard do you have to be to not differentiate between "out of work" and "drug dealer" lmao
>>144049671>not remembering PL legend Nobby
>>144049136Apparently Liverpool were really close to agreeing a deal with him a few years back and then Spurs managed to get CL so it collapsed
>>144048849This is why I expect them to build a new stadium, just because then they can claim higher matchday income.
https://x.com/BurnleyOfficial/status/1828719171858813045?t=g97hijtUynN6eCTQPidWAA&s=19Mejbriiiii just got announced ladAnother one for transfer kitty
>>144049886but they probably need to buy better players to increase demand for tickets to expand the stadium. an owner would know this, which is why any owner invests in players first. retarded psr regulators don't know this of course and just try to force their 'right' way of improving a club, the fucking mongs
>>144036123Penalty for Manure for this post.>Be Manure Player>Get yellow cardedManure players never commit fouls, ever.
>>144049925>we NEED to get these young prospects out of the club so we can spend £75 million on Lukaku>Pogba is here to CREATE (for £90 million, after we let him go for free, before we let him go for free again)>no room for shitters at this club; we just bought Antony for £80 million. Yeah that's right, THE Antony>score against us if you dare! Because we just signed Harry Maguire for £75 million>erm what's that? England's most exciting winger for a measly £75 million? Jadon Sancho running down the wing, gonna be a stalwart for the club, gonna be a loyal servant with goals and assists>oh go on then, a cheeky £50 million is nothing for us - Mason! Mason Mount! Come on lad it's time to join real winners>who the fuck is Lenny Yoro? Oh, we've just signed him? For £50 million? And he's an 18 year old centre back? Well... That's a good deal! Because he's young, you see! He'll develop into a quality player, just so long as he steers clear of injuries >£50 milion for Fred? Erm didn't Pep want him? That's what the papers said, at least. Absolute steal!
>>144038575>There's plenty of referees not from Manchester or LiverpoolName three that have refereed Manchester Unitel, at Old Trafford, against Liverpool in the last 5 years.
>>144050015Doesn't matter, Antony Taylor is an Altrincham fan anyways, that's as neutral as it gets
Chiedozie Ogbene joins Ipswich from Luton
Meant to reply to >>144038575
>>144050051You genuinely serious lad? You're not fucking with me?
>>144050087https://www.itfc.co.uk/news/2024/august/28/winger-ogbene-signs/
>A jealous teammate once privately dubbed McTominay a "teacher's pet" due to his penchant for endearing himself to a new manager.>McTominay occupied a key role in the teams of Mourinho, Solskjaer, Carrick, Rangnick and Ten Hag.[@samuelluckhurst]
It's difficult talking about transfers when Ange's Spurs has revolutionised the sport so much It's exposed making decent transfers and signing amazing players as the sideshow that it always was
>>144049937It's pretty tough to get a Newcastle ticket right now, they could definitely expand.The real money is in corporate boxes anyway, that's why a new stadium would be needed. The Saudis will be able to fill them easily.All the PSR stuff is ass backwards anyway, we still have clubs at risk of going bust.
>>144050129>this teammate can only be referred to as Jason Dancho for reasons of anonymity
>>144050129*smacks lips*This nigga finna turn up on time and shit he a teacher pet
>Corr lads what a big strapping bloke he is, lots of pace and power. 6'5 50 inch wingspan. Got to get him in lads
>>144050128Holy. Fucking. Shit. IN DURING 404.
>>144050195>>144050195>>144050195>>144050195MASSIVE NEWS. GET THE FUCK IN HERE.
>>144050179>>144050198autism
>>144050051is this the guy that was with them forever?
BREAKING: In these hours Juventus and Liverpool are in contact to find a definitive agreement for Federico Chiesa!
>>144048910NTA but seeing the Palace chairman go on talk radio the other week to talk about a rumoured transfer deal was mad, never in my life seen anything like that before. Made me wonder if he was doing someone a favour.
>>144050129>smdh this nigga be working hard in training and bringing a positive atmosphere and attitude to his role sheeeeiiiiit
>>144050238It's parched behaviour m8, not on
Day 29832 of waiting for the Sheff United takeover to complete
>>144050129He definitely would have voted against Scottish independence.
>>144050158kek that's how i read that too, sounded like prison fc were seething at someone taking their job seriously
>>144050213No, that's Mpanzu. Ogbene only joined Luton last summer.
>>144050219Will the deal include Heysel reparations?
>scousemong is typing...
>>144050299yes
How much BBC porn will dave spam when they lose to Liverpool at the weekend?
Mad how Chelsea can spend and spend and there is 'no issue'. We know there is 'no issue' theoretically, since they have billions, but at some point even with amortisation you've got to be spending more than you make.
>>144050341Sounds like you can't wait
>>144050306Doubt.jpg
>>144050374Chelsea have spent a net of ~£105m, which is similar to arsenal
>>144050400Is that just this summer?
>>144050400This summer, maybe, but you go back three years (which is the amount they count for PSR) and Chelsea have double the amount of net spend.
>>144050410https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/fc-chelsea/transfers/verein/631/saison_id/2023£170m net season before Compared to £155m by arsenal
>>144050400Weird I always see this 'we have the same net spend as Arsenal' thing when it's absolute bollocks.Chelsea>24/25>Spent: £205m>Sold: £123m>Difference: -£82m>23/24>Spent: £398m>Sold: £238m>Difference: -£160m>22/23>Spent: £541m>Sold: £58m>Difference: -£483m>21/22>Spent: £101m>Sold: £133m>Difference: £32m>20/21>Spent: £215m>Sold: £49m>Difference: -£166mTotal: -£859,000,000.Arsenal>24/25>Spent: £97m>Sold: £27m>Difference: -£70m>23/24>Spent: £199m>Sold: £59m>Difference: -£140m>22/23>Spent: £158m>Sold: £20m>Difference: -£138m>22/22>Spent: £142m>Sold: £27m>Difference: -£115m>20/21>Spent: £73m>Sold: £16m>Difference: -£57mTotal: -£488,000,000.Obviously some notes here1. Transfermarkt used2. THey don't use add-ons3. Converted from Euros to Pounds4. Not included Estaveo Williams because he is 'registered' as a 24/25 transfer5. Not included stuff that isn't 'done deals' like Nketiah moving or whatever.
hey retards transfers are not the only factor in psr, they aren't even the main factor
>>144050427Crazy reading through the players they let go. Feels like a lifetime ago they had Ziyech, Azpilicueta, Bakayoko, Mendy. Havertz, Mount, Kovacic
>>144050450don't, it's too complicated for them.
>>144050440Fuck I added Arsenal up wrong. It's more like £520m. Whatever. Point is, CHelsea have spent loads.>>144050450Exactly, but you gotta look at transfers for 'amortisation' costs, which Chelsea is looking at around £200m per year. For a club without CL football, it seems... Odd, that they're fine and we're seeing articles about Liverpool possibly being punished, United having to be bailed out and Arsenal quibbling over small amounts.
>>144050440>Chelsea's net spend in 22/23 is nearly the same as Arsenal's total in that period>WE'RE THE SAMElol lmao
>Aubameyang played for ChelseaThought I dreamed that
Arsewog seething over chelsea again is it
>Barca started a 17yo DM when they played Rayo>already got ACL injury
>>144050495At least Olmo scored.
why do liverpool need 3 keepers?
>>144050476This but Koulibaly, it was since 17/18 season he kept getting linked with Man United, then finally played in PL but became a major bust
>>144050518newcastle have 6 soon to be 7
>>144050518Why do Chelsea need 9?
Do Liverpool really need ANOTHER winger?
>>144050541Elliot came on for Salah on Sunday, imagine if it's Chiesa instead...
>>144035960Can't have a music concert in a library
>>144035960Heaton Park is far more kino
I am starting to think the Chiesa deal will fall through.
>>144050645>>144050645>>144050645NEW
>>144036046>>144036078>>144036100he was shit outside of the goal, they would have won without him constantly ruining attacks and giving the ball away, you didn't watch
>>144050654You cheeky monkey there's 9 posts left
La di daddy da
in retrospect, it seems kind of mad that chelsea bought lukaku twice (2 times). when they bought him the 1st time it was very shrewd investing in a young talent, when they bought him the 2nd time he had already played for west brom, everton and united with some success, but then they brought him back from inter for 75m and dumped him again after one season
>>144050679He just wants to put his coombait in the OP.
>>144050679He does this intentionally so his shit gimmick is the OP. Absolutely pathetic behaviour.
>>144050679>>144050772>>144050777he made the thread 20+ mins ago. just been waiting to post it.
>>144050781That doesn't disprove what I said.
>>144050766>for 75mYou're missing £20m off that. He signed for £95m (add-ons not included).
>>144050781we have ethics m8
>>144050791i wasn't trying to disprove, i was pointing out that he doesn't even pretend to make the thread near the end of the thread but makes it well in advance just so he can do his gimmick.
>>144050772>>144050777He's got you gaylords rattled
>>144050801>call out a shit gimmick>you get upsetHi OP
>>144050818Now say it without semen dripping from your lips
>>144050826Hi OP
>call out shit gimmick>immediately starts going on about gay sexah so you're that anon obsessed with which football player and manager is gay. explains a lot.
Chiesa is snubbing snubberpool.
Slagposting is a vital part of British football culture so you're exposed as foreign if you don't like it.
>>144049397everyone has adhd these dayswhat people dont understand is that the fact that some people are smarter or have better attention or have more anxiety does not mean mental illness>imagine how life coulda been if i had been smarter
