>Sat 31 Aug 2024Arsenal 12:30 BrightonBrentford 15:00 SouthamptonEverton 15:00 BournemouthIpswich 15:00 FulhamLeicester 15:00 Aston VillaNott'm Forest 15:00 WolvesWest Ham 17:30 Man City>Sun 1 Sep 2024Chelsea 13:30 Crystal PalaceNewcastle 13:30 SpursMan Utd 16:00 Liverpool
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>>144064821Only talk is still about Guehi. Might not even be that since it's just been rumours and journos making claims, club hasn't said anything.
>>144064902Good thread
>ipswich lost to wimbledongrimoli
>>144064889almost as hot as stuntpegg
>still seething after United didn't pay Branthwaite's price
>>144064889Thats a man right?
>>144064902kys srsly
>>144064942Imagine chatting shit as an Everton fan right now.>>144064931Must be so demoralising doing so well in the championship then never being able to win a game.
>>144064958Nope, just posh. Think there's photos of her fanny somewhere.
>>144064942Would they be happy if United pay 70 mil and buy him this close to the end of the window?They have 2 losses in two matches and will be relegation favorites even if PL doesn't dock them points
>>144064975might give this a watch if i can find a full stream because fuck knows what happened here
>>144064942none of those are big money transfers though
>>144065006Kek, what a shit show. If you find it link it.
Alan Nixon from the Sun said Forest inquired for Neto the GK from B'mouthwould be a cracking signing if true
>>144065027They'd be club record signings for most teams in the premier League
>>144065078they should enquire about Nunez, Liverpool no longer need him now they have the demigod Chiesa
https://x.com/afcbournemouth/status/1829066461534462195Kepa got announced ladalso>Chelsea have extended Kepa's contract by a further year before sending him on loan to Bournemouth. (Source: @ChelseaFC)
>Matt O’Riley needs surgery on his ankle as the injury is serious, Fabian Hürzeler confirms. “I can't say how long he will be out but it’s serious injury as we expected”, he says.
was sat there posting in the old thread aha what am I like?! x
>>144065136Fuck sake
>>144065006Maidstone repeated
>>144065136fuck sake. one of my favourite Celtic players of recent memory and was really looking forward to seeing how he did down in Brighton
>>1440651365m paid per minute played because some low league shitter can't handle having a big day out.Hope Brighton don't offer Crawley any friendlies to help them out with cashflow like they've done in recent seasons. Fuck them.
https://x.com/NH200003/status/1828860541978231060alternative angle of the challenge on O'Riley which really hammers home the level of force used
>>144064940is she slowly and subtlety having work done?
>YNR when the Sky Six tried to fuck off to the Super League and everyone in the country was pissed off about it, even their own fans, the media was speculating they could all get relegated, then literally nothing happened whatsoever
>>144065275I mean they've got what they wanted so the whole project must seem superfluous now. They're basically taking the piss out of the domestic cups.
>>144065235Not a card given by the way
>>144065297That should definitely have been a yellow card (from what I saw on that angle). Fucking referees.
>>144065136>O’Reilly getting heemed by O’MahoneyTypical Irish fighting among themselves again
>>144065275Yep. Teams should be punished for not actually doing anything. This is your logic and while you'll deny it, because it makes you look like a dimwitted mongoloid, you may as well stand by it and spam about it all day.. every day.. for the rest of your shut-in life.
>Federico Chiesa’s Liverpool medical is ongoing this morning. He joins on a £10m fee.>The £2.5m add-ons are predominantly dependent on Liverpool winning the Premier League and the Champions League.(Source: @SkySportsLyall)Juve must be desperate to sell him
>>144065333It's clubs, not "teams", yankmong. And yes, if you unsuccessfully try to fuck off from the league, you should be given a helping push.
>>144065355Although it was the Champions League they wanted to fuck off from. Not the Premier League.
>>144065329O'Mahony plays for Brighton, now loaned to Portsmouth for the season. Scores a goal, nearly two, Wednesday evening.Williams is who plays for Crawley Town and who committed the foul.
>>144065350>Two days medicalHis asthma must be terrible.
>>144065127>Nazi oral sex sponsorIs this real?
>>144065192Get a fucking grip you oversensitive fanny
Man united finished 8th last season
we are fucking coming up lads
>>144065387He has detachable legs. Must've misplaced one.
>Brighton fans acting as if this is the first time in history a talented player has been snapped by a lower league clogger
>discuss a recent event>uhh why are you talking about this like it's the first time it has ever happened????
>>144065270i knew there was something different about that stuntin' ho..
>>144065489>missing the pointBrighton fans calling for Crawley to be liquidated and all relationships severed is a complete overreaction.
you now remember minamino
>>144064942>SJRwhy would you turn his name into an acronymespecially when part of the acronym is "S" for Sir and you're going on to insult him >he talks absolute shite but I must abbreviate his name and make sure to include the letter that indicates I'm addressing him as Sirfucking weird
>>144064889>PredictionsArsenal 2:2 BrightonBrentford 2:0 SouthamptonEverton 0:1 BournemouthIpswich 0:3 FulhamLeicester 1:1 Aston VillaNott'm Forest 1:3 WolvesWest Ham 0:2 Man CityChelsea 1:0 Crystal PalaceNewcastle 1:3 SpursMan Utd 2:1 Liverpool
>>144065524https://youtu.be/XIbJylD_c84?si=ue8Oqo8Mj3M0wMRNWhy would I forget it
>>144065522>Brighton fans calling for Crawley to be liquidatedproof pls
https://twitter.com/6xc13m/status/1828896094433984717>Liverpool selling Illsbreh 97 badges>fans defending it
>>144065588>>144053714Also calling for a private prosecution. Incredible how their fans have become so entitled in such a short space of time.
>>144065599Theyre not selling them though they're a commerative "coin" given when you buy the luxury ticket.Did you watch the video?
>>144065599corr wouldn't mind scranning some carbonara from a 39 commemorative plate
>>144065643>they're a commerative "coin" given when you buy the luxury ticket.Still disgusting.
>>144065409How is it oversensitive calling off future friendlies against Crawley at the Amex after the chopping led to a player getting injured? The manager also acting a prick at the whistle. Brighton should offer that friendly to another club, Stevenage or something.>>144065522Who's called for that? Literal israeli level argument.
>>144065614>"Someone on 4chan said that they think they heard someone say"Sure that'll stand up to scrutiny, kek
>>144065599>Football clubs giving you free hospitality and all you have to do is make 30sec vids on twitter/tiktokBit jealous desu
>>144065692It was a reddit comment. I saw it after i googled the incident and i thought so thats the "someone" anon was talking about
>>144065614so your "proof" is 4chan posts?
Deary me
>>144065730name checkes out
>>144065680>How is it oversensitive calling off future friendlies against Crawley at the Amex after the chopping led to a player getting injured?By that logic all relationships should be severed between clubs where cunt tackles happen.>Who's called for that? Literal israeli level argument.If I'm not mistaken you did yesterday by quoting it.>>144065692>>144065718If spackers can't handle criticism they shouldn't make the posts in the first place.
>>144065136
>>144065127from real madrid to bournemouth, is that an upgrade? i say yes because bournemouth are in the premier league and real madrid are not
>>144065717becoming as obnoxious as the big 6 customers they hate
>>144065776Found it funny he was 1st choice there then got injured and by the time he was fit, Lunin made the starting position his own, and then became 3rd choice when Cortouis managed to play by the end of the season. But hey, man got easy La Liga and UCL medals in the meantime.
>>144065799All because they've had a massive 5 years of challenging the "elite". They've forgotten where they've come from. They were a match away from falling out of the league altogether.
>Arsenal explore last-minute deal for Kingsley Coman, with the Gunners facing competition from Saudi Arabia to sign the winger. [@SamiMokbel81_DM]
>>144065574Spursy prediction
Poor fella's having a melty because he takes online comments seriously
>>144065909Dave was never the same after that Brighton defeat
Mad how manure finished 8th in the league last year and liverpool got pipped out of europe then bombed in the europa anyway lol
>>144065909>make stupid comments>get called out for stupid comments>"was just a joke bro"
>>144065860he'll get on well with Partey
If FFP is supposed to shield clubs from bankruptcy then why is a points deduction a punitive measure? If you want to deter say Everton from getting into financial trouble then just cap their spending until they get their finances in order, docking them points is only more likely to send them spiralling. The logic makes no sense
https://x.com/ManUtd/status/1829057396351635663
>>144064942Absolute truth nukes being dropped by Lea
>>144066017>cap their spendingthat's what ffp/psr is for and they ignored it
>>144065355>if you unsuccessfully try to fuck off from the leagueLMAOOOOooOooooo MONG BOY they never did, it was always the CL. What a THICK CUNT!
>>144065235>along the ground>no studsBrighton fags have really been crying about this for days?
>>144065599Yeah that is bad, obviously Liverpool fans will defend it because they always do (or else spam women's football to drown out the conversation)
Excited for the draw tonight
>>144065599Howling This is EXACTLY how they cope on here as well Scousers just cannot ever directly argue a point
>>144065355you're a moron, you can't just invent rules and sanctions after the fucking fact. kys
>>144065962>go to reddit >screen print >go to 4chan>post reddit screen print >seethe when nobody caresthink that just about covers it?
>>144066164Do me a favour
>>144066167your concession has been accepted
>>144066174Proper wool u are
>>144066164Bizarre way to go about things lad.
>>144066167>>144066180Argument won.
>>144066180haha you mad lobscouse
>>144066137Tf do you mean, dude? Why would these badass teams & franchises ballin' it in the Super League be a sanction? Sounds lit af bruh
> Neal Maupay to Olympique Marseille, here we go! Deal done on loan with mandatory buy option from Everton. €4m fee as #EFC were only accepting a permanent move, Maupay agreed terms days ago.
>>144066207Stop trying to save face, you were wrong before. Fucking thick cunt.
>>144066315I'll post whatever the fuck I want you yankified little freak
Geordies (jocks) still seething they didn't get invited to become super league chads
Honestly what's the most acceptable price for a 2nd choice GK?
>>144066437If they're decent enough that you can rely on them to be a cup keeper or real cover in multiple competitions then ~£25m probably Everton had to use Pickford against Doncaster such is the drop in quality below him
>Andrea Pirlo has been SACKED by Sampdoria. (Source: @DiMarzio)His rise to management is genuinely funny and now he's not even good enough for a promotion-chaser Serie B side.
>>144066498The Italian Frank Lampard (manager career obviously)
>Wilfried Zaha’s return to the Premier League has been all-but ruled out because of tax issues.>A loan move to England at this stage would make Zaha liable to pay income tax in both the UK and Turkey.(Source: Standard)
>>144064902
>>144066090>Man City>Club Brugge>Dinamo Zagreb>Sturm GrazSimple as
>spurs let too many goals in>spend entire budget on forwardsjust who we are mate.
Latest by Sky Sports News' Anthony Joseph:Liverpool have received seven loan offers for forward Ben Doak.It’s understood the interested clubs are from the Premier League.The 18-year-old was this week called up to the Scotland squad for their UEFA Nations League matches against Poland and Portugal next month.heard this guy is the scottish kenny dalgliesh. wonder which team he will pick.
>>1440664370
Day 29833 of waiting for the Sheff United takeover to complete
>>144066630Spurs
Tripper has retired from international football
>>144066596>arsenal>in real need of attackers or let saka play 100 match a season>buy defender>buy midfielder>sell 2 attackers>loan 1 attacker out>seek to get 2 more keepers>but sign no actual attackers
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13792175/Kieran-Trippier-retires-England-duty-just-hours-Lee-Carsley-names-squad-leaving-new-interim-boss-huge-defensive-dilemma.html>Breaking: Kieran Trippier has retired from international football following a distinguished England career
>>144066630>another literal who they’ll sell for 20m+It’s getting tiresome, come up with new way of money laundering
>>144066725Presumably been told he wasn't going to be picked
>>144066630His father is in Goldeneye
I am Manchester's reckoning
>>144066720>be Liverpool>need DM and a CB >sell 1 CB, loan another and release one more >sign a gk>immediately loan him out >sign an average winger despite being stacked in that position
I feed on ABL seethe
https://x.com/nealmaupay_/status/1829110516242849965?s=19Lmao Maupay does not like everton fans
>>144067082it’s just weird transfer business. Weirder still when you add in letting Bajetic go given he looked good when he played and that leaves just Endo as the sole DM in the squad
>>144067102
>>144067112>signing the guy you’ve tried to make Trent the last 3 seasons Absolutely brutal mogging but Indy is just basing it off whichever staff member got a bit too loose lipped in Nando’s
Which English club has the most CHUDLY fan base?
>>144067137West ham or MillwallThey're almost exclusively bald 30 IQ fat black cab drivers
>>144067137West Ham, City, Leeds or Milwall
>>144067151>city Lmao
>>144067174In fairness I’ve only ever met city fans twice. First time was some lad from Ipswich the second was on a train from Manchester and they were all Chinese.
>>144066630apparently it's good to sell academy products off with a buyback for FFP purposes
>>144067141Anything below Championship level.Gillingham, Stevenage and that sort of club. Just actual football fans there. Big drinkers, big banter, big bellies, worried wives.
>>144067137Interesting fact, there's 0 football league clubs located in Conservative voting constituencies now
I'm from the future. Andre Onana will score against Liverpool this weekend. Place your bets now.
>>144067263Not surprising as it’s been a working class sport so most stadiums were build in those areas. Same with how 99% of cricket and golf clubs will be in Tory areas.
>>144067057already got him on the asthma medication
>>144067263 That's out of date, Bromley got promoted and is Conservative.
>>144066725wonder if Carsley will pick any left backs
Could've sworn I saw on here that since Liverpool preferred (yes, I heard it was due to their preferences) to not sign Zubimendi and Merino, Bajcetic was like a new signing. Why is he leaving?
>>144067263who are the white cunts supposed to be? I suppose yellow is LD
>>144067321They did not want signings until they did then also oh but Arsenal
>>144067323Independents, Corbyn and those 3 Palestine ones
>>144067338bunch o' cunts, just like the other cunts
>>144067263the ones that switched from blue didn't like having a brown PM
>>144067263>Arsenal>Is whiteBaffling
'Appen that's me MP of choice! Like it were me dad's and his dad's and his. Where's me pint o' gravy to celebrate?
>>144067375Leicester and Birmingham are infamously white areas after all>>144067392lmfaoooo
Hang on is Villa a place in Birmingham? I thought it was like near Cornwall or something.
>>144067392you know the poortherners are mass-reporting this for being off topic but the other politics stuff they agree with = fine sad little lotfink they need rounding up
The Finker has gone too far this time
>Jack Grealish + Noni Madueke among those set to be picked in Lee Carsley’s 1st England squad as interim head coach. Grealish returns after being left out for Euro 2024. Madueke called up for 1st time amid fine Chelsea form The FA's England squad leaks begin
>>144067437grealish has not earnt thatat all
>>144067437Grealish is getting picked because he's popular with the other players, that's literally the only reason, it's pathetic and shows the loser attitude we have
>>144067437The rumours of Guardiola becoming the permanent manager after City are growing stronger
Full squad announcement at 2pm
>>144065350>>The £2.5m add-ons are predominantly dependent on Liverpool winning the Premier League and the Champions League.Cheeky.
>We're the real winners la', by not winning the PL nor CL we save FSG some money! Look at yourself.
>>144067437Levi Colwill also confirmed
Calling up Chelsea players must be a fucking practical joke
>>144067512They call up Arsenal players too tbf
why even watch the show if you can't stand the main character?
>>144067437Wonder if he's trying to secure Madueke before he goes off to play for Nigeria
Newcastle are mugs if they pay 70m for GuehiPalace are mugs if they refuse 70m for Guehi
>>144067531>seeing it as pure scripted entertainmentTypical plastic bandwagoner.
>>144067518Nice try rentboy but you're not 'back' 'Black' definitely. Blacker than Wesley Snipes
Is Carsley a Chelsea fan?
>>144067538Currently starting Burn and Krafth at centre back so maybe getting ripped off is a bit better than that.
>>144067552No way on earth he selected this side. Pure FA picks.
>>144067552>>144067560he won the u21 euros, with colwill and madueke in the team iirc. i reckon thats why
Chiesa confirmed
>>144067591Dogshit news timed to be buried by the England squad>>144067593Dogshit squad too many rentboys
>>144067591>player with history of leg injuries>"you'll never walk"
>>144067593Look at that defenders line-up.
>>144067593>Trippier ragequitting the international scene after Livramento gets picked ahead of himkek
>>144067606Scousers now proclaiming Carsley as bigger than Klopp
>England squad released>still instantly thinking about liverpoolLol
Do not talk about Liverpool even though their marquee signing was just announced.
>>144067593>Angel Gomeswho in the fuck?
>>144067591whathaveidone.jpg
>>144064942deadass fr literally who the sigma are even any of those players lol
>>144067632ex-United academy playernow in Lilleunironically surprising desu
>>144067632Ex-United youth, joined Lille in 2020
>>144067632played for utd briefly and now plays for lille, had a great season or two apparently.
>>144067423>(you) on the right
in all seriousness tho why do big clubs keep blowing money on shitters like ugarte and enzo when they do nothing. passing the ball around in liga nos is not worth 50, 60 100m quid.
>>144067674most clubs are run by dumb cunts
>>144067674utd have been crying out for a mobile DM for years.
>>144067690no cap
honestly kinda pissed Angel Gomes turned down the contract United offered so United could send him on loan, with 1-2 successful loans he'd be worth easy 20m for some foolish midtable PL club to throw their money for. always thought he'd be successful playing in top league but he was ridiculously small and Ole didn't feel like giving him enough chance.
>>144067632must have impressed Carsley in the U21s
>>144067694>mobile DMjust play two ngubu 10s in midfield
>>144067694They're in for a rude awakening when they realise they still can't send 5 players up the pitch to not defend
>>144067703Ngubus can't connect defense to attack.Ball needs to go from Maguire to Fernandes without getting won by the opposition
>>144067733the bigger problem is maguire is playing
>>144067632Better Than Foden and based midget
>>144067593glad Maguire is back, he's been decent nowadays
>>144067591wtf is this real? why on Earth would Liverpool do this?
>>144067593>no WhiteI assumed he would have come back after garef left?
>>144067591manure retardation tier signing
>>144067815FA stands for Faggots Ahht
>>144067593>3 RBs>no LBwhy is it still like this?
>>144067818The key difference being if he turns out to be shit Liverpool won't start him every week for the next 5 years
>Marc Guehi move to Newcastle is now 'highly unlikely', with Crystal Palace remaining firm in their £70m valuation. >The deal currently 'looks off'.(Source: @TeleFootball)
>>144067831true. pool have been pretty good at getting rid of their shitters over the years.
>>144067836i know fees in the prem have been retarded for a while now but 70 for guehi is next level. cunt is 40m tops. and palace look like relegation fodder so far.
>>144067591anything over 5m is too much for this past it has been also ran, Liverpool are a joke
>>144067815He rejected the call up again.
https://x.com/SkySportsNews/status/1829117801782472845crying in my room rn
would Chiesa get called up if he was English? jw, from a Liverpool fan
>>144067856china is going to nuke indonesia? based
>>144067866stewart downing would get called up before chiesa
>>144067866he'd be first choice LW, we don't have anyone there since Grealish and Rashford fell off
Kyle Walker too busy making podcasts about how much it means to him to play for England to actually bother turning up. More than an element of the Luke Shaw about him where he'll just flap his gums and people believe it.
>>144067866not even better than Jadon Sancho who isn't even better than Jaidon Anthony who also isn't even better than Antony Matheus dos Santos
>>144067888at least shaw is white tho
>>144067909>mandatory buylmao how shit are everton. i can see them finally going down this season.
>>144067909Lea_EFC bros...
>>144067591nooo you can't sign a cheap trophy-winning squad player you need to sign an overpriced literal who ngubu
>>144067909he really hated the Everton fans
>>144067934you have no idea how shit chiesa is do you
whatever happened to that young zoomer player liverpool had a couple of years ago with the broccoli hair? he had black facial features but was white. they got rid of him but signed chiesa...
>>144067866Chiesa to England for 10.8m when? He'd be a really cheap signing
>>144067934Actually Liverpool fans such as yourself - as a Scouse rat you'll now deny being one but it's beyond obvious you are - should be livid that FSG aren't backing their new manager. And no, he didn't only want Chiesa. He wanted signings yet he was not backed - yet you're licking FSG's arse hole, CUSTOMER.
>>144067936how can you talk about Everton when Chiesa is so shit? how?!
>>144067965every spastic that pays to go to a game in the prem or other big league is a cuckstomer these days. only real footy left is lower league. imagine being an actual juve cuckstomer after what that club has become.
>>144067965>monetise fans into customers to an extreme level>only spend 6m on some washed up Italian fraudbaka
>Jadon Sancho is in talks with Chelsea and Juventus over personal terms.>There is a feeling that he prefers a move to Chelsea and Chelsea might even prefer a permanent deal.(Source: @skysports_sheth)STERLING I CHOOSE YOU
>>144067984Yeah that's all well and good but actively backing the owners not supporting their new manager is insane. It's Yid Army behaviour and Liverpool supporters should be better than that.
only league with any real sovl left is the a-league. if you arent watching semi pro tier action with school teacher salaries then you are not sovl.
>>144067942is he worse than carvalho or playing elliott on the wing? because that's all he's replacing and his stats look perfectly fine for that
>>144067995liverpool are owned by (((americans))). what did you expect? ever heard of that little story about the frog and the scorpion?
>>144068008>is he worse than carvalho or playing elliott on the wing?those guys were only played in midfield last season, 2bf
>>144067991>the indonesian romanohow do you say here we go in indonesian?
>>144067991What would be funnier, Sancho succeeding at Chelsea or Sancho failing at Chelsea?
Lukaku gone
>>144068008>2020>8 and 8>2019>10 and 6he is not a 2024 player. dunno how he managed 9 last year.
>>144068022Chiesa?
>>144068022thank fuck. off to russia to get racially abused hopefully. cunt needs to harden up.
>>144067836Have they done anything exciting this window?
>>144068031>>144067966why are scouse spackers so easy to rile up
>>144068056>scouse spackersthat's Dave though. he's terrified Liverpool are gonna do his team in this weekend
>>144068028Saka got 10 non-penalty goals and 9 assists last season and everyone acts like he's among the world's best
>>144067593>It's a 'show your intent and win easy brownie points by picking irrelevant young players' episode
>>144068072hes butthurt because they signed a shitter like chiesa
>>144068021as a utd fan I expect him to flop in the epl, so even for me it would be funnier if he was a success. just want him gone, simple as.
>>144068074saka gets the shit kicked out of him every game. he is one of the best in england for sure. not as good as foden and palmer but he is right up there. makes maddison and grealish look like sunday league players.
>>144068086Dave is a Man Utd fan though
>>144068097well he must be schizophrenic or something
>Wout Weghorst signs for Ajax from Burnley
>sign a lad to play in the Caramel Cup>ABLs rattled
>>144068096and chiesa's worst seasons are comparable with saka's best so we agree it's a good signing. I accept your concession
historically liverpool have not been great at old trafford. its either going to be 4-4 or 0-0 i reckon.
>>144068119>chiesa's worst seasons are comparable with saka's bestdelusional.>>144068115there is a special place in hell waiting for you, you alcoholic cousin fucker.
>Official, confirmed. Romelu Lukaku signs in as new Napoli player on permanent move from Chelsea.>€30m plus add-ons, 3 year contract.remind me again how many dough Chelsea spent for him?
>>144068158>nlmao
>>144068158you could have bought 50 chiesa's with what they spent on lukakaand still won nothing just like liverpool
>>144068119what the fuck, this has to be bait.
>>144068179stats don't care about your feelings arsewog
>>144068187god, you actually are all schizo incels.
Liverdippers have gone off the deep end. They didn't want a signing, got one, now they can't handle it.
>>144068225Thanks for proving my point you cunt
>>144068247>Thanks for proving my point you cuntThat's one for the two of us, tranny.
>Manuel Ugarte to Manchester United and McTominay to Napoli is more likely to be announced tomorrow.(Source: @TelegraphDucker)
Chiesaaaaaa
>>144064889corr would shag her arse
>>144067593>Angel GomesI unironically have no idea who that is
>>144068285Good post friend but the ABLs won't like this one bit
how was chiesa so cheap?
>>144068352bad injury recordlast year of contractpretty low risk for liverpool all things considered, as long as his wages aren't insane.
>Federico Chiesa. “I just want to say something that stuck to my mind when I was about to land in the aeroplane”.>“I saw Anfield and as soon as I saw Anfield I said to my wife: put the song on, YNWA!”.>“I wanted to imagine myself there hearing the chant of the fans”.Pure soul
Mason Greenwood getting called up by Jamaica but he says she did it of her own accord
>>144068368like or not greenwood was elite at united
>Love, put on that song written by two American Jews for a gay musical which Celtic play before matches as does Liverpool FC: You'll Never Walk Alone!
>sell 2 players who didn't play a minute last season to Brentford for £50 million>buy Chiesa for 10Looks like we won the transfer window after all
>>144068366>>144068420fucking lmao
>>144068368I heard they went via Jakarta and she opted to go by plane
the fact that Liverpool made Chiesa their first signing, even after Juve put a heavy discount on his price, is kinda strange don't you think? don't think they're in danger of being chased down by PSR thingy, made good fortune from Carvalho and van den Berg's sales, but someone waited until the last week of the transfer window to buy the winger whom Juve desperately tried to sell. and that's it? they really spent the entire transfer window chasing Zubimendi but then when he told he didn't want to move, Liverpool just didn't do much?I know they got that Georgian keeper but his signing isn't to strengthen them now. such a strange window for them although it's not exactly new knowing how absolute cheapskate FSG is.
>>144068457Note the total lack of pressure from the customers on FSG despite this though. Two signings which do not strengthen them.
The manc cope is killing mehttps://www.redcafe.net/threads/federico-chiesa-liverpool-agree-initial-13m-euros-fee.463860/page-11
>>144068420Kek
>>144068457Mamardashvilli was our first signing silly
>Exclusive: Hull City have found an agreement with Liverpool to sign Ben Doak on loan. (@DaveOCKOP)the scotch messi travels east
>>144068472Redcafe is a gold mine of delusion at all times, it's hilarious
Kek based
they some broke boiz over in italy apparently
>>144068520https://www.reddit.com/r/Juve/comments/1f42005/chiesa_farewell_post/
>>144068520umm no he's a £200k/week permacrock shitter you can't just post facts here yank
>>144068544A lying rat with no loyalty from the looks of the comments. Welcome to your new home!
>>1440648895 pounds of makeup on her face
>>144068578i reckon its more expensive
>>144068493There was a lad in the ETH thread earlier unironically going on about how they 'bossed Coventry'
>>144068582hehe, good one. :)
ohnonono
>>144068611passion
my little Chiesa will spread his toxic fume (fart and diarrhea) in record time when Anal SLUT told him he's only signed to warm Diaz's bench
>mount injuredthis dude is worse than chiesa
>Mason Mount has picked up a hamstring injury and is set to be out for a number of weeks [@SamC_reports]THE MURTOUGH LEGACY EVERYONE
>>144067090>not even good enough to start for Everton even with calvert loo roll with his glass legsHe has a big mouth without the skills to back it up
>>144068710>>144068705
>>144068705>>144068710How will United cope without the English Xavi?
>>144068736is joe allen available?
imagine Mason Mount with Fred's availability...
>>144068754>Joe Allen is only 29
>>144068705Pressbros...
Can one of you autists shoop him to look like a Roman soldier by including a helmet, cloak, and gladivs (sword) please.
>Armando Broja’s move to Ipswich Town is 100% off and collapsed. He’s back to Chelsea now.
>>144067909Btw 90% of the comments are genuine "what film is this?" From nigerians and the like
>>144068705>Mount>Yoro>Sancho>Shaw>Hojlund>Malacia>LindelofInjury crisis starting early this season
>>144068847bumcho will leave and lindelof is 6th choice
this liverpool match will decide my mood for the next 2 weekssigh
>>144068783Professional artist me
>£12.5 why'd juve give up church for a bag of chips?
>>144068884You're a gook your mood should always be terrible
>>144068867If i apologize will they finally buy him>>144068981i'm brown actually
Hope Osimhen goes to chelsea just for the arsewog seethe
>>144068912Kek perfect
>Buy injury prone players>Run them into the ground>They get injured>surprisedpikachu.webp
>>144069028united could ask 10m for him and redditmund would still not buy him, they'll still suck his cock on twitter though
>>144069067United has the 2nd largest subreddit behind real
>>144069082Cheers, Geoff.
>>144069101Just weird seeing united fans call other clubs redit when they objectively have more of a redit following
>>144068783how's this?
>>144069145it's not
>>144069145Again, I appreciate your insights on Reddit statistics. Look forward to seeing more.
>>144069163Weird you chose to focus on me and not the person who initially brought redit up, almost as if you're a seething united customer from the other side of the planet
>>144069191Yes, I'm seething over the number of people using Reddit. Only a Statician as smart as yourself could find me out so easily.
>>144067909>this guy can play for >our NTHmm..
>>144068912Put that through stable diffusion and it would come out good or bad
>>144069136cl draw matchy
>>144069153kek
milner is the only specimen of leeds scum i wouldn't spit oni might even go so far as to say i'd shake his hand for his role in shovelling manure down the table over the past two decadesalright lad he is
We're being told to praise Liverpool for signing a goalkeeper they can't play for a year and a crocked winger that no-one else wanted
https://x.com/FaruqBashar/status/1829078898438508882
>tfw Dave was reddit all along
>>144069578Season was over long before it started.
Don't know what the new CL format isDon't careWill only watch the final anyway
Should I pick up Chiesa in my draft league the moment he gets added to the system?
>>144070282No
>>144070282can't imagine he's going to play that much at least not for a few weeks
>>144070303Why not
>>144070324We have no idea how good he will be
Manchester City play Inter Milan (home), PSG (away), Club Bruges (home), Juventus (away), Feyenoord (home), Sporting Lisbon (away), Sparta Prague (home), Slovan Bratislava (away)
>>144070353shan't be watching any of that
getting a headache just reading the bbc livetext for this drawthey should make it retard-accessible for people like me
>>144070539Just wait until it is finished
>LIVERPOOL will play Real Madrid (home), Leipzig (away), Bayer Leverkusen (home), AC Milan (away), Lille (home), PSV (away), Bologna (home) and Girona (away).
>>144070643It's over.
This new format is arse.
I'm not seeing Liverpool fans demanding they sign someone else which is frankly bizarre.
>>144070717Chiesa can cover every position.
>>144070717perfectly played by FSGmiss out on the their top big money signings then appease the fans with a couple of on the cheap shitters
>Liverpool are racing against the clock to sign Argentine midfielder Santiago Hezze before the transfer deadline passes.
>>144070717See >>144069484Liverpool have physically, metaphysically, and spiritually already won the transfer window. Why would they need to sign anyone else?
>>144070772Literally who?
>>144070643RIP
Chiesa is world class on FIFA, will be a great player for Liverpool in that game. Doubt he gets 10 G+A or 20 starts all comps though
>>144070675It's even dumber because you cannot go down to the Europa League any more. Which is really shit for teams that scraped CL through luck or whatever and then get raped and lose all European football because lol format change :)
Wait. Do you guys actually think Chiesa is a good player?
>>144070798Santiago Hezze is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a defensive midfielder for Greek Super League club Olympiacos
Chelsea finna sign Toney and Osimhen and have the greatest front two since Shearer and Sheringham.
>>144070960Get more of a Ba + Cisse vibe for some reason
>ASTON VILLA will play Bayern Munich (home), Leizpig (away), Juventus (home), Club Bruges (away), Celtic (home), Young Boys (away), Bologna (home) and Monaco (away).comically easy draw
>>144071203>comically easy
>>144071203Kino draw
>>144071237six teams they should be looking to beat imhotwo "hard" teams both at home
>>144071257They were looking to beat Olympiakos last season. Remember how that panned out?
>>144071257Just got embarrassed by Arsenal so for their sake I hope they're working on signings today
Where’s Man United’s draw?
>>144071290>embarrassed by Arsenal>totally outplayed them>let down by Shitkins>requiring save of the season to deny villa scoring>let down by martinez letting through an easy shot>lucky rebound goalyeah 'embarrassed'.
>>144071339Yes all good copes if we want to just not look at the 'scoreline' at all. Maybe that's the path for Villa fans this season. No need for decent signings.
>Liverpool have failed to win each of their last eight meetings with Real Madrid (D1 L7); their longest ever winless run against an opponent in European competition
>>144071336Coming this Sunday
Anyone see who Manure got in the champions league?
>>144071339deary me from this post you'd think it was a resounding Villa win
>>144070853Getting shunted down into the lower competitions was just a safety net in case TV clubs fucked up in the groups, you shouldn't get rewarded for finishing 3rd
>>144067593Ngl this is grimI think your peak passed. At least you went to two Euro finals back to back.
dont understand the new champions league and for that reason alone i dont like it
>>144071499it would be great if it was just top 8 go through, can foresee a lot of dead rubbers with this format
>>144068021Best outcome would be Sancho failing miserably overall at Chelsea, but always playing well and scoring when they play United
>>144071410They're not in the Champion's League this season. They're in the Europa League.
>>144071527Surely the mighty manure finished at least 4th last season right
>>144071561No, they finished 8th last season with the most injuries in the league.
>Qualify for CL for first time in forever>It's this shite
>>144071572>>144071572So you are admitting that the United squad is comprised of mostly weak and brittle pussies?
[Paul Joyce] Liverpool have rejected a 20m bid from Nottingham Forest for Caoimhin Kelleher . Offer well below Liverpool’s valuation and the club was not looking to sell.Tier 1 (x.com)
>>144071639Last season it was, yes. Fernandes is the exception. He is never injured.
Banter united is the only team to ever have injuries
Liverpool didn't need signings, they got snubbed twice though then made one panic cheap signing
state of bbc article writers
>>144072074RAWK piped up the batty crease with this article
>>144071644>Offer 4x what the player is worth>Club wants moreHope they get relegated
>>144072074i get my news exclusively from bbc pidgin
I know the news about injury has been posted (I'm not a news repeating nonce) but>Manchester United midfielder Mason Mount has suffered a new injury setback that will keep him out of action for up to five weeks.Gives actual timeline.
>>144071492Winner of the back to back reaching the final cup
>>144072385Bruno lost his pressing buddy. They're going to have to sit deep against Liverpool and hoof it up to big zirkz
just learned that Anri Okita is an Aston Villa supporter
you wanna get a life pal
>>144072786well she is from birmingham, which is fucking bizarre.
>>144072736Kek what. Fernandes has the best engine in the league and I'm not even a United fan.
>>144072786She seems nice :)
any seething newcastle fans in here
Chiesa is such a god awful signing, says a lot a bout the state of the game when it's "only" 10m. But we all know dippers are very objective about their players, and the murders they get up to. Like those murdered supporters of the club the bloke came in from.
Just to be clear, the merseyside reds murdered 39 innocent people in cold blood. Youngest was 11. Funny that the british press thinks I want a moral lecture from this club when it should've been disbanded.
>>144073515>>144073631I'm a utd fan, but for gods sake shut the fuck up. You aren't funny mate.
>>144073693You shitsmears aren't much better, got an elderly couple killed at teesside and were very "lucky" (if such a word is appropriate) it wasn't much worse. What is it with you northwestern sanctimonious cunts and murdering and killing innocent people?
>>144073220>well she is from birmingham, which is fucking bizarreWait, what?I thought she was a jap?
LIVARPOOL>>144073640>>144073640>>144073640
>Chelsea conceded to ServetteShame they're 3-1 down on aggregate.
10 years
>Dave desperately spamming links to his Heysel thread across multiple threads and getting only 1 reply which was making fun of himoof
>everyone in engerland lives in londonistanExplain this
>>144074091>67 million people in UK>7 million in london>Everybody lives there???If you want to see a country where everybody lives in the capital look at Greece
>>144074138>UK I said engerland You have a reading loicense m8?
>>144074091>>144074138There's easily 15m in London
>lelsea
>>14407413815 million metro pop, everywhere outside it is a poor backwater shithole, unfortunately our corrupt politicians have kneecapped everywhere outside Dublin too
>Manchester United legend Patrice Evra has admitted that he regrets making the infamous video where he kisses and spanks a raw chicken
>>144074185Are there away goals? Because Chelsea will win then.
What's he thinking right now?
>>144074255>Chelsea shouldn’t have sold Lukaku>We need more BBC so my wife can watch and enjoy football
>>144074255The dreaded Spuds
>all the ABC not realising Chelsea goes through due to aggregatelmao learn how the tournament works.
>>144074338>a fucking napkin
>>144074338Mate there's 10 minutes left and Servette can equal the aggregate
Chelsea shithoused a win with a glorious defensive display. Be VERY afraid.
>>144074255he's trusting the process
>>144074387>doesn't understand what "shithouse" means
>>144074386>>144074378Lol. You're going to be seething all night.
Fucking embarassing.
>>144074423I'm not seething. I'm just saying that Servette could feasibly equalise.
Can't find Man Utd's CL fixtures this year lads where are they?
Will be interested to see how Ugarte plays at Man Utd. He's a brutal tackler so I can imagine the English referees crying about it.
Watch the Chelsea customers come crawling back when they get to the final of the energy drink cup (and lose again)
>>144074483The best way I can describe him ability is to say he's like a modern Roy Keane. Big tackler and very aggressive. Can see him being a fan favourite but he will get targeted by refs.
>Leicester announce the signing of attacking-midfielder Bilal El Khannouss from Genk for £19m on a four-year deal.
>>144074571"Al Canoe"
Just what Arsenal need, another player who misses 12 simple shots per game. Think the agent is just desperate and getting his journo mates to plug this story. Been linked to everybody.
>>144074423>Seething in silence because he knows how fucking embarassing this all isEven the foreign customers fucked off. You realise literally nobody is thinking "yay we're winning" right now.How thick are Rent boys/
>>144074619"Blau El Kannoos' I think.
And here comes the glorious seethe from ABCscum. The absolute deliciousness of giving them hope that we'd lose and taking it away from them. Furiously they're typing trying to find fault with winning but they can't. Lmao. Played the kids, won the game, into the competition. Simple. Done and dusted.
>>144074704>>144074704>>144074704Chelsea Football Club are the best and richest team in the world.
best chelsea making cockney reds seethe
What banter is there to be had from this, past two years have shown that squeaking by Servette is Chelsea's level.
>>144074635>Think the agent is just desperate and getting his journo mates to plug this story.Yeah that's what this feels like. We know any move is going to be very complicated given how much Chelsea owe him. He rightly is not going to just write that off so Chelsea will want top whack to offset it a bit but then he won't decrease his wages by much if at all either. So say £40m + £270k a week for an average player with likely no resell value - only Chelsea go in for deals like that.
>40 post match thread>lost 2-1 to Servette in a UEFA Conference league qualifier legThis is the lowest of lows for Dreadlocks FC
>>144074885I could understand a loan if Chelsea paid 70% of his wages. But not a sale. Unless it was like £5m and Sterling cut his wages down to £100k per week max.
OH MY GOD CHELSEA REALLY ARE PURE DOGSHITRENTBOYS ARE GONNA ROPE BY APRIL
>>144074640based slag
2 penalties to scrape by a Conference League Qualifier team by 1 (one) single goal.
>>144075205Genuinely shocking
Still won. Still qualified. Cope.
Dave really angry about Chelsea FC for some reason
>>144075330Is it?Chelsea are a mid table club like Newcastle or Crystal Palace. Only difference is they have an american sugar daddyI guess the only anomaly in this explanation is West Ham won the conference league too. Maybe that gives Chelsea some hope
heh, my boi boehlingz... he just needs 2 more years of moneyball
>>144075434United aren't in Europe this season, so, gotta pretend being in it is bad.
So why did Wolves concede a lot of goals from this Chelsea side?
everybody wants to gas the jews
>>144075480gr8 b8 m8Ok but genuinely the funniest part of this is everyone theorizing how United could end up in the Conference league, and how embarassing it would be, and now Chelshit are in the fucking qualifiers for it and already losing matches.
>>144075516It was part of the Neto transfer
>>144075434Dave gets angry about everybody bar city, because he's a giga cuck
>>144075598I meant not in CL, so gotta pretend being in it [Conference League] is super bad because it makes United seem better by being in EL.
Dave on a mad one again
Funny how the teams below are somehow less embarassing
>>144075809Poor Red Imps, went out.
>The New Saints created Welsh football history as they secured their place in the Europa Conference League group stages.
>>144075858Pretty mental how Chelshit were nearly playing in the same competition as a team from Gibraltar
baller of a game lads.>>144075809The Puskas vs Fiorentina is a good game too watching it rn.
>>144075880Sheepshaggers and god knows what else fighting harder than Chelsea mercenaries
>Madrid drew with Las Palmas>were 1-0 for 60 mins>needed a dodgy penlol. soon as they don't have bellingchad they poolapse.
>>144075880That's The New Saints who famously are English
>>144075969Chelsea lost a match today in a Conference league qualifier with a penaltySo... you can always do worse
in many ways it was already full and then uefa added some more matches
>>144076039Don't you understand they NEED the extra billy from those extra games or football will DIE do you want a Super League CHUD??? Because that's what's coming next if we don't get MORE money!!!!!
>>144076039LOL
>>144076039Ceferin is a fucking devious cunt
Final day of /trans/ tomorrow lads. No good memes. No good transfers. No good anything. Literally nothing. /trans/ gets worse and worse each year.
>>144076196ummm
>>144076106This is Larne, by the way. Managed to achieve what neither of Northern Ireland's Big Two (Linfield & Glentoran) did and qualify for the group stages of a European competition.
>>144076229>hughes asked>got quoted 90m euros>hung up the phone
>>144076106>>144076236>Northern Ireland is slightly better at football than GibraltarScreaming
>>144076229What is this one suppose to be? Good meme? Good transfer?>>144076236Quite amazing how Linfield keep fucking it up.
>>144076270Lincoln Red Imps already got to the group stages of a European competition.>>144076281>Quite amazing how Linfield keep fucking it up.I will never forget watching Linfield v RFS a couple of years back and seeing them somehow choke a 3 on 1 in the final minute of extra time to losing on penalties. The BBC NI commentators were genuinely pushing for David Healy to get a Premier League job.
>>144076281>What is this one suppose to be? Good meme? Good transfer?never heard of him so i assume he's brilliant
New thread when we're ready, lads: >>144076149
>>144076332Thank fuck for a normal /trans/. OP will be fucking seething his gimmick is done.
NEW>>144076392>>144076392>>144076392
>>144076403Ha ha, stupid cunt. Played at your own game.
>>144076403Kek, get fucked.
This thread isn’t finished
In fact
It has barely begun
Nigger
>>144074138half of mongolians all live in one city
