news:Conor is running for president of IrelandChandler is in talks with Conor to adopt deported Afro-Eire migrantsprevious: >>144256784
Sumiko Inaba fight day. Get hype!
Say. His. Surname.
>one post earlier
>>144267453He tripped from kicking Soilkov in the head. Poolkan sissies really are getting desperate.
Say that to my face not online, fucker and see what happens.
>>144267591Max would shove his TWC up their cockholes and heem them stiff
>>144267685Mikey is the worst kind of scum for having soi meltdowns pretending he hates le steroids so heckin much! Kade would have broken him.
>>144267685 Jiu jitsu is gay
The only fight that matters tonight
>>144267685Chud
>>144267591This account is run by a pajeet btw
Chinese martial arts
WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO PAY HAPS COMPUTER LESSONS NOW
>>144267685Why is this dood's six pack all crooked?
>>144267927my god, you must be obscenely obese
>>144267832No one watches that crap here
MMA Guru is the Sean Strickland of chuds
GADOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH
>>144267920Hap's hair is way more well groomed than that
>>144267927Unfortunate ab insertions
>>144267946Yeah I am. I bet you're even fatter, faggot.
>>144267832Nice shape on Usman. Move over Costa, there's a new aesthetic king in town.
>>144267920>>144268027
Michelangelo. Pablo Picasso.Walt Disney.Steve Jobs.
>>144268027these people are sick
Gilbert Burns vs. Sean BradyJessica Andrade vs. Natalia SilvaSteve Garcia vs. Kyle NelsonMatt Schnell vs. Cody DurdenTrevor Peek vs. Yanal Ashmouz
>>144268423BradyAndradeNelsonDurdenAshmouz
>>144267904
>>144268423GiblertNot AndradeSteveDurdenPeek
Finna get wasted tonight with the Mexican equivalent to kvass (tequila). Hby?
>>144267529I'm voting for conor
>>144268580Water and an early night with my girl
Just heemed my pinky doing yard work
what happened to the hype around diego lopes
>>144268423BradySilvaNelsonDurdenYanal
>>144268647what if Rory won that fight and never got flushed?
>>144267685LMFAO
>>144268652Danny gay slowed it down
>>144267920>a few months What the fuck?
real ones are tuned into Polaris 29 ONLY on UFC Fight Pass
>>144268647how
>>144268722real ones don't spend money on this shit
ms power slap
>>144268737Cut down some shrubs/long weeds and was picking them up and got it all tangled up in one that was still attached to the root and got it twisted in it and bent.
>>144268423BradyAndrade Garcia Schnell Peek
OHHHHHH VICIOUS LEFT FROM ORTEGABRIAN ORTEGA HAS PUT ON SUCH AN AMAZING PERFORMANCE SO FAR TONIGHT AND IT'S LOOKING LIKE HE'S GOING TO STOP THE SHOWDON'T LET THAT GROUND POUND FOOL YOU ORTEGA ISN'T GETTING HIM OUT OF THERE WITH STRIKESOH THERE IT IS. THAT'S WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT, LOPES JUST MADE A BIG MISTAKE TRYING TO BLOCK WITH HIS ARMNOW THIS IS A SIGHT WE'RE ALL FAMILIAR WITHORTEGA'S GOT THAT ARM TRIANGLE NICE AND TIGHT, THAT SQUEEZ IS CRAZYI DON'T THINK HE'S GOING TO TAPNOPE, DIEGO LOPES IS GOING OUT ON HIS SHIELDAND KEITH PETERSON HAS SEEN ENOUGH, T-CITY BY T-CITY IN THE SPHERE
Brain Ortega
>>144268913map holloway
>>144268913Joan Jones
>>144268913Dana "Nigga Please" White
>>144268423BurnsSilvaNelsonDurdenPeek
What, you think you're better than the BW champ?
what does it mean to... be a real one?
>>144268981Ew
>>144268981is hispanic vagene better than others?
>>144268981She lets him fuck whoever he wants, she gets to have the status and money, and he gets to keep his family. Much like Conor's wife. It's the best of both worlds, we should all be so lucky.
>>144269021>subbed by Bobby Sapp
>>144268023I thought he was supposed to be good at muay thai?
>>144269088He is, Superlek is just the best. Especially after Khunsueklek was exposed by some Jap.
>>144269042Not the whole enchiladahttps://www.lowkickmma.com/sean-omalley-cheating-on-wife/
kid's just not that good
>>144269041It tastes like carne asade tacos
>>144269136Hmm, if that is the case then that's unfortunate. Sex is not worth a turbulent home life.
>>144267685
>>144268913CD
>>144269243Jiu Jitsu is so fucking gay
>>144268023I remember Till heeming Reddit Rob and Du Niggis with a similar counter elbow.
>>144268913Dustin Gaethje.
>>144269243this is why we watch ONE
>>144268423bradysilvagarciaschnellpeek
>>144268913Islam Knurmakhachedov
>>144269144anyways when you choose a life partner maybe looks should not be the most important thing
Islam? I-slam, I slam? Coincidence?
>>144269141>kid's just not that gACK
>>144269243>what the fuck is this metal gear so->gets in diaper changing position this is really fucking gay
>>144269501Reminder that Mitchell was winning up to that point.
>>144269568and he was still recovering from the flu
>>144269568Is that so.
Who's the mozartkugeln of the UFC? Simple, elegant, yet decadent.
Bryce only lost because he shit himself
Reminder
>>144269812the new guard of LW of MW
>>144269243This is why WDWTCH
>>144269846putting you in the woodchipper after hasbulla
>>144269846Why would anyone tap to arm wrestling?
>>144267575Bo Peep
Remembrance. Legacy. MICK PARKIN
where did the discord goons go
>>144267920They're meant to be put together in minutes. Black Excellence. Why don't NASA hand the keys over to this Hap.
>>144269907to get pegged
>>144268423BunrsAngdradeGarcioScneldAshpouz
Schaub's meng, since someone was asking for it in the previous thread: https://archiveofsins.com/data/r/image/1609/61/1609617091341.jpg
>>144270097tattoos match
>>144270097that penis has penetrated the vaginal cavity of every LA-based comedian's wife
how many bongs till the heems lads?
>>144270097Welp, I don't know why I looked a that.
>>144270155Cage Warriors is on rn
>>144270155Idk
>>14427015556 bings
>>144270137Sean Strickland was raped
>>144270241nah you were
his name is not strickraped
>>144270251Take your HRT stricksissy
>>144270276it's yours it has your name on it
Gonna be homeless in a couple weeks bros, dollars, no job, lease ending, phone disconnected tomorrow, ill have to throw away anything i own that doesnt fit in my backpack Guess ill be going for a very long walk
sleem
>>144270295My name is not strickraped
>>1442702990 dollars*Why does every job take 2 weeks to hire what happened to "can you start tomorrow?"
>>144270321fraid it is
Pakibongs name is now strickraped
>>144268423Beast of a card.
Finna enjoy watching Schnell prove the doubters wrong. He's an underdog and he's going to win it! Same for my boy Ashmouz. sSoryr, Peeknation, you are about to get it! And finally,, I just want to say a massive DISRESPECT to everyone whom has ever doubted my body PADDY.
If Gilbert Burns loses I'll never gamble again
>>144270177WDWTSH
Finna zeem the man who disrespects my name.
I was raped. This is me btw
WDoWTSH
>>144270456
>>144270456beast of a beast
Why does UFC give us so little LHW/HW fights? I'm sick and tired of seeing little manlets LW and below fight
What is it about Dricus that makes soibois cry? I think these people have just never met a POWERFUL AFRICAN MAN before.
>>144270155Polaris is on right now
>>144270506HW is mostly fat guys moving slowly to avoid gassing out.
>>144270507DricGOD raped Izzy
>>144270506because jones keeps ducking are tommy
Gilbert Burns is way too much of a dog to lose 3 times in a row Whereas Sean Brady has only had a couple real fights his resume looks nice but he hasn't faced the same challenges Sean Brady gets himself an LThis assessment has been made using esoteric logic rather than fighting knowledge.
Wtf is Polaris? Sounds like the name of a shitty beer brand
>>144270506manlet are angrier and more driven
>>144270506LW is 5'11-6'2 now
>>144270568The greatest UK grappling event, streaming now of UFC fight pass
>>144270474My sides, please, please someone with social media send this to him
>>144270568>>144270568It's a moon, dummy.
>>144268423BradyAndradeGarciaDurdenAshmouz
>>144268423burnsandruhjnielsendurdenpeek
>>144270562I take esoteric knowledge over fighting knowledge, scientific knowledge, or prudential knowledge every time.
>>144270535Yeah HW is arse. I prefer 205 and 185 where guys have some agility
>>144268423BurnsAndradeNelsonDurdenPeek
I am still here. Still posting after all these years. How many of you can say that? How many of you are dawlgs who absolutely refuse to move forward in life? Only he may stand with me.
>all those two years
>>144270645See>>144270329>>144270299Actual fuckin homeless dude here
>>144270645Forgot to post my image tag that I use for picks...#STILLADAWG#OLDFAG#NOTMYHEAVYWEIGHTCHAMPION#PROTECTASIANWOMEN
Heem was literally founded in June 2024
how are you niggas making picks for this card literally who the fuck are the people that aren't burns
>>144270681I've lived in my car for a couple of days. If you have a car you'll have to do that. Find somewhere you can stay overnight, find somewhere to park in town during the day, and work on getting a job I guess. You should have saved some money up but no one does these days (I do, £60k).
>>144270730I did this during a sweltering hot summer of 92 and it did not end well
If your only strategy is to take two to get one, you're going to get to the point or meet that guy that you can't take one from, let alone two. Dricus Du Plesis does that, and Alex Pereira is that guy.
>>144270684>First posted 06 Aug 2022
I’m telling you man you can’t even take ONE from poareddit.Dudes a MONSTER it only took him 12 clean hooks to standing early stoppage tko flushed Izzy!
>>144270730I do not have a car nor a bicycle just my backpack
>>144270729im a 268er
Does being a 205er make me an oldfag now?
>>144271009Strickland won 2 rounds, championship fights are 5 rounds total, that means Dricus Du Plesis won the majority of rounds, that being 3 of the 5 rounds. Hope that helps.
Leisure Suit Loopy
>>144270729This card actually has a lot of known guys if you're not a cazzoid. The only guys I don't know is the opening fight and Dulgarian's opponent.
BROS THE HEEMS ARE ALMOST BACK
Destiny. Manifested. Accomplished.
>>144267832this is the best fight of the night. do we talk about it in /heem/ or make a separate bellator game thread?
Heh.. Yeah, I started watching during May/Mac.. guess I'm a bit of an oldhead.
>>144271095High level chess match
I started watching around UFC 44.
>>144271188WDWTSH
>>144268913Nice
I fought at UFC 1
>>144271305Talmbout Kevin Rosier?
I Started early 2000s in High School was jealous everyone was in better shape than me so I started doing MMA and working out sounds gay but MMA saved my loife
>>144271292Jäte bra
>>144271330>sounds gayYes, it does.
>>144270831You owe me your allegiance.
>>144271364No thank you
>>144271282no but i've thought about it. but it wouldn't be worth it. for one, what's even the point of sex if you can't hit that pussy raw. two, i don't think i could or would want to make out with an escort. who knows how many dicks have been in that mouth since the last time she went to the dentist. lastly fucking without passion/love just isn't as fun and you're on a timer
>>144270852That;s rough. There are hostels in my city where you can get a bunk in a shared room for maybe £20 a night. Shared toilets and so on.
>>144271422
Garry looked shite in his last fight. The hypetrain is gone. We're just waiting for him to get SPOONED right now, if we weren't already. I cannot respect a man who fails the hypetrain.
>>144271453Your brethren got his ass whooped because he was a prancing dancing pussy n-word
>>144271386Image hash changed, can't verify it's the same poster. The records show you officially started your heem posting career in August 2022, sorry.
>MIKEK POOge
>I've mastered Brazilian Jiu Jitsu - crawl on top of me, and meet your doom!
>>144271258OH AND BOBBY QUEEN SUBMITS TO PADDY THE DADDY
>144271316>144271422autism
Gamethread make it
>>144271524Is that Mikey bussymeci?
Anthony Zhmith
>>144271637PeeGay Queerasshole
>>144271451Anderson was asian?
>>144271637Shota strickgaped
There is nothing wrong with other men fucking your wife.
>>144267529Imagine being Chandler wasting like 3 years of his career waiting to fight this guy only for the fight to never happen.
streameast is so shit its insane
>>144271697Ok where's yours at buddy?
>>144271752Works fine for me.
>>144271765At her boyfriend's house, obviously. That's a dumb question.
>>144271748Yeah, McGregor is a piece of shit.>>144271752Try streamwest
Has there ever been a -2000 line? What the fuck? How can it be so bad its like 9-1 vs 8-2. I mean I'll do at least a minimum bet to this +1800 wins at all over 1 round man I don't know is it degen? Oh well just wanted to show you guys a weird bet see ya.
>>144271752That's illegal
>>144271799Bo Nigger was -5000 against one of the cans he crushed
Any fighter who sustains himself (or herself) on only seed-oils?
>>144268423Sean BradyNatália SilvaSteve GarciaMatt SchnellTrevor Peek
>>144271861>SchnellThe dude would get ko'd by a mild breeze.
>>144271925>>144271925>>144271925GMATHREAD#1
>>144268423BurnsAndradeGarciaDurdenAnal Assmouth
>>144268423Gilbert BurnsNatalia SilvaKyle NelsonCody DurdenTrevor Peek
SLOPCHADS... TONIGHT WE EAT!
>>144270506>Why does UFC give us so little LHW/HW fights?because there are a lot more guys in the smaller division than in the bigger ones
>>144271968he stopped fighting like this
>>144271955forgot pic.
>>144271988you never know when da dawlg might come back out
>>144271422These are too creative and too numerous for being a thing you do just because you think it's funny
>>144271637Penis Vaginovitch
>>144271941My grandma's thread?
You're all PUSSIES
>>144271900schnell is a real one, kill or be killeddurden is too boring
I'd just make Dana White give me free stuff.
>>144272155you wouldn't say that to my face bitch
actually a banger
>>144271422:DD
haha wouldn't it be an ebin troll to just collect all the picks and not make the image haha
Ramaska has the worst TD defense I've ever seen
THE GREATEST COMEBACK IN SPORTS HISTORY
holy shit, the card has started!
>>144267529Fuck Conor
you don't watch every dog shit card err your a cazzie bro
>>144273278unironically true cuz only subhuman cazoids don't realize that tomorrow's stars are on today's undercards
>>144272800tai tuivasa is the nikocado avocado of mmajust you watch
>>144273389welterweight tuivasa will reign for a long time
>>144268981Can't believe he let this goblina cuck him.
>>144270097I don't wanna open this. Is it at least a peach of a hogg?
I don't know about you but I'm saving 10$ by buying my UFC© PPV early together with a year of ESPN+® for only 145.95$! And you should too!
>>144267591>black not capitalizedP R O B L E M A T I C
>>144269988Parker could have been good if he wasn't so bad
>>144273419He told her to.> “I was hooking up with this one chick, and Dany knew - we had hooked up together at one point - she was getting a little jealous, and she was like, ‘I want to have sex with someone, and you know him’, and it was one of my buddies," he said.>“I swear to god, I messaged that kid, and I said, ‘you know what kind of relationship we’re in. I’m not going to be mad at you if she hits you up, you have my word’.
KWAB
49 days until Gane fights.
I mean sometimes you just need to get your little goblina creampied by another guy, who is your friend.
>The Noche As a Mexican, I'm very offended by the cultural appropriation of my language.
who will win in brady vs burns?
>the noche as an american the idea of a mexican event taking place on us soil is very predictablewhat even is america anymore
wasnt the goblino meme for mixed race? she's pure breed guatemaltecan royalty
all central/south americans are mixed race
>>144270456Why does he always look like he is going to cry
>check up on ONE because Mighty Mouse retiredbruh what the FUCK is this lmao
>>144274206not the fans thats fer shure
>>144274736Very few of them are still full native or full spaniards
>>144274736Silence mutt
kek why did he grab ref's shirt
DOUBLE JESUS ALL THE WAY
>>144272800cancer?
>>144274788>those defensesKEK
Hello brazzas whata re we watchgin tonight? ufc card looks shit
LET'S GO YANAL
What are your picks for Smellator?
>Canadian MMA
>Usman Nurmagomedovbro whose fucking create-a-character made a jump to the real world
Come November 17th, Tom Aspinall will have debuted and rose up through the rankings all the way from unranked to undisputed champion all before Canada managed to obtain one single ranked fighter.
Jordan Newman about to pull off the upset of the century.
brady sucks
bet brady calls out colby
>Belal vs Shavkat>Garry vs JDM>Brady vs Usman
another great White victory
>roider having a daughterwow
The white man marches on
Ian mocado cherry
>calling out garrysmdh
uhhh Cherrybros our response???
Sean Brady earned his nickname tonight. Sean "Strickland" Brady
What did khamzat do to this man.
>could have called out colby, leon or kneeless usman>call out someone ranked under you
Kyle nelson lost
Peein Mocado Cherry
khabitch sighted in smellator cornering one of his cousins
>>144282598gave him aids
>>144282632rent free
>90-190-2. Khabib's progeny obliterated. Told you so.
Suga fight week starts tomorrow.
Picks four winsMalaysiaUS x2Spain
so did burns retire or not
Ronda Lousy
>>144282783no there's still the cumshit rematch to look forward to
Gilbert Burns welterweight career has been defined by him beating old men and losing to good fighters.
>>144282632>>144282725was he KOd
Bellator gamethread
>>144282742SuGOD Sean O'MoggedlyHaters keep seething
>>144282804there really are no good wins
>>144282804belal loss is a drawl
>>144282804Okay and what's your career dumbass?
>>144282804If you can't finish burns you aren't a good fighter.
Bellator is based because of the brazzas
>>144282773I run /heem/
what the fuck is the point of the khabibcam, if I want a russian spamming in my ears nonstop I'll play counter-strike
>>144282807No he's down 2 rounds in a 3 rounder and losing the third as well.
>Yes you can have money for sphere, brazza. Hold my hand, brazza. Let's take walk to my private room.>bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap bwap>BWAH GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK GWAK G-ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder if any of these fighters are using meth. Seems like it would be a major benefit and would give you a huge edge in a fight.
You now remember Giblert Burns
>>144282804Gilbert Burns is an undercover bum
why did I waste 5 hours watching apex slop
>>144282804i would say his only real loss is to usmeng
>>144282852He's the friggin GOA-... no, no, y'know what? He's the FUCKING EAGLE!
>>144282742I wonder how much of that is from the Moutinho fight
khabib is present
>>144282852He's literally just telling that inbred to fucking do something over and over.
>>144282898Yes.
Burn got heemed by Dookie Dan
>>144269434No but it’s gonna be top 3.
BRAZZAS SEETHING HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO HHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAA
>>144282804>38 and on a loosing skidare you thinking what I'm thinking Colbros?
>>144282920ill top you 3 times just say the word
>>144269812whittaker gatekeeps them all in the next 2 years.
>>144274742Allergies.
>>144282945now post team pakistan, b
Khabib just suffered a coaching loss. Usman Nurmagomedov v Alexander Shabliy in about 2 bongs. This is the best fight of the night
>>144282945not one good fighter amongst them
Louis Smolka? Now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time.
>>144270456>I was raped... FOR YOU FUCKING GUYS
>>144282982better yet post team india
>>144269812they're all mediocre
>>144282979>>144282979>>144282979Main card beginning
>>144269812probably shit, definitely shit, flushed by reddit rob, filtered by anybody top 10, filtered by flushed robocop, future goat
>>144283014Come on now b
>smellapoor gamethreadhahahahahahahaha
>>144283014Really no point in doing a game thread for Bellator, only r/heem is gonna be there.
>>144282984To Duke Doofus, no less. He'll never recover from this.
USA USA USA
>>144283014
>>144283014dipshit retard
>>144282900TOTAL BRAZZA DEATH
>>144283014bruh
khabitch sissies how we holdin up yall?
>>144282804People forget how badly the resumes of "never-were" guys are by the time they retire. This is why the Usman and GSP legacy comparison was so laughable, fighters are assessed long after their opponents have destroyed themselves and Usman's best wins are Woodley, Colby, and Burns.
>phone sex ad bellashit hitting new lows
>>144283014nah we don't do gamethreads for that crap here. Shant be doing that
>>144283078safe from the reach of the fazza menace
>>144283070You don't have to be mean.
khabladder
>>144283096woodley was also a fraud champ and welterweight is not a serious divison
I'd watch bellator but i'm not ready to go to sleep yet
>>144282804WW is a division of journeymengs who are still somehow better than the middleweight rankings
prates will unkwab brasil in the welterweight division
if mmgay was popular they(poofctko) would be able to find a hotter girl than nina to astroturf
REMINDER to keep all bellator related posts in the containment thread: >>144282979
145 and 155 are the only real divisions, and even then only occasionally.
>KEKator promos have to use pitter patter strike highlights and crop out the opponent so you don't see that the strike landed on the shoulder
fightfairy: nina im comin for everytin you worked for xD
>>144283014We don't watch that crap here.
>>144283169No. I will be watching, just no point in the thread. If you're only here for UFC then just go to r/UFC cazzie.
how to beat brady: Just walk foward, ignore his shitty flurries and heem him
>>144283219burns did this but still lost
I don't see how GSP doesn't fraudcheck anyone that came after him
The difference between the showings that Caio amd Umar put on and what Sean Brady just shat out is starkHe should genuinely be embarrassed by that fight
>>144283235Burns walked backwards all fight. Belal went forward and heemed Brady easy.
>>144283236Robbie is the only one I would pick to actually heem him
>>144283236lost to tiny hendricks
>>144283235Burns is a dinosaur and doesn't have volume, also he spent most of that fight backing upThe GOAT already showed everyone the way
>>144283236shut the fuck up vettori is garbage and Italians cant fight period
>>144283235he literally didn't, shelled up everytime and allowed brady to clinch
if poosman spermagaymanov was good he wouldn't be fighting in smellawhore
>>144283236GSPoo retired because he was scared Meerschaert was only one weight class away from him
>>144283236The guys GSP beat were bums. It was a different era. The sport has evolved. These days guys who aren't even top 10 have better skillsets than contenders back then. GSP might not even be top 5.
jesus Christ Brady beats Chimaev unconcious
>>144283333darren till got a title shot
>>144283333good bait
>>144283362the first of many
GSP would beat Belal and Leon in the same night
>cumshit chimpmaev received a royal flushing from THE shartbert KWAB
>>144283333Only 135 thru 155 got better. Every other division regressed over the years.
I don't understand how Bellator still looks so shitty and unpolished
Sean Brady attacked Khamzat with a knife backstage
>>144283299hendrix was juiced to the tits
>>144283410vaseline on the camera lens
>>144283410Because they try to copy the UFC and not do anything different unlike ONE, which leads to it looking like a shitty knockoff
GSP would have trouble with Belal and Usman. Belal in particular is very reminiscent of a guy who gave GSP a decently hard fight, Jon Finch. Only Belal is just better than Finch in every way.Everyone else I'm confident he beats. I feel like he could really embarrass Colby and JDM badly, Ian Garry too
burns isn't even ratlip's best win (it's not usman either)
gaysp ducked romero who would've fucking killed him
>>144283406while we're on the subject, 125 sucks, has never been good and DJ got fed a bunch of useless cans and guys way too early in their career
GSP would Heem Jiri if you needed any context to this Canadian conversation
>>144283410the thing I hate about smellator is awful thumping of the cage every time a fighter steps on it, probably caused by their shit audio, and secondly their awful cameras. Every guy who leaves bellator for ufc looks significantly faster and crisper fighting in the UFC. Everything on bellator looks slow and retarded.
>>144283333>Usman one jab, wetblanketing and lots of epo, couldn't hold down Meng>Colby is just cardio pressure>>>Meng>Burns can just be jabbed to death>Leon is a faggot who accepts positions>Belal is bootleg Colby now that he has roids>Brady is bootled Belal now that he has roids>Shavkat is tough but he's there to be jabbed>JDM is tough and hits hard but has negative fight IQ>>144283362>Khamzat is a retard with no cardio or fight IQthe fact that something like half of the top 15 is over 35 is more than enough to tell you how bad things really are>>144283406155 is going down as of now
>>144283483if romero doesnt just randomly heem him at one point he's getting pillowtapped for 5
Al Iaquinta would 48-47 prime gsp.
>>144283489Smellal would HEEM prime GSP into a state of unconsciousness
>>144283489There is no conversation to be had when it comes to Canada in present day MMA
>>144283557even you don't believe that mahmood
Kevi Lnee
>>144283569You know you talk awful tough for a guy who is shaking in fear every time he steps outside that he might get heemed by a 5'3 pakistani scholar.
Would matt hughes be competitive? I think he's just too small.
>>144283511>Usman one jab, wetblanketing and lots of epo, couldn't hold down MengLets not act like GSP hasn't struggled against the likes of Johnny Hendricks and lile he didn't get knocked the fuck out by Flyweight Matt>Leon is a faggot who accepts positionsThat's not what happened in the belal fight at all >>Belal is bootleg Colby now that he has roidsWay to out yourself about not knowing jack shit about fighting
>>144283604he trains too hard for this era
>>144283604Matt Hughes is a figment of your imagination, b. No fighter of that name has ever existed according to my records.
>gsp? the guy that lost(heemed out cold) to that little guy that does an eating traveling show with gayna? yeah he heems godmero
>>144283659GSP got heemed by cooking with volk?
>>144283659gsp doesnt heem he just pillowtaps and crotchsniffs which is why everyone hated him when he was champ
>>144283634you could've just said "you're right, I kneel" no need for the long winding post
Ape Chandler
The racist judges poisoned Kyle Nelson
>>144283702You made the longest post in the thread luigi
>>144283578Jo Jnones
I bought a $150 bottle of pure THC tincture a couple of weeks ago. I've barely used it and have somehow lost it. I'm pretty annoyed right now because this would be the perfect time to actually use it. I also don't feel great about being retarded enough to have wasted $150 if it really is lost. Sometimes you heem. Sometimes I get heemed.
>You now remember Gargles doo doo "bronx" Pooliveira
>>144283511>Usman one jabGeaseSP got peached up with jabs from a lightweight, and got heemed by THE matt sera
Kattar would’ve beaten Kyle Nelson to death
For me, it's Italy thinking Brady and Belal have similar styles in any way
Romero would have respected GSP and lost the fight
>>144283763imagine being an unabashed scat fetishist, mein gott
>>144283782mh, pressure pillowfisted fighters that go for takedowns that do nothing, where have I seen that before?
I have seen nobody at 170 take people down with ease as GSP didhe would spear right into people like a linemanfatlal is good at humping people, but not at sheer takedowns
>>144283777
>>144283472Not that i disagree but who is their best wins?
>>144283842Gerald Meerschaert
The next good UFC card is 6-8 weeks from now.
>>144283874ferreira kills him
finna
>>144283918is that when gane DIES?!?
diaz was about to beat gsp btw
>>144283831Yeah, proper takedown defense wasn't well known then. Meathead blast doubles just don't work, they're drilled too much. GSP wouldn't land a single one in today's division, sadly.
>>144283819Well first you just described GSP, second, you don't seem to understand how Belal fights at all.Belal is not a pressure fighter. Pressure is a tool he can use but it's not a go to. Belal is also not reliant on his wrestling at all. It's another tool in his box, but it's not actually his go to. Belal is perfectly fine standing on the outside, chopping out kicks, and controlling the distance. Often times he doesn't even bother shooting a takedown. The Burns fight is a perfect example of this, he was just constantly picking his shots on the outside and stuffing takedowns and Burns could do nothing to him. That's what defines him, his style is so basic he can reformat how he fights for whatever he's facing. He can be the pressure volume fighter, he can be a cardio chain wrestler, he can hold top control, he can be an outside sniper, he'll never be the best at any of that but he can be effective enough to get in. That's something Sean Brady will never be able to do. Sean brady fights one way, throw volume, get takedowns, find the neck, go for a throat. He only has one gear, he will never be able to do what Belal does, and he will lose again because he won't be able to adapt his style to the challenge he's facing
We watching the Bellasnore card? https://max-sports.online/max6/190es.php
Sumiko SHEEMnaba time
>>144283333GSP fought the best contender generally>Fitch had won his last 16, 8-0 in the UFC>BJ was the lightweight champ with one defence, would go on to defend it twice more after losing to GSP>Thiago had won his last 7, including wins over Kos and Hughes>Dan Hardy (his worst defence) had won his first 4 UFC fight, including over Mick Swick who was 9-1 in the UFC at that point>Kos had won his last 3, including one over future lhw top contender Rumble >Shield was on a 15 fights win streak, which included the likes of Dan Henderson, Robbie Lawler and Mayhem, would also go on to beat Woodley and Maia>Condit had won 13 of his last 14, his lone lost being by split decision and having won his last 5 in the UFC, including a win over Nick Diaz>Diaz might have lost his last one in a close one, but he had won his last 11 before that over solid opposition>Hendricks was 10-1 in the UFC, having won his last 6 over the likes of Kos, Fitch, Condit, Grant and KampmannCompare that to DJ who most fought guys who never fought a challenger with over 4 wins in a row, most of them having 2 or 3 long streaks.
>>144284033Mike "Quick" Swick mentioned
>>144284049Inventor of the Swickatine choke.
>>144284017>>144284022We're in >>144282979
>>144284064No we aren't
Stop calling him shartles
>burns was winning until he lost against mengdella>Almost had an armbar but rolled on the opposite direction
>>144284116
belal DID slump tf out of edwards tho
>>144284064we dont watch that crap here
fairy on a good diet heems lelal
Ian Chicago Beary
Anal ass smooch
You think sumiko's pussy tastes like sushi?
>>144284083Then where are we? We can't be nowhere
>>144284033Benavidez, Dodson, Cejudo, that one dagestani he beat, and Gooch were all good wins. Not DJ's fault he lapped the division so hard they had to being in cab driversThe real fraud is Anderson Silva. He spent his whole career farming journeymen. Griffen was his only good win
>>144284216I'm right here, b
if you ever held a title beltyou would know how shawn feltshawnomalshawnbradeshawnstriklnd
Would prime Anderson have beat the Israel that went to war with Kelvin
Sumiko SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMnaba does it again
SHEEEM STOPPY
>>144284254if your grandma had balls would she be your grandpa?
>>144284254I don't know, prime Anderson went to war with Chael Sonnen
>>144284254Izzy couldn't destroy th corpse of Silva, Prime Anderson murders
>>144284254Corey Anderson would beat the living fuck out of Jizzy
>>144283236GSP is the Pele of MMA. By that I mean he only beat plumbers and bricklayers who only train when they're off the hook.
>>144284295the chael that fought anderson the first time does what belal did to leon to jizzy
>>144284216We're in >>144282979
>>144284141BASED
Corey Anderson, Phil Davis and Ryan Bader all beat Alex Pereira
death to threadsplitters
>>144284326jizzy doesn't make it out the press conference against chael
I want to say Anderson is a bum who wouldn't go far in th current middleweight division for nearly getting 50-40 by Chael, but really MW has no good wrestler and the best one of the modern era, Brunson couldn't get a clear win over his dead body.
dilbert beat khamzat btw
>>144284392>but really MW has no good wrestlerKhamzat
just menged myself
i dont like her after hearing her.
>Sumiko's arm is definitely cracked>fight out and sheem anywaysome sheemers are just born with it
>>144284392Dricus, Khamzat, Caio, Fluffy
>>144284430she sounds like she wears glasses when she isn't fighting/training
will canada redeem themselves?
>>144284452that i wouldnt mind. i need a nerd gook hybrid.
not to mention jizzy is a gigaheartlet and would have given up in the middle of the thirda last minute hail mary sub would never cross his buckbroken mind
>>144284456This the doo that heemed paige van zant's husband
>>144284456Aspinall with a leaf filter
>>144284456He will redeem.
Cyborg looks kinda hot tbqh. She had surgery or something?
>>144284456this doo gets leafed by the leaf in ONE
>>144284522>Cybog
>>144284352yes but pereira would simply duck them all and fight anglickas
PFL is calling Ngannou a champion but they're also calling this his debut. Does he still have a championship?
>>144284534retards think he has the lineal ufc championship but the guy that heemed him in boxing has it
>>144284534lineal ufc champ
>>144284534inaugural PFL Africa Champion
>>144284534no one here(including myself) know what or who that shit is
>>144284522>>144284532
>>144284534In MMA the belts are controlled by promotions rather than regulators like in boxing. A promotion could do whatever the fuck they want with their belt at any given time. They could also invent and strip belts whenver they want. Hope this helps
>>144284534lineal ufc heavyweight champion since 2021
>>144284553Joshua beat him in boxing, not mma. Ngannou is still the lineal champion, dumbass.
>>144284553Francais would have won that if he was allowed to wrestle and burn up the clock without any risk of punches like in real fighting.
>>144284571needs the "if you only knew" added on next to baby
Ralph Aspinall
>>144284534Lineal MMA heavyweight champion dating back to Pancrase in the early 1990's.
the heeming was so severe that it doesn't matter what gay lineal headcanon rules you have
>>144284639Unironically.
ngannou sucks and will never be a draw
Canada will win
>>144284456...and declare independence? No, certainly not
get this nigga off my screen
crazy that we will die
OOOOHHHHH THE CROWD IS BOOOOING
>>144282979>>144282979>>144282979>>144282979
>>144284796its really our biggest problem and no one is talking about. every scientist should be forced to work at gunpoint to solve this.
>>144284796How do you die dawg? Just keep breathing, I've never died once
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>>144284522that is not cyborg that is a clone