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port adelaide beat hawthorn in the afl
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pee and poo poo
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>>144390199
well said
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>>144390185
I've been saying he's based for years yet no one believed me.
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fuck hawthorn the umps couldn't have done more for them
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>muh fairytale Cinderella story inspiring group of le happy go lucky zoom zooms pushed all week by bias cucktorians and media to be le feel good winners and make everything right completely BTFO by a poort side who shouldn't be in the 8
>muh breusts 300 games ex players have come to celebrate from all over the world as reminded by hodge every 5 minutes
>umpires giving poorthorne frees to push them over the line (rc was right)
>waking up to zoomer and cucktorian rage this morning over hinkley getting the last laugh
>all sydney final now on the cards
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHAHAHAHAHWHWHAHWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUXKED LMAOOOOOOOO
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>OH HE'S HURT!!!
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holy fuck I cannot stop laughing at how embarrassing hawthorn acted after the game and how much of a cuck sam mitchell is.

can give it but can't take it
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>>144393958
Shut the fuck up cunt, you’re a miserable faggot. Sam Mitchell will win 4 flags with these young boys and here you are on Saturday morning running your fat fucking mouth. I bet you’re fat as fuck
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how are my magpies doing in the playoffs? haven't been able to keep up with the scores lately, been slammed at work
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>>144393997
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>>144394011
The Port Adelaide Magpies are through to the prelims m8
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>>144394088
haha sorry i should have clarified, i meant the magpies of Collingwood
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>>144394097
They never made it, come back next year
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>>144394011
Stop fucking doing this, you faggot ass cunt. I’d love to fucking put one on your chin.
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>>144394293
well that's not very nice.
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i fucked it all up
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>pooort barely won against hawks at a home game
They have no chance against Sydney in Sydney
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sydney are ports bitch
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sicily the mental midget
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>>144390199
so true
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>>144393380
>umpires giving poorthorne frees to push them over the line (rc was right)
How does this explain the three umpy goals in the first quarter to stop the hawks from getting blown the fuck out?
RC (and apparently yourself) are confirmation bias retards
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>>144394546
same
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>>144393907
bane the last team in the "premiership window".
LFGO
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>>144393958
>Hodgey, spewing
>Jordan Lewis, shook
>Mitchell, crying
>Ginny, silenced
>Sicily, seething
yeah, it's hokball time
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Mitchell should thank Ken for teaching his player a lesson that he couldn’t.
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>>144394945
being a thin skinned grub cunt is sam mitchells motto. literal ump babby team.
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>>144394945
He's a 'young player'... Ginnivan is a 21 yo premiership player with 4 years of AFL experience at 2 clubs with a history of antagonizing opposition. When his club is asked about it they never pull him in. There even selling merchandise. So don't cry when it come backs to bite at the end of a final & play a victims card with this 'young player' language.
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>>144394888
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>>144394974
That was based when he called out the drug cheats
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kek @ wogbrosio what a kwab face
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>>144395006
put the burger king crown on ken here kek >>144394925
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>>144395007
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>>144395035
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>>144394820
First, and I hate to lead an argument with a ad hominid, but you're a fucking idiot.
Secondly, there were no Port free kicks that led to direct shots on goal. I could be mistaken, there might have been one, but nothing compared to the onslaught of frees the Hawks got. Hell, they even linked up a coast to coast goal with free kicks.
Finally, the free kick count is absolutely meaningless in a rigged game. It's ironic because when someone who is salty about a result points to the discrepancy against their team, the opponents will cry >WE WUZ FURST TO DA BALL xD xD. On the other hand, when you point out that a game was rigged, these same idiots will use the free kick count as an indicator that it wasn't.
Port Adelaide DID receive SOME soft free kicks in that game. But the impact it had on the game was negligible. Do you really think the AFL is stupid enough to award one team 50 free kicks and the other 0? Theyve been rigging games for years and plebocrats like yourself cant figure it out due to a lack of common sense.
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>>144395088
glorious
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What was old mate lippin about to Sicily?
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>>144395107
he had a dig at ginni for the "see u in 14 days" comment, ginni laughed it off and dismissed it because he understands the game. sicily took offense with it and is a mental midget because he was still seething he hit the post and then just carried on like a pork chop making it worse. watch the footage of ken standing in the line for the send off. he was telling Sicily to shut up over and over again but Sicily was too busy foaming at the mouth like a fuckwit.
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Only downside from last night is tonight will be a snoozer by comparison unless Zorko and Greene antagonise each other.
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>>144395090
yeah I actually am a fucking idiot, I read "poorthorne" as just "poort". Fully agree the umps did what they could to get the hoks to a prelim. Consider my reality checked.
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>>144395187
trip on rc
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my analysis? hawthorn will regress next year and the expectations will crush them. here comes the rebuild they are waiting for.
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already had suicidal thoughts today after a few days of not having them
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>>144395006
kek
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>>144395302
jej
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this year has been fucking kino for footy
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>>144395302
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>>144395273
obviously will slump next year, they'll be decent in 2027 though. Same as the Swans arc
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>>144394546
based jack ginnivan
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>>144395090
>not mentioning the obvious droneball on sicily's shot
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>>144395302
Was exactly my inspiration for the shop 2bh, strikingly similar framing
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>>144395646
The battery was flat by that stage. They'd been spamming it all game
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i just want this mental pain to go away
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KEK
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>>144395814
>just want
>just
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>>144396410
Perfect statement to out yourself as an utter weakling. Even the mental health people are calling him a crying bitch.
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>>144396410
mitchell is unfit to coachtkp
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muh hokball lul
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>>144390185
>not using picrel for the OP
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>>144396845
That zoomerbabybabble is a symptom of a problem at the Hawks social media team. Guaranteed one of their employees gets done for a Discord grooming group in the next couple of years.
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>>144396893
fuck off /pol/ vermin
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>>144396925
fuck off commiepoof
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>>144395273
this. top 6 fixture. opposition coaches will figure the gameplan out. wouldn't be surprised if they miss the 8.
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Doubt the AFL want GWS to win, but surely they don't rig it as hard as they did last night.
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>>144396410
>b-but ken is older he can't be a meanie!!
pathetic
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>>144396940
old thread was autosaged
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>>144396893
fuck yes /pol/ vermin
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the most on topic thread ever and he's still seething about /pol/ kek
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>>144395090
>>144395646
I think 4 of hawks first 5 goals were from free kicks.
Then there was the out of bounds moment which lead to Watson clearly ducking and getting a goal. And yeah the touched goal that they didn't over turn.

Port should have won by 4 or 5 goals.

And RC is right normies online are doing the whole "actually port got more free kicks" line.
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>>144394925
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https://streamable.com/1yugja
LE WIZARD so heckin good at drawing frees by being a flog then missing set shots
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straight set shots
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>>144397059
Lmao
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a full third of freekickthorns goals came directly from dodgy umpiring
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I just fucking hate poort trannies so would have been fine with full blown blatant rigging for them to lose.
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>>144396782
why do they have hebrew on their jumper
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>>144396410
oh shut up lol
i hate this UMMM HE'S OLDER thing, the players are adults not 8 years old
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>>144395141
lmao
>>144395160
sicily is a rabid dog
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Reckon anyone who gets caught in a dangerous tackle should have to go get tested for concussion and the player who does it on report.
That should make the umps more aware for what should or shouldn't be paid a dangerous tackle.
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>>144394987
i actually gained some respect for ginni because he at least took it head on and laugh
slime mitchell and sicily however are absolutely poothetic
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>>144397280
This is true. Ginni knows he's a cheeky shit cunt and has also copped it back plenty of times. He knows to roll with the punches.
Sicily was being a spastic but the most annoying part is all the ex hawks in afl media crying like Ken physically attacked them
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>>144395160
>photos of breust being carried off with sicily seething at someone off camera will be on le good old afl days website in 100 years
kek
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like browny said, live by the sword die by the sword you'd be delusional to think if the result went the way it did it was going to come back in the hawks' faces
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Pricktorians going to rally around their zoomer media darlings
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>>144397219
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>>144397312
>the most annoying part is all the ex hawks in afl media crying like Ken physically attacked them
yeah that was pretty embarrassing
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me? very glad hawks are out, they were the last team i wanted anywhere near it
t. catters man
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>>144397373
>we have to investigate everything
christ the modern afl is retarded
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>>144396410
>yup thats me BZT
>you're probably wondering how I ended up here
>it all goes back to September 4 2004
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>>144397059
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED
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>le hawks are le bad because.........well they just are
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some shockingly based takes on bigboomer over this
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>>144397537
no it's because they're a bunch of poofs
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>>144397570
post some pics or links
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>>144397433
They probably want to check to see if he mentioned the rigging.
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>>144397615
no but Steven May
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>>144397573
>being le gay is le bad because.........well it just is
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>>144397649
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doing a massive mabior chol after that coffee
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>>144397649
no it's because they're a bunch of poofs
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>>144397537
They've ditched John Sr.'s ethos of humble in victory and gracious in defeat, the threepeat still championed that decades after the inception are they were infinitely more classy than this lot. How much has changed in a decade...
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>>144397600
basically 'talk shit get hit'
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apparently hinkley called sicily a roody-poo candy-assgot and there was this big blowup because he didn’t know what it meant
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>>144397721
didn’t ask for a summary you dumb cunt I asked for a link or pics
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>Sarah Hoskins armpits
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>>144397761
lol
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Remember dogsperg?
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wish i was dead desu
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>>144397803
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>>144397771
sorry mate i'll take this criticism on board
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>>144397842
were*
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>>144397761
>roody
reckon the blowup happened because Sicily isn't a Roo
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>>144397842
same, toil in two hours and will miss the footy
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>>144397884
fewer*
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got a nasty hokball brewing
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Unusual Legacy to bolt in at the next at Rosehill, shame the bookies didn't miss it.
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porties
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>>144397986
Crisp
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>moved to another city and got a job
>literally never have to visit family ever again
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Bummers bros....
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>>144398014
that can be both good and bad
>>144398055
>adam mcphee
kek
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>>144398055
go saints btw
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>>144390185
wtf were you doing up at 5am
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>>144398007
my head cannon is that jhf is in the hot tub with her
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>>144398215
only time i can get half erect
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>>144393907
banebros...
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>>144390185
auspol op
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thinking iggs
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What are we betting tonight
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>>144390185
>19:30
>GWS Giants
>Brisbane Lions
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>>144398007
Friendly reminder that Travis Boak took this picture when he and JHF went to America together (just them) on a holiday.
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>>144398309
>Hinkley's new strat is Sully
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>>144398288
Still don't know why some kpop surgical experiment was wearing a rugby top
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>>144398345
meth mostly
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>>144398304
Because Boak is the ultimate professional in mindset and preparation. It's why he's played 370 games and likely to go around again next year.
He took JHF under his wing to teach him about mental and physical preparation for games and impart some wisdom to him.

He did the same for Sam Powell-Pepper several years ago. SPP was a young guy a bit home sick and was having a lot of off field issues. Boak had him move in with him so he could teach him how to cook nutritious food, get a better sleep schedule, get prepared before and after footy and how to go about training. After that SPP got his shit together, got married, had a kid and was a much better player for it.
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>>144397960
Based
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a toast to the death of the hawthorn football club
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>guys i backed the favourite arnt i an elite gambler
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>>144397960
Cheers mate.
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>back a fave
>withdraw winnings to pay for din dins tonight
seems pretty elite to me
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MR4 #1
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>>144398447
based crownsperg
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>>144398447
The jealous idiot.
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>>144398345
their stylists just grab clothes from a wide range of sources, highly doubt she knows where that top came from.
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>>144398526
bangladesh mostly
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>>144398518
cringe
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AFL Finals Wk2
Power/Hawks
Average 1.070 million
Reach 2.618m

NRL Finals Wk1
Panthers/Roosters
Average 767,000 (BVOD 109,000)
Reach 1.643m
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>>144398397
Thanks
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>POST THE KAYO NUMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>144398651
Rugby normally gets 100k more on Fox, they're still behind.
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Really take for granted going down to the pub and knowing the footy will be on, can't imagine living on the wrong side of the barassi line or even east of the nullarbor
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>>144398683
You can just ask them to change the channel.
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Yeh sure, just give me a minute to find the remote
*goes into the back to do crosswords*
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reckon the footy is most popular east of the nullarbor champ
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Nullarbor is not an aboriginal word, it’s from the Latin and means ‘no trees’ (null arbor). And of course, it’s a plain
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it's a plain what? plain dish?
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>>144398784
everybody knows that
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>>144393907
shit like this is so dumb in a rigged fixture league like the afl
the difference of playing north and west coast an extra time can wildly impact this poofy graph
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So you blokes only like ‘Kingy’ ironically, right?
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>>144398854
I don't dislike him.
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>>144398738
Sorry mate what was that can't hear you from all the way over there in pooftah country
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>>144398854
He's alright, I like leigh montagna more since he doesn't slobber all over naicos' dick all the time like kingy does
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>>144398869
go iggs btw -ACK!
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my favourite part was when Sicily hit the goal post lol
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>>144398854
its an interesting discussion
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Nick

Freaking

Daicos
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reckon i like greeks more than italians. some italians are alright though
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Italians are all grecoboos anyway
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>>144398854
>gets blind drunk
>drives
>crashes into crown
>loses everything in the poker room
i like him because he's literally me
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>>144398930
They’re very tsundere for the Greeks
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Imagine Bruce commentating Daicos
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killing myself
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>>144398920
>some italians are alright
don't go to sicily tomorrow
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>>144398931
Hea basically the king of the plebocracy.
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>144398944
>the fingers you have used to type are too fat
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Southport have only managed 1.5 kicking with a very strong breeze in the first quarter
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>>144398507
B A S E D
A
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>>144398507
>NOO THAT'S A FAVE, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED, YOU HAVE TO BACK ROUGHIES TO IMPRESS ME, THE GUY WITH NO SKIN IN THE GAME, BY THE WAY THAT MONEY YOU WON ISN'T REAL REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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hawthorn can get absolutely fucked. they’ve been carrying on all year with their gay selfies and memes and dancing after goals, and this retarded hokball shit, and they can’t handle a little bit of bantz the other way. kenny is based as fuck
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Tipping Cats by 20.

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>>144399109
cats are playing next week mate
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>>144399118
The misogynistic idiot.
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still don't know what hinkley actually said because i've either been passed out or drunk since that match but i'm pretty sure it doesn't warrant a hecking investigation
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>>144399118
i guess he means the lions, lions are cats
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Anti-
Fun
League
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>>144399148
>i've either been passed out or drunk since that match
Have you considered not being an alcoholic?
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dadza (hawks customer) absolutely lost it at chol (he thinks his name is "joel") during this moment
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why do yanks think beans on toast is weird?
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there is no light in this world, only darkness
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>>144399175
no but Steven May
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g boys doin it tonight lads
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>>144399178
applied for tafe yet mate?
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>>144399202
Are not
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>>144399223
not yet mate. how shit was joel last night, bloody useless
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>>144399232
are so
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>dumb fucking goy retards unironically watch goybox shows with canned laughter every 6 seconds
there is no level of sound cancellation that can save me from this dumb fucking cunt
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>>144399178
This is one of those scenarios where a pointless free kick was given to Port. Cholesterol had already sprayed it, but the umpire paid a free to statpad Port's total.
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t. dr. cholesterol
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>>144399202
if by it you mean eachother then yes they will be doin it hard
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chol is a nagger
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>>144399312
>Cholesterol
My sides, good one mate
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don't give a fuck about the Hawks but Hinkley is such a fat grub, nothing worse than a bad winner. Watch them get BTFO (again) next week.
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iggs
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I hope lion wins
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>>144399348
Wishful thinking.

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don't ever reply to me again you obese failure
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>>144399395
Who are you replying to mate?
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trip on fatguts
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>>144399400
it's an interesting discussion
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Corrrrr
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>>144399432
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>NOOO YOU CAN'T BE RUDE
then don't be a dumb fucking retard and not expect to be called out for it you dumb fucking cunt
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>HE WAS ONLY 21 YOU SICK FUCK
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Swansbros how do we feel about Port next week? Cautiously optimistic.
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>>144399466
Not your year, sorry.
Look forward to the swans v WC 2025 rematch though
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>>144399494
WC only win a flag every 12 or so years
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>>14439949
go saints btw
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>>144399499
2026
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>>144399508
2030
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bored as fuck might have a beer
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>>144399506
meant for
>>144399499
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On Friday, we fuck.
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>>144399587
Reckon Adams comes in?
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>>144399395
based
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just watched the Hinkley shit, pretty telling that a knuckledragger like Ratugolea has more social intelligence and taps Ken on the arm to tell him to shut the fuck up.

Lol at Sicily though trying to chair Bruest off and talk shit to Stinkley at the same time.
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Willie Rioli seems a really nice guy, dumb as a stump though
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Alcohol is for fucken losers
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>>144399641
This is true
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>0.5 (5)
fold this joke of a league already lmao
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Im dumb as fuck and have poor social skills
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>>144399652
trip on, rc
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>pozzie media: reach out on R U OK day, are men need to speak out
>also pozzie media: CLARKO AND HINKLEY SHOULD BE FINED FOR SHOWING EMOTIONS!!!!
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>>144399628
when do you think you are commiepoof
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>>144399641
so true, think I'm scared of feeling good 2bh or that I'm not worthy of feeling good. Anytime I go a week without booze my energy is up, I'm hell productive and cuties look at me (or at least I feel like they want me which is good in itself) then I go and have a few drinks and feel like shit for a couple days and the cycle repeats
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>>144399641
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S
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>>144399641
True
I tried to convince myself not to drink last night
ended up ruining my entire saturday
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>>144399223
fuck off dad you cant even get a call back from a recruitment agency
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alcohol is for people who get pissed off by their dumb cunt house mates
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>>144399652
fuck off Hinkley
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well I went and had beers and a bottle of wine last night with a girl and we kissed a lot after so yeah
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>>144399672
i did a few times when i didn't have such a large gap in my resume
think i'll either do freelance or tell the next people i get interviewed by about my autism and homelessness and that's why i have a 5 year gap
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>>144399681
That girl is also a loser.

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BANE AND GIANTS WILL BE KINO AS FUCK AND SHOULD'VE BEEN LAST YEAR'S GRAND FINAL! WHERE ARE THOSE COLLINGWOOD MAGGOTS THIS YEAR, HUH? FUCKING NOWHERE!

Toby Greene: Let's give the people what they want.

https://youtu.be/j-jBGJ-5XhQ?si=kHhFDSdFR-44HEom
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>>144399651
It needs to be as long as the men. 20 minutes with time-on the entire time. No reason they have to do this silly "17 minutes with time-on only for the last 2 minutes" quarters
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>>144399694
Only thing I'm looking forward to is an all AQB Grand Final.

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just spent 15 minutes continuously flushing the loo while dadza was showering
cop that ya old prick
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my mother let me eat ice cream for breakfast when I was 6
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My mum let me starting drinking coffee when I was 7
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my mum used to regulate the order in which i got dressed in and supervised me so i was doing it right
>jocks
>socks
>singlet
>shirt
>pants
>shoes
she yelled at me when i tried to leave the singlet off (hated wearing them) and if i managed to get dressed before she could supervise me she would make me strip off and do it again
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>>144399843
Based Norman Bates
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mumza was too busy looking after three younger siblings to give me the attention I needed but I don't blame her
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mumza was on antidepressants my entire childhood life so she was an absolute cunt
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mum bought me a male g-string once because "that's what you're supposed to wear with ballet tights"
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lads james misscily
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>>144399857
In them days, we’d a’ been glad to have the price of a cup o’ tea.
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I think Sicily hitting the post last night was so glorious because it's not the kind of thing that usually happens to Hawthorn.
They've won 5 AFL premierships and looked to have sped through a rebuild in record time.
They went in favourites, managed to meet the pressure of a hungry Port home side and then had the captain take a sweet mark inside 50 with 2 minutes on the clock while behind by 4 points. It just seemed textbook Hawthorn, snatching victory from the jaws of defeat like they do seemingly every year... but wait, he's... hit the post. This isn't something that happens to Hawthorn, this isn't the kind of bitter disappointment their fans are used to, this is a miserable twist of irony reserved for the likes of Carlton and Essendon.
With one, single, behind, Hawthorn went from the most beloved team in the AFL, to the laughing stock of the comp, and boy oh boy is it sweet.
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never got why so many cunts were dick riding a team that won 3 flags less than 10 years ago
fucking zoomer brain rot idiots
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Melbourne have a shaky lead in the NRL
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>>144399919
go saints btw
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Gotta say it.ive enjoyed posting in /nfl/ way more than I have here.
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>>144399946
We've enjoyed that more too
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>>144399946
Who’s your team, mate?
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>>144399946
off you trot then
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>>144399951
i don't want to talk about it
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>>144399951
Giants.
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>>144399946
/nfl/ knows nothing about the sport so you’re in good company. Sorry /afl/ I had to comment on this absurd post. I will not be watching your sport.
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>>144399963
Nice
Bengals man, me
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you sound like a bloke trying to make his ex jealous mate
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>>144399968
thought the same
>check /nfl/
>4 fatguts posts, 1 with a reply
riveting
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Teams that Hawthorn eliminated from finals during the 2010s:
Sydney (2011, 2014)
Adelaide (2012, 2015)
Geelong (2013)
Fremantle (2013, 2015)
Port Adelaide (2014)
West Coast (2015)

And they didn't win another final until this year.
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>>144399966
PLEASE
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>>144399972
Only when I have insomnia and it’s on Fox Sports 2.
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Going to be screaming my guts out for the Giants tonight, just could not stomach the thought of Joe Daniher winning a premiership.
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>>144399971
>Adelaide 2012
Geez that was a great game
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Friday night footy
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>>144399972
meant for
>>144399983
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>>144399999
>144400000
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meant for
>>144400000
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>>144400000
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>>144399446
God I wish that was my gf
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>>144399641
Fr, feel so much better without that trash
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>>144400008
>eating meat
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>>144400020
God I wish that was my post
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<6 bane W
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>>144399946
figures you'd enjoy that poof enclave you fat homo
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The new female blue wiggle is pretty cute
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>>144400098
>a coon wiggle
no wonder Jeff just wanted sleep
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>>144400098
Ah yes I will now watch the wiggles
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WAKE UP JEFF YOU YELLOW DAWG
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>replace 2 straight white wiggles with 2 female wiggles
but it's just a conspiracy theory
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>>144400098
Sorry but no she isn't
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Why is there a nigress wiggle
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looks too woggy
>the woggles
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the afl should investigate the position of that goal post
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>>144400155
holy fuck the world I grew up in is dead
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>NOOOOO IT WAS JAMES' FAULT HE DIDN'T KICK IT WELL ENOUGH HE'S A SHIT PLAYER SHIT SHIT SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
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you have to be severely mentally ill and perverted to work in the child entertainment industry, fucking weird cunts
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>>144400198
What in the fuck is this?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cZ6Yx2bz5Y
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>>144400199
bro imagine if you earned millions just to pretend to be excited to play some songs for kids for a couple hours at a live show and then fuck the single mothers afterwards
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>>144400155
Of course they replaced Emma with a nigger
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>>144400199
Yeah, they should do something normal like work in customer service.
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>>144400202
>What in the fuck is this?
this is the worst that AI will ever look. You will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension.
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>>144400155
>all male wiggles needs more diversity
>4 women and 1 fag is diverse
wish I had the balls to kill myself
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>>144400155
irl r63
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i cant keep doing this
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Based rare footage of reality check riling up a bunch of vaxxie libtards, dont get why you lot hate this man so much
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N6kMSusVcNc&pp=ygUTV2hpdGUga25pZ2h0IGJlYXRlbg%3D%3D
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>>144400199
teachers and child care workers too
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>>144400297
who?
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>>144400229
girlballs or boyballs?
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i can keep doing this
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>>144400336
Keep up the positive thinking mate, good stuff
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Are you ripper legends pumped for the fucking footy tonight?
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not me im not
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no, she has got me fucked up
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No
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I, for one, am pumped for the fucking footy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHEDrLI-gP0
>Anja Habschied - Milat'd
>Gabor Neugebauer - Milat'd
>Debbie Ashby - still missing
>Ngoc San Ly - unknown
>Helen Karpidis - still missing
>Ryan Keen-Coffield - kidnapped by american father, taken to US. Found and returned to his mother in 1994
>Anneke Adriaansen - fate uncertain, declared legally dead in 2005
>Samantha Knight - murdered, body never located
>Simone Schmidl - Milat'd
>Jeffrey Hines - still missing
>Uthaiwan Anna Kennedy - unknown
>Andrew Robinson - still missing
>Tavanti Piras - still missing, believed to have been kidnapped and taken to Thailand by his mother
>Hsuan-Hua (Sharon) Huang - unknown
>Warren Long - still missing
>Elizabeth Herfort - missing, presumed murdered
>Christina Herman, Elanoa Isaia, Kyle Ducker and Tristan Spencer - unknown
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Storm won
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>gws home game at night
Just doesn't feel right
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cucktorian private school sook lmao
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>>144400398
the field goal at the end was very cheeky
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um....... ok?
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just walked 10km
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>>144400407
>the virgin xavier mitchell
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>>144400407
hinkley's from vic too fella
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when i was in hs the guy i sat next to in IT did some proxy shit in the settings to get facebook working then created an account called Ivan Milat and messaged random people telling them 'you're next'. he did this every lesson for the term.
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>>144400433
>the hacker known as 4chan
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>>144400433
Just reported you to the AFP.
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>>144400433
when I was in HS a guy I worked with in a fruit packing factory in WA and his mate went into random poker rooms and called themselves DanteAnthurs1 and SchoolGirl08 and would shit up the table chat. This was after that turbo sperg raped and killed that girl in Canning Vale
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>>144400445
>turbo sperg raped and killed that girl in Canning Vale
did we do a head count of our iggsboomers after this happened?
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look at him and laugh
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Hottest september day on record btw
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>>144400484
LMAO
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this broke him
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>>144400484
>perform the welcome to country or you don't get to play
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>>144400484
so fucking good
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>>144400484
>this is the level of AI that the public and sperg shitposters have available to them
I can't even fathom the type of shit they have locked away
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>>144400484
KEK
E
K
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>>144400484
enjoying these
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>>144400484
do one of Bruest crying while Sicily tries to spray that fat cunt Hinkley
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i can't remember when the last time a team got this much piss taken out of them for losing lmao. they bought it on themselves the showpony fucks.
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didn't know ports finals theme this year was deliverance
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can't wait to see Port cucked at the line next week, or even better BTFO again by the Cats in a Grand Final. Smug cunt Hinkley should get sent to the dustbin of history where he belongs.
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>still seething about the hawks
Rent free
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>>144400616
based bigboomer pafc board poster
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we're laughing mate
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>>144400616
cats aren't making it to the grand final
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>>144400549
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>>144400484
Need to add Sam Mitchell just out of frame holding a gun
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>>144400484
Fucking LOL great shit
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laughing stock
a
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h
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one more
>>144400720
>>144400525
i'd like to but it doesn't seem to draw from individual players.
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concerned for the crowd tonight. tickets were starting from $25 and it hasnt come close to selling out.
bane don't have fans in sydney and i doubt many have come down to watch. afl would be nervous hoping for a good few walk ups
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Dead thread
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>>144400484
someone PLEASE post this on bigfooty / reddit so that it eventually makes its way to the players
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>>144400549
And that's why you don't FUCK with the AQB.
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What’s for dinner lads
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>>144400913
hs(hawks slut)gf pussy
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>>144400901
You do it cunt or don’t ask
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>>144400913
bag of corn chips
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>>144400913
Zambreros
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>>144400933
Fat ass cunt
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>>144400901
>webm
Do they even support those formats? Would need to be either uploaded to another site or turned into a 30mb .gif.
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>>144400936
I worked out
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>>144400901
ill do it but my posts have to be mod approved.
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>>144400913
Asparagus
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>>144400950
post something innocuous then edit it after
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>>144400913
roast chook
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>>144400913
leftover sandwiches
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>>144400913
knuckle sandwich
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>>144400484
KEK
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>>144400913
pizza in the fridge if I can be fucked or another trip to Dan's and Red Rooster
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>>144400913
thoughts about her
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>>144400098
>>144400135
>>144400155
Would
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GWS by 3 goals
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Not sure if I’ve ever seen a good looking lions away guernsey.
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>saturday night
why are you here?
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>>144401002
Just got home before dindins, now the night of footo is beginning
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>>144400995
I don't think they'll lose by that much
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>>144400999
This went hard as a kid. Epic claw marks on the side.
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mum: we have a graphic designer at home
the graphic designer:
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>>144401002
pizza and footy, getting drunk and gf coming over later to get defiled.
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>>144401002
misso is at the bulls

go hoks btw
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>>144401026
based piss stain enjoyer
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>>144401038
cringe npc normgroid
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two first rounders from the hawks + pick 3
also
welcome shai bolton to the iggs
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>>144401002
It's putrid outside and I turned down watching the game at the pub with a mate to stay at home with the gf. She's adopted the Lions as her team for me and is currently baking cookies for us to enjoy during the game.
t. Fitzroy supporter
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>>144401002
just got back from a much needed short holiday so now i'm happy to be home posting with my friends on /afl/
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can you hear a big, big sound?
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>>144401048
there is hope for you
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what's been happening since i've been gone lads caught the hawks port game last night in the airport bar
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whoever wins this game will beat geelong
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>>144401078
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>empty stadium

fold this meme club
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ai images are so gay
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>>144401070
getting pickett and tholstrup for billiams and petroljelly
baker nommied iggs and is coming for f2
barrassment price is now top 10 pick + f1. up to the roaches how they get that top 10 pick
darling to norf for 40
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>>144400964
working on it
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what is this speech lol
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fuck this abo
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LMAO
Coon going mask off
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someone heem this abo
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This one might be the tipping point
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>>144400873
>>144401095
dil is shitting bricks
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>250,000 years
proof?
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>>144401002
i just got over food poisoning so I'm going nowhere for a while

thanks red rooster
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GISS A SMOKE YOU WHITE DAWG
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Racist boong
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>>144401100
Nice try, Pickett is going to FRED with his best mate Shai
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>>144401002
Because I drank 6 tallboys on an empty stomach last night
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>250000 years plus
Didn’t coons only cross the land bridge 40000 years ago at the earliest? What is this cunt on about
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Hurry up you peanut
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*BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
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imagine if the singer said young and free after that
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>250,000+ years
???
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why did they fag up the anthem with this pied piper shit?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>waiting for the bounce
>ad for weekend sunrise
Fucking FTA
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>The crowd of 14,865 between Greater Western Sydney and West Coast was the lowest crowd for a final since the 1916 semi-final.
they will break that tonight
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>>144401138
pretty sure she said one and fee
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>dat anthem end
KEK
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>>144401118
>>144401131
We
Wuz
Kangs
N
Shit
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none of the lions normal jumpers even clash with gws to warrant this
infact this jumper probably is the most clash out of the 3
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>>144401141
yeah but that's people not coons
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>>144401141
basically, abos are not fully human
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Empty stands for a final after 13 years in the comp
Has the expansion failed?
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>>144401166
yes
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>>144401166
Too cold
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>>144401141
He's probably talking about his denisovan and as-of-yet-unidentified-non-human-hominid ancestor
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>before cook
Didn’t realise cook discovered Australia 2024 years ago. Guess we have more rights to coon clay than originally thought!
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>>144401166
stop making me feel like an old cunt
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>>144401166
bro the AFL was retarded that many years ago when they thought they could bring GWS in for only 100 million cost. Blind leading the blind back then imagine how bad it is now.
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Giants have come to play
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>>144401152
i cant stand shitty away jumpers, can barely stand away jumpers peroid
>richmonds first grand final in my entire life
>at the G
>vs adelaide
>have to wear the full yellow kit because blue/red/YELLOW horizontal stripes is too similar to black and yellow one diagonal stripe, so lets make one of them all yellow???
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How many minors will hipwood score tonight?
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>>144401166
Would've been full if played at the SCG. No one wants to travel out to wog sydney.
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>>144400964

here we go lads
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/hawthorn-rebuild-are-they-tanking.1335588/post-85347994
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Daniher is a good player but fuck he is an annoying smug cunt
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>dota and afl finals on at the same time
fuark bros
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>>144401184
Last three digits
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>>144401182
and who decided on the clash jumper?
HUGE MISTAKE
yellow v orange?
brisbane just wear the normal one ffs
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>>144401197
Crisp virgin
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>Canberra, there's more than they're telling us

yeah no shit
>>
THE ORANGE TSUNAMI
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>>144401196
>Daniher is a good player
debatable
he'd be good if he didn't make a few retarded decisions every single game
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>>144401197
fuck is the ti on
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The crowd sounds barren
Is it really that bad?
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Predicting an eggfooty twitter spergout if they lose
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hogan wanted that the greedy fucker
>>144401207
yeah today and tomorrow are the last days
time zone isn't really ideal though i usually only watch like 1-2 of 4 series before i have to sleep
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>>144401216
fuck yeah
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crap teams, crap jumper match up, crap broadcast, crap sport. i'm done i'm never watching again. bye.
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t. piesperg
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Is 666 rule crisp or limp
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>No likes
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>>144401226
Limp, unholy and soulless
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>>144401192
files. .catbox. moe/byv555.mp4
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>giants
>tiny crowd
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
tsunami warning siren
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>>144401166
Yes… Gold Coast unironically get better home and away crowds than GWS
Move the Giants to Canberra and focus there
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>>144401226
it's fine HOWEVER it should be an instant free if teams break it. it's bullshit that they give a warning as if players aren't sneaky about trying to bs certain rules
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Alcohol is gay because when you're drunk, you can't think straight..
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Is Lachie ash?
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has anyone ever been to this stadium? Ive been to the gc one and it's got this weird feeling to it
>>
Christ almighty, either of these teams is getting absolutely caned next week. How the fuck is this a semi final?
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>NSW umpires don't have the length of Victorian gentlemen
oh no no
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>>144401192
>True.

>Calrko has left his legacy.

>The only club where emotional dysregulation and losing your shit is an admirable leadership trait.

top kek, this from the club who's coach decided to mouth off to a player chairing off a 300 gamer, unreal.
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Why has Tobes been so limp this year? If he'd continued his 2023 form, Giants would be flag favourites.
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>>144401187
Olympic Park really isn't that hard to get to
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>>144401259
I did in 2016, reminded me of princes park except with pleasant weather
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>>144401257
no but steven coniglio
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>>144401226
>>144401270
satanic garbage
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IT'S STATE VS STATE
MATE VS MATE
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>Orange tsunami
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Gday joshie
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>>144401192
>not a gif
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>>144401249
this would be ideal
70% of canberra follow afl because everyone moves from another state to live their
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>>144401270
really not into the left phenotype, too much like the sisza and off putting
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>>144401282
man im high
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>>144401282
Really liked the sound though.
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>>144401280
if I cared I would have changed the shirt
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>>144401273
It takes an hour from the SCG by train and traffic is fucking woeful in Sydney.
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>>144401259
christopher skase bought carrara location himself in 1987. no planning all based in cheapest piece of shit land
when he went bankrupt theu council was given it for owing them money
it was never planned but based on the cheapest land aka a fucking swamo in buttfuck nowhere
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Can bane go a single match without 12+ behinds?
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>>144401259
I shouted Jonathon Patton beers back in their early days when he was injured and watching from the crowd. He said the coach will get pissed if he finds out but was dumping them like shots. Really funny dude, was loose as fuck when they started out you could walk into the change rooms and anywhere you wanted really and nobody cared. Was all free too
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>>144401262
This observation has some merit.
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every finals game starts with a shit first quarter idk why
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How come Fagan doesn't get the same shit that Hinkley does?
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>>144401308
They love their minors
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>>144401313
they made a grand final
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>>144401313
You know why mate
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>>144401309
Based drunken sex pest Patton
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>>144401313
If Lions lose tonight it’ll be the next media narrative
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>>144401307
>a fucking swamp
it floods all the time in summer so its no good for cricket season
they govt should never have redeveloped it but you know...
money
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>>144401310
either of these teams are very capable of beating Geelong
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shut up with this music after goals cunts fucking shut up
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>>144401257
no but the west may
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>stadium plays ayy macarena
>no one sings
failed project
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>>144401298
fun fact.
homebush used to be a huge toxic waste dump before sydney olympics
they covered it with fill.
anywhere of the site they didnt build one was on purpose as it was far too polluted.
more govt corruption and bullshit.
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>>144401338
GEG WHAT A BIIDGE XD
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>Peatling
So he is just dipping his toe into the Ray Peat lifestyle ayyyy
>>
just got rickrolled lads
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Charlie’s so far past it. Mid year and is selfish. Let’s not start on the Vegas trip either
>>
James "literally who" Peatling
>>
is it just me or was bedford a nothing player before he started tagging and now everything seems to go through him? like theres an over reliance on him, like hes a playmaker or something. plus he tags. surely he cant keep burning the candle at both ends like this up for years to come. modern footy is fucking weird.
>>
>>144401334
>>144401338
It’s called forced artificial soul & you will enjoy it
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I wonder if based Scott Ryan is in the crowd.
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>>144401298
people don't live at the SCG
it's half an hour, at most, from central
>>
isaac "im stealing a living as an afl player" cumming
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>>144401364
People? You mean, sheeple.
>>
Surely maccas nuggets will fill the void
>>
Bane are just slow frauds. You can’t win multiple finals on contest and a control game
>>
Lachie I. Neale
>>
When will Cadman and Green come to Collingwood?
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>>144401325
the coach v hawks captain bantz will endure over everything.
then some expert shrinks will weigh in and there you have it - another kids sport govt program worth billions to turn sport into more "lets all be faggots" thing
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i wasnt here last night. did you all sperg out over the hinkley sicily stuff? i was thinking of all you spergs shitting pissing and cumming yourselves about it. not to mention the fact that port actually won.
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>>144401380
>>144401380
>>144401380
>>144401380
newy
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>>144401358
He was a nothing player before because Goodwin preferred cunts like Charlie Spargo in the forward so he would barely get a game. He was always explosive, kicked 2 or 3 for the dees one week then dropped the next
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Imagine if Brisbane had a non meme key forward these last 5 years
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>>144401356
say my name again motherfucker
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>>144401379
So true
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>>144401381
underrated post
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>>144401378
>Green come to Collingwood?
only if he brings his old man to start fights in the stands
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Cogs dead
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>be japanese
>come to a GWS game
>tsunami warning goes off
>have a panic attack
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