>Lap:#7358>Countdown to Well Done Baku GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>144386142>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:222 (219 starts)>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:195>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan84>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 303 (+8)NOR: 241 (+16)LEC: 217 (+25)PIA: 197 (+18)SAI: 184 (+12)>2024 WCC StandingsRed Bull: 446 (+12)McLaren: 438 (+34)Ferrari: 407 (+37)Mercedes: 292 (+16)Aston Martin: 74 (+0)>2024 WEC StandingsPER: 1005.86 (+49.63)RIC: 929.05 (+57.35)HAM: 921.05 (+31.62)>News:FP2: LEC PER HAMFP1: VER HAM PERHorner calls Adrian Newey's big press conference at Aston Martin 'maybe a bit premature because he's still under contract with Red Bull.'Norris says McLaren "quite a long way off" the pace in BakuNewey: 2021 F1 finale ‘got to Mercedes psychologically’Max not surprised to see changes in McLaren’s ‘papaya rules’Krack: "The door for Max Verstappen is always open, for everything”Valtteri Bottas drops clear hint that his F1 future has been resolved...Norris ‘doesn’t want to be given a championship’, rules out Piastri relinquishing F1 winsRed Bull set to bring unusual floor for the Azerbaijan GPAlonso on his racing future: "I will be driving..."Oscar Piastri: I won’t pull over for Lando every time
It's still over btw.
Alonso pole
evening lads
Max wins on sunday
i have it on good authority that daniel ricciardo has a dildo welded onto his asscheeks and has it pistoning into his anus as he walks around the paddock
which retard came up with calling it papaya anyway?
gimi
>>144391587>Alonso on his racing future: "I will be driving..."bit more:>"I will be driving in 2026... After 2026 I will be driving... After, I will be driving...">>144391620you don't have to do this you know
dare I say gimi
>>144391607lecupolds, which wall will we be DNFing into?
I just accidentaly ate 300g of beans with eggs, race for this feel
>>144391606But he's driving "not a car"
Feeling good about Mike Krack bros.
>>144391606Why don't the Spanish care about Signs?
AAIIEEEE I'M BALDING
>>144391818because colour of his skins
>>144391818I do, he is my second, well, now that max is at risk of losing the championship to norris, the third driverhe i a good guy and a patriot, but alonso if f1 in spain
>>144391607good evening SAAR
>>144391872Bring back De La Rosa.
>>144391905this summer i rewatched the 06 season, and he was legit good for just a reserve driversad that he couldnt win that hungary, great race, much faster than kimi
Tifosibros are we unironically back?This time for real? And not the 40 other false dawns?
antonellie owe me sex
>>144391587holy kino poster>red b*llaaaaaaaaand ruined
>>144391956nope, chuck will finish p5 and sainz p6
is it me or has /eef juan/ dying the last few months. Thread quality has been shit desu~
>>144391956Chuck has scored pole in Baku 3 times, he has lost the lead by the end of lap 3 in every single one of those races.
red bull should fire helmut
>don't molest women Why is it so hard concept to men?
>>144392333Every human on earth is here because their mom was molested. I mean women aren't going to do it themselves.
chaseb owlhttps://www.youtube.com/live/uTREC5KFPxw
>>144391587HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144392401what's so funny? tell us so we can all have a laugh
I’m most looking forward to Bearman’s performance. Will he die in a crash? Will he steal podium from Hulkenberg?
>>144392265Red bull should fire >Helmut >Horner >Perez
>>144392430he will finish a fantastic p17
>>144392377It is scary if you don't know difference between sexual consent and molesting.
>>144392400not very high rates of speed
>>144392467The end product is the same, so who cares.
>>144392464I think the Haas is capable of more.I genuinely think he has a chance of a P9-11
>>144392510Police cares
>>144392400nvm shit gettin gud
>>144392521Not if I molest them.
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIN1P1hz728
Why do they say papaya instead of orange
>>144392617wtf that wasn't the thumbnail this was
>>144392623Because papaya is funny sounding word like skibidi toilet or something
>>144392637What am I looking at?
>>144392637you spam thumbnail changes till the algorithm likes one when you upload
>>144392637Changing the title AND the thumbnail to increase engagement is the new YT meta btw.
>>144392652idk I might watch it later
>>144392662>>144392666I hate this meta
>>144392520genuinely i would be pleased if he finishes in the points
>>144392666But why?
>>144392666I think youtube also supports A/B testing with thumbnails and titles. Gotta get that maximum engagement.
>>144392666>>144392662>>144392685They even let you upload 3 thumbnails now and it will cycle them until one breaks through.
it's ogre
>>144392722>Gotta get that maximum engagement.What does that even mean?
>>144392427/f1/
>>144392753The dopamine must flow.
>>144392766ok that's a good one, but it would've been better if you said>/f1/ in 2024
>>144392623You have to be so pretentious that your head is inside your anus at all times to join the McLaren F1 team
>>144392700because the youtube algorithm is an untethered, uncontrollable beast. Google's engineers have effectively no input over it
>>144392729haha ogre
Emergency Edd to save the thread.
>>144392666>>144392685>>144392728Similarly, they should be able to swap F1 drivers mid-quali sessions to see who's got the fastest lap
>>144392728does that happen automatically?
>>144392881hehe
>>144391587Low effort OP
Low effort sport
barber fucked up my haircut race for this feel?
>>144393374sakhir 2020
>>144393426thank you
>>144393441
what did she mean by this
>>144393299i'm fine with it
>>144393441meant for
>>144391587Don.
Biz idea : everyone who gets eliminated in Q1 is given a blue shell to use during the race
Domenicali idea: grid position is determined by random lottery
Liberty Media idea: number of WDCs is determined by the number of jobs your father worked to get you a kart
>tfw 8 large beers today>tfw over 3000 calories todayI'm never getting fit. I'm a fucking loser.
>>144393906just quit beer and get on the stimulants ez
jamaica are you ok?
Toto Wolff idea: power unit is 50% electric and front wings now have drs
Petite Japanese girl with Hime cut hairstyle
If I were a driver could I just play the music I wanted over the radio and have the engineers cut in when they needed to?
>>144393990what kind of music would the drivers listen to during a race?
>>144394003La Bamba
>>144394003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffGjQRNyrT0
>>144394003lofi beats to chill with [10hr mix]
>>144394003https://youtu.be/c4-Jflxhja8?si=g3idysDv3s-tPbq_only while racing against hamilton
>>144394013Perez>>144394023Alonso>>144394032Piastri>>144394052AMX (24/7 in 2021)>>144394069Any future driver from Kazakhstan
>>144394069who is the woman of the world then
>>144393906go low calorie with vodka>>144393929yeah i just wanted the post window and forgot to del the quote
>>144394082>AlonsUOOHHH
>>144394102>Fernando, we're seeing that your brake bias needs correction, input 2-0 on the dashbo->UUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>144394003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WryzyfQR6K8
The track is still well off pace. There's about 3+ seconds to be gained. (Pole last year was 1.40.2)Essentially fp1 and 2 were kinda meaningless from a viewer standpoint
>>144394003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrFLSjIA-xY
>>144394530>Essentially fp1 and 2 were kinda meaningless from a viewer standpointDomenicali was right then?
>>144393906You don't need to lower your caloric intake to get fit, you need to increase your caloric expenditure until it's higher than your intake. Go running, go cycling, lift some weights and then you can eat and drink whatever you want.
>>144394003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
>>144394569No, because there's no point to having more than one race per race weekend.
>>144394619Here's an interesting thing, I had a health check recently, and apparently years of fitness and training had thickened my heart. I didn't even know such a thing was possible
>>144394619how much exercice do you need to do to balance slurping a bucket of semen every other week or so?
>>144394828Is that bad?
>>144394840if we take the common internet number of around 15cal per teaspoon, a gallon bucket of semen would provide over 11300calspread across 2 weeks, that would be an extra 800cal/day or so that you'd have to burn
>>144394848Yes and no. Doctor said it's hard to diagnose these things because it also occurs with people who have high blood pressure and what not. It's basically got to do with how hard your heart works and why. For sports you need it to pump oxygen, for unhealthy people you need it to live. It's not an issue on its own, but needs to be diagnosed with other things.
>>144395127How much bigger is it compared to the pre-2017 cars
I can't sleep.
>fuck up an onion burger twiceits over
>>144395326Max is clearly referring to Vagina and not race cars of sim racing.
>>144395326how
>>144393906negative reinforcement will get you nowhere. take what you've learned and drink less next time or just find a different stimulant outright
>>144395383first one should have let the meat side go 30ish more seconds then maybe 45 less on the onionsecond one im basically trying to fuck up because its not for me and there can be zero pink so the temp is fucked, i do dishes while the meat cooks and i completely forget to press and season before flipping and the lower temp does not do the onions justice
>>144392753Engagement = how likely someone is to click on your video and therefore have an opportunity for jewgle to show them an ad.They measure it based on both your regular viewers eg. subscribers, and just random people that see your video on the youtube side bar or homepage.
>>144394003>Eurodance music to win WDCs and set records to [24/7]
>>144392753>>144395500Specific to A/B testing - let's say I want to make a youtube video about F1, but I want people to actually click the thumbnail to my video to watch it. A/B would allow a creator to have multiple thumbnails, let's say for this example an individual constructor's logo. What Youtube will then do is help determine what thumbnails are gaining more interactions from which people.As an example, YouTube would use the Mercedes thumbnail for my video when advertising it to people who have looked up or interacted anything with Mercedes. Or perhaps geo-lock Italy to only see the Ferrari thumbnail.
OH DEARY ME GOOD HEAVENS IS THAT AN UNCENSORED WINNOW ADVERTISEMENT ON A MID-2000'S FORMULA 1 CAR BEING FEATURED IN A PIECE OF OFFICIAL CONTENT?!?
>>144395679i hate the globohomo so much its unreal
>>144394530it tracks well with race pace though, in monza they were doing 1:18s in qualifying but 1:21s in race
>>144395965it's modern data science (people are unfortunately more predictable than you think) but I feel your sentiment
>>144395950You're joking, but because of french tobbaco laws since 2024 F1TV in France isn't allowed to have anything but the live races on it.I paid for the service and I can't access any relplays, any archive footages and pre/post races commentaries.
>>144395950>F1 talk >Crypto.com Are we NASCAR now?
>>144396043>You're joking, but because of french tobbaco laws since 2024 F1TV in France isn't allowed to have anything but the live races on it.Good fucking lord, I think tobacco is disgusting but surely they have to admit that at this point you have to do something other than just getting more and more draconian. Don't you guys still have a quite high rate of smoking compared to your peers?
>>144396043kwab
>>144396043How could this happen? I thought smoking was a core part of French culture.
safari for racist is on
>>144396091>Don't you guys still have a quite high rate of smoking compared to your peers?Not as much nowadays, we're even behind Spain.They really went hard on the anti-tobacco laws those past 20 years and the price also skyrocketed. A pack of cigs is now 11.50€>>144396109It used to be. vgh
>>144396160>Swedes are the lowesthuh, I thought they smoked like chimneys
>>144396192they use snus more than cigs I believe
>>144396160Based Bulgaria
>>144394003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIZwnDCfqWc
>woke up>still sleepybeing a wagie was a mistake
>>144396201the only thing i know about swedeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG2q7-2cFdo
>>144396254thats normalnext you're going to say the screams and noises when you're trying to fall asleep are strange
>>144395950AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GONNA SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE
I won't be awake for FP3 or Qualifying
>Put this out the same week Bearman makes his team debut along side HulkenbergWhat did F1 mean by this?
>>144396525wake up for quali you bum
>heineken get away with it by selling beer no one drinks and saying “when you drink don’t drive”>tobacco companies have to sit back and watch as the smoking epidemic reaches new heights with “vaping” and crypto peddling takes their place on carsjust say “when you smoke, don’t inhale” and sell some candy cigarettes
>>144396791>when you smoke, don’t inhalecigars are healthy now
>>144394003https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE
>>144396531it's meant to make bearman look good when his career isn't killed
How many laps into the FKino sprint before KWABjar has a chimp out?
bring tobacco sponsorships back, i can't bear to look at bank, insurance company and other jewy sponsors
>>144396791>>144396980just kill yourself it's the same end result
Deadbull
>>144397086now why would you say that
>>144397086mom would be sad
Laugh at Deadbull
lol do they hold the indos images for reviewthey dont load
>>144397136I'm missing fkino, life is pain>>144397152true
>>144397226That's just the internet attacking sharks trying to knock your island offline.They work on my machine (unfortunately)
>>144397271we pay the sharks not to thoughever
>>144397284The cheque bounced
>>144397226gookmoot really just needs to rangeban that shithole already
>>144397306brb employing sea pinkertons
>>144397271>>144397306That shark was paid off by Comcast, look it up.
About to watch FP2, what am I in for?
>>144397930but why
>>144397930they got you tooyou dont load
works on my basket weaver
>>144397958>task manager>select your browser>hit "end task">wait 10 seconds for the executable finishes closing operating >re-open browser>???>profit
>bumbaclot man replies to me>typing up reply>a different american replies or stealth replies back to him before I canThis has happened over 20 times now, what's the deal? He's my friend let me reply to him first you can wait your turn.
>>144398002no its just you twowhats more likely? my browser hates 2 people or you're being watched?burn your hardrive lock you doors
>>144398037Whoa pardner. Are you trying to curb my freedoms?
>>144398062Yes.
i have reason to believe there's malarkey afootthis is where ill leave it
>>144398047It's definitely you and your browser, my dad is ATF bro and he's told me alot about you...
>even Helmut is losing faithhorner is killing the team
>>144396980Wish granted, but instead you get sports betting sponsorships.I would tolerate MGM if we got a kino Black and Gold livery.
>>144396043Kwab
for me it's smacksownf1 related because f1 is a work (if it was a shoot poomilton would have never won anything ever)
>ruins everything with his dick(metaphorically since it all happened over text)
>>144397930Me when I get access to Hannah Schmitz
>>144398047it's me, i'm the one watching (i am in his bushes)
>>144398380so you agree that mercedes didn't have the best car between 2014 and 2021
>>144398492there's no best car because it's a work ya mark
one day I'll have the best car and win all the races
>>144398513You sure will buddy
>>144398513Let me sponsor you so my logo is associated with a winner please.
When will Max win again?
>>144398572Not this week now that the King of the Streets is back. That's for sure.
verstappen will never win againhow do you feel about that?
>max is just another newybaby
>>144398572When the Aston Martin contract hits
Whats my man Logan Sargeant doing right now?
In that interview from the other day Newey said he no longer felt his pencil and paper approach had the advantage of iteration time over CFD software.
>>144398572After Alonso wins Another WDC
king of the shits
>>144398721>king of the shits
>>144398750karun is unintentionally funny. compared bearman to jacques villeneuve in fp1
>>144398772I don't know about that because, since Murray left in 2001, I've been watching F1 without commentary, and since 2014, without sound altogether.
>>144398645For me, it was when he said in that interview that one of the first things he did after joining RB was to sneak a personal friend into the team to spy on the members of the engineering team and gather dirt on those he didn't like to get them fired.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQV5VJzvhF0IT'S UP
HAPPENING
>>144398858Oh shit, I didn't know they were signing Newey AS A DRIVER
I don't know why but the Strolls just give me a warm feeling inside of me.
>>144398634Reading this:https://hardcard.indycar.com/Resources/pdfs/2023/2023_INDYCAR_Drivers_License.pdf
>>144398858>daaaaaaad, I wanna design the car too
>>144398835As sneaky and conniving a move as that is I have to admit he was right, he was saying it in reference to the sort of attitude that killed the British car and motorcycle industry.
wish I had a rare flag so people would know it’s me when I post
>>144398975They're genuinely passionate about motorsports. They're losing a hell of a lot of their own money and they don't care because they love the sport so much
>>144399036your personal state-mandated monitoring glowie knows its you don't worry
>>144399036You could always emigrate, Perry.
>>144398380>>144398505>it's a workI was going to say I don't think you know what that word means, but then I saw your flag.
>>144398380>poomilton would have never won anything ever
>>144396791>heineken get away with it by selling beer no one drinksI drink it
Diana = MercedesAkko = Dead Bull
are we sure spanish people are real?
>>144399291
>>144399305my ancestor..
>>144391696That's a normal breakfast no?
>>144396791I hope tobacco stays legal because you know they are coming for alcohol and caffeine next.
>>144399382Those are harmful for you. They should ban them. You need to be able to pay taxes.
>>144399382*Sugar
>>144398634Chilling with andretti driver
>>144399541grug!
>>144399460But... 2/3 of those have some of the highest taxes of any item in most societies.
>>144399219>proceeds to post a worked professional wrestling match where hamilton was booked to winthanks for proving my point ya pinhead>>144399206huh wat u mean?
going to miss qualy tomorrow anyway to get no spoilers replay
Maybe they're just having coffee like old “friends,” meanwhile the news is, “Piastri in RedBull?!”But I don't see any cups on the table.
>>144399683The door is zip tied shut so the person can't get their drinks out to them
morning lads
>>144399864mornin
>>144399864mornin, la'
>ded bull meme is realMerc will dominate the grid in 2025 after toto finds a way to copy the 2024 mclaren. How does this feel to know?
>>144399999>>144400000
>>144399864Bonjour. Ne buvez pas trop de café
>>144399958>merc gets back on top spot>just as lewlew leaves mercJust somewhat grim all things considered
If Bathurst is bogan Christmas then what is sandown?
>>144399958Who is to say. The theme of this season has been 'upgrades' that send the car backwards. Truth is, this whole underbody downforce thing is a bit of black magic. You never really know what you're going to get unless you check them on track.
Yesterday I saw the literal English twin of Corinna Kopf. She was with some fat, bald bloke.How does that even happen
>>144400177
Sources say Newey was convinced to join Asston Martin after being offered a Ps5 pro plus one game.
>>144400213>one gameI bet it's WipeOut HD.
NOOO SAVE ME NUUI
>>144399958This has to be bait. Then again I know someone who microwaves store bought waffles still in the plastic wrap, so who knows.
>>144400031Trop de café, c'est impossible non? C'est comme trop de coureurs qui battent pour être champion.>>144400177Money. Or it could have just been a dad with his daughter.
Suck my pole
>2026 F1 world champion
why do motogp drivers have a much more limited grasp of english compared to eff juan drivers?
>>144400370You need to lack a few braincells to go 300 per hour on a glorified bicycle.
>>144396160luv germoney, they can smoke everywhere. luv pooopland because their ciggies are cheapest.
>>144400370Because MotoGP is mostly dominated by Spanish and Italians. They only speak English for the world feed. Also I'd imagine racing drivers learn English as they grow up with the karting scene having kids from lots of different nationalities.
>>144396160The other day I saw a couple of teenage supermarket workers having a smoke break. They must have been 16-19 years old. It's actually a bit shocking because I haven't seen someone that young smoke in a very long time. Especially women.
>>144400305>I know someone who microwaves store bought waffles still in the plastic wrapHonestly surprised this wasn't under my flag. She also microwaves beans.
RAIN NOW!
>>144396160have black market durrys turned up in france in big numbers yet?me i hannay smoked a legal pack in yonks. been getting these red package chinky fags no idea what theyre called from delis. never paid more than $15 when a legal pack is like $35
>>144400473Didi's tears in heaven after seeing Newey leave are threatening to drown Austria this weekend. I hope Horner is happy.
Hamilton got the drip
fp in 10 bings
It's really fucking windy outside. f1 races for this weather?
>>144400343PAALUPAIKALLAIN
amx
when I see F1 on the telly I start clapping
Are we back? Or is it over?
Rehearsing for the inevitable verslurppen win on Sundaymax max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max>max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max maxmax max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max>max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max maxmax max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max>max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max maxmax max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max>max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max maxmax max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max>max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max maxmax max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max SLURPING SLURPING max max max SEMEN max max
Jensen butthole
>skyF1
>>144400590feel free to direct your missilemen to obliterate their satellite
>famous black man abuser will smith
how true is this gents
>>144400613How
>>144400613What happened to ferrari and aston?
>>144400613some i believeothers i do not
FRANCOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
get in the fuggin cars
good morning fellas
I still can't get over the Aston Martin-Honda collab. How the fuck is it allowed? Also didn't Cosworth develop one of their road car engines?>>144400599>>144400611I wish he visited Miami, to go along with his song of the same name."Come to Miami, we have all you can eat Cuban sandwiches, all you can snort crack, and all you can fuck bitches!"
the architecture around the track is nice
azerbaijan is a non-country. nuke that place and build a circuit here.
>>144400613All this proves is that KWABlonso has developed the car backwards, from title-contending car which Vettel helped design to absolute shitbox that daddy (((Stroll))) has to spend gorillions of KGBux to hire Newey to design the rocketship which Alonso will use (and never win a single race with)
why won't they get in the cars
>>144400654Indeed. I feel we ought to congratulate this city
where are the shitposters saying this is boring and we need more sprints
>>144399958>toto finds a waytorger is retarded so i doubt it
Anons, I designed modern F1 track. What do you think?
+100000000 social credit zhou
>>144400671No matter how boring free practice may be, sprint weekends are way gayer
TOT
>>144399864>>144399892morning >>144400646
WDBEOALNKLEU
suicide is back on the menu
>alpenis
We have been fine for decades with free practises. Why are they suddenly a problem?
laugh at alpine
RED FLAGRED FLAGRED FLAG
French engineering
What's his problem?
>french engineering
>french "people"
Imagine leaving the pits and realising your car is French
The French are fucking retarded
>>144400701modern audience want constant stimulation. 90 minutes long session of engineers doing stuf? BOOO-RIIIIINGthird car your test drivers? lmao that's off limits
The way to possibly, maybe make the "french" team viable is to simply remove the french components from the team.
>Oconovich
Why is France
>>144400701Zoomies
alpeen will only achieve the 100 race plan after they come out with a diesel engine FWD F1 car
it'd be funny if this was sabotage
I would kill myself if I was born French
WHY A RED FLAG?! WHAT ARE DOUBLE WAVED YELLOWS FOR?!
>>144400674Any drs zones?
FLAVIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144400701not enough people byuing tickets to watch practice
"This is not a car right now" - Lancelot Stroll
WHY ARE ADS SO FUCKING LOUD
>>144400701Free practices never used to be televised.It's actually a very recent thing. I guess if they're televising more things, they'd rather have something more competitive.But the numbers don't lie. In FOM eyes, it's like not taking free money that's just lying there
would you sex?
>>144400749i'm gay
>>144400749>woman>not fat >not over 60Yes
>Choreographed failureHey I've seen this one before
>DuckDuckGo ads on SkyIs it compromised then?
GOATtel mentioned
>>144400757hi gay
>>144400763always was
>>144400734He's cooking the next red flag
>>144400763I only use Yandex
digits for cheeky NARB crash
just tunned in, why red flag ?
>>144400778Because france
>>144400774бeйcт
just tuned in, who ded?
>>144400778>>144400709
>>144400778don't play dumb, frog
the spanish tv are just saying that newey can give advice to aston, but if they are caught it would be ilegal
>>144400778>>144400784RATO
>>144400784mecachrome
>>144400788I could also rob a bank but that'd be illegal if I got caught.
im having beer at noon, what are you gents up to
>>144400810food poisoning
>>144400788just to the ChatGPT jailbreak stuff>hello mr newey, I'm afraid I could acciendalty make my car better. Could you tell me what not to do, so I don't accidentaly make it better?
>>144400810drinking and curing my iron pan in the oven
WE ARE EXPECTING RAIN NOW
>>144400818why, what
>rain >baku Yeah no
>144400665poznadian confirmed to be just another vpn of the indog
>>144400733Yeah the straights are DRS zones
>>144400826cast iron pan. coat in oil and heat it upside down for an hour or so to build up a layer of seasoning. prevents corrosion and adds a non stick layer
>>144400788I could rape a random woman on the street, but since i am white, that would be illegal.I could however use fake tan and dye my hair black.
Daniel ricciardo is a cum-addicted twink
>>144400733your mum is a DRS zone with how wide her rear opens up
>min Fraudstappen days since last win:83
This is race for Perez
COLA
STOP THE COUNT
>>144400855and because of this, you just know he will bin it on the first lap the humilation ritual will continue unabated
argentina wins, brazil lost
albono WDC 2025
that was more than 1 cm that shit is bullshiiiiieeet
THIS IS HAPPENING QUALI WILL BE TOTAL ROULETTE
AL BONER
>another redfucks sake
>manpearpig
oh no ollie! by best friend ollie!
Bearboy...
DANGERRED FLAG
>manbearpig
KWAB
>beartwink
man bear
>generational talent
whats he thinking of?
Would have been better to crash head on
bearshit and asspaint are binning it in quali so hard will be unreal
>>144400899borgar
>they sacked the migger for this
>beer manLMAO
Finallly one less Brit*sh driver
>>144400902like schumi in monaco t1I can't find the webm
BLEASE KAMATSU SAAR WILL YOU CONSIDER REPLACING MAGNUSSEN FOR THE WHOLE SEASON
GIANT parking lot runoff and he still bins it
>Logan Sargeant will never drive an F1 car again
is he autistic?
KWABWAB
would Fshitters be unfiltered by a corner complex such as pic rel
oh nooo, not Bearman
fucking fatty
>>144400929>lfsMY MAN
ugh
>>144400926Are you?
>two rookies in their second race>BakuBert Mylander Salivating
>>144400942yes
>norizz no timehe will be in the wall next
I've been out for a few months. To my disappointment I come back to /f1/ only to find Indonesia still alive.
don't worry, Bearman sisters, we are still P14 in F2
I bet they force crashers to be bottoms in orgies. Fucking hot.
>>144400937what if we've raced long ago
>>144400929yes
what if the safety car doesn't start when told to scramble?presumably it doesnt sit in the pit lane engine running all race waiting to be called on
>>144400929>LFSthis brings back some good memories
>>144400958they have two
>>144400958>presumably it doesnt sit in the pit lane engine running all race waiting to be called onPretty sure it does, same with the medical cars if I had to bet.
Nigger.
>>144400960what if the backup shits itself
>>144400967Medical car, probably
>>144400960what if the second one also fails and simultaneously all red flags turn into dust and radio communication is jammed?
>>144400967i think if both SCs are shittering they do the medical cars next
>>144400967Safety scooter
>>144400962That sounds bad for the environment
>>144400970and the medical cars fail too
>>144400967they use the other backup car
They probably do maintenance to those cars after and before every race. It is not your civil car.
>>144400989what if the maintenance is done wrong
>>144400989i do internal maintenance with my dick in your mum
>>144400979they bring out the track janny's hilux
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHX6bgyeS94
>>144400979Black flag every car
holy hell the Bull looks trash turning into slow corners, but somehow competitive
>Min Verslowwin
>>144400996then the car will not work very well will it
...
how is perez this good around baku
apologize /f1/
>>144400997Really?
PURO PINCHE CHECO PEREZTHE KING OF THE STREETS
You now remember Mercedes has won 3 races this year
>>144401016yes she is very happy with the frequent maintenance i do
>>144401005p8milton
>>144400996Never happened before
>>144401020Best car brand in the world. Good for them.
The Fraudening 2.0
0.64s faster
No Rizz getting deep dicked by PS3
>>144401010RBR are running higher wing setups and I guess it just agrees more with Perez.
just woke up. what happened to bearman and ocon?
>>144401021Well good for her
>>144401020And got mogged by their own customers 12 times this year
>>144401032It'd be a shame if McLaren employ 2012 Ferrari tactics and break an engine seal if PS3 qualifies in front
+0.552
yall can bet on it
> Only 1 person pictured here was responsible for winning championships. If you can find the right answer, you have an IQ above 20 and are smarter than 100% of DTS fans
>Ocon failure>Gasly breaking down in Turn 3Who owes Falvio some favors?
>RB is faster than Red BullKWAB
>>144401079Sweetie, you forgot to include the right answer (Christian Horner)
Hamilton lost the wdc in a car that won the wccNewey lost the wcc with a driver that won the wdc
>>144401079It's you, the fans.
>>144401079>Only 1 person responsible for winning championshipsok, retard
>>144401079Shame that Seb dropped off so much with these disgusting hybrid engines.
>>144401066Max mosley
Mercbros?
>>144401102>he sneeded?
ricciardo is practicing for his future career at driftmasters
>homolton>slowstappen
>>144401146You shut your whore mouth. Ricciardo will make max his bitch next year like it is 2017 again.
i hope RB goes back to an autism box that dominates in all corners while being bad on the straights
that sector 2 wiggly section looks so scary to drive in a f1
>>144401175It looks fun.
Russell win on bros?
>>144401185How will the goblin react to getting kwabbed by a narb?
did pinkham answer the call? she seems kinda bogged
>>144401217she looks fucking lavishing i don't know what you mean
>>144401244God I wish I was that bike
>>144401244It's ravishing, you dumb pseud. What are you, Chinese?
>>144401244that pic is 1 year old at least>best SS i could take, they didn't do a close up of her in the whole interview
yee-haw
Jesus, it's all so tiring. Women everywhere on the coverage. So lame, so sanitised.The only redeeming feature is that there's literally no blacks in the entire industry capable of the role, kek.>>144400763Look at who founded it. Early history, etc
Dead Bull
>it's a red bull is a slow shitbox episodeI'm getting tired of these
Fkino in 3
>>144401314>that flagOdds are your nose is identical to that saddle,so it's easy to imagine.s
christian "no relation" mansell
mexico grand prix
it's time
ITS TIME
Gimi wins
>Russell P1>Hamilton P10Oh no no
nu-gimi is going to rape max
Alright lads, ready for Fcarnage?
I'm ready for FShitter KINO
yeah, mansell is going to end up as tv pundit
>>144401633Makes you wonder why even bother with three practice sessions when one is clearly sufficient
How the hell did nobody crash yet? This is some hardcore racing
they're going 3 wide into 90degree corners and not crashing, but /f1/ calls them shitters
What a bunch of shitters!
How is that last guy 5 seconds behind second last?
>>144401810turbo shitter
>>144401810he's shit
>>144401810He was 7 seconds off the pole in qualy.
>>144401810tyre management phase
Gabriele Maxì
>>144401831Holy shit. He should just give that money to me.
>>144401810He's the king of shitter paydrivers
>>144401810slow and steady wins the race
>>144401857kek
How can you be that bad? I want to see his onboard lap
he will be lapped in a sprint race
>+14
>>144386142>>144386142>>144386142NEW
>>144401922sir...
CAM ON ARE GABRIELE
>>144401922SAR DO NOT DO AGAIN PLEASE
slow and steady
>>144401922benchod sar this not needful
fake gimi and bearshit exposed
>pray-muh
>>144401922>once again scammed by an indianhow they do it?
>Mini P1>GENERATIONAL TALENT P10>both driving a Premauhhh
sikth position
Jesus Christ you could put another 22 drivers between 21st and 22nd.
What a shit track.
toto needs to refund this shitter
>>144402015t. neekeri>>144402011unfortuantely it looks like he will survive not being lapped, with about 40 sec to spare unless he has a bit of a moment
>VMABased Vijay Mallia showing his commitment to motorsport
>>144402040How does the sand nigger cock taste like
>>144402011What happened?
>>144402073Nothing. Just some pay driver who is incredibly slow.
>>144402073Dutch driver
>>144402108>>144402108>>144402108>>144402108
any events in FP3 besides Beartwink hitting the wall already?
>>144400455I microwave beans as well desu.
>All streams are borkedwtf
