NFL Headlines - September 13, 2024 Christian McCaffrey out for Vikings game as 49ers mull IRPackers list Jordan Love as questionable for Week 2 vs. ColtsBengals likely without Tee Higgins again vs. ChiefsRussell Wilson listed as questionable for Sunday vs. BroncosVikings WR Jordan Addison declared out for Week 2Bucs to be without at least 3 starters vs. LionsMike McDaniel: No timeline on potential return for Tua Tagovailoa following latest concussionGannon: Kyler Murray's knee "all good" for Week 249ers GM offers troubling update on Christian McCaffrey’s calf injurySkylar Thompson is "next man up" in Miami but team will add a QBChiefs WR Hollywood Brown will undergo shoulder surgeryJets' Haason Reddick could sit out entire 2024 season, other teams anticipate another trade, per reportsGo Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtu.be/qGyhZ5ZW3Po?si=H49uOgwbQbuUk45v
>>144393421Rasm
>>144393421My KANGZ? Playoff-bound.
My Steelers :)
We suck again
>>144393433He's still in the league?
>49ers break the mccaffrey injury curse last year >now he’s crippled againLast year was their only chance at a Super Bowl. The stars aligned. Mccaffrey and Purdys contract. It’s over niner faggots
reffies
Youngblood got raped again. Evident as how he’s making early threads now
>>144393472Doesn't matter because deebo is the chosen one who will bring balance to the NFL
>OP with Tom Brady's ball sack goes 500 postsI am so proud of this community
Mike Mcdaniel is 1-11 against teams with a winning records
>>14439347249jotos fans told me this is their year though!
>SLATER SCOOP: The officer involved in the Tyreek Hill incident had been suspended multiple times in his career.>Danny Torres, a 27-year vet with Miami-Dade Police, had a total of six suspensions with some lasting up to 20 days.Sometimes its the people we most suspect
>>144393421>WHOS HOUSE
>>144393485He had 3 chances to do so
>>144393488How many of those games were Tua concussions?
Nick Sirianni has the highest win percentage of any active coach in the NFL.
>>144393459You deserve it for getting rid of the only people who made your team relevant.
>>144393512So
>Patty Cuckitini
>>144393496>TorresMy time in Miami has caused me to be instantly sus with anyone with that last name, they tend to be right cunts.
>>144393496He was 4 years clean man
>>144393421RAMS HOUSE!
if andy reid’s such a good coach why couldn’t get it done with mcnabb?
>>144393545Bill Belichick was in the way
How long until Friday night football is a thing
>>144393545T.O.'s broken leg
>>144393515Who? Vrabel, Tannehill, AJ Brown, Henry?
>>144393517he's overhated.
>>144393559All of them. Everything good about the team was thrown away.
>tripfag is a britabooand a new low is reached
>>144393545He isn't. He's above average, but not one of the greatest. What Kyle is doing in SF is more impressive than all of Andy's career before Mahomes.Before Mahomes Andy was ringless with the Eagles, and 1-5 with the Chiefs in the playoffs. As soon as he got Mahomes he started collecting rings. Geniuses attribute this to Andy Reid.
>>144393521>>144393496imagine having to be on patrol with this asshole.Thin blue line and all you obviously have to support him and have his back until chain of command says otherwise, but you have to know his authoritarian kink is going to put you in more danger.
>>144393570cunt is the only english word left with any verve
>>14439349615 years with only 2 incidents and then suddenly tons of suspensions? There's something suspicious about that.
>>144393586Only midwits get to become cops anyway.
Remember when Applebee's used to do half price apps
>>144393496ACAB
>>144393578>Kyle in SFKyle is not even the best coach in his own division
>>144393545The Eagles were great teams elevated by Andy Reid and his coaching staff.McNabb played in an era where there were all time great veterans coming up with a cast of all time greats in the 2000s because the rule changes of the last decade, and the next decade after they were drafted favored their play style immensely.I'm not dogging on McNabb, but the Eagles never had Ray Rice on defense in the 2000s
Why does it feel like every division other than the NFC East already has an obvious winner. In the past week, the Ravens, Bills, Lions, and Buccaneers have emerged as clear favorites. The 49ers, Chiefs, and Texans were already clear favorites.
>>144393612you mean ray lewis
>>144393586>dude, just let this go... fucking... why did - just get him in the car, YES I WILL COVER FOR YOU
>>144393597Based suspicious latina.
>>144393597Started doing roids and/or supporting trump
>lets have the tiny brown pocket QB go rushing>the guy who died knocks him out
>>144393496Uhhh, based Cop?
>>144393616hawks gonna style on the niners actually
>>144393616>RavensUh.... what?
>>144393595It was the word before cunt that made it bongy
>>144393616>Ravens winning the AFCNThat's Joe Brrr and the Bengos, bucko.
>>144393521Wow fucking racist
>>144393629fucking kek. imagine getting heemed by a literal dead person. KWABOTM
>>144393636The Bengals and Browns are complete disasters. And the Steelers have Bustin Fields as their QB.
>>144393597Could've gotten CTE if he was into crossfit
>>144393640Bengo pls
Fuck cops and fuck niggers
>>144393597It's almost like the police are under undue scrutiny since BLM was created. We all saw how Tyreek was acting in that video. Just on his way to church going 105 mph. Another good boy who dindu muffins.
>>144393618Yeahg ray lewis im drunki work night shift so its okay
>>144393616>Lions>Ravensbait or genuinely retarded
>>144393649Bengies get hot late season. Lameme can't even win the AFC or complete 2 point conversions lmao
>>144393657Bit redundant
>>144393649Yeah but the Ravens? I think the Bengals will get their shit together much quicker than the Ravens. They have no offense outside of 'LAMAR RUN!'
>>144393667Exactly.
>>144393672They also have Derrick Henry, Isaiah Likely, Zay Flowers, Mark Andrews, and Justice Hill. The bungles have Joe CringeThere is a clearly better team here
>>144393616Well it's because the NFC East has soul, but to be fair it's between two teams lol>>144393545Go look at that offensive roster. That team was good because of the defense.
>>144393463Yeah, and absolutely slingin that thang. He's building his MVP case as we speak.
>>144393616Cowboys are already clear favorites. More so than half the teams you brought up.
>>144393578You know how this thing called Longevity is important in GOAT discussions?That so happens to be the case for headcoaches too, as it shows evolution and understanding the game as it's laid out in front of you.That combined with Andy Reid having the best coaching tree of his era, makes him absolutely one of the greatest.Literally with Mahomes, the only thing stopping Andy Reid from retiring with the all time wins record as a HC is his health.
>>144393459Levis sucks. Rudolph probably gets us a wild card spot. I just wish we had a shot at a good QB next year but the prospects are iffy and the Panthers/Raiders/Giants are all going to take one before us so we basically have 2 years of Levis regardless of how shitty he is.
>>144393699>dick poopscot
>>144393692pleb
>rushing qb's>black qb's
Who cuffed him harder, Miami police or Bills defense?
>>144393692Oh man look at him shrek dat dere elite gnats secondary.
>>144393667There's a difference between starting slow and getting your doors blown off by the 2024 Jerod Mayo Patriots. People are so ready to make excuses for the Bengals, it's weird. They're not the team we hoped they would be this year, period. No team is losing like that week one and then besting the Ravens for the division.
NFC1. Bucs2. Niners3. Lions4. Rams5. Dem Boyz6. Eagles7. PackersAFC1. Chiefs2. Bills3. Texans4. Chargers5. Bengals6. Ravens7. Jags
>>144393708>just blew out a top defense
>>144393699No they aren't retard https://www.vegasinsider.com/nfl/odds/nfc-east/
>>144393667ANALYTICS
>>144393712Somewhere this was part of the causal sequence of events that killed Tua
>>144393723>5. Bengals>6. RavensLmao, shut the fuck up. You clearly don't know shit.
>>144393701The sean mcvay coaching tree already shows more promise
>>144393723Bakey makin 'em quakey
>>144393723>5. Dem Boyz>6. Eagles>2. Niners>4. RamsYou're just ranking teams not doing seeding right?
>>144393701Longevity matters when you've been successful your whole career. Andy hasn't been. He got fired from the Eagles and was on the verge of getting fired again when he dramatically traded up for Mahomes with the Chiefs. Then he suddenly started a dynasty. When your career is that backloaded and obviously not due to you, you don't get to claim longevity just because you're old.
>>144393710>Winner*YUP.
>>144393753correct
>>144393726
>>144393723my chargers are slipping under everyone’s radar shhhh
is it true that mike mcdonald has a horrible adderal problem?
>dook pisscock
I'm gay
>>144393751McVay isn't Andy Reid's era of HCs. Like how Mahomes isn't in Brady's Era despite them playing at the same time for multiple seasons
>>144393560He's hated for his personality
>>144393751lmao only LaFleur is halfway decent
>>144393761Oh ok, you're just slightly retarded not fully retarded. Carry on.
>>144393515who?>>144393559>Vrabellousy coach, started sucking ass ala Belichick when he couldn't draft and all the talent given to him got hurt or aged out>Tannyold and washed, see playoff vs Bengals and every game after>AJ traded for pennies because the GM was a retard with his head up his own ass, like Vrabel>Henry a great RB but as the last 3 years have proven, a team based around a RB can't get it done in the modern NFL. titans had no pass threat and Henry really can't catch>>144393568you don't know what you're talking about. I'm an actual titans fan, sadly. don't talk about the team because I guarantee you've never seen them play. nor has anyone who still stans for Vrabel. if he's so fucking great, why don't you beg your own team to hire him as HC?
>>144393761Fair enough
>>144393421
>>144393770and if so, is it appropriate that he remain Head Coach?
SKEEEEEEEEYUP
>>144393787Enjoy mayo man you retard
>>144393730Vegas exists because they know how to post odds that make people bet on them. Not even close to indicative of on-the-field play, which they're obviously the best.
>>144393764Those are great stats asshole!
>>144393785The vikings coach is good
>>144393608all cops are BASED
>>144393689They're retarded too. They never threw to Andrews or gave Henry the ball after 5 carries
What crips is Tua affiliated with?
>>144393756>Longevity matters when you've been successful your whole career. Andy hasn't been.Being 4th in all time wins, just 0.5% behind Belichick, that only puts Halas and Shula on the level of Reid, in terms of longevity, and winrate.Reid is either #1, or #2 all time in the modern era of the NFL. Easily top 5 all time in the passing era.
>>144393500What an ugly city filled with fat ass mongoloid mutts
Go bills
>>144393806>le clear favorites>aren't the betting favoriteSo by who? You?
>>144393421Who was in the wrong here spee, Flores or McDaniel?>If you woke up every morning and I told you that you suck at what you did, that you don’t belong doing what you do, that you shouldn’t be here, that this guy should be here, that you haven’t earned this
Theyre eating the pets of the people that live there (Cincinnati)
>>144393723okay but for real1. Niners2. Eagles3. Bucs4. Lions5. Rams6. Cowboys7. Seahawks 1. chiefs2. ravens3. texans4. bills5. chargers6. colts7. jets
>>144393830Just rustbelt shenanigans
>>144393825And everyone else who knows ball, yes.
Brady going to da fins just to fuck Bills fans for old times sake.
>>144393756Source on him almost getting fired by KC?
>>144393802mayo man will be benched after the week 5 bye and Rudolph will get us to a wild card and first round exit
>>144393841>repeat NFC East division winnerCowboys are the only team that can't win the division. It is known.
the bengals suck
>>144393850I don't want to go digging for sources about something from so long ago but it was a thing, Hunt was eager to build a winning culture and Andy was 1-5 in the playoffs and often worse than our record showed. There were many games where fans were unironically calling for Chase Daniel to start, just to try to shake things up and get the offense moving. It wasn't Smith's fault, we were just a facile, impotent team. But towards the end of the season we'd always be just good enough to get a wild card and lose in the playoffs. This went on for like five years and fans and ownership were beyond impatient. We were ready to move on from the Reid era. That's when he was like "fuck this" and traded up for Mahomes.
My memory is a bit hazy so maybe some anons here can help me but I remember Michael Vick being a much better thrower of the ball than Lamar Jackson but the stats seem to suggest otherwise. Lamar looked like a straight up bum out there against the Chiefs and completely incapable of throwing the deep ball. My memory of Vick is that he was an elite thrower of the deep ball, is this accurate?
>>144393853tits won't be anywhere near the playoffs
>>144393843>Brady going to da fins just to fuck Bills fans for old times sake.The Betties would kill themselves en masse, like it really matters though as they wouldn't win even if Mahommes went on IR. Destined losers forever.
>>144393870>statsThat's for NERDS.
>>144393876tempted to say they win this weekend thoughthey'll win some games this year
I am hungry
>>144393870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0c1I6nQ7aU
>>144393835I agree with your NFC but I'd swap the cowboys and eagles. Colts and Jets making it into the playoffs is absolutely LOL worthy
>>144393870Vick developed into an elite level deep ball thrower during his stint with andy and the eagles. before that he was more of a runner and didn't apply himself properly. Prison changed him in ways which made him take his job and football more seriously, and he's been open about how he wish he had that mindset when he started out.https://youtu.be/3RTobt3k77I
>>144393459I was pretty confident the Titans would be good, but that OL is not good enough for the Titans to be a great team. Levis is an open question as well.
>>144393870Yes, Vick was a genuine dual threat. He had a fucking cannon and was very accurate. Lamar passes so he doesn't get fined
>>144393870He had an arm but it wasn't accurate. Julio Jones and he would've wrecked shop.But beyond that he wasn't accurate, in any level. He also famously didn't read or learn the playbook until he got to Philly
>>144393926Wrong
>>144393870Vick himself says Lamar is a better passer.
>>144393649Fields played good against the Falcons and the Steelers repeatedly heemed the Ravens with >Kenny Pickett and Mason Rudolph. I don't think you understand how bad Pickett was, Fields has already shown he's better when it comes to hitting receivers on deepballs, which Kenny had a very very hard time doing. I am bias, but I think the Steelers are very underrated this year. Every aspect of the team has improved >Patrick Queen, Peyton Wilson, Dontae Jackson, Deshon Elliot shore up an already very potent Defense>Zack Frazier replaces previous center that was awful and had a fuckton of fumbled snaps that cost the Steelers a few games>Troy Fautanu paired with Broderick Jones has potential for elite offensive line. Dan Moore Jr. finally didn't look like a bust against the Falcons and may be turning a corner >Presly Harvin replaced with an actual good punter (until the Falcons heemed his leg and then the referees somehow penalized the Steelers for it. Now it's some new guy, who will probably still be better than Harvin) >No matter how much people rip on Fields / Russel, they are not going to be worse than Kenny. I can't think of a single position where they got worse at. Maybe WR with Diontae going to Carolina, but Pickens as a monster and Van Jefferson / CAIII should be able to fill in, while Roman Wilson is developed into a WR2. Either way, there's no reason to think this team can't do better than the previous season's 10-7 record.
>>144393898>>144393914It's crazy that Vick was so good at what he did that the entire NFL has been chasing that high for the past two decades, and unsuccessfully I might add. He really was one of a kind, shame about the shitbulls.
>>144393926this on always seemed vick-esque to mehttps://youtu.be/OStFU7moFvc
>>144393946Vick has to say that Twitterfags would hunt him down and shoot him.
>>144393870Watered down pass defense. From Vince Young to Tim Tebow, all those scrambling QBs wish they could play in this era. For example when those 2 played most teams didn't run as many read options with their QBs because the defense was legally able to hit the QB as hard as they wanted to even if he didn't have the ball. James Harrison before the playoff game against the Broncos suggested that would be the key to their victory.And that's not even mentioning how you can't hit receivers in the middle field, can't QBs low nor high. Or late at all. Or like if a pass was overthrown you could just jack up the intended receiver if you timed it correctly. Can't do that now.
>>144393951The league is already reverting back to pocket passing QBs who can read the field. They're not the field generals who were calling plays pre snap like Manning and Brady but accurate and efficient pocket passers who can run a system well. These pocket passers are just more mobile than before but not "dual threats".
>>144393951normies get so mad when they start talking about le heckin doggerinos in vick convos and I say "they were just shitbulls"
>>144393951>shitbullsTotal shitbull death.
Should the dolphins sign Tebow? I'll hang up and listen
is tua black?
>>144393658https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k
>>144393988I like the video of a wild boar goring multiple shitbulls in an arena.
>>144393999Based east of the rockies caller, and no, the dolphins shouldn't sign tebow when tannehill is available.
last digit is how many picks gayleb williams throws for on sunday
>>144393999They should pick up Pickett for peanuts.
[Popper] Jim Harbaugh said he went to the Chargers equipment staff earlier this week and asked for a pair of the same sneakers Justin Herbert wears. Harbaugh was wearing them today. “There’s not a gene in his body I wouldn’t immediately trade for,” Harbaugh said of Herbert.
>>144393908Soul but also cringe
>>144393955Lamar definitely has the ability to hit good throws, the problem is it's 50/50 whether he nails it or throws it five yards off
>>144394019If peanuts is a 2nd round pick then yes Howie will trade Pickett. >>144394012I'm still kinda surprised he didn't get signed even to be a backup. I assume he was asking for way too much
>>144394024>There’s not a gene in his body I wouldn’t immediately trade forOne of the worst things anyone has ever said.
>>144393988D'aaaaaaaaw, he's smili- ACK
>>144394024He sits in the cuck chair lmao
>>144394024Weirdest team in the league now
>>144394024
>>144393704>Rudolph probably gets us a wild card spotimagine actually believing this
>>144394030>2x league MVP still coinflips on deep ball accuracyThe absolute state of the NFL
>>144394024you guys don't understand how much I love that we've got this absolute sicko back in our beautiful league. the league needs shenanigans like this.
>>144394067The slapping on the shoulder and khakis are my favorite things about Harbaugh
>>144393869i member when andrew luck willed the colts to a huge come from behind win against the faggy chiefs in the playoffs, that was cool
>>144393633you can tell that's his dad :)
>>144394024the dude just bullshits. i wish more people were like him
>>144393500I just noticed the fat bitch wearing a reffies uniform started that fight.
>[Adam Schefter] The #Miami Dolphins are considering signing former #Raiders quarterback Jamarcus Russell
dolphins sign tom bradywhat is your reaction?
rasm or tardinals?
Why didn't they have Tua do neck workouts rather than judo? It's not fall related its just his neck is weak as fuck
>>144393915If you look at the stats from the bears game, it was basically just Latham and Skoronski that were leaking on the OLine. I have confidence that Latham will correct his play. Was literally his first NFL game, and he did pretty good for the entire first quarter. He's also just a very conscientious player who will put in the work to be better. Skoronski on the other hand...he was supposedly our best O linemen last year, so not sure whats up with him, but he was literally one of the worst performing linemen in the NFL last week. Hopefully just rusty or something. Titans O-Line is also not deep at all, one guy gets hurt and it's a wrap. It's especially bad with Levis because Levis is a super emotional player and really feels the pressure. As soon as he feels any pressure at all, he's liable to make some seriously retarded decisions, but when the pressure isn't too hot, he can be a passable QB.The Titans defense is literally superbowl worthy, so at most all the Titans need is an offense that doesn't completely ruin the game and they'll have a winning record.
>>144394156For at least the next 3 years tards like you will eat this shit up
>>144394122JaWalrusGODs....we're so fucking back.
>>144394173???
>>144394156lol he would never with that shitty O line
>>144394122>>144394178
>>144394161Hard to say. Both have top 15 quarterbacks but Rams have been underperforming for the past couple years while Cardinals almost beat the Bills last week. Probably a pretty boring game where one side eeks out an unconvincing win, impressing nobody.
>>144394180Brady isn't playing again. There is 0 chance. It will not happen. Never. Not going to. Nope. Not a chance. But the media likes to "speculate" because they know they'll get engagement from people like you who breathe out of their mouths and start clapping like seals at any mention of your football fuhrer.
>extending an injury-prone RB for two more years>the city of San Fransisco
Brady is getting 300 bills to say 20 minutes of shitThe Dolphins already had their chance they fucked up
>>144394214>football fuhrerOohhh...I like that.
>>144394156The little bitch won't comeback unless he has a loaded superteam for all 3 phases.
Titans eat bussy
>>144394239Stop.
>>144394214someone's testy
>>144394228I wonder when he’ll admit Reddit has better football discussion
>>144394253Nein
>>144394214Sure but what IF he came back?
>>144394024cuck harbuag watches BVLL herbert fuck his wife
>>144394244He would be retarded to come back for anything less
>>144394263I meant no offense ofc
Jeopardy is on everyone be quiet
>>144394253Tommy the Terrible, the Football Fuhrer, about to storm the beaches of Miami-Dade County, TD day
>>144394251They do have a troon cheerleader so that checks out
Temujin in a Nazi uniform!
>>144394280*farts*
>>144394290Sexy
This is the year
>>144394281
>owari da...damar-kun
>>144394308Dak lacks the clutch gene, simple as.
>>144394308More like Cowgoyim.
>>144394280joe namath question
Hearing whispers about Brady to the Dolphins
Matthew Stafford is easily top 20
>>144394326More meds takey less post makey!
>>144394322>Joe Namath couldn't care less about this
>>144394330All time or currently playing?
Bros, heh, lol, uhhhhhh, haha, dudes...Bryce Young KEK
Who does she root for?
jim harbaugh is a disgrace to football. yeah, he knows his X’s and O’s but he is as slimy as they come and an affront to the rules of fair play. he lies, he cheats, hires pedophiles, and has the gall to say he’s one of the good guys. pathetic
Reddit was pissing their pants about someone named charisa thompson wearing a leather top on the Amazon post game coverage
>>144394364i still believe in my boy bryce
>>144394367That's not a real person.
>>144394364Underrated post
>>144394359Currently playing. Easily
>>144394370But enough about Bill Belichick
>>144394371link?
>>144394311Just think, camps. In New Jersey, Boston, western New York. We will take the division.
>>144394371you're just not gonna post the pic you fucking faggot
>>144394371I hate cis women who flaunt their cis bodies in public. Go Giants btw.
Mf'ers really be out here tryna tell me that big cock brock is a system qb. shame on y'allhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzxDtkcDCVg
I can’t stop thinking about Purdys dick
>>144394385Reddit.com
OH SHIT
Not a Lions fan, but boy am I tired of scratching my asshole through my whitey tighties and staining them DESPITE wiping as rigorously as may be imagined.
>>144394420Go Lions btw
>>144394308>Ack Poopshit
>>144394431>it's realIT'S TAGOVAILOVER
>>144394401Looks like she hit the ozempic
>>144394431>it's fakenice try
>>144394435Do you live in the Detroit Metropolitan Area as well my fellow Lions fan? Perhaps we could meet up and clean eachothers assholes. I have the same problem and it's hard to see back their myself.
>>144394308>Blow out one (1) middling team with a $230 million QB who can't throw the football.>thIS Is ThE YEAr!Lul, can't wait to check back on yall sad sacks in January.
>trannykneeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcaXsnzRGoU
>>144394431>It's realOh my
>>144394477tbf Cleveland's defense is elite and Dak carved 'em up
>>144394468I said NOT A LIONS FAN, can't you read? Therefore I AM NOT interested in your propozul.
>>144394464yikes. beyond boggederin won...
>>144394490>Cleveland's defense is elite>Dak carved 'em upBoth of these can not be true
>>144394431
>>144394308>tradition
>>144394496>can you readNo idiot I said I'm a Lions fan
>>144394512Mac Jones redemption arc incoming
>>144394431We must all support tua in this time
>>144394464No she's been bogged for years now
Do you think there will ever be another legendary quarterback like Manning, Bradshaw, Montana, BradyIt doesn't seem like there is any consistent Elite throwers of the football now
>>144394512>Didn't even edit the time>As if we wouldn't have heard of this by nowPeak Raider intelligence
>>144394535Unironically CJ Stroud
>>144394535Ryback
>>144394535Mahomes you fucking racist
What is this all about?
>>144394308
>>144394535Soon.
>>144394523Not a Lions fan but Lions fans are extreamly literate you fucking clueless piece of shit. We're the most educated fanbase in the league
>>144394535Bryce Underwood>>144394550Spent too long trying to spell that retard's last name and stopped caring.
>>144394574Nuh uh were doodoo heads
>>144394559mack hollins doesn't wear shoes
>>144394595>women can't memeImagine my shock
>>144394568lil head ass mufukka
>>144394621Came from the brother that didn't take tons of HGH
Everyone is saying Tua is one concussion away from pulling a Junior Seau
Should the Fins trade for Trey Lance?
Rasm
Girl here. State your team and what you would do with my toothbrush if you had the chance. I will be judging your teams based on your responses.
>>144394553Mods
>>144394647>not having a sonicarekwab
Hearing rumblings about Josh Dobbs to the dolphins
>>14439464749ers.I would stick it in my ass after you brush your teeth with it
>>144394647igglesspike the bristles with ricin post tits or gtfo
>>144394647Raiders. My first thought is to turn it into a shank
>>144394668Considerate to not do it before
>>144394647i'd buy you an electric toothbrush
>>144394647Trip on, Temujin. SteelersNothing, women are troublesome.
>>144394647Lions fan here. Where can I get a pen like that?
>>144394647Lions. What the fuck is a toothbrush?
>>144394647you will never be a woman
>>144394647Temujin finally shows her true colors, next time use your trip bby
>>144394695>>144394697lmao
>>144394647Raidershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzYxKsbLqN0
>>144394721Your not a lesbian wtf are you bi?
>>144394695>>144394697
>>144394733>bi Yes, she is. That's why she raped Youngbitch with her strapon.
>>144394647Patriots, get you a cover for the bristles as the air in the bathroom often has feces floating around.
>>144394721What is Japan's actual problem
>>144394754>me and bradys sixth ring>not being a faggotKek cant fool me
>>144394782Hey, shut up. He's a janitor and a trans ally, ok chud?
>>144394782That's not me.
>>144394760What problem?
>>144394754Is this real?
>>144394807good game
>>144394823
>>144394832yeah for people who shit in the sink
Is there any money in mining gold?
>>144394214If the Lions are in 1st place in the NFC and humming and Jared Goff gets injured on Thanksgiving day, there's a chance Tom Brady would sign with the Lions to stop Mahomes from 3peating. Lions have a top oline, top running game, top tight end, top WR, and now Jamo has matured.
>>144394647Saskatchewan Rough Riders
cs_office or de_dust2?
>>144394850Kind of. Just dig up some dirt and sell it to retards to sift through themselves.
>>144394837funny thing is even if that hadn't been caught be a defender there was no way that ball gets back to the line of scrimmage.
tua imitating people with palsy last night. very disrespectful
What a good thread
>>144394850Now I don't know, but I've been told uranium ore is worth more than gold.
>>144394823where is bahamas. I miss him. Come back bahamas, we're eager to hear your take on this turn of events.
Looking forward to the comfy redzone day I'll be having.
>>144394889>Oh my god, I love the map Dust! I can pwn so many noobs on it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdNUHQQnQ_Y
Josh Dobbs wife
>>144394832duh
>>144394938Jazz?
It's so over who should my backup team be?
>>144394907>ctrl+f "bussy">1 found
>>144394889mirage
>>144394647RamsWash your toothbrush
>>144394952Bucs
Teams I will be rooting for this year: Jets (Childhood team)Chargers (Harbaugh autism)Lions (Ben Johnson is my favorite OC; plus loser franchise like Jets)Bucs (Baker Mayfield truther)
>>144394647packersclose the toilet seat before flushing every time
>>144394938black spaceman should be doing bigger and better things than playing in this semen slurping league
Oh
>>144394952the fuck are you talking about, nanners will be fine without CMC for half a season.
>>144394972For me RamsJetsBucsBengals
>>144394993WOW
>>144394972Based
Wtf is the arizona coaches wearing around their necks are they playing in Hawaii
Ctrl+f this bussy
>>144394833Yeah, she’s one of the few gamer girls with good taste.
>>144394980Lol
>144394934stop fucking replying to me, especially with forced efforts to be a part of. its annoying and embarrassing
>>144394980What does that have to do with a tooth brush you Green Gay luminary?
>>144395022They’re doing to pay homage to the ploynesians in their program.Go to /cfb/>>144394150>>144394150>>144394150
>>144395050>>144395050>>144395050
>>144395050Bro, she just wants your attention.
>>144395071I want to have sex with you
>>144395099Please refrain from making lewd or profane comments toward my Raiders fan tradwife.
>>144395064it keeps the air safe from splashies
Did you know Harbor Freight is a california company? Do Not let them into your home town!
>>144395099>>144395115Would you fucking faggots go back to whatever discord you crawled out from?
>>144395132Discord has better football discussion
>>144395132What’s Discord? Is it like Teamspeak?
>>144395087>she
>>144394938heil dobbler
>>144395148>herYes, Temujin is a biological woman.
reminder: coom cursed the patriots
>>144395176Proof?
>Discord has better football discussion
Trying hard to resist the urge to put on a chastity cage and rub my bussy to sissy porn, but my Eagles have a sure win this week so I might as well celebrate early
>>144395125Still have several pair of the old school harbor freight jack stands, never failed on me because I'm not a retard.
>>144393436Based
>>144395138>>144395147>>144395176Kill yourselves
>fields ascends after tomlin teaches him to CAN>gayleb sucks and cries to his mom>baker resurgence in tampa>browns paying watson all that fucking money to grope and suck at footballthis is an undeniable win for patiencefags>"b-b-but the ____ experiment is over!! we need to draft/sign le generational QB NOW!!!"tards
>>144395219Kill this bussy
>>144394639>Trade for another injury prone with less experienced QB
>>144395194My 5th sense
>>144393646>imagine getting heemed by a literal dead person
>>144394673Sounds about right
>>144395243Is that the guy from KoRn?
>>144395184Trubisky finished with 100+ yards every game he started his rookie season. Just saying
>>144393472I predicted something like this would happenLast year was our chance ninerbros :(
>>144395286That’s Michael Wincott
>>144395286Top Dollar
>>144395286your daddy must be real proud'a you
>>144395184>the bears have never had a qb that threw more than 4000 yardsWild
All together now!JA-RED GOFF! JA-RED GOFF!
Cold take: Tua deserved those concussions
that was a real chad pennington thing to do
>>144395365this but unironically
>>144393472I think people presuming the Niners can't function without McCaffrey are in for a surprise. McCaffrey's the ideal back for this scheme but they can do it without him and in fact they just did. If he misses like six games but is healthy for the playoffs who gives a shit.
Unironically, who're you taking? Stafford or Goff?
>>144395386Fucking Coconut Kid screwed my parlay so yes he did.
>>144395408Ryback
>>144394647Tits or gtfo
>>144395408Stafford for one game, Goof long term.
>>144395408The one who won a ring for the Rams and cucked Joey Baby Sacrifice.
>>144395365
>>144394647Why that toothbrush do be lookin so judgmental tho
>>144395418Mods
>>144395408Both are easily top 25. I'd lean towards Goff at both this point in their careers, and any other time.
>>144395438Strong aura emanating from the pink color.
>>144395403people really saying that with a straight face a week after a back 2% of them could name went for 156 or whatever it was and was probably the league high that week
>>144395408It's hilarious how Stafford can do his classic routine of focusing on 1 receiver, throwing a terrible red zone interception, having multiple other interceptions dropped, and cause his team to lose the game and somehow everyone says he played great
>>144393951Vick was so good at what he did that he won 2 playoff games in his entire career. He was a meme, same as all the others
>>144395437Hey, I saw him in The Place Beyond the Pines.
>Want to talk football and week 2 games>Faggots being faggots as usualEvery fuckin time.
>>144395509You have nothing of value to contribute though. We all know what you have to say, and we all disagree.
>>144395509i'm taking the bears on sunday night
>>144395509Just make a /comfyNFL/ thread then you fucking faggot.
>>144395478Goof did the exact same thing but he actually had a healthy team and a run game his OC used instead of him in critical situations.
>>144395509It's friday night we're having a party
>>144395509Sounds like you want to go r/NFL
RAPING Temujin's pink toothbrush
>>144395509Who’s your team? I’ll give you a question about football so you don’t make anymore pointless posts
>>144395532Stafford targeted Kupp as many total throws Goff threw. I don't think you watched the game
>>144395478Played for 15 years in Detroit then got a ring on a complete team he just didn't fuck up that's a pretty lethal combo for getting treated like that. Detroit cucks made Calvin Johnson out to be the most martyred player in league history when he wasnt even the most among wrs with the last name Johnson in his career
>have only 3 nights to study for first exam>too much kino football this Sunday after yesterdays TNFFUCK
>>144395552>a run game his OC used instead of him in critical situationsI don't think you read my post.
>>144395509Who's your week 2 upset
>>144395551So Rams and Niners are the spic teams, Seahawks and Cardinals the white teams in the NFCW?
>>144395571Stafford led the league in Interceptions the year the Rams won and the referees gifted the Rams the Super Bowl because Stan Kroenke was in debt $7 billion after moving the team to LA and building Sofi stadium followed by the empty seat covid season
>>144395589>Cardinals the white teams in the NFCWYou’ve never been to the Phoenix metro.
>>144395580what class? ill help you with some trivia
>>144395589No one tell this guy the demographics of Phoenix and Seattle
>>144395580my logic for procrastinating is if I died on Sunday night I wouldn't have wasted it being a bookcuck
>>144395581>The Lions ran the ball 7 of 8 plays when they were getting 8 yards a carrywow I guess that means they don't trust the QB? lol
>>144395532Until Gurley died at least, I think him not being healthy was the biggest factor in losing that superbowl. Goof had to throw and they knew exactly how to shut him down.
>>144395582Vikings will beat the 9ers.
>>144395611Anatomy and Physiology I
>>144395627
>>144394647Seahawkshttps://youtu.be/hJXsFRM7ilo?si=FRRxbBQyTPo5W-tG
>>144395627They aren't favored to do that at all
>>144395630Michael Penis
>>144395647You said that last year too.
>>144395630well damn idk shit about that good luck
>>144395640Already been posted CHAZchad >>144394721
>>144395549see >>144395115
>>144395509what about jenny doe
>>144395650haha benis
>>144395408Bakey
>>144395662I looked through the replies beforehand, but I didn't check her link. Sasuga Temujin, I suppose.
>>144395549I'm not Temujin. If she's a girl I will settle this the old fashioned way. There can only be one.
I'm fat and I need to lose weight.
>>144395627agreed viknigs are gonna be this years "surprise" team, this will be their coming out party
>>144395657Every team has a random off game. Lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice, however
>>144395727Not a Lions fan btw
>>144395727same
>>144395717I'm not a girl, idiot.
>>144395730*and sam darnold will get comeback player of the year
Many people are asking me about my "I'm not Temujin" post that were already answered by my post
>>144395751Proof?
>>144395762many are saying this
>>144395727I'm fit and want to gain weight but eating healthy and pounding 4000 calories is hard
Don’t believe Temujin’s lies.
>>144395740lel
temujin is jenny posting via neuralink
>>144395751That’s right, you’re a grown ass woman.
>>144395771
>>144395730I want to fuck the robot
>>144395804she smells bad (good)
can't wait for this memenigger to suffer a career ending labrum tear
>>144395509You know the drill
>>144395823Yeah I bet :/ you just keep waiting you sweaty little boy :/
>>144395823he's got nigger physical traits with white mans brainsliterally the perfect mutt
>>144395823Probably sometime after your career ending bussy injury
>>144395509The Lions are going to steamroll the Bucs missing 4 members of their starting secondary. Kneecaps for everyone
>>144395823Trip on, Temujin.
Same way that black men are better in bed, my WIONS will be better than Tampa Bay this sunday afternoon
>>144395823more likely to tear UCL like Brock Purdy in that position dummy. Tommy John surgery would make him throw harder
>>144395823The refs will do whatever it takes to keep him safe. You’re not allowed to touch the mahomester. You need someone deranged like romanowski to go unhinged off the script and tear his joints
what's billy goat dreaming 'bout?
>>144395774I'm prescribing you 1 chocolate sɔylent every hour during waking hours
>>144395895temujenny
>No CMC for PurdyBussy status?
>>144395886I miss Bill he was a gladiator
>>144395911BUSSED
>>144395886Sent him flying and rolling into the bleachers. No flag.
>>144395905She was defending robots earlier
>WFLA Tua Tagovailoa today on his future: "I just want to focus on the start of the season, focus on the Bills."
>>144396007tua is that you?
all this fucking fawning over a tripfaggot is exactly why you don't use tripcodes on an anonymous board. Fucking kill yourselves, everyone in this thread, including myself.
Igglesbros, unless we completely decimate the Failcons on Monday, I don't think this season is gonna be any different than last season.
>>144396007Crazy that Damar Hamlin's dad died like that
Based Temujin makin’ ‘em seethe
>McCaffrey lingering calf+achilles painGetting Kevin Durant vibes here. Worrying.
>pooa
Two femoids in /nfl/ is wild. How did it come to this?
>faggoviola
>>144396066das rite, baby :)His name is Pooa and he turns da ball ova.
>>144396060>joins the chiefs Wouldn't even blame him
>>144395911Jordan Mason is a dawg, he'll be fine
Hoes Mad x 24
>>144395931You make it sound like a NASCAR crash. Dial back the dramatics.
>>144396060it's funny that despite the fact no science says calf soreness will cause you to tear your achilles, everyone know thinks that is the case because of Kevin lanklets Durant
>>144393496>nigger driving 100 in a school zone>pull him over>knock on the window>nigger rolls it down >AYO MUHFUGGUH DONT BIX NOOD ON MUH WINDA>Sir please>AYO MUHFUGGUH DONT BIX NOOD ON MUH WINDA>rolls up window>don't roll up your illegally tinted window sir>knocks on window>AYO MUHFUGGUH DONT BIX NOOD ON MUH WINDA>cop rips you out of the car and sits you on the curb >HE WUZ A GUD BOI HE DINDU NUFFINyou reddit faggots just can't recognize patterns huh?
>>144396071There are 0 you stupid retard
this thread is unlurkable
>>144396088bungles fans will deny reality and blame the reffies
Strange but true fact: when Tua was in high school his nickname was "Legend of the Left Hand." A mouthful, but always pronounced upon his arrival, rather than simply "Tua".
>>144396087The Jets aren't very good
>>144396101
>>144396096>based on actual events
>>144396112Wrong. I was there and we called him Tua Nigga Man.
>>144396060Mason has already demonstrated he’s capable of being a starter
>>144396098Quit being coy.
>>144396089That's genuinely what happened. Our bench cleared and a random TE of ours tried to fight Roquan. Even if you don't find that dramatic the point is he was blatantly assault, crucified and murdered right in front of a ref's rheumy eyes, and no flag was thrown. So stop living in your fantasyland where he's coddled.
I can't stop sucking unfathomable amounts of cocks.Which NFL team is for me?
>>144395582Rams over Cardinals
bitch knees ever come back to spam more political bullshit after his boyfriend died on the field on Thursday?
>>144396164>>144396166
>>144396166Top 10 team easily, when Puca is healthy
>>144396093It just seems like common sense that running/jumping differently because you're compensating for the calf could cause something else to break.
>BB is gone>Pats are now legitgets the noggin joggin
>>144396168he doesn't like Tua, he was seething because he hates the bills
>>144396220>>144396220new
>>144396137Mason doesn't have the same gravity on the defense. McCaffrey has value as a decoy like Reggie Bush used to, or like Stephen Curry in the NBA.It's not the same.
>>144394972it's the loins it's the patsand it's the bucs
>>144394952Bruh if Mason is consistent then CMC might get demoted to 2nd string
>>144396126no shit sherlock
