After review the game is over editionprevious thread: >>144657868
2024 Word Series ChampionsDa O's
>>144675481Camera work on this rules, awesome to see it all in slo mo
>>144675990Oh yeah.The moment was great too: it didn't happen in some random inning, it was literally the last batter of the 9th with no outs and Ohtani on deck. The planets fucking aligned for this one
That A's post-game was brutal
>>144675481previous>>144680465
Yankees
A's :(
>>144675481>my webmLFGM but not until tomorrow because of the gay weather and stinky gay bravesalso prev: >>144680465
poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres
>>144683089F
Never trust a guy enamored with Korean women
I'm sorry A's bros :(I don't blame you for hating my Jints ;_;
Thank god that filthy stadium isn’t gonna be around anymore
>>144683129for me it's never trust someone who doesn't like dogs but I feel ya
Poodres will never win a WS
>>144683141the two go hand in hand>they eats dogs folks
>>144683152I wasn't going to go there
dennis eckersley is rolling over in his grave
anglelsFuck fisher
>>144675730Orioles are Yankees merchants
>>144683176>swept>by the white sox
The Mets could unironically lose their last five games. The Brewers and Braves both absolutely own them. This could be a disaster for the Mets.
>>144683198delete your account
>>144683195my anglels are not very good
The Oakland A's has been credited for many innovations across baseball history. From proposing the Designated Hitter rule, to perfecting the five man rotation, and being early adopters of advanced analytics among other achievements.
>>144683198Oh yeah? Too bad I got sunshine on a cloudy day.
As a mets fan, the braves terrify me
>gatorade back on the IL
As a Braves fan, heterosexual sex terrifies me.
As a Mets fan I am the only heterosexual here, prove me wrong.
>>144683238god damn it, man. wtf. he's thrown like 8 pitches the whole fucking season.
>>144683238what is going on in Chavez Ravine?
Let them truckers roll
>>144683284It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>144683216Shit sucks for them man
>mookie films a podcast with tatis the morning of the game yesterdayi see nowhttps://twitter.com/DodgersNation/status/1839387053135683964
>>144683311What does this have to do with baseball?
no one followed him into the breach :(
>>144683311fuck my azzzz
>>144683213>>144683217Just don't be surprised when the Mets finish 87-75 and miss the playoffs.
>>144683238Remember when the Red Sox didn't trade for him because his elbow was shitty?
>>144683198brewers have nothing to play for and they only "owned" the mets that started the season 0-5, not the mets that are the best team in the mlb since june
>>144683305
I wonder how the Dane even heard of the A's. I can see Europeans having heard of the Yankees or Red Sox. But the A's?
>>144683356Kek why would WE of all people be surprised by that?
>>144683356Um, yeah. Just get me to mettiejetties
>>144683322why does he have a pillow over his crotch when talking to tatis?
Hi /nfl/!
>>144683362They own the Mets in general, except for the fluke 101 season (which was also a down year for Milwaukee)
>>144683373I learned about them in that movie about how billy beane ruined baseball and made it possible for 30 yo jewish accountants to become GMs
It’s honestly so sick I get to listen to Dookie talk about him and Tatis’ vibe, it’s pretty lit
A STANTONIAN BLAST
>>144683397ah fuck wrong thread
Stanton did something useful for once
>>144683397sup
Nightly reminder that the Yankees will win 83 games next year after Soto leaves and Stanton comes back down to earth.
>>144683408this but deadass
kinda wanna watch giants vs cowboys to see how cucked and unrecognizable the nfl has become. talk some sense into me?
>>144683427I just lowkey gripped the fitted
>>144683421>>144683397stupid bitch
>>144683397>/nfl/ posters
>>144683427>>144683445incredibly gay posts
Yeah, how about we let them truckers roll
>>144683444O's vs stinkees
>>144683444its what im watching. none of the mlb games tonight matter and shitposting in cowgirls threads is always fun
What's next for the Athletics?
>Just after a team concludes its last game in a city after a 20 year demolition job from the owner being cheap, a dude that signed what was once the biggest contract in sports history blasts a homer for the Yankees because his old team that also was notoriously cheap got a new owner which was even cheaper and needed to give the player awayIf that ain't the perfect picture of baseball right now
>>144683478>the portland black pharaohs
>>144683427>this man had sex multiple times with Dasha Herzegovina
If you support a west coast baseball team, you are a faggot. Simple as that
>>144683478death
>>144683478Hopefully he’s forced to sell in two years when the deals he is working on in Vegas all fail
>>144683238Damn, it's like they're just finding excuses to choke in the playoffs, deshita.
looks like stanton needs to kill another ump
>>144683407To be fair, moneyball can work. The Rays and Indians both usually win 90 games a year without spending money.The problem with the A's is that Fisher is too damn cheap to actually spend on analytics, and he has a fire sale every few years when the good players become arbitration eligible.
>>144683509>stantonwho? arch stanton?
>>144683397Uohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Apologize to ArteHe's a good owner
>>144683488you kid but... (incredibly gay name btw)
FAGGOT MIKE
>>144683509His name is FAGGOT Mike
>https://divingintofirst.com/2023/11/19/peter-seidler-was-unlikely-ally-for-oakland-as-fans/Fuck Fisher and Fuck Dean Spanos, Siedler voted no for A's moving to Vegas. My condolences, A's friend. Owner rallies up around Siedler, Siedler passed away to cancer and sure and below, owners rallied for A's moving to Vegas.
>>144683478They're gonna be basically just an expansion team now that they've abandoned their fans.
I have never actually hoped for an anon to anhero more than the dane and the swede
>>144683547for me? it's spammie
inb4 the coliseum becomes a real coliseum for bluetooth americans
I need to be anally fucked
I was 13 when I saw moneyball in theaters and it's still the GOAT sports movie. It's hard not to have a soft spot for the A's especially as a national league fan. I hope fisher and MLB have at least some shame for this
>>144683516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2asGeItzGWM
>Watching baseball when the Dallas Cowboys are playing tonight
>>144683596based
I wish this guy was the owner of the Padres instead.
why does anon hate the padres?
1968-2024Press "A" to both pay respects/spit their graves
>>144683623don't care about niggercollide but if I did>cowshits
>>144683623>watching footfagball at all tbhdesu you have to have a very high iq to understand baseball
>>144683623>he thinks I care about the faggot cowshits
What's security like at winter meetings? On the second thought, Fisher might not even show up there either, he'll still be panhandling for investors at that point.
The A's should have left Oakland 20 years ago. They are the last out the door after the Raiders and Warriors. People need to realize that shitty satellite city was lucky to ever have pro teams in the first place.
>>144683658A
CHOKELAND KEK CHOKELAND!!!!!!!!
Hey guys, John Fisher here. I want you all to know that I tried my very best, even if the ungrateful Oakland A’s fans don’t think so.
kek KEK CHOKELAND!!!!!11111111
>>144683687teams will be leaving frisco soon anyway. faggot dump
You have 2 bullets in a locked room at the winter meetings with John Fisher, Jerry Reinsdorf, and Arte Moreno. Who gets them?
>>144683658CHOKELAND KEK!!11
White Sox bros… how are you guys feeling
>>144683728I would shoot myself in the crotch and then in my head in front of them (i have depression, the histrionic kind)
>>144683728the swede and the dane
>>144683728Arte is grossly incompetent but he definitely tries. Swap him with Nutting.
>>144683596Jeg tror du er halv amerikaner o noget. Hvordan kan det ellers vær at en dansker ka godt lige baseball?
>>144683720Don't worry, Mr. Fisher. We know. Fuck those ungrateful peasants.
lmao that's what chokeland gets lmfao
Good on Fisher for ditching Oakland. That Howard Terminal proposed stadium looks stupid as fuck. Their Vegas ballpark will be 10 times better than Petco Park and will be the standard for what a baseball stadium should be in the 21st century.
>>144683089Juicehead era A’s were peak baseball
>>144683763gotta agree
>mack gwire
>>144683728Fisher and ReinsdorfMoreno is just retarded those two actively and maliciously make their team shit
>>144683684I swear I had a dream that manfred got his soulless neutral site thing through for the world series, so me and the other tier 1 operators of /mlb/... well, let's just say we handled it.
who is this asshole that keeps bringing up the Cowboys in here
WE ALL HATE THE A'S
>>144683728John Henry and Hal Steinbrenner
>>144683824thank you for your service.
>>144683836the steel driving man?
Padres will be the next team to move.
Anyone else happy Oakland is losing their fanbase? Those people are disgusting.
>>144683869I know, like ewww. A guy says he's from oakland? Instant turn off.
>>144683865mow my lawn doyerpaco
>>144683787The standard of the 21st century was already set by The Battery. Every team wants a Battery, none of that money is subject to revenue sharing. The Royals want one, Steve Cohen wants one, Jerry wants one, Fisher wanted one. But Fisher can't tie his own shoes and probably took a big hit after covid and didn't have the means to pull it off anymore. Now he's settling for 9 acres with nothing he controls beyond that. There might not be anything to control at all if Bally's is as broke as to be believed and the surrounding area remains nothing but rubble. Or a parking lot at best.
>Final home game ever at the Oakland Coliseum >No one sat at Mt. Davis
faggot a'ss a's lmao
>>144683900why don't you explain to the rest of class, not me of course, what you mean by The Battery.
>>144683444Army is playing Temple
>>144683889The Salt Lake City Missionaries
>>144683917Pretty sure they keep that section closed off
let's be real, no one gives a fuck about oakland
When the Dodgers and Giants moved out from New York, nobody gave a shit. Just emotional feelings and a goodbye.
>>144683986that's how your mom will feel once you finally move out.
maybe support your team in something other than the last game?
>>144683986They weren't becoming casino side show acts
>>144683977Baseball fans have been fantasizing about where the A's could move next for 20 years now. Now that it's finally happening, boo fucking hoo I guess.
Is there a reason the catalog is just blind to MLB's conspiracy and is taking it out on A's fans? Shit like this is why I weep for the future of younger MLB fans. The comissioner and greedy owners are sucking every last bit of authenticity the league has.
The MLB Braves beat writer is so disgustingly fat like how can you use this as your Twitter avi and think it looks good
the spazz should post a picture of their twink ass if they want some (you)s
>>144684047average barves fan
>be oakland>lose teamKEK!!!!
>>144684047mirin that neck
>>144684047that chin, neck, and goatee combo personifies the american south
>>144683889No one outside of San Diego city limits supports this loser franchise. The new owner that wants to buy the Padres already has intentions to move the team even though Petco Park is only 20 years old. They want to get out of the Dodger's shadow and that tax hell hole known as California into a better place like Tennessee. MLB doesn't have a team there and moving the Padres there, rebranding and renaming the franchise along with starting fresh is what's best for the team.
The A's won't end up in Oakland. We're going to see a situation similar to the Coyotes where a dummy owner can't get a deal done while his team plays in a minor league stadium, so the league forces a sale. It will be Portland.
>>144684042It's a culture war (and race) topic because it's a California (and pretty black) city.
>>144683986>nobody gave a shityou're such a faggot
>>144684095>it's his chin, neck, and goatee combo...
>>144684095imagine how good his head would feel up your ass
>>144684109Oh yeah what more can I expect from those jackoffs. When this happens to the White Sox next they'll see.
>>144684116Anyone who wanted the Dodgers and Giants in New York are long dead.
It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>144684107*Vegas not Oakland
>>144683865>>144683889>>144683958In all fairness, the team to realistically move will be the Angels. Jerry is trying to extort Chicago and their new stadium proposal will probably go through. Moving them to Tennessee out of the 3rd largest sports market in America would be the dumbest fucking thing a team owner has ever done. Angels will probably move to Utah or maybe even Canada. The Orange County market is laughably and irrelevantly small and half of it is already Dodgers fans. The rest will convert to Dodgers or Padres fans. Their modern existence was facilitated by Disney and dragged on for 15-20 years too long after said said experiment failed
>>144684055Literally a girl tho
>>144684047>the last thing a buffalo wild wings waitress sees before getting raped
>>144684047Honestly he fits the part so that makes him cool in my book
In all fairness, the team to realistically move will be the Angels. Jerry is trying to extort Chicago and their new stadium proposal will probably go through. Moving them to Tennessee out of the 3rd largest sports market in America would be the dumbest fucking thing a team owner has ever done. Angels will probably move to Utah or maybe even Canada. The Orange County market is laughably and irrelevantly small and half of it is already Dodgers fans. The rest will convert to Dodgers or Padres fans. Their modern existence was facilitated by Disney and dragged on for 15-20 years too long after said said experiment failed
>>144683929The development surrounding the Braves' stadium. While not the first "ballpark village", this one took it to a new level.
>>144684174we heard you the first time
>>144684143>Orange County >Converting to Padre fansNot happening
Owari da....
>>144683585Bravesbrahs....any volunteers?
San Antonio PadresIndianapolis White SoxPortland AngelsBuffalo MetsNashville Blue Jays
>>144683591its not even a top 5 baseball movie, eat shit loser
>>144684132I don't get it because all cities with a major sports team are considered liberal shitholes by those types.
>>144684202Manfred had him killed
>>144684042I think most non 4chan sports fans realize that owners and their teams respective leagues are greedy scumfuck and sometimes incompetent greedy scumfuck. A few 4chan spergs aren’t real life
You guys are trying way too hard to make this copypasta a meme.
>>144684179>modern day sodom
Here are your 2024 World Series Champions.
>>144684340but enough about Chicago
>>144684107I would be 100% okay with them going to Portland. Just no more Vegas soulless plastic bullshit, please.
>>144684332Spammy is a retard ignore him
>>144684340But enough about Vegas
>>144684266Every city in this country is a "liberal shithole"The problem is owners who don't spend a dime on their team and neglect their fans. Oakland, Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, Tampa Bay, the list goes on and on.
>>144684343just as I was squinting and thinking maybe Graterol is lost
>>144684243What does this mean for my Ottawa Mariners?
Why can't America be like the rest of the world and just have one sport, soccer?
>>144684416Burgoids don't know how to kick a fucking ball lmao
>>144684416soccer is not a sport, its a game special ed kids play that are too retarded for tee ball
>>144684366>him
>>144684416>soccergay poverty "sport"
>>144684523Yes him faggot
>>144684416Got another thread to flood the catalog with?
>>144684462show some respect for your overlords' mongrel
>>144684541I think you mean her.
>>144684363They'll have 4 teams if MLB and the NBA get there. That's way too many for a town that size, and they'll regret it.
>>144684416Why would having only one sport be desirable in any way
>>144684663Davis will double team Fisher by himself with the Raiders and his WNBA team that's actually popular with the locals without needing Clark to generate buzz.
Come on Yankees, I always get nervous when you struggle to score runs.
>>144684659kys tranny
>>144684663Wasn’t it the NBA who was responsible for the first serious push to take professional sports to Vegas back in the mid and late 2000s? Funny how they let the other leagues be the lemming lab rats who would test the waters out first. Kek
>>144684837certified bruh moment
In all fairness, I need someone to fuck my ass.
>>144684843They may not have a team, but they've maintained a presence with the summer league all this time. The city is quite well primed for a expansion and they'll hit the ground rocketing, not just running, in popularity and choke the A's to death.
coles mad, coles mad
Strike 4
promise me /mlb/don't forget about Oakland
coles going to pay faggot mike to kill that ump
im literally girl lol
>>144684956I won’t forget you A’s booth possum
>>144684972In all fairness, the team to realistically move will be the Angels. Jerry is trying to extort Chicago and their new stadium proposal will probably go through. Moving them to Tennessee out of the 3rd largest sports market in America would be the dumbest fucking thing a team owner has ever done. Angels will probably move to Utah or maybe even Canada. The Orange County market is laughably and irrelevantly small and half of it is already Dodgers fans. The rest will convert to Dodgers or Padres fans. Their modern existence was facilitated by Disney and dragged on for 15-20 years too long after said said experiment failed
you guys see the tigers thrilling come-from-behind win today?
>>144685087Keep it slider cutter combo related please
>>144685051Chicago tried to give Amazon $2.8B to move to that same exact plot the White Sox want to build on. I bet you they get at least half that.
>spammy the tranny still going
>>144685177I'm not even a tranny
Cole and Verdugo will cost the Yankmees their World Series drought for 15 years and counting
>>144685051Angels are not moving unless Ryan Smith or PDP buys the team, and both have a 1 in a million chance of happening. I can tell you that.
>>144685177I’m literally a girl tho
>>144685271https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0
>>144685271https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tyX8Ok6cQ0
put some respeck on FAGGOT MIKE's name
>>144685391FAGGOT MIKE>FAGGOT MIKE!!!!
>gay michael
Big fucking G
do the tloses get eliminated if they lose this game?
The twins are a bad baseball team
“comedy” central not so funny now huh you FUCKERS
Twins absolutely imploding
>twisnmy tiggies thank you for the WC spot
>had to take a shit>yankees blow the game openAnother good luck poo
>>144685500it's still funny though
>>144685490yup
>>144685490No but it would mean the Tigods and Goyals would only need to win 1
>>144685490It would mean the Tigers need 1 win or the Twins need 1 lose woth 3 games left.The Twins would need to sweep the Orioles in Baltimore and the Tigers would need to get swept in Detroit by the White Sox.It's rough.
>it'll be a mest/poodres 2022 wildcard rematchkino!
>>144685490>>144685534Dont worry my White Sox gonna get that sweep :)
>>144685271https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhKMVlHz9FQ
>don't play>get eliminatedis there a bigger KWABOTY than seetheatle?
Just a reminder that the mariners went from a 10 game lead to being eliminated from the playoffs
kek
>>144685609It won't even matter because the Twins will eliminate themselves. Also Hinch was on that 2003 Tigers team you guys keep bringing up. Shits about to get real.
>>144685675You think that is crazy. This is outdated by the way.
Memeiners gotta blow it up after this collapse, right? I mean it's funnier if they don't but I can't imagine they hang on thinking "one more piece" will do anything at this point.
>>144685729isn't the mets chart very similar to the tigers?
>>144685756No idea.
>>144685729I always felt the Twins were frauds that basically were only in it cause of free wins over the Sox. But what changed with the Tigers? I saw them earlier in the year and they felt like the most going nowhere average team in the league.
Are the T___s eliminated tonight if they lose?
>>144685793Javy Baez got hurt and the entire team improved as a result now that his shittiness didn't rub off on them.
>>144685794my terrapins :(
>>144685597It will be Mets-Brewers and Braves-Diamondbacks. Mets and Braves get in after the Padres sweep the Diamondbacks, then the Mets will opt to forfeit the double header giving the barves the worse matchup and not having to be travelcucks
>>144685744with their rotation, i don't see how they can blow it up. they have to add.
Um, so is nobody gonna mention his slider cutter combo?
>>144685884*Braves-Padres
>>144685794the AL playoffs is set1. yankees2. guardians3. astros4. orioles5/6. twins/tigers
>>144685907clider or slutter?
>>144685934You mean royals/tigers?
>>144685934>loses
>>144686005whatever
>>144685947>slutterwoah cool it with the locker room talk, chud, there are girls itt.sorry you had to hear that, ladies.
>>144686070I’m literally a tranny tho
When Scooter hit for the home run cycle....now that was true baybaw
>>144685793Pic related.They just refuse too fucking die. It is literally a team of rookies. They have 1 pitcher. They sold at the deadline. They have the 29th lowest payroll in the league. They were 10 games out of the Wild Card in July and 8 games back in August. They then played a series with the Yankees and then just started winning nonstop. They are 29-11 in their last 40 games. Weird shit seems to happen to the other teams.
>>144686095time for gayconsin?
>Judge smacks a ball and puts his head down>turns out it went over 110 MPH and was easily a home runOkay maybe the balls are juiced.
>yankees don't do shit until Os put in their worst pitcher
27soon to be 28 in a month
>Marlins have a retard as manager How fucking annoying.It's depressing watching other teams play knowing my Tigs would bootyblast both these teams.Also Twins give up already you fucking suck and are gonna get bootyblasted in the Wild Card.
the twins SUCK
>>144686120it helps when you are basically a space marine playing baseball
>>144686187is that how many times the Astros have beaten them in the playoffs?
>>144686187>World Series before 1968Pft get a load of these guys. Alright Grandpa get to bed now... Better? He retired 10 years ago old man. Grandpa you've only won 1 World Series since 9/11.
>>144686262sure, and it'll be only 1 game this year
>>144686262>>144686337does your team have more than 27 ws titles?yeah i didn't think so. fucking losers.
>>144686486yep, My team has 28
>>14468649728 cocksuckers in your team's roster maybe
>>144686538but enough about the yankees
Another chungus 7pm game, fuck this schedule
Carlos Correa gotta be sad mad Boras was to lazy to bribe his ankle doctor and now he has to play for the shitty Twins on a 100 million dollar discount
>>144686486No we have 4 and we kicked your fucking asses 4 times to get them. We also have 11 AL Penant and we kicked your fucking asses for each one.
seethe more faggots
>>144686585mmm and where is your team moving?
>>144686574Uh, is this your first time experiencing west coast bay baw?
>>144686585My Metsies have 2 WS wins and 5 Pennants :)
>>144686613
bad guys: Yankees, Dodgers, Phillies, Astrosgood guys: Tigers, Royals, Orioles, Brewers
>>144686648>not even half of the Yankees' titleskek nice try loser
>>144686685>astros>literally slays the evil doyers and yankees yearlyseethe
>>144686613For me, it’s the pocket watch
>>144686685I completely forgot the Brewers were in the playoffs.
heres how the orioles can still win
verdugo BOMBlol
Juan Soto is a perfect anagram of Tuna Joos and it’s not a coincidence
>>144686775fun fact: their logo has a hidden M and B that looks like a baseball mitt
>VerduGOAT
>Let your kids grow up without memories of going to the ballpark>Watch your kids grow up to be Giants fansWhat'll it be, /A's/?
>>144686627Usually they're at 6pm chud, 7pm too late
>>144686784>Tuna Joos
Fuck the Marlins are such ass.
umps run this shit
>inning should have been over 3 times>Marlins retarded players can't quit fucking up.Now here's a team that deserves to have 130 loses.
Miami MarlinsMini Alarmism
We are witnessing the greatest player of our generation. If Judge was Asian he would be considered a deity but he doesn't get the respect he deserves because he's white. He is in the process of cementing himself as the greatest hitter of all time yet casual fans care more about some sideshow asian in LA stealing bases.
if you’re a pitcher and a fielder makes an error behind you you should get to fuck his ass
>>144686890Go astros btw
>>144686890you do they just don't televise it
>>144686884facts
>>144686890the real big brain is to purposely cause an error as a pitcher after 2 outs, then you can't be charged for any runs
>>144686924pitchers do this all the time when they have a no-hitter going
Stankees not even winning their series against the gloryholes btw
>>144686974magic number is 1, there is literally no reason to try
OK here’s a bizarre stat. Of the 28 current Tigers, 14 of them spent at least part of this year optioned to Toledo. That’s not counting guys like Greene and Mize who went there on major-league rehab assignments. Fully half the team was a minor leaguer earlier this year.The Toledo Mud Hens are going to the MLB postseason
>>144686992Is Hunter Brown coming home?
You're not going to waste another Aaron Judge MVP Season, are you?The New York Yankees are your 2024 AL East Division Champions.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0E5Slqdo1M&pp=ygUGWWlwcGVl
Our Atlanta Braves are flooding
>>144686974forgot to mention they won their division and the first round bye
>>144687034in cum
>>144686992The Manager from the movies Major League was the Manager of the Toledo Mudhens before he was hired.
THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN
>>144686884kek, still posting this huh faggot?
Where's the doyers thread?Stuck in traffic?
>>144687069is he wrong, chud?
>>144687105Yes. And you’re both faggots. MLB sucks judges cock constantly, even simultaneously with ohtani. You must be new.
>>144687168IAYC :^)
>>144687178I know you ate my cum but try to focus we are talking about baseball
>>144687199>mind goes to homosexual sexual activitiesweird, must be a braves fan
>>144687210you brought it up
>>144687210padres fan*
>>144687236[citation needed]
>>144687210I LOVE cock (San Diego Padres)
The White Sox will win the AL Central next season. If they don't, I'll get tied up naked in strappado and get double teamed by a college football team for 4 hours.
pipe down, faggots. dodgers/poodres is underway.
>>144687273Baseball is an East coast sport. We don't give a shit about Commiefornia ball here
cockdres vs. cockgers huh…i like cock
>>144687273I'm going to bed, you west coast tool.
>>144687304good night, homo.
>>144687273Yankgers.
Nice work Buehler. Let's go offense. Score some runs in the first and take a little pressure off of him
Daily reminder that if your team doesn't win the World Series, it is literally just as bad as the White Sox. There are no exceptions.
>>144687382>>144687382late padres dodgers gamebread
>marlelsidiots can't do shit right
When my Tiggers win the World's Eries will Hollywood make a movie about this season?
Wait it’s raining in Atlanta? Who would have thought? I did not see this coming.
>>144687400good, stay there
Mookie slap!
Home Plate is gone
>>144687543this says a lot about our society
my O's are getting eliminated
>>144687543Can't have shit in Oakland
>>144687557hit me with the tl,dr version
I just want to watch Mets baseball
>>144687543I got the home plate first but I’m a twink and some old dude leglocked my arm and wrestled away the plate I’m suing him.
>>144687400not in the mood for doyer mexicans spamming ai anime pictures. generals are for faggot nu/sp/ redditors who hate gamethreads like me
>>144687607the suit was already dismissed btw
>>144687584Sure, It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>144687632so fucking based but they aren't ready to hear this
>>144687640fuck my ass
soft contact quick outs nice start Buehler
Marlins.....
It is remarkable how hard the Marlels are throwing this game
>>144687819>KWABiners eliminated from playoffs contention>/mlb/ is peaceful and tolerable tonightImagine my shock
>>144687828I stopped watching. If the Twins were just winning it would be fine but the level of bad play actually pissed me off.
Every once in a while, I remember that the Mets lost 2/3 at Angel stadium and it sends me into an uncontrollable rage. That makes me more mad than getting swept by the Memeiners.
>>144687885>>144687819My mariners have been spiritually eliminated since July or so. This is old news
>>144687828Maybe the Tigers are actually a good team after seeing what an actual shit team looks like.
>>144687928Nigga so did the Yankees its baseball it happens
grab some pine meat
>>144687819these get posted so often, is it finally real? this one looks nu.
>>144687968
>>144687928I'm convinced the Angels are actually a worse team than the White Sox, but the white sox players are losing to spite the owner, while angels players are for the most part trying
>>144686792whoa...
>>144688018thinking I need to rewatch that but doubting it's ever going to actually happen
Please anyone but fucking Stankees-Fudgers World Series. Nobody wants it.
>>144688023They aren’t losing to spite the owner You think they care about that?
>>144688054same and i also need to watch the spinoff
>>144688071Um, actually, EVERYONE wants that :)
>>144688095get 'em walt
>>144687928Angels won 6 1 run games against the memeners and won 8/13 against them kek
sex with overweight minnesotan women
>>144688141you can't win eight thirteenths of a game you fucking idiot
Royals still not making the playoffs.
hurricane is up to a Cat 4 now
I’m so fucking mad. That JD slam, wasted
Any chance the Braves game tomorrow also gets postponed
>>144688204sure you can, if you lead 8 innings out of a 13 inning game
>>144688085I think it's clearly a morale issue. All the players they traded immediately improved
>>144688141the angels played the royals on 8/13 and they lost you dumnass
>>144688249But that's the 19th!!
>>144687819>nothin personal, kid
>>144675481kino
>>144688249>19Retard
>>144688271NOOOOOOOOO MY RUSE HAS BEEN FOILED BY OWN ILLITERACY :(
Lou Gayrig
>twink cities
>>144688307who dat
>>144688328where do you find the hats with the batterman logo on the side? i been seeing them around
Fish getting fucked
>>144687885>implying they were ever in playoff contentionYou give my team more credit than I do
>>144688303That's OK. I'd have went blind too if I watched the Angels vs White Sox
cool headstand bro
>>144688375
Took my two friends from India to the Mets game on Sunday and they’re favorite players were Marte cause he looked cool, Diaz cause of the entrance and six outs, and Vientos cause he looked high as fuck
I can't remember the Marlins game where I recognize every player they've sent out in a game. I swear it's a new reliever or pinch hitter every day.
>gloryholes
>>144688531Tyrone looks way more baked
Do you guys think Ty Cobb would have browsed 4chan?
PLATINUM SOMBREROARRRRRRRIBA!!!
>>144688738cobb would spend all his time in the woods of georgia hunting humans for sport, the only time jed be online at all is to catfish 4channers into signing up to be prey.
>twinks
my san diego baseball padres
>marishits
>>144688738Probably
xbox freaking sucked
Twins should have won this every single extra inning so far wtf
>>144689051
>>144689094don't forget the comically oversized original controller
Hey now, you can count those Mariners out now
>>144689056based. what would ty cobb have thought of this you think?
i commend the twisn for swinging at quite literally everything tonight
>>144689183He would have gone and fist fought every single faggot there
Cobb wouldn't have wasted time talking to strangers on the internet, he would have been researching ways to better invest his money.
this fucking ump
holy tloses
This game has made me a Marlins Anti. Holy fuck this is just disgusting... on the plus side they are gonna be tired as fuck going to Baltimore.
>T***sJust give your last spot to the Tigers they deserve it more at this point
>>144689264Tigers are 3 wins ahead of the Twins. It's all but done anyway.
>>144689287True but... we just want to have no doubts.
>>144689287I remember telling everybody the Tigers were gonna make it months ago. Everybody laughed. Look at me now. Mets fan btw
>>144689307holy shit it was you. I remember that.
>>144689307EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT
>Twins had to put in a guy named Blewett>can't go to the pen because they need those guys for the OsFucking dire.
The Marlins would finish 2nd in AL Central every year, NL East ball just better.
>>144689183This has been worst thing to happen to baseball Manfred Rules notwithstanding.
All televisions in minneapolis are about to get BRUTALLY smashed (by Santana)
BIG DICK WILLIE
this twins game is something to behold
>tloses
move the twins to Fargo
>twinsies botching another
Twisn deserve to get knocked out of the race for this shit
jack-o-leyland is ready for october
lol
Playing spoiler on a Comedy Central team doesn't feel as gratifying.
>>144689502BEN VERLANDER SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR BROTHER WAS THE STAR NOT YOU!Also based.
>>144689502playing spoiler is def based but idk that anyone in a white sox uniform gets to say what is good for baseball
>>144689502good. make em earn it (the twins will lose tonight and tomorrow, meaning it wont matter).
>poodreskek
mookie slap!
KWAB status?
1 MORE DETROIT!TWINS SHOULD HAVE JUST ATE THE LOSE! YOU'RE NOT THE TIGERS YOU DON'T WIN IN EXTRA INNINGS! HAVE FUN ON SHORT REST!Good fucking night.
>>144689607The Team that was Kek'd to death.
>Twins' playoffs hopes?.... they Blewett
fuck all the minnesota teams
>>144689645>put in a Pitcher named Blewett in critical extra innings
It's destiny
>>144689607>>144689650>Actually retired the letter W
>>144689650This but unironically. Minnesotans especially Viqueens fags are the most annoying tards in sports. Glad the Mavs bitch slapped the Twolves in the WCF, the fans and all the ANT/KAT bandwagoners were popping like they already won it all. And it's only a matter of time before the Vikeks fall back down to Earth.
>>144689709>Tins
>>144689788remember when cusb fans were so fat that they broke an escalator in Milwaukee of all places
>>144689709Do they even play in Senators throwbacks still?
i prefer the black senators
>>144689716They have an incredible unwarranted entitlement. None of their teams have won a damn thing since the Reagan administration but if you listen to them you'd think they win a Championship every year.Meanwhile their rivals Michigan/Detroit, Chicago, Green Bay/Milwaukee have actually won Championships after 9/11.I am so fucking glad no one gets a free Twins win like they do every year.
>>144690015such a simp faggot >>144690008
>>144690015holy based
>>144690030
some real mental illness going on in that gamethread lmao
>poodrefags thought they were winning the west
!!
>>144690015reposted it 32 seconds later lmao kwab
>>144690037cubs
for the mests fans
1 more sb to beat Ichiro's record in a single season for a Japanese player
>>144690015go to bed
>>144690072It's 6:30
>>144690071now at 97 extra base hits also
>>144690085pretty cool to see this kind of shit live first thing in the morning
it's time to celebrate and party
>>144690117>cum curtains
You have Ohtani this time, please don't blow it again.The Los Angeles Dodgers are your 2024 NL West Division Champions.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0E5Slqdo1M&pp=ygUGWWlwcGVl
>Doyers clinch ARRRRRRRRRIBBAAAAAA
>POODRES
Doyer Bakers prepare a new thread! We're gonna need it, GG Padres
gg Dadsmaybe we see you again in the offs
Doyers won that game AND that series AND that divisiongg padres
WE OWN THE WEST
Tiglins fuck ya
>>144690117so happy they did it at home
>>144690165first time since the 2018 game 163
>>144690156Holy shit that's a bold statement
lets gosleepy time ggs dres
I’m gay
I think its modelo time
>>144690147>>144690176>>144690176>>144690176
>>144683079thanks m8
>>144690051>concede triple play>get vaxxedsorry but rules are rules
>>144686884>Judge>white
