old: >>144675481
doyers
decoy
first for sneed
Division: WonBye: ClinchedCommissioner's trophy: In Dodger hands in about a month's time
D O Y E R S OYERS
I like how the camera was lingering on Ohtani waiting for him to strip and change into the Division Champ shirt but he was too slow so they had to cut away
WE OWN THE WEST
kek poodres
Tigods: playoffs
YAAAAAAAAY DODGERS WON!ANIME WON!
>>144690176>they added ohtani's dogbased social media admin who obviously loves ohtani and the dodgers
>>144690176Doyers
>peepeepoopoocacadres
>first 10 posts are Dodgers-related/mlb/ truly is an anime general
>anally raping sailor moon newfag
>>144690176anglels
I wanna see Ohtani drunk
>>144690176>mfw the Dodgers have their worst season in years and still clinch the division
IT'S TIME TO POP SOME BUBBLY
ok this is epic
>>144690230Can I join?
>>144690233decoy is the real nl west champion
DOYERS
>>144690216Will should be in there instead of Teo since he's the one actually locked up long term
>>144690233Wheelchair bound pitching staff still secures another division title.
GG Doyers, congrats on Division clinch, hoping to see you for our NLDS rematch up again.
>going to a dodgers game with sailor moon newfag
Dodgers own the west yet again
>>144690238The top of this picture makes zero sense
budweiser is terrible beer desu
>we own the westyeah you can keep it
>>144690246>ketchupsomehow more embarrassing than the weebposting
>>144690250If its a woman sure
>>144690230>>144690242>>144690250
shirtless dodgers drinking beers. we all know where this is going
>>144690255>love Coors>hate the RockiesSimple as
>>144690249gg padresbro, would love a rematch in the playoffs but we'll see what happens
OHTANI POPPING BOTTLES
>>144690260do you own a maid costume by any chance?
Kershaw with the total dad bod
>>144690205AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>144690254It's the earth leaving them as they are pulled up by the tractor beam into the alien ship
HIRTLESS KERSH HAS MADE AN APPEARANCE!
>>144690236bubly the goat
for me, it's IYO SKY and the Dodgers
>glassman injured>popping bottles
>Teo on standby ready to get Shohei in the eyesThis is gonna wreck his vision and lose them the WS
>>144690257That's why you ask the abuella behind the counter for a Doyer Dog.
kershaw needs a bra
>>144690274HE BOUGHT THE TWINS?DUMP EET
>>144690288prime dad bod
>>144690288He's got some juicy man tits
Doyers
I need my ass fucked...
they got some ponchos too
>>144690268Dang mirin those shoulders uniform makes him look small.
>>144690295go braves
>>144690295Didnt you watch the game?
freddie on crutches
>>144690274white sox
>>144690295prison poster
>>144690272No
>Freddie in crutches and a boot
>>144690263Offense got cold at the wrong, nothing Is easy. I wonder if we can face the Brewers and face our worst enemies, Phillies. Idk but October baseball is finally here.
>>144690176@PadresBlogger on insta
>>144690295Why are Padres fans like this?
>>144690297he's enormous
lousy speeches not gonna lie
bet against the dodgers tomorrow. no freddie, late flight, half the team drunk
>>144690316that's more the reason to slam the doyer ml tomorrow
>>144690310uhhhh>>144690297>>144690311
>>144690305>>144690300I was skeptical about the benefit of a bye, seeing as it never seems to help. But with Freddie injured I'll take it.
>>144690313Rojas was doing okay until he started pointing to Freddie and Pages etc.
My mets will be playing a baseball game later
Doyers/Yankees WS please, I want it so bad
freddie's in crutchesfug
guys it's raining indoors
>>144690323Both will be swept in the DS
how are we going to get 11 more wins with a decimated pitching staff
My Omaha Steakies would bootyblast all these teams
>>144690323sup manfreddon't worry i want it too, it would save baseball after last year's dull world series
>>144690320plus rojas injured too
you think ohtani's wife approves of all this rowdy alcohol fueled celebration?
>>144690322based
Ohtani getting drowned by Kike >>144690324;_;
Padres fan here,Fuck your pay-2-win team. Literally your players do not give a fuck about LA, they're just there for the money. its completely soulless. The Dodgers are really trying to buy there way to a world series title.San Diego is about building a team up, taking good players and creating comradery. The dodgers are literally just "MONEY MONEY MONEY"
>>144690347Z E S T YESTY
>>144690343I think we both took the exact same screenshot
>>144690326>11th in 12 seasons>popping Champagne Cringe. What next are the Twins going to pop bottles over losing a 10 game lead to the Tigers?
>>144690347Based Mookie doing his best braves impression
>my stream diedno more celebration watching for me...
>>1446902742011 vibes
>>144690357gayve em!
>>144690342It's the first in his six year MLB career (not counting WBC) and should've been his sixth, I'm sure she'll give him a pass
>>144690339The only guy I ever knew named Manfred was unfortunately a Mariners fan.
>>144690349>"Building a team up">Burns their farm down at the trade deadline every year
>>144690361https://mlbwebcast.com/los-angeles-dodgers-live/
>>144690354Kek nice, idk why he kept making funny faces in this interview but they’re gold. He looks baked.
>>144690371ty anon
>>144690370>replying to /nu/
>>144690349Uhm, I’m thinking based
>>144690281It's always time to drink
>>144690349you seem salty
Things should happen for My Padres off season.>extend Merrill and Shildt, Profar>find a new sugar daddy (Hosmer contracts should be coming out)>bolster up our pitching and hitting staff>sign Sasaki or at least get more better depth, moneyball route if no TV deal is nowhere to be found>bring in fences in at Petco parkVery happy for this team, especially on a shoestring budget.
friedman you need to solve our pitcher issue
I guess it was too much to hope for Ohtani with his shirt off
>>144690372Mendy seems like he’s been absolutely tweaking these past couple weeks
why the fuck are they all shirtless? are men just naturally predisposed to engage in homoerotic behaviours
>>144690386Swede def got his vpn now
>>144690381>Sasakipretty sure he's signing with l.a.
My El Paso Chihuahuas would bootyblast the Padres and replace them in the NLWest. Padres can be the Triple A affiliate
>>144690393yes
>https://x.com/otanigoat/status/1839529295305482494?t=XdptdLyutWYyR8yWkLdLOA&s=19Damn... Doyers look like THAT?!
>>144690401beer belly
>>144690176Wut da dog doin?
I need cock
Only Doyers fans still awake I see
>>144690396>PadresNo way that’s a real team
Kirsten is getting wet....
walker buehler has weird tits
Let them truckers roll
they are getting bubbly on kirsten
>>144690385I unironically love him
>>144690406we up we up
>>144690395So he can get a TJ?>>144690396You ain't nothing without Campusano and Ornelas, Cosgrove and Waldron!!!
>>144690408
>>144690385He is so fucking wasted right now. Cursing and slurring. Lmao
>>144690406Facts >>144690405
>X-rays were negative on Freddie Freeman’s ankle, per Andrew Friedman. Won’t play this weekend, but they’re “not too worried.”Well that's a relief
>>144690410with her shirt still on :(
>>144690417
We are witnessing the greatest player of our generation. If Judge was Asian he would be considered a deity but he doesn't get the respect he deserves because he's white. He is in the process of cementing himself as the greatest hitter of all time yet casual fans care more about some sideshow asian in LA stealing bases.
kershaw may be pregnant
>>144690421>it beat's the shit out of the alternativehe's feeling it
>>144690422So only gay fans of teams that lose are still awake is what you're saying?
>>144690431>Implying the MLB isn't cooking a Yankee Dodgers WS for this very purpose
>>144690431weebs man. the yankees have fucking more soul than LA
YAY IM SO EXCITED DODGERS WON
>>144690431
>>144690423good shitgive dalton rushing some reps at first
>>144690431>posted it again
>>144690431For me, it’s this pasta.
>>144690405go find your uncle
>>144690442hell yes!
>>144690440Yay I'm so happy!!!!
/mlb/ seething again
We are witnessing the gayest player of our generation. If Judge was straight he would be considered a deity but he doesn't get the respect he deserves because he's gay. He is in the process of cementing himself as the greatest hitter of all time yet casual fans care more about some straight asian in LA stealing bases.
>>144690451>>144690440>>144690453Hi trannies! did you dilate today or stretch your boipussy!
>>144690451yay
my fellow canadians i must say vancouver is a beautiful city
>>144690451>>144690440Kiss already!
>>144690401Kershaw has entered his David Wells arc
We are witnessing the greatest player of our generation. If Judge was Asian he would be considered a deity but he doesn't get the respect he deserves because he's white. He is in the process of cementing himself as the greatest hitter of all time yet casual fans care more about some sideshow asian in LA stealing bases
>>144690442nah, play the back-end depth of the team that's actually going to be playing in the post seasonwe'll see plenty of Rushing in st.
>walker got a cigarhe should know these things are bad for you!
Only REAL oldfags remember this classic
da mets
Anime wonNormies lost
The Padres as a team are what people think the Dodgers are.Lovable underdogs my ass.
Somebody get /nfl/ on the phone, a new pasta just dropped>>144686884
>>144690431>>144690449>>144690459>>144690466>>144690477All me
late night /mlb/ scares the fucking shit out of me
so the only interesting thing this weekend will be to see if the Mets and Barves will need to play their doubleheader on Monday
>>144690471was surprised to see a full back tat on him
Was nice to see the dodgers show some fight tonightthat 7th inning was kino and I'm glad freddie is going to be fine
We are witnessing the greatest poster of our generation. If sailormoon newfag was Asian she would be considered a deity but she doesn't get the respect she deserves because she's white. She is in the process of cementing himself as the greatest weebposters of all time yet casual fans care more about some sideshow cubbiemaid in CHI posting selfies
>>144690477This is how San Diegans cope with losing?Tatis comes off as the biggest homo in the game right now
>Me, watching the pasta take off
>>144690483It's late night /mlb/, time for a closer look.
>>144690485>a boy from kentucky with a back tatstreet activities
It’s not fair bros
Not sure if Teo is drunk or if he always talks like this
>NOOOOOOOO THE ATHLETICS CAN'T JUST HECKIN' MOVE! FORGET THAT THEIR ATTENDANCE WAS HORRIBLE FOR YEARS AND THE COLISEUM IS A DUMP!https://x.com/SportsCenter/status/1839512607314657598
>>144690491We are witnessing the gayest player of our generation. If Tatis was straight he would be considered a deity but he doesn't get the respect he deserves because he's gay. He is in the process of cementing himself as the greatest hitter of all time yet casual fans care more about some straight asian in LA stealing bases.
>>144690471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA9Nd-FQWfk
Fuck I’m so drunk I didn’t notice the copypastas were being messed with
>>144690479But enough about the Phillies
>>144690500Doyerweebs have no respect for this game or this genny
>>144690479Don't we have the season series win against you?
>>144690495Glasnow has some retarded tat on the inside of his mouth no one can even seezoomers, mang
This thread reeks of pacos
>>144690489https://voca.ro/1dkQk88E9ZQZ
>>144690518
>>144690518Pay my ebt gringo
>>144690511Series win, schmeries schwinHow about get out of that Wild Card round before you run your mouth
>>144690523Play nice
>>144690518mmm yummy paco tacos
We are witnessing the greatest slider cutter combo of our generation. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>144690519>MikuAt least make it a Sailor Moon OP or something
When did Sailor Moon poster arrive?
>>144690518Speak for yourself
>>144690530Inspector?
This genny better be the funniest place on this website when the Doyers get eliminated in the NLDS
>>144690524Why would I want to be nice on this shithole website/thread lmao
>>144690530She’s the doyer answer to 2poo
>>1446905304 days ago. He probably appeared like the first game on Dodger vs Padres baseball. She cute.
>>144690357kek, nice shift you're okay for a doyer
>>144690523The Padres have a good record in the Wildcards, what's the Dodgers record in the divisional round?
>if postseason started rn
alright time for bed.kek poodres!
RARE MAMIKO SIGHTING
>>144690534BUT THE DODGERS HAVE THE POWER OF ANIME AND FRIENDSHIP WITH OHTANI!
>>144690534I didn’t wanna say it yet but if they get swept and ohtani doesn’t win a playoff game this place will be hilarious until pitchers and catchers report
>>144690534Awful lot of confidence you've got there, Jimbo
RARE
sex with Mamiko tonight
>>144690533Nothing to be concerned dear citizen. 'Tis merely protocol.
Cute Mamiko, cute doggo
We are witnessing the greatest walker through my 100% neighborhood of our generation. If I was Asian I would be considered a deity but I don't get the respect I deserve because I'm white. I'm in the process of cementing myself as the greatest walker through a 100% neighborhood of all time yet casual fans care more about some sideshow asian in LA stealing bases.
>>144690547Can you get out of it first?The Braves running a train on you might be the funniest thing imaginable.
>>144690559Imagine the sex.
>>144690559>Fresh Decoy contentWe're so up
>>144690548Noooooo we need Mets vs Phillies and Doyers vs Poodres. Call Manfred.
>>144690559https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1839535373409828864/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/YPwXQF_Q7bRMiSc6.mp4?tag=12
>>144690534>funnyWhat's funny about autistic trannies spamming the same shit all the time for like 5 years now
>>144690559RUN AWAY DOG THEY'RE GONNA EAT YOU
Hey doyers..... it's still middle finger.....
>>144690548Surpsied Dbacks haven't clinched. They look terrible af as of lately.
>>144690582Do they call me then padres because they can only pick low hanging fruit?
>>144690576CUTE! (Mamiko too)
>>144690569Sorry but the Barfs aren't making it in
>>144690582don't you have a wild card series to start game planning for
>>144690453Doyergellion happening just in time for the world to end
>>144690582Hope you enjoy receiving and wearing your Wild Card t-shirt days after the Braves, D-backs, or Mets stomp on you fags
My Cubgers :)
>>144690567>my 100% neighborhoodYou fucked up your own joke. Which race did anon, the joke is ruined but I know I want to see the content of your character
>>144690601Cubgers made the playoffs tonight
Will Ireton just wants to go to sleep.
>>144690593And the >Mest are? Come on bruh
>>144690582
>>144690176>clinch some stupid banner>still lose to the dads in the 'loffskwab
>>144690559>literal anime wifeGood for him I guess.
>>144690602shut up faggot
>>144690597Fiesty one, aren't you? Who hurt you?
>>144690605>designer bags under his eyesholy
>2024>I am forgotten
>>144690580dumbass they're asian not haitian
>>144690614Ippei must be seething right now
>>144690576Longer video https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1839536449806565377/pu/vid/avc1/1280x720/SYQvwz6hsJVYGig-.mp4?tag=12
>>144690609And Vegass blew it to Dallas
>>144690616Tss tss...A's....more...more the fawkin' B's or sumptin! tss tss
every ohtani interview i listen to there is a reoccurring phrase>just having quality at-bats
james_worthy_bozo.webm
>>144690617heh
>>144690613Someone with an empty trophy case should zip it until they've added to their collection.
>be a doyers fan>watch a post game interviewcringe
>>144690453Queen of LA, Supreme Conqueror of /mlb/
>>144690644they're like family senpai
>>144690548>tigers-astroscringekino>royals-oriolesslop>brewbacksslopkino>mets-padrescinema
>>144690640The doyers have won the same amount of ws as the Padres in the 21st century
>>144690616>A's forgotten>Raiders forgotten Thank God
>>144690496>>144690500>>144690509Gonna miss them. They'll be The Athletics, but a lot of that charm will be lost.
>>144690640Hopefully this year we win it all! Let's just have a good October playoffs!
KOPECH IS THE HERO
lux is smoking that poodres pack
>>144690658I had to move to a non-baseball city for work, 3000 miles from /my team/. I’m sorry fren, it really sucks.
kek muncy
>>144690669very humble guy. not sure what I was expecting but it wasn't that.
kirsten just wants to go to bed now
>>144690669Insane how little we had to give for what we've gotten back with that trade.
>>144690703you're thinking of Vassegh
Shit Diegay
>>144690690https://x.com/MadChoriyama/status/1839540536044044703>that nervous laugh from vasseghtop kek
>>144690718>>144690721muncy looked like he wanted to deck him
>>144690730Mamiko is going to get absolutely pounded tonight
Shit Diegay lol
How many rings do the Poodres have, again?
>>144690645I think Sailor Moon newfag is coming for that title
>>144690727I don't think anyone really likes him. Greinke and Kershaw used to ignore him. JT was the one that kind of brought him "into the fold" imo.
>>144690759Probably, I don't actually have what it takes to photoshop every piece of Asuka art I have. Sailor anon can keep the fagging title this year.
>>144690616*hugs you*
>>144690757How many have the Dodgers gotten in the last 30 years?
alright now i'm really going to bed. night fags.kek poodres!
>>144690787.3
>>144690742she looks like she smells good
>>144690794
>>144690794Goodnight frens, see you at NLDS! Don't drink too much.
>>144690730>>144690730AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHY CAN'T I GET A QT JAP WIFEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>144690806You know why
Anyone who pretends there isn't collusion at this point is brain damagedhttps://x.com/EvanDrellich/status/1839532870634795397
It’s about time we raise the question,Is Ohtani gay? I’m thinking yes
>ROOTED IN OAKLAND
>>144690819hes a switch just like in baseball likes to fuck and be fucked
2hu loves the Dodgers!
Dumbass
>>144690757Baffles me this is what makes them lose their mind through the most flitty passive aggressiveness and avoidance there is.
Lmao which one of you fags spammed my Aaron Judge post 10 times in this thread? Really that butthurt that I called out your little Kpop tier baseball player overshadowing a true future GOAT?
We are witnessing the gayest player of our generation. If Tatis was straight he would be considered a deity but he doesn't get the respect he deserves because he's gay. He is in the process of cementing himself as the greatest hitter of all time yet casual fans care more about some straight asian in LA stealing bases.
>>144690874Lol. You sure got her
>>144690832That's very cute, I have a SD cup hat too, I should also take a picture of my bootleg Fumo. Earlier I posted my Tatis Jr bobblehead with nazrin!
Doyers won that division
Bro honestly I hate this sh*** people only talk and talk what the f*this Anonymous player is talking about that soto only walk and hit singles are you f*** kidding do u fallow the mlb bro do u f**** see his num. his hitting 320avg w 17 HR and 54 RBI how the f**** u so stupid and said he just walk and get hits what the f*** he can hit for poeer to bro his has 17 HR and there's a month left to first half end.. im sorry but I have to said something about it because at the end of the day we are latin players I don't know who said that but bro u better see he's number before talk s****.Im sorry but I have to said something. Don't get mad because a latin player is better than u ^O^
>>144690872It was not a Doyers fan that promoted your post to a pasta… it was a fan of a… mysterious third party.
Kek. I fucking love playoff mode /mlb/.
It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
so poorly written, too
We need the inspector now more than ever
Gay dodgers
Lmao which one of you fags spammed my Fernando Tatis Jr. post 10 times in this thread? Really that butthurt that I called out your little latinx tier baseball player overshadowing a true future LGBT chinese GOAT?
COCK TUAH! SUCK ON THAT THANG
We are witnessing the greatest trucker of our generation. If Ohtani was licensed to drive in the US he would be considered a deity but he doesn't get the respect he deserves because he's chinese. He is in the process of cementing himself as the greatest trucker of all time yet casual fans care more about some sideshow in NY rolling along.
Fernando Zestis Jr is a closeted homosexual
Trashtros wouldn't even be a wildcard team in the NL
Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'estBabababumbum bum bum lala
>>144690964This is psychotic
Do you want another boring ass WS like last year?
how is the season over already fuck
>>144690982no
Is the inspector here?
>>144690982I'm sure Astros vs Padres will be interesting and not unwatchable horseshit
>>144690713vargas is now moonlighting as a designated hitter
It’s going to be a subway series I am afraid
>>144690997Mets ain't making it
>>144690994Neither of those teams are making the World Series dumbass
>>144690994wonder who doyerfags would pull for in that lmao
https://twitter.com/MLB/status/1839540325729141159
>>144691004poodres without a doubt for me
/mlb/ isn't ready to hear it but nothing would be better than Dodgers vs. Yankees.Your hugboxy infatuation with the "lovable loser" Padres when they have 2 of the biggest tools in the MLB right now and the cheating trash on the Gulf Coast is almost comical.
Apologize.
>>144691004Good. It would be unwatchable horseshit.
I miss making fun of the cubs
>>144691008I'd root for the Cheaters over the Feces.
>>144691004I been saying since earlier this year. Astro/Orioles vs Padres. Tigers vs Padres would be extremely cozy series rematch up, same with Yanks vs Pads.
>cozyCodeword for boring Redditslop
https://twitter.com/Dodgers/status/1839540788117885078
>>144690997based
>>144691028Don't worry you have 100+ more years to make fun of em
>>144691042>xir knows what words redditors useShiggy
>>144691054
fraud status? dare i say, redeemed?
>>144691054Winning the division is the best and never gets old
>>144691076yes..... i love been perpetual regular season champions it's so fun.......
The Philadelphia/Kansas City/Oakland/Las Vegas Atheltics won their final game in the Coliseum today.
>>144691085unironically you should be. regular season is for the fans, postseason is for the players (and the owners given how much merch they get to move)
Pasta writer here. I'm also a girl. Cry about it bitxh!!!
>>144691092please just stop it. nothing means more to me than seeing my dodgers win a world series. especially as divisions are essentially meaningless now in the memefred era of baseball
>>144691085If you guys can't beat us in playoffs after a buy week, you seriously need a organization change and or find a new manager. Will doyers be ready for Offs or Cancun?
CANT SLEEP. DODGERS WON!
>>144691096>please just stop it.take your own advice
>>144691096I actually decided to buy a ticket to the world series at >my team's park this season if they go all the way, which might not even happen, and it cost more than my 13-game season ticket package where I got to see 3 walk-offs and a complete game, none of which I'll ever forget.
Please have mercy
gakt111!!!
why couldn't the White Sox play this well all season?
>>144691125the only two dodgers playoff games i've been to were>last years nlds game 1 when kershaw had his humiliation ritual>dodgers vs. nationals game 5 in 2019im never buying tickets to a playoff game ever again
>>144691137They’re the white sox
>>144691108is this echo park anon?
>>144691108i love you usagi!
My anus is too tight. Need it to get stretched out
>>144691148echo park. bum free since '23!
>>144691143I will pay for your ticket anon
>>144691143that sounds horribleI've only ever seen 2008 NLCS game 5 in person for my playoff recordit fucking sucked but my sister and her future husband saw 2017 WS game 7 in person which is 1000 worsenow that he finally married her I might ask him how much those tickets cost
My El Paso Chihuahuas should replace the Padres in the MLB!
>>144691020/mlb/ just hates the dodgers and yankees, but that's standard on every other baseball community on the internet
>>144691020>nothing would be better than Dodgers vs. Yankees.neither of these teams are good enough to make a deep postseason run though, be realistic. it will likely be astros and phillies
>>144691170You were crying about Sugar land space cowboys smacking the shit out of you! I like the other chihuahua poster than you!
>>144691143wish I could have been at this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1N-rsJIlpyUi will never say a bad word about ct3 simply because of that moment
>>144691201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNyFt74UsWo;_;
>>144691092this is the biggest retarded faggot thing I have ever read. you know there used to be no divisional playoffs right? or LCS. the world series is the goal for any team, a pennant is also based.
Since divisions and leagues are meaningless we should get rid of division winners and 3 wildcard teams per league, top 12 teams by record make the playoffs and are seeded according to overall record.
>>144691201I still believe in CT3. He will show up in the postseason
>>144691194No other poster besides me
>>144691201that basically just happened and the only thing I really remember was Scherzer going over to high 5 Soto for some reason.
>>144691253Were you the same poster that posted this one, he was so nice to me compared to YOU!
Favorite /mlb/ poster? Cubspie? 2hu? Sailor Moon newfag?
Seidler died too young
Cool it
>>144691290me
I wanna fuck the touhou girls
>>144691300we know 2hu
Let's all cool it
shohei ohtani has sacrificed children and drinks baby blood
We need to go ahead and cool it
Cool this bussy
>>144691320>Cool this bussydafaq??
I love anime so much
>>144691300Agreed.
Keep it civil
>>144691343Why
Fuck the rays
>>144691424Why
DODGERS WON
>>144691435
>>144690176
Sex with Sailor Moon after the Doyers win
>>144691575sloooooooower
The New York Yankees are winners of the American League East. On to 28.
>>144691736I'm thinking that I'd like to see the 2009 rematch most of all in the WS. umps will probably rig it for the dodgers in the nlcs but both WS possibilities would probably be decent to watch.
>>144691786Yeah, Yanks v Phils would be extremely kino.
This A's thing is going to end badly. I guarantee you they'll never play a game as a home team in Las Vegas. They'll be stuck playing in a minor league ballpark in Sacramento. This may end up with Connie Mack's old team being dissolved completely.
the doyers have landed in denver about 20 minutes ago
The MLB really wants to rig the whole league just for Ohtani maketing, it was pretty clear when they made up a whole story about how he somehow got 16 million dollars stolen from him without realizing that just SO HAPPENED to be all spent on gambling. Ohtani could get caught cheating and somehow they'd frame the story as the other team's fault.
>>144691896the funniest part is that there's still a non-zero chance the A's could come back home and split time at the Bank just like the Phillies did at the old Connie Mack park in 1938
I saved this picture nearly two years ago and nobody has explained it to me yet
>>144691971>Ohtani could get caught cheating and somehow they'd frame the story as the other team's fault.and that would unironically he just.
I'm a girl
>dodgers needed the pads to be drunk off their asses and sleep-deprived to steal couple winssad!unhappy, even!
>>144692035saved in case I'm the one blessed by the explanation
>>144692905Padres got in, they beat them last time in 2022. Just do it again. >>144691815>Yankees>Being KinoNah. Tigers v Phillies would be more Kino if you want to use the Phillies.
Yankinos
your wildcard starters, sir
nu-genny:>>144693346>>144693346
>>144690979Le Fromage
>>144693349You're like 70 posts early. Did the Cubbie Maid get janny swept again and delete half the thread?
>the mets play the brewers, a team locked into the 3 seed>the barfs play the royals, a team still fighting for the 5/6 seed and one that can still miss the playoffs due to getting swept>mfw
aj hinch for manager of the year. and for president of the united states of america
>>144691971for those who still don't know: ohtani absolutely knew about it.his own lawyers FIRST said "yeah, ohtani transferred some money", meaning he KNEW about it. HOWEVER, shortly thereafter, the lawyers said "ACTUALLY, we accidentally lied and ohtani DIDN'T know about it".***if a lawyer ever says "i just told a lie, here's the REAL truth", then that lawyer committed the legal cardinal sin of accidentally telling the actual truth FIRST, and he just fucked his client unless he can pull off a heroic backpedal.***they absolutely sacrificed his former translator in the name of a 700 million dollar contract with a major sports franchise. tl;dr version - ohtani's lawyers spilled the beans initially then backpedaled after realizing they implicated their client. however, nothing more will happen as a result because ohtani just founded the 50/50 club.
>>144691971No shit, the sport is dying. There's only like 5 teams, and not even that many players who draw dimes anymore
>>144693545no, the sport is growing because the tigers are back in the playoffs. everyone will become tigers fans and they will like it
>>144693489Yeah, and Commissioner Landis looked the other way when he found out Ty Cobb and Tris Speaker fixed a game in 1920.So what else is new?
Nooooooooooooo not like thisUnfortunate error by Murakami...
>>144693052Yankees own your sorry azz.
>>144690431Mama mia!
>True EndingYankgers>Good EndingYanks/mest>Neutral EndingYanks/Phillies>Bad EndingYanks/poodres>Dead EndingLosing to pooston
The Brew Crew will be eliminating the Mets
>>144693831based! zased!!
>>144693489It wasn't a lawyer, it was a "crisis communications spokesman." A lawyer wouldn't fucking talk to ESPN first, that's the opposite of lawyering.
Our MVP is going to be playing a ballgame tonight.
>>144693800You have to admit, being eliminated by us again would be kinda funny
>>144693842>t. one of ohtani's communication cucks who was directed by a lawyer to move the goalposts and play semanticslol nice try, little man. you can still chill though because absolutely nothing will happen. they found a sacrificial lamb and ohtani just founded the 50/50 club, so it's all good, squirt.
>>144693831shant
>>144693396No I just cant read the post count because im retarded, whoopsies!
The Tigers, Twins, and Royals all got to play the historically worst team white sox 13 times and they all won 12 of them. All the other wild card teams only got to play the White Sox 6 times.If you were to add 7 more wins to those teams and subtract 6 from the twins, tigers, and royals, not a single AL Central team would be making the postseason.HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIt really makes you think.
>italians
>>144694692there would still be an al central team making the postseason by winning the division, refuting what you just said. therefore you are wrong and GAY
>>144690176are the mests gonna make it
>>144694855no
>>144694839There really shouldn't. When will MLB adapt a good postseason standard?
>>144691148nah that ain't me.why would you even think that?
>>144694960name one sports league where division winners dont make the postseason
>>144694981>a doyerpaco posting living human woman... on /mlb/?????????????
horriblethe owners and manfredd should be ashamed
>>144695061What exactly does Manfred get for causing this much pain and sadness to so many fans? Why did he do it without even having one ounce of consideration for human decency?
>>144694243We'd have 28 and 29 if not for you fuckers.
>>144695020Soccer
>>144695107soccer isnt a sport
>>144694981Um, I can see her unmentionables...
>>144695222don't mention it
>tread is dying because a retarded italian created nu early
>>144695262may as well migrate
>>144692035fug
>>144695327may as well funpost
I'm not going to the new thread until there's 500 posts in this one.
>>144695648Better start posting
>>144695086He gets more money!
>>144693349stupid idiot
>>144695648I got you senpai
Instagram LOVES the Dodgers!
>>144695680OI
How is Livvy Dunne reacting to the Pirates?
>>144695695thugtani's wife looks exactly like him. how long until he skinwalks her?
>>144695695>we own the westhow is this blatant asian supremacy allowed?
>>144695703>femboy ohtaniHalf this board would lose their shit and their loads if that became a reality, especially swedeposter
>>144695770i guarantee the (((swede))) is already paying for ai to create it ximself
Now that the Dodgers have clinched their division, what will be some of the most important games today?
>>144695838Watching the Mest get gaped by Bernie Brewer
>>144695838Mets @ BrewersRoyals @ BravesPadres @ Dbacks
>>144695838Watching to see if Padres, Royals and Brewers want to fuck over the Mets
>>144695838Tigers vs White SoxTigers clinch if they win and also at the same time White Sox make history for team with worst record in history surpassing the 1962 MetsKino incoming
12 more posts, c'mon we can do it!
cubs won that game
>>144690238>6th street bridge backdropkek they need to add the graffiti, trash, dosger chargers doing donuts, and homeless people ripping out copper cable
gay man here...just trying to exist, peacefully, without constant harassment from the genny (challenge impossible)
after this post, we will only need 6 more (preferably without bigotry)
4 9 595
White Sox going for 121 today
>>144696228
>>144696228I still can't believe what happened these last three days.The absolute utter state of the angels
Dozens dead, millions without power, and the Jewish Braves still selling tickets for a baseball game. Bottom line above all, the Atlanta Braves motto.
499!
>>144696248>Bottom line above all, the Atlanta Braves motto.I thought that was the A's owner's motto
>>144696257Atlanta Braves ownership has proven to be infinitely cheaper and more Jewish than any other. They literally sabotaged their own season for 5 games worth of gate receipts. Even Fisher or Reinsdorf wouldn’t be so shortsighted.
Where is /nu/ though?
doyers won that division
ITFCB
what a fucking joke XD
