news: google it
Love a cute little obstructed view seat
First for my nuckies
>laffs
>ded wongs
I didn't like the last cup winners so it doesn't count
>>144682083
>>1446821392019 was the last interesting Stanley Cup
just a quick reminder that Ken Holland passed on Quinn Hughes to take ZadinaQuinn Hughes, Norris winner 2 time all-star and NHL 25 cover boyZadina, not in the NHL anymore
>>144682174Shut up retard
dylan and dom are randy tier extremely bad acquisitions by the /hoc/ braintrust
>>144682092MY red wings :)
>>144682180No u
>#NHLDucks say G John Gibson underwent an emergency appendectomy last night and will miss 3-6 weeks of action.The time to have traded Gibson passed three years ago anaheim.
>Injury Update: Goaltender John Gibson underwent emergency appendectomy surgery last night. He is expected to be out approximately 3-6 weeks.Ducks are gonna be shit again
>>144682204>>144682213Gibsonmind
>>144682204An f1 driver recovered from appendectomy in two weeks this year. Gibson just doesn't wanna play for the cucks lol
>>144682247Anaheim should've just traded him to Pittsburgh like 3 seasons ago. Maybe Crosby has a cup, but now they're stuck with Jarry. Not like it would've mattered since Gibson's best years are now well behind him.
>>144682267I’m pretty sure if I showed a Japanese person I rode the L train, they would genuinely question how I could handle seeing so much filth at each station. It’s too hard to be clean but it’s easy to pour money into a useless 2nd avenue expansion
>>144682247>driving>as physically demanding as icefightpick1
I love having a relevant team
>>144682352based stars chad
>>144682352You know it
>>144682368If I didn’t have my Stars I would still have the Panthers and for that I am grateful<3
>>144682318He's a goalie they do nothing half the game
stevie drafted cal foote in the 2017 first roundhe is no longer in the nhl
>It’s a third Matt Murray goalie, they add a new one every season now
>>144682414Did You Know: Cal Foote is on pace for 613 penalty minutes this year in the Slovak Extraliga!
>>144682414Shades of slater koekkoek
>>144682195based and true
> Reminder to keep staying scared m8
i could really use a wish rn
>>144682412No one fires frozen rubber disks at your abdomen during an f1 race
>>144682175True The Yzerplan would have succeeded by now if not for this blunder #NotSteviesFault
>>144682368based kittybro
>>144682352ayy 'tis I, fellow Flames enthusiast
My baby Avies. They are such cute babies!
>speed it>speed it
>>144682414its alright, brisbois still managed b2b cups despite a first round pick from the previous gm not playing to his draft position
knights play tomorrow
>>144682803>cups**
nobody asked today
preseason used to be about ahl baboons trying to goon their way to the show, but then Gary said "Let there be skill", and there was skill
>>144682814Kool
This is a playoff team in the east
>>144682825>Travis Green ended the #Sens skate by saying “for most of you, this is your last game.”Well done gary
I see the emissary from planet retard has arrived
god damn it where's my judd and brick?
anyone know a good site to watch the games?since streameast went down the shitter
>>144682889but enough about you
are the islanders the nigga team of the nhl now
Anthem singer in Ottawa is zesty
Anyone got webm or screenshot of the cute Leafs mom we just saw?I want her to give me strong sons.
>>144682968islanders are nigga team east oilers are nigga team west
>>144682829k i n o
>>144682976sure let me get right on that
>>144682979shiieeett
Adam Ernie? Where's Adam Bert?
why does the blue team have a black anthem singer and a black player on the team?
>BUSSIHAHAHAHA
how about you visit sniffing my nuts
vulgar humour is no humour at all
>>144683034when he was on the Wings there was a line used a few timesBertuzzi Ehn Ernebert n ernie
rasmus dahlin is the captain of your buffalo sabres
Tyler bertuzzi is hardly an nhler
>>144683147He's tied for Cups with the soilers autist.
>>144683166Well he's no Dummy.>laffs
how's the boston bussi lookin tonight?
I miss the LIVE SPORTS EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE 30 FOR 30 LIBRARY TOP LEAGUES AND TOURNAMENTS loop
My Sensies :)
Gary musta declared war on streamers.
Look at this bitchass fool blocking my path
Fuck Fanatics
>>144682989Were you rusing me?
Bussi penetrated
My Sensies :(
>>144683221congratulations on being King of the Retarded Goyim fucking kys
another one rides the bussi
>>144683202Lubed
>the city of Bahstahn
>>144683221Shit gimmick for retards
>>144683255why did you post a picture of John Tavares?
>>144683310LIVE SPORTSESPN PLUS ORIGINALSTHE EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE COMPLETE 30-FOR-30 LIBRARYEXCLUSIVE ARTICLES AND TOOLTOP LEAGUES AND TOURNAMENTTHE BEST STORIES IN SPORTS
>Boucher completely misses the net on a breakaway>play goes the other way and Buffalo scoresThank you Dorion.
muh kneelander
>>144682092Shit hockey arena
>>144683351>muh kneelander>mo ney lenderhmmmmm
>Just spoke to Jim Nill. Pete DeBoer (appendix) returned home from hospital today. Doing well. No timeline for return to practice, but there are not expected to be any problems.I’m kinda worried there’s something more wrong they aren’t being forthcoming about. Latest pictures of Pete before they discovered “an issue” with his appendix he looked a little worse for wear.
>>144683357they didn't build it for ice hockey, for starters
nice going armia, dekes 2 guys to get in the zone and than falls without provocation
So did all of Arizona's players go to Utah? Is it effectively the same team?
providence bruins 1:1 new york rags
>>144683415
>>144683415yea
>>144683415>So did all of Arizona's players go to Utah? Is it effectively the same team?
>>144683415No, Dumba is thriving is Dallas now
>>144683415nah some decided to stay and keep playing for the coyotes
>>144682976all I got. she does look cutewhy can't we go back on the stream?
>>144683415>first goal utah ever scored was on themselvesWhat do you think?
>rags
general reminder>1999* hulls foot was in the goal crease>2000>2001>2002>2003>2004* it was in>2006* andrew ladd deliberately injured dwayne roloson in game 1>2007* briere scored but >muh paralax angle>2008>2009* in the last minute of game 2, while down 3-1 evgeni malkin was given an instigator penalty. nhl rule 47.22 states that "any player given an instigator penalty in the final five minutes of play shall be suspended for 1 game." the league reviewed the situation and decided to no suspend malkin, giving the penguins favorable rulings.>2010* referees made a controversial too many men call when the game was tied 3-3>2011* tim thomas was using illegal pads>2012* in game 1 they pushed the puck and brodeur across the goal line, but officials never reviewed the play and allowed the goal to stand>2013* playoffs played after a shorted season>2014>2015* cheated the salary cap>2016* derick brassard ruled offside even though he had control of the puck as he skated across the blueline (league gave favorable reviews the penguins throughout the playoffs)>2017* colton sissons was about to score into an empty into an empty net in a 0-0 tie during game 6 but kevin pollack incorrectly blew the play dead because he thought matt murray had the puck covered (this situation is not reviewable)>2018* nikita kucherov blatantly hauled down charlie mcavoy behind the play, no interference penalty called, the lightning walked in 2 on 1 and scored giving them a 3-1 series lead>2019* tyler bozak slewfooted noel acciari, no penalty was called, and while he was down on the ice injured ryan oreilly and david perron scored>2020* modified playoff format>2021* playoffs held after a 5 month break in an empty arena>2022* makar was offside>2023* cheated the salary cap>2024* the panthers had 5 rulings in their favor for goaltender interference
Fox SCARRRRRRRRRRRR AND SHALOM PLUS STAY MAD
>>144683528thank for the easy to remember reminder
>why yes I do steal other peoples gimmicks how could you tell
>>1446835281993: kerry fraser1995: kovalev dive costed the nordiques a cup
>>144683528>1999* hulls foot was in the goal creaseThe goal was controversial because replays showed that Hull's skate was in the crease when he shot the puck, which seemed to violate the rules. However, the NHL ruled the goal as good, stating that Hull maintained possession of the puck as it left the crease. The NHL had even sent a memo to teams in the weeks before the final outlining this exact situation.Gary sent everyone the script ahead of time it’s nobody fault Buffalo was too stupid to read it
>>144683588the Nordiques couldn't even beat the fucking Rangers who were an 8th seed lol.
>>144683589the nhl has never sent out a memo for a rule change in the middle of the season in any other situationsounds like bullshit to me
rags btfo this bucci
My Belleville Sensies are getting caved in by the Rochester Americans but thankfully Ullmark is a God :)
>>144683603It was confirmed by Gary himself you dolt.
>YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT!!!
>>144683603They literally made a rule change last year right before the playoffs. This memo also isn't a rule change, it's a rule clarification since a player was always allowed to be in the crease if they had possession prior to entering it.
>>144683598thanks to kovalev diving glad you got it
>hello Sway? this is Sweens, please pick up! >Sway?
>>144683631they keep saying that he only got his cup because he was carried but turns out that no heart jew actually did his part
Claire Hanna can get it lads
Dwayne RolosonManny Fernandezwhat a goalie tandem the state of hockey had
>>144683789Those guys were good but those teams played pure jacques lemaire garbage puckslop
>>144683729She's tall too
>>144683789koskinen-smith
F A K E HOCKEY
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>>144683893This tandem won 8 playoff games in a single season more recently than all but 8 teams (Colorado, Dallas, Edmonton, Florida, New York, Tampa, Vegas, Carolina)
Vamos Gatos
>>144683463KWAB
Leaky bussi
>>144684052Looks better than the old logo.
>>144684093>babby legs
>sffal
>>144684060But enough about you
Jonny Hockey scored
>broons
>>144684207>>144684160>>144684148You cretin motherfuckers. It’s preseason.
Samir learned a new word and won't stop saying it now
/Hersch/
Gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
>>144684228
>Cretinary Samir
>>144684282It's not an adjective so he's a retard.
>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/
>>144684331>>144684342Bitchboy can learn to open a dictionary lol.
>>144684621can he though?
>max domi on breakaway>makes a blind back passwtf
>>144684775His name is maximum dummy
>hasb
>>144684775Max domi is like the bizzaro sergei berezin
get sticklifted
it's on
>>144684359>he's outhahah
>>144684668Takagiiiiii!
reminder: do not refer to UHC as "Hockey Club" or "Club" (eg, come see YOUR Golden Knights this Thursday when they play Hockey Club) Shit's gay af.
>>144684974Shut up copey
>>144684974I can’t wait to watch the Piss Knights get doofied by the Utah Hockey Club
you WILL watch ze gambling ads and you WILL bet on ze moneyline
>>144684974Should have been Hockey Team
>>144685095I have never bet on sports
Habsisters... The preseason win parade is cancelled...
>>144685095anything other than the money line is for CHUMPZ
>>144685107they got all Yuropeein' style cause there's a Real soccer club playing within city limits
>>144682204I had an appendectomy on the 15th no cap
>>144685107It's Clubbies.
>>144685242MUH CLUBBIES!!!
Robertson willing to do whatever it takes to make the team this season
>>144683255i love garter snakes. blessed path.>>144683327captcha is T4VKA. close enough, must be true.
Magnus Hogberg looking pretty good against the Flyers youngsters
>>144685344>laffs
>>144685344His diving instinct activated
Yep posting laffs, real original and is totally funny.
>raffs
>>144684326Yo fuck that rat kike bergeron
>>144685344>Stop fucking crying bro. This isn’t fucking junior hockey!
So Buffalo is playing tonight and then flying to Germany to play Red Bull Munich tomorrow afternoon?
>>144685827Retard
>>144685827they prolly already have players there, split-squad shit cause pre season non sense
COME ON BAHSTAHN, SCARR A GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144685685my rat :)
>>144683383They built it for the Olympics retard
not only have the laffs not won the cup since 1967 but they haven't even been to a cup final since then eitherthat's pretty wild
will reaves fight robertson?
Yakemchuk at 7th overall starting to look kinda nice right now.
>>144685325OUR CLUBSIES! :)
The Sabres team that's playing tonight is most certainly their loser squad, I've never heard of any of these guyssaving the good guys for the big match up against Red Bull
>moustache man
thinkin my habbies are sending it to ot, buds
Over the past 20 years the laffs have only won 1 playoff series, am I reading that correctly?
Preseason began today?When are the best months to pay attention to this sport beside playoffs
JLMI
>>144686253'fraid so
>>144686265oct-apr
The laffs have never won more than 11 games in a playoff run. The year they won 11 was 1993 when they lost to LA in the WCF. The only other time they reached 10 wins was 2002 when they lost to the Hurricanes in the ECF (lol).4 teams reached 10 playoff wins this year and two are guaranteed to win at least 12 every year.
>>144686253They've made it to the playoffs 8 years in a row though.
>>144686305>1993 when they lost to LA in the WCFThat was a good year. I wore a kings sweater and an older kid yelled at me.
>pooins
>>144686302That’s like the whole season leaffriend
>>144686327That somehow makes it even more embarrassing. 8 consecutive playoffs appearance and only one playoffs series win to show for it.
>the city of Ottawa
>>144686408Good regular seasons though! And lots of individual accolades.
>>144686253Kek what losers
>>144682560Lmao puffy daddy fucked him
>They've made it to the playoffs 8 years in a row though.lol
>>144686536>WE WANT FLOR-IDA>*clap clap clap clap clap*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtyZw9pDh7s
>>144686587beating the boltz was their stanley cup
Stop mocking the Leafs they just beat the Habs
>>144686645Leafs haven't beat Montreal in a playoff series since...1967
>>144686587We just say flor-da
>another Day of the Rake awaits us
/KRAK/
Meet Samir Patel, a man of unwavering faith. His religion? Hockey. His god? The Toronto Maple Leafs. For every year of his 42, Samir has waited, hoped, and believed that this would be the year his beloved Leafs hoist the Stanley Cup. But what happens when hope turns into obsession? When faith becomes delusion? In a world where reality refuses to comply with his fantasies, Samir is about to find himself skating into… the Twilight Zone.
y-yes Mr Shanahan you can make Auston the captain n-no problem at all
>>144686728
>>144686728Quality Post
drew doughty's ankle is broken
>bussi>busted
>>144686843Sweeney needs to call Swayman
>>144686815
Lmao leafs putting the C on a stat padder that doesn't show up for the playoffs
I could heem everyone ITT
Poo Dooty
sharks vs ducks who's ready???? gonna be some good hockey!
Meet Gary Bettman, commissioner of the National Hockey League. A man who has one mission, one obsession: to grow the game of hockey to heights never before imagined. A visionary, some would say, a relentless force to others. But what happens when ambition takes him to a place no league has ever gone before? Gary Bettman is about to discover the cost of unchecked ambition in a realm just beyond the red line—a place known as… the Twilight Zone
>>144687249
>>144687255Gary Bettman stands behind a podium, delivering a speech to an eager crowd of reporters and fans. His usual smirk is in place as cameras flash and microphones crowd around him.BETTMAN:“Ladies and gentlemen, this league is on the verge of a global revolution. We’ve expanded to places that no one thought possible—Las Vegas, Seattle—and now, we’re heading to markets that will forever change the face of hockey. I’m proud to announce that the NHL will soon be expanding into… the Middle East and the Amazon Rainforest!”The room falls silent for a moment, confused murmurs rising like a low hum.REPORTER:“The… Amazon? Are you serious?”BETTMAN (smirking):“As serious as the Stanley Cup, my friend. The game of hockey knows no bounds. If I can build a rink in the desert, I can build one in the jungle. Imagine the possibilities! Hockey isn’t just for cold-weather cities anymore. We’re taking this game to the world!”The reporters scribble frantically, their skepticism barely concealed. But Bettman, undeterred, beams as if he has just solved the world’s greatest mystery.
>>144687284Later that evening, Bettman is alone in his office, reviewing proposals for the NHL’s next big push: an outdoor series to be held on an Antarctic ice shelf. His ambition is limitless, his vision growing more extreme with every passing season.As the clock ticks past midnight, there’s a knock at his office door. Without looking up, Bettman calls out:BETTMAN:“Come in.”A figure steps inside, cloaked in shadow. He is tall, with sharp features and an unsettling air of confidence. Bettman glances up, momentarily taken aback by the stranger’s presence.BETTMAN:“I wasn’t expecting anyone at this hour.”STRANGER (calmly):“I represent certain… interests who are impressed by your vision, Mr. Bettman. You’ve done what many thought was impossible—growing hockey in places no one thought it could thrive. You’re ambitious. I like that.”Bettman narrows his eyes.BETTMAN:“And what is it you want from me?”STRANGER (smiling):“Nothing… yet. But I can offer you something you deeply desire. Expansion without limits. You want the game to grow, don’t you? To become the world’s greatest sport? What if I told you there’s a way for hockey to truly go global? For the game to reach places you’ve never dreamed of? I can make that happen.”Bettman leans forward, intrigued but skeptical.BETTMAN:“I’ve already expanded the game. What more could you possibly offer?”The stranger steps closer, his eyes gleaming with an unnatural light.STRANGER:“Everything. All I ask in return is one thing: Your soul belongs to hockey. Nothing else. No limits, no morality, no second thoughts. The game, and its growth, will be your entire existence. You’ll make it bigger than any sport the world has ever seen… but there will be a cost.”Bettman pauses, considering the offer. The lure of limitless expansion is too great. After a beat, he nods.BETTMAN:“Done.”The stranger grins.
>>144687309Months pass. The NHL grows at a pace that defies logic. Bettman oversees the construction of rinks in the most improbable places: floating arenas in the Pacific, subterranean rinks beneath the streets of Tokyo, even a moon-based franchise. The league’s popularity surges, and soon, hockey has overtaken soccer as the most-watched sport on the planet.But with each success, Bettman finds himself more and more detached from reality. The world outside of hockey fades away. He no longer sees his family. Friends disappear. His entire existence revolves around the game. He wakes up to hockey, he eats, breathes, and dreams hockey. The world outside the rinks becomes meaningless.One night, he sits in his office—now an extravagant high-tech hub where he monitors every game in the world—when he begins to feel the weight of it all. His reflection in the glass is gaunt, hollow. The game has grown beyond his control.
wow what a story
>>144687328A game broadcast flickers on one of his many screens, showing a bizarre match taking place on a rink suspended over an active volcano. The players seem… wrong. Their movements unnatural, almost robotic. The crowd, faceless and silent, watches as the game unfolds in eerie stillness.Suddenly, the screen goes dark. The stranger reappears, now grinning wider than before.STRANGER:“How’s your expansion going, Mr. Bettman?”BETTMAN (panicking):“What’s happening? What have I done? This… this isn’t hockey!”STRANGER (laughing):“Oh, but it is. You wanted the game to grow. You wanted it to reach heights no one thought possible. And now, it’s unstoppable. It’s beyond your control. You sold yourself to the game, and now it owns you. It’s no longer about fans, or players, or the spirit of competition—it’s only about expansion. And now, it expands endlessly. There’s no stopping it, Gary.”Bettman collapses into his chair, realizing the nightmare he’s created. The game has consumed him—and the world around him.
Not reading
>>144687255>>144687284>>144687309>>144687328>>144687350https://streamable.com/j4n218
>>144687350Days blend into weeks. Bettman can’t escape the game. Every moment of his life is hockey—he watches the same endless, soulless games on repeat, played by lifeless players in strange, unearthly locations. There’s no excitement, no joy, just a hollow obsession. He tries to step away from his desk, but finds himself drawn back, unable to tear his eyes from the screens.At last, he confronts the stranger one final time.BETTMAN (desperate):“Let me out! I don’t want this anymore. The game… it’s gone too far. This isn’t what I wanted!”STRANGER (smiling, cold):“Oh, Gary. The game never ends.”Bettman screams as the stranger disappears, leaving him alone in his office, surrounded by the endless broadcast of a sport he can no longer control. The once-proud commissioner is now nothing more than a prisoner of his own ambition, forever trapped in the never-ending growth of the game he once loved.
>>144687370Gary Bettman, a man who wanted to make the world love hockey as much as he did. But in the pursuit of limitless expansion, he lost sight of the very thing that made the game special. In the end, he learned that some things can only grow so far before they outgrow the ones who nurtured them. Now, he’s found himself in an arena where the game is eternal, and there’s no final buzzer… in the Twilight Zone
It’s spooky season I just thought a /hoc/ twilight zone episode would be fun
>>144685242>>144685325>>144686086clubbiessealsspheals
>>144686619Yes.Yes it was ha-ha...
>>144687431well, you thought wrong
>>144687328>Bettman oversees the construction of rinks in the most improbable places: floating arenas in the Pacific, subterranean rinks beneath the streets of Tokyo, even a moon-based franchiseDon’t give him any ideas
>>144686698You mean flor-duuuuur
>>144687255>>144687284>>144687309>>144687328>>144687350>>144687370>>144687396very spooky posts 10/10
>>144687435spheal is the new utah mascot
>>144687751Those are all too long for me to read
>>144687784someone will make a vocaroo of it within a week
>>144687431very good instincts, lad, great game>solid W
>>144687431Should have put more emphasis on Americans ruining the culture of the sport, not the sport literally expanding too much.
>Spooky Season is almost here again Decemberween is my favorite
>>144687895it's an allegory, lad...
>>144687952I already see halloween decorations in the neighborhood
>>144687895Gary is American. It would be repetitive
>>144687952candy is already on sale
Halloween is the most numale "holiday" possible
>>144688235I seen this 15 foot tall skeleton nigga in someone's lawn then I seen that same skeletal nigga at Sam's Club with a $229 tag like who's the fucking dick hole buying this skelly
>>144688235don't be a sour puss
>>144688235>tps your house
>>144688235Maybe for you but I have kids so it’s fun for me to make it fun for them. Like, one of the cooler aspects of being a parent is making every holiday fun. I get to watch my kids watch goosebumps for the first time in their lives it’s awesome.
>>144688296Some people get a lot of mileage out of their 15 foot skellies. There is one near the local dog park that changes it up.
>>144688354That's fuckin gay
>>144688296it's a huge seller and people are treating them like the Autumn Christmas Tree, it's nuts>people are nuts
>>144688296I have a giant spider/web I put up between two trees above my manure wagon. Always scares the mailman lol
>>144688354That's cute :3
>>144688335Each year I buy 100 kids worth of candy and I get maybe 20 kids despite living 400m from an elementary school and 400m from a middle school
>>144688340cool my kid's a teenager I get to see him leave gatorade bottles full of chew spit in the garbage and smell his goalie bag in the car
Surprised Seattle franchises including the Kraken condemned that faggot rapper. Seattle is home to millions like like him. It is their culture.
>>144688340I envy you. I want kids so bad
>>144688441I almost never get kids these days which is discouraging. I get the sense that they only want to trick or treat in densely populated areas
>>144688478i can't imagine raising kids in this world today that's my definition of crazy brave, right there, and I let all my parent friends that I admire thencan't be easy, and they certainly weren't expecting that either
>>144688340it was so long time ago when my kids were that age, i forgot how it feels. it's as if it never happened. enjoy it while it lasts. life is so short.
>>144688555unfortunately you're a raped bitch and your lack of children proves God is real
>>144688555>I let all my parent friends know that I[]
>>144688454deep down he loves you
All of my children will play in the NHL or PWHL
Going to the Caps game tomorrow. Hope we get some goofy shit like 10-9
>>144688701based have fun! :)
>>144688700God, you have the zestiest enthusiasm, that must be intoxicating >>144688701Neat, have fun
>>144688700last two digits is the number of your children?well, then your statement is 100% true.
>>144683147
>>144688700I hope my kids have that much ambition. Personally I want them to attend ivy leagues and become doctors
>not sending your kid to a trade school
Huomenta but the opposite
>>144688842
Canucks need to put the C on JT Miller and get a new goal song
>>144688887Off by 1
Who else here L O V E S the Calgary Flames. I sure do!
I wish my team had a anime girl as the face of the franchise...
How did he not win breakout player of the year in his rookie season
Just drove through Oshawa and everyone looked like Ryan Reaves
I've studied video footage of the night of the vancouver riots extensively and I've concluded the person most responsible was Roberto Luongo
>the Toronto Oreos
Why didn't Pavel Demitra's KHL career takeoff properly
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>144689461>laffs
>>144689346that's a literal child you demented fuck
Fuck Gary
I decline your concession
>>144689346sauce?
>>144689508yea were all gods children
>>144689669Khadija Khatoon
what did i miss toknight bro's just got home
>>144689912see >>144689461
[Bad news]https://www.squamishchief.com/national-sports/coach-says-nylander-will-be-fine-after-early-departure-in-leafs-2-1-win-over-habs-9579945
>>144689957KWAB>laffs
that was the wrong kind of exciting
>>144690032Retard
I don't trust Tij Iginla
>>144681364We lost half the team to the NHL and KHL after the second championship in 2014.
Why did the NHL board of governors let gary keep his FAILING pet project for 30 FUCKING years before forcing him to get rid of le desert hockey?
>>144690270desert hockey is a success retard
If it wasn't for Gary we wouldn't have this
>>144690314vegas isn't a desert, retard. it's an oasis...for dipshits to lose their paychecks to hookers and (((casinos)))
>>144690314>good morning from tel-aviv!
>>144690345>>144690353KWAB ya boilin
shorked
>>144690377>y-ya seeeethin' oy vey shut it down!!kwab indeed
>>144690382>n-no youKWAB
Hockey belongs in the prairies
>>144690382>>144690389>posts literally a minute apartseething samefag retard
>>144690462cope
The Bussi was leaky tonight
[sad news] The islanders are dogshit and missing playoffs.
*BONK*
>>144690529Just like my islanders
>>144689461KWAB
>>144690389We get it, gary. you are still ass mad and kvetching about the coyotes.
One week until the European opener
>>144688799Trades are retarded. Tech/fin bros are taking them over without ever setting foot in a dirty crawlspace or snipping a single piece of tin
One day I will leave /hoc/, all other days I won't.
>>144690573but enough about you
>>144689461Turns our Robertson's best friend is Mitch Marner. He said ''Who's crying now, bro?'' to Nylander after that.
>>144689579We don't criticize Gary here
playing zelda
I was just about to ask.
for me it's marin
>>144690782Marner 100 apple season on the way
>>144690330This goal is God given proof that everything happens for a reason
>>144690956best qt
>>144690883Cope I do
>>144690930Majoras Mask > Twilight Princess > Ocarina of Time > Wind Waker > Skyward Sword never played the new ones but they look alright
>>144691281this new top down one is pretty fun but the combat sucks ass since you're zelda necro summoner
>causes immense seething among /hoc/ residents
USAU SAUSAFEBRUARY 20TH 2025SOON
Good morningGoing to be another long day. Might rest up more, might not. I’ll keep doing my best however
[Good news]Gaybres - Germany matchday
>>144689461Every season we award a laffsmost play of the year. The committee hereby makes this season's award now, in the preseason. Another laffs milestone.
>victory+>free>only usa
>>144689461Is this an anal push?
The Leaf haters are obvious, but Lorentz is an NHL player whose going to help whatever team signs him. I think he’s a better option than Kampf.
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>144692470sounds gay
>cretins
Good morning /hoc/>senaturds
>>144693094morn'
>>144692470>>144692903you made me think of defecating and this short chapter..
>>144693151Diary of a Marner
Thank god it's Friday :)
>>144692476lol
>>144693507what’re you planning on doing m8? I woke up, jerked off, went to store, made food and ate, did some uni stuff and half of the day is gone already :S
>>144693595I still have an entire day of waging and then I'll go to gym and work on my shoulders
I'm having an appendectomy this morning, then leg day in the afternoon. Gibson is a fag.
>>144693669oh, a pity, hope you enjoy your workmy left shoulders been aching for over a week now, I even stopped lifting and it’s only got better very marginally. wonder whats wrong with it
unbelievable marner just moments ago
>>144693748Good luck bro! Are you sure you don't want to rest today?
>>144693837did robertson assist?
>>144693595i hope you washed your hands before you ate
>>144693865he gave a little push, yeah
>>144693874good lad
Im having an askectomy this morning
>>144693911good luck bro :)
>>144693755Have you considered seeing a chiropractor?
>>144693911i once met msl at a jack astors, his thighs are bigger than my head
>>144682964on hockey dot tv Nhl66
thanks, gary
>there are retards who can’t gamble responsibly
7 days until the European opener 11 days until the North American opener
>>144693943nah, can't afford luxuries like that. hope it'll go away eventually
>>144693943Chiropractors are the hurricanes of medicine (big frauds)
there was a hurricane in florida last night.
>>144693949didn't ask
100% live in the now. The Oilers are the Western Conference Champs right now and the Canucks are losers with 2 shitty goalies. Demko won’t be back until Christmas so hopefully they’re not completely out of the playoff picture by then.
>>144694019Why is there such big gap between the Euro and NA openers? Wouldn't it be better to start the season on a weekend in NA as well?
>>144693998They need to start with canadians first problem which is having autism
>>144694061Gary had to give Boeser a blood clot so the Oilers didn't get shat on, settle down.
>>144694044omg wait....... who the fuck cares?
>>144694087yet it doesnt seem to affect american autists the same...
>>144694108
>>144694118
>>144694132Get his ass buoy
>>144694132Based Paul.
>>144694132
>>144694108More like see the disability
F L A M E SLAMES
>>144694210Speaking of disability
>>144694227
My Stars play today :)
april 17 2022there was a rape on /hoc/ tell me where were you?
>>144694069Gary believes that Tuesdays are prime hockey watching time
The rivalry between our Sennies and Buffalo will be revived this season as both will vie for a playoff spot
>>144694383I triggered bud enough to cause it
why are goalies so shit now? where are the brodeur and luongo type niggas?
>>144694485I theorize it’s not that they’re shit so much as there are too many teams for them to memorize another team’s patterning and plays.
>>144692166If the sabres lose today, relocate the team to Quebec City
>>144694544Gary will never let Quebec City have another team. He will gladly take Quebec's money to host preseason games there though
>>144694543>seattle and vegasthe 2000s and 2010s had luongo, rask, lundpads, quick, etc. it's only since ~2020 the league has been full of shitters.
Good the NHL network is broadcasting the game at 2:30 EST today
that's 3:30 AST
>>144694544Nah, send them to Atlanta. Everything else there sucks already, they'll fit right in.
>>144694580What's that in Planet Retard Standard Time
>>144694572>3 cupless shitters and QuickAnd no, Rask keeping the goalie bench warm while Thomas did his thing doesn't count.
Who will be the first team to hire an AI coach
>>144694024Recover quickly pekka <3
>>144694485shan't be worried about pre-season goals
April 17To a bud I know it's Father's Day
>>144694572Well then it likely has something to do with something going wrong in the scouting process
>>144694572Rask was a serial choker who cost the bruins multiple times in playoffs. That finn belongs in the bin
Hello guys, just a minor question to local Canadians and Americans: which Canadian or American state was this pic probably taken at? Judging by environment
>>144694705michigan
>>144694705>>144694715Upper Peninsula or possibly Northern Ontario
>>144694705I'd guess somewhere in the upper midwest (mn/wi) or northern new england (nh/vt/me)
>>144694705I told you in /nfl/ it's the northeast, good luck finding whoever kidnapped your friend
https://www.espn.com/nhl/insider/story/_/id/41419134/nhl-predictions-2024-25-scoring-trades-stats-playoffs-awards-leadersGolden Shower sisters... Expectations are so low for us that winning a playoffs round qualifies as a bold take...
>>144694614one of the worst decisions the bruins ever made was letting based timmy leave
>>144694614the broons and rags being serial chokers is not their goalies faults. cups mean fuck all when bums like keumper and hill have them.
>>144694750vegass will be lucky to make playoffs
>>144694787Do you remember Game 6 of the 2013 stanley cup?
>>144694705Saskatchewan
>>144694750I don’t think they’ll make it to round one.
>>144694705It looks like Alaska
>>144694787lundpads was a serial choker same with rask
>>144694859HOW HE KING WITH NO RING?
>>144694874
My leafies are injuring each other ):
>>144694889Would Nick Robertson have a career in the NHL if Jason wasn’t his brother?
>>144694884LITERALLY INCONSOLABLE
>>144694705are those white birch or quaking aspens?
>>144694884
>>144694905Yeah sure, most young guys with good AHL numbers get a couple years to figure it out
>>144694924>are those white bitch or quaking aspergersboth
>>144694905No he sucks he's a little midget
>>144695117My name isn’t on here.
Ryan Reeves is the leafs most valuable contract. He just gets unnecessary hate from racists and people who have never played a game of ice hockey on the ice before
>>144694972Don’t slander midgets Stankoven is elite
ADRENALINE IN MY SOULVOTING TRUMPAT THE POLL
>>144695144He should have been given the C
>>144695169Ok Colton
>>144694715>>144694728>>144694733And this picture pictures which state? its from a russian painter on his trip to north america 140 years ago
Real chud hours
>>144695117>Chad
>>144695211the midwest like indiana?
>>144695211jelabuga
The laffs are gonna implode this season when that amazon thing comes out. You can't have a guy telling another guy to stop fucking crying be on tv. Mitch the Bitch won't be able to handle the embarrassment.
>>144695284Already soft as butter core 4, injuries three games into the preseason. Matthew's has sore ovaries. Nylander sooking about tripping over the blue line. Tavares knee getting crushed into the boards. Yup these guys are in playoff form. Just need the glass Woll to go down next or maybe he will just wait for the important playoff games
>>144695284KWAB
they're* winning the cup*leafs
Can we wrap up this shit thread for retards?
>>144695340yeah maybe for the planet retard hockey league
>>144695387yup. I'm hungry and want lunch
>>144695387oh wow what a great fucking post this really raised the quality of the thread. fucking idiot faggot retard.
>>144695340the beer league cup
keep it civil. last warning.
>>144695410Thanks
/hoc/ is a place for frens
>>144695446and the retarded
Getting it ready, king?
last post of this threadit's an honour
Retard OP forgot to link the new thread so here: >>144695579
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>>144694485there is vasi and bob
kings fans
kings fanns
