World Championship editionCurrent and upcoming races:29.09 World Championships ME - Road Race WC29.09 - 06.10 PETRONAS Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro01.10 - 06.10 Cro Race 2.101.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.101.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1 WE02.10 Betcity Elfstedenrace 1.103.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro05.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro05.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro WE06.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.106.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro07.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro08.10 - 13.10 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT08.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro 08.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro WE09.10 - 13.10 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.Pro10.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro12.10 - 14.10 Tour de Kyushu 2.112.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT13.10 Chrono des Nations 1.113.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1 WE15.10 - 17.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT WE15.10 - 20.10 Gree-Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT16.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro20.10 Tour of Guangxi 1.WWT WE20.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro20.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/JBDRb1Eq>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>144698820
What pedal setup does the bert use?
World Championships Road Race OFFICIAL /bet/>Pogacar 1.61>Evenepoel 6>Poel 8>Hirschi 19>Jorgenson 26>Roglic 34>Gils 34>Healy 41>Pedersen 41>Allah 51>Skjelmose 51>Pidcvck 67>Matthews 67>Williams 81>Bilbao 81>Ayuso PEsquera 81>Gaudu 81>Skujins 101>powless 101>Schmid 101>Madouas 126>Kung 126>Mas Nicolau 126...>Vine 151>Tiberi 151>Cort 151>Yatesi 301>Yatesi 301>Almeida 301>Landa 301>Gall 301>Castrillo 301>Kelderman 401>Fuglsang 401>Asgreen 401>Lipowitz 401>Gregoire 401>Zambanini 501>Vacek 501>Lemmen 601>coward Honore 751>fraud Costa 751>Broek 751>Langellotti 751>Voissard 1001>Geschke 1001>Cepeda 1501>Bax 1501>Meintjes 2001>Kubis 2501>Vargas 2501>Eulalio 2501>Sainbayar 2501
>>144718875Assioma duo
By the time I come back from me BIG ride tomorrow, at around 15:00, several of HIGH profile runners will already be long DNF.
>>144718882>Kelderman 401>Fuglsang 401>Asgreen 401>Lipowitz 401>Gregoire 401
>>144718905Based Pot of Greed
>>144718905Roses of Belgium
>>144718875Ultegra
>>144718875people will hate on it but I switched to SPD on my road bike last year and don't think that I'll ever go back to SPD SL et al.sure it's more comfy on long rides but I like the possibility to walk normal and I don't want to have two types of cycling shoes
>>144718987jej
>>144719082I ask because I ride SPD now and want more comfort on longer rides because my feet are dying after 3-4 hours
>>144719124Look are nice
>>144718905finally our women's team is no longer lotte + a bunch of frauds and dopeurs. we now have lotte AND ghekiere. belgian women's cycling fans feasting
>>144718875bike came with look pedals, so I ride shimano pedals.
>>144718875eggbeaters
>>144718875
>>144719221Shame on you
>>1447192614-way clipping is just too comfy
>>144719124which shoes do you use?with spd shoes with a good carbon sole and properly adjusted cleats I already did 200km rides w/o any feet pain When I first started gravel I had cheap SPD shoes and those did start hurting after 2-3 hours as well
>>144718875>
>>144719396kek
>>144718905>Kopecky>Ghekiere>Norbert-Riberolle
>>144719329one of the cheaper shimano variants, without carbon sole, don't exactly remember the model since I've had them for a whilethey're pretty beat up, maybe I should buy a proper pair of shoes first since I'll keep the spd on my gravelmachine anyway and see how that plays outwhat shoes do you use
>>144718905
>>144719427I bought the fizik Vento Ferox Carbon on sale, still weren't cheap but they fit my feet perfectly. The RX801 from Shimano are also pretty solid from what I've read but haven't worn them myself.
>suddenly everybody here uses MTB shoes and not road shoeswhat a coincidencejust like suddenly everybody here owns a gr*v*l
>>144719537Thanks my man.Looking online for unbiased non shilling reviews on cycling matters is awful so it's good to have berts to answer questions.
>>144718875spd on grabel and xcI have Time ATACs too but hate them
>>144719722>timethe most bothersome standard nowadays. I wonder what's it all about now under sram
>>144719779they are basically egg beaters in how they workI can never get into either egg beaters or ATACs reliably SPDs are instantaneous clip in
>>144718875SPD (the shimano "mountainbike" model)it's the only clipless pedals that give me enough play for my knees, look and SPD-SL pedals give me knee pain
>>144718768best race of the year tomorrowwatching the racing from the juniors and the w*mens today i gotta say that the course looks harder on paper than it might actually bePogi is still favorite but with the race getting no rain and Grug+Remco+Roglic on the startlist who all are looking in good shape it might not be as easy for him as >>144718882 suggestsalso it will be interresting to see what the slOVENian team does, no way in hell is Primoz riding as domestique for Pogi
Remgod wins tomorrow
No more denzing this season.
>>144720435>rollercoaster seasondoes he mean last year, he did nothing this year
>>144720473a domestique like him lives and dies with his leader (Roglic)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3HtQ2LylN4
Cyc are such hypocritesYou pretend to mourn and be sad when someone dies but then you go back to supporting the thing that caused the death.I said this last year when mader died and i was right then.That's why i say cycling is a death cult.Muriel furrer is just the latest sacrifice.You people will keep supporting this shit because you dont care just like uci who left her in a ditch to die
>>144721259T. So glad i stopped supporting this death cult
>>144721259what are you talking about? There are literally 100 things UCI could do and and I don't most being controversial here
>>144721259No, Bas van Belle is the latest sacrifice
We need more sacrifices
>>144721259What are you going to do big guy ban bicycles?
>>144721371Rumour has it might not have been bike related
>>144721444Haven't read rumours, but family keeping a very closed lid on the situation makes me think suicide
>>144721484Yeah that's what I meant
>>144721484yeah it's always like that, if it was an accident, illness or heart attack it's mentionedand his last race was a few days before he died
>>144721484vaxxed
>>1447213451. Stop watching2. Cancel any subscriptions that include pro cycling3. Contact broadcasters and tell them that you wont sub because of pro cycling4. Tell sponsors you wont buy their product if they sponsor Pro Cycling5. Boycott sponsors6. Dont pay any dues or fees that goes to uci
women mtbers are hot women road cyclists are hags
Ofc non of you will do that because you dont give a fuck
>mfw schizo starts believing his own gimmickmany such cases
>>144721647true, I don't neither do you though gimmick boy
>>144721568Me not watching won't increase rider safety. Here are some things that will:1. Better helmets, you wouldn't wear a cycling helmet on a motor bike and cyclists go just as fast2. Trackers on bikes and riders3. Stop with the nonsense of no radios4. Have a recon team actually go through the course fast, can be several teams, fishboy chute wouldn't have happened 5. Fall detection on bikes/riders 6. Actually enforce the rules that already exist, for example the sprint deviation
>>144721259top tier schizo post this
>>144721647out of all gimmicks these posts are by far the most forced and least funny do better or stop
>>144721732the abyss stares back yadda yadda
>>144721732yes you started out as a rusbert clone and now you're the same person
>>144721880concerning development
You guys should obviously ignore the retard
>>144721779Are you gonna take any action to get that implemented? You're gonna keep watching anyway so why would uci change anything. Also non of your points prevent doping induced heart attacks.
this schizo is at "just stop oil" levels, soon he will start throwing soup at random things
>>144722072there isn't enough doping in cycling, I yearn for the old days
>>144722074it's probably just the uran schizo with a new gimmick, he watches every race anyway since he posts here daily danes are just vile people
>>144721813So it s a gimmick when you people say rip?
imagine Skjelmose as WC
>>144722166yes?
>>144722125I bet he considers himself a martyr for "not watching", just like the crazies that threw soup at a van Gogh
/cyc/ schizo list:Burgerschizo Leafschizo CzechschizoRusschizo Daneschizo
recently started using strava's auto pause feature, and started wearing tighter fitting tops. Managed to ride slightly faster, slightly longer but with a much lower heart rate.>>144722285where's the britschizo?
>>144722285britschizo (genuine bipolar)a second daneschizo atleast
>>144722353he's all of the above on different vpns, one for each of his personality, he is the original one
>>144718882My secret pick is not in here
>>144722285what exactly do you think schizo means
>>144718882I'll put another 5 on mvdp to hedge my bet at this payout
>>144722285multiple schizos from Germany, Danmark and Burgerland
>>144721568
i dont care who wins tomorrowi only care about Pogi not winning
>>144721626>women road cyclists are hagsThere are exceptions
Vlasov simply starts in the Bora jersey tomorrow or does the UCI provide one for him?
>>144722532one day she too will be a hag
>>144722521based
>>144722539i think he rides in a white jersey
>>144722532is there a female cyclist you do not goon to or do you treat their peloton as an all you can eat buffet?
>>144722539syritsa got the light blue/white shirt
>>144722409Means you say something that goes against or mocks the cults beliefsIts like left wingers calling everybody a fascist. Whats more schizo than saying rip 5-10 from cycling deaths and then getting angry when suggest you stop supporting it?
>>144722641schizo
>>144722602There are exceptions
>>144722641*5-10 a year!
>>144722701imagine the watts
>>144722641schizobrit please stop pretending to be Danishi can see in the wording you use, that its you
>>144722701to be fair she's retired
>>144722741She was racing two weeks ago
>>144722741they don't retire in women's cycling there's a slight dip in form at around 33-34 and then they gain old hag powers for another 10 years
>Sniper Antonio Tiberi won the Tour of Luxembourg, but has no reputation as a one-day rider.lol at this from Sporza
>>144722773>>144722826yes but shes not on any road racing team anymore so she just races under the national team in track/euros and what not so she's retired in my book and does it for free
>>144722826stealing an upper middle class live these gals
>>144722826more like competition just isn't there so a genetically good or freak will absolutely walk over the shitters well into their late 40s if they want, just like vos or boomverde with gravel
>>144722285>Czechschizo>Russchizowat
>>144722763your dedication is impressive
your winning team
>>144723508Boring
>>144723546bored of velodrama desu but might as well finish moderately well, next year I'll just do meme teams
>>144723607Not playing the championship was my best move this year. I wasted so much time last year
No rain, 15°, and light breeze in zurich tomorrow.
>>144723645this is a good thing means more fans out on the roads tomorrow
>>144723732I was about to object, but then remembered that its not in belgium or basque country so you're right.
>>144723546When multiple big dawgs start the game inherently becomes boringThe mickey mouse races are the best
lance armstrong is the best
So how will UAE manage to fuck up the wc jersey when pog wins?
>>144723832at doping
>>144723845pogi will not winprimoz will make sure it does not happen
>>144723879Pogi will be solo and Roglic will pull G2 to him>no radio I did not know eh
>>144723879primoz needs to be able to keep up with pog for that to happen
>>144723906the course is not that hard
>>144723892>Primoz pulling
>>144723930my dick is tho
>>144723985
>>144723930Everything is hard when you're up against a guy with a 500W FTP
>>144723832At one single metric? Yeah sure
>>144724003Remcking will save us
>>144723930Neither it was in 2021 and the race explode anyway
>>144723930rog not only is washed but he's also a distancelet
i fully expect Mads doing some beyond retarded shit tomorrow
>>144724074a winner of LBL can not be called a distancelet
>>144724082Attack lap one incoming, love his style
>>144724113*
>>144724082He'll do a BIG attack, get caught then blow up. It's fun racing and since he can't win tomorrow anyway I wont hate it.
>>144724082I really hope he lets asgreen, cort, or valgren do the early attacks, and just follow wheels until the finale.
I forgot Strade is now longer, it is over 4kWe need +250 km strade for 5k
>>144724113that's what he is though
>>144724082He's gonna top 3 this from the break
>>144724174our team is insane but is missing that one big name as captain in hilly racesIMAGINE if Jonas unfucked himself in one day races and was in the team instead of Honore
>>144724384>missing that one big name as captain in hilly races>blocks your path
>>144724440my boy is 39 and was out of juice long agojust let him farm shekels from Israel in peace so he can retire and live the rest of his life in Cote Azur
world championships men elite road race tomorrow. i dont know guys, to me that's still the biggest race of the season. bigger than any monument or grand tour
>>144724485it CAN be the biggest race of the season if its in a good location with kino fans, WC is all about the atmosphere and vibeFlanders WC was the best shit ever while Aussie WC was dogshit
>>144724485You only say that because it's an interesting parcour
>>144724485Nah it's the PR and ronde 2 weekends in a row for me.
>>144724558That one wasn't even that bad.Echelons and Sagan kwabing all he big nations with no team.
>>144724558>2028 Abu Dhabi>2029 København
Going into town now to drink a few beers and watch MEGALOPOLIS (2024)
>>144724991enjoy
michael matthews is going to win this year
>>144724485for me it rivals the le tour, can be great can be meh
>>1447246592x World Champion Olav Kooij
>>144725095i just had a funny ideawhat if the 2029 WC was 10 laps on the BRIDGE
Adjoostments complete. Perfect team acquired.
>>144725185I assumed that actually. I even added some gravel and wind in my sim. Still Kooij.
Le Tour de Langkawi fever
>>144726281Might stay up all night to catch it live.
>Furrer lay undiscovered in the forest next to the race track for over an hour after the crashNot like this
I don't think Pogacar can win tomorrow. He's still got that 80km Strade solo in the legs
>>144726563it's gotta hit him eventually!been saying this for days
>>144726335insane disrespect for Skjelmose
>>144726610insane disrespect for everyone to have pidcuck on a list with so few names
>>144726335>MatthewsDo they not know it's recent Tour of Spain 2nd place Benno Connor that is the real captain?
>>144727406>you what m8
Power out for 24 hours and still no estimate of time it will be fixed...not looking good for my chances of catching any of the race tomorrow
>>144727487Vine is a top domestique but not a captain. The Kussen of UAE if you will.
>>144727542If possible, I would send over some power
I hate pogacar
Ponferrada WCsMJ - Jonas Bokeloh (retired aged 23)MU - Sven Erik Bystrom (1 pro win NC RR, best result second of a Vuelta stage)ME - Michal Kwiatkowski (1 win with the rainbow jersey at Amstel, ok season)WJ - Amalie Dideriksen (won WE WCs in 2016, pro with Uno X)WE - Pauline Ferrand-Prévot (good but only won two races with the rainbow jersey)Was the circuit shit ?WJ -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AyVXGHxHec&ab_channel=JimiHendrix-Topicburgerhours
>keeganwinslolThe spirit of gr*vel is dead
>>144728154i could go for a late night hotdog
>SAINBAYAR is 6 points, not 4 come on now
My team is garbage
>>144729637Then change it
>>144729521Sorry, too much tv time during the Olympics road race. He exposed himself to the world on that day.
>>144729521Wait I tought veloman wasn't supposed to change the prices of classics riders during the season?
>>144729898the game is his, he deals the cards
>>144729898The price was't changed, Sainbayar was also 6 points for Olympics and until now that was the only time it was possible to pick him in Superclasico.And he was ridiculously overpriced in stage races, too. For whatever reason.
how is NO ONE talking about this post? did hans move to czechia?? VERY suspicious
hear me out: girmay in rainbow
>>144731258Counter proposal ...Felix Gall.
jesus berts what the fuck are you guys doing to /cyc/?
swiss FBI will have a field day, I'll tell ya that, they might even get a tip from a concerned citizen
Soon
>Demi vollering foot borborMmmmmm
>Foot birbir with cheeseHnnnnnggg
>>144733128>Defumigating Mommy's stinky foot burbur
>>144733319none of those words are in the bible
>>144733564Mommy's cheesy foot birbors weren't invented yet. Checkmate atheists
>>144724991lmao wtf
>amagermanden captain
>>144735929>Mommy making cheese foot burbirs for dindin
>>144735929Imagine the watts
>>144736567>imagine the smell of all those cheesy borburs
Sitting in train. Time to stare at Roglic irl.
>>144737152Where will you be?
>>144737207Going to the start in Winterthur first. After they pass there again I take the train to Zürich. I'll walk to Witikon, as there's much more space to watch. For the last lap I will walk to Zürichbergstrasse and the finish line.
>>144737302Cool, have fun bert
>>144737302based, I regret not going to Leuven when it was here
Predict a rider who will go in the break and win a prizeI predict Victor Langellotti
>>144737408Johan Jacobs 100%
>>144737333you definitely missed out
>>144737408The king of breakaway is there, so this one is easy
Goooooooooood moooooooorning Berts!Time to adjust.
>>144737463Big Jonas? A shrewd choice
my boy Eder saving all his matches for today
>>144731242
>>144737491>click on his profile>clearly has 5 racedays> 9 on firstcyclingdude needs to tweak his algorithm
>>144737503I said it before he should throw his own comments into the live feed instead of just all robot stats and template messages. I want to see some personality in there instead of just Attack by X, Y goes along.
>>144737479It's a weightmaxxing course after all
>>144737474It's really cold. Replace skelly with someone who isn't a coldlet.
>>144737583but I don't want to remove Bardet
>>144737583cold weather means no slurping good stuff
Alright, I am goingHopefully the race will not be decided by the time I come back
>>144737583>skellyI ended up with no adjustments at all.It's so perfect.
>>144737599looking forward to your broken bike/ chute story
>>144737615
World Championships ME - Road Race (WC)Winterthur - Zürich273.9 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship/2024/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship/2024/result/livehttps://zurich2024.com/en/live-timing/Streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ 12:15 CET
Is there a bertollo profile?
>>144737630>just ride in the rain bro
>>144737408My secret pick but I will not tell you who it is
>>144737644>>144695978
>>144737651Talk.
>>144737678Thanks
Mommy Foot Borbir
>>144737693No
>>144737651Is this secret pick with us right now?
>>144737699No birb birbir. Foot birbor
>>144721568picrel, the post
>>144737716Pick your stuffing, silly mouse, and leave those bb guns.Or TALK.
>>144737783Blue cheese and mayo on mommy foot borbor
>>144718875yahoo
Pogi and Remco did handshake. Adjust accordingly.
>BOIVIN Guillaume (Canada) will not appear at the startAdjusting
>>144737905he will not appear at the start but simply jump onto the circuit from the woods in the last lap
What if BAUKE MOLLEMA world champion
>big gleb once again terrorizing Langkawi
>>144737922They would lock him up for betting fraud.
>burbur
>Cory Williamslmao, hopefully that fraud at least tries to go in the break
VaticanGod towering over everyone
>>144737950Also clearly not afraid of the cold
>>144737951Quick, put the runners who are in the front in your team!
Who's that terrorist?
>>144737988That's campenaerts
>>144737988Me when the temp gets below 15 degree
Based Jacky.
>Alaphilippe world championThank you Jacky Durand, now let's go straight back to your mental institution
>mommy ft. borber
>>144737991
>>144737783It is GUILLERMO THOMAS SILVA
>>144738008KNEW you would do it.Wait until the deadline.
Why is big Moreira never in the NT team?Uci must fear this man.
>birber
Fredd Matute LACHEE
>>144738010You can't adjust anymore Bęrt
>>144738023I know, that's what I knew: wait until the deadline and no adjustments and then post it with a silly mouse.But I wasn't planning to use it anyway, I have 2 points left.
>>144737988>>144737991
42 Tadej Pogačar30 Remco Evenepoel24 Florian Lipowitz13 Antonio Tiberi12 Toms Skujiņš11 Edoardo Zambanini9 Marc Hirschi9 Pello Bilbao8 Matteo Jorgenson7 Pablo Castrillo6 Marco Brenner5 Maxim Van Gils5 David Gaudu5 Archie Ryan5 Matevž Govekar5 Roger Adrià4 Stephen Williams4 Jay Vine3 Domen Novak3 Romain Bardet3 Diego Ulissi3 Mattias Skjelmose3 Felix Gall3 Eddie Dunbar3 Rien Schuurhuis2 Jonas Abrahamsen2 Oscar Onley2 Ben O'Connor2 Frank Van Den Broeck2 Afonso Eulálio2 Matic Žumer2 Julian Alaphilippe2 Guillermo Thomas Silva2 Michael Matthews2 Santiago Buitrago2 Mathias Vacek1 CLÉMENT CHAMPOUSSIN1 Michael Storer1 Georg Steinhauser1 Ben Healy1 Jake Primožič1 KYRYLO TSARENKO1 Jambaljamts Sainbayar1 Jan Tratnik1 Sergio Geovani Chumil1 Tobias Foss1 Luka Mezgec1 Anderson Timoteo Paredes1 Juan Ayuso1 Primož Roglič1 Brandon McNulty1 Laurens De Plus1 Madis Mihkels1 Louis Meintjes1 Derek Gee1 Lucas Eriksson1 Wilco Kelderman1 Romain Grégoire1 Magnus Sheffield1 AXEL LAURANCE1 Thomas Pidcock1 Mauro Schmid1 Krists Neilands1 Neilson Powless1 Valentin Madouas
2 ======28 Tadej Pogačar Remco Evenepoel23 Tadej Pogačar Florian Lipowitz18 Remco Evenepoel Florian Lipowitz13 Tadej Pogačar Antonio Tiberi11 Tadej Pogačar Toms Skujiņš10 Tadej Pogačar Edoardo Zambanini3 ======17 Tadej Pogačar Remco Evenepoel Florian Lipowitz9 Tadej Pogačar Remco Evenepoel Antonio Tiberi8 Tadej Pogačar Remco Evenepoel Edoardo Zambanini4 ======5 Tadej Pogačar Remco Evenepoel Florian Lipowitz Antonio Tiberi4 Tadej Pogačar Remco Evenepoel Florian Lipowitz Edoardo Zambanini4 Tadej Pogačar Remco Evenepoel Florian Lipowitz Toms Skujiņš
>5 ======3 Tadej Pogačar Remco Evenepoel Florian Lipowitz Toms Skujiņš Jay Vine>Slome Duikelaar>CK Bert>BORING hansbull3 Tadej Pogačar Remco Evenepoel Antonio Tiberi Toms Skujiņš Roger Adrià>KS Wisla Ustronianka>Kasia`s Jersey>2 Legit 2 Quit2 Tadej Pogačar Remco Evenepoel Florian Lipowitz Antonio Tiberi David Gaudu>Quinde>Richie Porte Memorial Team2 Tadej Pogačar Remco Evenepoel Florian Lipowitz Matteo Jorgenson Pablo Castrillo>Durango Danglers>La bande de copainsNO identical teams.
That's what you get when you send some random shitter Thailand, instead of SIRIRONNACHAI or CHAIYASOMBAT
>>144738054>Gaudu
>>144738055Running low on supplies. Send mommy foot burbirs, over
I forgot to make my team
>Dorf
wtf
staat wel nog altijd 253km linksboven michel
>amagermanden downplayed his chances in interviews>now says he has back problemskek, we didnt expect anything from you my guy, but whatever helps you get through the race
Oh no Godbros....
Hereticbros we got to cocky
>ynr my wifefeeling old yet? shes barefoot and preggers now
A BIG group
Cory Williams LACHEE
Just ate some football stadium bratwurst. There's a public viewing there, really nice. I'm now waiting with the King Küng Freunde for the riders to pass again through the start before relocating to Zürich.Also Remco is so small irl.
alright morning vine session is done, tell me my boy Frank VDB is in the brzak
Consider this...Santiago Buitrago world champion.
>>144738136Did you learn the lyrics of the King Kung song to sing along later on?>HIJ WINT OP DE WEG>HIJ WINT OP DE BAAN>WAAR HIJK OOK GAT ZULLEN WIJ STAAN
>>144738045>ctr+f van der>nothing
Consider this...Marco Brenner world champion.
Hoping for an unexpected winner.
>>144738172his name? walter vargas
>>144738172Let's hope not
>PCS man thinks it's kung in the breakalready too many beers for him today
MIFSUD Andrea wins todayHairlets will get mogged
ynr langelotti is an ineos rider
>Roberto carlos
Shit brake
Hè? Foss??
>KwabschkeWhen will he finally retire for good?
Big applause for the man sent by God. But also very sad that he's already laché.Meanwhile I'm sitting next to German Borabros in the train. Good for them that they brought their own beer instead of suffering with Suisse Lager.
>>144738217Yeah disc brakes suck ass I agree
PAJUR LACHÉ
lifelong vatican city fan here
>>144738149Maar gib hem en banaan
>>144738245shut up
BACK PAIN SKJELMOSE. SORRY DENMARK IT IS OVER
discovery+ leaked the script for todayGWW
Is it even UCI legal to have the helmet strap that loose?
nice tits, Pog
Pogi with a rack that rivals Keller's one
CHUTE
>exploding bidons
first chute of the day and it's Bilbao
Rip Bilbo.
>9 Pello BilbaoOh no no no
Pello down
>>144738366Damn that's gotta feel terrible after finally reliving a little
>>144725058this would be the most kino
>>144738278>Skjelmose has made a movement here after breakfast, which has affected his back, and now he has received some treatment and is feeling a little better. But it is of course something that has filled a bit this morning. He will start and we hope he is fit to fight. But that's where it stands right nowim smelling psyops
>>144738368My great plan of not picking remco already working
>>144738366why is it never pogi, can pogi just chute already
>>144724991is this a remake of metropolis (1927)?
mommy baby wanna foot borber!
ALLAH DNF
Alaphilippe ABANDON and to the hospital according to Voeckler
c'est fini...
>>144738366>>144738421GREAT, 2 down and we're not on the rounds even.
>>144738401>some "treatment"Sounds legit......
>>144738419>>144738421
>>144738421>to the hospitalwhy?
>>144738421Pourquoi?
>>144738447dislocated shoulder
Car commercials are the stupidest thing there is
>>144738455Nearly as stupid as having to buy a car. Just bought a new one and I can't stop calculating how many great bikes I could've bought instead.
>>144738462>how many great bikes I could've bought instead.Like one and a half?
okaywhen is the Mads attacks starting
>>144738462>missing berbirs
>back from run>Allah chute tip top keke
>>144738462What did you get? Lmao what was that meal
Woods hungry.
>>144738176anyone but Pogi would be an unexpected winner
>tfw no mid-ride borbor
>>144738490I just don't like gifted wins, do'nt really care if pogi wins
>>144738497can you stop it with the brainrot coomer speak
Going to the Albert Heijn for some ice cream, do I need to bring something for anyone?
>puppy paws position and supertuck are illegal>this somehow is
>>144738172I want to see Pog vs Remco real 1v1
>>144738506Can you get me some bananas, please?
>>144738506couple of duvels, thanks
>>144738506i would like some beer and chips please
>>144738506some rock dry brebis and chimay
>>1447384795 series Touring because I have to transport kids and stuff. Actually thought about going full dad mode and just get a minivan but our garage isn't high enough for most models. Had a Peugeot Rifter in Tenerife some years ago which had fork mount rail thing like pic related in the trunk so that you could just put like 4-5 bikes in there, was really cool.
WT babies
when it's all said and done, you guys reckon pogi will surpass lance's career?
south africa jersey looks like a Faxe Kondi soda kek
>>144738421>"master descender" chutes and abandonsmany such cases
>>144738527He already did surpass it desu
>>144738527already has
>>144738527no wayhow can you surpass 7 TDF wins?
i expect som netherlands tier betrayals in the Slovenian team today
>>144738533>>144738536for now, yes, but it can change at any moment if he gets caught, hence the "when it's all said and done"
>>144738553He won't get caught, worst case he gets a "career ending injury"
>>144738501im sowwy frenn
>>144738525>BMWI'm sorry to hear that. Rifter is a sexy beast and i have that kind of railings in one of my mercs, this thing is a godsend, should be in every car tbqh
>>144738527already did by a margin
>>144738553they wont make a big spectacle out of it because it would hurt the sport financially too much
>>144738553when Pogi gets caught it will be 10 years after his career ended so he can get the Valverde treatment of forgiveness
what if Tobias Foss World Champion
>>144738585huh?
>>144738595>huh?
>>144738585hé?
now that's a boomer
>tfw you will never get caught and all there will ever be is cycling highlights yt channel and danes seething on cyc
>>144738625He's clean anyways
smoll chute
God damn I wish I lived in switzerland
>>144738630lol
where the hell is my son
what a soulless neighborhood
>literally me
>>144738650Very ugly architecture
>Voigts idea to make cycling safer is to force riders to ride extremely heavy bikeswhat a retard kek
>>144738650Can't open window ever because of clickclacking and moaning from the courts.
>>144738662sometimes i wonder if this retard ever rode a bikeheavy bike = more speed on a descent
>>144738662they're not even that light compared to certain period of cycling. I remember when there was a push to lower 6.8kg limit before aero frames and disk brakes came into picture. now it's not even an issue since most bikes are heavier anyway
why is czhecem riding on the front? did stibi comeback for a race or what
A lot of fans out there, is cycling popular in Switzerland?
kino crowdsits good that it didnt rain today in Zurich
>>144738662Bikes are heavier than in 2000
Really great atmosphere in Zürich. Glad I walked up to Witikon. A group of Danish and Belgian fans are shouting on their megaphone at each other, Dutch fan group selling overpriced beer. I joined the grandes for now, while kwabsche fans are blasting German boomer music.
>>144738724>Dutch fan group selling overpriced beerTop kek
>>144738724enjoytake some pictures too
i love this lad
>tout va bien se passer on est en suisseWhat did he mean?
danish corner spottedthose lads have been drinking there since yesterday
>ynr the tootsies that shocked the world
i guess swiss fans only come out when it's sunny. maybe if they were present during the junior women race they could have saved one of their own
>Landa Mikel (Spain) abandoned the race.
I only got the ice cream and forgot everything else sorry
No live timing for memco?
>>144738770fat fuck
>>144738768Stop :(
>>144738770You have your priorities straight, that's the most important part. Ice cream is literally the best fuel for your body available.
>>144738775>my son needs TIME dammit!
GET THIS MAXTIN BALD FAGGOT OFF MY TV AHHHHHHH
Hey my fellow bertsThree weeks ago I was hit by an e-bike during a race, I broke both my arms, several ribs and t6-t8 vertabrae along with both lungs punctured. I an currently paralyzed from the waist and down. Shit really sucks. Ive started rehab, so ill see where it takes me.It might be a bit cliche, but dont take your ability to use your legs for granted.
trips and matthews will win
>>144738738is he BACK?
>>144738798dont lie you just had a vasectomy
>>144738798how did you type this?
>>144738798im sorry, that fucking sucksi hope you can still manage to live a somewhat normal life after rehab
post medical bill or it didnt happen
>>144738824My hands have started to work again so I am able to phonepost
abandon skjelmose
>landa dood
>>144738798damn, that's grim. fuck e-bikers, really. wasn't there news a while ago when some guy on e-bike crashed junior race or something like that
Has anyone here been to Tokyo before? I want to watch the race somewhere but can't seem to find anything.
not a huge fan of swiss housing
>>144738798
>>144738834have you managed to get information on that ebike monkey who wrote into you so you can get some compensation
>>144738798Well shit hope you have a good recovery
also fuck e-scooters. can't wait for october when rentals get off the streets
>>144738839my brother hassaid the food in Tokyo was hella weird
>>144738834get well soon fren. keep your frens posted
>>144738798Holy shit, hoping for a full recovery.
>>144738798>>144738838https://nyheder.tv2.dk/2024-09-12-24-aarig-paakoerte-cykelloeb-sigtes-for-kokainpaavirkningthis you bert?
>>144738857speedpedellacs made my commute tenfold more dangerous so stupid they finally make good bike lanes everywhere and now I have to share them with vehicles going 50km/h ridden by either scumfuck gen x’ers or even worse old boomers, really miss the pre 2020 era they only started popping up everywhere after.
>>144738798fucking hell that's devastating. hope you can make a reasonable recovery
Euláliobros...
>>144738835>its trueFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK
Eualio and Arashiro down
>>144738798Get well my Bert
>>144738835???
>>144738879kids on rentals are the worst, because they often ride for fun and not to actually get somewhere, so they're trying all sort of stupid shit on them
Cory Williams PARCHEGGIO
>>144738889called it before the race but he didnt even make an attempt what a fucking fraud lmao
Rien Schuurhuis still in the race. Truly blessed. Deus vult.
HA HA
>>144738878>kokainpåvirkningholy shit, it's even worse
>>144738798God damnit Bert I'm sorry
>>144738878>the 24-year-old underwent surgery for bleeding in the liverat least he got fucked up a bit
>>144738798Fuck e-bikers. Hopefully the recovery goes well
>>144738798>hit by an e-bike during a racewtf?get well soon anyways
>>144738918He could have made it in the world tour, of course. He rides in parking lots by choice
6 deaths in Rwanda recently from marburg virus. Going to be interesting next year
abandon joao almeida
>abandon Almeidaswiss regie misses everything because we did not get to see that chute
feasting on some liver, yummy
>>144738986just ebola innit, not that bad
when will Mapei have a team again? they really ramped up their sponsoring as of late
>>144739001That's SICK, you belong in JAIL
>>144739019Mapei- Tudor when they get to the WT.
>>144739036
Tratnik pulling
>>144739019Cycling sponsorship seems to come down to does the man making the decisions like cycling. They still haven't realized it's great value advertising. 15 million wouldn't even be noticed on marketing budgets of huge companies.
they do a horrible job showing the peloton this wc has been horrible for the viewers
My name is Bert and I'm here to say:Good morning Berts let's enjoy the day!
>>144739085based
>>144739085
mikel labandon
>>144738878I was the worst off of his victims yes
Italian fans started to cook pasta.
>>144739102damni hope that idiot gets prison time
Hirschi lachee?
>>144739085Moral champion.
>>144718963how did he know?
Jambalants laché. That's sad.
Campy heating it up
some strange ones
Cory Williams still in the race. Why is he on a Canyon bike? I thought he was a spesh poster boy.
>>144739199Tudor is beefing up nicely
Just tuning in. Matches burned check?
>>144739210everyone's saving so far
>>144739210None
>>144739210DNF check
>>144739202I was going to say that you're confusing him with his brother, who's also a complete fraud, but apparently Justin Williams is sponsored by Factor now. Maybe Specialized realised how much of a waste of money it was
>>144739199they better give my boy Chessmann the good stuff
when will we see the first moves from the pedalton?
>>144738798Muriel, Sayuri, Bert... what terrible days. I wish you a Jonas-esque recovery.
Slovenia are going to drill every climb
>>144738798I read it in the news when it happened. At least they arrested the psycho that did it.
ft birbur
>>144738798A dark cloud hangs over Hvidovre, and /cyc/
>>144739199Jungels having a great twilight career he’s still coasting of that one tdf stage in 2022(?)
>>144739220>>144739222oh oh, the academic(yc) consensus is that is bad for pog no? because the race needs to be hard right
>>144739274it will be don’t worry
>>144739274Still plenty of time to make it hard, next time up should be the start
Germans, Wallonians and Danish dancing to the Dutch naar links naar rechts song. This is surreal.
>>144739274It doesn't need to be hard from the start, but it does need to get harder; the peloton's still very large. They'll start increasing the pressure soon
>>144739298take some pictures already
>>144739298They are simple people, if their songs are any more complicated than a nursery rhyme they don't know what to do
Grug going backward
>>144739298>naar links naar rechtsWhy aren't you dancing, can't take a side huh?
borbir
the anticipation break should form where are muh satellites
>>144739328on the plateu on the next climb
ok halfway done time to start racing
>>144739298evropa, sovl
>>144739185still can't believe Sepp Vanmarcke is younger than me
>>144739298NAAR LINKS DUMDUDUM
132km, good moment for grug solo attaque
Voeckler disapointed all the teams were slurping
grug is gonna smash on this bergstrasseni can feel it
>>144739393that last round they did at stroll pace
CASTRILLO
PABLO
Let’s goooo Pogiii
VAMOS PABLITO GRINTA
>>144739312funny coming from the country that worships taylor swift
Kern Pharma bros!
what is Slovenia doing burning themselfs catching Pablo like this
pasblito normal
>>144739440Those 2 would be dropped soon anyway.
Castrillo world champ lets go
Pshitt
de kraan draait open
>>144739440Spain can do this 15 times with the team they have
>>144739440They're not closing down Pablito, they're launching Pogi up every climb
Massive split in the peloton and they're not showing it on camera. Fuck sakes man, how are they so bad at this?
>>144739440There was likely gonna be an acceleration on this lap no matter what
waar is grug?
split in pedalton
Things are happening
Latvia, Danmark and Norgay caught napping
Skujins dropped
RAPEMAN
Attaque du Jay Vine!
RAPE TIME
>The plan is for the others to wait a bit for the show to start and not start it themselves. But now we have to see Mads, he is driving well, and then we have to see when the show startsDanmarks B plan is to slurp semen according to Skjelmose
>WILLIAMS Stephen WCimagine the state of cyc
>>144739506
LIPOWITZ
Yay Vine
Decent group
>the women commentator is back
the pieces are set
>>144739522
>>144739522Kong Cort WC would be based
>>144739001
>>144739528WELTMEISTER
>a full minute of tete de la course>we don't know who is pulling in pelotonGod dmanit they're bad
they slurping hard in the pedaltonoh oh
Jay VINE World Champion
De Pluski is so ugly on a bike lmao
>>144739583Not exactle the most aesthetic bunch up front
has anyone won OL TT and RR and WC TT and RR in the same season before like Remco can do today?
>>144739590
simon geschke is the virtual world champion
>>144739597basednow i want Remco to win even more
>>144739597pogachud could never
>>144739599
Cort already looking cooked
shhhh no more tears, just embrace the era of the lipogoat
The race situation is perfect for Mads PEDERSEN to become reckless and impatient and perform an absolutely moronic attack
>rapeman will be WCwhat a horrible timeline
i hate to agree with a women about cycling things but if Pogi, Grug and Remco wants to win they cant give this group more time
>>144738798get well soon my dear bert
Pogi giving up for Jan Tratnik's chances
>>144739619le hazy downer eyes
>>144739599this his 83th race day of the season
>>144739619Burger tier post
>>144739634Pog can take 5 minutes in 5 km on these shitters Bert
Pogi will blink first surelyboth Remco and Grug have been WC in the RR, he has not
Satelite rider Simoné Geschque will lead Florian to victory
>>144739506the UCI won't allow this surely, they will make the call
>>144739648nah not 5 minutesthe climb is not that long and hard as the profile suggests
>>144739650All the joggers that got dropped and came back will pull
>>144738798Fucking hell, that's awful. Hope all the best for you in recovery/rehab. Hang in there.
>>144739648he looked cooked in leafland desuremco looked a lot stronger recently
they should hardchase make it hard now this escape group is going nowhere
>>144739663me circa 2004
>>144739648not really, since it's pretty flat
>>144739663this is how I looked in 2006
Why the fuck does he pronounce Florian like its french?
Roglic and Jan fucking over Pogi right now
>>144739634Novak could get back 2 minute in a single pull
any team that feels comfortable with their rider in the front group? I reckon france is pretty happy, britbongs too, denmark too since skejldoper is goneI think we will blink first
Kevin Vermaerke has this in the bag
>>144739670>>144739675truly theres only one bert per flag
Sylvan on the E-bike
Good change from Dillier Dallier
>>144739634>they can't get back 3 minutes on this group
>>144739680We have the satellite meme to go long attack netherlands has no one in front
>>144739670>>144739675>>144739684all three posts were made by me
>>144739680The Aussies managed to get their strongest rider into the break
>>144739689With 0 domestique
>>144739684The Kingdom of Bavaria counts separately.
>>144739689KEK
>>144739690yeah but de plus is not dropping the climbers like sivakov and vine and not outsprinting guys like cortit should have been van gils for proper ice in the veins
There's no Spain at the front, they'll pull soon
>>144739680Yeah relying on a De Plus who has never won anything ever may not be a great idea
>>144739694will he be able to stay on the so-called "bike" until the end of the race?
blinked already
>>144739634that chase group got there pretty fast
>>144739710the crash in the TT was tactical to get the inevitable out of the way early
>>144739706can't take the movistar out of them
FIX THE FUCKING REGIE REEE SHOW THE PELOTON YOU RETARDS
>>144739706For who. Bilbao chute, Landa out, Castrillo done. It's already over
>>144739731Ayuso the betrayer ofc
Latvia and USA of all places
>Latvia pulling it backlmao
>>144739731aranburu dabber
>>144739735achooso has his balls in a vice held by pog
>>144739743and spain
Jazda Piotruś!
>>144739731Punished Mas Nicolau, a man denied his Vuelta 2nd place
Williams looking strong
pogacar blinked
can Lativia fuck off lol
Novak about to launch Pog.
Uh oh, if Novak is pas normal again it is OVER
>>144739743I think america is just clogging
Surely not a 100km solo
>>144739777as expected>>144739784im SQUEAKING
Novak can do 2 laps like that
>>144739793eens aan de boom schudden Michel
pogi looks sick, burned all his matches already, it's over
>>144739786Just like their arteries lmao
Meintjes on the last wheel
berbor
Novak is such a doped up fucker
I am feeling #Radsportsbegeistrung
Bertacek suffering at the back he will soon join us here again
where’s pidcock? unlucky?
>>144739810Strange misspelling of "Jonas", only the vowels are correct
>Novak
asgreen with the stoner smile
KELDERGOD
Quinn, Quinning
ATTAQUE DER DÄNISCHEN DROGENTEUFEL
Attaque du Simmons
IMAGINE Quinny lad winning with the moustache he has todaywould be the funniest shit ever
Grégoire
Kino starts now
>Roglic pullingmy god he's launching
wtf was that attack from Assmandid fucking nothing
ATTAQUE DE TADEJ POGACAR
Roglic working...The fuck is happening.
Isn't this all a bit too early?
ATTAQUE
Attaque du Pogacar!
ATTACQUE POGACAR
Dopeur is back
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
>primoz>pullingWhat?
It's over bros
>Pogi 100km soloi cant take it anymore.........i have had fucking enough
>100.6 km
>Grug>Memcolol
>rogljič
if he pulls this off I'm going to start doping myself
Surely this is impossible
Quinn it's over, Bagioli is on Lombardy form
cam on remking
WAAR IS W*UT WAAR IS GRUG
>More than two hours to go>Result already in Nice sport you have there. This is below f1 tier.
Lovely bit of motopacing for the absolute boy
Remco looks like shit. It's over
100km pogi solo incoming, absolutely based
shut the fuck up karl you blind retard
Suddenly, Bagioli is back
memco can't believe it kek
Hi Berts
remco...
He’s rewriting the rules of cycling
i'm a little surprised pogacar goes so big this early
>>144739888but he's not solo
They're all still there though
>>144739892Hello Finnbert
alright i need Remco and Grug to stop slurping semen
Poor Bagioli
They're gonna panic and then G2 syndrome themselves.
staat daar nog wel 98 km rechts bovenaan michel
if pogi reaches tratnik it might actually be over
This seems stupid, but it's pogi so who knows
pogwinslol
Lots of Malta runners at the front
Everytime I see or think of MVDP I want to go to canoyn.com and purchase a bike
>pedalton slurping with Pogi out fronti can't fucking take itdid the sheik pay off the entire peloton or what?
even with tratnik this seems so hard lol
Dit kan NIET michel. Dit klopt NIET
belgian commentators talking about pas normal
Smart by pogi, he fears the lipobeast
Any second now he'll be missing the Strade matches
Tis niet te doen Michel. Tis. Niet. Te. Doen. Ohohohohhh
>>144739937good...good buy our bikes
>>144739899where's this imaginary rider then?
is memco not even going to try? what about GRUG? surely their teams could work together to pull it back
TRATNIK IS WAITINGthe race is over
>>144739954he dropped after 100 chud
this just seems stupidwhy didnt he just wait for the second last climb
How does Tratnik know this without communication
Holy kino
How did Tratnik know???
How did he know to wait
gg
>>144739961and now he has fatnik with him lol>>144739968was revealed to him in a dream last night
>>144739968telepathic connection
fuck you TratnikFUCK YOU
>>144739968they just passed the feedzone bert
Pog can't race without his UAE handlers in his ear.
>>144739968>>144739972>>144739973Clearly he was told in the feed zone
>>144739968>>144739972>>144739973From people in the feed zone or other spots along the route
>>144739973>>144739972>>144739968>Cyclist shows basic level of intelligence>Berts immediately get confused
It's so stupid it's actually kind of kino.
Ian Trattenwich
Belgium will do the needfull and close down the satan
A minute. It's Remcover
>>144739988>>144739989what's the fucking point in banning radios then
Roglic wheelsucks to a WC.I have seen it.
>>144739997remco is better off going full gas with crampy to reach that front group
>Yung Trætnik
Roglic should have attacked instead of Pogi herewould have been smarter
His helmet keeps fitting worse and worse the longer the race progresses
>>144740013crampy is dead allready
Wout would have been able to follow pogi's wheel
>>144740010inshallah
>>144739968The same way as happens in amateur races, people alongside the route relaying information.
>>144739952Already bought one, gonna buy a road bike next year from canyon.com
>>144740028it's over
Squeavakov, Vine and Rui Oliveira are all UAE. Will they work for Pog
>>144740010He is in the best position for himself, sucking Remco's without having to work for Pogacar. This is honestly as good of a scenario as it could be for him.
>>144740039ofcthose riders have 0 integrity
>>144740024Is that Dillier? What the fuck is wrong with this guy
>>144740039france always works for teammates
>>144740039it would be litteraly over
wtf did I just witness? How is this even possible. Pogi just rode up like it was nothing. I think I can go home now.
imagine...chute d pogi
>>144740050what integrity? ride for a team that they ride 1-2 times a year and then once every 4 years or a team that actually pays their salary? lmao
gm BertsIs it already over?
>>144740066imagine chute brutale off a cliff for pogi
pas normalI will personally raid the UAE bus if he keeps getting away with this
>>144740031How 2022 Wout didn't win a single monument or wc is beyond me
UAE boys about to work for Pogi. They just have that ultimate team spirit where they all like eachother
>you can ride now
it's OVER
hehehe
only hope now is him bonking
Pog did 80km in Strade idk why anyone would doubt 100k now.>>144739987>uae has actually been effective in holding him back
Vine, Sivakov and Oliveira finna ride their dang socks off
>pogacarwinslolwhen will this pantani-tier junkie finally recieve justice
>>144740103El Rato
thank god for belgium
WAAR IS MEMCO KEK
>>144740132Vine rides for the dollar so this is defintely true, bonus from the sheikh Oliveira has no chance anyway another bonus
These assholes are going too slow for Pog
lmao, is Pog for real
>>144740123because this is the WC and not Strade mickey mouse race
>>144740143yes well there goes our team for the final laps
le doesn't even need slipstream man
Pogacar probably not a great poker player
Sivasqueak being a real wanker right nowwhat a spineless fucker
>>144740182calm down bert he won't pull
could this be a distraction move for a late roglic attack?
Sitting at me mom, weird with no kot to pet but I see I am missing nothing.Fuck pogicaca, Lance him asap.
>>144740143rare post
surely he'll be allowed to ride spring classics if he's in stripes
>>144740174who needs tactics when you got the watts
>>144740164Smaller team sizes and greater attrition in WC, one would think theres less of a chance to bring Pog back.>>144740174maybe something like whack-a-mole would be his game of choice
>>144740186>attackhe can bank on the sprint at this pace
pogacar wollongong’d the peleton
>>144740143
>>144740206if only cavagna could give a pull
>>144740197it's true though, tratnik is holding his 520W FTP back
They'll get caught
>>144740202big nations that matter still have 7-8 ridersnot that much difference
I shouldn't have doubted pog and hedged my bet with grug
>>144740186expect a brutal 50m uphill sprint attack by roglic here
>>144740202>Smaller team sizeswrongmultiple teams here with 8 riders and Netherlands got 9teams at Strade were limited to 7 riders
Guillermo Thomas SILVA spotted! Still in the group
I really hope pogi winshis haters all sound like huge losers ngl
potjekar
>>144740236kinoi cant wait for it
>zoomer dnf
Campenaerts is gone, dead
good to see that the break refuses to work with Pogi
Grug looks ready to smash
They're going to lunch it like mad men
>>144740278doesn't matter, they're at the steep part and will get dropped right nowNovak hiding in the bushes for the last lap
>>144740280
>>144740284speaking of, time for lunch
lost half the time already, great tactics
first time in many many races where Mads has done nothing but slurp semen
the rare belgium netherlands alliance
Tratnik MORTE
lel Pog does a completely idiotic move and everyone salivates about his genius. What a dumb waste of matches.
WE GAAN
Pogacar loses the race now
>>144740303great Benelux alliance to bring down the satan
Technically could roglic wait to get lapped by pogi to pull him?
>trying to follow on his wheelthey never learn
I am not sure Bart Lemmen can close this gap on Tadej Pogacar
>>144740318No lapped riders are auto DNFd
Sivakov and Pogacar!
LET'S GO KEVIN LET'S RIDE THIS TRAIN FOR A BRONZE
jose going nuts keeps coaching haha
Lel he just waits for Sivakov
Pogi waiting for his buddy buddy siva so siva can get a free medal
>>144740334she could coach my nut, if you catch my going
Pogacar using the WC to flex
>>144740334and karl just parroting and spouting nonsense
lmao did that say Pogi-kun on the road
77 is the new 10km to go attack zone, right?
POG WAITING LMAO THEY ARE NOT EVEN HIDING IT
>>144740231>>144740246Yes there are some large teams but cohesion is generally better with the trade teams then national teams. Currently we can see, the chase has been disorganized despite big teams like Belgium and the Netherlands being - you would assume - very motivated to bring Pog back.
Is it really already over?
thats enough for me boys
If you're Squaekakov and der Pogmeister says "Let's get you a Silver medal, son!" what do you do? Do you ride with him?
>fake time gaps
>>144740318>When the finish is on a circuit, riders may help one another where permitted only if they have covered the same distance in the race.
>>144740363its more disorganized because of no radios
>>144740348Flexing his lack of race sense.
>Wellens fake pacing>McNulty blockingIt's all coming together
Lellens on the wheel of the moto, it's not over yet
lelgium getting visibly mad
Grug smash on the last lap confirmed, it's over for the little ADHD boy
>>144740368probably ride, like madouas with remco in the olympics
never again will i shittalk the Belgium team
>>144740363If it's disorganized why is pogo not pulling away?
>>144740368of couse you ride. 2nd is best case scenario for him
what's the point of waiting for sivakov if he's not pulling anyway? is Poh going to gift it?
>>144740390>swiss time keeping
why do sivaque's custom made bib bottoms still say UAE?
>back from me ride>race already decidedor is it?
>>144740398he will pull on the flat
pogwinsagainlol
>>144740377so? he is still gonna win
belgian commentators in absolute despairreminded again that power rules all and the weak should fear the strong
>>144740403Pogi will pay for burning all those matches during the season, inshallah
>>144740405Yeah but too slow, he is already dead. Pog should just go
kek pogi going z2 not to drop pavel
pogi holding back to bring Siva kek
Which grupo is Remco and Grug?
>YAWNI'm up, what have I missed?
jonas is watching tadej burning these matches
>G2 +0:49>G3 +0:50>G4 +0:50
>>144740417matches were burned
Mollema shadowing Remco, medal incoming!
I dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
major panic in the sporza studio
>>144740414I now remember pogacar's Z2 is 340W at 150bpm
surely Remco and Grug should feel more freshthey have not done a single turn on the front yet
Benoot: dead. Surely Memco's going to have to go alone at some point soon
Poga is more of a "just pedal harder"- grug than grug
>van gils last teamatelmao this is total disaster for belgium
Benoot did nothing at all
>Van Gils pulling like a madmanSuch a shame, he could realistically do like Segaert and trick the other favorites for Bronze
>50 seconds now
>>144740435yes they have been saving matcheshuge fight for the real winner of the race
van gils is totally cooked
not even an opportunity for a proper benny hill retard attack yet
lelgium dying at the front can't even bring a Z2 pog back
>>144740436There he goes
Why the FUCK isn't Roglic riding in the group?t. Dutch women's cyclist
CAM ON REMCOOOOOO
Attaque de Remco Evenepoel
Remco?
MEMCO GOES
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE REMCO EVENEPOEL
>>144740436ik ook , benood dood, wat nou?
>Remco did not go clearlol its overthey are gonna slurp now
grug getting virtually 0 draft behind memco lmao
G2 slurp?
ATTAQUE DE EVENPOEL
nice attack buddy
very weak from Remco, c'est fini
what was that supposed to be lol?
That was dumb by Remco
Van der poel in order michel
SLUUUUUUURP
SLUUUUUUUUUUURPPP by the coward jorgenson and the wheelsucker grug
grug racing for second alreadyentire belgium team pulling and still losing time to the slovenianive seen enough
matches burnedremco 1grug 0also very smart by record to fake an attack on the feed zone lmao wtf
Needs to be Bauke and McNulty to ride now
lol lmao even
G2 slurp, time to go make a schnitzel instead
>it's a Remco attacks then immediately looks over his shoulder and stops episode
peloton neutralised by MEMCO lmao
>>144740488based
It's over lmao
danish santa claus spotted
Did they all miss the feeding zone?
The Dutch and the Americans need to take the tete now
Proper retard racing this.Love it.
Imagine if Michael Woods wins this
>>144740499yes, remco ruined the WC for G2 absolute lmao
All Mathieu has to do is look at Remco and he is of course never paying attention
>>144740512I'm very glad I don't have to
>>144740518thinkgen bout lambos and playing golf
grug and roglic chilling
Pogi went too early, he looked cooked. I think grug will win.
>>144740488But I think Vacek is there!
congrats to Pogiwins because the rest are retarded
This is more junior-tier than the junior races
free wc kappa
>>144740375>there can be no strategy without radios>riders need a radio to tell them to pull turns>>144740390conversely, if its organized why havent they pulled him back?many factors
Paul Sivaque, the most trusted domestique
>>144740530>why don't they just pedal harder?
Chessman DNF
Why did Pogo do this? bit risky innit. I hope he gets caught
>Have to pay my mortgage again in 2 days>Work expenses won't be reimbursed for at least another 15 daysTwo weeks of poverty coming up Bert-os
Why didn't they follow Pog's attack at 100k to go ?
Damn, knew I should have went with Adria
>>144740536he's riding for 2nd, would be stupid not to and bank on Fraudu or something
>>144740536that must be worth at least an year extension with the sheiks
grug should send his riders to the front and pull
>>144740546NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Weather wasn't great so instead of going outside I did a pleasant 3.5h rape. Good stuff, the dehumidifier helps with sweating. Lol at the race, if Pogi really does a 100km solo he's seriously going to feel it in his legs next season.
>>144740536A traitor on several levels. Very Russian.
>>144740547gambling on G2 being retarded. not the most risky bet to do
>remco aloneWhy is team Belgium so shit
>>144740552too busy slurping in the back
>>144740572they don't want to work for a manlet
>>144740572all those riders on the start list not looking so hot now
Wandahl gapping G2?
>>144740547Because belgium wasn't pulling and he didn't have a teamate left outside of rog
>>144740572we're the only reason why pogacar isn't 3 minutes ahead now
>>144740552It looked like they genuinely got caught off guard. Which is weird because, as soon as Novak was the last man and was pulling, everyone with two braincells knew what was going to happen.
>48 secondsjust kill me already
>>144740568the other option was just wait and blow them away with like 50km to go. which would almost be 100% guaranteed victory. now it's only like 80%
Romco gave up?
Getting real tired of Danish whining every time Pogi does anything desu
>>144740589>best rider in the world attaques>only way to get him back is to work together>evenepoel attaque, can't let him go because then belgium stops working>chaos ensues
why did remco ruin g2's feed. what a retarded manlet
>>144740568god, but he has figured it out hasn't he?He can beat any of these riders in a 100 km time trial, some of them even when relaying together. The rest have two big of egos and rivalries to help each other.Just pedal faster, for longer, and you win
face it, this race is missing wout
>>14474060650km to go grug wouldn't be caught off guard
Grug my son, follow his example and push the big watts to save cycling from the Slovenian menace
GRUGSMASH
>>144740615
Attaque du van der poel!
>>144740615Yes
>>144740622grug would be dropped like a stone same as everyone else.
Mathieu is op de afspraak José
>>144740615Wouldn't change much, it's missing benoot and wellens.
GRUG SMASH
once again it falls on Skujins to save cycling
just the thought of Pogi as WC makes me seethegod i hope he crashes off a cliff
ANOTHER POG SNOOZEFEST???please grug shut down this slovene dopeur
Wandahl?? That can't be right
>>144740634seeing his "attack" just now I have to agree, but that'd be a bet too, and who knows where the break would be with no one properly pulling after pogs team is dead
>>144740654The Bora juice is strong.
Tims Toms Skuijns still there
Last adjustment from HIRSCHI, GAUDU to ALAPHILLIPE, BILBAO went amazing.
>>144740654he is a good circuit rider for some reason
>>144740654He's the only Danish Boraboy, you're supposed to be able to identify all runners before the commentators tell you
>>144740649hahahahaha seeth more
>>144740649was jonas – dare I say it? – the good guy all along?
>>144740670I have no idea who that is and have never seen him at Bora
FINALLY remco and grug is working togheterfucking about time
Nice motopacing for Remco
look on the bright side berts, at least we will watch pogi become washed in a few years
Imagine if Siva steals this.
>>144740683At home with his newborn child.
And people say cycling is boring nowA WC like that would never happen in the 2010s
sivakov is holding back pogacar
>my only pick still at the front is pogacar
does pogi beat these frauds after a 100km tt?
>86km/h100% jesus
MWW
>>144740696this is boringPogi winning is boring, always has beenpeople have just psyopped themselfs into thinking its fun
Skjuins don't pull
>>144740684He's a domestique for the B-team mostly, but has the same rider profile as Adria and always has good results in national champs and circuit races like Canada
>>144740696period of Sky trains was the most boring in recent history
VDP working for mollema, smart man
i hate pogacar so muchdoped beyond all dopage
remco is a big fat BITCH
roglic?
Mads is back
Pro tip: Slurping loses the race
>>144740713Pogi is 40s ahead not 5 minutes
Even ONLEY is still there, why the FUCK am I misfiring this hard.
>>144740722you never watched Sky era
>>144740736Been gone since the last rampa.
ATTAQUE DE ANGLO-CELTIC ALLIANCE
gb and ireland working together to defeat the slovene
>>144740683Jonas is alright, a bit boring and one trick pony but alright, ROG, W*UT and the whole pissma management is shit
>>144740750unfortunately, I did
>>144740696The Berts cry out for a Costa WC
now this is podracing
DSQ Van der Poel
racing like this is the last lapsome of these guys are going to see stars in 30 km
dsq?
>>144740745pogi is doing a tt against like 30 people, also he wants to give sivakov a wheel to gift him a silver
DSQ for riding on a sidewalk
why are you tards acting like there isn't 60km left
ROGLABROS????
>>144740774because the tards we are watching are acting like there isn't 60km left
So they managed to gain a grand total of 0 seconds on the 27km lap
>>144740767Yellow card or some shit.
its like Grug and Remco has never raced against Pogi or watched Jonas race against himyou have to sit in his wheel constantly all race
Pogi doing easy temp while these retards are doing intervals
So only Mas for Spain
this is DQ if UCI will decide to be particularly pedantic about it
Mads out of nowhere
BIG MADS IS BACKTWINKS WILL GET MOGGEDWE'RE SO BACK BIG BOYS
M AD S
>>144740794send him back to jail
Skujins Will Win
FADS!
Mads spotted
>>144740794KWAB
>>144740790Thats probably why he went at the time he did because they werent expecting it from that far out so they werent there.
>>144740794you clearly have no idea how the UCI works
>>144740745again you psyop yourselfthe race was over the moment Remco attacked and did not go solo
>>144740794that lad in the blue got an unreal video
waar madouas?
>>144740794>nooo it's the UCI's fault if cycling is dangerous
waar Spain?waar Kirby?waar Kelly?waar Pidcog?
Remco SEETHING
memco seething at wheelslurping americans lel
manlet rage
lmao the manlet
Memco seething
what the fuck is remco expecting
lmao manlet rage
Remco is actual low IQ isn't he?
I'm not watching, is it actually already over?
>>144740821Lol
Seethco Seethenepoel
Remco is such a squeaking pussy
remco should just have followed Pogi lol
>Remseethe
Yeah Remco, I wonder why Jorgenson is not chasing a group with Vermaerke
NOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO COUNTER MY ATTAQUE
>remco wants americans to help him when amerimutts already have a person in chasehe's exposed to hell
what’s america doing riding against remco?
>>144740874Not even that, even following is not allowed
Sivakov PARCHEGGIO
>>144740880they have given up on gold
Aaaand it's over
Nice crowds while caca goes.
the sheikh thanks your service
Remco only pulling on flats when he only has to do 300w to pull because he is a tiny aero bitch and then whining at people doing the actual work
Imagine a 51km WC solo
If Remco can't close that on his own he may as well step off the bike
POG POG GOD POG GOD POG GOD GOD POG GOD
bye bye sivanpv goodluck on the 50km solo
nice moto pace there
Remco sulking at the back like a child
>friendship ended with Pavel. now moto is my best friend
I've seen enough, Pog wins this
PogGOAT
>imagine not being glued to the favorite's wheel the entire raceare they actually retarded?
Onley has been good recently, but I didn't expect him to be this good in a race this long
RAID THE FUCKING UAE BUS I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
>>144740894It's basically been 100km
siva diesgap goes up 7seclol lmao even
I hate pogacar so much
when does the beer throwing and booing start
that child almost ended pogacar's career right there
>pindos merda
Hopefully Benoît HEALÉE gets a silver for his efforts
lame ass squeakers can take a hike
Attaque du Van der Poel!
>>144740913He has still got space to falter, didn't pick him because of that.
GRUG
Vacek pretty impressive
I hate remco so much. you don't see pogacar throw hissy fits when rival teams don't work for him.
waar Rogla
CAM ON OSCAR
>>144740912You would think secondary favorites like MvdP and Remco had been told to sit on Pogi's wheel all day. That would be their only chance.
I feel like a lot of these guys are going to feel the hammer next lapmight be some nobodies that suddenly appear out the back like RVV
>still 50km to goLmao
reminder that remco ruined the feed zone for G2
>G122 T. Pogacar57 P. Sivakov>G2 +40"60 O. Onley124 B. Healy144 T. Skujins>G3 +52"1 M. van der Poel49 F. Wandahl86 K. Vermaerke96 T.H. Johannessen>G4 +1'02"6 B. Mollema10 R. Evenepoel32 E. Mas47 M. Pedersen53 D. Gaudu67 J. Hindley69 B. O'Connor75 M. Hirschi80 M. Jorgenson85 Q. Simmons95 M. Hoelgaard136 M. Vacek>G5 +1'24"28 J. Ayuso36 G. Ciccone46 M. Cort54 R. Gregoire55 V. Madouas61 T. Pidcock64 A. Yates81 B. McNulty84 M. Sheffield101 F. Lipowitz119 N. Oliveira122 A. Vlasov126 A. Ryan130 F. Grossschartner158 A. Valter
what the fuck this is ridiculous
I will remind you all that grug and skjuins were happy to pull with remco but the manlet decided to seethe at the others.
>>144740926we're not in belgium, so never
>>144740957yeah there is always a filter at like 230-240km
camon grugdo some smashing like never before
where are all the Italian losers? embarrassing performance.
Skujins is really not normal
>>144740982Don't call your guys losers Bert.
Imagine having your race strategy be "Hope Pogacar slows down"KWAB
sivakov going backwards to collect his pay
Skuijns absolutely insane
Knew Remco is not looking good before but I caved in again. Next season no listen to any Berts.
>>144740989haha, because their flags are similar?
>>144740987Pretty normal for skujins t b h
sneed zone
they love giving tadej moto pace
>>144740982Italian cycling is deader than ever
Luv Skujins Luv Healy
>>144740987red=fast
>>144740982Who do they even have for a race like this? Tiberi?
Now all he has to do is hold 360 watts for the last 50km. Should be doable
>>144741021More dakka in legs.
>>144741024Ciccone maybe?
>>144740992Better than having your strategy be "hope the doping tests can't catch this compound yet".
alright time to play some vidyacongrats to the satan hope he breaks a collarbone soon
>>144741024Ciconne. Bettiol decided to skip it but should have been for him
Gravity working against Mads
>>144741024Bagioli should be good on a hilly circuit. He always does well in Barcelona and was exceptional in Lombardy last year
>>144741028didn't he just said his Z2 is 340absolutely brutal
>>144741048lol fuck off and cry more
>>144741048
>>144740964skuijns baited mathje since he dropped him
Please grug, save cycling somehow
>45km to go>Everybody dead
>>144741059Amen
>>144741044>>144741049Wouldn't say he's done anything this season that would imply a good performance today.
Time gaps acting weird
>>144741059>>144741060
He dropped the feed
>>144741061not really drop but grug missed a split
I think Tadej Pogacar may have a decent chance to become world champion
Thought Hirschi would be more lively. Maybe saving his matches for the last lap
>>144741073the viewer is definitely taking L’s today
Dangerous miss
>>144741073not good advertising for switch watches
Evenepoel closing the gap
Mauro CUIJLITS wins in France
How many of them will just park next time they cross the line?
heh my boy bardet is there, knew he'd show up at the higher km marksglad I didn't abandon him in his final WC
Just imagine if it was raining
>>144741045the hypocrisy of a dane posting this
>>144741084Hirschi only destroys everyone in the Italian 1.1 races
what's your ideal 2025 calendar for pogi in rainbow stripes?
WHERE'S SOME DECENCY
>>144741126you think he looked this up to beat it? wouldn't surprise me
>>144741127SanremoRoubaix
>>144741127I hope he copies Hirschi's 2024 schedule and let others ride for the big races so they are more fun to watch.
FUCK THIS CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT
pog needs to get the 1min gap so his team car comes hes clearly missing his drink
>>144741127PNMSRE3RVVRoubaixAmstelFleche wallonneLBLDauphinéTourVueltaWCLombardie
>>144741152Teamcar is in now, it's over
>>144741152car just passed skujins, it's over
>>144741139Clearly not, or he wouldn't have wanted to ride with Sivakov.
Dopacar has done the last 30 km on a flat tire
>>144741139If he did he would not have waited for Sivakov. I guess he will end up at 3rd place.
did pog miss his final bidon
We know know what happens when pogi doesn't get his sugar drink. Bonk incoming.
>argghghgh grug save usdrop this recurring fantasy, it's simply not going to happen
Czech commentators already crowning VACEK the World Champion if DOPACHAR gets caught
Adria in groupe 3?? Get the fuck out of here
>>144741126Based Baldini
Can Mads still somehow podium?
He needs the tapentadol bidon
>>144741127Vermarc classicBinche Chimay BincheGP DenainGP SamynGP WallonieGP Monsere
>>144741184why not he's a good classics puncher type
bidonbros...
>>144741180Caught in the race or *caught* caught
>>144741180Congratulations on the moral 2nd place (Wout gets moral victory since he would have won if he hadn't crashed).
>>144741186The strongest alliance (besides slovakia and france)
Gianetti handing off pure distilled EPO and masking gels
>>144741195Don't forget Gullegem Koerse
>>144741186sovl
>>144741204Caught in the race>>144741205They should have W*ut hand the medals on the podium
>>144741195and druivenkoers
elite dnf
Matteo missing
>pogacarwinsLOLnice sport you've got there
>>144741186Coppi & Bartali
requesting a dog in pogs wheel
>>144741180Guys are smoking some serious hopium material to the level that I am considering switching to Eurosport
>>144741233good
Pretty stupid from remco. Sure he's going to win but he still has lombardia in a 2 weeks. Surely he'll feel the matches then
Pogacar mindbreaks them
>>144741249dog doesnt deserve it a womoid please
>>144741270Pogi*
Robbed once again of a real Pog vs Remco 1v1 in a big one day race
>>144741270shut up goydonck
>>144741270Who cares about Lombardia lol
>>144741284have sex
>>144741263They are always bad, but today they are on new levelGood old Straka on Eurosport for the rescue
>>144741270>wins Lombardia with 90km solo attack>s-surely he'll feel the matches when training in off-season
ben o'goober is riding a good season for all that the shit he gets
mmmm creamy pints
Yes hello I am here when is the strade-effect going to kick in??
>>144741298Preferably with consent
>>144741270???Who cares about lombardia when you make history/get to be the world champ?Assuming you mean pogi, he's only rode pace for 50 km now. Everyone else is burning matches
>>144741309i can't stand this drunk mick but he at least does something in most races he's in
if pogacar wins lombardia doesn't he ride the best season ever, including those merckx season against chainsmokers
>>144741309Too bad he is switching from a team on the rise to the shitters at Jayco.
>>144741270>that 80km solo in strade will surely catch up to him now
I really hope Skujins podiums
>>144741333Already is if he wins now
>>144741333Yes without a doubt
>>144741270Strade matches will hit any day now
Shimano car working hard today
What is all this "if he wins lombardia?" Who is going to beat him?
We already understood is was ten times the rider MVDP is when he lapped him on his home terrain
>>144741298sure, your mother free tonight?
>Primoz ROGLIC
>>144741362Lafay possibly
>>144741333Yeah lmao
Listen Pogacar will win Lombardia with a long ass solo just like that and nobody will be able to stop him and you all know it
>>144741362Rogla is saving himself
>>144741378last year he held them off with literal visible cramps, don't even know why people doubt
>>144741363Yes, he's the goat
>>144741362He won't have tratnik to lead him like he did today
sluuuuuuuuuuuurp
>>144741389He was sick last year during lombardia
>>144741386Just like last year?
>>144741389>ynr them showing the chase group watts at 180w for the front runner multiple timesg2 syndrome was ON to be honest
>>144741363
>>144741411Most likely
>>144741375Merckx era squeaking must have been insane
>>144741422Heroic shit, brings tears to my eyes
>we have seen him do things that hasn't been done one quarter of a century Eh, that's a sketchy way to put it.
>>144741367lets not pretend like women dont scare you shitless
>>144741428He was punched by a spectator in the Tour 1975
They should honestly just skip the final lap
We now remember that 2024 Pogacar was stronger than Armstrong, Ulle or Pantani have ever been
question to /biathlon/ dwellers, JTB or Pogi?
>>144741375looking up their point system and what the fuck is the 9th monument Cuca Cocoa Cup?
>>144741444Deserved to be honest
>>144741444Thevenet paid the Marseillaise mob to handle Merckx
>>144741422That 23 Tour of Flanders is when I understood Pog was the best rider in the history of the sport. Now we just need him to beef up and win 2 or 3 P-Rs
PogiwinslolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzG3 should be able to do something, but they won't
>>144741454Bjoerndalen.
>>144741455kek that's a very british race name
>>144741466G3 is waiting for G2 to blow up on the rampa and then chaos
I like benny hill and skujins because they do something. I don't like the rest because they do not do something
>>144741455Ran for 5 years in the 1890's, apparently was as big a deal as Liege back then. I don't buy it if that were true 14/15 podium finishers wouldn't be British.>Jørgen HANSEN PETERSENFucking pick a lane son
compared to last year's finale this will be extremely lame
>>144741452combined lmao
unfortunately, as feared, the men's race isn't nearly as fun to watch as the women's race was
The fuck I thought Bardet retired and resigned himself to making occasional videos with SAFA Brian
>>144741455>five years of 24h of of cycling in circles on a track 130 years ago>yep thats a monument alrightproper retards
Ok I’ll say it Terrible season of cycling except when Pogacar and VDP are offcycling
>>144741492that's right
>>144741508Never is
>>144741508men can't help but slurp its true
>>144741508Last tour's race for 2nd will be fun
>>144741506>>144741508Pog ruins races
fresh off the twitter press
>>144741508MU race was the most fun
i like pogi...
>>144741542I'm a day one Pogiboy since 2019
>>144741534Z2 was a mistakebald fraud will be burnt at the stake
>>144741508Womenbros humbling menbros once again
>>144741561The man that cost Pogi 2 Tours
big belly pogi
mouchads won
>grug can't even catch G2 with a team matewhat does he do again
Looks like 5 runners in top 30 for my veloteam
>>144741561Pog said he loves doing Z2
>>144741556did he die?
>>144741556Ala? :(
>>144741556F
at least Pogafaggot isn't riding UCI GRAVEL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS
>>144741596he also said his Z2 is at 150bpm
>>144741556allahflip always has the most comical crashes
>>144741596Yes and that only means the bald fraud's done some lasting damage
wild idea: it's not pogs fault that MEMCO and grug are retarded
Skujins peaking at 33
SKUJINS PAS NORMALHIRSCHI PAS NORMAL
HER/SHE GOES
Raid Skujins home
Pogacar could have won vuelta too
1. Pogi2. Skujins3. HirschiBest possible podium?
>>144741619Actually not even particularly high since his HRmax is 204 or whatever he said and used to be 214
>>144741538attaque du hirschi!
>>144741638in Z2, tops
>>144741638It's a shit race
GREAT idea to change out Hirschi for Jorgenson
wow Hershey
PHHUUOOOAWWW HIRSCHI PAS NORMAL
>>144741638Yeah but then this WC wasn't a guaranteed win
>>144741638yes he could've won the vuelta, did this solo today and won lombadia but he's showing decency
ACTIVE THE DOMESTIQUES
>>144741660>Yeah but then this WC wasn't a guaranteed win
>>144741638He wanted to do the triple grand tour season while searing the WC jersey.
15 seconds gone or is it the Swiss timekeeping?
a 22km hirschi solo would have been insane back in the daynow we look at it like it's nothing
Padun wouldve won this
>>144741655Several people were trying to psyop yesterday about adjusting Hershe outBut I am strong and didn't fall for it
G2 resurgence
Skujins gonna pull Pog back now, then murder him in the sprint.
fucking hell, bauke mollema has done an end of career training trip to columbia
>foot berbor
Adria good race
>sloveniawins
It's not over yet
Veloman should just make a 0 point permanent spot for Pogacar in everyone's team since you're forced to take him anyway
>>144741693Old man strength
Hirschi deserves the podium desu
who is the british commentator that is a mega faggot?he's like a younger british version of phil ligget
HE'S FEELING THAT STRADE SOLO
Pogi fading a little bit
IT'S NOT OVER
>>144741712McCrossan?
imagine if pogi chokes this lmao
Pog losing time
>>144741722he's faking ithe's gonna try to make it look legit
COME ON HRISCHIPUSH SOME FUCKING WATTS
KRAAAAAAAAK?!
Hirschi is in orde
>>144741712Hard to say, all British commentators are braindead.
Hirschi dead lol whoops
skujins is a monster always in long races, he's the opposite of a distancelet
B-bros...
Imagine how exciting this would be if Pog weren't a minute ahead
the time keeping is atrocious
ATTAQUE CONVENTIONALE GRUG
>>144741693>end of careerThis grandpa already extended his contract with Trek. He might ride into his 40s.
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE DE ENRIC MAS
MAS??
rare MAS attack
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS VAMOOOOOOOOS
Attaque du Mas!
Crowd is bigger than it was
>>144741748Why is this dude never leader in trek?
Attaque de... Mas?!
I want to just mention that why I am furious about my veloteam and adjustments of a retard who believes what people write on a basketweaving forum - I am tinking about our poor Danebert who is messed up beyond measure and I hope year 2024 means he can hope for a full recovery from what would be a sure wheelchair life and death from pneumonia at 45.
VAMOS MAS
VENGA VENGA VENGA
>>144741762He's Valverdemaxxing
LIVE MAS
ENRIQUE MAS WORLD CHAMPION
>>144741776because they have Mads
alright remking you better fucking go now you're lagging behind MAS this is a bad look
>>144741786I can't even grasp how sovl this would be
According to my stopwatch the gaps are accurate
>>144741796he's dead, he's gone
>>144741796I think his gas has run out
YOU MESSED UP MY DRUGS MAURO
>get an ounce of hope>immediately start attacking each other
>>144741807>>144741809my bad
Pogi is dead
Somehow remking has returned
Attaque du Evenepoel!
T zegt nog wel 18.5km linksboven he Michel
grug and remco linked up, cam on boys
>>144741815our bad lol
>>144741776Because he never wins.
By God if Remco wins it's the greatest race of all time
not very good race this one
Burned matches bros?
>>144741829
>>144741826need it
40 seconds...... Pog is cooked
HEALY back?!
>>144741815my bad
the only thing worse than a Pog win would be a Remco win
I'm so nervous bros
remco seethe about motopacing kek
very good race this one
Wow Pogi is actually blowing up a tad, lost 20 seconds.
In Germany we would say:Pogi was visited by the man with the hammer
>>144741845he's been there
>>144741848what's wrong with a Remseethe win?
Three agains three: Mathieu Remco and O'Connor vs Hirschi Mas and the moto
holy shit if he actually blows this because he couldn't wait till 70km or something it might be a cataclysmic kwabbening
Imagine if they catch him now
G2 PUTTING SERIOUS HAMMER DOWN POOGASHART CRACKING
My heart is fucking beating fast brother berts
>>144741867yeah, but Skuijns dropped him for a while
>>144741869literally the worst possible winner
we need leo van vliet
bros they are no longer gaining
>they start slurping againcome on man
>>144741893in our darkest hour...
pog is faking itgap is going back uphe holds this at 30 seconds its all theater
consider this:Benno Kontor world champion
>start to slurp
>G2s chances are on Enric Mas' shouldersYeah it's over gg
>>144741887Me too brothaThis is great racing
>>144741895>Trusting swish timekeeping
>>144741896the moto told them to slow down they were going against the script
JUST FUCKING WORK TOGETHER YOU G2 CUNTSDONT LOOK AT EACHOTHER WHO CAN SAVE MATCHES FOR SILVER AAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHH
It's g2 syndrome I swear
The chase group is working against themselves, good for Pogi
HIRSCHIIRSCHI
grug attack on that hill behrens went and he gets an easy silver
It is pretty crazy how Mathieu is still with these guys and looking strong. Then he can win LBL and Lombardia too
remember when you thought he was losing time?
it's downhill soon anyway. no way they catch him
I'm adjusting my personal favourite to the current mood and majority of posters in this threadOf course i always cheer for the most hated one
What's the point of saving energy here? Nobody gives a fuck about who places second and third in a World's
>>144741931if pogacar didnt exist definitely
it has to happen now
>>144741931Grug going skelly and Pog bulking to finish their Monument set
>>144741943Yes they do. A Bronze medal is worth more than a podium at a monument
>>144741931if they do another phil gilbert lombardia route maybe any long climb and they end him
>>144741947What
>>144741932yeah it was 4 minutes ago
>>144741960it
>>144741943They get metal and a podium cheer
mommy foot birbirs never crack. supple and moist chads keep winning
More like Ben Wheelsucky
>>144741971Him and Skujins are allowed to slurp
How come pog can have a team car telling him shit
LOOKING BACK. THAT'S A BAD SIGN
>>144741943in WC and Olympic races you get consolation prizes where most other races just let you stand on a podium
neutral car going away must be stressing
>>144741970i need to sniff her fucking shithole
Fantastic that we actually have a race now. Although I'm still doubtful they will catch him, should gain time on the descent and then I assume the group behind will begin to play games.
Tis wel nen speciale he Michel
>ynr
Pogi losing may be a blessing in disguise. Kepes him hungry (no pun intended)
And Berts were complaining that this was boring
>>144741976>Hirschi, Grug and Remco do all the work>OCoomer winsWorst possible timeline Mas or SKUJIŅŠ or Healy would be acceptable I guess yeah
AND THERE COMES VINGEGAARD RASMUSSEN OUT THE BACK? MY GOD HE'S DOING IT
gap is steadying/growing
Stop looking back, your gonna win Pogi
Squééééééééééáááááááááák
Die motor moet daar WEG michel
Gap won't go below 30 seconds I'm calling it.
Pogi got this
He's got this
>>144742048bold prediction if he celebrates at the endI'll take you on on that
What if a Swiss fan just punches Pogi in the face, and launches him off his bike
pogiwinslol
This is Pogacar's best victory
Okay gaining now. It is over
Evil wins again>>144742054
pogacar WC
Wait they're already there? Was that really 50 seconds?
>>144742069Luv 2 b Evil
somewhere 7 minutes behind, sivakov is smiling
less than 10km to go until the finish
EPO kicking in
This is the effect of the final bidon
9.0 kmLead: 0:47
>the gap is growing
CAM ON
GRUG GRUG GRUG
Remco CRACK'D
>>144742078Got the call from lappartien
Disgrace
3% gambled and lost
All things considered really amazing how grug was on that course desu
We iz WC now bros
remc-ACK
>think its g2 syndrome>runners keep crackinghmpf
MEMCO PARCHEGGIO
CAM ON TOMSCAM ON MARC
GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG GRUG
BUT HERE COMES CHRIS FROOME
You have to appreciate a bit of drama, even if it was never going to amount to anything it allowed us to feel for a few brief km
berts who hate pogi:>danes >brits>germans >americans can anyone cross reference with schizo posting and shit posting?
>>144742103imagine the seethe to not pick him
Blessed Pogi giving us a little show
Where does this season rank amongst the greats? Is Pog even in top 5? First five being all Merckx btw
>>144742124I am the biggest Pogiboy in the whole of /cyc/ please make a note of that
>>144742124what german hates pogi oyu shitskin
>>144742124I dont hate him.
inb4 DQ for illegal hand positionand grug DQ for that sidewalk maneuver
>>144742124I don't hate Pogi
Mou was right
>>144742124there's also 1 portuguese poster who hates pog and for some reason also Almeida so you're in there with us even if he's not here right now
"Pogi just ease up for a km or two, trust me, you'll make it more dramatic. Act tired"
>>144742152How come he always is
Ok, who gets silver
>>144742088mommy has an elegant profile
HIRSCHIHIRSCHIHIRSCHI
>>144742167Ben Hilly
>>144742167Probably van der Poel or Hirschi
>>144742145When is the first CX wout?
>>144742167Hirschi
love pogi simple as. no reason to watch this semen slurping sport otherwise
BEN HEALY
Hershey showing that 2020 strength
RAID UAE NOW
1. Pogi2. Ben Hilly3. MASscreenshot this
>>144742124seems correct
Remspoor Evenepoep KWAB of the day
>Healy better than memecoAs it should be.
remcoverremcowari daremco 'im gone im dead' evenepoel
270km is no joke
4.5 kmLead: 0:46
Skelly VDP is better than Van Aert on this kind of course
Grug pretty strong, because the race started from way way back
Skujiņš is my personal winner of this race
remco with a Segaert flyer from the back, trust the plan
Skujins deserves the silver.
Can't wait for the Remco post race interview.
>>144742206the americans didn't work for him, how do you expect him to win?
>O'Connor and Mas fighting for Gold on a circuit raceVery bizarre
great from BOC
Skujins absolute pas normal
>50km to goHe's down to 39 seconds!>40kmAnd the gap has FALLEN to 39 seconds!>30kmIncredible, the gap is falling fast. Only 39 Seconds!>20kmPogacar is fading!! only 39 seconds now, they'll see him soon>10kmSuch drama! Such excitement! 39 seconds the gap>5km to goWow, what a race it's been
Do they even know Pogacar is in front?
>>144742222I wonder who will have a heart attack because of this race
So how long was his solo actually?
>>144742240Who are you quoting?
>>144742133pogi is racing against arguably one of the most talented generations in decades for one day races, plus everyone actually preparesI dunno, I'm glad we get to witness this first hand
POGACHAD
Did you know Ben Healy isn't even Irish, was born in England the bastard
remco and grug kinda attack sort ofattack-ish
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
>>14474225151
>Puppy paws
>>144742240ye hate the fake enthusiasm from the English commentatorsthis is the punishment for being poor and having to use tiz
>>144742133It's number 1, not even close
So Mads chads really have to wait until 2029?
>>144742233>gold
Healy is such a racist. All he knows is attack
Remco completely dead
>>144742133even if he finishes 5th in lombardia this will be the best season ever
>>144742276Masterpiece
>>144742278they do indeed get a gold medal at the end
>>144742276great image, do you mind if I save it?
Lmao Benjamin O'Connor
Can't wait to see UAE fuck the WC jersey up
pas normal :(this shit is pharmstrong all over again
>>144742133At this point only the most stubborn boomers would argue that Merckx was better than Pogi.
POGINATOR
im not watching award ceremony fuck this gay shit
cringe reddit pog celebration incoming
pogi not even tired
pas normal desu
>>144742302kek imagine a tiny rainbow rectangle in the middle and nothing else
wikipedia moves quick lmao
>Squeak status: I do
bro didnt even cry winning the tour
Ok, the real race starts now
should have ridden the vuelta
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fucking hell i adjusted and removed boc
what the fuck they just gave it to o'gooner
Pogwinslol
>O'Coomerlame
O'coomer silver.Lel wtf.
>>144742309bro it's a million times worse and you have to be a complete brainlet to enjoy this dogshit
B O COC
lmao I had O'Connor on my team
>O'Connor hahahahahahahaha
TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM TOM
VINGEGAARD would have won easily if he was thereA gigantic asterix next to this LAME raceAnd lol, O'Kwakker second, this race NEVER happened
Adjusted O'Connor out, and now he does something, fuck
>>144742302Am I imagining this or is the WC jersey more strictly regulated? Even movistar didn't mess up the WC jersey too much for BalaTruly I do not like O'Connor but this is impressive.
Happy for O'Connor at least. What a shame he leaves AG2R.
I kneelBeste man in koers today, in my opinion
thats basically gold as far as Im concerned
O'coomer pulled a segaert, at least grug takes 3rd but skujins would've deserved that more
holy based o'coomer
they just gifted O'Coomer silver just like that. retards
I picked Hindley instead of O'Coomer lol
>1>4>6
>>144742124hes my boy
I can't decide if it's boring or kino
everyone absolutely destroyed pogacar breathing out of his nose like always
LMAOMvDP DEAD while PogaChud totally fresh.320-340 Watts Z2 is surely an understatement in his interview.
>Quinn Simmons best American in 9th
lame
EASIEST BET OF MY LIFE NEVER DOUBTED POG FOR A SECOND
>>144742376Grug closed 5 gaps then said stop lmao
how do they let ocoomer go like that lmao
>>144742384it's kino
Pogacar looks happy
>>144742323First rider to do it clean.
BARDET TOP TEN
>>144742384it's impressive but very boring
remco seething
T R I P L E C R O W NRIPLECROWN
>6h27'30"
poor little remking
>>144742410kek
>>144742384100km attack to strangle themIt's kino
Grug didn't deserve that medal
>>144742409I'm so lonely
>>144742408You think?
>>144742411for goombling purposes I should have picked skujins as originally planned, but I took my boy instead
>Mads 13thImpressive desu
imagine grug dsq
>start pedalling at 100km>no one else pedals>win
my son failed me. disinherited
mou doubters where you at?>>144742430he deserved the gold as much as pogi. shit course for him and he still podium'd
MVDP unreal result
me on the left
>>144742441rusbert called him to fat for this, another rider that has caught his bullying eye
Adrià 11th is very strong
bardet first clean rider
>>144742446looks like my yung mommy
Historic
Pedersen 13th is actually pretty insane on this course
>>144742462just wanted to say this, amazing performance by roger
>>144742409gay
the shitalians really fucking nowhere
Great to see me considering all the right guys, including OCoomer Adria and Onley.Fucking livid about getting the wrong ones in as final picks, or at least two crashes.
Noticed no palestianian flags at the finish
Trying to call WADA rn but the line is busy
>>144742443y zo?
>>144742460Rusbert is retarded.
Never in doubt
>>144742410holy kekerino
>>144742484if you adjust 5 million times you always pass the best riders eventually
>>144742460he was right though, he was lachée pretty early on
Lipowitz 28th, BIG pointsThat fucker Jorgenson NOTHING
Tratnik was the MVP today
EL REY DE LAS TRES CORONAS
>>144740931aged well from matteo "no balls" jorgenson
>>144742517Him and sivakov
>>144742484I had two dnfs and the michael matthews psyop
>>144742517The MVP was in fact Tadej POGACAR
>Pogacarwinslol
after a hard race, mommy makes me foot birbirs
Archie Ryan 21st, good return for a 4-pointer
Now that this slurper is over we can finally focus on the spectacle that the 9th Cro Race will be
>>144742525the most trusted domestiques
>>144742421Baby numbers
what's he thinking right now?
remco in full disbelief
>>144742507One adjusss too far.>>144742526Maybe he could do something if Mads was here but I thought I've seen enough after Montreal.
Silva not a great secret pick after all
What can be done about G2 performances in cycling Berts?
>>144742551"i should quit, i'm washed up anyway"
>adjoostswap out riders that do well>don't adjoostall your alternatives do better than your picksthere's just no winning with velogoombling
>>144742549>gannathey should bring these back
>>144742549>Stop at tavern Always makes me chuckle
>>144742551>I should have enough money why do I still do this>why don't I divorce my wife
>>144742551French cycling in one image
340 Watts Zone 2, easy 42km/h average for hours to go.Life is unfair.
>>144742551contract signed already
Will Jonas show up in Rwanda?
Me velodrama would've gone hard if I didn't pick Madouas instead of Skujins, alas
Still waiting for Pidcock. Any second now
>>144742573And they drinked wine
>>144742589I guess
and you guys still refuse to juice KWABOB
>>144742569best thing is just to pick your boys and go to bed with your soul intact
1, 5, 6, 21Remco overpriced, should've dumped him to have room for O'Connor and Skujins
Very good race
>>144742593Hehe at least he will win the Alpe D'Huez stage again next year, right?
Hey, lipo in points.
>>144742549>rain turns into snowInstant kino
>>144742596On par with the guy who ran marathon chain smoking
Toms' English is quite good
>>144742607I dumped him for bilbao ...
>>144742593hopefully they stop him from giving interviews now
Shitcock, Zambanini, Castrillo, Roglic +12:09
Some surprising names, ngl
>>144742642good to see SIMMONS back to be honest
>"in normal ways, it's a suicide move"kek, literally saying it's pas normal
THE SEETHING FROM MEMCO HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Happy Rog, probably got a big cut of the winnings
>>144742621He rode a ton of american races like ten years ago. On Hincapie's team. Pretty americanized
>>144742642based zimzam, bavaria strong
>HOELGARD
>>144742615This had 2 more hours because at that point the peloton was like 12 people so they decided to slurp hard the first half of the stage
The last image of this thread
TdF 2025I expect 7.1 + W/kg performances for half an hour from Pogacar.
>>144742661>I was here just as a distraction
What a way to reach 10k UCI points
>>144742549Petit-Breton a little bitch
>>144742661pleasant sunday ride for him with no pressure on
>>144742684excuse me why no assist points for my boy frank vdb
>>144742684>La bande de copains doesn't get to have a number
>>144742661Best of all things really, didn't have to ride for Pog or lose to him embarrassingly. Nice pleasure ride.All that drama about if they would ride against each other and Pogacar avoids it all by just attacking.
>>144742684>Not enough for a medalI am the Toms Skujins of /cyc/
Will slovenian booms start liking pog, or will they keep being team rog?
>another episode of pogicheatslol
Roglic useless again
sivakov did a cavagna
>>144742684>Piepenbert also a Ryanchad My brother in arms
what a great race frens
new thread >>144742766new thread >>144742766new thread >>144742766
>>144742755my gf got up and left with 25km to go, saying she didn't needed to see more
>>144742734Never, Rog is part of their package, along with being antivax, denying climate change, and supporting Pootin and Hezbollah.
>>144742865Almost perfect
>>144742929gotta add some water to the wine innit
>>144718875Idk
>>144739793kek
